Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, December 14, 1925, Image 4

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Wfkly Mail Tiihu'itt. out yt
Sunday Sun, tUir er .
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BY CAR It I Kit In Mulfotd. A-tilund Jfiwm
flt'c, tVniial I'oiul. I'li'Kiiii, Tlr.i arid on
Dahjr, il Sunfci Hun. month
Dmly, oithont huinU Hun, iikimUi. . . .
Daily, w'tttout Hiiinlny Nun. out year.
Daily, with Sun 'lay Hun, otic year....
All terinx by cairrirr, pnati m juvn..-a.
7.60
80
Snffrfd : nf( tinil-'-hipu muttf at Madford.
Oregon, under act ol ilnrilt b. IrtTtt
Offlflfll puprr of the ritv o( Mnlford.
Official u(!r of Ja kwoii County.
Hiinni rtull va-mu7 rlrcilifltlnn (or ad
mnntliH fmlfitir Antll lm. IW.M, niTt tliaii
doiibl thtt frr iilwl or. of ativ ottip) puper pub"
lialifil or i ln;tilrtt"il mi Jut knuii County.
Tlia only Wtn hctwcfr. Aflmity. Ore., and
lilco, t:MTornti
milra. hai'ing I
errira.
llti.i.iiri
wire Awiwlattfd
UPUIlt-'tfS fiP Tllk ARSrifTlftTrtri PRKHR.
Tin- AHHw-dttfil l'rn i liiHtvrly entitled
to tlie utw for ri-nnhi fntioii n mm new an
u tcr.es credltwl t il or not olrierwiw rrtdltcri
n thi pmtrr, anri lao to tti local ncwa pun
dithed hprpln.
AH rl if lira of ffpuli'lenOnn of pal dla
patchea liernln are auto reaervtrd.
IIN'ON AjILAUEL
Ye Smudge Pol
Br Arthur IVrrj.
A fly,' 1 ho In kI of H
:i4ri.ii7x,ai.r)
.1 h.v.
"Old Ol'i-KKii" Huh U ww ftiolhiill
coach, lie Iiiih 11 (cpuintlini of Hi'lcct
iitK ptayfi-H for (heir phyMh-al liimliri
culloiiH iiiHte.-id of the colnt of tliclr
oyes. nnd Known the Kaiiur almoKt a
wfill an the two ItmdiitK c:iiiiuh iif)ll
tlciaiiH. Iafe Alcrwln h;ol his riht ear torn
fr Kuiulay I'V'-nlnji while ilrlvliiK with
MlHK Initio Sllllllif nf flllUIIH-t.
(Mercyvllle Uanin'i.) l-nf' Koi fit'Mli.
The opening htmk of the caippaln
haa been ImltiM).
' MOSTLY KTC.
(Illiiii Ml Mf News)
The Uel Cory ha recently ln
utulled one of the iiiomI up-to-date
radloH, anil cUMtomriM arn
no' refilled with the world'H
la lent 11 iid bent in Die way of
niUMlu, elc.
He a tnim and pay up your hack
' dtien iln an ornaitnallon that') believe
In fi'OKli air, pure waler, and Kiuiiller
liolea In the doiiKhuutH. ,
What ever heotinie, of tin coimlKh
nient of Hlberlun wood pecltna thin
Hlate was Kultig to I urn It oho In the
viiRln foreHtH the I'ortland Jotirmil
foam will be "denuded by the grap
lng capitalihtlc InlercMtH?"
Owing to I be cold the mercury Is
down, and the Calffhcvlki kocUh up
where thuy belong.
The leading l.urnpcan war in Asia
.dtceiiiH to be about iih fernciouK uh a
liomegrowu row engendered by ' a
ucboolma'aiu Kpanklug a young man
of criminal iuMlnctts, whose tiither In
a councilman, and whose uioihcr Ih
vice preKiilciii of Ihe un.Hhiui' Kcad
ing club.
1 r..Mtu:ssMcss roit von .
( Klriwnulo, Kau., Itcpitblleaii)
Any oiilslder, n tin I n t mI Willi
the rl(ualion, eau readily mm the
great fui ure In kIoic for our
town, if we only recognh'.o and
grasp the opportuully. Are wc
hImw In faking Imhl? H'iito nay
yeH. Hmue nay no. li 1m worth
thinking about,'
Our younger males in the Mortal
whirl have ceased trying to look like
the I'rluce of Wales, nhaved olf their
(', Chaplin miistaehes ami compare
favorably with tlie gent adorning the
billboards tn the Interest of a well
known deadly figure) le.
