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Ye Smudge Pot
y Arthur Prry.
. Tlio drama of Bastrop, La., lias Us
moments of farce, as all good dramas
should, and fiction runs a dead heal
with the facts. The high chief of flub
dubbery, pompous-In his power, pos
sessed, according to the testimony, the
rare and marvelous faculty of being
two different places at the same tlmo.
He was out on the dusty highway
when In the cool grocery store. Then
there is the conscience pricked gent,
who in high gqueanilshnoss, gave a
baby f 1.50 salve for the mother, not
to see what she had Been. The
amount of the bribe is proof enough
of Us simplicity, but the ability to bo
where one Is not is worthy of the
closest Bciontiflc scrutiny.
''"'MATRIMONY WILL OUT
.', (Oregon City Enterprise)
The marriage came as a sur
prise to the frlonds of the family,
although there hoB beon Indica
tions for some tlmo that tha
young couple were contemplating
such a stop.
f The fog was so thick Saturday, nu.
tolsts were not forcod to obscure their
vUlon with goggles.
' Several absonteo horticulturists
have returned from tho tropics, where
they were sent by tho poor crops and
high taxes.
.The favorite trick of all legisla
tures Is to Inaugurate economy, by
putting tho Inmates of the state pris
ons to work.
HE MADE IT SUNDAY
(Red Bluff News) ,
Zip Friday did not make his
spcoch Saturday as was expected.
Aft tho nations of Europe aro on
"the brink of tho abyss of economic
destruction,", and can only bo yanked
hook from some, by America can
celling all war debts.
Many disinterested pnrtles ontortnln
the notion that the Sportsmen ban
quet Feb. 3 should bo chnngod to a
boxing contest Tho Inhabitants of
Roguo river havo becomo onmoahod
in state politics and no wondor tlioy
won't bite.
The barbarous choek hold has boon
barred from all Kansas shindigs.
80UND8 PLAUSIBLE
(Honolulu Stnr-llullotin)
This Is tho first vacation taken
by Snoll and Nelllst sines they
had tholr last one.
Disposal of a cold Is aggravating
work, owing to tho oIuhIvoiiobb of tho
affliction. Chased out of the lungs,
tho fugitive Bottles In tho knees and
run out of that locality, It sojourns to
tho back of tho neck, and so on. Bomo
wear out a cold, like n pair of pantH.
but this Is dungorous, owing to lia
bility of disintegrating ahead of the
cold.
Some of the townspeople have re
turned to normalcy ami to prove It
have purchased I0 cats orlglnully
from far off I'ornlii.
LOST: A tun lady's capo at tlie
Elks' Club Suturduy night. (Want
Ad Klamath Iloruld.) What color
was the capo?
. , CAMPUS JEALOU8Y
. . , (Eugene Guard)
A Vniverslty of Oregon boy,
Warto up tin a girl, threw a shock
into the armory dunce crowd Sat
urday nlijlit. The lad appeared In
company with another boy and for
A few dances no ono suspected.
Finally the women decided all was
not woll in their midst and tho
couple was Invited to leave the
hnll by tho liollco matron.
The opening sobs of the presi
dential campaign were emitted Satur
day night by warborses of Democracy.
The plan seems to be to get tho women
voters in a sympathetic mnod, and
then hold It nntlnnwhlp linl, n'nr the
flwllng of 11 Ideals,
DAY BY
DAY BY DAY in every wny
worse ar.d worse. And us
outstanding fact is becoming clearer mid clearer, the only thing
that can prevent complete distiater is "A" League of Nations, u
League of all civilized tuitions,
its decrees.
TJiero can lie no other outeoni'
dure. It is all very well to talk
impossibility of u world organized for ponce, tho. futility of Wilson
iul idealism, etc., etc., but the hard eold facts demonstrate that with
out some such organization, without some such Idealism, in a very
few years there will no world left, no- w6rld, that is, thut many
people will want to recognize. .;'
"Hang together or hang separately," 1hi(t old aphorism expresses
tho situation exactly. It may be human iuituru to fight, but today
international fighting means international ruin. The nations of the
world must either beat their swords into ploughshares or like the
ancient hero, fall on them.
