o o o PXGE FOUR METOFQTTO MATTu TRTBUNB, MEDFOKp, CmEOOX MOXDAY, -APRIL 27, 1923 IIedford Mail tribune AN DEPENDENT NKWSl'Al-EB fTO US BE 1 EVERY A FT EH NOON EJEOBPl ftfEDFUKL) HUNTING 00. Vh HmlfnrH Rtirula- U Offline HtUl U furoilhet MbacrfbeN deiiring the seven dj daily Offictt Mall Tribune Building, 16-X7-11- ftortn Fir atratL rnone 76. A cnr.ftallitatlnn of the Democratic Times. tb Hediord Hail, the Mwlford Tribune, Uta Soutb BOBKHT W. Ml -Hi., Iwiitvr. 8. BUM ITER SMITH, W -naffer. Um U.ll In Irfiinx' Daily, with Sun-lay Sun, year 75? Daily,, with Sunday Sun, month 7&; DailT. without Sunday Bun, year fl.60; Dai It. without Sunday Sun, month ... .do Weekly Hail Trlbui., one year -00 Sunday Sun, one year S-QO BY OARRIEI1 In Med ford, Ashbnd, Jacknon rille, Central Point, Phoenix, Talent and on Daily, with Sunday Sun, month $ .7ft Dily, without Sunday Sun, month...,. .06 Dally, without Sunday Sun, one year... 7.60 Dally, with Sunday bun, one year 8.60 All terms by carrier, cash In ad?anc. Entered ai econd-claat matter at Hedford, On-a-on, under act ol March a, xaiv, Official paper pf the City of Medford. Official paper of Jackson Comty. Sworn da Uy averg rrrculation for ill noiitha ending April lat, 1024, Rtldtf, more than aouuta Uie circulation oi any omtr puper puu Habtnl or circulated In Jackaon County. Tha ouly paper between Atmm, Ore., and Chico, California, a distance of over 400 mil, having leased wire AwtociaUd Prew aemca. - MRUnERS OF THE AMOCIATT lltESH. The Asaoc'ifltd I'reas In eiclimlvfly entitled to me ui lor repuunoaiion or an newa uie patchea credited Co it or not otherwine credited pi tbia paper, and also to the local newi pub- tuuira hem a All righta of republication of apecial dlt aV-ifaga herein are also narvfd. Ye Smudge Pot By Artliur Perry. The latest sufferer from a rnrito hoi daficrlbes the InNtruntent a "terribly wonderful. This in u Rood cluue guess, as they are wunderfully ter rible. Two new ballplayers have joined the Portland ball team. It's nut enough by seven. r The Amalgamated KaviorH of Oro gon are greasing up the eash reglster heys for the 1920 election. WHY WHIKKKKK GIIOW M)XO ' "fNnlt'oi Otpltal-iVournal) What makes a mossback? Our contemporary, the Woodburn In dependent, says It's the houvy tltmosphoro that Is responsible In ' western Oregon and that It takes yo long to get a now Idea Into an aborigine's head, that the orig inator becomes similarly affected, . loses jimbitlon and pep and also ' becoms languid. Pups and'kittens nre the 'ordo'r 'of the day among the fellno and canine population. ' ; bharles Sparrow was tho victim of shortsightedness recently, lie built his nest In the forks of a 4d, and the owner c&mo and drove away, unex pectedly; ' 4-QAXil.ON Jersey cow with heifer calf; also young pigs, John Davis, lit. 6, box 226. l'hono 27-F-24. (Wantad Oregon City linterprise.) The light size. ' BUT NO TON 13 HARMONY (Gold Hill News) .Tho' front of his store Is a "sight tor sure eyes" us ono of tho old timers put It when wo mentioned the window display at the mar got., Tho blending of artificial colored paper with tho natural coloring effect of tho meats he hundlcs is certainly n pleasing sight. The report Is out that a prominent local saxophone player Is about to marry. 'It serves Jilm right. (Chico, Cel., Enterprise.) A nice thing about a saxophono Is tho inability of the player thereof to sing. The only place n dandelion will not grow of Its own frco will and accord, Is on a bald head. ' The bright April sun Is bringing out straw hats on tho males, nnd the opposing sex has started to frecklo. Another California brat has felled his, mother with a right swing. Hoys will be boys or nearly so. ' He caught a fish and felt like he nnd caught tho D'Aulromnnt boys. There seems to bo nothing much the matter with tho world today, ex cept tho perseverance of tho press In publishing the details of crime on Puge One. One of the best ways to stop this, Is not to gel caught. ' Pastor Bpenrow Is going Into the life Insurnnco business. . If ho can't save souls, he can at least induce others to provide for those to bo left behind . When they go to tho dovll. (Cottage GroveiRontlncl.) A keen observation. ' S.U.I.V Olve me the song of tho linnet, Olve nio the lilt of the lark, Give mo tho meadow a minute, Olve me a stroll In the-dark. Olve ine the dawning up yonder. Give me the sun In the west. Olve me the woodland to wander you may have all of tho