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Ye Smudge Pot
Bf Arthur Perry.
WE FEAR fiovenmr Pierce made u serious tactical blunder in
rei'iisinij to acconipuny ex-Governor West, ami yardeii Du,l
rymple into tlm wilds of Drift Creek canyon.
Thg Governor is a robust lle-miin in nppearanee aK in lim prUoji
warden. Armed with sawed-ol'f shot (juns and six shooters, shaded
by ten Kallon fitetsons, they would have eompletely overshadowed
Oswald's lean and somewhat prc-Hapaelitie figure, in thu inevitable
movies which would have given a pictorial history of the pilgrim
iiiqge. . , . , , ',
Moreover, the Governor and his warden could have worked
together while the redoubtable Oswald, would have been foreed to
vi'ork alone. True Oswald would have furnished rating a poor target,
whereas Messcrs fierce and Dalrymplc would liavcf furnished good
ones, but there is no reason to believe any shots would have been
fired except by the invaders.
For experts in criminology seem agreed that the ihrec convicts
are not in Drift Creek canyon, and since Thursday morning, at
least, haven't been there. .Mrs. Billic Hrucc invaded the canyon
Thursday afternoon, and saw no signs of the trio whose lives she
wished to save.
If the canyon was safe for the Democratic party ou Thursday
it certainly would have been even safer Sunday morning.
Now Oswald has placed the Governor and his warden on the dc
fensixe for ho can say the stale officials arc afraid to do what he
did in the wilds of the Coast range during his memorablu and mili
tant administration.
And in spite of his exceptional emotional powers and his lachry
mose resources Governor fierce will have no effective "comeback."
Tactically speaking, ex Governor West, champion of the light
weight division, has knocked out two heavyweights in the first
round without so much as moving his trigger finger.
CROSS. WORD PUZZLB STOttY
O.N HOT DAYS
Three convicts anil two politicians
aro running an n result of the state
prison break hist Wednesday, and
. nothing Iuih been caught to date, but a
cold, by members of tho pursuing
posses. The en tiro affair, from Htart
to finish, takes first rank us u iiiohk,
and revealH that the management of
tho playhou.se for criminulx wan aK
Inefficient an the democratic admlnls
tratton, and as helpless as a Portland
bull team. The tragic clementH are
dimmed by tho pathetic aftermaths,
somo of which are an follows
The prevalence of kith and kin and
hlnnsinen among the officials.
The Kuclal atmosphere of tho rcHort,
oh portrayed by two baseball games
c dally and a radio concert every even
' Ing, and ft lively poker game to
brighten up the dull hours In between.
The papier macho condition of Hie
roof through which the human tigers
wont' with kltlenlrth ease.
The light regard with which those
;'lu charge treated tho announced In
Mention of departing before the fall
.rains started, on tho part of tho es
, capees. ,
" The ability of nobody but tho con
victs to gain access to the ursenul.
The reluctance of tho warden to
taku to tho field and" Join tho pursuit,
.as customary among' wardens upon
such occasions.
Introduction of alibis to pruvo that
Mho institution was a holy terror, and
nut a parlor.
j fivideneo that tho pursuers are con
templating the glories of Indian sum-
, m or days, instead of earnest endeavor
to tanglo with the fugitives, who by
stills time must need a shavo and their
1 breakfast.
Tho discovery of no clues, except
that a cow In tho viclnlly of (ho itl-
,lcgcd hunt, had been milked dry by
- the cruel culprits.
Tiroadcnstlng of the information
Mhat a new penitentiary I speeded, ere
' the Inmates tear tho present one
down.
Tho pointful resurrection of Os
WtiHt on tho heels of the Insurrection,
' whoso oratorical and literary efforts
t will no doubt cost him the endorse-
mom of the Orange lodges in tho next
, primary.
Bueh Is the status (o dato, and cvo-
lulion, prohibition and tho disposal
i of school land under the O and C
giant have not been Injected, owing to
the preparation or resolutions, for and
ugalnst, by factions of tho fish Industry.
