PJOE FOUR MF.nrrmn matt, tt?tt.tcf. wxfokd. onr.fioy. frtty- orroBr.T? s. iftM JfEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE tVUFI'ENTjEVT NEWSI'A 1'LR PUBLISHED EVKKY AFTEKNCoS EXCEPT SUNDAY. bY THK MEI'uKl I'iUNTIM CO. Th MtUor4 S'jTritr yorrur.f Sua i funr.twi atrrtln (iMi-i Micct-UJ Only Of OffK. Mii Tirbu Buiid.1. I4-i7-Ifc fcortb fir trtt- Phoc 7S. A coiuwhiiitlwi of th Demvn tie Tim. th- MM ford Iftl. 11 MiMd if.rri-., u ao-ju m Orefwr.ua. Tr. AkhUnd Tr;bari. ROBERT W. KL'HL, Editor. 6- tiCMtTEK SMITH, lUufftr. without S'jt3'.t r.. rar 9 i1 Itt'.h -hoit Sjihiir Sun. nyi.lh. . . . '' Will Tr.bi. t-'c er fiurl hur.. cc .f- I -0 fcV PfcftJER in Wif'-r i. Aw.'.-fvi. Jirktcrj Rift, win: with Surv-liT Sur., montVi.... IiailT, frith out SoMi S-ifi, mofilh . . . 2atlr. tth S'JtM-- Jvji. 'Xj --r... Ail terms bj rfrif. fwi M xiwncf. Erit-ri weotv! 'Um fr.ttr t Mdfori Oron, ur.ir act of jrci 8. 17. .7.' 7. 6. it Offi -ill paf-r of th City f M-lford. Off.cUl paper of JaHttoc Cour.ty. Sfrjm di i !y it r ' irt 1 1 on for f i nobtht Maiirjf April lit. 124. 3-more thw. douMf tt. of'TiUt.on .if try otr--r WFr lisfif-i or circyljtl in Jj'-kson CouMj. The tniv piper ttt. Alttn. Or., rri Hiioo. Cailforr... d'lir.'e tl otr i'tfi mile. L4ni.g lftl ire Asocit-d Pr 6 nice. MKWBEKS OP THR ASOOATKD IKFS The AoHitH IT- wlu:ve!y entlilH to the ue f'ir repubIirt.oTi t til ri du- Ct't.e4 erMit-d to it or inA ot)iri rrHue! i tt.ii piir, wxi lo to lie !ol &ew pub hshJ tjer-irr. , , Jt All nr'tf repihlirtlon of ipciiJ ai- pt'-riei (.ere.n tr o rervM. Ye Smudge Pot Br Arthur Perry WHO IS LOONEY NOW? Mothers shuuM he ftdvisl. anil sf-e to it. that lh-ir chililrn m-t thf rihl nurnl-r ot calorics in thrip oatmeal, and youne ladies should 'be restrained from uslntf the Main Speedway as a bkatiiiK rink. Hon. P. fi, KverlaatinK. who tested his (luraliility with a eold la.t winter. resultinK (n what looked for a time like a dead heat, is the riient of another challenge. Mr. Kvtrl;utinK no lonKer treats drugstores with con A Rood rain would help the farmers, and what is more vital, start the ducks to flying. The Itussians have abolished kiss Iiik. For centuries osculation has been rampant among the Russian. . A ItUHslan is indiscriminate in his kiss ing the time, or the place, or the viitlm never counting, and even whis kers were no protection. MOB VIOKKXCK (Kanla liar burn, t'ul.. News) The .Swedish lodge Valium will have a necktie party and social dance Saturday evening in Muo-iC hall. Refreshments served. Accompanied by the Superinten dent of the Anti-Saloon League, our Governor and Grand lecturer, will take the stump and the pulpit next week, in the'lnterests of righteousness, and Jefferson Myers for state treasurer. The latest baseball scandal is a "closed incident." but if the truth was known an I key. or Sol. or Abie, or Izzy, was the cause of It all. If the Wild Tarty members keep on aggravating Hell and Maria Dawes, and he maintains his silence, his repu tation as a plain and fancy cusser is going to suffer. KKKIING TIIK HKOHtD STRAIGHT (Allmny Herald) Iteuben Simons has disposed of h is Fo r d . which he p u rc h a se d from the Shiglies last spring, to the Cooper family, and now is . driving the overland roadster once owned by Glenn Keeny. My daughter, who Is of hiyh school nge, thinks about nothing except clothes. We cannot afford to buy all he wants and Mie won't try lo help rne make them. Mrs. D. H t Port land Telegram.) 