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In thin paper, and also to lie local newa pub
llhed herein. '
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Mtrhen herein are ilno rwrvM.
Ye Smudge Pot
Uy Arthur Porry.
Kmtill boys with .22 rifles on the
handlrbiiiH, art) riding wIiocIh down
the Main Blom, and tho tendrllH, and,
uf coui-HO, If anything hupponH nnd
tho un Is discharged, and an Inno
cent bystander becomes tho victim of
u "peculiar clrcumHtanco," and a bul
let, the weapon will be "unloaded." ,
Tho Antt-IIorso Thief association
used to pntrol tho roads to protect
motorists. (Kansas City Star.) Tho
u-oinal fitness again.
Tho mn nner In which tho Portland
press Is fearlessly rofralnlnic from
numtlunlnK the namo of the hellrals
Inic oiffunizJitlon rcHponniblc for the
world's greatest small town fuiss, raff
lug at Kelso, Wash., Is flabbergasting.
We hnvo had rain and more rain
and hope nil tho Oregon lu ns are satis
fied. (Tennant, Oil., News.) A
nusty dig from a sister state.
Bellovo It If you can: A lady
bought a pair of shoes a t slzo too
largo.
To date, nobody has been shot for
a elder, nnd your corr. is not going
Into tho Umber.'
Tho conduct of our dry-voting Jr.
seednonder who Is alleged to have
inhaled u skinful of alcohol' nnd
c lacked a pollcomnn on the lower
imixllliiry, has causod pootlcat out
bursts from Indlguunt clllzons thru
out tho statn.
Things havo como to a pretty pass,
when it is requested that Franco pay
her American debts before sho starts
any moro war, or borrows uny mure
money.
WHATMAN WANTS
"Man wants but little here below,"
Homebody said, but gully!
That cHtlmato of man's doslrcs !
. Is just tho sheerest folly.
Man wants whatever things he sees
And hears, smells, tusloH und
touches,
And fumes nnd frets If anything
Kncapes his eager clutches.
Krom Infancy till death steps In
To fit him out with pinions
lie's reaching after everything
Krom bubbles to dominions.
lie wants tho moon und .twinkling
stars,
Tho plaudits of the maracs.
The gem-encrusted crowns of kings
" Tho pick of lovely lasses.
There Isn't anything on earth
From diadems to wpuhoIh
Man doesn't want unless, perchance,
He'll du without tho mouHlPH.
And no to estlmato man's wants
One needs no moderutlon;
It's accurate and hrlofer, too,
To say ho wantB creation.
, (Kaltlmoro Hun.)
TIIK II. V, OP TOOTINO
(Mtcrnry DlgeM)
"In addition to his other changcx.
Dr. Foley ulno would abollHh the
present munlcal chimes whittle em
ployed by niost railways, In which sev
eral notes are sounded ut once, and
.standardize by legislation n whhulc.
Hcveritl octaves higher. The rntalmq
of the pitch of tho whistles was advo
cated after ho hud nsoertulned from
y psychologists that tho human ear 1h
more sensitive to tho higher fre
- iiiency of vibration. Tho resulting
reduction In the slxe of the wblHtle
would mean a great saving in steam,
he points out.
"The new pitch should ho standar
dised by law, the physlctNi declares,
and Its vise for any thing clue prohib
ited. At prcttont, locomotive whistles
on dlfferout roads, and freaueutly
IboKO on the same rond, differ great
ly In pitch and quality. When one
hesrs n whistle, he often cun not be
certain whether It Is on ft locomotive
or at a furtory. Consequently no
special mentol reaction Is called
forth. If all locomotive nnd traction
car whistles were of ono pitch, how
every, and nothing elno could uso or
near thut pitch, tho cur stum would
grow nccuHtomed to recognising tho
Hound and Instlnctlvoty associating It
with danger.