QUILL POINTS
' J luu- .u ih.iI,is so ileliKlniiil as a ccol U-lj-H-15 m tome
livp .swniiiiiinj; .' .vlu lli in the woods !" said my
, ..,"! V'"5 " J 5 6 "htre '"y -H have grc.it swimming!" said
1 ! ;' 111 lI'V I'olc I here ycsicrilay !"
l-'nie." s:iul I -a. I.ci's yo'liavc a swim righl nowl" So o!T we
WfUl '
v "I lil; Id-II I fiinl. "Ill have to have a sal'cty-8-14-17 my
li.illmitj sun has a hole in it!" '
Answer To l.apt Puzzle
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'";""', IUM, by The Iniernattunnl RunHnm .
If religion could save Ilerrin, there is still hope for Chicago.
In the old days people who did the talking and got fed for it
were called minstrels, not leaders.
A niclropolic scoffing at religion; a tower
tion.
ridiculing its f imiula-
Onc book sadly needed by
psychology.
growing children is one on parent
After all, perhaps tho easiest way to bring up u child is to httve a
grandmother about.
He may not feed the eat while friend wife is away, but he (joesu't
neglect tho kitty.
. The bee has "inalienable rights,'
aft is to keep them inalienable.
also. The weapon mounted
If only the old-fashioned girl
have at last become an alibi.
is unbobbed, hairpins in the car
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D.
l-rf-Ji Ui. ' ""f."' wnl "MiUi ana Iqrf1.li,. not to alMM l,no.l or
. JH.. J? blArl! w,l."" ' "nil- Owln to tho loroo numbor of lottora rooalnd, only
lJ!Lwi ?!!!" "ly oon bo modo to iimiIh not oonforalna to iMtmoUono
nrw ur. ooiiiiu arur, ir Mm of tkla iMwoMpor.
Alicnaletl arfH'lloiis are still quot
l ground $7A.000. "A Turkish pipe
solves III' problem nr ituus n
uur-slu' babies," vriUs Miss Mpum
cut. In current Issue o 4'Veclly Slip-iKirii."
Why Not Dye Your Hair
the kind of whiskers the medical
fathers wore we'd suspect him us
soma kind of fluack on mischief bent.
People still persist in looking suspici
ously, at a man wnc
has nice gray o.
white hair and a nif
ty black mustache.
Old fashioned folk
arc still Inclined to
frown at the woman
whose hair turns
from gray to black,
brown to red, or
from dark to taffy
color over night.
And yet thero is no reason why a doc
tor should not hide behind a bunch of
spinach if ho Is embarrassed about
barefaced practice and no good reason
why a woman should not bleach or
dye here hair to suit her own whims.
not give as deep or as permanent a
color as the mineral dyes do.
The manufacturers of humburg hair
restorers or nostrums purporting to
restore tho original color of the hair
and not to be dyes, evidently consider
tho generaj public ignorant and cred
ulous enough to believe such things.
If they would just credit the public
with fair Intelligence and honestly ac.
knowledge that their "restorers" are
vegetable or mineral dyes, there seems
no good reason why such preparations
should not enjoy a thriving demand.
I'd certainly dye 'my hair if I
though it would help me keep my job
or my wife, that is, if I had enough
hair to make It worth while. I think
I should bo willing to take a chance
even with one of the hair dyes eon-lain-
lead to Vestore" a nice black
color to my graying locks If that
Iii the old days only the farmer worried because conditions wore
loo dry or too wet. ' ' . " ' 1 v . .
AVhut has become of tho old-fashioned
on helping with the discos?
'company," who insisted
"Thank Hoodm'ssl" said the roliovod hiker. "Just a rattlesnake,
I thought you were a flivver. "
A he-miin is one who remarks, before dointf as his wife sujests,
thafhe won't be bossed.
Too inuoli of the world is run on the theory that you ton't
need road manners if you are a five-ton truck.
Uncle Tom Kverett threshed his
wlwat Saturday: also Mr. Tom Kffllcr.
. (I'rndbtou Hast Orgonlan.) Hoth
needed It.
Woodrow Wilson Harbor met a nice
little girl Hal. As Is the way or the
.voting, they slured at each other fix
edly, the uk u nil it minutes, but the
nlco little girl charged him with her
tricycle before he had a chance to
kick her shins.
The best lnecrack In a bm gtlme
Is the one that tends: "A dollar go,
Just as far as it ever did, but It nets
thero quicker."
A typical American dad is one .who works to provide speti(nu
money for them and worries because thoy spend it. ,
Correct this sentence: "The heroine dressed like a fright," said
lie, "hut I enjoyed her acting."
