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IImihhI or circulated in Jur'kaon County.
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. Ye Smudge Pot
Br Arthur Ferry.
" Thoro has not boon a baby born In
JitckHan county bo fur thin your,
equipped to cry, according to I ho Ioh
Uniony of their respective fathers.
' An, nRt'ocmont has been renched be
tween G. Washington Mnddox and the
local bun kit, whereby lie will lend no
money if they ohlnc no shoen.
The football game Wednesday will
liive the yell loaders the first Rood
chance they have hud this season to
unfurl their shlrttails to the. breezes.
THK IOMTI3 STIH GOUS
(Yrvkn. Cul., Sontliifl)
There is Tcnii Jnce, comoly
muld of Huppy Cumi, who de
clared before Judfra Ji. C. lioorso,
Justice of tho pence at Happy
Camp, as complaining witness
UKaiiiHt W. P. Henry, that while
she "wlBBled" when the lusty
rancher of Clussio hill presented
the oHculitLory sulululfon tu her
ruby lips, she still Binned tho
complaint OKUliiHt him for assault
und buttery.
Tho upstato press Is Krently ngtlat
ed hecuuso tho cordially hated and
extremely well cussed II. L. A lenc-liken,
chin-Res that "Oregon produces
no statesmen or poets." They are
now engaged In making the eminent
orltlc devour his words. Poets are as
utimhcrlcNH iiv tho sunds of tho seu
shore, and statesmen arc thicker than
weeds. This fat and fertile vale fur-
nisltes two shining exanlples. There
Is the versifier who, Inspired, penned:
' "Uko, n mule ho fought;
Like a horse he wrought.".
As for statesmanship, consider tho
htvapplng off uf tho soul of tho Re
publican party for u fish commission
er from southern Oregon in lU'dZ, and
still no fisli commissioner. i
What many mistook for a barn
from the JOnglo Point district, ambled
down Ihe Main Stem this atu., and
turned out to be an auto freight car.
Hight after Annette (indchet was
Introduced as up fnim Frisco, along
came her Orandpaw from Phoenix.
hrvkox i:oroii
(lilumalli Tails News)
M. UelKalte.. well known
rancher of the Mid la ml mad. ap
peared at tho office of Police
Judge Oaghngen yesterday in tho
city hall and obtained a permit
to sell milk In the city of Klam
ath Kalis. elFalte gave a herd
of 3d cows as the main reason for
dispensing the milk.
VANKKF-3 CONSlUrt VII-'i-3 SHOT
IX JUIIILKK (Udlino t'hlco. ml.,
Kiitcrprlsc.) For Heaven's sake! what
do you think you're celebrating!
7 years ngo Wat. your eorr. heard
tho war was over. An ensign (navy
for 2nd loot) was asked to confirm
tho report. Ho replied.
) ('!bgk(J, shut up!
Ing to dock this flour
Serbians!"
I'm try
for the
What has become of tho old fash
ioned girl who used to wear ear-rings
the size of coupling pins?
(Knillli County, Has., Tiincn)
I'ndertuker Al Culo was at church,
Sunday.
811 ni Howdlng has a new blanket
for his Ford. Look out. girls!
A touch of winter Tuesday. Them
What had overcoats used them.
Hill How in an was mad again yes-
terdny. ills wife didn't 'call him until
11 und the pancake batter was drad.
Judge Ko rente's barber pole bus
iult going urouml. Ha carbureter Is
out of kclter,
i'ttrin JVIoyerH spent Monday even
ing at home with his wife and reports
a very pleasant time with his radio.
Dinner will be nerved tomorrow In
Hon Ton cufe. : Bring your pocket
books. Them that huven't, git! Tod need
. railed nt the Ha nun .Brown cottl
house. Tuciiv night.
Mayor Rico will attempt a talk tu
the Civic tongue women, Monday.
Uruco Y'hl to hauled home (ho
fallen trees in fronof Bert Lowery's
plac, and hlH-wife made atovewood
uf i; Hritoo is nlwnys fnreluiuded.
Celf ffllh 6.
O Qo O
O VIV IS MOTlfLL fOPflLAR?
FKOtlm standpoint of the spt'ftiir, foothull now reigns us
undisi)iite(I kin of Anicricuu spoils.
B" A few yt'tirs ayo, tPn thousand people at n minor colltc (,'iniie
wan uniisna), now so-called minor puiies fill the stadiums in the
cast mid middlcwest, while at the major contests, 'probably not
more than fifty per cent of the people who wisli to get iu ,sneeeed
in doing so.