"One of the most Importnnt results
of the experimentation Is the discov
ery ttytt the railroads of this country
literally 'pay too much for their
whistle, It required four tons o
water nnd 1200 pounds of coal hourly
to blow the whistle uiml by Dr. Foley
In bin work. A train whistle Is blow
ing' from one twenty-sixth to one
thirl fifth of Its actual running time,
as ho found by timing trains on thfto
roads. Conservatively estimating
31,000 locomotives In continuous uso,
and using one forty-fifth na tho frac
tion of running time that a train
l'.ws Its whistle, he estimates that
flf nation's railways spent fly-mxl-mately
$s otta.iMio nnnuully for blow
ing their w.irning nigituls."
SAN FUANC1HCO, Sept. 24. Al
times one wondered whether Hun
Francisco was doing honor to the
PN-0 survivors or tho Hun Francisco
Kxa miner und Wlllium llandolph
Hearst.
At the city hall ceremony today,
the presiding officer couldn't throw
a bouquet at Commander Hodgers
without plnping a few on Kan Fran
cisco's "leading newspaper." Tho Kx
amlner It see ins donated money for
tho prizes and perhaps originated the
Ideu of tho reception, but even so.
the self advertising was in frightfully
bad tusto. The remarks of tho chair
man were not muun better, lie
weighed every gift, told how much
sliver und gold were in tho services,
how many carats in the dlumonds
and In general made un uss of him
self. Uut ho had a good radio voice, nnd
was fluent In the oratorical manner,
which counts for moro than guud
sense or guud tusto on such occusiuns.
Commander Rodgers und his men
looked liko their pictures strange to
say, appeared tu bo excellently
nourished, und behaved very well.
Hearst wanted to givo tho men some i
money but this was declined. All the1
men were forced to say something
and suffered mure no doubt on the i
platform than they over did bobbing
around on the shark Infested Pacific.
Kuch mun wus given un ovation, but
strange to say, tho most humble
member t of tho group, Machinists
.Mate Bill J?owlln, got tho lion's share
not only in the parado from the Ferry
building but within the city hall.
Perhaps it was because ho was tho
only ono with a grin. Or It may havo
been his gob hat, and balloon trous
ers. Whatever It wus, ho got It.
Teddy Robinson, the assistant sec
rotary of the navy, who took his
cousin's place, T. R. Jr., was there
and carried out his part of the pro
gram with dignity und some evidence
of the Roosevelt i;i n manner. It was
amusing to note in his speech as well
us In tho speeches of tho other nuvul
officers, veiled references to tho
Mitchell controversy with emphasis
upon the fact that there Is nothing
wrong with tho navy aviation depart
ment, und Commander Rodgers safe
return proves It. People who feel
sympathy for the under dog, or the
man fighting against heuvy odds to a
certain fall, better get ready for
Colonel Mitchell. If there Is anything
left of him when this inquiry is over
It won't bo tho fault of tho men in
control of tho country's army and
navy machines. R. W. R.
QUILL POINTS
It isn't fluUwiiig to be feared. I'coiilc fear a skiinlc.
Girls who hnvc brothers make the best wives. The art of bousing
can't be learned in a day.
Friendly nations arc those that arm against one another with
out any hidden motives.
If ho isn't chewing gum, you might not know him for an Ameri
can if you didn't see his pistol.
The Spanish arc credited with a victory in Morocco, but the
time for tlie distance isn't given.
The chief charge against sophistication is that it makes you feel
too mature to enjoy the circus.
Men wouldn't woo as well as they do if they knew how closely
women watch their technique.
Every once in a while you meet a man you know who wouldn't
play as a boy if he couldn't hat.
Tho design of tho car may change and change, but the same
old-fashioned mortgngo covers it.
As wc understand postoffico inspectors, u "lot" in Florida
must have laud near the sui-iacc.
Well, the anthracite problem interests tho west as much as the
Japanese problem interests the east.
