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Official paper of Jackaon County.
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ontbi tnding April tat. 1024, 8809, mora than
aouDia tne circulation oi any other
Hahtd or circulated in Jackaon Count
r paper JiU
miy.
Ohlco. California, a distance of over 400
anilM, having leased wire Associated Ptvm1
mo.
Entered aa aecond-claaa matter at Hadford
uregoo, unaer act ot March a, 1B7V.
If BM BR HS OP THE AtmivltYMi Mi ESS.
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io ine ue tor repuuicoiion or an news on
patchea credited to It or nut otberwlae credited
m thU paper and alo to the local newa pub-
All riglita of republication of pedal die-
f icq re neruio are auo reaerrea.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Art h or 'perry.
KvnniH at tho staio plnyhnuw reveal
that ihn official hail uh much rnnlrol
over tlio convlrtH uh a mother has over
a dancr'-rrnzcMl daiiKlitcr. Love, In
Mfittl of ilfxcipllno, wiih ti.scd In f hi t ton
out t ho criminal r-xuln'rancn of the
(nni(it)'H, aint l In 111 n'KUlt Ih t ho
hlootllcsi prison tniKody In ihu htatury
of the W.cM, Tho ht'iirl-hrnnklntc In-r-friciPiiry
luu.'lt of It nil, Ih politick,
which litis ItH infiMh'Moino noso nnd
flMK'i-H In every phase of Orcein life.
So far thlK year, nothing but chick -eriH
have Huccumhcd as u result nf
eatitiK oanned pe.iK.
If anybody knoivH what makes the
fire tower lean, they can well some
to Iina l'unip.
John D. Rockefeller, who recently
announced hiH Intention of "dying
jioor" In spite of a billion dullnrx, 1m
depleting his fortune by hentowlnK
dhtU'N In 4-bit lots. The col. to the
west uphoIdH this dfvaHtatltiff Kwath
Into HIh accumulated wealth.
VICTIM OP CAPITALISM
(linker (Ore.) Democrat)
'Maybe (hero lun'l anything In
evolution, liut- a men trekeri ly
hero recently, that lnoKeil iih If
he cam from tho jungle. He woh
driving a dllupldalvil Korri, Inncl
. eel lo the houmlH, and hnU to turn
lirouml and go down hilt for lack
of iran, nnd mild he had no money
. to buy more, nntl wan vary dlHwit
lNfled Willi tho wilKeH farmerH
wero paying.
l'ear packing haH been going on for
ten days, and not n fur eoat In alsht.
"I nm a boy of 10. I would pcefer
a girl who hnnn't been k Lined n thoun
nnd times." A. 11. (Khtmnth KhIIh
. Ncwh) Why so conservative?
j.mi'Undino i;vk'ts
Hchnnlma'ums;
Indian summer;
County fab-;
Kali! Itah! Hull !
Cltlxen Is Venison;
Quail season: .
Dove season:
fl rouse season;
1'hensant season;
Duck season;
Fall plowing;
Hhop early; '
Turkey shortage;
Fog;
Holiday Liquid Flvo Heliod;
Simla clans;
llankriipt Orchnrdlsts Clo Solilh;
19211;
Coming Year Ilset Yet.
THU WAV Or IT
When days are hot
Folks grouch a lot,
. Much ni-ld weather dui nlng; '
When days are cold
They fume and scold.
For torrid climates yearning.
When days are wel
They wall and fret
They, go around complaining:
And when ll's dry i
They moan and cry
Dertiuse ll Isn't raining.
Thus men expose
Their foolish woes
Their burdens, their dlsiresslngs.
And Willi n croak
Their gods invoke,
Unthankful for ihelr blessings.
' (Sareoxle (Knn.l ltecord.)
L
WAHHIXOTON. Auk. 15. An nddi.
tloiinl touch of Hpeod wiih hi avlduiice
nt the treasury today In the work of
AhhImhiH Heoretnry An drown In per
feetlriK the prohibition reotxanlpatlMi;
plmiHto hecome effective In a little
more- than two weckn.
