ftfEDftOftT) imi; TRTBUyR, arEDFORD, OT?EC!0T. THURSDAY. APRIL 12. 1928.
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Ferry
The fiHhinK nennon HttirtH Httn
dny,. but the wealller Is Htlll un
favorable for heavy loaflnK. either
Mnndinu up or scontlnK over the
country in nn nuto, that thn dealer
wild would pay for Itnelf, Imt never
did.
Local ROKsip Ik in an airplane,
and the truth Ih tryliiK to catch It
with a nimble-footed cow pony.
Klljah Hurd bus formally de
serted the nemoeratlo party, after
serving for many years. The Dem
ocratic party Hunk to one knee, and
Ih making a bold pretense that It
Ih not mortally wounded.
WHF.V ItOMANCIS FMHK
(Oregon Ktnrnild.)
The undersigned offern for
sale to the highest bidder the
following accounts, reserving
the right to reject any and alt
bids:
Hurry , Eugene, Hal. En
gagement King, $04.00.
Harry . Kugene, Hilk Hos
iery, 117.12.
In the last Issue of the Sall'.ve
Pont n world -famed violinist Is
mentioned as a fiddler, ami his art
I called fiddling. t A valley mas
ter of the violin in 1021 threaten
ed to hIc the Klan upon your corr.
for calling him a fiddler, and as a
matter of fact, the Kleagle did look
fierce at us, twice.
Thren aviators, who would not
think of committing suicide by the
customary but speedy means at
hand, are en route over the At
lantic, If nothing has happened.
Otherwise, they are whirring melo
dramatically Into a gale.
Whnt Is known ln Salem ns
"some doings up nt the pen," will
occur in the morning, Jnmeu WlHns
nnd Kllsworth Kellcy being legally
hurled Into eternity at the end of
n brand new rope, which has been
duly tested. Ah on previous oc
casions, the hangman will be nerv
ou, and there will be the usual
horribleneas. A lone woman Ih
making a heroic effort to block the
inhumanity, with no chance of suc
cess. The annual "He Kind to
Dumb Animals" campaign will be
observed the second week In May.
this year.
STRAY SHOT HITS WOMAN
IX PAItABOI. (llilllne 8.1- !ul
letln.) Ourh!
Very few eilsllird pies are liclim
hurled, conslderlnK the number ol
movie actors extant tn these parts
Charles 1', Aiiki'II. a travolini;
salesman, is nuiiin running out of
tills city. tAlbany lieniocnit. )
Probably started fllrtlnK ullh the
wronff waitress.
TIIK GUKATKIl CltlMK
Tho wltneKH temified:
"Six wecln ago. when spring had
come, thin man came to me and
miggented that we ko fishing. We
went up the river hp vera 1 mllcH.
After we hnd been fltdiing a little
while, he pulled out a bottle nnd
Invited mo to have a few drink.
took only four or five drinks, but
somehow It inn do me tdcepy
we landed and I laid
granH. l'ret t y booh
hy being hammered over the head
with n club. He fore I lo.st run.
pciouwncHM I realized that he had
pulled my overcoat over my head,
nnd wim tying me. Then he tied my
linndR nnd feet with a rope, and
hit me a few times more on the
head, nnd threw me Into the water.
Hut Home fellowH In the factory on
the hank wuv me In the water and
hauled me out and took me to the
hotipltal, where I have been ever
ulnce,"
Tfllit evidence having been com
pleted, tho foreman excused the
bandaged victim, hut before he
could leave tho wUiichh chair one
of the jurorn. who had been listen
ing with great Interest to the start
ling story, halted him. and said
that In the interents of Justice he
rfcHlrod to ntik one question
"What 1h II?" responded the wit
ness.
"Wkn voir wont ft shin if with tho
fieionuant, n: you or mm nave n
firth Ing license, nnd entitled to
fish?"