The nearly exilm t V-it u"M piece Is
coming back on wuieh chains. The
roil ml. yellow niollf h suspended
from a h Ivel base, which pre. dudes
romantic fingers iwlMlr.g it off, care
lcssly.
Tin tleiuocrallc press, Willi the
Itlth hour ChrlNimus Hlioppei'M all out,
wtinders why Die l'reHhbn does im(
let fly one of hi lulks on Ihrllt and
economy.
llAlVT 1MMTOUS WON IH.ltfl li!
(MniHague, Oil., .Messenger)
We learn that Mr, Wwedenborg
of Asltlund, Oieon, was It; .Mon
tague Thuisdtiv to consuu with
Or. Ollbert i regard lu the
t roubles of (ieorgo Skeeu, who
lilis been 111 fur some time. We
itmh'rsOir.d the doctors re
;4;t d on the it In gnosis of the
cIim of ihe narrow cstupc of her
gramHou. Harold t iiituey, hud
in ho auto act lib nt near t.ti.cllc
Sunday morning.
ft
Hay for conn now costs ho much.
fai iM feel like c.a)ing ( t heniselvcH.
It Is now alleged by tlnMtaumii
llltd roek-ribbed sections of the lie
publican party of Oregon. "I hat for
4a years limy have presented a united
f i tint In' 1 1 eleelloii." Nothing ailed
them lu i ':', when I hey "i.O. si nied
a nulled riont." and elected Walter.
ho bint pei (eel co-ordination be
tween his lainj( and his tear ducts.
The. Kepufticun party, ihanks to lis
Kh.n-krnr.ed lea dei n, ininle a fool of
Itself In 1 92 "J. ami dying to He out of
It ut this la If date will get Ihein no
flbll CotlUnlMllollUl h.
THE CRIMlf WAVE
TUK OMV husiiK'KK in wliii-li failures nre jirtivl it-ally one liuu
(I rod per cent is the. uiisines. of crime.
And crinn today is a business, liitflily ursriiiiizi;d, well paid, and
training recruits partieuliirly from Ihe youth of tin: land every da. .
The usll)llisllill' lllill" S t lllt
i III usioill.Mllll llliu
til
Xprl'iellOC Of tlll'ir I'ldcl'S.
I, sllilili- II VIHIIlLr lllllll to
philcd liiflituiiiK i''ls lo farmers,
fur urcuter ehaiiec of iiniUiiiK a
, . ,, , 1.
'i1'"! 111 I'lirsillt of erillie.
;.,,,. lu tvi.ll i.iMF!iniyi-l urn it
it finis not only in lailure, inanejaiiy, inn insimuriii imki ui
trraee, and the life history of every criminal demonstrates tlie truth
of this faet.
Utimately every criniilial i'iiuls that ho ean't heat the game,
ile may jret hy with the first adven.ure, r oven the Heeond ami
third hut sonner or later he reaches the dismal end, and his life
e'oses in desolation, hopelessness and shame.
,-.
Tim important joh of erime prevention, it seems, seiireely eniliha
si.es sun'ieteiitly the importance of instruetin tlie youth 'of the
imid eoneernin the history of erime.
The newspapers are full of sueeessf.il er'mie, nnd also ehroniele
from time lo time, the failures,
ver s nehronietl as they should
t c ti i .i.........
iiH ol the erinilliiil (ln.iiia.
This is Ihe, work of Ihe historian. The, value of history lies
elliefly in learning
aster in the future,
histories industrial
histories.
..
'' 'x "",,
Hill while we
, -
and eeonoiine
In theini.l.sl of an appalliii!;
lie an t-xeellent idea
o apply the
sketch not th
romaiiti.; events
it ti those events lo the end, and show the iiiicscapable retribution.
For there is not a yon person of even fair intelliirence,-
iud eriminals are notoritnisl v heen mentally. who would follow
,. -nil
as a prolessum if he knew
eriim
he must pay.
Jir wrinx straight, is not merely K"d morals, it.
ness, it is not onlv a matter of doiny; what is rijilit, it is a niatto- wl,en 'nlln ' hp lillt mfne.
