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Ye Smudge Pot
Bj Arthur Perry.
Winter has boon Hitting In the lap
of ftprlng long enough, und Spring's
foot must he asleep.
The President disapproves of the
"use of gas In war." It would not
hurl any to Hhut off Home of the
pence time nupply.
Secretary Jnrdlne Is coming June
IfBth, and no doubt somebody will call
him Secretary Jardiniere.
HORRORS OF TltlTII
(Press Dispatch)
Judges, prosecuting officers and
members of lcKlHlativc bodies,
both national and state, talk, act
ohd vote one way and daily drink
another. They have neither the
courage to voice their true opin
. Ions nor the cha meter to conform
their private conduct to their
public professions. '
Nobody is buying the smutty mnga-
alnefl, the disappearing piles in front
of tho newsstands being duo to evap
oration. i 1 Gooseberries nre ripe. A gooseberry
being1 a ulster to the carrot, the latter
being occasionally found in soup. The
gooseberry is used in plea, und if pro
perly approached will squirt like a
grapefruit.' A gooseberry In good
health, findH no trouble In penetrat
ing the nincademteed lower crust of a
pie. On the bush the gooseberry Is
not bothered by tourists; uphills, or
woodpeckers,
A dog owned by Lester MnCann
had to bo shot as It was acting like
a rabbi. Ho gave that family u good
Mure. ( Ua k or, O re., l)e m ocrn t . )
My gosh!
William Jennings Bryan says he
rlH stop talking when the monkey
ttial Is ended, which is no sign he
will cease speaking.
IIKRK'.H VOIR M KHALI
(Ktiut Mills Sentinel)
Karly und lute, to the eminent
jeopardy of our intestinal tract,
wo have preached vociferously
tho doctrine of spending home
money with tho home merchants.
Inflating of molehills into Roxy
Ann's continues unabated among our
professlonat civic disturbers.
Every once In so often a kid shows
up on the Main Stem gulping a sugar
coated piece of broad and butter, and
falls over a dog asleep on the side
walk, while watching a newlywed
couple being escorted through the
business district on the bow of a 4il.
The Notro Dame system will be
used by the UofO football team next
fall. Here is a chance for a religious
fuss, and the revealing of a pupal plot
to sneak up on the kampus.
EIXSTKIX TMKOHY COXriHMKI)
(Salem Capital ttnurnal)
NIAGARA KALLH. Out.. May
. 21. (A. P.) "Kour-polnt-four
beer went on sale here this morn
ing and thirty Americans flocked
across the International bridges
in hundreds to sample It,
Will you please tell uu if it's proper
to allow a,, dear friend to kiss you
lifter hringhig you home ut night?
(Portland Telegram.) Yes, Haroict.
KCI1CNCK
Some leurned gent
With beetling brow
Steps to the , fore
And tells us now
Thut man Is what
He eats. Just that,
Which ought to knock
Man's ego flat.
There's naught In that
To puff and please
A haughty gent
Who's fond of cheese;
Nor can It swell
The heads of men
. To he the fruits
Of hog and hen.
And Surely they
Are much put out
Who find they're Just
Some saur-krnut!
Or Is thnt man
More sadly cursed
Who needs imisf be
, A Wienerwurst ?
The girls, of course,
Tome out A top: -
JCach la. no doubt,
A lollypop.
.'But fthowtan guess,
However rash, ,
What Is a gent
Who feeds on hush?
, . iBultlmore Sun.)
IT MUST
f EDF0RD pledged herself to
I. tional Gunrd to Crater Lake.
To date less than half this number
Needier to say this pledjre must be carried out. It is too late
now to consider the question from any standpoint hut that of Med
ford's reputation and iood faith.
To assume this gigantic: undertaking for it is a gigantic under
taking may have been wise or unwise. That is not the point. The
point is t he obligation has been
now, is simply unthinkable.
I'rettv phrases, however, won't
will ('hautauqna salutes.
Kvery citizen of Medford, who
this trip or donate the car for the
filled and Medford 'k deserved reputation is to he sustained.
RESTORING CONFIDENCE IN ENGLAND.
IN illh FAC'K of unemployment
trade. Stanley Haldwin. British
ing the strife between capital and labor and in making a start at
least toward the solution of the multiplicity of problems, which
have troubled Groat Britain since early in the war. That the Hald
win administration has been a success, none will doubt.
When one succeeds after others hiivo failed tho niihlin lodks
rround for the reason. The reason for tjie success of the Baldwin
premiership seems to lie in his genius for obtaining co-operation be
tween all groups. The method by which he obtains this singleness
of purpose is explained in his own words, "Confidence 'breeds con
fidence, and I would give it in the fullest and largest deirree."
