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MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OHEliOX, T11UKSDAY, FEBRUARY -8, 1023
Wkpford Mail Tribune
A!4 INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER "
Fl'lli.lKHKD KVKKY AFTEK.NOON
l.'XCKl'T SUNDAY, BY THE
- .MEDKOni) PKINTINO CO.
TRADE AT HOME.
P MERCHANTS and their sales clerks wore not a mighty pooil
nntured bunch of folks, whose run Kb. etlgei have been worn down
fuXiJhSc?iydMrm'gn8a8inven; b-v m,K'h eaniiiet with human nature, they would hove reason to get
I
day dully ntwapapr.
Office Mall Tribune Building, 25-27-29
North Fir Btrwt. Phone 76,
j ralte grouchy nt tinif.s.
There nro some persons who will or send to more or less (lis-
of the Democratic I U,,IL tilliT., riJMl aionv iiiijjwj mm jiuiuiinn ui i-.uiui.ik, juimiuir, ii
$j
A-lilaiid Tribune.
KOBKRT W, rtUHL, Krlltor.
fi. Ht'MlTEJt SMITH, Manager.
A consolidation
ibt!neeM&u0tfe foodstuffs. Then when they find that they want some little article
in a hurry, and must have it for some pressing need, they rush to the
home store, and demand that it he supplied them instantly.
Ti,.,., i i. ...... .. ... i,.. ..,.,. i,... i ii .i.
HV M II In Advance- I 1 11 -M l- ill n'" i' iwcji rmviv" vi iiji iiu iiim; i'ii a
!& nh Sum,Unn'myo"rh-,7:52i variety of poods. Yet they fail to supply their share of the patron-
iZW ViukX:!uZ si S that would warrant these stores in keepin- sueh a Mock.
t&V&Z j."" Jnreby"ar ?.ne Ho A frroup of pood retail stores links up a town with tlte wonderful
U unt hn-wide system for distributing -modern products. They bring to
miiy w?ih Kunday sun month . .75 1 V'our doors the comforts and conveniences ot advanced civilization
Irom alt over the world, where you can examine and select the things
that you desire, and secure competent advice as to how to get the
results you want.
The people enn not expoet'to secure the kind of stores that their
community is entitled to, on the basis of its population and wealth,
if they are constantly running or sending away elsewhere to buy
(foods. Unless they give their patronage to their home stores, those
Mores can not serve them with maximum efficiency.
The men who own and conduct the stores of Jlcdford arc a loyal
force working all the time to build up this community, to provide it
with the best modern facilities and equipment, to improve its civic
advantages and promote its prosperity. When you deal with them,
you back up and promote the advance of your home town.
Dally, without Sunday Hun, month .65
Xally, 'without Sunday Sun, year.. 7.50
Dally, with Sunday Sun, ona year 8. .10
All terms by carrier, cash in advance.
Official paper of the City of Meilford.
Official paper of Jackson County.
Sworn dally average circulation for
Rlx month ending April I, 1922, 3528,
more than double the circulation of any
other leaner published or circulated In
JarJtHori County.
Entered nn second class matter at
Jl-itToru, Oregon, under act of March 8,
ia;u.
liEi:BEH8 OF TUB ASSOCIATE'
PRESS.
The Associated Press Is exclusively
e.ntltled to the use for republication of
all news dispatches credited to It or not
otherwise credited In this paper, and
also to the local news publlnhed herein.
All rights of republication of special
dispatches herein are also reserved.
Quill Points
Ye Smudge Pot.
y Arthur Peey.
The news from the Near East proves
again, America's nood of. 'a mundate
over Armenia.'
A girl from so far back In the tim
ber, she still wears hair ribbons, was
In our midst on the 7th Inst.
There are seven candidates already
for IT. S. Senator from this state in
1924, and what is the matter with the
remaining 882,583 residents of Oregon.
It was very considerate of the
French to pick out a pronounceable
spot,, like the Ruhr, for their present
shenanigan. , Ehretbrietensteln was
just as handy.;
People who are complaining about
the placidity of local conditions, will
not bo bothered with It much longer.
Spring Is here, and Nature is waking
up.
.. A FINE DISTINCTION
(Mllwaukeo Journal)
FOR RENT Pleasant furnished
rooms. Teachers or ladles pre
ferred.' 919 Minnesota avenue.
Phone 193-W. (Sub. LKJ.)
The Reg. FIfer youngtn Is master
ing the manly art of placing one hoof
In front of the other, by leaps and
bounds.
The curfew law Is now In full force
and effect, and there Is a wide Bpread
belief, Young America will obsorvo It,
like Old America does the laws they
don't like.
, HENRY FORD DRIVES OWN CAR
(Hdllne Chlco Enterprise) The
best reason yot why he should be
president.