SPOKANE. Wash., April 12.
fVP) With control of tho demo
cratic mate convention here to
morrow, conceded to tho sup
porters of Governor Al Hmlth for
the presidential nomination, prin
cipal Interest nmong delegates
pnthercd here today seemed ren--tored
In the choice of a national
committeeman,
Editorial Correspondence
W'KKAI-O, Wyo., April litre
-b the end of the lnnK. Umts trail
tht lat gap of thf mil Wild Went.
Here is where Owen Winter wrote
"The VlrBinlan" the funnniH Oc
cideiUal hoti'l In a tow bioi k down
tho Ktippt, a red brick front with ,
iAveedy-lookiiK KraniimfH in the
w i n d o w h ore Is w h e re To i.l d y
Hoimevi'lt came from thf Jlln:k
HilU back In the early HO'h and
here 1h where Jiuiics (Jurilon licn
nett, late editor of the Xw York
Hernld, threw 120 aoh i1-cph on
the bar and invited everyone to
hav u drink.
The Virginian, T. It., .IiuneH Cior
don all Kne. And ho are tin
c nwpuncherH from I'owder Itlver
and the wliwpherderH from Salt
creek, and the hinh-livinK. MruiMht
shoot inK cattlemen who Hcatu-red
yellowbacks at the Lone Star dance
hall, and danced until the sun roue
next morning.
There are a few cow punch em.
for there nre Home cattle; there
are a few nheepherdei h, for there
are more Hheep but comparative
ly, they are nn ncurco a the pro
verbial needle In the haystack.
Where cow ponies lined to doze,
their reins filing over lillchim;
pontH, Hervlce Ntatlonn are HhowinK
their wares, and mud -sputtered
I.izzieH are awaiting the hand thai
has been resting over a nearby
"soft dilnk" bar. Home of the old
tlmo cattlemen are still here hut
while the cattle market hn revtv-
ed, they haven't and never will,
! for their day has koik. The nniKe
j lutH Kone. The good old days have
I gone. They lost their millions In
the post-war deflation and the hard
winters- of 'IH and '20, and they
will never come back. Not only
because they are too old to come
back, but bei-atiHe the conditions
that made them have gone lor all
time.
It Is all rather sad. liuffaln. In
the cold, dusty wind of early April,
is sad. It Is neither fish nor fowl
nor good red herring. The frontier
has gone, but the Twentieth (Vn
tury has not quite arrived.
Home of these old-timers held a
dinner the other night. Most of!K", rnat ntl tot' InisInesH
them were near the threo score and ! on large Keale Ih gone. Sheep
ten. It was far from a melancholy
affair, however. Thero was one
old cattleman, who was worth half
a million when the battle of tliei
Maine was fought. He is pennl
lesH today. l;ut he tells as Kood
n story now as ho did then, and
he lives Just about the wimii
doesn't work so hard, that's nil.
Fur life has always been simple
In lluffnln, and about the only
thing to do with money In the old'1' y lnk sauerkraut juice, why
days was to buy more cattle. Now nbouldnt they cat horse meat?"
the callle are gone, but there is I
enough to eat, plenty of horses toj "Then there is the labor prob
rlde, and food Is cheap. He doesn't 1"m- N" J,M,(1 worker! any more,
mourn over the cruel decrees of j uv onI' K''x th" '' They have
fate. The nnlv sin of aee is a i tn "live talking machines and ra-
passion for re-living the past.
He remembers Teddy Itooscvelt
and didn't fancy him so much, i
Teddy wan young and ImiulslUvc i
and very serious then. Ho liked
f o r, as he e x p ressed it, i o T. It.
i'-plus-2 meant 4, while to James
(lord nil It not only meant four,
hut a drink for everybody.
QUILL POINTS"
''More liinlnvnys being treated with nil."
chidi' the bi-nnd way that lies to dcsl ruction.
It's a shame tn let ii crahy man suffer when the assurance
that he lias been ncipiiUcd of soinclhine; would make him sane
again.
A star of the second magnitude is one you pun see with the
naked chorus.
'P..I.'.. n -if ii .
