HfTlTfFOftB MATT, TKTTnTyffi. MTJ)fOmr OKKflOy. MONDAY, MAY 18, 1925 mbbORD Mail Xiziblnj; AH INDEPENDENT NKWSl'5ipf rVBLlSUED EKV AKTKKNUOH AM , SUNDAY, BY THE y MBl'Ol.l I'RIN'.'INO QO. TT Ufdford Sunday Horning Bun 1 tanM"" ktut-rtbcta Uirui Ui evudty dally ontoa: Hull Trlbun Bulldlnc. I67- Borth fir itfttt. Phon 76. A oonnoltdstion of Ui nmnerclv Tim, th raiord Mull, lit Mrmuru inuum, u tro Oregoiitan, tbe AstiUi-d Trlbui.. KOHRltT W. kTlll., E-lttor. 8. NUU I'TKB SMITH. lUimifW. Uu U.ll In ilvnti.a Daily, wiU) Huiulay Sun, year 7,5'''i Uriliy, Willi Huno.iy nun, nunun " Daily, without Hutiduy Hun, year 0.60 Dally, without Kumtuy Hun, mouth ... .0( Wi'kly Uuil Tribune, out year.. SO" Smular Hun, one year 1-00 Hi OAHMIUR In Medford, Aahlmid, Jarkaon MU, Central 1'olnt, I'hoenlx, Talent and on iMIy. with Sunday Sun, month $ .76 titr. without Sunday Hun, month Ob Dfctly, wltttout Hunduy Sun, one year... 7.60 Lilly, wtth Sunday Hun, one year 8.60 iU terma by carrier, cash In advance. Rtittred aecond-claas matter at Medford 0vmi, under act of March 8, 1S7B. Tl' only iaper between Alfcim), Ore., and Vttifto; California, a distance of over 400 having leaicd wire Associated Preaa TVlC. ' MhatlikltH OF TDK snrsnrnvrrm rRESS. fbe Aaaoclated I'rem la eiduaively entitle to thf ua for republication of all newa dla Mlrhen crdltd to It or not othcrwlae credited b -thla paper, and alao to the local newa pub tUhaii berrin. All right a of republication of aptctal dla Ye Smudge Pot Iij Arthur retry. Tho UhuiU number of curves fulled to Htralghtcn out prumptly Sunday, enUMng phono poles and hAip posts to run down nutolsts. ' fjftlem reformers have started war or) the olry gowns worn by young ladles In May dances, and short pdhtlofl worn by college athletes. Veil ItadeiH phifuld bo compelled to keep their sh(rt-talls anchored. . 'Putch" Hhnw mndo a protracted call ,nt the humq of MIhb Hertto Kail Tuesday evening. (Montunuo Mes senger.) ' Some more of everybody's bUIilllCNS. ' -(dales continue to flaunt tho tie (riat blinds.,. Tho much abused Fnteoe Arbucklo. fk , lively winner who formerly, throw fjustard pie entertainingly In the trio. vies, andof Into tho especlul tnr got of mints throwing the well kfipwn flhd stono, was married Satur day. Tho account of tho nuptials ln-fdi-ms tho world that tho parties In volved "hnvo similar tastes In litora- whlch Is nice. f ;l; i KTAIITMNO CANPOIl ' y ' ' (Prom mi Ad.) (.,Wo! Will glvo absolutely froo .a '. nflw Aluminum ulcnnll for nny ,01(1 ono Jlrlllo fullB to I'lcun. Over Ixty 'million puokusos of Brlllo 'hav boon wold, but no iiurchnHcr htlH iwor rocolvcd n new utonHll i. utldaf, tlio tormii of thlH gunrantoo. To tuto of Oronon will liani? two mrp lrldfty. Tho culm dcltberuU'iu'HH with which tho orricinin in cnnrKi' prfefitire for tho douhlo lini-b!irlty '.npcnkd volumoB. ono unfin'tunuto soul ddnmed to tho noottc, ban n broken baoki nnd will bo ihuukpu Into otor- tllly. Btrnppod to a boiud. ThlH will bo nomothliiB uiiluuo In tho wuy of IhgnllX'd HlnUKhtcr, Iiihui'Iiik hotter thnn avoruKo jiromlncnco to the hnnthonlnh horror In tho press ofNtho nation. ' ' COMI'AXY 't (Itiiltliiioru Sun) 'tho best nuiiklns nppeurod on the dining table. Dad remembered to wear his coat when ho went to the table, and tho children were warned to bso tho butter knlto. Tho head of the visiting klan was alven oppor tunity to ask tho bloHsIn'; mother apologized becuuso her biscuits were not as llRht as uhusI; three of tho children, nervous by reason of their anxiety to bo virtuous, spilled nrnvy on tho table; and nobody wasted tlnio In ldlo conversation. Out In tho kitchen Hilda had her cousin to help with tho extra dishes, and at intervals ono of these appeared with another plate of hot biscuits or the coffeo pot. Two fat hens, with accessories, barely MUfflcod for tho major part of the meal, and theso were followed by pre serves and Jellies that tho elder folk wflro urged to "try." Mr. F. Cerdes Is onlni'KlnR his tooth nnd Jaw gymnasium. Mr. tiordes puts moro suup In the carrots than tho luw roqulres. ..