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ttetod to m far of aJ3
dkvteM cr4)u4 to tt or UnrtM
r4tu4 to toi 9ir, u4 ! to to torn)
mwi mblto4 MTvta.
Wn Irf rm eAMtio tor ill
MBi Mi4 Vet. J, 1I7, I44Z. (
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
What came clos to being a
trajfic happenlncr wn narrowly
averted at 11:41 am. yetrday,
her Hlxth, one of our yourit
and most popular traffic artert-
blct the venerable Y.p, an
eitllmable railroad eriKK In in
(nutate commerce. Kye wMn-
Ktood axhajFt, the hair sticking out
on the backs of their respective
neck, Ihelr blood ran cold, and
they Bhlvered tn their boou. If any.
Providence Intervened lurt In
time, being amlvted nobly by the
raucous yelling of a couple of
brakemen atop a box-car. It ap
peared for 30 second, as If the
coroner would have some work to
do.
The freight trains, sans the
caboose was proceeding In an
orderly manner In a southerly di
rection, a woman of about 25 years
was proceeding down Front street
falvo behaving), and an autornu
bile of the vintage of 123, of one
of the belter makes, was proceed
ing wt on Hlxth street. Instead
of watching the female, the drlvw
was evidently watching the train,
as he was not legally cognizant of
Its presence, negligently moving
toward the space he was headed 1
for. When he was awakened by
the aforementioned hullabaloo of
the brakles, there was a great
aoueallng and screaming of the
brakes. Nothing was killed, unlens
you count the engine of the auto.
The driver took off his lid, and I
seemed to be a trifle grayer back
of the ear, than he was when he
started, it wae all quite harrow
ing, which the farmers will be
doing as soon as the ground dries
out a bit. In Justice to the careful
motorist, the train was not going
In the direction In which Its ford
rate her was pointed. The ford
catcher formerly caught cows, ex
clusively, but has kpt pare with
the tlnis.
A bystander opined that I he un
called for mtsMlrig up of the right-of-way
had been averted, "by an
a'-e," and another aII-K'd It was
"by a hair " Witness thought It
was by tbe nine of apart', and
further testified that the averting
was baldhf-aded. Four out of five
readers of the lines, if there ate
five readers, would say that It was
a slim margin; at any rate. It was
no fat margin. Mr, Frederick Fry.
a barber, asserted it was a "clone
shave.' We now rise to state.
whether It wus by a hair, or a
slender margin, or some tonsorlu
work, or an are, It might have
been the deuce to pay.
And,
'Insurance sgents are not rulti.
rating a fertile fit-Id, by taking a
stand on tne crossing.
BKHT WIHKCKAI'K rK TIII-.
vi l-.l-.K "It seenm thai Atlantic
city has decided to prohibit buih-
Inn (7) suit (7) beauty (7) p
lades." (New Yorker.)
Mnsxra. Kelley und Wlllos. Ore
Kon convicts doomed to hang April
13. for a murder In which they
fired no shots, und the Minnesota
convict who Is serving a llfo sen
lence for possession of a bottle of
Kin. will be glud to learn lhat
ueorgo Kemus, d luxe boutlclaii
Who shot his wife In the bock, hui
lioen declared sane and la well on
Ills way to freedom. Mr. Kemua
has money, polltlcul Influence, and
friends, which has nothing at nil
to do with (he dispensing of Jus
tice.
JTH JCST I.IKK 'KM
(I'rcm llwlcli)
Testimony was Introduced
to show that Miss Kuss had
hired Hanson to assault Hyun,
rcputod to bs her sweetheart,
and that when Hyun was dis
charged from ths hospital, aha
mot him with a limousine,
and drove him to her country
home, and loaned him $6hio.
Taxes are awful, anil there will
be no fruit crop, said a local cltl
gen, with his nuse tn the steering
wheel of a new 3mio pen-green
motor vehicle.
A.mnn liy the name of Knnril
holds foilh In tho l'endleton. This
heats tho attaching- on a non
working V.. to the north end of
Hi-own. In this manner: llrowno.
HICIUIOND, Va., Mar. 30. ()
Oho of four boys grouped about a
gas main Jmro dropped a match,
into an opening to "seo tho blur.
flames." Thirteen-year-old Julian
llliams was blown 25 feet In trie
air and killed Instantly. Tbe other
throe wore badly Injured.
.
Balem will start work on now
140,000 garbag Incinerator,
CAN LINDBERGH EZTIEE?
