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BOBEHT W. RUHL, Editor.
8. SUHPTKR SMITH, lUtiatftr.
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All term by carrier, caah In advance.
fettered ae eecond-claae matter al lladford
Orecno, under act of March 8, 1879.
Tin only piper bexweei. ATfemt Ore., and
California, a distance of orer 4uu
Aaaoclated Frea
at to, having leaaed wire
aarrtcc.
. MKMBKRfl OF TTIrV Afrmtn nmr MtRflS.
The Aaaoclated Treaa la excluaivply en tl tier
crte uae tor repuniicatton or an oewa aia
atcfat credited to it or not otherwtae credlter
m tta paper, tnp alao to the local oewa pub
mm nerein '
All right of republication of apeofal dla
pawnee oerein are aiao reaerrea.
1 V
?;Ye Smudge Pot
; I : Br Arthur Perry.
''Law 'and order haH boon strength
enod mora uf lute than people realize,
In thlK stale. In a moment of acute
tomfoolery that afflicts legislatures
unexpectedly, it was solemnly provld
cd. that all vinegar mukers must pro-
cure a license to do ho. A legislature,
in -its alleged wisdom, can think o
the. silliest things with which to
plliguo and pester the voters. Why
don't they regulate the length of fly
strattcrsY
-? WANTISD Housework hy woman
with child. No objection to country.
-"antad Ashland Tidings.) A m
triotlc declaration.
fin his opening shots at Kin and
Katun, in tho Klan-ptirlfled metro
polls, Mr. William Sunday, reputed
t bo guaranteed Citi.OOO for five
Weeks pulpit cavorting shouted, no
doubt forcibly, "Kliigllng's circus can
(ako $60,11011 u day out of this town
n'ptt nobody thinks anything about
1L .' What tho receipts of Mr. Ring
ling's circus fur a day has to do with
purifying and purging Portland, may
PUK7.1G some before they learn thn
salesmanship walks hund In hand
111 salvation dispensed at rovlva
meetings of the high-iinweiod vurl.
oly. The finnnciul side of the war on
hypocrisy is always stressed; onco,
locally, tears woro shed copiously
ubuut its slimness, as perhaps you
recall, Loud results woro obtained
There- are reasons and explanations
for liberality bordering on bank
ruptcy 'for visiting , evangelists. It
doos not conform, In most cases; with
uio salHry of tho homo ministers,
either in size or promptness of pay
ment.
SivAV I.VCONNPICIOUS GKOOM
( Plimpton, N. J Isxlgrr)
A card from Mrs. Mabel Pon
l'hyn Thomns of Los Angeles and
Pompton Lakes was received on
Wednesday, sotting forth the fact
that on Aug. 53 the holy bonds
of wedlock were affixed by tho
City Chaplain of Newark, In that
city, betwoen her and n pronii
(lent business iniin; and tho
birds, everywhere, never sung so
sweetly or persistently. ,
k Once upon a I lino a resident of the
Middle West sojourned 00 days In our
midst, ami departed without being
impressed with the henuty and pos.
Bibllllles of tho wonderful Itoguo
jtiver valley," ;
Tl'o fall hills for mil It s urn smart
und whiskered. ,
'. Hye-Maby Hunting,
Papa's uono a-huntlng.
. Conio home ii-graiitlng,
A bullet Ul his, ear.
Tho now Ills will lie roan, chestnut,
und bay colored, and are all the
vogue. ,
'Hpocd Idiots ami maniacs .are. al
ways sorry, after Hie1 curve railed to
straighten out In llnio, or a street
intersection leaped up unrxpcctcdly.
AX AliINU IMHIOIt
(Cnrvnllls (inn'tK-.Tiiiin,)
As they quit wearing helmets,
iho hublt contliiucil until now a
mull who fulls to remove his hut
111 an elevator carrying woman Is
, liupposed to bo from CotliiK.i
f Crovo. There isn't any sense In
, II and never was ami I hero Is no,
more reason now for riillure to
lip tho hut being a murk of dls--respect
limn Is failure o ko oft
one's shoes, bill, e all tip,
uuch slaves are we to fashion.
jp O DO no;
X iloH Vifincs Ini"'s, wjio writes on "The Art of KvNtiuK," in
Ij'Kdiieutiiin l'hysiiiie (Pnris), at) qutitcd in the Jitci'aiy Ditfent.