' ii- -ii 'It will come eaaler after he has com
of doiiigT what is most profilahlc, fmuiieially as well as morally, for i pitted the flop.
the individual I Nut to Hhock the OM uard to
uti inui oiiiMi. ... much. Iheae selections from (he coin
Ill other words, self-interest would lead the potential criminal luitwlouei-'H avowal will fairly iudicute
r . . . i .ii:.. . 1,1.. i .. . i . . . i tho way he does his flop. l.
own.v jiuiu r, ,uic, ii k, i.i nuniiM v i ium u nuuiii juiu w
ll'eilleate Wisdom is nol Ihe business ol the police courts, but the
business of education.
. ., ., .i .
Anions the thin- there is room
. 1 1 , ,
Lord, dud ot Hosts, he with us
ress has met !
What
jialiire. ,
he world needs is less
There isn't much chance in later life for n hoy who never had
a nickname.
Narrow is the way that leads to
narrow.
War has no monopoly of valour. '
while huyiii,' six pairs of school shoes.
Times change. Once a wife was
wife's.
tin
There's no lack of respect for
the law are respectable.
Moeloi's ' can ' think up such
sl'ould do for your heallh !
About the only' way for a kin;
is to be dead four llinusaiiil vents.
Well, if Ihe dumb speak hereafter, we shall refuse lo join any
luncheon clubs.
RipplingRhumQs
i . !... ij. .a '
Walt
TAXING THE DEAD.
W
HIliK I'm
parly, and
feelin;; bale
I'll smile wilh
due; I will s'iiil; ami smile and chortle at the tax-collector's
portal, but alas, I'm only mortal, soon my journey will be
through. I have saved some silver pieces which are stored iu
liit'ce valises, that my lovinti aunts and nieces may not suffer
when I'm dead; il would soolhe me when I perish if I knew
the ones 1 cherish would not hear ihe sound iiiejlit-inarish of
Ihe lax colleclnr's tread. When I'm in' a churchyard sector,
wilh the blessiiii; nf the rector, Ihcu will come the lax collector,
sayiiti; lo Ihe mourners pale, "Where's ihe money you inherit?
lor the government must share il, from your keepini; I must
hear it wherc's the plunder, where 's the kale;" I'll be lying
cold and senseless, down and out and all defenseless, while the
mourners, sad and peticeless. are reduced to scrnhhinu floors;
they will have to sew and launder while the tax collectors pon
der o'er the coin t!iey hoped to sitiauder iu the larue depart
ment stuns. It'.s a crime, lonj; have ranted, taxing people
when they're planted, spoiling all the dreams enchanted of our
leitatees ami heirs. "I'ay tip ijayly," is my mnllo, "in the tax
collector's urotto," but no, lax collector outiht to chase me up
the ;Men staOs.
AND EDUCATION.
...... 1 . 1.
VOIlt I fills til elll'll UII.Vl IIIIK fl'OIII
. ., ,
It WOllllI lie practically IllipOSSIIJie
t-lltlT till! business of Kl'llilli' llickc
yet MutiMies show there is uj
success ill this imeieiit endeavor
o
is we II iiiiiil. nil slimier or Intel"
hut tire two evenls are seUhnu, if
he as Ihe-mcviluhle iirst and last
i. . i ii.. 'it,
I",S. I,,,w U' ''void (lis-
have political histories, national
i . i i
histories, wo have no ernniiial
erime wave, we lielieve it would
historieiil method to crime, lo
of the erimilial nloue, hut follow
.i i-i i i .
the price history demonstrates
. . .
is eootl bllsl-
ti which ken tin the niieumo-
QUILL POINTS
9 '
.. . . . ,
lor at the top is improvement.
at,. i . , r,
yet! Congress has Jiiet ! Con-
human nature anil more Immune
life, but it needn't make people
here's the man who smiles
property; now the property
the law when both the people and
darned disagreeable lliinns you
to ;el on Ihe first paKC now
Mason
and hearty I'm an opliinislie
any smarty as I pay the taxes
jTTir T T' 1
Personal Health Service
Ey WILLIAM BRADY. M. D.
01 1 1. i
1 o.an.u i.u.r. p.n.ining 10 p.i.on.i
Mr.atmant. wiU, b. antw.r.l t. Dr. Brady
Latt.ri Ihould 6. brill and wrlil.n In Ink.