A Meoro of stale director and dl
vIhIoh chiefs have been eullod by Mr.
AndrewH for conferencen tothty und It
wan ntated he hoen that he would
complete hln conferences Monday.
. Mr. Andrew believen he will be
nhleto announce his appointment for
lha 24 ndmlnlfdrntfvo postH late next
week.
Cook with gai,
"OREGON" JONES
A LON'R floral offnrinir decorates the caskpt 'of Ore(jon Jones
and informs 1 ho world tlint
Hie xyHtflin. " O
Tft donor is not nown, lint lie rnij;eseis n liirjjer eonstitn
CJK'V than snine of our saiijfiiiffe moralists imKine.
The system referred to is of course, the capitalistic system and
in the addled mind of the donor, Oregon .Jones was a victim of
that system, which (.'rinds nood men down into servitude, crime and
ultimate disaster.
It is this sort of twisted thinking, too frequently encouraged
by well-meaning, Imt misguided
to the flames of crime, and renders legal procedure in this country,
so often a disgrace and scandal.
Oregon Jones was a victim of no system hut his own. The two
prison guards, llolman ami Sweeney, were victims of the same sys
tem. And in all probability, there
bandit hunt is over.
Oregon Jones was not forced
economic, conditions. Nor can h!s
or gliindulm' deficiency. He was an unusually healthy and husky
young man who deliberately chose a life of crime and violence in
preference to a life of law-abiding peace and industry.'
fioeiety never declared war upon Oregon Jones, Oregon Jones
declared war upon society. For a few years be won. In the end,
still a young man, he lost, dropped to the bottom of n penitentiary
wall ttith a bullet through his hcud.
Oregon Jones needs no .sympathy. He met the dentil' he chose
to meet. Floral ciferiiigs to victims of "the system" should be sent
buck along the trail of robbery and murder.
QUILL
In the beginning the carl h was
Perhaps il would help some lo
cowcatcher.
Licking a Uiffian is like a used
n lot after you get in.
As we understand the new orders, the dry force must shako n leg
instead of so many cocktails.
Truth lies at the bottom of a
of the lying is done at the top.
We often wonder what minimum wage Ford would establish
for paragraphed, if he had any.
Middle-class parents are people
the children may have too much.
Well, America was slow to go
arc slow about coming acrons.
Tho reason old Dobbin wasn't
w as because he could steer himself.
Hrides are given away in Jurie, and by this time most of the
grooms have given themselves away. i '
Nobody need regret the. pnssing of tails. One would lo a con
siderable ineonceniencc in a revolving door. .
Among tho rare birds nro the
nating personality" doesn't consist
It may be, as tho critic says,
Greece j but an Afro-American can
Correct this sentence: '"She was charming and beautiful," said
he, "but I flatly refused to buy any of her books?" "
Mencken may be right in
America, but it would be hard to
In the old days there were people who knew how to run your
business, but they were called meddlers, not efficiency experts.
m
RipplingRhi)mQS
NO HURRY.