Tlmt is only ",'ettiiiK tired a different way." Jieal rent is aetnal
ix-ptise, jiliysieiil and mental, und involves three elements, we ni'e
told; lying down, solitude, and (he control of the attention. AVith-
out these three lhiiiK, Jlr. Vignes Jtmies tell us, we ean not acta
iiDy rest, for rest ini'iins withdrawal from all that can (stimulate
lite mind and attract' the attention;.- kr .
We read: .
Jo know how to rest! It must be very dijlieult, if we arc to
jiulj-'e from certain restless soulsthe hurrying; men of affiiirs, the
ulhfctes feverish with desire for glory, 'the intellectuals who kill
tlieniiii'lvcs in its pursuit. All these folk who run ufter fortune,
notoriety or pleasure are uniilile to stop; they themselves acknowl
edge and deplore it. Nevertheless, they 'go to the limit' that is to
bay, to the end of their bodily resources.
"Do not imitate them. Keep at equal distance from idleness
and overwork ; learn to husband your strength. .
"Rest it has been often proved is necessary to' the organism;
it is lite period during which our cells are recharged with energy.
Willi what physiological phenomena is it -accompanied? We do
ot kiio' exactly, blit everything takes place as if our body were
a reservoir of nervous fluid, emptied momentarily by effort an
filled again hy rest. If we knew how to alternate wisely the lie
iods of work and repose, we should be capable 'of a greater tola
expenditure.' This is why it may be justly said that the art of life
is the art of resting.
CROSS-WORD PUZZLli STOIW
OUR DOG ROVER
QUILL POINTS
Modem three -It's: Itace, roister and rebi
Americanism: Intending to save part of next month's salary.
Out where they still
begins. '
have faith in labels, that's wlicrc the west
llaynes is rather good-looking, but expensive merely as an orua
mcnt.
One of the hest publicity stunts consists in being mayor
New York.
of
With one man it is a grudge; with two a grievance; with three
or more a cause.
The easy way to be loved is to court somebody lowly enough
to think you a wonder.
Avcrago woman's opinion of an average husband: "It's a won-
dor,she doesn't divorce him." T i.
Tho way to he a good host is not to annoy your guest with too
darned much attention.
Tho things that make golf enjoyable are enthusiasm, fair
weather and a poor memory.
All 113. IS n 15 6 171 V j
"This is our pet 1-2-3-4-5-6," said Bill. "His name is Rover.
See he has 3-9-14-21 to sleep I Do you think that he 1-8-13-19-22-26
of anything? He is 24-25-26-27 asleep now 25-29 you see his eyes
are both shut tight !"
When Bill called Rover, Rover did 30-31-32-33 just 11-12-13
11-18 his eyes but he saw no 14-15-16-17 for him 27-30 get lip so he
continued to 23-28-32 at ease in his kennel.
"19-20-21 dogs fond of 5-10-16-cream ?" asked Bill, '7-8 do you.
think it is too cold for them?"
Do not feed your dog 7-12 sweets, Bill, even if he does begf, 4fti.
1 Answer To Last Puzzle "T""1
2 3-4 (hot), 710 (up), 1-4 lit), 3-6-9 (one), 8-9 (we), 2-5-8 (ho)i
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Copyright, 1025, by TH International Biniicat;
"Ah for as I'm ifuuvrnril th gov-i-'lncltt
kill llo away with nickels nil'
I cllinesi," says Tllfonl MihiLs who don't
Iclicw gum. Tlu-r's plenty ir cross
liuli-liril t'llHiws. but. nlint knees I've
I secn.urc plalii an' neutral.
(Copyright John '. Dllle Co.)
Children's Pictorial ; '". ..
Cross Word Puzzle
COMMUNICATIONS
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D.
-lmmt: rill h i'S fT. ? Mim
MrllDr Wm!IZJVi "SlVf b mmi to " iottntlM
Oh boy. This is one rare Any.
Thcfe muat be u catch fn it some
whero.
Siiy It With Wnls.
1 have Raid alMiut
cm here!
J There i probably a catch some-
lUtmliiiK Water Bonds.
To the Kditor:
I have no aspersions to cast upon
the city administration, nor any
member of tho water commission for
their effort to eive tho city a bet
ter and purer supply of water. Yet
the assumption of a further debt
in excess of one million dollars
ought to be a matter of grave con
! cern to every citizen of this city.
Those of us who survived the orgy
of bond Issuing in this community
that had its beginning sumo 15 years
back, have known all too well the
iron face of grinding debt. That
burden, is already sufficient without
unnecessary addition.
I rccall that the proponents of
this new water .scheme were fore
most in resisting the bond election
for a high school and yet the re
cent registration in the ward schools
conclusively shows that it is now
time to think of more bonds to re
lieve the rapidly developing con
gestion in these schools. We have
also
Running Across.