11 her go without. Another fur coat made of llaran dukl. or hides of chipmunks, has ap peared in our midst. A )uad of Portland merchants will visit this section of California the middle of the month. Since money Is being bet that Presi dent fool id ge carries "i. onsiii. the numlwr of local Meekers after the I'S. M.ushulidiip under IaFoolus, is only 87. Hi:.S4N Altl.i: IS RIGHT (Coo? Ray 'I 'into) To employ yount lady for few hours who can drive Ford ear. Must be reasonable. ltox H J. M., Outlook. Noiliing dampf-nt the ardor of a life iniirartce ai;erit like coughing in 1 is right ear. The Institutions of higher burning are tolling down (heir inhumanity to Fiej-hmen. Instead of painting thni green, and throwing them into the ciet-K. they p;iint them pink. and ioke them run around in the woods ai! nirilit. naked. Out In the K.ig- Point ditiht, whi ie the Shit k take a laniein tj call on the sh t an. YOI 'RI: I'.WIMi Ton't cheer when the w'.att' h-;h up a new frill. Remember, you're pyimr f-r that. Ihm't hurry u lark every eu-h spend ing bill. Remember, you're paying for that And when ou idewrn ihht stunc dreum-r cmei thr'-ugh ilh pl.tt.H f'tr f'ii:e things that the people should do. n reading rlfu i.ili at least by a few. Remember, you're paying for that. U'vnUud Xelitfr&ui.) IF TIIKHK are niiy i1iemotlieil sjurlts lurking jiinn t lie eob weblifil u'ii'tlt-rs -f fhuiiv.n Siare Giir-len th-y uiut have had a hilarious time of it l:it ni-jht. For on th sum f !:i'-tJru:cJ piatfrm wh-r- but throe months iiL'o, the Suutl.'-m c.i viierii from Wot Virginia, l-fcii-h.--l Wall Street hs tit.' virt Mni'i " tT'-'euy of Main Street." and in riu-finir Terms irlloned thf forces of (iovt-rnor Suiith ;u hirlincs vf Tammany Hall, it. a liquor iiitep-Ms and p.wdy politic;, the two leaders oi these hos tile forces, joined lu.inU in tiie --a'Ted hcud of I .)eintrra! ie fellow- .-liij), anil .rochiiined mutual warfare up"ii the ini'juitotis Kjmhli caii party ! Thee dist inlmdi' d spirits who lisTci:ed to the oratory last July Mid lNt'-ned aL'ain last niirht. had n)v one r-toiirse. eitiier to con clude thai they were ;H eray. which pp.lmldy even s-pirits lire loathe to admit, or that the whole political -jame is mer-dy a side pljttinLr farce, u!iic)i oi,Iy fools take S'-ri.-uMy. ami which can only ie; rationally answered by the rati'-ou.s and deri.sive horse lauih. On tlse sjime platform, beneath which Mr. liryan ui h a short time a'( dc hired John W. Davis a tool .f Vall street, and as a l)cin- K-rat ie eandidati " nut hinkable and impossible, governor 4i Al" 'mith lat nitrht proclaimed President Coolid'je the Wall Street tool, and by inference at JeaM, JoJm W. Javist ilS the only hope of the ''dear common peojIe." Tin-re have been ridi-'-uh'tis resilf-ut ial campau'iiis before, but nevt r has there been a campaign, so enmpletely ahsnrd, so utterly eliildish, so entirely free fnon all semblance1 of sineerity. and integ rity, as the campaign now bidn waj-'ed in this country, in the vain effort to defeat President Coolidu'e. "Al" Smith the foe of Wall Street, nppealinir for the eleetion of J. I'. Morgan's former attorney! Julm W. Davis, polished sienile man and exponent of higher ideals in political life, taking the plat form for the idol of Tammany Hall, am! the hero of the liootb-L'L'er's l iiitf ! Nor are the absurdities confined to the Democratic: party. Tler is Senator Smilh Drookhart of Iowa, for example, proclaiming him self a per cent Republican, and if his remarks mean anything, which we very much doubt, repudiating the La Folb-tte movement. I am a Republican' says the champion rifle shot of Iowa,' "my'soul is wrapped up in Ihc principles of Lincoln and Roose velt and Kenyon, but, "I am doinir cver thiii I can to defeat the Republican party at Ibis election and I have done even tiling I could In aid the LaFolh tte ins u rirents since my election. " lie won't acknowledge those last ft-w words, but that's what he mums, if he means anything. What the Devil ! J in t what's the use! When Al Smith and W. J. Pryan-join hands with J. 1. Morgan's attorney, and when Senator rrookhart, LaFoIIette's riirht hand bower, says he's a Repuldican. polities cease to be worthy of logical analysis, and simply pass to the ronlm of the Nut House. QUILL POINTS Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. Nottd Phytician and Author !.