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uedford Mail tribune
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nlle, having leaaed wire Aaaoclated Preaa
amce.
Aworn daily aver nreulalion for ' its
anontha ending April 1st, 1024, 30A9, more (ban
double the circulation of any other paper pub-
llahed or circulated in Jackson uoutiy.
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Ye Smudge Pot
By A rtli or Perry.
The way to keep cool, in to keep
. cool.
In n statement Issued the fli-Ht oT
the week, Ilent y Kord says that Mr.
CoolJdgc Ih a rattling good president.
1 Fowler McCornilck, heir to the Unr
venter truHt millions who went to
work In overalls nix jnonlliH ago, has
,,lien promoted rind now wears u white
.jfrulliir. At the, time it wuh predicted
ills rfso would he rapid.
A Spanlnh gentleman by the name
of Don Juan Nepomueeno Htiriona
KonutotocQcagngeazocoeclia In dead.
Cuv Dolmen wan seen oil our streets
'from Kngle Point Tucs. Jta pretty
tiot to look so far.
llAltl,i:s CHAPLIN
j - ' (From "Time")
. So violently did (he vulgar Hasp
'him to Uh unclean bosom that the cul
iireil upper rhiKHert reJicled to, liny
mention of his name as they would to
a hathroom Juke rthey Haw tho point,
but would not he. caimht luUKhlm; at
It'. ThiH ruin of moonlight and ciiHtard
plfl, crust whs u creen pea off the
knives of the IntellifrentHfa until
Htuloni6ntH of his begun to appear In
the. public prcwH to tho effect that
"Solitude Is my only relief. . . I live
with Abstract thinkers, Spinoza. Scho
penhauer, Nietzsche, Water Pa,tcr
. '. .'Human contact makes, nio.i 111.
.'I . I resolve to retire to no mo Italian
litkn with my beloved Shelley, Keats
and violin. ... I um too trnKlc by
nature. , , . I don't Rlvo a damn
abbilt Anybody." . . . Critics took him
fin.' On tho strenBlh of his avowed
Iimchant for philosophical thought,
ihuy decided that lie was a Kenlus.
H. (I. Wells was proud to meet him.
tleorgo Itoruiud Khaw pavo htm a
. oou(In of handl ed wcll-choyeu words.
Moniiwhlle, (lentus Chaplin continued
16 ptil one foot In front of tho other
much tis before. He sat down In
crrs. Jle held babies In his lap. Ills
salary became 11.000,000 a year.
t ;Tho complicated mlsnnthroty which
enabled, him, his Interpreters declared
Ho love tho public and Hpurn humanity
did not preclude cerlain trifling Inves
tigation of the tenderer emotions.
One such inve-stlgatinn attempted In
ISMS with Mildred I larriM ended In a
divorce. She char Red that he starved
her, bo I drunk, lilt hard. To down
.tjio scurrlle rumor Jhat he had been
sepred by tho rod-hot lips of Actress
Pola NeRii, he last year married (in
Mexico) his leading lady, hllu Grey,
aged 10.
- In these slight ruffles ho retained
both bis composure uud his reticence,
tlrave, deliberate, toMtly, bn has Rone
on utllizliiR the genius with which few
who deify him as a thinker, apotheo
size him as a tragedian, credit him
tho genius fr being funny.
Hho lefr a note saying If they want
ed to find her to look In Homo Wes
tern st!ry niagiizine. Hft pnrents are
ut the eoaHt.(Halem Capital .lour
nul.) t.'nhiue hidltiR place.
Crossings still brat automobiles to
the locomotives,
Hhe Wertis a head of scrambled curls.
Or else its "Injun" straight, sir;
These modem typo 1 -pattern girls,
Who sport a larhircd pale, sir.
The former coiffures that they wore
Itrowli, gold or Titian red. sir
These days they din-U a barber s floor.
c )Hut not a woman's head. sir.
No mori' piled high tn luttroua coils,
Ih woman's crowning glory;
Revolt within our "ouIh sure bolls,
lint does not change the slory.
The young, the old. the 'middle-aged
Now haunt the shop of "beauty"
Where dally tragedies are staged
To l'nahinn'H snip-snip "duty."
The reason why their hair is ".dip"
Is mayhap near solution,
And though In augulMh we may sigh
'or beauty's dlNolutloii.