SO COLONEL LINDBERGH fcai retired to private life, tired
of the cheering crowds, the eeaMrle acclaim; having I.U
back klappe by the too eiithui.ia.Htie jroletaria, and his Lew
shirt ami bat utolen for wiivnin !
What a atrange thing Lift i! How whimsical Fate is, in
the way it p&Mtes out it ineneapable deeree! How many of
tu don't want what we get; and don't (;et what we want. How i
nicely we could improve upon our Destiny-Maker if we only
had t$e power.
Here i Lindy renouncing what nine in out of ten in Con
would give their eye-teeth to get; and Lindy petting, ;
or trying to get, what practically no ambitious American eiii
zen want, quiet, oWurity, the privilege of being left alone.
Imagine, for example, how much Nick Long worth, .Senator
Willi, .Senator Watwn, ex-governor Pierce, Mayor Baker, Marv !
Garden, UFoIlette the Younger, Tom Mix, Ben Sheldon-jum ;
to mention a few notable would like to wear the wing-ed J
shoes that thU hro of the air is discarding ! j
Aint it funny what a difference just a few "tweaks" make! i
An-1 of course the question obtrudes, will Colonel LimlW2h
he ahie to do an be plana! WHERE will he go, WHAT will he
do, how CAN" he (ret lost in
If hm .....l .t.
.o,., .......K.,.,
wanted all he eould pet of it,
that hi amazing popularity would soon die down.
Hut ax he doesn't want it and the people in peneral realize
he is sin-ere in not wanting it,-won't it he just like then, to
ju.iini ujwii K''K o ill m J
" V
WOIK UUl.
QUILL
faimr.nt. A r,rn.t.
Shoot foiir-biu and you're
hake dovrn a million in Wall
Umially yon can tell just by looking at a man that he isn't
afraid to tell another just what he thinks of him over the telephone.
PsychoanalyHiti of next Taking the rose apart to see what 1
Causes the fragrance.
Correct this sentence: "Mv
affected by hope of profit or fear
mmtmmam
4 10 tr a 1 - at - 1 - . , .
A l.-foot vault isn t the final limit. Let h see what four
more generations of pedestrians can produce.
t
American reaction to a stor' of official corruption ; "Well,
it won't be long now before the fir game."
Mot of thov, who think women wear fewer clothe, are bach -
elor who never hunted vainly for an unemployed hook in a
cloet
Shouldn't there be a little gold hammer on the collar to des-1
iffnate the rang of Retired Admiral!
v ,. ., ... .
lou aren t puilty of aifgrewiive war ' if the other fellow
bcKinn it by frisking a little fellow you saw find
'
" ' '
You Can't tell. If he'B eraV on thp nuliieet nf ter Vie mar
he either a pervert or a psychoanalyst.
Americanihm: 118 million decent people thinking the raee
in rotten because 64 indecent ones nre mentioned in headlines.
Alaa! Uy the lime you are capable of analyzing human feel
ings you haven't any.
Caste is a mighty fine thing
of it.
Universal education won't do.
jolm that rcuirc getting dirt on
Awful thought while tending
that must he toted 0tit in hell.
... (i , a person caught in a blizzard or' . ' V """ "i ...
A pure election in NicnriiKmi will he any kind that causes ist in a snowstorm i to rind a !"""'' 1,,u w,"'!y,ou "ilk r Ve''v: 1
Wall Street to hrenthe n siil, ,,f relief "r- """" ur -"""-tiling. Ml on it,1';'1 beer and whiskey from polit I
mreu to iiruitnc a HiKh of relief. wlh )mik l() !"""." ."oln,",nlv lting a presl-
. Iknee. and, If possible, take '"'"l o enforce constltiition and J
forrect Ibis sentence: "K.ven in the Hjirinif," tuiid the desk
( r i t. i , , ,. .
mail, I don t believe 1 enU make livini; rni.si.iB chickens. "
"Slu.sh" makes a cat
whclhcr the story is about literature, politics or KpriiiR
Hook
review: "I Kscnpc," by
S!.:L..2,r!!M,ll",n,,n,t nlv'"liires
THE NEBBS-A Little
I ImvkjK. VDO'D HtTTER
6ET &IX OR &FVEN VaJOMEKI
OJ Tutf, U9V . TV4EVR.E
SVMPKrvjFTir- Ann IP t
or try IN4NOCE.NCE I Cam
t VEAST EVOTX TWElfi
the erowd?
i. i:t..., . ... , ,
j, r imeu nero wonuip, and
nothing is more certain than
- Wl w
POINTS
. ...ul
a menace to cotnrnufiity morals:
Street and you're a great busi-
conviction." sairl he "arWt
of Iofis.'
for those who feel the need
Somebody must handle
the hands.
the
furnace. Think of the ashes!