( tlOt'till. HI T ItHJIlT (CorYHllls (;ar.ettr-Tluu'H) Amy. Lowell died suddenly Monday, ns the result of a para lytic stroke which came on unex- f ' pectedly. if tho troth wero known,. It prnl)ahly restilted from Alt effort oh her part to under " ', htund sonto of the cuhlst verso '' fthd written last year. Next tti farmet's. antl 4ds, notbloK needs fixing so much as the younger tiet, 'The little sons-of-guns now lack "chetnlcal balance." - A new civic club Is liiig Initiated. It Will fill n long felt want, and stand for longer whiskers on hrarded bar ley. ; l.ONti A(Jt) There wrts a 'tlmo when maids were ' coy And gentln was their mien: They spoko In accepts sweet and low And shrank from, being seen; They exercised a wise restraint. Were modest In their pose; They blushed without the aid of paint And w-o sufficient eluines. Hut thnt was long ago, oh, very long ago! Today they gab In ni'"lis tones And gad nbotit sans chaperons And kick their heels nnd wave their paws And drape 'themselves in scanty gauge Jt never should he so, It never should 4)ic so, (Kxchnnge) A GOOD SIGN. THE Sunday On-goiiitin ilcclnri's the truck tyul motor bus refer- end mil is Jiaviii"; liard hNmUIih. W'a hope the, Orcgonian s correct. This nieasiire liassetl by the I apparently, but the truck and ion't care to pay a tax if the same, can bu avoided. The practical effect of a referendum would be, not to vtpeal tin' measure, but merely to postpone its operation for a period of Kcvural months. Such a postponement woidd a.'ul a'wtrikiiij; example of the abdse of the referendum privelege. ?f the pctplo of t lie state lire petitions, then there is really hope, Oregon system, so that it will advance rather than retard the pro gress of g.wd government. For sueh Ji refusal would denUonslritte that the people arc begin ning to use incrimination and restraint, in the business of put ting signatures iW petitions regardless of the character of the move bent behind the solicilation. Heretofore, it hs bevn generally acknowledged that the only ob stacle to securing signatures, regardless of what the signatures m olved, was money, dperienced ted that with sufficient' .funds thfe people would sign anything and experience in this state, )aa demonstrated at least a tendency in this direction. lint if the truck and motor then this contention can n longer be true. For the referendum movement has been generously financed. Lack of signatures can onr,y mean that the people of the state have at last awakened to the .dangers of our miscalled "pure De mocracy" and realize nt last th'.ty direct political action can be used to benefit selfish interests at tlri expense of the people, unless the people themselves, have the intclVignee and initiative to prevent it. QUILL The mills of the gods grind slowly, which proves that they aren't gin mills. The most difficult place to support the franc is on the end of a bayonet. The sap rises in spring, of absurdity. In Perhaps Kurope calls Americans ShyrVeks because they are try ing to take off flesh. It is easier to hide behind a on a hook in the closet. j . . Prospermia, times . are thoso give to those who demand more Borrowing a lawn mower has and call it a political debt." Some of tie idiots who can't comfortable in high-powered cars. Three Missouri towns are now utatcs the men understand without Correct this sentence: "My wife is dieting," said he, "but she keeps on preparing fine meals for me." One reason why colleges "turn out so many first-class men is be cause first-class men matriculate. The way to produce an ass then let Nature take its course. It may be a mere coincidence, but those who believe in hell Hud calomel arc nearly always the same people. Evolution is slow. A million years of upward climbing, nnd not moro than fifty good tliird-basemen iu the land. The most interesting part of be included in an nutobiography. I- 1 ' RipplingRhijmGS waitnayon. UNWISE TO IflC'llAKD KOE I gnve ten cents when he came to my door with plaintive sighs nnd loud laments; his heart and feet wero sore; I always hand to busted gents soma seven cents or more. And always there is somo one near to chide me for the gift; some statistician dour nnd drear will to my portal drift, and from a satchel old and queer somo printed forms ho '11 lift. IIo has the figures which will show such handouts never pay; the coin bestowed on Kichard Hoe is money thrown away; let him to Welfare Experts go, and for assistance pray. Tho charity that's organized will deal with every case; 'twill do its work as advertised, and feed the hobo's