TU,c bobbed brails bob despite out
1 shocks.
And with each r.ephyr flirts
They've Hhnrtened up their flowing
: ,0', oo
To nintcb their sboitined skirts.
fc t Kansas, iV Star.)
'Fields find tw gtvo silent testt
hiony that the ruined crops of April
ure were defstatetl.
faj ' y
QUILL
Three ages of nun.: Pet, pi'tthiK, petty.
Almost every 'country in u free
Hut would the critics of the
noses T
The ritfht to make lioiiie-brew
huven't tried it. o
Tlifl engine that knocks is losing power. . The man who knocks
liiis little to lose.
Vou can alwiiys tell a new
mad at you.
All nature affords a warning.
untimely end while getting full.
The final test of hospitality is
vour home team.
Another thing that pride goeth
the tailor.
A conformist is one who had
than on the first page.
A European minority by any
as tbe communists do.
(iovcrnments derive their unjust powers from the. indifference
of the governed.
You see no monuments to prize
for are not natural resources.
The poker fiend .who once
plays bridge while be opens cans.
Nntioiml lioiuir never is very
everybody ean lick it.
If liis nnse is affixed Id a irindslone, you never hear li im emu
plain that his wife doesn't understand him.
Nature is progressive. By
enough to he caul ions, she takes
Another tiling that makes the
nine thai you look like thunder
Correct this sentence1 "Make
his helper., ; . ;;
RICHARD
Ol'T I heard of Kichnrd Hoe,, and when I crossed the vale,
I said, "I'll spend an hour so so with Richard in the jail.
I'll try to find the' reason why he's oft iliehind the bars, while
out of doors his neighbors fly in shining motor cars." I found
this Richard in bis cell,-all free, from griefs and fears, and ho
was fat, and looking well iiml shed no idle tears. Ho had no
feeling of disgrace, and he remarked to me, "The hoosegow is
a pleasant place, I care not to be free. In summer this old jail
is cool while toilers out of doors leave sweat behind them in a
pool, as they pursue their chores. In winter this old jail is Warm
and cozy as can be, and there's no howling arctic storm enn get
its hooks in 'me. They bring mo food three times n day, good,
honest, smoking hash, and for this grub I do not pay in labor
or in cash. What more ean any man desire thaii 1 receive in
jail? Why should I labor and, perspire for paltry rolls of kale!''
"There's such a thing as self-respect," I muttered, through
my veil; "it's born in men, but soon is wrecked by sojourn in n
jail. I hnpud to. find you in n mood tn barken to my rede, but
since you take that attitude, I'll-not advise or plead. 'Faf bet
ter shiver in the snow, or shrivel in the heat, than bask in com
fort, Richard Roe, with prison grub to eat.". . .. ......
FOR
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Mouldings, Cabinets of All Kinds
Our Constant Aim Is to Keep Our Quality and
Prices Absolutely Right.
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Do Not Order From Out-of-Town Concern! Before
r 1 Letting Us Figure on Your Bill. . 7 .
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WITH MEDFORD TRADE
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POINTS
country fur the discreet orthodox,
public toilet reiilly prefer bhiny
stilt is defended by those who
.
cop. lie thinks it "Ids duly to be
Muny u mosiputo comes to an
n guest who can't enthuse aboiil
before is u dismaying bill from
rather be at the dinner table
other, name might catch thunder
fighters. The prizes they fight
opened pots now has a wife who
(sensitive in a liind Unit knows
the time a man develops wisdom
him out of the way.
mountains appealing is the know!
in a bathing suit.
it snappy," cried the. plumber t"
A ,y ...; i
ROE.
SALE
. Oregon
IS MEDFORD MADE.
0
o
MrcnroRn maxi: tribute.
CKOSSAVOKD
. iuppity nop hop nor
8
Oil sec that eule lilflc 5-67-8-9! It has such 3-6-11 jutnpmp in
the tall grass. Do yo;i think ii is n 5-1U-13-H hiiiiny i-2 ij u a cfown
rabbit? Sec it 2-4-S-12 at 10-11 awful rate. Kun bunny! r Kun! I
will catch you if you do not I
i . Answer To Lam Puzzle -
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-C-l 0-17-2'B (Icon), 3-7-13 (oar). 19 -20-21-22 tsobn). 121S"lilo). U' 20 (su)i
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' ? J ' 'Oopyrtght, 1V2&, it Tht InttriioOimal Huilirnt
Personal Health Service
, By WILLIAM BRADY. M.