Football attendanee, iu, fact, is now limited only by sealing en-.
paeity. Two months ago all the tiekets to the Stanford-California
classic were sold, accommodating 8(1,000 poople. There is no reason
to doubt that 100,000 moro people would buy seats, if the same
could be provided.
llow docs ono explain Ibis sensational increase in the popularity
(f football? An easlcrn expert recently maintained the social fac
tor was important. To attend the Harvard-Yale, Army-Xavy, Cor-ncll-IVnu
games he declared, was decidedly the thing to do. A
ring-side seat at the How!, for example, he maintained was as valu
able a social asset as a box at the
That may account somewhat for
particularly those beauties in racoon coats, who don't know the dif
fi-rcnce between a half-back reverse and a blocked punt. Hut the
social urge must be tt minor factor. ' -
Football' popularity, we believe,
modern football provides the most thrilling and spectacular drama
iu the athletic world and second and more important, it is the one
major sport, which has thus far absolutely retained its amateur
status.
There are baseball profvssionals
ing professionals, but as yet no football professionals, at- least none
of any consequence.
A strictly amateur sport means
hard all the time, but is always
series baseball game, for example,
hest team will win, at a horse race a similar suspicion intrudes but
at a football game everyone knows that it is a fair field with no
fuvor.
Tho .problem of ,ai,.ti..inR the
largely the problem of excluding
elements and retaining
fo-ting.
the game
QUILL
A native is. one who feels privileged to butcher his own lan
guage. -
If Kngland can't provide work
cey can.
Social unrest doewi't trouble you much after you get tho sav
iiia bank habit.
Cars seem cheaper until .you
once were regular equipment.
Isn't is queer? A deficit keeps nations from fighting and is
required to make a champion fight.
If you wish to 'know a man's
should be exempt from taxation.
If she hits a stone while learning to drive and he doesn't got
sarcastic, they have been married only five months.
Yet if all those who prefer a good neighborhood could get iuj
it wouldn't be a good neighborhood. . ;
Von can tell a' restaurant where
There are no cigarette butts iu the
Hip Van AVinklr- stretched and arose. "Ily this lime' said he,
"the family has finished the installment payments,"
Onee a young doctor grew a
his office give the desired impression.
The word "Congressmen" includes members of both houses. You
may use such words as arc necessary
RipplingRhumos
i imp
THK PERFECT LAND.
WHAT though the boosters, in their might, of modern
Ellens rave? There is no land of pure delight this side'
of .Jordan j wave. We have to cross to Paradise to find that
perfect shore where no man has to swat the flies, and pilgrims
weep no more. In every human latitude there is some grievous
flaw; in prairie laud the blasts are rude, the rains are wet nml
raw. On tropic isles the dreamer thinks he might in peace re
pose, but there the rotting seaweed stinks, and ehiggcrs bite Ins
nose. I journeyed to a lovely laud-where sunshine is the boast,
and there I found the people stand, a sad and grouchy host.
"You should he happy M a queen," I said, "in such a place,
and yet niethinks a frown is seen upon each downcast face."
They looked upon me through their tears, and murmured, in
.disgust, "It hasn't rained in seven years enough to lay the
dust." The traveler from parts remote tells tales of human
throngs, and everywhere the wailing note is heard throughout
their songs. The Eskimo alone is glad, he does not weep or
curse, although the weather's always bad, mid daily growing
worse. 1ft doesn't credit rosy talcs of lands where summer
dwells, of babbling brooks and verdant vales, green leas' and
bosky dells. le thinks that snow is evervwRi.ro will, inn ami
frost and rime, so Iu
ter clime.
content
?3
jjEJtffi RJUN1r
opera. 1
some of the feminine enthusiasm,
to be due first to the fact that
and golf professionals and box
a sport that is not only fought
fought on the square. At a world
there is always a doubt Hint the
present popularity of football, is
the professional and commercial
on its present strictly nmateur
POINTS
for her unemployed, perhaps Tur-
buy as extras the fittings that
income, ask him what incomes
'
common, ill-mannered folk eat.
coffee clips. . ,
beard. Now ll-ycar-old magazines
to distinguish between the two.
mWm
and doesn't euro to hunt n bet-
Mwyouft ore no
Personal Health Service
Cy WILLIAM BRADY. M. D.