CROSS-WORD PUZZLE STORY
RAINY DAYS '
WhiMi ii rains real hard cousin 12-16 wears his lone' 1-2-4-6-8-11-
15-17 and sotithwester hat. Edward is about nine years 7-9-13 and
he has two sisters, one is 5:6 my class and her name-is 12-13-14-15,
his other sister is l.ula, we call her 9-10-11!
10-14 rainy days when school lets out 2-3 noon we all ro over
to cousin Kd's IS-19 il his Ma is having company wc go to my house
and have lots of fun I
Answer To Lnst Puzzlo .
9-13 (to), 167 12 (tiiilll, 13-14-16-10 (oion), 7-8-9-10 (late), 2-3-1
(day), 11 1C (on), 2 G 1014 (deep).
Copyright. IU25, by Tlie International Syndicate
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. M. 0.
SInn.ri Intter. n.rt.lnlnn in nr.nnnl health and hvnlana. not to dlaeai. diaanoal, r
treatment, will bo anawerad by Or. Brady If a atamoed, self-addreuod envelop, la enclosed.
Letter, aliould be brief and written In Ink. Owlno to the large number of letter, received, only
few can be answered here. No reo'v can be made to alienee not conforming to Instruction!.
Address Or. William Brady. In care ot this newspaper.
The Control of Urisht's Dbcnsc.
Correct this sentence: "We've had our radio a year," said she,
"and we're just as keen about it as ever."
Correct this sentence: "I liko a small hole in my stocking, '
said she; "it makes one seem so individual." '
Correct this sentence: "I am very good myself," said he. "but
1 don't object to others being naughty."
If there is such a thing as mind reading, it should be a great
help when the driver in front holds out his hand.
Correct this sentence: "lie's an extremely amusing talker,"
said the man, "but he never laughs at his own wit."
Liquor might have been outlawed years ago if reformers had
concentrated on tho fact that it makes people talk.
Most of our common sayings arc very old, and doubtless "You
can't 1't'op a good man down" was coined by the whale..
ftpplingRhumos
& wait MsJon ,
THE NEW DRIVER.
HH STARTED forth, in his new limousine, with wifo and
aunt and nieces seventeen; he planned to drive upon tlie
crowded way to some far bench it was a holiday; the road
would swarm with cars all day, of course, tho reckless lads
would ho abroad in force. I said to him, this Mr. Knowitall,
before he left his rich ancestral hull, "This driving stunt is
strictly new to you, you've only had your bus a week or two.
Mark well my words, and paste them in your hat: Keep off
the roads where speeders come to bat. Along secluded lanes
pursue jour way, keep to tho right, tho traffic rules obey. Tho
unskilled driver should avoid the crowd, look straight ahead
and say his prayers aloud." "When your advice," said Mr.
Knowitall, "is needed here, for it I'll surely call. I do not
need a year in which to learn In drive a ear and make its rear
wheels turn. All one requires is such a head as mine to scorch
along and make a record fine. I'll take the road where all
the autos seont, niuj for your redo I do not care a toot." He
took the rond where locoed atttos prance, nnd home returned,
prone in an ambulance. His aunt eamc home upon a cellar
door, wo laid his nieces on the kitchen floor; his wife camo
home, tho windshield 'round her neck, his i9ir eamc homo n
bent and (battered wreck. Chirurgeons three, apothecaries five,
loil tiny by day to Geop the hunch nlivo. Ajjd I am waiting as
the slow days go, mv etui lire to sav, "Well, well, I told vou so!''
BT" " I. iL'll'lH.. '-J..I...H J I...1. M..U i) 'i flu
First, have your liriKhfs disease
detected before your health falls.
This may seem liko beginning a hun
dred yenrs before
your birthday to
be well born, but
It Is much easier
than that. All you
huvo to do Is re
port once a year
to your family
doctor, and, liko
the Ulebrcw who
was Informed thut
the now doctor
elmrired only $3 for tho second cull,
Kioet the doctor thus: "Well, doc
tor, hero I am uKuin." And let
him see how you compare with tho
specimen you were n year aso.
