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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
Deceased wag a member of 3S6 civic
clubg, and 92 lodges, and never got the
hungry signs of the former confused
with the financial distress signals of
the latter. His dues were all paid up,
and bis borne was sold last September
for delinquent taxes, ile was also a
member of the Republican party, and
the Methodist church.
A very kind insurance agent Wed
nesday presented your corr. with a
swatter for flies.
NEW VALLEY SLOGAN
Where the palm meets the pine.
And the fishing Is fine.
OOOD WORK, MY BOY1
(Cottage Grove Sentinel)
When the editor of the Sentinel
came to Cottage Grove eleven
years ago, we had a live grange
organization and a live commer
' clal club. Today thore is neither.
HAVE A HUMOBILE IN YOUR
HOME (Ad Portland Journal). It
would be nicer to hare a home In a
Hupmoblle.
Rose colored curtains In a 4d coupe
are the height of something.
I keep six bonest serving men;
(They taught me all I know),
Their names are What and Where and
When,
And How and Why and Who.
I send them over land and sea,
I send them east and west;
But after they have worked for me,
I give them all a rest. (Exchange)
' MRS, 8TALLWORTH 8MILEO
(Presbyterian News)
Rev. James W. Marshall was
married December 14 to Mrs.
Marlon L. Stayyworth In Tlnela.
The ceremony was performed by
Rev. George K. Johnson, Dr. Dun
bar H. Ogden sorving as best man.
It was the first time Mr. Marshall
wag married; It was the first time
Mr. Johnson performed a cere
mony; it was the first time Dr.
Ogden was best man.
WILti PAY rattling good money K
you're an experienced farm hand.
Inquire at Herald or address llox GS,
care of herald. (Klamath Falls Hor
ald). Sounds good.
The boss of the riggly-Wlggly gro
cery storos Is in hot wnter ovor money
watters, and, the next tlmo ho will
play with butchorshops.
Now that tho community has a mod
ern tourist camp, tho prosiwcts are
bright for a cold wot summer.
Theodore Pish who threw out a vcr-
tabrae the 1st of tho week whllo work
ing. Is ouL Thore Ib no doubt about
the Injury, but considerable skepticism
relative to tho cause. Never again,
ays Theodore.
The governor w ill visit the valley In
June. There Is great Interest being
manifested to boo how ho looks since
tbe amputation of the piscatorial life
membership. The chief executive has
promised to mako a Bpooch and ho
will keop It.
YE ED. STILL RUNNETH
(Roseburg News-Review)
Corn-fed damsels, who persist In
wearing frocks that have been
shrunken In tho wash, should limit
their trips to town until attor dark.
A new month has started. It has a
holiday at the terminus. Same fulls
on Thursday, and tho banks and bar
bershops will cease business until tho
following Monday.
TouHa.rtraM Itwk.
KANSAS CITY. May I. Kd
fStrnnnler) Lwls defeated John l'e
k Nebraska In " "
Inst nlR-ht. Hoth were obtained by
i.i.i. th. first In one hour and
fha other in two
100 PEE CENT
THEORETICALLY everyone is opposed to war. But actually
few people, and fewer nations, arc opposed to war, when
the slightest sacrifice is necessary to sustain that opposition.
The disarmament conference t Washington was heralded as an
epoch-making advance in the peaceful adjustment of international
inferences. One of the most impressive events of that conference
was the voluntary withdrawal of (ireat Britain from her traditional
. , c ,-i i ill- .
position as Mistress of the Seas. Under the inspiring leadership of
I . l Tlf.,- V!..,,,l rw.f r.nlv ocri.A.l tn KTsin mirps nf her Vinttle -
6 -.-
snips, Dtit actually acccpieu a oasis oi irniiu iiami ttjuauiy wiiu
the United States.