. law c.n b. an.warwt h.ra. Nn ranly on b.
J Addr.it Dr. William Brady, In car. el thia
Comnii Hioner Itiliideneu l"uk it I'top.
'rile ranku if Ihe old Guard uro
"iivi-nnt; nou liunniiii;. - 1 -- '
,lrlvo lo uphold Ihe falla.y aliuul wet
fi'ei. draft or clillllni: 'lowerlnii re
or contrlbutiii
the development of
renpiratiy I n f e c
tionH. but evidently
they are anxlou to
drop it Honiewherc
and forget It, if tby
can do mt without
being noticed. Mow
ever. I deein it my
Holctnn duly to no
tice whenever ont
of the doughty old boya dropa Home
thing and to holler uci'ohh the world
"Hey, there, comrade, haven't you bm
your. Iln whlatle?"
CommiKBioner Herman N. Hunde
en of the Chicago Health Depart
nt. " "ffieer of hih rank, haH
al
UH though he felt just a tittle uneas
marching with them, but the coiniub
Hioner wore th ,iif,, and blew th
llttln tin whistle ahout wot feet, draft
auci eii i inir Tor ait tne w nHiie wi.
w,.,h unl"nl, etP1.na, ,,. ,
him united horribly on my nerves, u
1 1 .believe I have mentioned on oeca
sl(m ll(.re UMlil Jui)t tnc hl)
when, mama with her ker-ehof.
whleh unaltered on -me and put nie
'down with a beautiful eii. ulonK came
the weekly bulletin of the rhieai,-o
limilth HaimMiiiiinl .t'l.li lh. i.IikI iiiwk
f jj,.. HundeBcn's defeetiou. Ves. eir:
'" eonii,.iioner nas tnrown .own
bo sure, ho doPHirt net eomiditely
Ja"
' turo to wiy that it will not reouire
,iong practice lu enaoie min in umii--
(m hiH fcet Hmln and without
trace of the old hokum on him. He
will foel more like .mnilinF:, too, and as
tne cominlsHloner knows how to umile
"The hot Htove eaKuer and the
j Vlt-hy-the-rire Alice- are memhen
nia death rate and is more sub
ject to coldn and preventable res
piratory dl sea sen than any other
class of people."
I am auro the commissioner did not
inean to imply tnat "coins are noi
pr(lvnntuhIe reHpiratory diseases; his
mind was focused on the stunt he was
about to attempt when he wrote that.
(There foiiowa a discussion of the deii-
eacy of hot house plants a compared
"That'n the way luinuin beings
may train ihomsolvcH so as to he
sturdy and strong at all sea ho ns.
without reHM?ot to whether, re-
main well and llvte'long.
No (lunger iu Weather Kx
posuiv... At last .week's football
games In Chicago and Champaign
lOO.OUO persona braved the rain,
snow and raw wind to witness the
contents. There were lots of wet
feet and many were soaked to the
akin. We may rifely wager that
some will develot'tod3 or other
respiratory infection. . .
1 lere the commissioner acknow
ledges that "colds" are respiratory In-
fiiKflniiu lint lii.cn nlun Ilia flf.il lu fill-
istied. for instead of indicating the
reasonable ami probable source of in
n feet Inn persona nearby who had tlie
disease the commissioner makes n j
rather ludrlcmuH grab for the old j
blunderbuss again a though he wish- !
ed tu resume his old stand: i
". . . colds or other reapira- i
tory Infeclion as a result of Iho
unaccustomed exposure. Hut cmi- j
sidering the size of the crowd and
Iho severity of tjio weather, Ihe
number laid up will be eompara
1 ively small because those who
fear the weal her and shun wet
and draught were not there."
A suitable reward la hereby offered !
for the detection of-uny person who,
Blven the opportunity to attend a biB '.the same open air roBlmo Is advisable,
fin. lliii 11 Biime. slays at home beeausp sunhath treatment, of course adinlnls
ot fear of the wealller. Hut I am not tered under the physician's direction,
a rich loan nnd cannot, offer a re- . in it powerful help toward reenverv.
ward for evidence leadlnK to the
in, wi y , lot 1 1. ii mi. .. ) iieiormiiy which remains Is called
thonsnnil persons w ith lllleseil "colds" "hunii back." If such a defonuitv in
whn carried their Infection to the ' Hp!res sumo at nil. It is the parents imid
football Karnes iindCXpoBcd all within doctor who should feel nshalned that
the raiiwo of their spray. they had been dilatory in diiiBiiosIs or
Tllecoiiimlsslsonrr'a flop ends lu ll cureless and Impatient iu treatment.
