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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
' It'll nhout tlmo for the tocsin to bo
sounded for all Republicans to unite
nnd stand by tho party of Lincoln
Clrant. ltooHovolt. llardlnir, and tho
Grand Dragon of tho Invisible Empire
of tho Ku Klux Klan, Realm of Ore
gon, Domain of tho Pacific.
CHRISTMAS CAROL
' Locally nnd vocally, ,
BIiik yo n doftKorel,
About tho foKKO'el,
To the Tune of:
YES Wo havo No Bananas.
We Have Homo liosannns Today.
A SLY SOCIAL HINT
( ItoHobura; News Review)
Mr. Murtln's largo barn Is al
moBt completed. Uefore moving
In the stock a community recep
tion would be appreciated.
Tho way those Invigorating morn
ings, Invigorate Fords, is a caution.
During the present lull in the fish
ing Industry, fall plowing Is being
perpetrated.
F PRESIDENT C00LID0E can accomplish anything with the
present congress,, he will deserve to go down in history as a politi
cnl Miracle Man. '
For never before has tho congress presented such a muddle of
cross purposes and general futility, as at the beginning of its present
session. , '
Opening with a (lead lock it has taken a week-end recess only to
run into another. Not only has the Farm Bloc, deprived the presi
dent of his nominal majority, but there is every indication that the
administration forces, arc far from a unit behind any constructive
program.
Tho fundamental trouble is that neither house is at all interested
in getting down to business. Every leader, Republican, Democrat,
Farm Woe or what-not, is concerned not with the welfare of the coun
try, but the welfare of his particular political faction.
A Presidenial election is approaching, therefore not what is. good
business, but what is good politics is tho watchword. Although the
administration forces are not immune, from the common complaint,
1 hey are more concerned with constructive accomplishment than their
opponents.
A pitiful minority in themselves, tho Farm Bloc is frankly playing
the dog in the manger role, switching to one side or the other, as sel
fish expediency may determine. With nothing to lose and perhaps
much to gain from a do-nothing congress, the Democrats are appar
ently determined to give tho Republicans the maximum of grief and
the country a minimum of service.
Of course, this is all in the game, from the standpoint of politics.
The misfortune is that the national business must be handled, par
ticularly before every Presidential election, by politicians, rather
1 linn statesmen.
QUILL POINTS
AVhat Dad really needs for Christmas is a moratorium.
Personal Health Service
, By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. ?
Nottd Phyieion and Author .,.'. .
Signed lettert pertaining to pergonal health and hygiene, not to di
sease diagnosis or treatment, will ba answered by Dr. Brady If a tamped.
elf addressed envelope la enclosed. Letter should ba brief and written In
Ink. Owing to the larga number of letters received, only a few can ba an-
iwered here. . No reply can ba made to' queries riot conforming to Instruc
tions. Address Dr. William Brady, In cara of this newspaper.
The Moisture In tho Air
Those who may be attracted by the
i lie man wno Knows lie is just as good as any man living never
thinks it necessary to say so.
Among other things that will come back into style along with hips
is a second helping. '
The safe place for a candidate to take his stand is in tho inline
Rate vicinity of tho campaign fund.
Taking short cuts to wealth doesn't save much time, if you count
the weeks spent before the grand jury.
The order, it is understood, rcachos
the private homo as well nn the gen
eral manufacturer,' so If any of tho
apple growers hnvo prlvute cider
presses on their promises thoy are
goitig to bo in tho same class with
bootleggers .and moonshine distillers.
"-(Bulem Statesman). Stopping tho
flow of rum across the Mexican and
Canadian borders.
If tho campaign issues so far discovered arc all wo can expect,
there will he a few torch-light processions.
The sap that is the life of the tree is gone, but we have with us yet
the sap who. tries to bo the life of the party. , '' i ;
THK HON FY MOON PADK8
C'ooh liny Times)
WANTED Young married wom
an would llko a place to do
housework In return for board
-"--And room for self nnd husband.
Mlse Viola Radway loft her tonsils
In VVIokvllle Saturday. (Yroka Jour
nal);".' How forgetful.
PAVEMENTS DANGEROUS (Hil
lluo C'hico Enterprise). Tho pave
luents are getting tired of everlasting
lybelng run over bycnreful drivers.
'The Morals Hound of tho Portland
PQlloe forco, Is now alleged not to
have boon too much so.
'.' (Oregon City Kiueriirlxe)
Farmers I'nablu to Sleep iih Howling
Wind Sweep by Hamlet Nestled
In Hills. (Hohbed ngaln! This time
pt sleep.
FITIMTY
And so you think that life Is futile.
That you are but a wretched slave
That future years, will buffet you till
You- go with pleasure to your
grave?