' I " AKK it easy when you're going down the Highway in your
Ii.; you are taking chances showing how the good old lus
can whiz; prove thai you are wise and knowing you have all
the lime there is. I have just been out assisting men to pick up
Aimer lliles; he was wotting, he was wisting ho eould hit up
fifty miles, and although he's still existing, surgeons ply their
saws and files. Now and then the sanest driver has a brain
storm ot the kind j he would bet an X or fiver he can knock the
record blind; and we bear the maimed survivor to the drugstore
in the wynd. Falling for such crazy urges, like a denion does
he ride; down the dusty rond be surges, while his rear wheels
skid and slide; from the weeds n cow emerges, and thf car and
cow collide. Or a tire blows out and Lizzie turns n handspring
in the nir, and the wreck would make you dizzy, wheels and
whiskers everywhere; nnd the pharmacist gets busy, making
plasters in bis lair. Or another chump is speeding, ho is com
ing round the bend, and two men tiro shortly bleeding and their,
gladsome joyrides end, and tomorrow you'll be reading stories
of a tnigie trend. Kvcry day n hundred voters join tho church
yard also-rans, victims of the rushing nfotors, slaughtered by
lie speeding vans, knocked as (U-ad as English bloaters which
are shipped in handsome cSns. And they all might well be
living, teaching school and slaking lime, if we, in our dailj
flivving would be sane and take our time; tohe laws attention
giving, holding haste to be a crime. . 1
AND THE SYSTEM.q
the Hlain liarulit whh it victim "of
sentimentalists. which adds fuel
will be more victims, before this
into crime by. any industrial or
career bo explained by adenoids
POINTS
void, not its laws.
place a no-parking sign on the
car. It looks chcaji, but it costs
well.
But if it's an oil well, most
who have too little in order that
-
across; she can't kick if tho others
parked nt tho sido of the road
1
dodo and tho ono wlaiso "domi
of bad manners., '.
that, wo owe much of our polish to
shine them as well. ' '
thinking intelligence a crime in
prove it to anybody. .
CROSS-WORD
' FISHERMAN'S LUCK , '
Here is a little 4-5-6-7-8-9-man. I am urc he is 13-15 expert'
fisherman. See the big 1-5-10 on the fish's back? 16-17 you think
you would like a Hn like that 1-18 your back?
Most fishcr-3--l2 wear high rubber boots. They do 6-11 for
10-1 1 other reason than to keep their feet dry. 13-14 any rate I
should think thai was the reason.
2-7 hal The fish has let-ko! And now Tommy will lose his bie
a very sorry lie will.
Answer To Last Pazzl
4-6. (oh). C-7 (he). 23-4-5 (blow), 1-3 (AD. 5-7 (we).
Oupirlght, im, by The Imernatumal Syndicate
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D.
Littan IwuM-bt brl.f and written In Ink. Owlm to Ih. Iuh numbw of lottora rx.lnd. only
Tlio Conquest
Many soldiers who'fought in Bel
glum arid France huve remarked how
llttlo respiratory disease . developed
attiopg the men in the trenches
where exposure to
cold and wel was
often extreme.
.Men with such ex
perience ought to
make poor pros
pects for the hum
bug healers who
boldly deny the
I n fc ctiousness of
disease and in
their Ignorance at
tempt to ridicule the "germ theory
and .even the .scientific work of the
great - Pasteur. These ' uneducated.
Irresponsible, and for the greatest
part unlicensed healers are gener-
ally fond of the quaint theory of
thfl Gorman Kuhne und other old
time charlatans, to wit, that the prcs-
encc of the germs In trie diseased
structures or tissues is me'rely Incl-
dental, the germs being attracted to
the scene, so to speak, by some
vague "foreign 'matter" or "retained
waste" or "poison in tlio system,
a. ti. TAiitnnlft Aynnnthr nf tills, to
the tintutored, appealing theory puts
It In his egregious doctor book which
sells to the gullible at five bucks in
this country. "Hut when we once way of positive help, and I warn you
know what rever Is, It is not dlffi- that while the depilatory I have sug
cult to find a remedy. The closed up' gested Is as safe as such a chemical
pores of the skin, ngalnst which thejcnn be, I cannot assure you that your
fermenting masses press, must oe
nnened. nnd this can only be done by
cuusing the body to perspire. The
lnstnnt the.swent breaks out, the fer-
menting masses gain n vent, and tho
tension of the skin nnd febrile heat
both abate." I suppose It is very
much the snme with n firecrnckor;
the lnstnnt the firecracker makes a
loud noise, tho, tension within Its
body abates.