For tho benefit of his countrv
labor and consumer Baldwin is instilling into every branch of Brit
ish life the thought that lhn nmhl eniR of t.lin British TCmnitn nre
the common problems of nil of tlicm
toward their solution.
Another leKSOIl lllP nnV llrifisll
Of Enirllliul 1H tllllt the Solutions of
worked out grnduiilly and nt a snail's pace, l'ainful experience has
i.uiniu uie jrmsn unit mere is only disappointment in those reme
dies Kiiarnnteed to work an instantaneous cure.
QUILL
Well, America ns would be hard
ple began to covet their natural
They have found platinum nenr
Now all they need is a factory to
Grass quickly obliterates the sears of battle and all trace of the
labor you did on the lawn last week.
..''Jlornla'' usually iiieniis your
the soft jobs and not kick about doinu the dirt v work.
It is a queer world, and there
who couldn't name a mere half-dozen film stars.
Observing the frirls flash 'by nt
that a horse once had to be "so
COMMUNICATIONS
Vrgos Support of Chautauqua.
To the Kdltor:
As advertised, tho Elllson-Whlte
Chautauqua came to Medford last
Saturday for a six-day program
which ends next Friday. Each
number given so far has been well
worth the price of an entire season
ticket not only from the standpoint
of entertainment, but the Inspiration
and Rood to be drawn from them.
Surely no man or woman, boy or girl,
could fall to receive inspiration from
such entertainments as those of Mr.
Alton Packard with his splendid car
toon work und songs and mimicry,
also the story by Captain Oudmund
son is bound to have a wonderfully
good Influenco upon its hearers. And
the musical numbers are delightfully
different.
Yet a large percentage of people
of this locality take no Interest in
attending Chautauqua or in urging
RipplingRhimos
ty Walt
THE CHECK BOOK.
TIIR MRRCIIANTS in this town of Heck are always plad to
get my trade, for when I buy I write a cheek, I ask no
tick, the bill is paid. The merchant princes ""of tho town look
rather pale around the pills, for they grow weary runniiiK
down the men who do not pay their bills. And they admire
the stately pent who packs his check book fro and to, that lc
may pay up every cent, when buying hens or liquid plue. And
be, that stately pent, appears like Caesar on the villapc street, he
swells his chest and wnps his ears, nnd nobly wields his hiiuphty
feet. He meets all people eye to eye, his bosom knows no cra
ven dread, he does not owe for pup or pie, for bran or brisket,
broth or bread, lie flaunts his eheek'book in the store where
he has boupht a quilting frame; upon the slate behind the door
no poods are chalked npninst his nanie. And when lie goes to
blow some eoiff he do's it wit a lordly air, he orders worst or
tenderloin as iiionarehs might, if they were there. The man who
alwj-fs In debt, acquires nu abjit, slinking niivn; be
off Ihe old bill yet. nnd wants In
1'iereliaiit prills let him wait until the payinir 9iiies aregoue;
they're always speaking of the slate and his account inscribed
thereon. He's humbled in a score of. waysOhe's jolted in his
self-respect, and he's pursue throughout his days, by people
anxious to collect.
BE DONE.
take the members of Oregon Ka-
To do this, (KM) cars are needed.
has been secured.
assumed, and for Medford to fail
put this proposition over. Nor
has a ear, must agree to take
trip, if this pledge is to be ful
and threatened loss of foreign
premier. has succeeded in nnell-
and for tho uiIfmo nf nunitnl
iukI that nil must work together
cinvnpunmnt line fnmrlit tltn rmnnln
tilt, pniintl-v'u npnlJnmo m.iut ho
POINTS
to "subdue" if some other peo
resources.
the diamond mines in Africa.
make boudoir caps.
'duty to lot somebody else have
arc creat and successful people
sixty miles, it is hard to believe
fteutle a woman could drive It."
their children or anybody else's chil
dren to see and hear these wonder
fully Inspiring people who come to
us on the Chautauqua circuit and
offer their program at a figure
that Is easily within roach of the
average purse.
Nest winter, perhaps sooner, Med
ford merchants will be again facing
the petty thefts and depredations
that occur from time to time, yet
many of them are refusing insur
ance of the finest kind against such
plunderers .when they refuse to sup
port the comparatively few forms
of wholesome entertainments for the
young people (as well as older ones)
that come to this valley. Vou be
lieve that "an ounce of prevention
is worth n pound of cure," then why
not furnish the young people such
delightfully inspiring entertainments
as Chautauqua provides for them in
stead of a Judge and Jury and ro
form school later on
Think it over, folks, which way
Is best?