;With a League of Nations that would protect Franco from a re
llabiiituted Germany, the present Ruhr loudness would be impossible.
Wklh disarmament extended, as far as individual nations are con
cerned, with the engines of destruction controlled by a league of
them, the human race could get back to peaceful work and to some
thing' resembling normalcy again.
Thvy say necessity is the mother of invention. It may he the
mother' of many other things. Grim and pitiless necessity will be
the mother of a world league unless the people of the world soon
yield to those lenders, who perceive the peril that further inaction
involves.
Ouill
So this is splendid isolation.
Where ignorance is bliss, don't
Radicalism is merely a quest for
Hint to France : Hard works
Why shouldn't a nation protect
nation.
Eventually the Nubel peace prize
the' deficit.
Another eternal triangle consists in a bonehead,.a fast car, and
nn emergency ward.
Tho machinery of the League of
however, without oil.
A premier probably doesn't
he learns how to handle wood.
A conference is a gathering
fellow to Jiuiko concessions.
' Eamonn do Valeriv urges loyal Irishmen not to obey the law.
What a wet advocate that man would make I
An ardent progressive is a man
somebody else hold the reins.
"Everybody should learn to drive a car."' This is especially
true of those who now sit behind the steering wheels.
Fable: Once there was an individual who made a reputation in
Europe and didn't come to America to cash it.
Those who think oratory is a
lines addressed to au alarm clock
We know a man who finished seventeen lessons of a memory
training system and forgot to make the last payment.
A political writer says women
They might as well. The groom is
Somehow Germany reminds us of the man who was sentenced
to hang and didn't have enough ehin to hold the noose on.
Correct this sentence: "Of course you may keep it," said the
mother; "I think it's so nice to have a pup about the house."
RippIingRhuross
THRIFT
F
OR a week wo practice thrift, we're cautious, frugal lads; to
tho bunk we daily drift, with a roll of hard-earned scads;
we've made resolutions chaste, wo will cut out wanton waste, to
the bunk we'll o in haste with the dollars of our dads. It we'll
only stick to this, to this policy sublime, we will store up heaps of
bliss for our distant winter limn; when old ape has made tts bent
we'll repose in sweet content, not afraid to blow a cent or a
nieklo or n dime. If we save our chitikenfeed while we're stronp;
ami full of vim, mho, which eomos with ghastly speed, will not
seem so bleak and prim; with a bundle on the ice, ap;e will seem
serene and nice, and we'll chortle once or twice and send up n
cheerful hymn. Soon nr lale we'll have the flu or tho oolie or the
hives; and the village does will do all they can to save our lives I
If we're busied when we're sick all the does will file a kick; we'll
bo outlawed protly rptiok with our children and our wives. For
the world has little use for tho delegate who's broke, though he's
able to produce, in his line, a trail' of smoke; he may boast of
noble birth, or of talent or of worth, but he's sized up. on this
earth, as a feeble sort oT joke. Let its salt the kopeck down, let
us put it in the baflk; let's preserve tlie minted crown and the
guilder and tho franc ; let ns walk in prudent ways, practice thrift
because, it pays; then when come, the rainy day wc shall never
draw n blank.
DAY, ETC.
conditions in Kuropo are growing
they grow worse unci worse, one
with an army and navy to enforce
if European civilization is to rti
ahout tho inevitability of, war, the
Points
ask what's in the hash.
a short cut to Easy Street.
break no diplomatic deadlocks.
I
industry? Industry protects the
will go to the man who invented
Nations will work more smoothly
find cabinet making difficult, once
'
where everybody expects the other
who has grown weary of watching
dead art should hear some of the
at (3 a. m.
instinctively favor the best man.
already taken.
WEEK.
4TN) T"l Z
The "Baby Senator" in Washington
no is Senator elect D. C. Dill of tho state of Washington, nt left, who
has urrlved in the capital to bogln his official duties, which begin on
March 4th. Ho was greeted by Senator Pat Harrison of Mississippi, right,
who until now has been the youngest member of the Senate.
Boys', and Girls' Club Work
in Jackson County Explained
"What is boys' and gills' club work
and what aro Its purposes?" has been
asked . by some who have not seen
any of the work or had It explained
to them.