rest. You take the gold of tho paluce, Give me the gold of a dream; You take the glittering chnllce, I'll take a drink from tho stream. you take the noise of tho brasses. Bugles to welcome the guest, L'llve mo the breeze on the grasses You may have all of the rcBt. 1'ou take the fame and tho glory High on tho rocky ascem, i'ou be the hero of story, Clive nie the Joy of content, live me the limine in ihe vulloy, (live nie the liiibe on my hi-nlsl, Jive ine the love of toy Hally i'ou may have nil of the rest. (L)ouglas Inoch In ',, " . "Come On Hon" A GERMAN THE ELECTION of Field Marshal Von Ilindenljiu-g as president of Germany, win bo ri'iifirdi'd as little less than j calamity. The Field Marshal may be as' devoted to peaee, as his front porch radio proclaimed, the possibility of Germany ever wae,'1'!-' another war may be as preposterous as his supporters have as serted; but nothing can convince the rest of the world that the ele vation of tltis battle-scarred war-dor to tlfe highest place in the German republic nieans anything less than the eventual collapse of that republic and an attempt to return to that militarism and ruth less 'imperialism, which the world was beginning to believe had been buried by the Treaty of Versailles. The election at this time is particularly unfortunate. Thanks to the Dawes plan, and the ascendancy of liberal forces in France, the clouds were starting to break over Middle Europe. War hatreds wire slowly dying down, prejudices and suspicions were gradually declining, and a general era of rehabilitation and reconstruction appeared certain. Now that hope, for the present at least, is doomed. It makes no essential difference what Von Ilindenburg is or what the precise political forces were which resulted in his victory, the determining factor is what Von Ilindenburg appears to be. If Germany can survive this final stupidity, without devastating sae iifiees,then miracles in this modern world are not altogether impossible WHERE DANGER LURKS. WHEN a Chicago 'matron was asked if she would like to accom pany tho Hoosevelt brothers on their expedition into the hinterland of Asia, she displayed n flapper's thirst for romance and adventure by. emphatically replying, "No, because I don't believe it would be half as exciting or dangerous as living here in Chicago." She was expressing a world of truth. In the wild, uncivilized reaches of Asia, the two Rooscvells will be in less danger of bodily harm than in Chicago or any other busy American city. The danger of 'being trampled underneath by an Asiatic bear or gored by ft mountain sheep will be immcasurcably less than that ot being run down by n taxieab or truck in the wild and rushing U. S: A. If a bund of Mongolian bandits kidnaps them or sieafs their money 'bolts, two governments will quickly obtain their release and restore their lost goods. In most any American city they would he in constant danger of being robbed or shot down by motor bandits with little hope of the restoration of their prop erty or the avenging of their cold-blooded murder. The adventurous used to go forth from the quiet Villages and small cities into the wilderness for excitement and danger. Now they come from the wilderness into the city for their adventures. They find dodging automobiles more thrilling than slaying lions, walking the streets Into at night more dangerous than stalking In dians, and driving an automobile on congested city streets wilder than roping longhorns. . ' . , QUILL Boys will bo hoys. So, for that An, empty head isn't a total argument. ' .One of ho homely substances of gold is sand. Hell lias some good points. teeth and haven't time to talk. Well, if they change jobs man will have a more competent vo cabulary when the cake burns. Another way to become acquainted with some of our leading families is to be a bill collector. Ono,of the charming things about- modesty is that it. never in spires anybody to write memoirs. Don't call a spade a spade. Call it a sexless contrivance cm ployed by yokels and get a reputation. Correct-this sentence: "Everybody will be there," said she, "and I liato a crowd; lot's not go." RipplingRhimQS wait TWO A FOOL may drive his car some time, and not meet dire disaster, although his driving is a crime, his progress fast and faster. He laughs tho traffic rules to scorn, as framed for female voters, and fails to' toot upon his horn when passing other motors. He hogs the middle of the street, new