-by hcndlinc, but the reader can't tell ;
.1. I,. Hardy (Dodd, Mead Si,',ntW h" f""w.d your poll, y
of n war prisoner in (iciiuany,
Ray of Sunshine
Q MR6. FLCWEPDALE. I OnDEQSTAnO
TWXT Voo TOLD TME ftTTOQlMEV rctt
" THE PROSE6OT1OJ TU4AT VOU HAD
ftw OPINIOSJ IKJ TMlS Cfi&C
VES - t Mtwe FOQMED AN OPtNtOfsl
Q- VOO DOM T MEVM BV "TMW TWfiT
VOO COOLDM'T GIVE THE DErENDAMT
a rtvit? AMD IMPARTIAL trial ?
'II 11 Ml
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM EEADY. M. D.
L.icr . --1 totrf la
m U M I ! ft-rr-
AI.LACUj U K III I.rtT TO
I fc Tim Ani.nt c&JU (r a Im-t
pU:n pi: to idojji tr.t t-rn
n t o t e r
i:Jn-a from any
c f tbe .cmmun
rei piratory iii
ftiioQ ti.A c.r-
a. -'tariff thf i-Uii!i
-S-. rr;:,iJ:r.e cam.
of "to mm on
E't r.o i.U.n (.!, hi,
1 lh ttrm- u:t f
"tZ,1 ''V.uAi-rl -Z7
ufi tiJgn&: '.vai'on a.-. -
lu.tant to r..lmou:.h the urm fJt
t have r.ot E,nn up how. 'a
"v P no. A--
.or.iir.g to a r,.pipr .t-m. th
A:ur,u ai: awa
from I,:. of.-i'e a re'i iJt, .in
Vri." ar.d n. vl
'""''' '' n.y heart not that the
.-f'l.olW
In iew t ,h ofnacy. not to
( in m-a- ,t th oftt;nic;
ority of
K"4 doctor about the u of the
tnex diaKno.j. of "cold." i fi
no r-mr:.er.t when th layman
eriou.ly dewrir, hn ailment us
a "told." it do exasperate me
though, when a layman fcetomes
roinl.atjv atx.-jt it and utters con-
mm.!- .u. .. . -
. j m ' w k. in iJ,Lf, IJ Hit a
!,.,.,.! ,.u , ... -a ...
" ' f,-a wf a.if Oilier
I'eople like that well.
nr.) m aiay, k ue that. Such
Pp!e would never voluntarily
xupporx lent. IK- aanitation they
:cor:lder the health officer', aole.11- ' '
function ia lo remove r.n-..
hu:t,r:w stir.ka nrt a T h Brlin
AM again
Ine drad newer ami 1 f -
many neajin oir.rers share, , . ' ,
this conenti&n. .whether 6pdfni? the exercise
Another hallowed tradition of'fafer than l'"athiris is of any ; chocolate .That crime should mean
ihe dark awes of rndkine I have ,va!.u"- through the nof(weBly years in jail.
WTl r-f.i.h V latt-rinv mv h-ft!
Iaffaint for Hm year J 'Then-
munn." :ntn junt lately 1 nav
; simply ajut-rted there is no such
(entity, condition. dUeae. and. l:ft
j the dazd victim of the delusion
to. w"nu"r h 1 driving at.
or.e has r.-en subj t for many
years to what one's do' tor called
;and s'.ill rail rhumati.rn. it may
'K dehifhtful to hf-ar there
iB no such arf.ut.on, t.m ne nat-!
' urai:' retorts -then what ai:s ne.
i if it jj-n t rheumatism?"