M US. P. F. CLOSE,
Medford, Juno 9.
Mason
can t pay
hoy some I HI is green. me
, m 'I' I- .
XT .1
CROSS-WORD
IN
'jj 3
June 1-4 the month of 2-3-4-5-6, so they say, but I am sure roses
bloom 7-8-9 on 22-23 to the fall.
I found a rose 35-36-37 in our garden in December. One very
2-H-13-18-21-31 finds roses in winter, however. 18-19-20-21 sifnee that
time I have looked 33-34 our bushes 5-10-15-21-26 day.
28-29 you like roses 33-38 much as you do lilies 3-9 do you like
them both? We have almost a dozen rose bushes in our garden
we have 14-15-161
30-31 Ma says it's a 6-11-16 to pluck (lowers 17-23-28 then let
them die. She says flowers feed her 38-39-40-41.
Croihei 14-20-25 said the red roses look as if their 25-26-27 might
come off 29-32-34-39 something. I don't believe they are dyed. Do
you ?
All our roses seem to 10-11-12 with one another to be the very
prettiest rose in the garden.
' Answer To Last Puzzle
1-2 (of), 69 (go), 34-36 (on), 1718-19 (car), 37-39 (Ed), 33-34 (to),
2829-30 (use). 35-36-37 (one), 17-21-23-26-28-31 33-35-38 (conductor),
2-3-68-12 (fares). 7-8 (he). 10-15 (me). 10-1M2-13-14 IMoses). 20 21 22
(lol). 4 5 (or). 4-711 (oho), 25-27-30-32 (toes), 1316-19 (ear), 18-22 24
(ale), 23-24-25 (net).
Cdtiyright, 1!)2S. by The International Syndicate
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D
8lgnsd (altera parulnlng to Mrtonai nMilh im hytim, not to dlauM dlatnotlt o
TMtmwit, will bo anowrd by Or. Brady If atamDod, oalf addS-Mood anvalopo lo anoloaad
ttra hould"ba brief and wrlttan In Ink. Owlna to tha laroo numbar of UHara raealvad. onh
faw oan ba antwarad nor. No rply oan ba
aaraai or. .William braay, ir "ra of utit nawapapor.
Wc's Hotter in
Nowadays in certain ways we're
getting better and shelter, as I, a
well-meaning1 pessimist, I should say,
am bound to admlt, yet candor com
pels me and 1
confess I enjoy
lining driven by
candor to qualify
this admission by
V,a(lding that we
,.Sem -to bo t just
marking'' tlmd-
maybe falling back
In other ways.
These observations
apply only to our
physical well being. As I view the
situation', our general progress Ini
health is rather like that of a can-i
didly obese wmonn 'getting out of n
flivver If you catok her In the acti
you think Hho is Just getting in.
Tho lines" along which was nre
making good progress in health
building are mainly passive, for. In t
our attitude toward health better-1
ment plans we are much like the
old churl who, toward tho end, con
sented to have a regular doctor at-,
tend to him, but he assured the doc-j
tor he had summoned him only to
ptense some anxious relatives nnd he, j
himself, had no fnlth whatever in j
doctors or their pills and potions
Tho doctor blithely responded that
such a triflo made no difference at
all a mule has no faith in a veteri
narian, but the veterinarian goes
right ahead and cures him just the,
same. Typhoid fever which was for-J
merly In. our midst as regularly as
the autumn rolled ' around, is nowl
becoming a curiosity, it is so rare'
in civilized communities. The reason
for this is not flattering to our In
telligence, for It is wholly due to the
sanitary precautions taken in our be
half nnd generally' without our;
knowledge or consent, by the public
health authorities, and not In the,
slightest degree to any interest or
effort of ours as individuals. I
Idle speculation and half baked
theories aside, there is no known
measure, no secret of .diet, bnthing.
exercise or thought .whereby an Indi
vidual can insure himself against
the chance of infection with typhoid
fever. It doesn't make n particle of
difference 'whether he keeps fit or
not. Typhoid bacilli have never
shown any preference for unfit per
sons, nor have they shown any pref
erence for the system or blood of
persons who are "full of poisons"
according to tho half-baked theory
of a certain shortcut healing cult.