1 liking Ii I Iyer m Wall Street
n lot of fun if you don't conic
lYHiiips it's enlletl the oilor
good olil virtues are ihoie up iu
I u Africa they hunt hi unie. Over here tho hig niues are
utnlisturhed and the police merely mh the crap shooters.
The activity of the market indicates, anion;.: other thinjj
change in Darwin's vital statistics.
Correct this sentence: ' You' said .Iim to his wife, "drive
well."
PENDLETON, (ire.. Apr. 1L'.
' Two dlumoud rings valued at
liU0, a garnet pfn. two strings
down on the"f noil,ls' 11 number of other alu-
I was waked ! '"''l1'1 ''id clothing, were
t smiMii irmn uie heme (tf Charles
noml. local merchant, yesterday by north on the Pendleton-Walla VYal
a Hungarian woman who entered , la highway.
THE NEBBS-Oh, What's the Use!
... ... -
I'M HAWV -VWftT
VOU PROVCD'fOORSf 1
HWOrrNir I ln.av
IMOT VOU VaJERE , EVCM
t-
OWVaPIOST l-OMVINJCINJCj
"V8, JameH Oordon wan u rem
thorouKhhrt'd. The fmly man in
America, who could drive a four-in-hand
in the Jtrltlsh manner
elfcllt rinn in unt hand, the whip! cvitt-d, only a few can t answered here. No reply (an be mail to queri. not totiloun
ln thf other. And he was a ureal' i"g to iimtru-tions. Ad-lret Dr. William Urady, in cute of tlii newspaper.
friend of Lily Kanmry; courteous.
hlVJi)nn!H. Jam en f lurdon lived
life t. II. either Miudied it orj
acted it. We all liked Jtcnneu j
much better. Hut of course Know
velt wiih a boy then out of Har
vard only a few yearn. Ittit. per
sonally. J never liked him. Ton
what Ik it 7 Helf-cunHCi'ouH, per
liajix.
"There was a fine Irishman who
ran the Lone Star dance hall
it was on the hill where the court
house now stands. Me was another
thoroughbred, but in a different
way. In the dance hall every cow
hoy had at least Vnc gun, and
whlwkey ran like water. Hut Hon-
nv:i n never carried n iiin me red v
" !
cane
a man he brought down with that
cane, and a bullet never scratched
him. He was always taking the
side of the weak against the stiont,-,
and the girls even those who were
not so good
L ,Zr nr
M f 2
M In- v.!" " ro n. '
imli-inH ih.it uiih i.i-fn... ni.v ii,,.
r ! .vh.iiL " , . J . '
i.. .".,.:....'.... ..... .,'" niuy nnruor virulent disease
horse thieve
..
fiii- iim I know , " " " .r , ,Z
far iim I know, Jesse never came
here. Krank was a very learned,
soft-spoken gentleman. Could re
cite Shal;espcart by the hour, aipl
was a great favorite with the la-
dies. 1'fnkert.m came here to get
him, but a e..,tain woman I knew
saved his life by hiding him in her
home under the kitchen floor. Hhc
helped him escape and lie went
back to Missouri, never to return."
, tin it , i
"Yes, the cattle market Is bet
ter. A man with good credit could
make good money in the callle
business now. lint the range Ih
never slumped like cattle they ar
a d mi hie crop, meat and wool
ami if I were starting out again
1 would go
in for sheep. ilut
things are changing fast. Horses?
Xo market for horses unless they
are bit: ones draft horses. The
horses nowadays are mostly being
canned down nt rasper. I hear
they label It corned beef. Perhaps
they put in a liltle cabbage. Well,
dies and movies every uinht- and
go to town for a pound of butter!
Uussfaus and 1'nlnrks arc being
sent In her
put In sugar beets.
fence ihe nl reams
sheep ean't gel
shelter any more. I don't know
,'.v hat the w or 1 d I j coming t o
but I tlo know it's a hell uf a plac
compared to what H used to be.