Of course Kuhne, artful though he
was In presenting the plausible no
tion to the physiologically uneducat
ed laity, and simply divined what he
pretended to tench, just as uny oral
nnry nostrum hound or quack pa
tron In thlB country feels he knows
nbou't ns much or a llttlo more than
a mere doctor does. How widely this
runnv doctor book of the C.erninn
manufacturer's Is circulated In this
country I do not' know an agent
hud the temerity to . present me a
copy of the English translation of
tho hook in order that I might rec
ommend It to readers, I suppose. 1
should say that It is tho most ex
pensive jr. worth nf humor a Wlsen
helmer family could Invest In.
Sure, a fellow sweats to bent the
band when he hns malaria, or septi
cemia, or maybe advanced tubercu
losis, or some other germ Infection.
The swents nro as good for him ns
the fever, or tho chills, or the pain.
or the rapid pulse, or the emaciation,
or the loss of strength In such ill
ness. A patient getting over pneu
monia usually has n profuse sweat
but the sweating Is merely ono fea
ture of tho process of recovery, tho
pruress ui itrainj, "" ,
So-called "crisis" and not '""I'"""1"1"
for the improvement or recovery nor
even essentlnl for recover'. This
may not seem ns plain ns daylight
to tho uninformed or the nilslnform-
ed, hut again I would wnrn the lay-J
man that he should beware of being
buncoed when he thinks he under- ,
milium un invfe miiiivin iiui.tii .,.
as the physician does.
Tviih.ild Im-n. cruised ft
per cent
of the total number of death! In
the Spanish-American war. In the
worm war this scourge, more cenoiy
than buttle in former wars, wus
practically eliminated as a cnuse of
death, being responsible for only
one-half of one per cent of tho totnl
number of deaths from disease. This
conquest Is mainly duo to compul-
... ...w. . -
with the killed bodies of measure!
numbers of tvpfcoid germs.
.
, ' OIT.STIOXS AND AVSiVms.
. iLllilort
O IK'pllolor).
1 know you nro not n benuty doc-1
tor, but can you tell me it there la a
PUZZLE STORYi
of Disease.
Repealled depilatory harmless" to the
skin which will successfully nnd per
manently remove superfluous hair
from the face? C. G. A.
Answer Nothing will do that, ex
cept electrolysis -in the hands of an
expert. X-ray treatment, likewise
administered by a competent physic
ian, is sometimes employed to destroy
limited areas of hair.- ; Numerous
chemical depilatories will dissolve off
tho hair about as neatly as a razor
will remove it, and many of these
purport to "destroy the roots' or
"permanently remove'-' tho hair, but
of course such assertions are just
tricks of the trade. Among the
chemical depilatory preparations per
haps the least irritating and most
effective is a mixture of two drams
of sodium - sulphate with six drams
or. prepared chain. This is made into
n paste with water and applied as a
thin coating over tho hair to be re-
moved nnd left on for 10 to IB
minutes. As soon ns It causes a
sensation of heat to i tho skin it
should be washed off and the skin
covered for n little while with fresh
com cream or otner Rooming oint
ment. This '"formula" will not he
repented." nor will I Rend any further
particulars or uirectlons to any read-
er. i orrer tne suggestion merely ny
own skiii or judgment in using sucn
a preparation will prove sntlsfac
tory. If such temporary removal of
hair Is necessary, a small Rafety
razor, such as dealers have for ladles'
use, is the best means to employ, in
my opinion. .
How to Breathe.