kinds of liorvc amassing, depending on tho folks he'll meet to give him room for passing. Around the sudden curve he reels, accepting deadly chances, bis auto running ou two wheels, like something crazed advances. He sometimes lasts for quite a while before the sextons lodge him, for careful drivers, free from guile, are always prompt to dodge him. Most motorists are sane and wise, the speed fan's notions bore them; they mind the rules and keep their eyes upon tho road before them. They give tho scoff'aw right of way when bo's careening madly, reflecting that some future day will see him mangled badly. And some day when this fan would tool more recklessly than ever, he runs across another fool who makes the same endeavor. When two fools meet in motor cam results are often shocking; the sound of the collision jars the town and sets it roeiting. Morticians coio by twos and threes, their gloomy, able kit on, and scrape such fragments from (lie trees as coroners may sit on. The sexton digs two shallow graves the price he's sorely needing and mutters while he delves, "l'tmr knaves, who won't cut out the speeding I" , CALAMITY. POINTS matter, will old chaps of sixty. loss. It affords more room for successfully used in the making All the folks are gnashing their rmon FOOLS. 533 gross-w6rd puzzle stov THE TREES' DAY, 1-2 you know that there is a special 5-9-12 set aside for people to plant trees? 28-32 is called Arbor Day. It was 2-4 Arbor Day that a little 8-9-10-11 named Mary said to her big brother: "Comel5-19-21-23 go out 3-4 to the garden and plant a 16-17-18-19 for Ar bor Day!" . "Yes, let ' 6-10 plant one in the empty 30-31-32 next to our house, too!" replied her brother taking his spade which he always 1-3-7-11 with. "I would like to plant nineteen 13-17 even 16-20-22-24- 26-29 trees on that bare lot!" said Mry. "Let's plant 25-27-30 that 14-18 possibly can," said Mary's brother as he 5-6-7 the first hole (or a nice little maple tree. : "Oh, see that wise old 13-14-15 up in that tall tree!" exclaimed ' Mary. "I hope he wili come and sit in our tree some day I" said Mary's brother. ; , Answer To Last Puzzle 1-2-3 -4 -u-0 (ironed), 1-7 (If), 9-10-ll-l?'13-l "-13 (clothes), 9-17-27 , (can). 12-19-30 (tuy),' 14-20-31 (Eva), 20-21-22-23-24 (voies). 21-34 (so), 33-34-35-36 (torn), 25-3S. (on), 0-8 (dn), 26-27-28-2S-30 (enjoy), 15-21-32 (set), 31-32 (at), 10-23 33 (let), 11-18-29 (oho), 18-19 (ho). Cxpinglit, IMS, bu The Intrrnutlonat 8vntltcott Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D. Signed IttUrt partatninf to personal tiMith nd hygiMia, not to dittos dlaonoila or trMtmont, will bo antwirod by Dr. Brady II tampod, itlf addrofttd onvalop la nolotad. Ltttart ohould bo brief and written, In Ink. Owing to tho largo numbor of lottara raoolvad, only a fw oan be anaworod horo. No roply can b mad to ajuori not conform Ina, to loatruotlon Addroa Dr. William Brady, Ir ?ar of Into nowtpapar. 1 1 NlKlit Schoo In my nlt'ht' school work In pay-, chulotfy, writes a young man, the ivauher mild t h a t tho different organH of the fuce told your char acter in. a fairly and reasonable way.1 He made the state ment that a trreut many teachers be lieve that if a per son has large and lop ear lobqs, they are lung lived, und short lobes the op posite result. He claimed the Insur ance companies po on this a good bit. Is , there any truth in Alt? W. U Li, .i. u i. rJme idea that an inilivicluars, character may bo read from hla physiognomy probably does not seem so foolish at night as it does in broud daylight, but it re mind us that, they teach a good deal of downright foolishness in our com mon and high schools every day. One trouble is that the teachers do not understand just what they are trying to teach, nnd ps for some sub jects,; at any rate lAtbody seems to know just why they are taught. Take ulgebra, for instance it is now 20 or 30 years Bince anybody knew why it is taught, but the schools keep on teaching it, hoping against hope that some reason or purpose may be brought to light again some day. Or take what is variously known as physiology or hygiene; tho average teacher who takes this subject on as a sideline assumes that almost anything- that looks as though it came out of a doctor book or a patent medicine circular is pertinent, and so some fearful and wonderful stuff is taught under- the head of physiology and hygiene, almost any thing, in fact, except' human' phys iology and