( And ho I have at laM found an'
"'appropriate rejoinder to that re-j
X. '7; s
I n'.tmnc vasut or rniH.a'Jiny
" LV",".". 'Tii
i "'n'11 "''' i""t inflammation
j ")'.hcurn:itl.srn" m.-ant nolhiinj; of,
th kln'l; your dirtionary wi!'
j":M you that rheum mc-an rattier I
S""' " .""ZT;!?"? "?
tefzerna. j
If ti'ere wero really uh a
:tiite or condition an "rheum-
jainm." we micht K.inMy m-!
l"rt !hat d l, tiir- had j
MniethlriK to do with It. and a I
'lordlntfly on- or another kind or'
rnlKht he of ome valu in !
treatment, cilice the frightful ex
plosion of the uric acid theory n
.,.,.., .m i, ..-u.ory ago. "ie;r,.a(, y,Ut,.:luU.y!i
..... ..... .
was built Uion that theory has
l..n u,.ll.. , .1.,. ... ...
order "specialists." regular nos- i
.rum makers and commerci ..llv !
HUcoifHf 11I qtiiirkH in our exclusive !
in-. Ik il rfinkn. if any vl- tlm r '
chronic arthritis over ohtaint-J
any henr:fit from a dirt compiled
with refcrt;n e to uric a' ld con
trnt or frec-dom from it, the
I benefit was dun to rninridcnou
1 f or all orrhtitiri sufftrt-rs h nv
i t h lr um 11 nil duu n tir else to
' ti tftnpor.iry r-t from ovoioat
: iriK. mainly of carbohydrate fond
) mutprlal.
Z vW
I An arllclo in your column
Ulaiiiicd that the safest couri.e for
person caught In a blizzard or
' ""'' Vou argued that he would
.ihii conserve hi, met refresh I
hlm-elf will, a rest or a sleep, i
ud go on their way rejoicing when .
.......... I i
, theon, .,;"'ha,X ,Z
,alle to n. Here is a news- j
paper article teiimg about a man
was lost that way. I;i- ,
I ui ins ocam. i.-.. .. i
Answer. ine cupping tens ot
i !v ta.ft x..;& r c( .:r
w-,.. e b cifcic to q-- rot ctx.lc
th of the body of a
c-ft4 j -ii.p Wi!R .drr-i'.'iitite In
r.o ft-n.i i.juntijn rt-tf.on
;i-.-fn I-jr.o. liu U.ary told
uf t-- k-p:ng a. fire burnins
thro-fc-houi ir.e n.fe-ht. The final
r.:ry st j p. in. t;tl how he in-icr-otd
ti rty ht-r r,v wxh and
Winn f hat night, and iht-n
r- it day rTr.o-.r bus f i IH U;t
aiJ "Uir. Jcn her wiiw
(o-nd t bsedy j&iid he had
AIi-ATri : g:htfrJ bruh for
-"" fc
;r:cai,ce to me. It doe,n t
'"Kt 'hat the man froz-
l,i -a'-h. d fl. ,rha.. from
"nUiVro
A; any ra:f- 1 d "'"" th'
1 a"la 11 re o"t m
u h ;tuatlon :t U not my,
tr.-or'. but the -i:.in-ntly prt-!
t.tal and uf fHint:y authoritative
"-''' of ilh.mur hlf
an'n. ;t
uld be f'oiih to
Jhurt on" !tr"
""-'"-'o
rr.sth in witd or
and a a
bserves. anyone
u"r"r "iU-d " Mriouely
itum nap or iep
. ..t uripiuti voiu.
' . ,,. " . . ,.
In. ,h' t-n movement of the
"nay 'rr'"""'' I f'nd it Impo,-
rai m" bo1' to a silting
f''""" without holding m feel
down vra" a heavy object. L n-!
I do this my feet will n&t
on the Toor. Mu on do
..
;he -rei-, lowly enough to
'!r ,1,h; .on,' throuh
"" j...s ...c twi-
! AnsWer.
Ise a weight to hold
V " lr7,nB "
ne aown. cut keep tryine to
- oo ine exercise wnnout it. and
are -x-
p",n f-
This is normal I
ail runners In a race breathe I
through the mouth and nose. too. !
l.ile Roar is utr grouchy he could
history o' Kng-
; lan.l in L'G volumfi without bein'
I ,.,,, lr, ,. , , .. .
I'lbrturbed. Mrs. I.ester Meadows
!" Morgantown, '
kn,f" tr"m
. .
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from Page One)
There Is such a thing as takins
your eighteenth amendment too se-
riously. Treasury officials threat
en to make both 1S2S conventions ;
dry.
It Is -all very well to keep gin1
iroin colored labor In the south
nd beer from white labor in the
orth. Hut when you talk of keep-,
'hnt Paul Cochht wrnto
, ""' re.i men wTll
soon
be written of the last wild horses. 1
. . ..