8lnad Itttara oarUlnlna to Mraonat
VMtntant. will ba anaworad bv Dr. Brady If
Lattara hould"b brief and written In Ink. Owlni to tha I arm numbar of latUra raoalvad, only
law on Da aniwarad hra. no rapiy oan oa maoa ui uana not ooniormini u inatruotiona
Addraat Dr. William Brady. Ir eara of thla nanmpapar.
Can. so of Apiiendicitls
, Tlil Is just a- bit of plain science,
hlch I fear Is still rather uncommon
sense and will continue to bo uncom
mon sense until we ran rid journalism
of I
a lot of the obi fogies who now sit
in editorial chairs
and oppose educa
tional progress with
all their might and
main.
In the March,
iyLT, number of .the
American Journal of
Pathology, Boston,
H. Wu rre n rc ports
sonic observations
from a study of SO
uses, of acute appendicitis, which led
to
tho conclusion- that acuto appendi
citis Ih not a specific disease due to
ono typo of organism such as a strep
tococcus, fls some surgeons assume.
' On tho contrary. Warren found the
colon bacillus ,( bacillus coll communis)
nlono responsible for the inflamma
tion In 25 of tho Oft cases and combin
ed with other nl-ganlsms in 'l cases.
Streptococcus hmnolyticus was found
aline (in pure culture) In six cases,
and combined' with tbe colon bacillus
In nine cases. Xrototis vulgaris nnU
bacillus pyocyaaeus were each fount!
In five cases. i
.Warren noticed that tho degree of
Inflammation did not vary much with
the type of organism found in tho In
fected tissue (not In the lumen or
cavity of the appendix). In one case
of lnflummntkwiaround the appendix,
in a child five years old. Warren
found pneumococciiH type I. In this
caso tho appendicitis was followed in
four days by lobar pneumococcus
type I.
Acute appendicitis, then, like ncute
tonsilitls. acute endocarditis (inflam
mation of the heart lining, the begin
ning of valvular disease) and acute
arthritis (Joint inflammation), miiy bo
caused by a variety of germs, us War
ren points out. This pathologist be
lieves, however, tlmt tho evidence Is
rather against tho Idea, that these
germs reach tho appendix tissues thru
tho blood stream. Wo have general
ly assumed that many cases of acute
appendicitis are of such origin, say n
pneumpcoccus appendicitis due to
pneumoeooel carried from the region
of the tonsils through the blood stream
to the appendix although wo have al
ways known that most cases of acute
appendicitis are due to colon bacillus
infocttoi), -and. tho colon bacillus Is a
noVninl 'Inhabftnnt of the. Intent inel
I have a mere theory that a woo bit
of plain or pure cod liver oil might
prevent many cases of appendicitis
a few drops a day would be sufficient
to supply the vitamin (vitamin A)
which not only prevents rickets ond
favors normal growth but probably
aids the body In resisting Infections.
This Is only a the'ory which I Just
fished out of my Inner consciousness
and I do not warrant It In nny way. ex
cept that It can do no harm. No ex
tract or emulsion or other substitute
for plain cod liver, oil should be used
If you seek the effect of the 'itamln.
No harm, though In Incorporating a
Ilttlo cod liver oil In your ha lid dress
ing Jf you like.- . . 1
More or less Hccidentai or Incidental
fnrtors nre still cited hm ponslhl
enn-
1924 BUICK SIX
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The Busy Corner Motor Co.
n-DF0Rr. orjoox. frtday. .tulv it, ioy
PUZZLE STORY
naaiOi ana hyfiaiM. not to 4 ! dlajinoaU er
atamDad. aalf addaad anvaioM la anoloaad.
tribullng' causes of appendicitis, such
as fecal concretions or foreign bodies
finding their way into the lumen of the
appendix (though this Is more likely
aa a result than" a cause of appcndicl
tlcs), Irritation tct up by pie.worms
(for which factor the evidence seems
more convincing), and external Injury
of the right lower quadrant of the ab
domen. Tho causes proposed by
fiuacks and short cut healers general
ly need not bo seriously considered.
QI KSTIOXS A XI) AXSWKUS.