hygiene,' t ' This Is not the first time I havo referred to the idea of reading tho charactor from the. physiognomy. I have ridiculed the idea three or four times before nnd drawn some scath ing rebukes from pro bono, lover of truth,, fair play and the others. Way back yonder a person named Lombroso, I believe, undertook to establish a sort of criminal physiog nomy, or to set up certain stigmata of degeneration which j the expert was to look for in members of ti 'criminal class," such peculiarities ns prognathic lower jaw, highly vaulted palate, narrow dental arches oars disproportionate in size of form, deviated nose and' so on. If serious attention were paid to such trifles, most good people would be in Jail and most criminals would bo re spected citizens. Tho vague popular iancy that there Is somo scientific ground for tho notion of determining nn indi vidual's aptitude1 qr natural bent or proper calling by ft study of his fea tures simply shows the power of propaganda, for this notion arises entirely, I think, from a well-conducted publicity campaign in behalf of a system which purported to teach such a trick. As amusing as a table rapping seance, but just piffle none tho less until you quite lose your wits. - FOR RENT -v.;. 55 ft. Riverside Ave. Frontage in Sparta Building, just off Min St., or will remodel into smaller stores to suit Tenant. The Busy Corner Motor Co. 1 Learning. QUESTION'S AND ANSWERS. Light, Heavy, Whole ami Broken IlearLs. "A broken and contrite heart." This is a common expression. Is it possible to break a heart really? Again, "From out tho heart pro ceedeth" various evil thoughts which would Indicate that the heart Is also tho seat of the mind. Please tell me, doctor, if it is from my heart that the cusswords spring when my corn is trod on. 15. T. T. Answer ; , The ancients imagined tho heart was tho seat of the mind. Tho word cordial means proceeding from the heart, being derived from tlie Latin word for heart, cor. Cross-1 word puzzle, makers must not uso this, however, because the usual medical term for the heart is car dia, which Is Greek even to scholars. Contrite means all broken up; Of course rupture of the heart is pos sible In certain disease conditions, but a "broken heart" is figurative merely. Sorrow and other donress- ' lng emotions impair the function of ! the heart more or less. How to Keep Your Mouth Shut. I noted a cry of distress from one of your parishioners who said she had difficulty in sleeping because her mouth fell open and she was visited by horrible dreams because of the habit of lying, on her back. For the first time to my knowl edge, you fell down on the solution of such a problem. . Let me come to tho lady's rescue. ' Advise her to insert a cord through an empty spool and tio it around the waist in such a way that tho spool will be In the small of tho back. My guaranty goes with this advice that she won't Ho on her back while wearing thifl contrivance. Ben" Told. Answer Yes, but must the lady lnsort another spool under her chin or what? That was tho part of the problem I fell down on. It is easy enough to keep anybody off -his back or on his back. Any doctor knows that. f li. B. P. Kindly tell me If a person with low blood pressure has Addison's diseaso or does low blood pressure accom pany other ailments? Miss R. Answer Neither low blood pres sure, nor high blood pressure indi cates any particular Ml sense. Varia tions in the blood pressure occur as an effect of .numerous diseases. Why Collars Cost a Nickel to Clean. is laundry starch harmful to a person who hankers after it all the time? I have been crazy for it for about a year, and my doctor says to leave it alono ns my -blood is poor. S.J. Answer--Plain laundry starch Is harmful to eat. Some kinds of starch contain harmful additions (that is additions which are not wholesome to ent). "Sherlock Jr." Tuesday. Kinlto Did yu ever wonder what thoughts are in the minds of film machine p erators as they run off a typical movie melodrama six times a (lay in a booth in the local theatres? Buster Keaton has taken their mental wan derings as a basis for his new comedy. "Sherlock. Jr., which comes to the Rialto theatre tomorrow. " JUNIOR CROSSWORD PUZZLE HOW TO SOLVE PCZ2IJ3. 