."THE REWARD OF FULLNESS"
(Sermon topic Marshfleld News.)
The average Is about 30 days.
Dock Elliott has a new X-ray ma
chine for use on bicuspids and pocket-
books. :
A
A FARMER TALK8
Enid, Okla Eagle.
. I want a mon to work on my
farm. , I gon't give dancing los
S"DS I have no piano, I can't servo
planked steak three times a day
I do give three square meals, a
roal bod, fair wages. If any mini
who known ft cow from a tulklng
machine, can hear an alarm clock,
get up at 6 o'clock, wants tho Job,
1 will agree not to treat him like
one ot the family, but n darn sight
better. ' (Sub. P.K.)
While cutting whiskers with ono
hand, and taxes with the other Wed.,
William Bates crossed himself.
New spring huts are blooming on
tho Galsbevlkls, and tho vegetation Is
sparse this year.
The predatory creatures usod for
decorative purposes at the Sportsmen
banquet, are still lurking on the win
dow sills, at the scone of the oratorical
debauch. ; . 1
The log! slut nro Is so busy knocking
fool bills In tho head, thoy have no
time : to pass a moaaure putting a
crimp in plain and fnncy hellralsing.
OUT WITH IT1
(Lakevlew, O. News)
' William Hester Bang masterly and
with feeling, blubblubblubbluh
hlubbltil) blub Bhilrluotaoii vpsktil
gltibbltibblubblub to a lnrgo audi
ence ot music lovers.
"Tho Crocus In tho Moonlight," a
lory in this month's Isstio of the
Western Farmer, ought to be "The
Creosote In the Moonshine"
Sparkle!
-purify the blood
Dr. KINGS PILLS l$rHM
-for gmsllpation If,' AJr
There are no statues of men who felt sorry for themselves.
, Much that passes for philosophy is no more than n good digeetion.
Wisdom is merely the reaction that i'ollyws contemplation of re
ceipted bills.
A woman's declining years come before the age of thirty. Af;cr
thiit she is glad to accept.
Making Germany knuckle down was a small job. compared with
li. liking her dig up.
An educated man is one who can name the cabinet members and
give a reasonable explanation.
Oddly enough, nearly all the men who borrow fountain pens think
the art of writing consists in putting weight behind it.
There's always a darker side. Jackie Coogan's parents can't use
liim ns an income tax exemption.
The choke helps to start the car. If only the thing had an ap
pliance to choke the driver and stop it.
Tongue Twisters
(To ba read aloud)
By C. L. EDSON,
Author of tho Gentle Art of
Columnlng.
NEW YORK, Feb. 8 -Jess WKlard
was today on the road to a return
bout with Jack Dempsey, to whom
he lost tho world's heavyweight box
ing championship In Toledo, Ohio,
in July, 1910.
Willard will meet' Floyd Johnson,
tho 190-pound Iowa youth, who has
created a sensation In heavyweight
circles since his debut here last fall.
Willard la being permitted to meet
Johnson in a fifteen-round bout at
the new Yankee stadium May 21,
because the bulk of the proceeds will
go to the mill fund of the mayor's
c-ommltteo of women, for which a
charity bout annually is held under
the direction of Tex Ttleknrd. The
two boxers will get $25,000 each.
Johnson was to have met Tom Gib
bons of St. Paul in Madison Square
Carden March 19. but this bout was
called off last night.
1JK CHAMOIS KIIIMMIKS.
A (luimolH diil tho Khlmmie,
In thn prcsctiiK of a Svtaml;
TwuM u ynimi-jiinui C'luiinui.
And she xhook n wicked Kliimmlc
"I may N it rummy, ditniino''
Knlil tho Siwinii to tilt- I'lutniolH,
"but I like u see you sliltiiiiilc:
You're n gamy, kIiow-iiic- t'buinols,
Ixir' forKliuim'! Hut you xlliimidc,
-!i l.or' Itiiniiie. what u t'luimola.
Show nio. L'haiuoU, sluiiuo me
t'hamolH
Miliiiniltv t'lutnioi.s, do."
GROSS VALUE OF
FARMS !NE
CLEVELAND, Feb. C The first
squad of major league baseball play
ers to leave' for tho south for spring
training departed from here tod.-iv for
Hot Springs. Ark. It was composed
of the veteran battery men of the
Cleveland Indians.
WASHINGTON, Feb. S. Agricul
tural production has a gross farm
value c $14, 310, 000, One, for 1922,
compared with $12,402,000,000,000
In 1921, the department of agricul
ture announced today. , . ;(, .
Crops were valued at $8,961,000,
000 compared with $6,934,000,000;
ind animal products at $5,349,000,
000. compared with $5,465,000,000.