Signed lHara pertaining to panonal health and hyolana. not to- rilaaata dlagnotla or
traatmsnt, will b answered by Dr. Brady If stamped, self add ratted anvalopa It anclotsd
Ltttart should b brief and written In Ink. Owing to tna, larga nvnttMr-ol laHart reoalvtd, on!
a fsw can ba answarad hara. No taply oan b mad to quarts not eontormlno to Instruction!
Addrass Or. William Brady, In oars of thli nowsoapor. r . .
Too IjUc fur
At Den voi . a good
many foolish
people find the end of tho rainbow. In
a period of 13 years 24,000 deaths
from tuberculosis occurred In Cdlo-
nu,o: 1.8O0 of these were of immi
grants who had so
journed less than
one year In Colorado
and more than half
of these rainbow
chasers died within
three months ufter
they had found the
end of the rainbow.
Perhaps a very few
of those Tictlms of
tuberculosis had
done wisely 1n going to Colorado for
tho climate or other treatment. Tlut It
la unreasonable to assume that the
majority of them whose advice Is
worth seeking do not ship far ad
vanced cases awny from home to die.
Undoubtedly nearly all of these rain
bow chasers chased the rainbow on
their own JudKinent or on the advice
of well meaning friends or other In-
competent persons. Giving such ad
vice is a popular game, and taking it
seems to be a popular gamble.
Dr. P. M. Pittenger. a notod -au
thority, made this remarkable remark
In the dlscussison of tuberculosis
treatment recently: "More patients
kill themselves by exertion at the time
when rest Is indicated than by any
other mistake." Then ho went on to,
remind tho medical audience that rest
does not mean just lying In bed.
1 Pursuing the same Idea, Dr. Henry
I Sewell of Denver declared thnt "U
takes a spirit of unlimited doggedness
'X.dan'an!; u"epX" to ca"
ry out tho re,t treatment. The fight
Is only beginning when the tempera
ture becomes normal. The physician
will need "all his Judgment, resource
fulness,' and all the confidence of the
patient lnthe period that follows. We
know that supervision from three to
five years Is often not too much."
The ten thousand rainbow chasers
never head anything like that. Or If
they heard anything like that from
some doctor back home, they declined
to accept such crazy advice. Rain
bow chasers gen era ly think they know
that fresh air, exercise and care about
avoiding allopaths are tho only es
sential remedies For that matter.
Isn't "fresh air, sunshine and good
food" all that any fool deems neces
sary for the cure of tuberculosis?-
One of the absolute requisites In
tho application of rest as a remedy in
tuberculosis Is the attendance of
nurse trained In tho technic.
A 'layman,- he he ever so well In
formed, cannot riegln to grasp the
significance of this technic without
tho Instruction and practical demon
stration he receives as a patient under
medical direction and the care of such
a nurse.
"We ust not be deceived by n
drop In the patient's temperature,"
says Dr. Gerald II, Webb, of Colorado
Springs. "That Is only tho beginning
of the fight. Tho patient should rest
one year, or two, or sometimes three
years, but we must remember that 'a
mind unoccupied Is a mind distress
ed. The patient must be kept happy
while resting."
Over 3(1 years ago Dr. William Osier
proved that "at least one fourth of all
Infected persons recover spontaneous'
iy.M '
There Is no good reason why nine'
tenths of us should not recover, unless
wo are perverse and determined to
see what lies out thoro at the end of
the rainbow.
qi:estiovk axi axswkhs.
' Dyeing tlio Hair.
I have used a mlxturo said to, con
tain sugar or Ifcad. nay rum. sulphur,
glycerin and soft water, on my harir
for 'Jft years. My work Is such that I
Poems That Live
How Cruel Are the Pa rent a.
How cruel ara the parents
Who riches only ' prize,
And to the wealthy booby
k Poor Woman sacrifice!
Meanwhile tho hapless Dnughtor
Has but a choice of strife;
To shun a tryant Father's hate
liecoine n. wretched wife.
Tho ravening hawk pursuing
Tho trembling dove thus flies,
To shun impending ruin.
Awhile her pinion tries;
Till, of escape despairing,
No shelter or retreat.
She trusts tho ruthless falconer,
-Ami drops beneath his feet.
Uurns.
Who's Who
l.OS ANCEMSS. Then are ti few
extraordinary persons In this world
Immune to certain types of pain.
Aberrations In their nervous systems
ro tho reason.
Ono of them Is
Harry Iloyt.