It. W. Ii.
This seems to in-
i i-i .i im i.- i
IS much like oilier fiyinp:. It s :
down too quick.
of saiuMity Ium'huso all ol! the
ninth halls.
the home for the first time yes
terday morning as a maid. The
theft occurred about 11 o'clock in
the morning and It is thought the
woman disappeared Immediately
afterward in a light car toward the
,
1! ill1
course you rcmcml.cr the callle- i". "a v " vpi r ,V " I
M.cn-H k-n.,if i.m0a , tJU" et neei Do infected. 1
,":,nk. J."nCH. ...WJK!e "y ev"n carry hie serins to a
MISS BLACK. YOU
f N-V ."tSr7
Act: -rue oje twimg
THAT tNJSPlWED MC TO
en r Kill
VAJHEtg y
GO &Tf4fM6MT NlORtTHftM
ANVTwtWG CL&E. - WUE.M
i &fx movo sou kepu
Good with all. the
TLMPTOTlOw AMD WiTVJOUT
1WL tjUlUANX-L Or WWfc.NT6
IT'O littrJ A LESSOKI
TO
f
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRAD7, M. D.
Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hvglenr. not to dia diagtioirfs or
treatment, vill Iw iiiin.-rwi by Dr. brsriy if 11 ktaiJif-l. r!f-.Mi(irfcted euelui is ncici!rfd.
l-fi-n l l.rl.-f .rul rii I.. l .1.. (.... !..,. ... '
AN OUTLINE
NO. 25 INFECTION IS
Kvory intelligent person Hhould
have a general understanding of
the sex instinct and human repro -
duction as a ba-
His lor essential
knowledge of the ,
hygiene of sex. '
I his entiro kuh t
ject is still tinder
must omit u chap-'
ter from this out-:
line of hygiene.
Without other
uikjIiwv we shall for cm,rtiH of treatment by differ
apoi , we snail (1JIl ratan.h sppcjaliHls
. i ... . i. .
turn iimnuumii'iy iu me miurn mis
uiiwt-iTiKfim much iinm 01 iniccuiiu
and immunity.
I-Mrst it is necessary to correct
,,,.. llSa)p,)s.o8 ot what
lifivn lipenniP fiinillinr nmli-u ,
worshipped him.i," ' '
Infection means the entrance of
K"',"'S, """ ",e llHHWH 01
he '""lv- " ' m"a" lnl,al'
.. ' . ' "r
':',ivlty '"' "" ",e "'. An in.ll-
' "is inroai or nose or otner
' i.""' """"P Wh" "'8 co"""' ' U"f
""ml c.t-ariy ins-
tliiKiilshe between harhorliiK ells-'
ease Kcrins and infection.
It is still a popular fancy that
COrtn II CmntniinirahlM .llnnnua. l.rn
I contagious while o 1 ers nr. i nlv in ' i . V i V '
Mumamous wmie ouhtk are oni in-, tern, that s pretty hope ess you
fectioUH. l ie word contnebm mn.,. i.- ......i
" :
veying the Idea of actual contact
whereas infection conveys the Idea
of indirect transference of the dis
ease. We must discard this fanci
ful distinction, for there is no prac
tical reason for it. Actual con
tact (contagion) is not necessary
for the transference of any known
germ disease. So it is sufficient
to know that u tflven disease Is in
fectious. Any good toilet soap is a reliable
disinfectant lor the hands, no mat
ter whether the brand you prefer
purports to defeat 27 or 57 varie
ties of disease germs. A soap and
water washing of the hands is am
ple protection against lho possible
r'Hk 1,f matching disease from gel ms
that contaminate the hands with
the source ol the Berms. farrylim i
coals to Newcastle Is a sensible !
pastime compared with addin-j an- i
tiscpiics to soap Some people arc
endowed with a sense of smell as
well as n mean and sneaking dis
position. Since the days of the plague, yel
low fever and other world Hcoiirwes.