Wall,' then,- unless you're moroly Jest
- ' 1 . lng,
;lf mon.nre really mado to gricvo,
Instead of volubly protesting
"AVhy don't you leave?
A Roman with your hopeless notions
Would not have hesitated long
Ileforo ho sought Lethean putions
To still life's melancholy song.
Experience, you point out, touches
That peace lies in the hemlock cup.
Then suit your actions to your
speeches
Or else shut up. ' (NY. World)
C. Wig Ashpolo hns prepared tho
fntted hog for tho Yuletlde hefting,
which is a brilliant social and mental
event of each dying year.1
TRY THIS SOME TIM 13
(Mlilrilcton. Mil., IteglMer)
I,nst Wednesday evening, while
walking In front of Main's meat
storo. Ouy Oladhill, of near Har
mony, saw a skunk on tho side
walk, lie approached It cau
tiously and grubbed It by its lull
and quickly put It In a box and
took It home with him. If you
once get a skunk off its feet you
. ; are safe.
The fear of oratory is the beginning
of wisdom in a democracy, and it 1m
only In a democracy that the orator
flourishes. There are somo few that
can think on their feet and any things
worth listening tn, but they cannot
llva In politics. Tho competition of
the glib and shallow Is far too keen.
The loud voice Is so often mistaken
as tho evldenco of a full mind, tho
emphatic manner for Hound ' argu
ment,, and the trick of tears unit
choking sobs for firm conviction und
sincerity. '
In tho Immortal language of Cnr
lyle, who preached tho gospel ' of
silence In 40 "Volumes, "Speech Is the
art of ' stifling nnd suspending
thought." (8. F. Bulletin),
There isn't much romance in business now that the drummer 1ms
stopped swinging aboard the last coach as tho train pulls out.
Renunciation is a dramatic gesture, but we can't help tittering a
little every time the former crown prince renounces the throne.
Faith is not dead. An Arkansas woman said she found her hus
band dead in bed and the coroner didn't even look for the bullet hole,
J rovmeiiilism is the quality thnt makes a New Yorker glad he
doesn't live in Oklahoma and an Oklahoinan glad he doesn't live in
New York.
VARIETIES OF WORK.
FOR HOURS I racked my careworn dome, attempting to think
up a pome; and racked it all in vain; and to myself I said,
"Meseems I havo exhausted all the themes that are both safe nnd
sane." I wrung my hands and walked the floor and bit large
fragments from the door, my language was a shame; I soaked my
head as though in pain, and tore my hair, but 'all in vain, no inspi
ration came. There is a delegate named John; he came that day
to mow my lawn, and when his task was dune, ho said, "It seems
to me unfair, that you infest an easy chair, while I toil in the sun.
That blamed old mower breaks my back and makes my hinges
groan and crack while pushing to and fro; and while I earn a
rusly plunk you sit around composing junk and draw nine bucks
or so." "It does seem fierce," I sadly said; "no wonder -ou are
seeing red. and ready for a scrap; yet often, as I wateh you sweat,
you look to me like fortune's pet, you seem a lucky chap. We all
have grief and care to burn, for t'other 'a job we weakly yearn, in
moments of despair; and every man will sigh, 'Alas,' though ho
may mow Die luscious grass, or teeter in a chair.
Kellogg's Bran is prepared to
do one thing AND DO IT WELL!
Kellogg's Rran will permanently
relieve constipation, niild or chronic.
It is sdt'iititicnlly prepared fur that
purpose. It is ALL UUAN, therefore
it has tho necessary bulk to' assure
results. Foods with a small bran con
tent cannot afford permanent relief.
When your physician or friends
ndviso you to eat Kellogg 'a Bran, yo
follow-on for tho purpose of eliminat
ing a dangerous clogging-up and toxle
condition of your system. You can't
nJford to take liall'-wny measures!
Think of tho lost time and tho dangers
of illness you nro daily dodging) '
Wlutt you must have is real bran
RKLLOUU '8 KKAN, and if you will
eat it regularly each day you will
become a different )erson within a
reek or so. Kellogg's Bran, with its
natural bulk, aiTvepa, cleuutra and
purifies. It not only gives relief, but
it regulates tho bowels. livery mem
ber of your -family should cat it
every day at least two tablespoon
fuls; in chrouio cases' as much with
each meal. ....- '
Try Kellogg's Bran mixed with a
hot cereal, or cook it with hot cereals,
adding two tablespoonfuls of Bran for
each person. Other popular ways are
to sprinklo Kellogg 'e Bran on hot or
cold cereals or to eat it as a eereal
with hot milk. You con make de
licious bakery products with Kellogg 's
Bran. Itccipcs on every package.