I'arinrs are hailing up "No Hunt
ing" signs, and the u.Mt.onft.lks are
advertising for hlr:h school girls to do
huunowork and stay at home nights.
MINKS.
Noses:
tjui-er. Jutting thlhKs,
Hlrnnge beaks
And prows
Straining, pulling ahead
Like Ihipalieiit dogs
At their leaches,
Pranging their unwilling owners
Onward ,
Willy-nilly.
Noses:
Flat, reddish bulbs
Crowding back affrighted
l'rom the brunt
Of progress,
Timid, retreating fhiitKX
Shunning the world
Or trying to.
Yearning to pinnae
Into gaping immihs
Mko groundhogs, fleelntf
rYotn t heir shadows,
Nofcca :
Glittering !, rora
Of a noon-day nun.
Noaes:
Whitened Rhosts
That will not down.
Noses:
what iwe.'i! (Tlalllrnrtr
Ooh,
luu.)
RipplingRhumos
GREAT MEN..
GKKAT
a west
men in swarms assembled at Dayton, Tennessee, the
there were men of learning too deep for me to sound; their
words, with wisdom burning, left wrealhs of smoke around. And
orators majestic, great verbal acrobats; wreaths foreign und
domestic were seen upon their hats. And lawyers strangely
filled, the chieftains of their clan, worn there to see facts sifted
concerning ape and man. For days the village geezer could not
traverse the pike, lint he would meet a Caesar, a Daniel or the
like. With great men drawn together the weather should be
cool; alas, the Dayton weather would suffocate a mule, (ireat
men, to be imposing, should have a frigid mien, new dignity
disclosing in every passing Scene, Their garb should be unsul
lied, their linen white and fine, their maps should not be gullied
by rivulets of brine. Hot all these stately strangers were melt
ing in the sun, and soon tint native grangers considered them
good fun. How soon we are forgetting the fame of mighty
ginks, when we behold them sweating and wailing for cool
drinks! When we behold them doffing thir collars, coats and
tics, we turn from nwe to scuffing anil ridicule the wise. Wo
recognize 4hcir splendors until t hoy peel their vests mid show
tlf'ir moist suspenders, and then they are Imt jests. The great
men mopped and melted until theiiOsouls were tired, the while
they brely pelted the court with words inspired. Hut no
mm .tluMH-vU.iytiy will how .to high estate, or humbly bend
nnd wain be hih imported rtron.
if the use of hair dye will enable any- j would help me get another job or nn-
body to hold down a good Job or to re
main a contender on the big world,
it Is pretty small -business for any one
to question the-propriety of the act.
If a man or woman looks or feels
younger with tho aid of such an arti
fice It is his 01 her privilege to take
advantage of It,
For decolorizing or bleaching hair,
peroxide (hydrogen dloxid solution) is
universally employed. besides
bleaching the hair peroxide makes tho
hair rather lifeless and dry. Itut prac.
tically ull of tho hair dyos do too. Ex
cept tho vegetablo Pigments, all hair
dyes tend to Injurtv tho hair, but none
of them seriously affects tho growth
of tho hair unless tho dye sots up a
dermatitis (skin inflammation ) of the
Hcaip. nair thai nas been chemical y
bleached or dyed tendts to become
shorter becauHbvtho hairs break more
readily when tho hair Is dry and life
loss. '
Fifteen out of 10 alleged "hair re
storcrs" tested by the chemists con
tained lead. Kyeit the solution of lead
acetate as a hair dyo Is not necessar
ily dangeroiiB thousands of persons
nave their hair dyed with nostrums
which arc nothing but acetate of tad
with or without some sulphur but
frequent or repeated application of
such a dyo is a posslblo source of
chronic lead poisoning. Silver nltrato
(lunar costic) is tho Initial ingredient
of many nostrums which purport to
restore tho original color" to black
or brown hair which has turned gray.
ui course that is mure hokum, for the
silver nitrate only stains tho hair
black. lost n Ir rinna Ihn ulrln mwlor
' thn lfltin n mi Tt, ..(!..
nitrate, however. Is comparatively
noupolSohuus.
Copper salts nro used In some hon
est hair dyes and some fake hair color
"restorers" to give a Jirown color to
their hair and copper is compara
tively harmless,
Cobalt, nickel and cadmium arc
other mineral substances used in va
rious honest hair dyes or fake "ro
storers." and various combinations
glvo various hues, none of the chem
icals being very harmful.