Tho tiuestloner certainly hadn't at
tended tho Btnto fair nor scon the
buildings filled with display of club
members' calves, pigs, sheep, sew
ing, cooking, canning, etc., for a
major part of the interest at the
fair was mound the exhibits, the
demonstrations, the Judging or the
salo of boys' and girls' club animals.
A notieenblo part of tho exhibits at
our own Jackson county fair were
those of club work and the prospects
that there will bo such a demand for
space at tho 1923 fair that It will
almost call for a special building to
be devoted to boys' and girls' club
work.
Tho United States department of
agriculture and tho Oregon- Agricul
tural College eo-operating with the
county place so much stress on boys'
and girls' club work ns a means of
training and holding tho interest of
the young folks to farm llfo that Its
adoption is being urged In nil dis
tricts whero It is no.fr already existing.
Club work Is outlined so that boys
or girls anywhere can tnko up a
project cither individually or in
groups. ' It is preferable, however,
that membership be held In a stand
ard club beeauso 'of "the advantages
that a club has. 1
Tho requirements of a standar.d
club are: That Hhcrd1 bo at least
five membors, although an enrollment
of not less than seven Is preferable,
working on the same project: that a
definite program of work for tho club
year be worked out.
Club organization with officers.
An adult local leader in charge
during tho year, npd this one is per
haps tho most Important of any for
the success of tho club is in a large
measure due to the Interest tho local
leader has and the time and help he
ASHLAND'S C!TY
F
PROFIT IN 1922
ASHLAND, Jan. 22. There arc
26 separate funds in tho municipal
budget, tin.' number growing with
about every additional unuuul period.
In round figures the receipts In these
various " funds fortthe year 111-2 ng
greKate $320,000. ' and the expendi
tures $24r,ono, leaving balances of
17 ,000 In the several funds. Con
trary to general assumption., the
electric light receipts nre greater
than from any other unit of the
city's utilities, the showing last your
having boon J.'ifi.ooo In thl classifi
cation, with expenditures of Jfil.OOO.
tho receipts as given pot including
biilauco on hand January I, 11122. Tile
j receipts of the water department
I were $32,000, and expenditures $50.-
000, drawing upon n substantial re
serve to make up the difference, ex
penditures being unusually heavy In
that department, ilnnds and inter
est, water sinking fund ranks third In
Impnrtnnro, 'receipts nnd balance
amounting to J32.000, and expendi
tures $30,000.
Among bul.mces of six figures or
over, the Keneritl fund has t.'.5!s.G4:
street. $ t.ll.Sli.411; water, JS.435.S0;
electric light, $18,233.20: library,
$12 18.1.0; Keneinl bond redemption,
$2.75:1.82; Interest nnd bonds, $14-!i;
real estate refunding bond sinking.
f4U7:.67; park, ?ltiSl.K4.
The electric light sinking and de
preciation balance funds amount to
$22.1-10.12, and the water sinking
fund to $ IMS. 05. Of the balances on
hand. January 1. 1'.'23. tho city was
the owner of $12,000 In Victory Lib
erty Loan bonds, bearing 4 per.
cent, and had $82,6tit.97 on deposit
In local banks.
Of the $;U,.r.s:.21 worth of bends
owned by the city, most are bearing
6 per cent, the water fund holding
$13,000 of Tillamook county school
district nt 5a per cent, nnd $51153. 34
in the A.shland Improvement scries.
The electric liiibt depreciation fund
is credited with $2000 or IVIk county
school district Issue, also $15211. S7 of
Ashland improvement obligations.
The general bond redemption fund
has Investments of $12,000 Ashland
Improvement lionds. In the way of
general bond redemption, the sum of
$ IS. 000 was paid during tho iwst
year. ,
The municipal payroll approxi
mates $20,000 p,r year, nnd Is not
lownlng that amtmilv knows of.
rather Incrct'lng Ibwever. In ns
slsilng to meet this expenditure tllci
. , . ,,' .... j
' t if
or she Is willing to give.