Kellogg's Bran is not only nation
ally sold in grocery stores, but can bo
had in individual packages in first
class hotels and clubs. Ask for it at
your restauraut. Bo certain to eat
Kellogg's UruuiUilyforhealta'saakol .
title of, today's scolding are' gently,
but firmly remind
ed that I maintain
that no illness
ever comes to
adult or child as a
result of getting
the feet wet; so It
Is extremely lm-
probnble that I
shall attach any
weight to the
companion notion
that dampness in
the air injures
anybody's health,
When 1. say no Illness comes from
wet feet, I mean no illness which
could possibly, be dubbed a "cold"
evon by the most uninformed person.
I freely cpneede frostbite. That Is the
only malady which can be scientltl
cully or only reasonably attributed to
exposure. Discomfort, misery und
suffering are certainly caused by ex
posure, but no disease.
No one has ever been able to ad
duce any scientific evidence that ex
posure in the common sense of the
Wtord, ' hns any bearing upon one's
susceptibility to any particular dis
ease or class of diseases. Many have
attempted to obtain such "evidence;
one or two have evon imagined they
had it, but when nnnlyjied 'the evi
dence hns been found too doubtful or
Irrelevant. On the contrary, : the
weight of such evidence is generally
against the notion that exposure ren
ders one liable to contract coryza or
pneumonfn, say. The general expe
rience of poinr explorers, for instance,
has been that tho bitterest and sever
est kind of- exposure brought none of
the Illnesses which most people would
expect.
To return to the temperate zone
tho air really is heavily laden with
moisture these days nnd there is peril
In it for us nil. One Is likely to
catch almost anything from It. There
aro 20 or more diseases which are
usually contracted through exposure
to the moisture in tho air. I have
listed thorn here now and again ns
respiratory infections, such as cory
za, measles, pneumonia, -diphtheria
and Influenza, to nnmo a few ex
amples. Tho moisture I refer to is In the
form of a spray of invisibly fine drop
lets' of the secretions-or excretions of
the nose, throat or breathing pas
sages, t shot out from the ' nose or-
mouth of a talking person to a dis
tance of four feet Just far enough to
get you In an Intimate conversation.
If the person Is so unaware or 1m
polito vto cough or sneeze without
covering his nose and mouth with
handkerchief, mask or hartd, then the
spray will reach a target 10 feet
away, far enough to get the Innocent
bystander or unsuspecting passerby.
Suspended in the minute droplets
of this moisture are microscopic sam
ples of whatever respiratory Infection
tho nuthor and maker of the spray
hnpiHMia to bo coming down with; It is
before lie calls tho doctor, while ho Is
perhaps. 'still trying to "fight It off"
In the incipient or invasion stage of
tho illness, that the respiratory Infec
tions - lire most' communicable, the
stage when the Illness or Indisposition
mnsiiuerados ns "an ordinary cold,"
tho stage when a child is permitted,
nny, bulldozed Into remaining in
school, peppering other children with
measules, Scarlet fever, diphtheria or
whatevor the infection may be, the
stage when the average human being
persists In remaining at work, dis
tributing his infection to all who
como within his spray range.
It is to prevent the passing of this
spray, either way, that the gauzo or
cheesecloth mask should be worn. If
the mask covers tho nose and the
mouth and has not less than 10 layers
of fine cheesecloth or gauze, made
with 32 threads to tho inch, it will
effectively stop .tho spread of respir
raipiy infections, .
Ql'ESTIONS AND AXSWFUS.
Broken Blood Vessel.'
I have a broken blood vessel on the
right side of my face, about one inch
from the nose. It has been there
about two years. Kindly advise what
can be done for It, and whether it Is
iikel to develop into' anything
rious. Mrs. B. J.
Answer Assuming it Is a dilated
venule, such as muny persona havo
about tho checks or nasal wings,
probably It can be obliterated by
treatment by a competent skin suec
lalist either with radium or electroly
sis or other surgical means. It Is not
likely to become serious.
Tuberculosis In the House.
Js tuberculosis contairiniiR? T It
dangerous to live In the same houso
with a porson who has It? Is it dan
gerous to cut at tho same table?
J. J. 8.
Answer No; it Is not contaeinus
there la no danger. In living in the
same house or cutlng nt the same
table with a peraon who has It, unless
this Is a constant or habitual Intimate
association with tho person who has
It ana that person is unaware or care
less. Tuberculosis is Infectious; com'
niunlenblo under special elrouhr
stances, but not contagious. There' Is
no danger In living near or In the
same house or eating at the Rome
table with one who has tuberculosis
for If infection could occur that way
we'd all have it. Prolonged intimate
association, as between parent and
cnim, nusbnnd and wife; lovers, mils.-
or working partners, is necessary for
a tuberculosis' person
working In a dniry or handling milk
or other- food which may' be con
sumed " without pooklng is a far
greater menace to the public than a
reasonably intelligent, and cleanly pa
tient Is to others' In the house or to
others at the same dining table. The
best' students of tuberculosis now be
lieve that the disease Is quite fre
quently spread through some such
food contamination. Huch fear as you
volee in your questions are wide
spread. They were Inspired, no doubt,
by tho unwisely conducted campaign
of popular education about the "great
white plague" 20 years ago. "
' Heart KxercCsc.