,0
I'lumkHKhhr koi it. n' now tl
fclttT that "prefers chicken t turkey
any day" kin brush up his ircter
i'ii fer hii open enr. 1,U kick yon
some time when ve'it otayiir luiiltrp'
I said l-afe- 11 tul t' lil.s wife, this
iiHimlu'. ns he slntniiHil th' dour an'
vent ihmit touii.
.....u. .-a k..i ia si..... diaanoata or
u.ai.n wnu mjH... ..... -
II atampad, .alf-addr.i..d .rwalooa "'"J;
Owin lo lh. la'ga nurnb.r ol lall.ra rc.Wd, onl
m,da to0Quarlal nol conlormirig 10 iniirm...v...
ntwipapar.
diHaHlrouH uplll to le Hurt'. Iiul he'll
certainly do better next time. Notice
bU perfect Htnncc: "So Dunccr lu
Weather i.xonure." When he wrote
that he meant to make the flop com
plete. Then suddenly. I nupiione. he
heard a Rami from Home of the Hid
liuard and so the couiiniwiioncr did
the hem he could, half way over, to
.i,'M0..un ihn obi fnL'ieN bv taekinc on
line of hokum about It bclnB u safe j
bet that Homo will develop colds or
-ithei respiratory Infection rh a rencit
if the unaccustomed exposure.
Mr. Hundescn finishes oft his In
ijiiriiiK talk with Home rules for build
in; up "reslHtancc" so that one may
lave a chance to live u hundred years,
nd for Hulo 7 he advises: Think of
ife In pleasant terms: to worry is to
rltter life away." That's what I say.
cry unpleasant, I think, to linucine
hat wet feet, cold weather, rain and
he like can ever. make one III. Very
.Jrasant to know that all such super
titionH are Kroundless.
It is very pleasant, too. to see a
ealth authority of Dr. Ilundesen's
iKh HtandiliB laklliK il flop, belated
nil incomplete thoui.-h the perfornl
ticp be. It indicates the direction of
ip wind, at any rate, and presently
hen Ilr. Itumleaen will have ina'ter
d the technical dlffirllltlts of flop
ulnir he will join heartily ill the
... i ... i
raiiih at Die awkward antics of the
old CiiHi'd. us nno after number bolts
he rankn. and it is hoped (as iney
tny in drive letters) that the com-
iniKslnner will put Home smiles about
t In (.'hlciiBo's Health. In aecordanlio
villi Hule 1' fur builillllB up Beneral
resistance. fhieiiKO people have a
few such smiles coiuillK to them, after
fhe many scares they have had about
wet feel.
(Ji rOKTIOXS AX I) AXSWIiltS
Wluii K Ciot for Kick Knr.
Kindly suBBest ftoinethliiB to Bet for
a child's ear that runs a good deal and
aches. (K. I.,, ) ,
Answer. A doctor.
ItAllroiul I'oai'lies Swept.
AVhat do you thiiiB of the custom of
the railroads, sweepiiiB the floors of
rowded coaches, the porters first
sprinkliiiB a few drops of water on
the floor from a pop bottle? The rail-
roads dare not sweep a coach en route
in .Mississippi, but as soon aa the Ten-
nessee sAte line is crossed the train
crew enters the negro coach and sub
jects women and children to a fine
chance to inhale any disease germs
there may be in the dust on the floor,
t understand Tennessee leads tlie
states In the relative number of cases
of tuberculosis. C. IX. J.)
Answer. Cnless passengers or
crew feel so much at home in the
coach that they spit on the floor, there
is no reason to imagine that tubercu- I
losls or other disease Is conveyed in
the 'dust stirred up by sweeping. If
Mississippi can make the mil road peo
ple behave, Tennessee can do ho.
Mouth Cracks at ICmLs.
What causes the mouth to crack at
the ends It Is extremely annoying
and unsightly. Is it something I cat
or a idood condition? (F lease answer J
lo Initials Iv. K.)
Answer Such a condition is some
times dtie to congenital syphilis. Why
not have a periodic health examina
tion ami incidentally a Wasiermann
blood lest?