.N'EW YORK -Charles H. Ebhetts.
owii'-r of Iho Urooklyn National I
Ii-.ieho baseball club, announced he I
would retire from baseball as soon as j
he could sell the club.
Drink Water
If Back or
Kidneys Hurt
Begin Taking Salts if You Feel
Backachy or Have Bladder
Weakness
NEW YORK Jess Willard. former
heavyweight bovlng champion of the
world wps mitched to box Floyd
Johnson of Towa fifteen rounds at
I he new Yankee stadium, May 12.
NEW YORK View York amateur
boxers won the International Inter
citv boxing tournament by capturing
four finals1 and ono special event,
with Toronto second.
linsketball.
.t Snlerh Washington State col
lege 33- "Willamette university 11.
At S"oknne Oon2figa 38: Univer
sity of Montana 20.
ty won nason
THE TALKING DEALER.
Reduce Those Danger
ous Swollen Veins
I WENT to Iligg the hatter, to buy a Sunday lid; he bored me
with his chatter, ns merchants seldom did. He talked about
the weather, about, the crop of rye, and roundly asked me whether
I voted wet or dry- He talked about the kaiser who now in
exilo dwells, and thought he'd have been wiser to cut out wed
ding bells. He talked about the graces of females he could name,
and spoke nbout the races which are Tinjiiana's game. I said,
"Oh, Higg tho halter, you send a pain through me, for your re
marks are flatter than any spiel should be. I've walked through
weary valleys, down roads where autos skid, through dusty
streets and alleys, to buy myself a lid. I toiled along the high
way, mid up the woodland aisle, and through tho reeking byway,
to get myself a lile. You should be calm and quiet, and place
within my reach, n hat that is a riot, a kelly that's n peach. No
idle themes should enter the eloquence you throw, but all your
tnlk should center upon that grand chapeau. Then, then you
might persuade me to blow five bones or four, but, as it is, you've
Hindi' me resolve to leave your store."
Physicians nre preacl'lbing and
hospitals are using a new and harm
less, yet very powerful germicide that
,not only causes enlarged or varicose
veins nnd bunches to become normal,
hut also reduces goitre, enlarged
glands and wens. :) '
Ask any first class druggist for an
original two-ounce bottle of Moono's
Emerald OH (full strength) nnd re
fuse to ncccpt anything in its place.
It Is such a highly concentrated prep
aration that two ounces lasts a long
time nnd furthermore If this wonder
ful discovery docs not produco tho re
sults anticipated, you can have tho
price refunded.
It is not wise for anyone to allow
swollen veins to keep on enlarging.
Often they burst and cause weeks of
pain, suffering and loss of employ
ment. Start the Emerald Oil treat
ment as directions ,ndviso and Im
provement will begin at once. Your
druggist can supply you.' Heath's
Drug Store, West Side Pharmacy.
Adv.
Too much rich food forms acids which
: excite and overwork the kidneys in
their efforts to filter it from the system,
i Flush the kidneys occasionally to re
! lieve them like you relieve the bowels.
removing acids, waste and poison, else
you may feel a dull misery in the kid
ney region, sharp pains in the back or
sick headache, dizziness, the stomach
sours, tongue is coated, and when the
weather is bad you have rheumatic
twinges. The urine is cloudy, full of
sediment, tlte channels often get irri
tated, obliging one to get up two ot
three times during the night.
To help neutralize these irritating
acids and flush off the body's urinous
waste, begin drinking water. Also get
about four ounces of Jad Salts from
any pharmacy, take a tablespoonful in
a glass of water before breakfast for
a few days and your kidneys may tiien
act line and bladder disorders disappear.
This famous salts is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice, com
bined with lilhia, and has been used
! for years to help clean and stimulate
sluggish kidneys and stop bladder irri
tation. Jad Salts is inexpensive and
makes a delightful effervescent lithia
water drink which millions of men and
women take now and then to help pre
vent serious kidney and bladder dis
orders. liy all means, drink lots of good water
every day. Have your physician exam
ine your kidneys at least twice a year.
DON'T '
FORGET i
H'd'we
Co.
USED CARS
That have not been misused
Priced right
Crater Lake Automotive Co.
U. S. Veterans Who Want Work
Tho IT. S. Veterans' bureau hns the
following physically rehabilitated
trained men ready for work:
Buttery mechanics: 1 married, 2V
years, at Portland; 1 married, 24
years, at bend.
Telegraphers: 1 married, 1 child.
26 years old; 1 single. 8 years' expe
rlcnre Wat-hmnkcr, married, C months'
fr. irlnl.
Tr.-i.-tnr rcpiiliiiuin. d'-innns'riHor
mid i sil- siiinn. 26 yenrs, single,
mitt her.
Salesman, electric supplies. 22
v-cni's, slivrle, 8 dependents.
VuP-nnlzcr, 26 years, married, 2
children.