- Poems Thatlj Tor.! The Ministers Ccld Bath. ht at ir.e Toay I sum-nder the pulpit to an- or treated as a joke or an o'.u io-y no other preaches. This guy arrests in- tlon. Kev,h , . . . I Yours n the interest " f "-coJ cej lu terent right off the tat- He prac- . tir-es what he preaches. There's a good 'le;U of sense in ev- Mv Itar Ikictor: ' orvihln u the mlnitt'r has toiJ We note ro.ir ,j7wthe qaev of brethren, exceiK hi allUJioDS to Mrs. S. T.. nnrier the -catching coM." -caUHTS. uerie. ( Some and the proper way to wac.e - or hywthetical or unsigned queries i" this departiiK-nt-Tha resimen of our good counsellor nd guide, had followed for ' years is j virii tn church 'imiiuliir folk- , , ... w all betirtu !i .in' - li. !. will h.'-r ur-i.iue co-tun.e ..... ,l,.v. wn-n it'Uch ji . i! i.'i'l wh-n par- ,n of nu--l' iinll- un J., in rarely met "I Fear No Power a Wom,, I tear no ptrr a umat, vt't.iu. f can have the u-rw.4. 1 liliv - With comradslilp alone n .. Gray marsh wastes and a bud. cairtioa of 5)-ptmber Morn They tell us that an ounce of experience .is worth a ton of theory. So I am writin? this excep tion perhaps. I have been taking cold baths for one which I can only commend to val etudinarians in general. If you musti take i wet wash, take it told. Person-) ally I favor air baths. With the air j abound freezing the air bath gives j much the same reaction as the wet , ..n h-r i.r-vi rt--i:als. 1: ).- ..f an is (!:. v.-lii-'Jiariy :n th1 re vuTii'i r-frUhi,'. 't wth . i h-r own ni l a purel P-r-.-.ai way of -:! r-.-iia- them. The art of ,Mi,s J.-.-s . ...any-sided .... .on.-ram f:V-S Kill ,:'u'.r l pr-sv-uation. The pro- .T.itn op-!! v.-:tn a cn.ui " - and ,a-u-ro spirituals. foli..w.d by a -Tolip of quaint 1 jnnu.;. a (;o:.':i l.e-.;enls croup, oo- d-rfu!lv .lvi,..n.ai.- an.t app-.un;-, .iui:il..-"r of Ku,'.s.ai'. sonfs. fa. inalnih' Fr-n-h s..Ki -a. h i;roup L-iv.Ml in the pic -iur.-s.iue costume of the country represented. moji . years. I am past CI wagh does wh9Q ,he tfrmlierature of ' MnfenO & TaVlOr Ir. a New Film vears of age. It Is For aye the heart's pain will wear away neath kn . And rush of winds through A iar Willi something still to i)0lj. The lonely watch beside thei!. The wild-rowl's cry, tiie W(f" The iiaths of virgin skytol 1 ntrod, and so tincursed bjJ (irainercy, for thy haunting Thy charm of voice ami iiSS0J! 1 tear no puwur a woman w) line i can uuc me wooisicJ r.rnest A nany t'iri was i.,rn 0 j. .) IS. . . li- .in ivviiiii- : h it V nospuai yesuT.iay inor., plur.ga or the water is around G". which isn! 1 Tiot "insf a wee short - ...... ...j u ' . ( iriKiiuiiiiy com. iim n.o w-... , shower." but a regular h , f one-5 Ekin. pre. If yon wish to know limy fxplort-rs fei-1 when froen in the ice, tell a woman slie looks fine in spite of her n:,'f'. After survivin..' Anioricnii eiitertniiinii'iit, Wales prolmlily won't care what a horse does to him. RipplingRhumos'iSlI )S li IN ANCIENT ROME. W1IKN" f'ATO, the censor, reared tip for a speech, the crowds ifrowinir denser, pronounced him a peach. His presence was stately, his voice like a lute, men cheered for him greatly, no catcall or. hoot. "He stacks like a lion in eloquent fray, he's bet ter than Hryan," the H.nnans would say. This t'ato, undaunted, selected his theme; he'd jump, when he wanted, on any old scheme. "Our lawmaker's blundered, they pulled dizzy james, in f-'ivint;." he thundered "such freedom to dames. Onee women wefe making pood homes for us guys, they spent their time bak ing their gooseberry pies. They mended our sandals, our togas they sewed, and peddled small scandals in every abode. Then women were modest, a credit to Home, ambitious ihe broadest were centered in home. Hut now they are chasing in office and mart, good voters displacing and breaking my heart. Their bear ing is mannish, to brawn tiny aspire, determined to banish the charms we admire. Oh, Komans, I tremble and view with alarm, when women assemble, 1 lie taxes to farm. Our bulwarks are slipping I tremble again when women are gripping the snaps made for men." Today men are crying the things C'ato said, and he has been lying two thousand years dead. No problems are modern: there's nothing that's new; as (.'a to was doddeKn', still dodde r a few. pon'.