An athlete in perfect physical con
dition, a vegetarian of the strictest
type, a healthy vigorous young per
son who religiously obeys every law
of personal hygiene, or a simpleton
freshly fortified by, any of the new
fangled cult methods ls quite as
likely to develop typhoid fever if ex
posed to Infection ns Is anybody else.
And such an individual, even though
he has no belief n doctors or no
faith In what he childishly cnlls the
'germ theory." is just as readily tin-1
munizeri against typhoid infection by
the prophylactic hacterin or "antity-'
phold vaccination" ns is the doctor
himself. No doubt a few thousands
of the men so Immunized In thej
armies In the world war had no faith
In such methods, hut strangely
enough typhoid fever didn't partici
pate in the casualty lists In the
world war.
The conquest of typhoid fever is
only one of ma ox ureut blessing con
ferred upon a pensive people by our
iclh" !i'iio am hor 14V. and the
conn ii0 1 of typaVid frvcr is only In
part founded upon personal immuni
zation with typhobacterin. Much
edit must be given the universal
care taken to prevent-epidemics thru
pollution of putilfc water siQilles
and the general practice of chlorina
tion of such water.
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PUZZLE0 STORY .
JUNE
mada to vuariaa not oonforalng to Inatruotlon
Some Ways.
Another time we'll endeavor to ex
plain why personal health better
ment is so backward as compared
with the steady progress of public
health protection.
QVll:STIOXS AND ANSWERS.
Fond fo Company.
I am going with a married man
with a family. Is it right? C. T. W.
Answer Well, some married men
are.'' 'net tor company than their fami
lies and others are vice versa. I
am unable to say whether tho vice
Is versa in your case or not.
CoIIego Physiology.
Our professor of physiology told
our class (freshman) that the women
today can wear narrower shoes be
cause they remove the little toe.
and after a while they would be
able to walk even without toes, that
we will become n toeless generation,
rs all this possible? H. R. O.
Answer It is possible to walk In
a clumsy manner after one or more
toes have been removed. An indi
vidual may stump about after the
toss of nil the toes. The amputa
tion of any except the great toe
scarcely affects the gait, that is, the
loss of one toe does not cause limp
ing. Sand for the Kids.
Is whUo sand injurious for chil
dren to play in? J. M. J.
vnarr io Kinu oi sana is inju
rious for children to play in. Any
sand pile may become polluted, how
ever, by the excrement of children
or animals so that children In It
may be Infested with the invisibly
miall eggs of various intestinal para
sites. This risk, however. Is out
weighed by the benefit to health
from t open air play In the sand pile.
The sand pile should be rather In a
sunny spot than In a spot always in
the shade. Every kid should have a
sand pile to play in.
Yeast and Beef.
You Informed a correspondent that
"yeast Is as nutritious as beef steak,
pound for pound." Have you not
slightly overstated the matter? Com
pressed yeast contains 11.7 per cent
of protein, whereas beef steak con
tains up to 21 per cent. Of course,
yeast contains 21 per cent of carbo
hydrate, while beef contains none.
C. R. M..
Answer Beef steak, as purchased,
averages from J2 to 14 per cent pro
tein. It yields from 635 to 1000
calories to the pound, as purchased.
Yeast yields 625 calories to the
pound. Yeast is rich in vitamin and
beef steak is poor In vitamin. Yeast
contains more mineral matter than
beef Bteak. Tho protein of yeast is
of good quality and quite as suit
able as the protein of beef. So I do
not think I overstated anything. It
does not Imply that yeast is a satis
factory form of food for man.
THAT
COZY NOOK
Main and Riverside
for
Fresfc Country
. Buttermilk
Sandwiches
Coffet mad
in acoffee p
frsh every hou.
Portland and Ian Francisco
Newspapers
and
Medford Mall Tribune
"O, I reckon ther's good luisban's
niV bad husban's, but Pd study a long
wlille berorti I'd marry another man
Uiat ex,et'ted me t' blossom out after
raisin' seven children," sighed Mrs. Joe
Kite, t'day. What gits me is how
them French alarmists who are wor
rying' over what President von llin
dcnburg'H got up his sleeve, luippeiicd
t' overlook his vest.
George II. Williams.
Missouri's new senator, George H.
Williams, who was named by the
governor to succeed the late Seldon
P. Spencer has
practiced 1 a w In
St. Louis since
1897 and has been
Identified with the
Republican state
organization for
many years. He
is 54 years old and
was born in Cali
fornia, Mo., De
cember 1, 18 7 1.
He was the son of
Circuit Judge J.
M. Williams. He
attended elemen
tary and high
GfcO. WILLI fttVis
schools In California and took one
year of college preparatory work at
Drury college, Springfield. He enter
ed Princeton university and was
graduated in 1894 with an A. B. de
gree.