1 The wonto start In tho numbered squares ami run either across or down. Only one letter Is plaeed In each white square. If the proper words tyc found each combination of letters in the white squurcs will form words. The key to the puz zle the. first word is given in the dntwrtiff. Below nru keys to the other words, , Run ill i ig Aeross. Word 1. Jn the picture. Word 4. Word 5. Word 6. Boy's nickname, Chubby, woll rounded. Tho brother of your mother or father. :Word 6. Tho, brother of your mother or father. - Word 8. Existing. Word 9. The thin, cutting side of a knife. Plural. The margine of a sheet of paper. Running Down. Word 1. A small cylinder in which medicine Is placed for you to swallow. Word 2. Word 3. pire. Word 7. Everything. Tho lady ruler of an cm An untruth. YESTERDAY'S VVZZJM ANSWERED Poems That Live A Canaidnn Boat Song. Faintly as tolls the evening chime Our voices keep the tune and our oars keep time. Soon as tho woods on shore look dim, We'll sing at St. Anne's our parting hymn. Row, brothers, row, the stream runs fast, The rapids are hear and the daylight's past! vi Why should wc yet our sail unfurl? There is not a breuth tho blue wave to curl; But, when the wind blows off the shoro, . Oh! sweetly we'll rest our weary oar. Blow, breezes, blow, the stream runs fast, . Thb rapids aro near . and the day light's past. . Utawant's tide!1" this, trembling moon. 9 Shall see us float over thy surges soon. Saint of , this green isle! hear our prayers, Oh, grant us cool heavens and fnovr lng nirs. Blow, breezes, blow, the stream runs fast. , Tho rapids aer near and the daylight's past. . Thomas Moore. QUALITY ' L CORNER J Fountain Lunches Davidson's Corner Fir and Main MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS DYERS HATTERS CLEANERS PLEATERS Phoge 2A 23 N. Fir St. Walit Kits us is 1w tli' modcrii.cd- i.. .i.i.. tut lrxtiiu rrom irlLtill ufini-r ikihw " discouraged. "Afhttloiw tluit kin' bo nlieimted an scattered around luiln't worth nothin" wild Kqulro Swallow, ns ho threw ' th IH'tnley-I'urviuncc-Mopps case out o' court t'duy. Who's Who John Van Antwerp MaoMurruy ? Uncle Sam's new minister to China, John Van Atnwerp Mac-Murray, is re-, garde d as an authority on the issues.' ' of the Far East and- is' especially. , mane n specmu study of tho ques tions pending ns a member of tho Washington con ference. His ele vation marks an- ' other step in the policy of promoting career men which has been fololwed In every instance by teh Coolidge ad ministration. Mr. MacMurray was born in Schen- .J.V.MACMUKCAV octady. N. Y., Oct. 6. 1881. Ho grad appnintcd secretary of legation and, cojisul general at Bangkok in May,-', 1907. . . ' Kince then Mr. MacMurray, has" served in Russia, China and Japan?" and as chief of the Far Eastern dlvis-' ion of the state department, becoming), an assistant secertary of state in 1924", . MacMurray Kucceeds Dr. - Jacob-. Gould Sherman, proinotod to the U. S. ambassadorship at Berlin. ' ? Timely Views on World Topics it-: Bright Future for Mexico Seen By Commercial Attache. ' F. Suastegui, eommerci.it attache of the Mexican embassy, traces the econ-" omic history of Mexico, draws a par allel between the United States and , the sotuhern republic, predicts wide spread development and nrosperitv b low teh Rio Grand eand urges closer . co-operation between ihe wo cou.i-. tries In the exchange of raw materials and manufactured products. ' Senior Susastckul sketchso the de velopment of Mexico along economic, lines from the time the Spaniards con quered the country. Coming down to the reign nf President Porfirio Diaz, eh gives that iron handed huler full credit for real development along sighly important lines. "However," he continues, "there was a cancer spot in his system that slowly nte up the complete structure. It was a complete absence of justice and consiilearlion of the misses, and an absolute protection for the land barons and a few financiers. "This condition brought about the civil wars which occurerd during the last 14 years. It can readily be seen that slowly, painfully Mexico has been . Solving its problems, and' thai out of the molting pots of the revolutions the pure and bright gold of liberty has been obtained. First, 'independence; . then the settlement of the religious problem, next a liberal constutition and finally the abolition of privilege :' and class oppression." The new " Spring Fabrics s I am showing are Simply Great! I thought so when I ordered them. Men who ought to know tell me you can't find their equal anywhere in town. You're missins snmp thing if you haven't seen them come in today. ill Ufstairs "I"T'T SEVENTH Emmmm