Word 1. iVhat the grir. goine
8 'milking 'in the oicture ia called.,
Word 4. A targe spoon.
Word 5. A bucket.
Running Down.
Word 1. What the little girl
got in her pail.
Word 2. A country in Asia
' Word 3. A Dart of the foot
YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE
ANSWERED.
Who's Who
ing
ininuto cveiyiiuiig snore or mo acini tub gentlemen who now sponsor
five llst un "oln OI lneso extraordinary! this movo for water opposed the
communications ami so far I getl school bonds heranw thro inlte,l
for a
or so every
miniilpn -nn.1 t-Anrl
' Jin over again ""' smles out of them. Just think it put limitations on this city's power
Marefully to s e e of 11 two letters on the same day to Issue adequate bonds for a water
iethor I haven't ,c"houl a symptom in either of system. If their position was right
.. Sium-lonkcil irima. mem.
Yes, twice, today.
Tho crime situation isn't hopeless. Nohoily has yet suggested
n conference of the opposing sides.
Tho anarchist luites all laws; the law-abiding citizen hates only
thoso thnt would cramp his style. ,
A man doesn't long for tho good old days, he just longs for
tho good old ability to enjoy them.'
Evenl ually the doughboy will forgive everything that happened
to him except second lieutenants.
Tho sun stands still, and it's a comfort in this wild age to know
here's something that isn't gadding about.
Correct this sentence: "She stayed with her grandparents a
month," said the mother, "but it didn't spoil her a bit."
If love wasn't blind, the pretty ones would marry the pretty
lies and there'd be no hope of improving the rest of us.
ti:i'tITV HltNTAINH HltOKKN
A.M.I'j llldlliin Khiimilh Kail.
News.) Hotter link next time, Hip
Washington Howard NVuninu anil
Mnoe Tlhhets. stevedores, worn sli-op.
Ing on a river wharf. Nowninn was
snoring, so Mace gnvo his friend n
playful nudge to wiiko him. Nowninn
ruiicu on nun rue water ami wiim
drowned. (News Jllspnk-h.) Take
his word for It.
itiii.ii' sriitiT
"Anything new In tho old town?"
"Well, tho sheriff railed for volun
teers lo help him catch a hnlf-nllted
chicken thief, and In less than nn
hour ho had a posse of five hundred
men."
"Ah! Anylhlng else?" .
"Well, a iik. mil ago the treasurer
posted a nollro-asklng'evei-yhody, In
Uio name of good citlnenshlp, to come
In and pay his taxes, and he's mill
Waiting fur the first oiu; to dhow up."
(.American Leg?.n Weekly.)
S
RipplingRhijmos
Ma
THE CRIME WAVE.
un m r i
W E STlLri confront the wave of crimp, and hens arc stolen
every uight ; unholy villains spend their time in stark'
dcfiH.ne of lh right. Now in the fair ami cultured cast sumo
men have funned n moral baud, and they will bravely Irv.'at'
least, to drive this crime stuff from the land. They've pledged'
themselves to spare no pains, they'll carry on their grim cru
sade till I,aw and Order hold the reins, and all Iho statutes nre.
obeyed. And 1, whose henhouse has been stripped by burglars,
seven, times or ten, whose faith ' in 'government has slipped,
would cheer these whole-snuleil, dauntless men. And if they
knock the handils flat, and crush all. specialists in cVime, I'll
be the first to wave my hat, and say their record is sublime.
Hut, ah, my friends, my henhouse sliinds untenanted by fowls
today; nine limes profane and vicious hands have bonio my
I 'ehi'i-islied hens away. The roosters that would greet the dawn
in other times, in ringing lines, are from their coop forever
gone, they're vanished, feathers, spurs and lollies. I've heard
of many splendid schemes to make this country like n church,
but in the cml they all were dreams, and hens were lifted from
their perch. I see good ncople organixe to knock from crime
its lasting props, but soon, full soon, the ardor dies, men say,
"Let's leave' it to (he cops." I wish these law defenders Weil,
I hope their plans won't be a wraith: but in my coop no
roosters yell, and I confess IV little tit it It. 0
hing. Then I dls-.
tover no catch
pud go on laugh-j
Ing again. If tho
next mail brings word that some I
impel- down in Alabama has can-1
ceiled Hi!" 111. I won't care. If I
then, the converse- of-'-the proposi
tion is equally truo now, und it can
only mean that this city In the event
Of assuming, n fllrthr.,. Imnilrf In-
QI'KSTIOXS AXI ANSWERS. I debtcdness , in the - sum nronosod
Orange Icel. . I must mark time in the matter of
Is orange peel injurious If eaten! extended ' educational facilities fori
raw and cuts the mouth? Is It in-a term or years.
got an official looking letter from j Jurious when eaten cooked with! Medford now has a water system.
the income tax bureau, I won't begin
beating my breastl.or biting my Hp.