In a recent Issue you spoke favor
ably of exercise for the heart. Please
tell uie the kind you would suggest.
Physicians pay I have no organlc
trouble, but my pulse beats faster
than normal. R. D. A.
Answer I didn't mean to intimate
that nny particular exercise is appli
cable, but 'only thnt Such exercise as
your physician may ' prescribe ac
cording to tho requirements of your
case is one of the most Important
remedial measures in, the treatment
of heart disease. In many cases there
Is a stage when no cxerclso may bo
taken, but latort. perhaps, a stage
when graduated doses of exorcise may
do great good. ...... j
(Copyright, National Newspaper
Service).
TniS GREATEST TTTIVG IX TIIE
WORLD
t by Laurel Qrav ,
, Propinquity , ,
Propinquity plays the greatest frorce
In all modern love attachments, Pro
pinquity means the association of be
ing near another. It helps to empha
sizes the virtues
and, strange tn
say, minimize the
faults and short
comings of the
individual. Ro
mantic authori
ties I mean the
writers who fancy
thomse Ives ns
expe r t s In tho
matter of the
tender passion
aro fond of say
ing that propin-
,, . qultous associa
tions are ovlt foiMho fruition of lovo.
Uoshl ' Nearly every real romance
blofls'oms from tho propinquitous
settling. Ulve me a barren island
nitd n man nnd woman and I will
show you a husband nnd wife in two
shakes of a lamb's tale. Talk about
propinquity! AVhy tho whole ideu
started from prqp.nqultous influences.
I mean no irreverence when I point to
Adam and Eve ns being the perfect
picture of whnt hnppons when a man
and woman nro thrown Into each
other's close and Intimate companion
ship. And it is Just ns well for the
I
jlli mi iirrf
Dr. Jud Rickert
AND OPTICIAN
NO DROPS C8KD
808 East Mafcn Streef
grand old institution of marriage that
this Is so! Without this close associ
ation we would be groping even more
blindly for marital happiness. To bo
thrown into the company of another
menns to observe nil the forms of
expression and all the ideas to which
each Individual Is ah let us say,
addicted. Bad habks will out. Evil
notions will crop up. And these, ns I
have observed, are softened by the
sympathetic recognizance which is
sure to develop.
Plenty of old paueia for sale at this
and get results.'
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"JUST TOWN TALK"
Copied lUgbt By Mike
Patton and Robinson Inc.
MY DEAR Edward:
I'M NOT using
YOUR LAST namo
BUT THE other day
YOU WROTE to me
' ' e
AND TOLD me
V
"THAT A man
'
"WITH A genius
"FOR HARD work
"HELPED A community
e a
"A GREAT deal more
"THAN A man
a
"WITH A genius
"FOR 'NEAR-BEER' humor
AND YOU wont on
AND TOLD me ,
a
"THAT A humorist
"HAS A place
"IN EVERY community
AND THEN spoiled it
BY ADDING "Tho maws
"OF THE county Jail
m m m
"YAWN TO welcome him
"TO HIS proer place"
AND I miiBt protest
a
I'VE BEEN Insulted
a
BY THE best experts"
AND I may add, ridiculed
TIMES WITHOUT number
AND I'VE complained
BUT ON this occasion
t
I WANT you to' know
a a
"THAT IT Is the 'Follow up' --
a
IN BOTH revenge and marriage
- - a -
THAT COUNTS most in results"
AND I know full well '
a a a
WHY YOU wrote
LIKE YOU wrote ; ' '
a ' a
IT ALL dates back
a a
TO THAT time .
a a a
SEVERAL MONTHS ago
1 a
WHEN YOU visited
'
THOSE FRIENDS in Ashland
a ' a a
AND YOU were riding
as
WITH A lady frlond
a a
AND I was with yon
a a
AND BY way of conversation
SHE ASKED you
IF YOU'D like to see
a a
WHERE SHE was vaccinated
a a a
AND YOU said "Sure"
a a a
REAL ANXIOUS, llko t
a '
AND THEN she pointed
a '
TO TIIE Granite City Hospital
a a
AND SAID "right in there."
AND YOU have an' idea
a
THAT I'VE been making fun
. 9 s
AT YOUR expense
DY TELLING on you
AND IT iisn:t true
a a
I THANK you.
No wonder a bank takes nl
vnntago o' ever" hnllday an' locks
up. A 11 buddy that's, ever siop
IHMl on fhewln' gnrn will study a
long time before they'll be fer
Johnson and Wrljrloy.
MI
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