-e hath with soap accor.ipani-, n, water bathing is a notorious merit. It Is not usually In a warm;wav of makin? lne skin harsh, rotiiih. room. 'We sleep with windows oiienij lrri(ai)ls an(J itching. Air bath and room nearly the same temiera-j jng js famous for making the skin tex ture as that of the outside air. Some- (ure fiue an(1 soft Examine the skin times the water freezes on the wash I of a person who is taking the Hollier bowl on a z. ro morning. That makes . tatment an,j you will see what I the bath more exhilerating. imean. Combine some exercise with Of course many people have not the , the alr bat!l for the Dest results. vitality to carry out such a strenuous j program. They could not get the re- QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS action necessary. But there are a. Anthrax From Brushes let more who are too "thin skinned.'' pease reprint the instructions you who havenf the nerve to undertake ave some time ag0 t,,T tne disinfec it. and of course they would be slow tion of new shaviiisr brushes aealnst to advise anyone else to try it the chance of infection with anthrax ISut what's the use anyway? Vell.!from ,lle bristles. I understand that we are getting to that. These cold .everal new cases of this terrible dis baths have been a distinct benefit to ease have occurred lately, and in me in several ways. First I have beensome instances the infection was trae able to entirely rid my system ot to the bristles of new shaving brushes, catarrh, a tiling you claim does not (jj p -p.) exist. I had those boring headaches in j Answer Soak the new brush for 12 the frontal sinus, with the discharge ot hours or longer in a lu per cent sol'u iloody mucus too cold (excuse this tion of foraliu one part formalin, nine slip) at the leas: exposure, sometimes j ,,art.s water, keeping the solution at continuing for three months at a time.! about bodv warmth (blood heat.l sav Tried douches, atomizers, inhalers, j Pi t olOO degrees F., and agitating the etc.. with no permanent relief Now 1, hrush at Intervals to Insure contact of I am entirely immune from colds the the solution with all the bristles. Then year round. I am constantly brought rinse the brush thoroughly in running into all sorts of exposure from weath. water, and it is ready for use. Forma er. change of beds, and other things lin is the standard formaldehyde solu that might cause tronble. but never tion of the Pharmacopoeia, and is an have a return. (proximately a 37 per cent solution of Then it has b?en a distinct help to : formaldehyde Jn water, my nerves. ( Perhaps people onsht not Beef Extract to have nerves. But they used to put How can you make an extract of beef me in bed sometimes for a week or j that will keep well and have an effect two. Since- Uiking the cold bath ! similar to that of ? (R. W.) treatment. I have had not more spells Answer The fancv nmim. of that kind. In fact I seem to nave mention is one of a numerous class of the best of lieulth no "grip or "flu" i liquid preparations of beef with or the common ailments that go the j enough alcohol in it to give it a kick round every winter and keep the doc-j and nut enough anything else, except tors busy. . hokum, to matter. I kno-a- of no occa- Then the baths help me to keep my ; sion for making an extract of beef that avoirdupois in control. By the two; will keep. You can't get the nutritive meal program and other limitations ot i matter of beef in liauid-fnrm vnn ati'ietfte I have reduced weizht from can get the eTtm'rrivac r,r r.r i..i.i .v J 210 to 1S3, and by being watchful ami give the f-avorl in soup or broth or holding it there. Your warnings to gravy or the raw juice expressed from people inclined to riesn are timely. The old Italian had the "system" but few have the will power and persist ence to carry it out as he did. I presume that Mrs. S. T. will never Tiger i.ove." f-iiturliiB Antonio Mor.