Information regarding tho two
kinds of breathing, chest and dinph-
rngmntlc, ' would be appreciated, 1
would particularly like to k n o w
which Is the most beneficial under
ordinary conditions and if any con
ditions call for either typo particu
larly. Is the movement of the ab
domen In diaphragmatic breathing
muscular? B. J,
Answer The diaphragm is the
principnl breathing muscle, stretched
across the trunk cavity like a tent
with arching roof. When It con
tracts It pushes downward so that
the belly rises, bulges or expands;
and when the diaphragm relaxes
again the belly relaxes or falls to Its
original position. when tho dla-l 1
phragni contracts air is drawn into
the chest; when it relnxos the air Is
expired by the natural elasticity of
tno lungs nnd chest. Tho dlnphragm
Is an nutomatlc muscle nnd functions
best without any conscious Interfer
ence, ft is a mistake to attempt to
m.iKO one's breathing either "chest1
or "diaphragmatic." The breathing
is naturally as I have described It.
and the movements of tho chest are
of minor Importance. Attempts to
mnKO tne breathing "chest" breath
Ing' In any circumstances, are futile
and founded upon thoiien which Ig-
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Xoilce lo Contractors.
Proposals for a new High School
building nt Medford, Oregon, for
SchOOl District NO. 49. Jilclumn cn.,n.
ft' J' r,pl.c''v'''3 '' 'be Board of
tor !,,,,,;,, "Medford? o',"'gon ' u.,"i
. ,, Tuesdny. . September 8th.
.via.
Plans and specifications enn ha ho.
cured by the architects. Tourtellotte AS
""J"1"''' '"-12
JTrchheVl: Medfor,
railing iiulldlng.
or Krnnlf f llnS-lr
architect. Medford. Oregon, l'ropos-
, invtet as follows
"U" Oeneral construction,
- "C" Plumbing system,
"D" Heating and ventilation.
..!' ';,rlc wiring.
E
"K" blackboards
e r-apiifi.. ... .. . .
accompany VropoilfcU"T gu.r!,i
minimi iitriurmanre or the contract,
Surety Company bond In not loss than
Per cent of contract price wl'l be
required or successful bidder. Hen-
T?1 conditions of "the contract and
2 n,r "mnl""' governing the bid-
,Ki otr nr , ,h(, .,,
lloard of Directors reserves the right
to reject uny or all bids.
Wouldn't If be fine I' luive lots o'
friends un1 lots of money, loo. If such
a tiling ; win ' possible? The Apple
Grove m'IkmiI coimiiii-xloners met t'llny
an' siispi'iHlcil Miss AllM-ria Hciuly.
forly-two. fcr Icacliln' dial there wuii'
tin Dun Cupid.
Who's Who
' I.OHD KKAIH!. '
One of "the most widely known Brit
ish statesmen from nn American nolnl
of view, Lord Reading, has returned
to India after a brief sojourn in Fng
Innd, "planned mainly Tor his health.
He returns as
viceroy mainly to
give the lie lo
sinicnjcuts that lie
had been recalled
from his post by
the- king. It Is
pointed out that on
the whole. Lord
Reading, commit
ted iih he Avas to
tho home rule poli
cies devised by the
late Lord Morley of
Blackburn, w h o
knew nothing of
Indin save what he
had learned from
books, has done far
hotter thn,n could ever have been ex
pected, und thanks to his training
nd experience as lord chief justice of
England he has contributed in no
small degree to- create among the
people of India a wholesome belief
and confidence In the fundamental
principles of impartial British justice
for high und-low, rich nnil poor, with
out fear or reproach..- It Is slated
that on. Lord Reading's return to Eng
land next spring he will have his
choice between promotion to a mar
qulsate and a knighthood of thefgar
ter. - - i . , - -r
Rufus Daniel Jsaacs, first earl of
Reading, was born in London In lslitl. I
His father was Joseph. M. Isaacs,
London merchant. He was knighted
in 1010, created a baron In III 14, and
earl In 1917. Since 1921 he has been
viceroy and governor general of In
dia; previous to that',, from 1913, he
was lord chief justice ot England.
In 1915 Heading was president of
the Anglo-French loan mission to the
United states; he was ambassador to
the U. S. A. in 1917. high commis
sioner and special ambassador to the
U. S. A. In 19 IS. He married Alice
Kdith. daughter of the late Albert Co
hen. merchant of London, nnd they
have one son, the present Viscount
Erleigh.