one epidemic disease has retained
the bad reputation folks of the dark
mines itave it, und even now most
laymen anil not a few old fony doc
tors cherish a quaint notion Unit
the line nernis are able somehow
to :et about by their own locomo
tion. This notion is absurd to any
one Willi nn .elementary knowledge
or hncterioloKy. No disease derm
can budKe an inch unless It is
carried by some one or some thiiiK.
t.erm carriers may be animate
I persons, animals, insects) or in
animate (food, water, air ihlimsi,
but the animate carriers are the
conveyors of nearly all Inlecllous
disease today. There is no good
evideuco that disease is evor car
ried in the ulr, except droplet or
spray Infection which we shall con
sider presently. In every instance
where a disease, such as smallpox,
diphetherla, yellow fever, infantile
paralysis, has been apparently car- j
ricd In the air, Ihe aKoncy of an '
animate earl ier has been over- j
looked. This lu ik.Ii.I.Iv tr.ii. r,r
yellow fever, the virus heiii.-; car-
lied hv the Steijoinviu breed of
,. . . .
ii..!'m 1 1 a. lucre is no koou CVI-.
deuce Hint disease Is rallied hv
impels, books, nionev. letters , '' 'or lho beautiful Homie,
things made hy or handled by the I ""' fisherman's unequaled paradise,
person who has Ihe disease or who , wl" 1,0 01,0,1 Cor lnn" uni1 steelhead
is convalesciim from It. An ordi- "nK""K 1111 11Pxt Sunday, April 15.
nary laundering renders nnv cloth-1 ",p law w,lch was placed into ef
Iiik or lln acllcallv sterile lifter i fe t this year states that steel-
it has been used by the person 111
of infectious disease.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Post No Clippings
Kindly forward pamphlet as per
ulmve. (J. II. W.l
Answer. The clipping says noth-
hi; about a pamphlet. Try again,
and please ask your own tpieslion.
I have uo answer to make to clip-1
pings.
The Country Is Going Dry
tan you help me to break our S-
year-old son of the bed wetting I Several fish screens mid ladders
habit? (Mrs. P. Met!.) I jliave been repaired since last year.
Answer. Send a stamped envoi j TIese now permit fish to puss with
ope hearing your address and re- out harm, while previously a per
peat your question. I'll gladly help ! centago of Hie fish died or were
to convert the boy from the wot to ! sie from scaling fish ladders or
tho dry side. running into fish wheels.
Miles Los Priscilla ! Hy all indications tho sale of
I nm writing for your opinion nnd
'SOU WAITED A LOmS X f
TIME FOB
I'M SORRY
YOOQ
. worn rvi r
OU THEM
WITH MV
UCXV?D TO
PEOPLE CAN BCiNkS MISERY
MC
And uwmapoiwesSi to
OTWEfPS BY
OF CHARACTER
An
r.' r
.... T. M M.ili
OF HYGIENE
A PASSIVE HAPPENING
j advico uoout a delicate matter. My
' friend conlides hi me. . . . ill.
IH Mll .. . ...
e(! iu Jolm A1(lt;n am! thilt.3 wnere
t)e nUlie miKiake, If your
fri(,n(1 ruiPH lo writ0 to me ni
b(f Klttd to .:ive lho neBt 0))inioM or
!ulvit.e , ,.an
.
iu ray, ng oure
You claim you can cure 85 per
cent of all catarrh cases. 1 have
had catarrh for over 2i years, and
1 have spent thousands of dollars
a i
answer. i ms snows wnat nap-
pens when you quote a man out of
contexl- ln tilp Bame paragraph I
", fi
i. i . ,
"UH" " f'mmib w.iu tnensn tue
lhU-m brain to .lisoanl it when
,he '""'or "UW8 lh 'here is no
especially when he
really alia them. About lho vast
SUtns you have apen for ". ..urses"
vended by "catarrh specialists." I
,? y , "','ra was r Kilt.
if your catarrh Is in your head, ko
home to some cood' up-to-date doc
iy Sav that Larnum was riaht
home to some good' up-to-date doc-1
- ordinary family doctor.
for examination of the nose nnd
throat and ndvlce or treatment for
whatever the examination (lis-
closes. If the "catarrh" is nowhere
... ..... ..ii
in 1 1.- i ! tiiurii nt iimit'i muiiiii
anything and you need a guardian j
or keeperv This may not sound ua
sooth hi.'; as tin; talk of Catarrh
Specialist Prowler or the plausible j
booklets of Doctor Hlossom, but i
then, I'm not going, to charge you !
anything.