Leg scaler nnd tallyman, ( Portland
vicinity, 26 yenrs, mnrricd.
Atilo mechanics: 1 repairman. 26.
single, in Mc.Mlnnvlllo; 1 electrician,
ni. mother, lit Salmi; 1 electrician.
27. none, at I'ortlnnd: 1 electrician,
3 1, nunc, ul Portland; 1 cleaner, 30.
nmiTled, lit Portland- 1 clectrl-lan.
30. married, tit Portland: 1 Iwltcry
anil tire renalrnian. single, nt Port
land: 1 battery nnd tiro repairman,
single, nt Medford.
Shoe repairmen: 1 26 years,
single, wants Job: 1 2.1 yenrs, 3 de
pendents, open own shop.
Lens grinder, 30 years, single.
Horticulturist, prunes, peaches,
wants to manage nnd buy In.
Pipe organist. 27 yenrs. married, 1
child, union scale.
Stationary steam engineer, 28 yenrs
old. single. 4 years' experience.
Dental mechanic, married, 28 years
old.
Accountants nnd bookkeepers: 1
24 years, single, at lleppner; 1 31
sears, single, nt Portland.
One general nfflco man, 26 yeurs,
married, at Portland.
I-lleitrlcal wiremnn and fixture
'iiun'. 40 years, married, Portland.
itadio npcrutor, 3d class, 2d grade.
Light labor, watchman, etc., 5 men
it Portland.
T-'or further Information communl
- ate with tho V. S Veterans' llureau,
Myler Uldg., Ninth nnd Oak streets,
P"rtlnnd Phone Itroadway 7621.
RHEUMATISM ;
CANNOT EXIST !
cii the human body If you will use
Trunk's Prescriptions, In fact, it la a
-ihauin to suffer with Inflammatory,
muscular, sclutlc or any form ot ,
rheumatism. Trunk's Prescription
DDKS NOT depress the heurt, It
HOKS NOT ruin the stomach F.at ,
th meat and good food you wish i
I' do-s not cont-tln any harmful;
limit or narcotic but positively,
overcome rheumatism Bnd gout.i
WHAT MOHK DO YOU WANT? '
There Is nothing better. It Is also
an excellent I.lver Medicine and the
greatest Prlc Acid Solvent known. I
Trunk's Prescription sells for $1 75
or 3 for onlv $5.00 at Hasklns,
Blue Front Fixit Shop
111 . Hollj Wl,
"WE FIX ANYTHING"
Itiono 4.14
Hnior lllaile Xhnrpcnlng
.A-yyv -
Possibly YoufM?2
A Good Time
to Visit the
WEST COAST
OF MEXICO
Low round trip
tickets on sale
Feb. 14th Mar. 31st
Didn't Know
When gping East you may Include
Hint lonired-for trip to California nt
pi-iirtirnlly no additional cost.
You may choose ono of several de
lightful routes each distinctive In
Itself.
Then, too, you havo liberal stop
over privileges.
Pour "Shasta Route" trains are at
your service every day.
Let your local ticket agent furnish
detailed Information, time tables and
booklets, or wrlto
JOHN M. SCOTT
, General Pasengcr Agent
Portland, Oregon
I I LINES I I
rotectton
Ask for Karo and see that this bull's-eye
is on the label. It's the mark for
Quality. Karo is the syrup for
every usespread on pancakes, biscuits,
sliced bread for children; for cooking,
baking and candy-making.
The-? is a Karo for every
I'.ih'.fe and every meal:
1 . CMt f Syrup Kit Label Kero
; 2. C171.V irii.e Fi.-i.i'u' riaror
jV.ii Lvjbi'l Kxro
Z. 5ruu?: Cjr.Green Label Kara
Hith Pure Ma fie Sugar
4. im'.td cn Maple Flaw
Orange Label liaro
;.- p.
. . . r-'i, i .a
Product Meftmg cu., .Jcpt. A, ie, Ulinoii
It's the
Tread That
Wears Out
Why not buy a tire with a wider
and thicker tread. We have it.
THIS WEEK IS YOUR LAST
CHANCE TO BUY AT THE
OLD PRICES '
PETTY'S TIRE SHOP
132 South Riverside Phone 162-R
TO HAVE YOUR OLD CLOTHES
RELINED, CLEANED AND PRESSED
Our Equipment and Experience Assures You the
Best Service.
CLEANING, DYEING, REPAIRING,, PRESSING
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18,000 People Killed
Ey Automobile Accidents last year, and
1,500,000 People Injured
Protect yourself with an
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Eenefits $1,000 death or dismemberment, $25 a
week disability.
Cost $7.50 First Year, $5.00 Year
Thereafter
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J. W. Kirkpatrick
IIanager Southern Oregon -713
E. Jackson . Phone 877-J