Putts Disease
lease let nie know what Is Pot or
Pitts disease. It Is only In the bone.
Have you ever known It to be cured?
Whnt Is the best method for a cure?
(A. S.)
Answer Tuberculosis of bones
(vertebrae) of the spine, first describ
ed by Dr. I'crclval Pott about liiO
years ago. There Is a distinct tenden
cy toward spontaneous recovery, Iho
wilh deformity. With Intelligent I
treatment recovery Is hastened and
deformity prevented. Tho first es-
sentlal for complete recovery is phys
iological rest uninterrupted over a
prolonged period. This is provided
primarily by ordinary rest as in pul
monary tuberculosis, and sccondarlly
y casts, braces or other apparatus
for .supporting H,j glinting the af
fected spine. In this form of tuber-
ulosiH (most frequent in children)
j When spontaneous recovery occurs tho
AAcct Tur
ShoppcpFamilv
Now here is
AVN'T BARBARA, junt r.stur
ally the iiweetest old lady we
know. What alio deserve? ii a
bououet so bin it would be do
Kveied this way. ,
9slii)i)i)iiii days loft
licfore Cliristiiuis.
ese'i.i i j
-
limit-lircul-liriu''"''"""'1' ' "T' J
, i time, nobody mi"""
" .1 1 .... 11I1I
how lonK UK", ii"
mollier bear who "' 8U "
hil-
ONCE uPJ A TiME THERE LIV LU AN OLD
MOTME"? 6ETAO WHO MAO SI MANV CMIUUVIl.
&ME DIPNT WHIT TO DO '. "
.tr..n .hp iliiill't klloW WllMt to
k.... M.-u uniu'lv. but she had,
' ..otten only this far when little
itnlv-l'nlv interrupted her. 1
"What was that old inotner mni
nanlej" denianib d she.
".Mrs. rrsus!" answered Mother'
' (;r(,vjy( "and; "
I was she called that?" This
',..- Soiinv. the other little
cub who broke Into the story.
"Good Brailous. how shmlld 1
know!" exclaimed his mother Impa -
tlently. "I'.ut that she. was called
Poems That Live
( Wert Thou in Ihe Cuuld IHnst.
O wert thou In the cauld blast.
On yonder lea, on yonder lea,
-y pkodle to tne angrj am.
Id shelter thee. I'd shelter thee;
Or did Misfortunes hitter starma
Around thee blaw, around thee
blaw.
Thy bield should be my bosom.
To share It a', to share It u.
Or were I In the wildest waste,
Kae black and bare sae black and
bare.
The desert were a Paradise,
If thou wert there,- if thou wm
thee:
Or were .1 monarch ,u the globe.
Wi , theo tu rebn, vp thee to
reign
Tlie brightest Jewel In' my Crown
Wad he my Queen, wad be my
yutfen.. -
Robert ISurns.
Timely Views
on World Topics
"(ioml (Itien Cannot llefeud Viola
tion or I'rolilbitioii Ijiw," Says
Wayne It. Wlu-clcr
"It is liiiporlaut that Hie prohibi
tion forces shall practice restraint In
usiiiB tlie enormous IcBislativc major
ities n o w i-cbIs-lered,"
dee 1 a r e s
Wayne H. Wheeler
head of (lie Alltl
Saloon 1. c a b u e
forces in WashliiK
tou. "The fuluro of
p r o Ii I b liliiii de
pends upon the
UBBresslvcness and
t Ii e sandy wilh
which the pruhlcm
is hand led. Kx
treuie men s u r e s
that do not com
mend themsel ves
to the country's
sense of fairness
would bp disastrous in the Iohb run."
He foresees a Ioiib and arduous
canipalBli before John tlarleycoin Is
completely diminished.
Volume or lliislness Itcilnccil
i KlaboratliiB Ills view, he said: "It
is nut ,,n easy thiiiB by law to
eluuiBe the h:i bps of people. The
lime reiiuired to make tlie biiKer
cities truly dry will depend upon
many thiiiBs. I would point out.
however, that uu lw Is 1(10 per coin
successful. l ,,i,e f ,,, ,1WM
asalnst rubbery and murder, robber
ies mid murders are committed.