If tho editor warns lue for tho
third and Inst time about my un
professional levity, I won't write any
thing sarcastic today. Listen hero:
(From the 9 o'clock mall.)
My dear Doctor:-
Just a few words to express
my appreciation ot tho splendid
articles you publish. I
admire tho stand you take and
think your work Is doing a world -of
good among tho average
class of people who ure fo filled
up with superstition and ex
ploded old -time .medical theories
that they not only think wot feet
a cause of eolef but aro .lifrald
to start to build a house Kl iday
or to plunt a garden in the dai-ic
of tho moon. ;
Kind words find flowers aro -inoro
appreciated now than nrler
you uio dead. Hero ale kind '
words. Tho flowers you can
hnvo any tlmo during tho sum
mer by calling at .
Sincerely yours,
J. A. A.
I really don't know whether J. A.
I" a man or a woman, owing to
tho llonconimlliil signature, but ho-
aho Is apparently, a, lighting equip
ment merchant, judging from tho
name of the firm -oA tho letterhead:
and a successful one. lu.lirlnir l,v the
location of the homo whero I nm
to get the flowers.,. Now if some
kind reader will point out the catch
in this letter I'll present tho reader
with a subscription ot llygeln, pro-
viuou i no not go out und hang my
self.
(Then tho noon delivery brought
another two on tho samo day!)
-uenr or. I'.raily: ,
I am shiirllv , to hnvo n prac
tical lesson with my pupils, be
fore critics, last Ing about for
a subject fur , discussion, this
itlstio!i caimv to me: "What
happens when one takes a drink
of told wnlcr after strenuous
exvrclse on a hot day?"
"You might mil me thero are
biloks In our phlillc library, but
to Hint 1 would reply, yos, In
one you rend "beware of taking
heavy rliiiincls off before June 1"
and another urges yon to go on
swclloi-liig In 'cm mull tho end
of June. In none ot these nl-
leged hen llh hooks we find In
Hie library do 1 put the faith I
linve In Dr. lirildy's health talks
In. our daily paper, mid In his
principles cnncMnlng the things
which lie so cliiso beroro our
eyes that we sometimes Tall to
see them.
Thanks rr changing the
term "cm-yra" into "crl." I
think sunn. ri(, believed I
swore at them when 1 used tho
fiiinier lenn.
Sincerely yours.
(Miss) K H-.
Miss K. It. hcltW-r mention, nm-
betrays her age.- Tut voum malrt
or old maid, she's a'wisconsln school
teacher and who'd a thunk a school,
marm could rer think so well of
me! After Ml ih mean, lv things
sir A
TA
sugar in a liinrmaludOi Mrs. K. It.w'hlch in the matter of puritv and toiuk n,,J
Answer It Is not inturious raw orls"PPly, is better than that of anv
cooked. It has practically no value! cllV between Sacramento and Port-lagement at that instllutl
as food, but it has much value as lanu- Are we, like the dog In 'Untied to serve the school In ihnf
roughage, a natural stimulus to- di-lAP!,0P8 Fable, going to drop this ennacitv fi-oni iiiu-liinn i ,i,
Copco hns a decreed right to a mini
mum flow of some 1200 second feet
of the wuters of Hogue river and
us tributaries over Its dam st Hold
Hay, and nnyone fnmillur with water
measurements of that streom, knows
tlint through the months of August
gestlon, and as a source of vitamins,
especially tho raw orange pe.1,
iMglilcap.
Is drinking catnip tea before re
tiring a harmful habit? F. N. B.
Answer No.
Skinny Winnie.
iw,.umo hi ji'ttia ui. WOUin IIKCItpii vpHM iUW rin..V e .u
t:V0,,,;" Uay i8 bcen " the amount decreed that
!7
to know if
Answer Is. .iT,..,., , ""i"y means innt
- "ij pvttnun, wnen inal
l.uufl Lrasil. iconioanv u'rh , nnl m.,.1 - ...
l lease tell mo m-hat n lares trace I creed nnola n( i.i.i r.. i.
of indlcnn in a test means. K. C. R. enjoin a diversion of the w-.i,.