Taught hi High School.
Williams then became an instruct
or of Latin In a high school in Cali
fornia, meanwhile reading law in
the office of his father. One year
later, he entered the Washington
university law school and wns
graduated in 1897. Of late he has
specialized as attorney for banks and
large commercial and , industrial in
terests. He was a delegate at large to the
Republican state conventions of 1900.
1902 and 1904, and at the latter
wrote the party's platform. . He then
became a member of the Republican
city committee from the twenty
eighth ward, and subsequently its
treasurer. His nomination for the
circuit ' bench followed in 1906 and
he was elected, serving until his
resignation In 1912.
While on the bench he re-drafted
the Juvenile court law of the state
in its present form. He served four
years as chairman of the board of
children's guardians and resigned in
1920, after twelve years as a member
of the board.
On the U. O. P. Kxccutivc Body.
Williams was a delegate-at-large
to the constitutional convention in
1922-23 and was chairman of the
committee on phraseology and ar
rangements, and a member of the
committee on submission and advices
to the people He was chairman of
the committee on resolutions nt the
state convention at Springfield last
year. He Is now a member of the
executive committee of the republi
can state committee.
Williams Is married and has two
sons, Stewart, 22, who is in busi-'
nesd here, and Howard, 20. a law
student at Washington university.
His wife Is the former Miss Harriet
Stewart.
V' A Crack Golf Shot.
His favorite form of recreation is
golf, at which he is proficient, riay
inir recently In Jefferson Citv he
completed the 9-hole course in 33 j
strokes and recently completed the
St. Louis Country Club course in 79
An unusual feature of his appoint
ment wns his recommendation by
Robert H. Davis of Fredericktown
Mo., who generally was regarded ns
his only rival for the favor of Gov
ernor Raker.
Safety First
Clean Windshields
Dirty windshields and windows
are dangerous. A bottle of
MOLE will Jteep your car clean
a year. MOLE, the new liquid,
cleans and polishes glass in half
time without water, f-
soap, powder or paste.
No muss or fuss.
riUbIS
"Digs under
the dirt"
all Grocer
Mason, Ehrman & Co., Distributors
Phone 144
Who's Who
CliiltJ'cn'sol'ictoiia!
Cross Word 511ZZ'
HOW YO SOLVr PUZZLE.
The words start in tte numbet
square!) and run either across or
down. (Inly one letter is placed 13
earh white square. If the proper
words arc found each combination
ot letters in Ihe while squares
will form words. The key In
puzzle Ihe lirst word is Riven in
the drawing. Below are keys to
Ihe other words.
" El IVaMant
Kunning Across.
I. In the picture.
Word I.
Word 4.
W ord b.
uret'iatiun.
Word V.
Word 8.
A carpenter s tool.
A rout hern state. A by
Relations.
Company. Abbreviated,
i' resent indicative of
Word U.
the verb "be."
Word 1U. Another
rather.
word tor
Word 11. A croup of
Islands
iwned by rnicl States
in the
i'uciiic. ADbrevihtion.
'Wor- A type of monkey.
Word 13. A city in Alaska.
Running Down.
Word I. A dried fruit noted
or iis iron
Word 2. Io possess.
Word 3. lo rfet away from.
Word 4. What children do with
a rope.
Word 6. A system of words or
other symbols used to take the
place of ordinary words in a mes
sage. Word 10 A structure built to
hold Lack water,
YESTKKDAY'S PUZZLE
ANSWERED.
Poems That Live
Ode.
We are tho music-makers.
And we are tho dreamers of
dreams,
AVandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
World losers and world forsake is.
On whom the pale moon gleaniu, .
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world forever. It seems.
With wonderful deathless ditties
We build up the world's great cities,
And out of a fabulous story
We- wash ion an empire's glory,
One man with a dream, at pleasure.
Shall go forth and conquer a
crown; ' . . . .
And three with a new song's measure
Can trample an empire down.
We, In the ages lying
In the buried past of the earth,
Built Ninevah with our sighing,
And Babel itself with our' mirth;
And oVrthrew them with prophe
sying To the old of tho new world's
worth.
For each age Is n dream that is
dying
Or one that is coming to birth.
Arthur O'Shaughnossy.
Wong Pon
Chines
PVtr TvnlmcK of
Arotp anf ckrnk
WscwaM nf fttbn
mi WntnVi.
C"mIm- t"",.r !""". M-
tfM X.. ., ' """ and throt
fottra.
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