face; tho statistician is surprised to note my methods base. The statistician, full of facts, discourses long and loud; ho reads mc documents and tracts which leave mv spirit' bowed ; ho roasts mo for my thoughtless acts, which pauperize the crowd. But he has never been a tramp or traintal with also rans, or eaten in a roadside camp from old tomato cans; he is a man of higher stamp, who rides in green sedans. But I have walked the railway ties and ridden nil the rods, and bedded down with frowsy guys where m-.m ri'Mses were sods; I've lived with hoboes and I'm wise to public welfare wads. And so I do not answer "No." when Iiiehard comes along, and gives me, in the evening glow.the same old daneo and song; I hand him seven cents or so, although my course ho wrong. recent Legislature, pleased everyone motor bus interests, who naturally be contrary to good public policy, refusing to sign the referendum at last, of reforming, the so-called campaigners have openly admit bus referendum is falling behind, JOINTS spring) poetry he rises to heights woman's ictticoats now. They are in which you gjet moro money to money. disadvantages. You can't keep it find room in asylums aro very run 1y women, but in other being shown. to tell him he's a wonder nnd any life is the part that wouldn't : CHARITY. CROSS-WORD PUZZLE STORY, CAN YOU. PLAY? ,.. Come out into the 1-5-9-15-18-21 court with your racquet an et us play a game of tennis. I have 1-2-3 balls. 3-7-11 is more ,?,c7.,han the other- Let 1,5 use the 8-9-10-11-12 court as I do ;4-c-28 like the outer ones. 12-17-20, over there 1 I saw the ball fly over there! It 2-6-10-16 into the underbrush. Have you 4-5-6-7 my sister's 25-26-27? He 23-25 just a baby of course, but is 21-22 cute! . 1 Oh my ! 13-14-15M6 it funny we can't find that ball ! Ask sister' Kate if she has seen it ! Hey, 4-8-14, have vou seen our ball i , J .J"' Vhe ba" 19-20 the other side ('the roal 23-24 the middle of that ditch. , Answer To Last Puzzlo (PdJ''i2;f :28: 'churches), 18-26-34-42 (soon). 25-26-27 (don), 8-14 , "J19, U ii i5 (ow' 22-29-37-46 (read), 4-5-6.7-8-9 i H as. 19-20-21-22-23 (there), 11-12-13 (act), 14-15-16-17-18 14.VJ, V"6 ' ,3a57;?'8 (8tnr)' 33"40 do). 23-30 38 (ear), (add). (refers), 39-40-41-42 (roan), 29-30-31-32-33 (eased), 10-17-25 Owvrlghi. IMS, by The International Syndicate Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D Through Ui0 Why Is It. n tliouKhtful readerrsils nro Infected tonsils, and any 111 Its, that 12 to 24 hours after one effects n lhn nB,,i v,i... asks. has eaten certain foods, such roasted chicken or turkey or toasted breud, tho odor of these thlnirs may bo detected appar ently In the sweat? Docs It not come thru tho pores of the skin? I do not know nbnut tho items mentioned, but a great many sub stances nro partly eliminated thru the sweat. . In tho list nre alcohol, ipecac. lodln. mercury, sul - l.rnn.in n..l r..eh ,i m' ! - ih hnLnJ. um, the essentia permint) and some , of There Is an old and often helpful remedy against various suppurative conditions calcium sulphld, which . . when administered internally PrM - ontly gives tho sweat a marked odor. such an odor as an unsophisticated person might readily ascribe to im - ', , ......... Uv .... nlfin Tr in nnin n aIba rnnn lhn akin. y ' "'"nne t orced chance is the causae of peculiar odor of hydrogen sulphid which la the odor that gives char acter to ancient eggs, But the thoughtful render who inquires about tho permeability of the unbroken normal nkln unneces sartly introduces "pores" Into the question. A poro Is an opening thru which something Is absorbed or taken and not ono thru which something Is extruded, excreted or thrown out. Tho human skin haa no pores, nnd all theories or fancies predicted on the opening or closing of tho pores of tho skin nro merofairy tales, Lit tle- boys who nre brought up In saw mills are happy because they do not have to bother to close any doors there being no doors in sawmills. You and I shbuld try to be resigned and contented with our ' lot in life. for we need never worry about whether our pores are open or closed unless we are built on a plan entirely different from the general plan of human beings. Sweat onnslsts practically of water, pure water, containing a good dash, of common wilt and nothing else of