"Wo are IllaklllB proBress, never
theless. In volume the consumption
of alcohol for beverilBe purposes has
been reduced On per cent. Ilefore the
national prohibition act. about
SJ.r,oo,i.iio.ooo was spent for drink
Kven with the high prices demanded
by hoollcBBers. the sum now spent Is
as an estimate, not more than 500 -oiio.uoii.
This Is a saving of Jj.ooo'
ooo. nno H year.
Weakens ld-sKs-t fur All lj,vs
"As to the breakiliB of the prohibi
tion law by citizens who are otherwise
law-abldliiB. I have this to sav He
spect for law in Beneral and for laws
prolectliiK property Is weakened when
sood cltlsrns violate the prohibition
amendment. The dlsrcBard of prohi
bition affects unfavorably the Inter
ests .f those who believe In uphold-
... Ki-neriii sirueture of the law.
Gradually
men conic to understand
some or those who
nee made an exception of the prohl
111.01 law. have biBUn now lo observe
It. That tendency Is Increasing. l,-
nly It Is Impossible for a K,,od
It Hen to defend reasonably his vio
lation of the prohibition law."
UKI!.I.V The pay ..,;,.. s w.
wl derliiK (lernians as they do not un-
...is.iiii wny a inlsslonur
should
""" ne na ves
1 ' vE'
wawn.k Waaler
!ut,'u l'i,(;o to
. ..... I'prv Hure. for froii'
' . ' ib of time that 1ms 'bee,-,
- , i,..,... .1..,,
t be IMiniiy iniiii".- f
was ever born. II you a"p ,
terruiilliiK me. cubbies 1 shall never
..,1 on with the tale, so savo your
uetloliH until there is HiiniethiiiK
you reallv wish very much to know!"
The li.He lubs nodded and .Mother
Growl, bemin auain.
Well, as I said, 'twas a "in fam
ily that old meat-Kieiit-Kienl-Kraiid.
mother hail. To be sure her cave
was la rite, but It was nol halt
roomy eunuch "I" l"ae all her chil
drenat leat so I've been lolil. Toil
dlers and tiny tads. yearllliKH and
half-Krown bears cubs of every size
and line all lived t.iKelller when tllu
world was yoiliiK."
'Where did they all sleep?" asked
Uoly-I'oly. forBetUiiB her promlso
not to interrupt.
"Ucar knows! In every nook nnd
coiner ol' the cave, ot course, but
there must have been some left out
111 the cold who had lo snliBKle to.
Betlier out In the open," declared
Mrs. llrowly and Bi'imied a, beary
sinile.
".lu.-t tliink of the fun all those
cubbies must have had." Sonny, llun
11 v limkeil llioiiBhirul.
"Ves. bill just think of the llar
ndiiiB they must have done, t.'an't
you itnaBine Ihe noise they mafic?
How would you like doens of little
sisiern an nau.v 10 run n. im jr
Juicy loot. Son? And , Jtoly-I'oly.
Woiild it please you lo have many
hrothers ctll'r you out of their way
Instead of just one'.'"
p.ut lloly-l'olv was not listenlllB.
She had thoughl of another ciues-
lion. ,
i Net-("IIut the Cupboard Wus
Hare!")
WE DATE TREE
Ily KltNKST HKK.MAN
rM.H. in. V5T
il, OIH.K-t.POS. tf
W, H.ClWS).coS-.WRl
P iii r.T ohp.9- 00
I 1'5s:
Dec. 14, 1756 169 years ago7
Antiquarians in London are un
able to decipher the above in
scription puiportinpr to be of
classic origin. But the rarity had
originated in the brain of a prac
tical joker and the translation was
found to be "Beneath this stone
reposeth Claude Coster, tripe sell
er of Impington, as doth his con
sort Jane."
CulorlElit. WIS. rn-mliir Hrihllrau. tne.
Children's Pictorial
Cruss- Word lV.y.Ic
Cunning Across.
Word 1. In the picture.
Word 8. Who is commander-in-chief
or the United States army?
Running Down.
n W.?,V' 7 Whnt s,nt0 is k"o"i
the 'Huikcye" ftate ?
Word ;i. To niHkc or perform.
Word 4. 'o cauFe to sound by
8 u;'"?: also n wicce ot iewclrv.
Word 5. Abbreviation for Phil
ippine Islands.
SATl RDAY'S FTZZLE
A.NSWKItEl).
Ay 'W
wear clothes.