Z ' TtiV "
the tame horses, i
in the state of Washington a
thousand wild horses Wednesdav
were being driven toward Yakima.
ineir neaiis to lie sold, tneir iiesn
led to lox larms, or led to dogs,
AL SrflTH I -'"
about QYn
A. I DOMT MEAM NOTHItslii OJLV THAT I
GOT A.M OPtNiOJ AMD EVERVBocry ul
Tu& Coosjtv'S 60TT1-1E Same OPiwiOJ
it's twe OMiv twimcs ever WrXPPthjeo
WERE TWOT THERE WAb NO ARiiOMEUT f4
Q- MR4. rLOMEROAlE, VOO RE A WOMAN OT
rare intellect and iooo judgement"
- ir ACCEPTED A A JUROR Voo COULD
6WE A FAR VERDICT AMD TwouT PREJUDICE ?
A. DOUT &OFT-SOO.P ME , LAwiVER 6(AVTMERS
VOOVC KNOWN ME FOR VEAR4 DOmT
I . IA.I
mil 'i' . . - ,
NewAirlUniforin
i f I Mr
r Aew onifonxu for flyine cadets
of the army air service, approved
i n . , 6
"Jf
: ".wiwi v- inc umiurm since tne
noria war.' It is 01 "ilate blue
roll collar, trousers without
; "nut
"' " ' overseas ae-
Kgn, blac kid shoes and black
patent leathar dress belt,
r
, , .
and cnictens.
The carcasses are
1 V
Orth ., earh
' A bi? candy factory is closed in
. New York City, called "a menace
to health'' hy Commissioner Harris.
Unv nupn r- r- At.a m r-Vs-., c n 4
manufaclurerB with established
. renatatloBB. All sons of trash is
.11 u
.. .viu.,- -i--
mued and flavored and a little j
iri,,v hu.,, la .-h nnra (
Japan beat China easily in war.
liut China understands one kind of '
war. boycott, hard to beat. A Chi- 1
nese commercial boycoot -worries '
;tne astute Japanese. 1 ney una it
naru 10 Usui Banisi quiei reoiat--
!ance.
M j
Pullman car porters talk of a
strike, abolishing tips, demanding
biRher wages. Tbey have every-.
body's good wishes, for they are
patient !nd faithful. Hut the tip I
system preserves their monopoly, i
jThe white unions would pay little j
attention to tneir coioreo union,
would not strike to uphold their j
demands. Without tips their serv-i
Ice would lack its present cheer-
fulness.
The Weather
Io west temperature this morn
ing 41.
Precipitation for 24 hours enl
inx 5 a. m., trace.
Yesterday's weather here: High
est temperature. 5r ; lushest this
month wince 112. SS. Lowest tem
perature yest-rday, 41; lowest this
i month .since Itill'. 14. Mean tem
perature yesterday. 4S: departure
f'jr the day, f-xi-j. 4 dprees.
AveraKe daily i-xcs.s for the month
4 degree.
Precipitation: Total rain fall
wince Is tfo month. J0 inches; 15
year average for the month, 1.1S
In.-hes. Total rainfall since J.-mu-)
ary 1st. 5.61 Inches. Total rainfall!
,,..
since septemher 1 . U.3S.
Humidity yesterday. .- a. m.. Hi,
per c.-m: 12 noon. 64 per cent; 6
p. m.. C5 per cent. j
C haracter of day. cloudy.
Run sets today at 6:34 p. m.. !
rises tomorrow 5:55 a. m., sets to- ;
morrow 6:3r. p. m.
(Rises and sets computed for j
level horizon). . i
Forecast for tonight and tomor- ,
row: Rain tonight and Saturday;
moderate temperature. I
I.. WALTER DICK. 1
Meteorulo
logist. United States j
W eather Bureau ;
fnp SArfpf nf Ro,t
iJCCI CI VI. t Dcalliy I
Is r oot CnmFnrf '
is root womiort ,
aT'-MttHnVn9
ter knd LimnilrwCrput i
on rubbers or heavier loot- 1
wear-then when I remove I
U 19 S. mv hne n.v f.i hiii I
li7 a !' -ickl? and often m h ,
V n 1 AT M.m.t ,.-.,... I.. -
MJ AVAE
f ITfi lf A-0 V." ,,?,i ;,s!h '" "'i I
bjjio
U ha aiitiM'nt.C. hihtuT now tier,
Hck d .NK.iTsg' n3i '
,trt. A.l.treM. Alien's Fni-Fi'(. le got. H. y,
la Pinch, uc Alien tooi-L 1
MRS. rLOWERDALF !