(Copyright John 1 Wile Co.)
Somethin else that's becomin
rarer everyday is home grown
daughters. Next t an invitational
affair nothin' leaves as many sore
i
I
spots as fallin' off a stepladder with I the nearest harbor to he clev
an arm full o' window curtains. I , ... , , , . , ,
I crly camoullaged and hidden
Ye Letter Box
To lhe Kl"'r:
Sportsmen, awake! Your nnnual
'llluli nr "I'nlK.y mil tl.n .,1,1 n.t
,, , . " ......
8,,lnln her tip' is now to be con-
ma n"d tviiut must go unmolested 1
1 ii ii 1 1 1 .-linn i in ncrntiiir m t : u
law thero is an exceptionally large
number of fish in the river this
- "
year as compared win previous
years. The trout can now bo seen i
junping as it they were eagerly
huntiu-;; for the flies dangling to
land fro from the rod of the sports- j
i man. The fly fishing is usually '
good at the first of the season, but !
unless the weather clears up the;
season will not open up as well as j
'expected.
angling licenses should bo increas-
YOUR LESSOM f
THOU6W THAT I t
iMSPRTtOKl (
uavjr MOPrStSm a
I t-A LtU TO II
rflTHEK TVS V
UMDERSTftMD HOW
THEil? WEAKNESS
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Rippling
Rhymes
(By Wll MAMt
HKST IN l'FACK
The old wild towns of fifty
yvaiti ago' are quiet now. and
mn walk to and fro to buy
new hinges for a garden eate,
to close oine dt l in hillside
ral estate, to buy a flivver or
to sell a cow the old wild
towns, how calm and peaceful
now! Tlie merchant princes,
clad in stylish duds, are sell
ing gingham, Wienerwurst and
spuds, and lawyers walk in
calm array to court, nnd
checker players talk of manly
sport. To anyone who has a
balanced mind, the spectaclo
is soothing, good and kind;
1m t me n are me n t h ey a re
contrary birds; 'they boost this
culture with resounding words,
and say It's fine to see a blood
red town give up its guns and
gently settle down. It's truly
fine that law should thus pre
vail, that those who flout it
spend nine days In Jail; but In
their hearts the men contrary
guys recall old dass with
pessimistic sighs. The old wild
towns, how wonderful they
were, when all the air was
thick with blood and fur!
When thirsty men came in
from herding cows, to spend
a season in a glad carouse;
when every man possessed a.
treasured gun, that he would
shoot in earnest or In fun,
when just a glance that wasn't
nu Up polite, would draw a
bullet and a last good night.
When every street and every
dusty lane would yield its
wounded and perhaps ip slain!
When every grogshop liad Its
bloodstained sills those were
the days that had the joyous
frills! old timers think, ' per
chance, such thoughts as these,
then boost the law ln fervent
ecstasies.
ing and the river will probably 'be
lined with siKirtsmen on the iEltli,
(Contributed.)
4
Brisbane?s Today
(Continued from Page One)
When J-'ord saw a gigantic
ill- acre ' dump that has been
uiriiiii for centuries, he want-
ed to harness that und change
lost heal into power.
However, the llritish novorn
inent is not, backward. Jt
plans to harness the tide at the
Severn mouth, expecting to pet
enough electric energy to run
Knghind's six biggest cities.
f-f
Twenty-two I'nited .States
warships nre in Hawaiian
waters. Eighty-nine more will
go west through the Golden
tiate on April 1S.