any Importance. The peculiar odors, which ore moro or less characteristic! of tho sweat of different races nnd different Individuals are due to tho presence of Insignificant traces of fatty acids (lactic, butyric, acetic, valerianic and others). Every phy siologist knows that tho sweat Is in significant so far as elimination is concerned, and thnt no waste mat ter or poison of any kind Is carried out of the system through the sweat to all practical purposes. Tho real function of tho sweat is the regula tton of the body heat. Tho HI ef fects produced by varnishing otherwise covering most of tho skin surface with an Impervious substance which prevents the flow of the sweat aro duo solely to Interference with the heat regulation and not to nny poisoning of the matter. In man, no III effect occurs when less than half tho skin surface is covered with such occlusive materials; there Is no harm in completely checking the sweat of a limited surface of skin. In animals, the untoward effects from varnHhing large surfect of the skin may be prevented by simply keeping the varnished animal warm by artificial means. The skin serves as a protective coveting for the sense of toi h.a);md as a thermostat for tho body, but not for absorption and practically rt as an excretory organ. t lrioS n ANSWKRS. 1 biiscd Tonsils. Kindly explain lit effect of ls- ensed tonal I on the general health. and how one can determine when tonsils are diseased. I P. E. AnswerOrdinarily diseased ton- skin. effects on tho general health aro as,due to the local infoction or to focal infections from tho breeding places in tho tonsils such focal infections as arthritis, appendicitis or valvu lar lesions (endocarditis). To de termine whether the tonsils are dis eased, consult a physician for exam ination. Tho I,cft ITnndcd Child. a. uoy i years, om, who usoi his left-hand for every thing. They scold and threaten him with all sorts of things to make him T,r , ,h V I ",.' , ... " l ,, ' " , , U "' J' . "bbT - . v '" !UaB "le rtt hnnd u ho nrefrs 'o do 80- 1 told them a 'orced change Rt." ";m" i . u. 11, Answer If my boy preferred to HSft hln id ft ImnJ n'm.l 1 In n d ma lnstances where a !.. llHJ t. k ; forced , uso tl)e rlght hand fQr J (ln0 wo.k BtutterlnJ has occurred, , am not nl)e tQ however, that - the stuttering. I helievo. ihn thn it is unwise to interfere with the choice' of nature In hls mnttpr nr iff edness. About four children in each 100 are naturally left handed and there Is no good reason why they snouia not remain left handed ' Salicylate Deafness. Kindly tell me if sodium salicy late win nrter long continued use cause partial deafness. I have been taking it for rhoumatism for two years, not constantly but whenever I feel twinges of tho disease, and I find both my ears a llltlo affected. A. R. H. - Answer Any of the numerous sa licylic compounds used ns pain killers may cause deafness aftor a time. Tho Common Tub. What is a good way to secure cleanliness in a public bath tub? H. J. E. Answer Esthcticnlly it is impos sible. In a sanltnrv sense, however. an ordinary soap and water scrub bing will make ihe tub-safe enough to bathe In. or a scrubbing with any of the scouring or cleansing prepara-' tlons ilsed by housekeepers. There; really should be no public bath tubs, I except in nospttnls where somo help-1 less invnllds hnvo to be bathed In tubs. The public or common 'bath should be a shower. That's clean Poems That Live Ilernilnno. Thou hast beauty bright nnd fair, Manner noble, aspect free. Eyes that are untouched by care: What then do wo ask from thee? Ilermlonc. Hernilonc! i Thou hast reason quick and strong, it tnat envious men admire And a voice. Itself a song! What then can wo still desire? Hermlone, Hcrmiono! Something thou dost want. O queen! (As the gold doth ask alloy.) Tear amidst thy laughter seen. Pity mingling with thy joy. This -is all we ask from thee, Hermlone, Hermlone! - Bryan Waller Procter. DTZRI HATTER 8 CLEANERS PLIATZRa Phone 144 M N. Fir It. King Boris might take tli' renin In ln" half o' Ills mustache an' 'l H riht under Ids nose nil' ninnnRe t' make out fairly well till he's t snMHinated. Kver onx In while a Yah) professor bromlcasts nonie Uiln' ever'buddy else lias known fr fifty years. Who's Who Hear Admiral Ilivdloy A. Tlskc. Tho rocent athlressea of