voo'O Better 6et voud.elf
TA7ELVE LIKE HER KIND
5 SYMPATHETIC - HEQ FACE
TWAT WAV-?leJ6IM6 AhJD
LAOCiMlrJCi SHE COULDN'T
SE CONVINCED THOiT ANVONE
COULD DO AMVTHIKI6 WRON6
SUE COULD MAKE VINEGAR
OUT or ODES whth a
GLkNCX AND 5O0R MlW
WITH A PEEK
Rippling
Rhymes
(By WaH Mum)
SAFE OR SCRRV
a driv my
trustT Urry. 1
an. jcvis o er us J o r. 'I eiier
to aie ttiAa xf r lU b
reckless nrvtr: -v. I U oty
the rules pryviovJ by tht well
known iraJftc tk-'jird; ioas a:o !
haJ decide-i tiial a wrw& 1 ca"t
atofd. I'll avoij the Vdin de
rices of the speed mjid KevkK-i
Jitti-. for 1 1 aunt-1 ;-ay the prkv
surgeon charge (or seilin?
lirnUs." 1 have eva such fell
dias;er5 calami by het-Jlesjs,
rtishicg knives; 1 have -en so
tasuy va.5iur5 irea.hms sermoas
at nirn s eraves; 1 have seen so
many drivers ruined when the
fat car skids, whtie their wives,
the sad survivors, woadered how
tieyd fe?d the kids: I have
seen so many hearses taking
speed fans here and there, while
the sympathetic nurses combed
the slivers from their hair, that
1 cut out "Annie Laurie" for a
son-? that'st inorv aliv: "Bner
to be saYe than sorry." 1 am
siaeine as. I drive. Itetter for
my aunts and nieces if they do
cot have to drill, picking up the
shattered pieces of my form
upon the hill. Better for my an
cient father if he must not leave
our door, with a garden rake, to
gather up my fragments on the
moor. Now and then the watch
ful copper comes and weeps
upon ray breast, for iny driving
sane and proper, sets examples
to th rest. By the blue and
sunlit ocean, by the derricks
pumping oil. I proceed, and ev
ery motion is within the rules
of Hoyle; by the famous pines
of Torrey and the hills that rise
sublime. "Better to be safe than
sorry." I am sinking all the
time.
GFX)RGE B. ALDKV
FOR S1TKRIFF
j .
. t
to announce my candidacy
ff.r th. rpnn tilfcnn nomination f or I
Sheriff for this county.
I do this, feeling that I am quali- J
fled for .the position as I have had
an experience 01 lour years as a I
deputy emrui ij in.s coumy
... -"" "-
taining to the office In all Its
branches, having serted in both tax
department and in the criminal
branch of the service. If I shall
be nominated and elected to the !
position. I shall bring to the of-j
Her the value of that experience,
i nave h a rf.xident and tax-
payer of Jackson county. Oregon.
for a period of more than 1 7 years,
GEORflK B. ALDKX.
KI.AMATH KALI.S. Contract!
let for -$S'!U0 union high school;
turnisliing.
Tillamook county cuts J3.200,
000 timber a year.
DRiNK WATER TO
HELP WASH OUT
!
When your kidneys hurt and your
back feels sore don't get scared and
proceed to loan rinr ttr.m.,,.1. .. :.u -
lot of drugs that excite the kidnevs
and irritate the entire iirmnru
Keep your kidneys clean like you keep
your bowels clean, by flushing them
with a mild, harmless salts which helps
to remove the body's urinous waste
and stimulates them to their normal
activity. The function of the kidneys
is to filter the blood. In 24 hours thev
strain from it 500 grains of acid and
waste, so we can readili- understand
the vital importance of' keeping the
kidneys active.
' Drink lots of good water you can't
drink too much; also get from anv
pharmacist about four ounces of lad
Salts; take a tablespoonful in a glass
of water before breakfast each morn.
ing for a few days and your kidneys
mayen act fine. This famous salts
is made from the acid of grapes and
i. T J ' V";"""1"1 wlln ". and
has been used for years to help clean
,nd i"'"' clowfri kidneys ; also to
'Zi ''l' aC'dS "'e S
. ' no longer a source of irnta-
l,on! ,nus ot ten relieving b adder
weakness.
lad Sail. ! ;n...:. . Ii
.-.t-viAt.nimotin.
d.T iLffe"l-"!
should take now and then to hc-lD kern
,,cjr kidn,v5 c,., T
this : also keen
and no du,,t -vou "'" wonder whit !
pecame ot your kidney trouble and
oacgache.