-no ami Kstelie Taylor, comes to the Itialto theatre today for a run of two days. It is a story rich in the romance and fire of olil Spain and one of the n-.ost dramatic tales ever transferred t.. the s.-reen. It is the love story of a great bandit hlef and the daughter ..f an aristocrat, and it has a happy line of the Pandit's lieutenants cap tures a I.eatMifiil daughter of the rich and carries her off to n mountain strongln.1.1. But the Wildcat (Moreno) undergoes a change of heart and sends the Kir! back home unharmed. you would be regular as clockwork, each day seme way enjoy ROMAN MEAL a properly balanced food chopped beef or in the various alco holic so called extracts if you like a nip Mn that form. Swollen Lips Please give the reniedv for sn-nli see this letter. But it seems to me I Hps w hich you printed some time ago. that when people make an honest in ouiry on things that are important to themselves they should be entitled to a candid consideration Of all the facts involved, and not professional sarcasm (-Mrs. f. s. E.) I Answer I can recall no such rem-j edy unle-s it wa sa covering of zinc I ointmenu for the swollen, inflamed i lips affected with sun bum. i m war ALQAwr fWW' .. fit Milk For Infanta, Invalids, Children, The Aged Rich Milk, Malted Grain ext. in powder form;makesThe Food-Drinkfor All Ages. Digestible No Cooking. A light Lunch always at hand. Also in Tablet form. 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Strang Clean Kidneys By Drinky T i r t,,o LOts oi wai Take Salts to Flush KidniJ Bladder Bothert or Back Hurt, EatlnS too much rich food ducc kidney trouble in some for- a well-known authority, tciu acids created excite the kidneys, they become overworked, g . , clog up and cause all sorts of t particularly backache and miitn kidney region, rheumatic twinges, headaches, acid stoma :h, eone torpid liver, sleeplessness, bhdt urinary irritation. The moment your back hurts ' neys aren t acting rignt, or if L bother? you, oegin drinking lots ci water and also get about jour c:- Jad Salts from any good ph. take a taulespoontui m a glass c: before breakfast for a few i your kidneys may then act fee famous salt; is made from the ; grapes and lemon juice, corafc lithia, and has been used for y. flush clogged kidneys and ni them to activity: also to neutri' ncids in the svstem so that (ft: longer irritate, thus often relievicij' der disorders. Jad Salts can not injure x makes a delightful ettervescen! water drink which millions of r women take now and then to he the kidnevs and urinary orpns thus often avoiding serious kid: orders. By all means have yoo: cian examuie your kidneys at leas a year. ANNOUNCEMENTS J nirTV sriFiiiTEXi)K&: 1 G. V. MILAM, independent ' date for County School Sup. 1 r1nt ot thp 1pr4lnn 'm".mb4- Si.. Principal and Supervisor of i. for 21 years in county. Citizens and Business Meri- CITY TICKET For Mayor O. 0. ALEXDERFER For Recorder M. L. A I.FORD For Treasurer MARY A WFtinFIl Councilmen 1st Ward l i a. c. hubbard Paul Mcdonald Councilmen 2nd Ward , ED JAXSEY DR. BERT ELLIOTT Councilmen 3rd Ward A. J. CROSE B. W. PAUL Councilmen 4th Ward R. B. HAMMOND J. W. JACOBS. Miss Town! Specials for Saturi FOR BOTH OF H! . SHOPS Smart Sm and Edith Towne Shi on more of the ( $16.50 and $221 Crepe and Satfc Dresses i Styles the Latest Material the Best MEDFORD'S ONLY EXCLUSIVE LADIES SHOPS