Last day special electric range of
fer; get yours now! 124
Mrs. ' Ralph Pollock underwent a
major operation nt the Sacred Heart
hospital this morning.
Cnok with gas.
rf
Delinquent Sule, Notice.
Southern Oregon Oas company. Lo
cation of principal place of business.
San Francisco, California. Location
of works, state of Oregon.
Notice There are delinquent upon
the following described stock, on ac
count of un assessment levied on the
i'otn any or June, ibsg. the several
amounts set opposite tho names of the
respective shareholders, ns-lollows;
Martha Ieuting. No. sharea r0:
amount (sou. no.
Helen C. .Tncnhsen. No. shares, no:
amount, $500.00. -.
.enl Power, No. shares, 10; amount
$100.00.
T. W. Miles. No. shares .-, ,l
SSBO.00.
All' of the foreeoinir shnrea nt-o In.
eluded In certificates Nos. 10. 13. 15.
manning in the name nf Louis
Sutter and held in escrow pursuant
ui instruction rrom the cnmporatlon
commissioner of the stnte of Califor
nia, by Angln-Cnllfornln Trust Com
pany. And In accordance with Inw and an
order of the board of directors made
on the 20th day, of June. J925. so many
shores of ench parcel of such slock as
may he necessary will be sold nt pub
lic auction nt the office of the com
pany, r.32 Market street. Ran Fran
clsro, California, on Saturday, the
29th day of August. 1935. at the hour
of 11:45 o'clock n. m. of said day. to
pay said delinquent nsaessment titorr.
on .together wiih costs of advertising
and expenses of the sale. ,
ll. H. TOU.vn, Secretary.
Office 532 Market slieel i.v,.m
Cisco. California.
Utah and Wyoming
COAL
ALSO
WOOD
Lay-in your winter suddIv
- i.-- ' .
uuw ueiore tne ramy season
sets in, at summer prices and
save money. . .
Valley Fuel Co.
pi
3JSOOHIW6A0Wli .
Phon76 N. Fir St.
Cliililren's J'ictoi-iul
Cross Word Puz.le
Running Across.
, Word 1. In the picture. '
Word &. A small hue made to
bold money. , '
Word 0. A wise, looking bird.
Running Down.
Word 2. What you shoot from
a bow. ' ,
Word 3. A monkey.
Word 4. A snake-like fish.
YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE
ANSWERED.
T
After a good
day's outing eat
a good ,
Sunday Dinner
$1.00
.PI II .1 I D I IB H I
mm j sa -mvuivt i
DYERS
HATTERS
CLEANERS
PLEATERS
Phone 244 ,
23 N. Fir St.
Special Prices On '
Auto Camp Beds, -$9
Med. Tent & Awning Works
Opposite s. P. Depot Phone 145-J
Medford Plate and
Window Glass Co.
Automobile glass and glass for all
purposes. We repair broken win
dows and resilvcr old mirrors, make
mirrors any size. Complete line
beveling and grinding machinery;
employ nothing, but experienced
help. -
J. V. MORGAN, Manager
118 8. Bartlett ' Phone 140
33x4.95
VACUUM CUP
BALLOON
$24.15
Phipps Auto Park Service
Rlversido nt Jackson Street
-Chinese
1 Medicine
For Traitroqnt of
Acute and Chronic
Diseases of Hen
and Women.
Ctmr ua tvnor tmted, tnllrrau, kt
fey. bUddw snd itomaoh trm.br., flu,
bnnit, raptort, eeld. f.ni.l. troublr p.r
lywt, fewr, SMUSIOtid, .Kthrrt. i.itd thrn.t
rroiAle.. rtirutn.tt.m, ira.notNW.. goltr.
eoiuinBptlon, caturh. piles, hjdronU, !
Duals. Offlu Houm i A. M. to . M.
, ' CormilUtlon FrM
MT uUi Ff.nt g. M.dforrt. Or..
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