By SOL HESS
I
THE selection!
AND
of a OURV
s PR06RESSiN(j
&L0VMLV. up
TO THE PRESENT
writim6 Only
Six wave
8eem selected
Evaery Citizen
OT TME COONTy
IS TRYltj
TO MAKE
THE SRii.DE
GOT
6li0mT J
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OREGON STAGES
E
W. Ln.-n -f Portland. prrU
driit and trc-nt-rul muriaer of tie
Orevn Stsp-s system, and . A.
Ried of Kufrene. v. president anl
southern Ort-iron r-rerinintive,
are in Medford today on huMin-.
Mr. la-tnt-n w-ld a rt-present Jtivo
of the Mail Tribune thai the rn
pj.r.' n-w time card, which
into rttet t April 1st, add.s anothf-r
ti: daiiy ea h way bftwen M-d-ford
and Portland, inakinK fs)ir
stages each way every diiy. The
new stage leaves Meiiford at 6:34
a. in. and arrives in Portland at 7
p. m.. sivins an all daylight run.
The new fit a ye leaves Portland at
11:43 a. m. and arrives at Med
ford at 11:48 p. m.
Another feature of the new time
card makes it possible for people
from the south to attend Knows and
other entertainments in Medford
ar. 1 return af I'-rwarJH. The m-
leave Ahlanl at 4 :.ri3 and 7:4 i
p. m., returning at 11:4 p. m.
The new time from Medford,
which (,'oes Inlo effect April lnt. Is:
Northbound: C:34, 1M:10 a. m.;
1:20, 5:31' p. rn.
Southbound: 7:41, 10:30 a. m.;
12 m., 2:18, 5:30, 8:11, 11:48 p. m.
Medford instead . of being a
"whiMling station" on this line, as
was reported, is one of th main
Htatlonn on the line and will have
better service than ever.
All stages stop at the Jackson
hotel.
ROSEBt'RO. Good cron of
I broccoli is being shipped from
I'mp'iim valley.
Stomach Disorders
First Revealed by
Coated Tongue
Your tongue is nothing more
than the upper end of your stom
ach and intestines. It is the first
thing your doctor looks at. It tells
at a glance the condition of your
uigesuve system ana pnysicians
that 9Q,,e of M sickness starU
with stomach and bowel troub e.
, , '.
"y"?V" ""'K" " ""8er sig-
J"?1. Jf, th.osf "'Srestive disorders
."V?,7 klnds f
fe"?us '"."ess-.. tells why the
least exertion tires vou out: whv
you have pains in the bowels, gas,
sour stomach, dizzy spells.
Coating on the tongue is a sign
that you need Taslac the medi
cine which has helped thousands
who were physical wrecks from
stomach and bowel troubles who
had "tried everything" in vain and
about given up hope.
Tanlnc contains no mineral
drugs; it is made of barks, herbs
and roots. Get a bottle from your
druggist todav. Your mnnew hnek
j if it doesn't help you.
52 MILLION BOTTLES USED
Political Announcements
FOR SHKltlrP
I am a candidate for the repub
lican nomination for sheriff, pri
mary May 18. CHAS. D. STACY.
May 17.
COUNTY CI.KItK
I am a candidate for republican
nomination for county clerk; prom
ising personal attention, economy
and courtesy. G. R. CARTER,
May 17. Talent.
COUNTY SCHOOL, SITERIX-
TKXDEXT
I am a candidate for the demo
cratic nomination for the office of
County School Superintendent In
the May primary.
RAYMOND L. CORXWELU
Principal Washington School.
S68tf
COUNTY (X)MMISSIOXKU
I am a candidate for re-nomina-tlon
on the republican ticket for
County Commissioner. If nomi
nated and elected I will continue
to do my best to give the people
an economical business ndmlnls-
lI-"in. ICTOR BUR SELL.
Mav 17
A SUGGESTION
FOR GRADUATION
In this Cruen CVirtouche the
Guild oficrs one of the great
est wri.-t watch vr.lues.
Hkt. solid gol case, rS t r
priced at v'T-'
JEWELERS
MEDFORD. ORE.
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