He nan is a coloring matter used tb
dyo wood to resemble mahogany. For
dyeing hair reddish it is ordinarily
harmless, if n brown color Is desir
ed, usually somo indigo Is mixed with
tho henna. (Somo nostrums purport
ing to bo henna In reality contain
copper nnd other mineral Ingredients.)
A dangerous dyo Is the- coaltar or
nnllln derivltlvo called nnraphonylcn
dlnmin. which Is rapid In effect, but as
a dye nnd as a, systemic poison; the
poisoning being produced by Inhala
tion of the paraphcnylondatmin.
Indeed, any possible poisonous ef
fects from lead In tho hair dye must
be produced either by Inhalation of,
the volatixed lead ur by absorption
throiiKh any breaks of the skin. No !
chance of absorbing any such poison ;
mrouKh tho unbroken skin or the nor
mal scalp or throuuh tho hair.
Many vrrsona arc susceptible to tho
vrgctuhle d.vt-0. suffering more or lens
dentratttls sftcr nil application, porno-
times po severely that their eyelids
puff up and a rash spread over the
forehel and down the neck. That Is
very h.ird liiclc, but nothing to virr
about. They merely have to go easy
vliU the Uv. Tim vic.t.iblt; dHi do
other wife. But anybody contemplat
ing having hair dyed should leave the
Job to a harbor or a hair dresses of
experience and reputation, for there
are many tricks In tho trade that most
of us laymen don't understand.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
i Itaw Food
Aro uncooked potatoes eaten with
skins on, and uncooked prunes as good
as when cooked.
Answer Personally I think potatoes
aro bettor when baked with tho skins
on and I prefer tho skins to their
contents. It is rather a healthful hablj.
however, tovcat somo such raw veg
etables every day if you like them so.
Make sure the potatoes aro thoroughly
washed and eat away to 'your stom
ach's content. Of course raw prunes
aro quite as ' healthful as cooked
prunes.
AlKMUllcltlH
Is thero any known cure for appen
dicitis other than operation? Is it not
a fact that some cases of appendicitis
aro brought on 'by a strain, such as
lifting too much? (T. K. B.) !
Answer numerous other things
purport to be cures or remedies, but
when I had appendicitis I hied me in !
dignified haste to tho operating table I
and thanked heaven for modern sur- i
gory. I doubt that such strain can
cause appendicitis, though It might
excite or aggravate an attack If the
appendix Is already diseased.
Harmful Salts
I want to reduce.. Would a dose of
epsom salts taken every night do any
harm? (Mrs. M. A.
Answer Yes, and It would not re
duce weight except nt the expense of
health. The hog, fls debused by man's
culture, might reduce in that way.
Tho horse, as developed by man's cul
ture, controls tho body weight in a
more sensible way.
Itu I h. lib?
Kindly inform me whether an Inter
nal bath by means of a colon fountain
syringe apparatus is beneficial to the
system. It. 15. )
Answer Thero aro several vatl-
tios of humor in that term "internal
bath." Such a means of exciting the
bowel function Is most unnatural and
when habitually employed ofton leads
to grave dilation and weakening of the
bowel. The notorious charlatan who
markets tho apparatus knows how to
take tho money away from tho W'sen
helmer family, all right.
Short nf Murder
Is there any way to stop snoring
Tho person disturbs tho whole house.
(W. J.)
Answer Lead him firmlv Imt gently
lo afloctor who can and will examine
and treat the nose or throat condi
tion responsible, whether this be
something of a local or systemic or
igin.
Timely Views
on.World Topics
Krpnrh FliwinHrrN Ak Pelof hi OrlH
raiments to A til. Hecontruotlon.
In a recent lucture on "Peace
rtobh-tiu (( .France." Kobtrt M Ja
son, French banker and virtual head
ot ' the Credit J-yonnals, suggested
that the United States and England
give France a five-year delay in the
settlement of the debt question, in
order that France might apply her
first billion dollars in reparation
under the Dawes plan to the com
pletion of reconstruction work In the
devastated French provinces.
"I believe nobody can. in good
faith, dispute that bur problem of
reconstruction Is unparalleled in his
tory and has "been a terrific and
undeserved burden for the .country.