If real war should star those
111 warships would hurrv to
I fnnn air and submarine attack.
Then the country would wish
j it had spent on submarines
and airships half the money
thrown away on battleships.
nAKEIISFIKUI). Oat.. April 12
1 Twu Stockton children, be
lieved to bp those of .M r. and
Mrs. Cecil D. Agen and Mr. and
Mrs. Earl Stearns. respectively,
were burned to death last night
:i llll l rv A ,...n i iwl I u Ut mi
were so severely burned that they
....... .n i !.
mm- wiii'ii ifieir t'nr ex
ploded and was destroyed at the
Sibert service station east of
Ttakersficld.
r i T0 pinrninitTT iiAttr
LAI 3 OAULKKKAUI NOW
n . hvii,
fffi YFARS YOIINnFR
JAju 1 Lnuj IVUHUIjIV
"Now I even eat sauerkraut and
s:u-age and led fine. Adterlka end
en Moniiii'ii nils ana l teel lu years
yoimuer. .Mrs.' .M. Davis.
.lust )NK spoonful Adlerika re-
lles khs and that blonled feellnc;
.l that you ran eat and sleep well. I
Arts on KOTII upper and lower;
I'uwel ami removes old waste niat-
. ' in ii i as i nere.
i store!
l ftLMObT REOOY To
TELL WIE(2 MV &TOOV wurM
bUE &AiO 5HE WAPPV
BECauSE I WA tNNOCENr-
No matter what vou have tried for' 1 COUI commissioner, sunjert tn
your stomach and bowels. Adlerika "he wl" of ri"l,,,,,1'can party ni
will surprise you. Heath's Dru.. the May primary. .1. ti. I.OVK.
Bur
,HE KILLED T ALL VvJHEM &ME
TALKED OT WEAKMESS OTOJAR
ACTC5 MINE WAS 3EEM WEAKER
Than A SC BUTrERTLV WOW
ri or cesoect ro me
k So .(3
i r - -m-tt
s m w. i ri" i i i ii
FUED CAUSE f
MELL01UTTACK;
! WASHINGTON', April 12.
Denying in the sena.e today the
charge that his resolution asking
the resignation of Secretary Mel
lon was ihe outgrowth of a per-
soual feutl. Senator I'ouzens,
publican of .Michigan, drew an j iiUigh-gettfng. Indeed, the come
apology from Senator Moses, ri ,nail himself declared when "The
publican, of New Hampshire, for j ,'(rt.Us" was i.eing made that It
the language used by the New
Hampshire senator in making the
charge.
I '-This is not a feud." Senator!
Couzens declared. "My resolution j
i wns introduced and pressed fm
i nrt if in im n urn tt nefilnst a SVS
tern of government dominated by
, men of great wenlth. 1 will not be
I intimidated by the charge of
I Senator Moses that this Is a per
sonal feud and that my statements
against the secretary were vicious,
i malicious and untrue In most In-
stances."
I Senator Moses interrupted the j
Michigan senator at this point to
state that he realised the language
he had used in the recent debate
i on the Mellon resolution was in
'violation of the senate rules,
j "I offer my regrets to the sena
! lor from Michigan,' he said, "and
tusk so far as the' record Is con
i cerned, that f be permitted lo
-have the words withdrawn.'
Charlie Chaplin at
Huni? s Craterian
After two years, Charlie Chap
lin Iiuh given the public a smash
ing comedy in this new picture
,.of his, "The Circus," now at
i Hunt's Craterian. It's the great
j est entertainment picture the
i greatest comedian has ever made.
In this story of circus life, of
which Charlie accidentally be
comes a part, his genius for fun
making is again clothed in the
RELIEF FROM CURSE
OF CONSTIPATION
A IJnttlo Creek physician says.
'Constiimtlnn is resiHinslhle for
more misery than any other cause."