When these four requirements are
fulfilled the charter fnr tho club will
be sent for, and in order to make
satisfactory completion tho following
additional requirements are made:
At least six .club meetings held
during tho yenr.
A local club exhibit held annually.
A demonstration team of three
members which must give nt least
ono public demonstration in tho
.rommunlty.
An achievement day held at the
nd of the club year.
The completion of the project nnd
the sending in of tho final report on
:heir work.
This report is to be kept by all
members nnd by it they determine
Just how much profit was mado with
tho work they carried on, allowing
them a cost on all of the time they
put in on the project. The begin
ning of the animal or materials used,
tho feed and all outlay is also kept.
Projects cover, sowing,- homenuik
Ing, cooking, canning, rural home
benutlfication, corn raising, potato
raising, vegetable raising, tho rais
ing of poultry (4 kinds), pigs, cither
for breeding or market purposes,
calves, beef or dairy for breeding or
market, sheep, gouts, or rabbits, the
keeping of dairy herd records, and
the raising of bees.
It is essential thnt purebred ani
mals bo provided for girls and boysj
luiwiik mo tiiuiiuii projects una mi
better way can be used for getting
a better strain of animals .into a
community than the encouraging-o'f
the animal divisions in club work.
Many enterprising communities are
and all should realize this and are
doing all possible to got tho boys and
girls started In the right way and Bee
that active local leadership is af
forded. All sewing, cooking and home
making projects aro to be finished
before school dismisses for tho sum
mer. city received during 1922, $5403 in
the wny of interest, $4500 from bond
Investments nnd $905 from bnnks.
T
COLUMBUS, Ohio. Jan. 22. Ap
plication for bonch warrants for the
arrest of Alexander Howat, former
president, and August Dorchy, for
mer vice president of tho Kansas
union miners, was filed in tho dis
trict court hero this afternoon by 11
K. Hosenstoin. country, attorney uf
Cherokee county. vJudKo l'"- "W. Hohh
set tho hearing on the application for
1 riday.
Mr. Iiosensteln's application asked
that the former officials be placed
in tho county jail to servo the re
mainder of their six months sentence
for violation of tho Kansas Industrial
court law by calling a strike. They
havo 54 .days more to serve. Mr.
Kosenstein said bo was taking the
action on instructions from the at
torney Keneral's office.
U .S. DRY DIRECTOR'S
TRIAL IS STARTED
HELKXA. Mont., Jan'. 22. Thai
L. E. Towksbury, ullogod to have
been tho "go between" who collected
money from the Montana Brewing
company of Great Kails and the Lew
Iston Brewing company of Lewis
town and ullogod to have turned
part of It over lo O. H. P. Shelly, col
lected tho money without knowledge
or Shelly, will bo the defense of the
former federal prohibition director
for Montana, it was Indicated in the
outline or the case by Shelly's coun
sel lo tho jury this morning.
The trial of tho Montana member
of the national republican commit
tee who was removed as federal nro
h'bltlon enforcement director for
Montana last August began before
I'nltod States District Judgo Uouquln,
t his morning.
Bible Thoughtft Today
A SAKK UK 1'liKAT. Ho thou my
strong habitation, whereunto I may
contlnuully resort; thou hnst given
cmnuiimdiiient to save ine; for then
art n:y r,nV un.l my fortress I'S
71 ;o,
Tongue Twisters
(To be read aloud)
By C. L. EDSON,
Author of the Gentle Art of
Columnlng.
ANIMAL NIGHTMARE
Harry smoked a elflareitc and had
an awful dream;
A drunk menagerie went by, and al
most made him acmm;
He watched a tapir caper and on otter
7 totter by, i. . ,
And later came a 'gator with a sweet
potater pie! '
And a monkey and a donksy on the
' way to Kankakee; ' '
And a nigger and a tiger and a cougar
', on a spree;
And a babboon with a bib on, and a
gibbon full of gab,
With a buzzard and a lizzard all hap-
hazzard In a cab.
The silly armadillo chose to dally In
the throng,
And help the happy hoopes and the
hippo hop along.
Came the cassowary very, very weary
in a can,
''Can you stand It?" he is askedmg.
Says the pelican "I can."