But I often hear comparisons made
with' the problem of unemployment,
which is a matter of so great and
legitimate concern for our British
friends," said M. Alasson. ' I
"Quttc aside from the question of
I lie comparative wealth of the na-1
Hons involved, I would merely point,
out that, as far as 1 have gathered.!
the total expenditure on unemploy-l
ment by the British Treasury since!
the armistlco has been about liSO,--
000,000 pounds, which meuos 1.500.-1
000,000 at tho probable mean rate of
exchange, whereas our expenditure
on material damages only 'amounts
today to about $5,500,000,000.
Decided to Borrow at Home, i
"How were these huge amounts to
bo'w financed ? Unless we got them J
from taxes, and 1 do not see-how this
could bo done any more than ycu
could diave financed the war entirely
out of taxes, there were only two
ways open to us, borrowing, abroad t
or borrowing at homo. What would
vii h.nvn Ihmiirlit m- nf nu if wn
hud borrowed abrond? .Would you
nuve considered that a proper thing
to do? - .-
"I believe I can visualize the ar
ticles that would have been written
about that pointing rout how danger
ous It is to incur too largo liabili
ties in foreign currency and how Im
prudent It would be to assume a new
Indebtedness abroad while, no pro
vision was being made for the old
one; 'nnd tho criticism would have
been perfectly justified. So we de
cided to borrow at home, and we
have not escaped criticism for the
matter of that. I think you will
agree that whatever course we chose
to adopt wo were, bound to be se
verely criticized.-
' "Shall -wo stop reconstruction?
Shall we pursue it to tho end? It
Is a cruel dilemma. ' If wo stop It,
thero will bo regrettable inequality
between those who havo been af
forded1 the moans -to rebuild and
those who will bo left In the lurch
About 140,000. houses arc still In
ruins. They have been in ruins for
seven -years.
Taxes. Will Not Suffice.
'"If we contl.nuc.-to, rebuild, we
must get tho mioney .from taxes or
from loans. Taxes are being raised
once more, but they could not be
made to cover such a largo amount
Interna loans are still less advisable.
In tho present eiiviimstanccs. Should
we borrow aliroad? I think I have
already mentioned that contingency
a'nd ' given you Hie reasons, why wo
hesitate v to increase our foreign in
debtedness. "is there'then no hope? Perhaps
thero 1s, a II the same1, it Is in the
Uawcs iitan.v; That ; plnri has been
ruinarkubly well rocolved everywhere.
a fact that speaks highly In Its favor.
It is your' child. We are sure you
nrfl In sympathy with It and that wo
will not witness-'(n this conjunction
as in thf.Taser of- flie. covenant nnd
ot the-- protocol ift Tresh. 'case of
cruelty- rT children."'
Children's Pictorial v"
Cross Word Puzzle
Running Across.
Word 1. "Little Boy Blue, come ;
alow your
Word 4. A strineed musical in-
strument similar to but larger
than a violin. .
t Word 5. Another name for Ire-
'land
Running Down.
Word 1. To cut or choR roughly. .
Also a kind of carriage.
Word 2. One who rules; also a :
straight strip of, wood used in ;
measuring. "
Word 3. A common gram, 1 i
VESTERDAY'Sr PUZZLE i
;f;;.,-; AIJS.WERED. J.- : 1
3 AUV Bf
Poems That Live
The Kclnpso. ,
O turn away those cruel cyv.r,r
The stars of my undoing!- -Or
death In such a bright disguise,
May 'tempt a second wooing.
Punish their blind and impious
Who' dare' eont'erhh thy -glory,
11 i-n' mv full thnt rlnflnrl "'
Thy name, and seal'd- thy story.
Yet hu' "new suffering can -preparo
A higher praise to' crown thee;
Though my first death .proclaim theo
fair, '
Aly second will unthrone theo.
Lovers will doubt thou canst entice
No other for thy fuel,
And If thou burn one victim .twice
Both think thee poor and cruel.
Thomas Stanley.
What cant' bo cured can' often bp
prevented. ,x
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TaaBxIpfcot tatfct neat uowt iul I
md effective bouaebold toaec
none Ka. ji r-um au common
bouathoW loaect pesia, is not "
fcajiirtata to hamaa betnfta'ur j
animate nd doea not alaio t .
aa ' mi "V" nijrea, nan-
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Tho BatiKfiiCtlon you
rocel-B from iiartnK
Ins pt a delicious des
sert is llko tho after
glow of a happy day.
Ask your dealer for
Ynm-Vum or - Nutri
tious Ice Crcum.
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