But today, apparently under
in the Near East, accentuated perhaps by the Chester concessions to
the United States by Turkey, the
arises in Parliament to reaffirm
supposed had been buried at the
More than that. Although the world powers agreed to scrap their
battleships in relative proportions, there was no agreement regarding
smaller craft, and now it is a matter of common knowledge, that
France, Japan and England have recently been building submarines,
aircraft and auxiliary cruisers at an enormous rate, and the unusus
pecting citizen suddenly awakens to find that the old competition in
naval armaments is going on as if a disarmament conference had
never occurred. In fact, naval experts agree that battleships are
obsolete anyway. The next naval war will be fought largely by air
planes and submarines.
To say that the situation from the standpoint of world peace is
disheartening, is to put it mildly. To any thinking person willing to
face facts, the movement to eliminate war as a foolish and suicidal
method of adjusting international differences, appears at the pres
ent moment hopeless.
Quill
Faint bankroll ne'er won fair
A list of things accomplished by
Europe's view is that every cloud has an American-silver liuiny
The League of Nations works
charm.
"Rouge is eighty per cent iron,
and less ironing is advisable.
Courting hasn't changed much. They step on the gas now; in the
old days they would gas on the steps.
Experience teaches that there is
scrapped or scrapping.
And what is it the height of
rub-down after a game of chess!
Correct this sentence: "So you
never mind dear. I can do without
Old-fashioned advice to young
marry." Modern version: "You're
Passive resstance : The severe
his wife would drag him out to
A convict has $2,000,000. It wasn't a case of grave injustice,
however. He inherited it after being convicted.
If it is true that 21 senior co-cds at Columbia University never
have been kissed, what's the advantage in this co-ed ideal
Nature is very beautiful if you
had a picnic.
It ought to be called bigamy,
an old stiff for his money and finds
"Berlin Apartments Rent for Nine Cents a Month." Thanks, but
the ride from Merlin to our office every morning would break into
our day terribly.
Reasonable statement, easily imagined: "I don't like the movies,
but I have to go in order to keep the rest of the family from coming
home and telling mo about them."
Warships can now be managed by radio, with no one aboard, and
can blow each other to hellangone without hurting anybody except
the taxpayers and they don't count.
RippIingRhiiK&s
THE BEEFING CROWD.
I WALK iiloii; tlic village street, for ovor more T ruMior; and
so nnioh misery I moot I often nisih mnl blubber. Wo hoar
so much of Sunny Jims you'd think we'd moot thorn daily, and
hoc thoni in-aiice on buoyant limbs to sent tor sunshine sayly. Hut
nearly nil the chaps 1 know are specialists in sorrow; in their
desire to corner woo they'll kidnap (;r'u'f or borrow. "Good day,"
I cry to Quentin Quack; "you're looking blithe and speedy." "I
have a preen pain in my back," he says, "anil I feel seedy."
"Oils hods" I say to Widow l'riiw, "I hope you're staekini:
proper." "Oh, some one stole my Airedale pic and now I hunt
n copper." And when I meet the merchant prince with sorrow ho
is dizzy; n merchant has no profit since tho income tax got busy.
The undertaker, in his store, says vain is his endeavor, for men
don't perish any more, they're bound to live forever. And so I
hoar tho people beef, whom dire misfortune pinches; they meas
ure by the yard their prief, their gladness by the Inches. It is a
habit punk and stale, and one that should be shaken; a quart of
tears will not avail, but smiles bring home the bacon.
XfEDFORD MAIL TRIBTTNT!.
PESSIMISM.
; .
the pressure of recent developments
First Lord of the British Admiralty
the traditional policy that everyone
Washington conference.
Points
lady.
the Sixty-Seventh Congress :-
like a charm just about like a
In some cases more washing
no third course. Navies are cither
when a man takes a shower and a
lost fifty dollars at poker? 'Well,
that new hat.
girls: "You're too young to
too young to start marrying."
headache a husband develops when
a party.
can find
spot where .nobody has
or something when a girl weds
ho is wedded to his money.
MTDFOTiD. OKF.OOK.
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FOUT SASKATCHEWAN. Alia..
M' Mrs. issandra. before she
was led to the scaffold yesterday de
;nied an alleged confession that he
I f'red the four shots that ended Con-
,,at,le Lawon'. life. 1'ic.anllo. she
declared, did Ihe nhooi.nt?. This he
denHd.