He vera 1 years
ago Hoyt acciden
tally stepped on a
whlto hot piece of
metal and discov
ered that the con
tact did not cause
him any iain.
Curious, he tried
it axuln.
The bottom of
his feet seared
when placed In
Juxtaposition with
red hot obiertM.
UARRV HWCi but he florw nnt
feel any discomfort. Convincing nroof
of the fa wn given to newspaper
men In a demonstration n few days
ago. Other parts of his .uly aro not
Immune.
jlalg is a s.ior nml a wanderer,
....
tlio Itcst Cure.
have to wash my head onco a week.
This mixture seems to keep my head
from itching and keep my hair pli
able. You have warned against the
use of lead in hair tonic. Can you
suggest any other ingredient of u
harmless kind to take tho plate of
kho lead? -(W. A. W.)
Answer. The only purpose of the
lead In the mlxturo Is to dye the hair.
If you do not wish to ciye your hair
omit the lead and the other Ingre
dients are all right for your purpose.
It 'may bo that no harm has been
done even by your 20 years' use of
the mixture. Iead poisoning Is not
inevitable when such hair ''tonics"
are used; If rit wore, a lot of people
with nice black hair would have mis
erable health. i-
' Sects for Tots
Kindly tell me whether nn Infant
under 1' year should' ' have sugar,
jelly, Jnm, etc.. on cereal? Do-you
advocate eating dirt because there Is
lime in dirt? (D. M. O.)
Answer. Some Infants over 10
months may take sugar or jellies, but
not Jam until 2 years old. I do not
advocate eating earth, but Infants
with that proprenHity are seldom In
jured by their occasional raids on the
flower pots.
Wheat an Incomplete Foort
I should like to ask you whether
whole wheat (that Is, tho grain as it
comes from the thresher) cooked as
porrdigo can be eaten three times a
day as a Bteady diet. Can one live on
It and keep well? I am G4 years old
and have some stomach trouble and
was advised to live on this porridge.
(Mrs. IT. M. E.)
Answer. No, wheat Is too poor In
certain essentials io depend on aa the
sole food. For instance, it has Insuf
ficient caleum (lime), phosphorus.
Iron, viamins and fat for the main
tenance of health, growth and repair.
Supplemented with fresh milk, butter,
eggs. or. with fresh' fruit or fresh
greens, it makes an adequate article
of diet. Whatever your trouble may
be, a reasonable varied diet la proba
bly preferable to such a monotonouc
one. --' .. v
For Motors in Karnest
' I am trying to nurse my baby 'and
I wrilff for any helpful rearing mat
ter you may suggest to aid me In that.
(Mrs. T. M.) ' " '
Answer. Dr. Frank IT. Richard
son has written a little book of great
practical value to mothers. It Is call-
ed "Himpllfving Motherhood." pub-
llshed hjr (). B. Putnani's Sons; New
York, and makes-a fine ift for any'
young mother. - "' ' 1
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MK'C'lable lli lnla'is land tit' medicinal
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alllils for Kililii' an ixrusluiuil nip.
Ijiifo Ituil ii-miirlii'd, "I ililiik It 'muse
It ittakrH me reel so Knlilurucil koimI."
'filer's one tliltiK t' Im' Kitlil I'er all uurly.
ritliiy Sunday wo dnu't have l' huy
us imiiiy flowers oa Monday.
Nov. 9. 1849 76 yr. .go
1,000 European emigrants land in
America. This was only an aver
age day, however, as over 365,000
foreigners annually disembarked on
our shores in those days of unre
stricted immigration.
. CowrlclH l"!- rrral SyuJIMW. lu.
I'iiko Mr. Volstead.
BERLIN. A stein of strong beer
a nisht cap, .Instead of opiates. Is
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CliililirnS1 l'letoriii ' .
, .Cross ,Vonl. Jizzlp
Running Across. '
Word 1. The first hama of a
very popular rebbit children read
wiif-h about. ;
Word 4. To be in possession of
wennons. "The Pjrates wero -to
nc toot!.." ' - ' ; ,
Word 5. A domestic animal.
Runni-T Down. Tj
Word 1., A fruit 1
Word 2. On3 who subdues wild
benits. ' '
Woild 3. The upper part of a
range of hills or mountains.
SATURDAY'S PUZZLE ' ' i
ANSWERED '
Zoo Woman Killed.
MANCHESTER, England A tiger
at the Zoo killed a woman koeper with
ono blow from a paw, ." '
KOTF.C
LAHKERSmn
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