The puffin, who was puffin', passed
the sea gar a cigar,
Saying, "Hope I'm not offending." Said
the jaguar, "You are."
This taught the lad a lesson that he
never will forget, .
That dreams are most distressin'
when you smoke a cigarette.
START TRAINING
CHICAGO, Jan. 22. (By the Asso
ciated Press.) Jack Dempsey stopped
in Chicago two hours today on his way
to New York to go Into training, or aa
he put It "to go to work," In prepara
tion for some bout yet to be arranged.
lie expressed the wish to stop in
Toledo to participate tomorrow night
in a benefit for tlie late Jimmy Glynn's
children, whose father, an old time
manager of boxers, died leaving four
little girls nearly destitute.
DempBey promised A. D. Thatcher
of Toledo that it it were possible he
would take part in the benefit.
CHICAGO, Jan. 22. Johnny Meyers,
middleweight wrestling . champion,
who was scheduled for eight matches
on the Pacific coast, starting on Jan
uary 31 with Young Sandow at Holly
wood, will not start his engagements
until one week later, it was announced
here Vdny. The match with Young
Sandow has been moved back one
week.
S. C. tiolf Tourney Opens.
LOS ANGELES, Jan. 22. More
than. 200 golfers representing many
nations of tho country and including
Gene Sarnzen, national open and pro
fessional champion, and Jock Hutch
ison, formerly. British open cham
pion, were entered in the southern
California open championship tour
nament starting today.
"NEWARK, N. J- "Babe" Culnan.
boxing matchmaker, has written
managers nf Itenny Leonard, light
weight Whnmplon. and Sllckey
Walker, welterweight champion, of
fering n purso of $100,000 for a
match between them.
JBUSEV CITY. N. J Harry
Greb, the Pittsburg boxer, will de
fend bis American light-henvywoight
title against Billy Shade of Califor
nia in a 12-round bout tonight. To
gain tlie -crown Shade must scoro n
knockout as decisions are not given
in New Jersey.
CHICAGO Harry Lien of Chicago
carried off first honors in the inter
national ski tournament at Cary, 111.,
with 310 2-3 points.
ANNAPOLIS Ile.ir Admiral Har
ry It. Wilson, superintendent of the
naval academy, announced tho navy
crew would not .enter the Pough
kee'psio regatta this year because it
Interfered with the summer cruise.
EXPULSION OF JEWS
VIENNA. Jim. 22. (By the Ass.i-
fliif oil PrivjiO KvniiNlim nf tlio .Ii'VVS
VftH : openly advocated at n demon
stration lusfnrp thr. rity -hall yentiT
dny. j SpoakorH nsworttd that offnrtu
to TPRonorato this Uerman . people
u-nnlrl not snerred until thn .liuvs
Tver ousted from theidominant posi
tions In economic life, urt, the stase
and tin irK.
VbAds Standard Cold Rente jy!
In disajTWiWe v.tathfr aV.Ty
keen tliiiii run Jvv SitnLir.l
cold rrmedv wnrW rxtr tr t
generation,-iiale and dqxndbblt
bearing
MrHtinS
pill
AT AGE 71, FINDS
HOUSEWORK EASY
Mrs. Jennings Says Tanlac
Restored Strength After
"Flu" Attack and Ended
Stomach Trouble.
"I was almost nn Invalid and Tan
lac built me up to a strong, well
woman. I cons'.dor It my best friend,'
i tho grateful and characteristic
statement of Mrs. Emma Jennings,
residing at Clearwater, Cal.
"An attack of tho grippe left m(
completely broken down. My stom
ach felt sick, my legs and arms so
tired and weak I could hardly uso
them, and I scarcely had energy and
strength to dress myself. I just kept
getting weaker In splto of ull I could
do nnd, as I am seventy-ono, I had
begun to think my nge was ugulitot,
mo ever getting well.
"Almost from tho day I bvgan tak
ing Tanlae I commenced to feel
stronger. So I kept picking up with
overy bottle until now I can easily
do all my housework, for I am feel
ing fine. I wouldn't bo without Tan
lue in the house. It is Just grand."
Tanlac is for sale by all good drug- -gists.
Over 35 million bottles sold.
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