,nswer A generous pinch, a good Butto creek upon tho part of the
amount. i no pros- ciiy ot Alcdford anil lenvn li. ...i,
dash, tho usua
encc of Indlcan hns no'dcfinlto slg-lllon dollar pipe lino dry Tho Engl
iiiricance. ,- " Point Jrrigatlon district' also i. ,
I wins and Their Troubles. I water
t have been told that If one of I which antedates any right which the
... iiitti-iies a gin wnoiciiv ui a einorn n... .
Is also one of a pair of twins the times ot extreme drouth It could
eniiitln will n.,.-n.. Li . ... v,,,..
iiuvu i-uiiuicn. lio rcstruin. ft n vom nn e .1....
I. l I . ""w "l "
- on cum ny 1110 city.
Answerrlenerally tho Ben Told Tho right of Copco lit Oolrt nav
version is that twin sisters are stcr- a vested right. Slocks and bonds
ile, a superstition which is purlieu- have been 'issued by that cornoia
lnrly appreciated by tho many twin tlon, based on that right Any en
sisters with fine families of chll- crouehmcnt on that flow means a
drcn. You make It harder I'll have loss of power and a loss ot earn
to beg readers to report any lllus- '"gs and the directors of that com
trativc cases they know of. I should lany owe tho duty to their stock"
think, tho. that such n couple might Holders and bondholders to mnlnl
Well tilltn ,n ... ,nn .. U llllllll-
- 1 " '-"' ""io ui triplets, "no ciuorco mat right.
Just why Is It that tho proponents
of this scheme have rofrnlnn.i T.n...
I nm 5 feet tnll and weigh 95 discussion of these prior auinn
pounds. Plcnso tell ,0 how . 1 cao Prlntlon. and their effect unon the
lose five pounds.-Mnry B. S. eltj's title to - water from ...
My Citish, Mnrj..
lattor year he .received a B. S. de
gree. During that time and until
1910 Cooper was also a special agent
of the bureau of statistics of the
department of agriculture. From
1908-1011 the University of Minne
sota placed him In charge of farm
management studies and demonstra
tion farms.
In inn Cooper transferred his
activities to North Dakota, when ho
became director of the Better Farm
ing association of North-Dakota. Up
to the time when he, left for Ken
tucky in 1917 he was also director
of the agricultural 'experiment sta
tion and of agricultural extension.
From 1918 until hi acceptance of
a place under Jurdlne, Cooper was
director of the Kentucky Agricultu
ral Kxperimcnt station and dean of
the College of Agriculture of tho
University nf Kentucky.
lie Is vlce-chalrmiiii of the Live
stock Sanitary board of Kentucky,
member of the Kentucky state board
of agricultural science and i,,n,l.,.
of tlie American Farm Management
association.
Several bulletins and reimri. nn
agricultural subjects have been writ-
mm.
Answer I suppose von iiiiehi t.ni source?
MiiKunipiion or nave a leu nim.n
lilted, but I should ndvlso you rather
"r Kinn 10 or 31) pounds.
.Mary. There's plenly of sorrow In
mo worm as it is now
u. E. KEI.LV,
Medford, Sept. 10.
Cook with gas.
SWIM
at the
ASHLAND NAT
Clean Sulohur Water,
a?jH5
CASH PAID
For Second-Hand
Furniture and Stoves
W.A.KINNEY
Furniture House
315 E. Main Phone 605
18 tit i telle
i
Tliouuis Poc OMicr.
The new -chief of the bureau 'of
Ki it ultural economics, , Tliomua I.
COUrC hOUSe tO OUlId and IrV.mw.r lu nifniu tni' tn take - over
Hut bo far it Ib simply great. w,u'ro in & loiter, too, this city should do its fuli duty in, the dutips of the departments .Coop-
KlIU, I quit laush- " 11 v - viiimt uirection.
er was ai)pointed
after Secretary of
Agriculture 3 a r
dine, forced . tho
resignation of Dr.
Henry C. Taylor,
head of the bu
reau since 1,919,;
Cooper was-born
In Pekin, lUindis,
March 2. 1881. and
after beinjj gradu
ated from the Uni
versity of M inner
not a school . oC
agriculture in 1902
.he became assist
ant In farm man-
on. He con-
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Insurance
First Insurance
A. U. HILL, Manager
Phone 10 30 North Central
Medford, Ore.
trs!
You sure get a run
,.frr your, money
w hen you have your
repairman put
1 1 iTT
01 TS and HFELS
on your short I
Outwears Ties!
Leather 2 ta I
Plirk or Tun for Men,
Wen-en r,l Children
lxik for iho
PAK'CO Trade Mark
ft RM,W V;1l ,r
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