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MEDFORD STXIE TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREOOX, FRTDXY, STARCH 30. 3923
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
' Another charming member (if the
Ladles of the Six Shooters hua re
moved from all earthly activity a lov
ing citizen and kind sweetie. Sho
saved New York gome money by tak
ing the Extermination degree Immedi
ately after eradicating Hie objection
able person of the opposite gender.
The list of Democratic candidates
for president in 1924 is growing, and
ia almost as Imposing as the roll of
aspirants for United States senator
from this state.
' -The esteemed weatherman has de
cded to commit BUiclde by Inaugurat
ing A rain Sunduy.
. GO RIGHT AHEAD, ETHEL1
V .' (Panama City 8tar)
Notice My husband, 8uml.
). Brouson, having left my home and
', protection without any Just cause
'Since the 13th of May, 1D20, and
I hl whereabouts are unknown to
,me, I therefore notify the public
that it's my Intention to get nmr
flfld. Slg. Mrs. Kthol Hrouson. .
' 100 MEN WANTED TO EAT
CHICKEN. ROYAL LUNCH COUN
TER. (Ad Redding, Cal., News). Ek
ceedlngly tough, and It may take more.
THEM WERE THE DAY8 OF
THE YELLOW-LEGGED CHICKEN
' (Literary Digest)
Time was when a long face nnd 1
' a grave mien were considered
proper for the preacher, and ho
was supposed to smile only under
the softening Influence of a chris
tening or a wedding. Hut that
' day, we are told, Is gone. Came a
group of young men who looked
upon the world and found it fair,
who saw that God had filled crea
tion with tilings of. beatuy, and
who could discover no reuBon why
they could not bo' llko other
henlthy-minded men and still be
preachers.
The leading hollrnlBor of the nation
Is not half the Idiot the genural public
suspected. "The American people,"
aid Mr. Ktoster, from the witness
atand, "are not immune from radical
Ideas. They sometimes accopt them
hysterically." And ain't It tho truth.
A sugar-coated nutty notion, with a
little salntllnoBB mixed ;n, Is apt to
infatuate them any time.
THE SELF HATER
' (Chlco Enterprise)
I am sending you a clipping
which appeared In the society col
, umns today. You know everything
about my wedding is duly chron
icled by some reporter.
Lovingly nnd gratefully yours,
LESLIE HAMILTON..
WAITING
' (John Burroughs) ,
Serene, I fold my hands and wnr
Nor cure for wind, nor tide, nor son;
I race no more 'gainst Time or Fnto,
'For lo! my own shall come to mo.
' ' - 1
I stay my haste, I make ilolnys,
For what avails this caper pace?
I stand amid th' eternal ways,
(And whoXlls mine shall know my face
Asleep, awake, by night or day,
Tho friends I seek are seeking mo;
No wind can drive my bark astray, '
Nor change the tido of dostluy.
3
What matter IP I stand alono? 1
I wait with Joy tho coming yonrn;
My heart shall reap where It hath
sown.
And gamer up Its fruit ot toars.
r.
The waters know their own nnd dm w
The brook that springs In yomler
heights;
So flows the good with equal '.aw
Unto th soul of pure delights.
I
The stars come nightly to tho sky,
The tidal wave cnniaw to the s.m;
Nor time, nor spaoe, no r doep, nor high
Can keep my own tway from mo.
OUTLAWING WAR.
SENATOR BORAH'S latest move for world peace lias scarcely re
ceived the attention it deserves. ,
The senator from Idaho proposes to outlaw war. lie favors an in
ternational court, which would settle disputes between nations, as
civil and criminal courts within nations, now settle disputes between
individuals.
Such a procedure would deprive war of its present moral and
legal sanction. As international law is now formulated, one nation
may declare war on another, whenever it wishes, and on whatever
(.'rounds it may deem sufficient. War once declared, force automatF
ciilly becomes supreme and military necessity allows the destructive
passions full sway.
An international court would not, as tin world is at present con
siituted, eliminate all war, any more than criminal courts now elimi
nate all crime. Hut it would make the war .maker an outlaw just as
the criminal court now makes the law-breaker an outlaw.
Senator Borah's proposition is absolutely sound, essentially logi
cal and should receive the support of all people in this country who
lire sincere in their desire to see the world change its course and
organize for peace. In its freedom from political entanglements it
lias a decided advantage over the League of Nations, as at present
constituted, and in its uncompromising attack upon the legal founda
tions of iutcrnalional conflicts, it marks the first practical effort
toward the reconstruction of a new and better world.
Quill Points
Burly to bed and early to rise is a motto now used only by flies.
The odd part is that Adam named spring a season instead of a
yawn.
'
The nearest some wives ever comuto loafing is while filling a
bobbin.
The annoying thing about the man who knows it all is his persis
tence in telling it.
Esperanto can't hope to become as universally respected as the
language money talks.
Home is o place where the appearance of the table cloth tells
where the children sit.
The glass of fashion now is the onc'that separates the driver from
the occupants of tho tonncau.
Compression causes heat in some instances, but the hot heads usu
ally are tho empty ones.
Isn't is about time for the last surviving member of Jeff Davis'
body guard to die again?
Our old-fashioned opinion is that the proper carriage for a woman
to affect is a baby carriage.
Even in these dry times it is easy to get soaked after the oil stock
salesman learns your address.
Any man and wife can get along together unless both happen to
feel like pouting at the same time.
RipplingRhurass
ft
JK4.
FACING THE MUSIC.