No t ut and Dried Diet UstH.
If you have a diet list for persons
with arteriosclerosis or high blood
:ressup I would thank you for a copy.
(L. 1 G.)
Answer I havo no such diet lists.
I don't believe any cut and dried diet
lists are worth while. That is a popu
lar fancy based upon a misconcep
tion of the relation of food to health
and sickness. It Is as foolish to at
tempt to lnbd diet UsLs ns suited to
this or that disease ns It Is to label
diet lists as suited to this orthnt dis
ease as It is to label nostrums as
"cures" for. this or that disease.;, The
diet In any case, like tho medicine or
tho operation or other remedial meas
ure, should be adapted to the individ
ual requirements. The popular fancy
seems to be that nnybody who pur
jmrts to be n "specialist" or an "ex
pert" or to have particular knowledge
of foods not open to science every
where. Is competent to prescribe or lay
down a diet for any give ndisease con
dition. I could as well ,mnke a long
distance diagnosis of tho disease re
sponsible for your high blood pressure
ns I could tell you what you should or
should not eat. Not even In diabetes
can a "diet list" be arranged with ad
vantage to the patient, unless the
physician has Individual knowledge of
the patient's requirements in the sev
eral food materials..
Sure Firw
Ts vaccination a sure fire protec
tion against smallpox? Thanking you
In advance for a definite answer, I am
cordially yours, (It. C. IL. D. D. S.) ,
Answer It Is as suro flro protection
ns anything; we have in this world. In
my opinion. For how lonn the pro
tection conferred by vaccination may,
last. I have no idea, though I believe
It is lifelong. It Is n relative and not.
nn absolute Immunity,' nnd tlmreforo
the protection probably slowly dimin
ishes with the passing of years. One
who hijs bepn vaccinated In infancy or
early chlblhnood should therefore.
have another try at It If exposed to In
fection In time of epidemic after the
lapse of six to ten years. According
to In. Webster, nn unquestionable au
thority, you can't give thanks In ad-'
vance.
Tcnve the Down Alotio
Please tel me how to remove the
down from my face.- J always did have
some but it seems like ever since I had
my hair bobbed a year ngo It Just came
out all over my face. (Miss K. M.)
Answer 10 very woman's face Is
covered with down, which should 'he
lot alone, for shuvin.fr. . cither with u
razor nr with nny nf the chemical
solvents purporting to "destroy" su
perfluous hair, only stimulates the
down ttito henvier growth.
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"Walking back home Is one o'i th'
most- effective ways o' reducln',"
writes Miss Fawn Lippincut In th' cur
rent issue o' "Highways an' Byways."
It's jest about got around t' where a
feller might as well git fired as re
sign, so fer as th' public's concerned.
Timely Views ,
on World Topics
rrolilliltlun Is "liiiiniic.il Word," 1' J
Arc Told.
A rhnllenKO to Hie Antl-Snlnon
r.Piit;uo to chiinKf its niimn unci to in
vent a new wind to take the iilac-e of
"iiroliibMiin" that will bo inuru popu
lar "with the new (ji'iicrutioll. was flunK
. . at tho Prohibition
anil Law- Knforce-
m e n t conference
last week at ltouml
Ijike. X. Y., by
Dallas Lore Sharp,
the author.
' "Get rid of this
d o u b 1 e damned
word prohibition,"
ho said, "Vou, did
vour work well as
an A n t l-Saloon
League, but there
are no more sa
loons. It's time for
you to disband and
reorganize under a
liALUtflflfttSitaW
- : new name that will
mean .something to tho young people
of today. Kvcry time you use the
word' prohibition you begin as fail
ures, because It is a word hateful to
every normal human, being.
. '.'Vim must find something con.
Htructivo that will appeal to tho love
of adventure, that will emphasize the
constructive, good results of putting
down the lbpiur habit. You must
adopt the same method that lias been
uspd in the wild game conservation
movement, when wo annealed to the
huntsnianfs hope oX delight In the fu-
. (ure and taught him to enjoy the beau.
hies of wild life without a gun
Alunj-s n "Criminal Xtitinu"
"There Ih nothing ixlriorinal in (lie
American hehavior about piohlhltlyn.
Wo havo always heen a Vriniinal na
tion.' . It Is our pastime to make laws
and our second pastime to break them.