Playing on the gallantry of the po
lice. Pkarillo had raised himself
from the humMp station of peanut
vendor at Crows Nest J'axa to one of
her wealthiest bootlegging citizens
before the law overtook him.
Long known as the bootleg king of
the pass. Piccnrillo had worked in de
fiance of the police always taking
Mrs. Lastandra along on his rum
running expeditions because he knew,
the police say, that they would not
fire on his car if it contained a
woman.
Piccarillo's wealth grew fart. He
became proprietor of the Ulairmore
hotel and the Ulairmore garage. Then
he was elected to the town council.
I-ist September Constuble Lawuon
made a futile attempt to stop the big
car as It roared through Crows Nest;
.P.L
AT BAKE
WASHINGTON, May 3. The
Southern Pacific company was today
authorized by the inter-state com
merce commission to begin construc
tion of a lutw line of railroad 21
miles long, running out of Bakers
field. Cal., to cost $500,000 and de
signed to furnish transportation to
tributary agricultural territory.
"Br&ken Chains," Rialto
The famous $10,000 prizc-winnlns
story, "Broken Chains," which was
written by Wininfred Kimball, is the
current feature attraction at the !
Rialto theater.
"Broken Chains" is an enormously .
engrossing photodrama of a man's
regeneration from rank cowardice
through an intelligent appeal to hut i
chivalrous nature. ; iTbe production is j
elaborate, and the bettings amid the j
giant redwoods are majestic and I
beautiful. . !
Colleen Moore outshines her previ- '
ous roles in the part of Mercy Boone.
Other noted players are Malcolm Mc
Gregor, Clairo Windsor, Ernest Tor
rence, Gerald Pring-. i
The Christian Tonight I
Goldwyn's super-feature "The Chris
tian," adapted from Sir Half Caine's
most famous novel, directed by Mau
rice Tourneur, opens at the Page the
atre today for three days.
Tho story of "Tho Christian" is well
known to readers and playgoers it
concerns the efforts of one John Storm
become a Christian socialist, to live
as Christ would live, and his struggle
to free himself from his love for Glory
Quayle. He meets the usual end that
comes to all reformers and prophets
is mobbed to death.
Tho cast Is a notable one: Richard
Dlx plays the lead and opposite him is
Mae Duscli. Other players are Phyllis
Haver, Gareth Hughes, Mahlon Ham
ilton, Joseph Dowllng. Claude Gilllng
water, Cyril Chanwic.t, Beryl Mercer,
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TTTTT7SDAY. MAY 3. 1023
MET CRIED
E TRAP WAS SPRUNG
f Pass with Picoarillo, his son Pteve
and Mrs. Lfttsandra. That evening,
evidence at the trial showed, Picoar
illo and Mrs. Lassundra went to the
Coleman police headquarters and
called Lawson out. His two little
children. curious. followed him.
Then, witnesses testified. Mrs. Las
eandra leveled a pistol and fired four
times, lwson fell mortally wounded.
Father Fidilis, Roman Catholic
chaplain, spent several hours with
the doomed pair. The sheriff barred
newspaper writers from the prison
and also refused to permit them to
Witness the executions. i
"You are hanging an innocent
man iod help me:" Piccarillo ex-1
claimed. A moment later the trap
was sprung.
A moment later Mrs. Lassandra
followed him to the scaffold.
"Why do you hang me when I
didn't do anything?" she wailed. "Is
there anyone here who has any pity?"
Guards, ignoring her appeal, quick
ly prepared her for death and just
before the trap was sprung she said
she forgave everybody.
Harry Northrup, Robert Bolder. Milla
Davenport, Alice Hesse and Aileen
Pringle.
Altitude Itecord Broken.
I.E BOl'KGET, France, May 3.
The -military aviator, Gontard today
broke the altitude record for a ma
chine carrying a load of 550 pounds
by rising to a height of S0O0 meters,
(approximately 26,250 feet), as
against the previous record of 7338
meters, made by Jean Casale on
March 20 last.
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