THE LONG NIGHT through James Kickshaw wept, and kept,
the boarding house awake; men tossed in toed who should
liavo slept, because, his teeth were filled with ache. I faced him
at tho midnight hour, and said, "You've wailed enough, I guess;
a dentist dwells in yonder tower and ho will end your fierce dis
tress. II haply you shouldjack tho price, your fellow boarders
will chip in; but go at once, take my advice, and slop this most
outrageous din." But still he journeyed fro and to, and wept
anil wailed and wrung his hands, until the boarders hove in view,
in earnest and determined bauds. We rushed him swiftly down
the hall and fired him through the long front door, and took his
chromo from the wall, and bade him to return no more. You
have unpleasant work ahead, some task that makes your spirit
quail f Approach it with u dauntless tread, nnd don't send up a
yip or wail. Then all the boys will know you're game, a gent to
honor and admire, ami poets will embalm your name, when they
tuno up tho festive lyre. But if you gnash you teeth and bawl
when face to faeo with painful chore, some gents will rush you
down the hall, and kick you softly through the door.
SAY "BAYER" when you buy Aspirin .
l"nk you see the name "Bayer" on
p-k or on tablet you are net pet
Cine the f-cnitin Baytr product pro
snribnl by physicians over twenty-two
year- luid prowl nafo by million for
onliln, hradscho, (otithache, mracho, neu
ralgia, lumbago, rhmramtUm, neuritis,
T
(waiter Ilagcn, Brill!) open cham-j
I Ustants In the north and south open
pion. ristanced the field of sixty con- ;
title play with a card of 138 for the;
first 38 holes.
FOHT DODOEi la.. March 30..
Joe "Young" O'Hara, local boxer, has
been signed for a bout with Dave
Shade. California welterweight, in
Philadelphia next month. The date
has not been decided.
T t'YIVnTAlL' T-.. X ( 1. .ft
lfii-ul..ti .clMnnH ..D, .......'a Van.
hilbu l..Vu u.III ........ ..nln th). v..nr
Henjuniin lilock of New York, owner
of the famous horse, annr.-ineed to
day. He Intends to enter him at Em
pire City in June and later at Sara
toga, he said.
CANNES Mrs. Molla H. Mallory
ended her four-weeks tennis cam
paign disastrously when she was de
feated by tho comparatively unknown
Mile. Vlasea, 8-0. 9-7.
NEW YORK Jaek McAulllffe, II,
Detroit heavyweight, was chosen to
opposo Luis Firpo on the Wlllard
Johnson card at the Yankee sludtum
.May 12.
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their health toiuch an extent that
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AlunoficiAicGidogtvr of SalicylicAcid. 1 10 O, X IX ot.
Flat Rate
Service
The Poalor who soils tho
Automohilo is the man who
is much interested in the
good Service of that make of
car.
Our shop is working on
flat rate and parts used are
genuine Dodge Brothers
parts.
Our motto: Good service
at reasonable cost.
Geo. LTreichlcr Motor Co.
NEW YORK. March 30. Zach
Wheat, captain and veteran out-,
fielder of the Brooklyn Nationals,
has rejected his 1923 contract, ac- j
cording to advices today from the j
team's training camp at Clearwater,!
Fla. Wheat was reported to be hold
ing out for '$10,000.
Lumber Hearing Continues.
BEATTLK. .March 30. Hearing by
examiner W. W. Hheppard for the
federal trade commission on its'
charges that the Douglus Fir Explol-
tution and Export company unlaw-j
fully fixed domestic prlce of lum- j
ber, continued here today. It was ex-!
pected that presentation of evidence!
by the defense, including the 10G con- j
cerns composing the company, would
soon be finished and hearing of de-;
fenso evidence begin In Portland.
NEW YORK Two women phy
sicians developed serum that cured
boy of influenza. : meningitis, a dis
ease with a mortality rate higher!
than 96 per rent.
DONT ' FORGET TO 4. PHONE? YOUR
ORDER FOR EASTER
A ' ,' ' '
Tothe vv
Laurel Street Market
216 S. Laurel St.
Phone 475
Swift's Premium Hams 'Strictly Fresh Eggs
Fresh Beef, Veal, Pork and Lamb
Fresh Vegetables S. & W Canned Goods
7."".'''. "'a'"'''. Groceries of all kinds
We are here to supply your needs. Phone us your
order. Free Delivery. ' - '
An Easter Sale
of Meii's Suits
4.
e
Slyl.pl ul
Cloth
100
All Wool
Suits '
for
Men and
You ng Men
$25 & $30
Brand New Stock and Styles
Some were $35 values Some have " two pair of ' pant-Some
Tweeds Some Serges Some Gaberdines Some light Some
dark All sizes, from 32 to 44.' ' ,
SEE THEM IN" OUR WINDOW
Spring Hats
on Sale for Easter
Schoble and R & W Felts
$4.00 $5.00 ;$6.oo
Special
$3.50 and $4.00 duality
r ii t 1 . i
reit nais
Easter Special
$3;1S
D .-i
Boy's Suits
One lot of boys' all-wool
Suits, with 2 pair trousers '
$9-85
Johnny Tupants
Suits
In new Spring Tweeds,
2 pair of Pants with every
.... Suit .v K,-.r. ,:?y
$12-50and$15-505s'
Just
Arrived '
Arrow
Shirts
for Spring
Mann's Department Store
The Store for Everybody .
Medford,' Oregon
Easter
Ties
The
. Newest
Are Here
Phone 304,
Specials for Your Easter Dinner j
Spring Lamb, per lb. 40c I
j c: i: . u 11 . on ':
VI Irl-r oiiiv.ia.iic a xianiv, per ID. . . OUC y
Choice Veal Roast, per lb. .". . ,25c
Pn.l Ono 1U net-
. rrrViJi -V . n. """Oil IU. ,. . . ,ZUC .
W v K Capon Chickens, per lb. . 40c
A nice lot' of Young Rabbits, per lb. ... 30c
City Meat Market
Free Delivery Quality and Service . - Phone 324
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