Tho nveniKO case of ISi-IkIU's dis
ease (nephritis) endures for about
15 years. Without realizing; that
there Is anything moro than "dys
pepsia," "nervousness," "liver trou
ble," "sick headaches." "anemia" or
"biliousness'! the matter, the patient
is liablo to cut himself . oft much
sooner than that tho vfetlm of
Hriht's disease really and truly digs
U3 grave with his appetite. Not with
his teeth. He doesn't give his teeth
enough to do. It is appetite that
kills. Wo poor Ignorant civilized
beings are obsessed with the fear of
starvation: we hurriedly ent more
than we can metabolize, and tho kid
neys havo to stand the strain. The
hardest thing n doctor has to do is
to persuade an Invalid or a near
Invalid to skip a meal. '
A three or four day fast is the
nearest thing to a cure of diabetes
yet discovered. A one-day fast la
wonderfully helpful In acute Plight's
diseaso (uraemia especially), and an
occasional fast enables tho kidneys
to catch up when handicapped by
chronic Rright's disease. Wo welcome
persons with -Prlght's disease ns
members of tho bread and milk club.
Ono day of bread and milk diet In
In
each week is a distinct advantage
the treatment of the disease.
Be a vegetarian if you havo
Pright's disease. Tho animal pro-
M, Aft 6-. m
I JL L sp&?o
, Those, tlmt luivo seen Hi' new Ford
say it iii Ih jcM its impatient around at
railroad t'rosKin'M til' ole model.
Gittln' back fiinii a vaeittioii an' fliul-
ln' ever' Milne In Tlno lunula' onlcr
audit I' Iki ll Kri'li), cyiMiK'iior, hut lots
o' "IndiKpcnsiulu" iieople never seem v
tumble.
Poems That Live
Faith.
Better trust nil nnd be deceived,
And weep thut trust and that de
ceiving, Than doubt ono heart that If believed
Had blessed one's life with truo believing.
Oh In this mocklnir world too fast
Tho doubting fiend o'ortukes our
youth;
Better bo cheated to the last
Than loso the blcscd hope of truth.
Frances Anne Kenible.
Cook -with Kas.
tf
ANNOUNCEMENTS
rXITTT STATKR SENATOR
JAMES J. CROSSLEY
Of Portland. Oregon, hereby an-
telns place the heaviest strain of all j nouiiecs that he is a candidate for the
foods upon the kidneys and l a
tarian diet can supply energy and, w, WQrk i!PIllously for develop
endurance ns wed as meat. Iment of Oregon nnd support ot meas-
Weur light weight, knitted all wool fores for real benefit of farmers ns
wool and silk clothing .about 10 suggested by their organizations. Fa-
months In the year, with wool or silk
stockings. Not to protect from cold,
but to imitate the natural hairy cov
ering lost when we assumed tho up
right posture. It is rather to. prof,
tcct tho sltln from tho vitiating ef
fect of warmth.
Drink enough water, cold or hot,
ns you prefer, between meals or
with meals or whenever you want it,
from two to three quarts a day,
more or Icbs, according to weather,
nnd skin activity.
Cultivate the open air life, but
nothing strenuous. Walking, motor-
ing for short distances only, golf,
fishing fishing is great ' medicine
for tho kidneys. Tnko short vaca-1
Hons, but often. - Beware of sys-j
terns, cures nnd dope. Your doctor (
Is the only person capable of deter-
mining which, If any, treatment you
need.
vor World Court and Ketorm Senate
Rules. Adv."
I DYERS
HATTERS
CLEANERS
PLEATERS
Phone 344
23 N. Fir St.
Children's Pictorial . , t
Cross Word Puzzle V
Hunnmg Across. .
Word 1. " days bath Sep
tember.1' ' -" 1
Word 6. Additional; opposite of
less. ' f
Word 7. A country in Asia!
where famous borscs come from.)