Hear Ail miral Fiske on various phases of mili tary and national matters has drawn considerable attention to thlH veteran naval man? Admiral Fiske recently declared that Ger many would have won the war had he not carried on his propaganda for preparedness in the early days of the Wilson adminis tration. Fiske was born at Lyons. N. Y.. June 13, 1854. At the age of 20 he w a s graduated from the U. S. Na val Academy, sec ond in his class. WIRAL TISKE. From enslffn he rose steadily In rank until 1911 when ho was promoted to tho rank of rear admiral of the U. S. N Durins tho battle of Manila I-'lske rendered such service as to cause him to bo reported by the captain of "Petrel" of which he was navigator for "eminent nnd conspicuous conduct in battle" and by Adinrlal Dewey for "heroic conduct." lie was navigator of the ' "Monadnock" durins four Flipi0 insurrection. ' In; addition to being a sea fnror; F'sko Is an Inventor. Ho' Invented a .0att f1'"" apparatus, a system of electrical communication for interiors .'r. arsmp.".' V10 an elec- ",a ""Y Ilnaor- nn eiecinc an.munl- "on nuiHi. a range inuicnior, a name order telegraph, an electric engine telegraph, a helm Indicator, a speed : ? '"""-lur' , iLuiiiiiiK luiium ui nur aniiia dv eiec- trlcity, the naval telcscopo sight and twrtlira m'nt n 1. I 1 J ..! Fiske is a member of many local and natlm,.! rm ..a Aoro cub, The Aer club of Amer lea awarded him a gold medal for his invention 01 tne torpedopiano and the 1.11. - . . 1'riin'in insutuie awarded him the Bresson gold gedal. Amonff the books Fiske has written nre Electricity in Theory and Prac- l'ce:" "War Tlmea in Manilla;" "The ll ,i T I ' rom Midshipman to Rear Admiral," and "The Art of Fighting.' Why Skinny Folks Take Cod Liver Oil Gain 5 Pounds in 30 lnjs tir Cct Your Money Bark. Because It is richer In vltnmincs than nny other food in the world. Doctors prescribe It for rickets and nnaemla In children and for tuber culosiS( malnutrition and convales cence in grown up people. As a producer of weight good healthy flesh thcro Is nothing In the world so good; But It's nasty tasting, horrible smelling stuff that often upsets the stomach so doctors now nre order ing cod liver oil In tablet form. Jouvo got to take on weight when McCoy's Cod I.lver oil Compound Tablets aro taken regularly you simply can't help It. It's so good that If It doesn't put on flvo pounds of good healthy flesh on any skinny man or woman In 30 ! days the McCoy laboratories of New York authorize Heath's Drug Store, West side Pharmacy, Medford Phar macy nnd all druggists to return tho price you paid for it. Ho sure to ask for McCoy's Cod Liver Oil Compound Tablets sixty tablets 60 cents. One woman put on fifteen pounds In flvo weeks, and they are espewlally valuable to weak. linn cnimren. AtV HWong Pon Chinese Medicine For Treatment nf Acute and Chronic Diseases of gen and Women. rapture. M., l.m.l. trouhi, J'SP'i PWumooi.. ..thin, .nd thraJt trw-M. rh.um.tl.ra. .narrho consumption, currh. pll. hrdroc. OfflM Hour.: 8 A. M. to I p H gl South Front SI Mrttord. n JTJNIOE . . CROSS WORD . ptJZZLl HOW TO SOLVE PVZZ1J2. Tlin wonls mart in I lie; numtimil snunrrs and i tm either ncnss or down. .Only ono Irtter is plncrd In each Iwiilto wiuun. If the proper words niv found each combination of letters In the. white wpiareH will form words. Tlio key to puzzlo the first word Is given In the drawing-. kiov jkvc keys to tho other words. " HUXXING ACROSS Word 1. The Creek god, In tho picture, who carried the world on his shoulders. The name is applied to any books containing many maps of tho world. Word 5. Tart of tho foot. Pord 6. To torment or Irritate. Word 8. Look: observe. Word !). Low in price. RUXXIXG DOWN -Word 1. Tho top floor of a house. Word 2. Tlio same as word 5 run ning across. Word 3. A contract. "The store owner asked for a 99-year - on the building. Word 4. What we all must do nights to be healthy. Word 7. A body of salt water. YESTFRPAY'S rrZZLB ANSWERED CASH PAID r For Second-Hand Furniture and Stoves . W. A. KINNEY Furniture Hbuae 315 E. Main Phone 505 Flavor is evervthing n Ice cream. In fact, if Ice cream lacks flavor and has every other good quality, it falls short of what it shou, he. Our creams combine flavor with purity. Ask for Nutritious Ice Cream Jackson Coijnlj Creamery