Tho prohibition law is not broken any
more than the .Sherman nntl-trust law.
as recent confcsKsions In the mlilillo
west reveal. It is Inherent , in the
American nature to defy aulhorUy,
and n grant class nt our modern law
breakers represented by Jcicholas -Murray
liutler drink because it is their
patriotic duty. Tho more law you
hrinj; to bear on them tho more they
orcaK it. -moy seem to think that
because thin country was founded on
an act of defiance therefore they must
commuo 11, defy lest they provo them
seives sometliliig other than true .Nor
dics.
Mr. Sharp admitted after his speech
mac ne could suKiiest no fittim- sub
slltuto for the word "prohibition" 01
"untlrsaloon " but said it should car
ry tho idea, of social conservation In
picnirewipie ppraseoloir
Candidate Principal
Medford High School
Medford, Ore., July 17, 1923
This is public announcement of my
tiumiuacy tor me .position nt principal
of Metlfnrd hish, school, lately resigned
oj rroi. u. u. Campbell.
The selection of Mr. Campbell's
auccessor is a matter of supreme im
portance to tho people of Medford.
Thorn should bo no mistake in chooa.
Iiib the person who is to Kulde the
mental, moral nud spiritual welfare nf
the younoi men and w omen who attend
our li imi sciiunl,
My lifo nnd, character Is well known
to most of tlm patrons and citizens nf
Medford, and I heartily solicit the
support of my rriends in my candidacy.
My education, -.trilininK and' success
ful experience rfs school superintend
ent nnd teacher fully Juki If ion mo in
seekiiiK this position. My credentials
arc In the hands' of Supt. K. II. lled-
ricK ana ther ' teachers committee
Kontlemcn Klmer K. Wilson, N. II.
Franklin and, A. H. Miller. Advise
thorn if you'fhfor'my election.
Sincerely yours, -
E. M. IIUSSOXO.
Adv.
Wong Pon
Chinese
Medicine
For Treatment of
Acnto nnd Chronic
IHnoAsra of Men
and Women,
CtDcr ind tumor treatH, toflrmtt, kid.
My. blu.Mr j.wI rtamaeh trout, fit,
hernia, niiturt, cold, frmu troubles, par
lju fetor, nf imoiut. aftthma iod. throat
trouble, rti en mutism, amenorrhofa, goitre,
con iimp Hon, utarrb, plltav hydrocele, al
bumin. Off I Houn; 9 ft. M. to 8 P. M.
Con iu Itatlon Fr
g4tgoi;(h Fivgt St. MxlforK, Qr.
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law
Children's Uictorial :
Cross Woril . I'ljzzle
Kunnint; Across. i
Word 1. In the picture.
Word 4. The low noise made in
the throat hy a froj;.
1 Word 6. To name in their proper
order the letters of a word.
Word 9. Skill. !
Running Down.
Word t. A conjunction.
Vord 2. Surprise or astonish
ment. Word 8. A southern slate . Ab
breviated. Word 4. liarnyard animal,
riural.
Word 5. , To put to death:'
Word 7. Another' ndiiie for
father.
Word 8. An army. officer..; Ab
breviated. .
mm story,
D1TMMII
Iiir.LIXCs, .Mont., July 17. (A. I.)
Fivo unhlentiriod jioisuns wore killed
and two otlu-rs injured aqriously hero
early today when a CIikaKo,. JlurlliiB
lon and tjuiney )i(s.seiiKor train crash
ed into an enclosed automobile at a
grade croHinfj.
Tho car was ground to bits and the
bodies .of the .victims .scut L wed ulo.ng
tho riyht of way. '' '
Itrdish Workers L'nMo A
LONDON, July 17. (A. 1) A "on
ference of t ratio union ex cu liven
meotinff hero today approved a plan
for a great eonHtdidatioti alllunco em
hi'atniiK millions of British workers,
including 'miners, 'railway mn; engi
neers, ship builders und..,,-transport
laborers. " , ;J . .. :., r '
Our paint sticketh
closer than a
brother.
All of llto's fessons
nro not learned in
school. Tho lesson or
paint's pr o t c c t i o n
conies from experi
ence: Wo. know (hat
tMiit is the best pro
tective policy. Whs
do wo put It off?
Follow Peter Pdinf 's AduicaL
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