Hill imineiliate relief has been
found. A tablt-t called ltexall Or
derlies has been discovered. This
tablet attracts water from the sys
tem Into the lazy. dry. evacuation
i bowel culled the colon. The water
loosens the dry food waste ami
causes a gentle.-thorough, natural
movement without forming a habit j
or ever increasing the dose.
Stop suffering fc.m constipation. I
Chew a ilexall Ordeiiie nt night. '
Next day bright. (Jet 24 for L'Gc
today at the nearest Ilexall Drug
Store.
Political Announcements.
rou SIIKIUFF
I am a candidate for the repub
lican nomination for sheriff, pri
mary May 18. CHAS. D. STACY.
May 17.
I am a candidate for republican
nomination for Sheriff at the Muj
primaries. 1" have had experiincf
in both tax and criminal depart
ments and promise efficient and
economical service.
May 17. GEO. B. ALDEX.
COUNTY CLERK
I am a candidate for republican
nomination for county clerk: prom
ising personal attention, economy
and courtesy. G. Ii. CARTER.
May 17. Talent
I am a candidate for the nomi
nation as County Clerk on the Re
publican ticket.
May 17. A. J. CROSE.
"I hereby announce my candidacy
for ihe republican nomination for
County Clerk.
CHESTER PARKER.
May 17.
SCHOOL srrKIUXTEXDKXT
I am a candidate for the re
publican nomination for school
superintendent. V. A. DAVIS.
Medford, May 17.
COUNTY COMMISSIONER
I urn a candidute for re-nomlna-
tion on the republican ticket for1
County Commissioner. If nomi
nated and elected I will continue
to do my best to give the people
an economical business adminia-
tratlon.
VICTOR BURSKLL. '
May 17.
I nm a candidate for the office
. . ... ,
Snowy I'.utte Orchard. Central rt.
By SOL HESS
To OK KEADGa?,
WHO CAME LATE. J
FLINT DISCOVERED
SinCE uiSAWwAL
w voorthville
that miss Black
is his dwj6hter
WHOM WC
DESERTED iM
WER INANiCY
But this iS
not knjOwn to
uec -
' AMD BY
The WAY
BLACK And FLINT
AEE. BOTH
ASSUMED
MANlEi
?y
trick derby, over-roomy yhoes,
funny lillle inoiistaiu' und fU1
ble tune. And audiences ro.u-i
louder than ever ui the unties -of
their idol. reclamations of glee
from the kids each time Chnriio
did hi stuff, whether on a light
rope, filching hot dogs from a
stand, or making fates at the
l..aly. boomed 'from the first rows
to the reiling. Fearful "oohs"
and "ali.s" were i-r:joned lest
Charlie be caught by the strong
arm of the law or fall off a
slack -wire.
"The Cinus" was written, di
rected ami produced by Charlie
Chaplin. To be sure, Charlie is
as wistful as ever, but he seems
to be the old Chaplin in the old
.spontaneuus hilarity, timing and
Would
be
low-brow comedy
fm. high-brows.'
DKTKOJT. April 1 UP) Rc-
turning home from Toronto, Ont.,
where she was honored by the
Ontario Kducational associatirJ.
Mrs. Kvangt'linc Lindbergh
landed at the i'ord airport at
p. ni. tnony.
For 1 Week
Only
Suits tailored to your
measure,, i n latest
brown, tan and gray
shades. Values up to
$55.00.
r
at $42.50
Some with two pair
pants.
Upstairs, ,
Established Since 1912
Our t li o r o u h
Dry Cleaning re
moves all traee
of moths hav
ing y our gar
ni e n t s cleaned
regularly and
before storine
is s o u n d moth
insurance.
High Pressure I
CAR
WASHING
Chassis and motor
cleaned Hardie
system.
Expert Simonizing
and Refinishing
Duco-Lacquer and
Enamel
ARMSTRONG
MOTORS, Inc.
101 S. Riverside Phone 18
n U
huo you Avt
i2b
i r- ti r.
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a
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TROWBRIDGE
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