Word a. One side pf a leaf of
a book. -
Word 10. A country in Europe.1
Running Down. ; i . . i j
Word L Devices la which ani
mals art caught. . t ; -j
Word 2. "God created maj In
Bis own " .
Word 3. Clothed in flowing
gown. i
Word 4. A prefix meaning three.'
Word 6. To lor.g for. -
Word 8. - Uncooked. .'
YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE g
- ANSWERED.'
J Y
Medford Glass Co.
Automobile Glass and Mirrors madi
to oruer. wo can tor your sasn an&i
rnnliina ltmlrnn winrlnwa
Phone-140.
118 8. Bartlett?
QVKSTIONS AXI ANSWERS.
Is tar good for- an acute cough?
If not. what is a safe remedy?
Answer No. First, let tho doctor
determine whethor the cough la
caused by coryswi ("cold" In head), 1
bronchitis, laryngitis, a plug of wax
in the ear, pleurisy, tuberculosis
adenoiditis. Don't stop the cough
help It along, for it Is nature's way
of cure. Here's a safo expectorant:
Cltrado of soda 1 ounce
Glycerine 1 ounce
Flaxseed tea, enough to make
1 pint.
Dose: For child, teaspoonfu! every
two hours. For adult, tablospoonful
every two hnurs.
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Letting Us Figure on Your Bill,
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For Treatment ot
Acntfl and Chronic
Diseases ot Mea
and Woi
OiDwr tnr tumor trotted, faiflvmis, kid
any, bladder and Ntoraauh troutoa, lit,
hernia, mr-turt, ouldsv (vm-lt trouble!, par
.lysis, feTer, fncumniiiav, uthma and throat
trouble, rhoamatlnm, amenorrhopa, goitra,
TOnmimptton, catarrh, pilsa, hjdroceU, al-
OfflM Heum I A. M. to I P. M.
Consul tallon Fraa
241 South Front St Ma-ford. Of.
Wo believe thnt the
smoothness and velvet
quality ot our creams
proclaim at once thnt
wo make thorn from
choice InKrerilonts In
a superior way.
Ask for
Nutritious Ice Cream
'Jackson County
, , Creamery
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Coming to
Medford
Dr. Mellentliil
SPECIALIST
In Internal Medicine for the
past twelve years.
DOES NOT OPERATE
Will bo at
HOLLAND HOTEL
Monday, Sept. 28
Offico Hours: 11 A. M. to 4 P.
ONE DAY ONLY
No Charge for Consultation.
Dr. Mellontliln Is a rogulnr Bra:
In medicine and siirRary, and
censed by the Btnto of Oregon.
does not operate for chronic appei
cms, gall utones. ulcers of stom
tonsiln nr ailpnnirlq.
He has. to his credit wonderful f.
suits In disr-aacs of the stomach,
bowoia. blond, nlrln nurvpfl. hrl-J
kidney. , bladder, bed wcttlns. catirt-
weak lungs, rheumatism, sclatics,
Ulcers and racial nllmnntfl.
Itelow are tho names of a few of-'
many satisfied patients In Oregw
.1. h. Chambers, Rosoburg, teaches.
John Wodtll. Waterloo, bladder
prostrate trouble.
Mrs. E. E. liolninn, Richland, M
tronhlp.
W. S. Bennett. Oreson City, 1
or the stomach.
R. W. .Mpvpr. Rhnnlkn. hpnrt tr'
Chas. H. Hoak, La Grande, Pi
stones. t
Mrs. Jf. I. Oisen. Portland. PIi
cltls. I
Rpmpmhpr ntmvn rlnfp that CD- '
tatlon on this trip will be free
that his treatment Is different
Marrlpd women must be
pnnlpd by their Onsbnnds. O J
Address: 21 1 Urndlniry DWg.,
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Angeles, California. Adv.