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! Ye Smudge Pot
J By Arthur Prry.
SALEM, Jan. 9. Tho liiaugiiration
of Governor Plorco was a study 111 con
trasts. Ah the two men, tho Incom
ing and the outKolns Governors sat
on the Speakers rostrum sido by side,
they provided a living symbol oi the
political revolution in Oregon. -
Two less similar nien. physically,
temperamentally and politically, could
scarcely be imagined. - Olcott, the
typical indoor man, sleek, pule, metic
ulous even as to dress; Tierce the
typical outdoor man, tho dirt farmer,
rosy, robust, free and easy as to man
ner and attire. Olcott with his high
collar neatly set, and his black four
in hand carefully tied; Pierce with
his low "turnover" and a small bow
undor human contact. And that means
ho will be a popular Governor.
Thero Is no question of that. Gov
ernor Pierce will be very popular with
tho people of this state. He has that
Indefinable something a combination
of excessive physical, vitality, per
sonal charm und genulno'good feeling
for the people as a whole, which ren
ders his popularity with the rank and
file certain. Ho niay not accomplish
mora or as 'much as Governor Olcott,
under similar circumstances . might
have accomplished, but he will get
credit for accomplishing much more.
He has something of the T. R. about
him. Ho is a born politician of the
better sort. And wo predict he will
tie, the corners running negligently in rapidly develop into a genuine leader.
at least four directions of tho com
pass. Olcott the man of detail, the
expert accountant, tho careful execu
tive ncvor quite at homo away from
his desk; Pierco the man of tho range
and round up, tho man of vlaloim and
dreams seeing ovorythlng in broad out
lines, more In their human than their
practical application.
who can do things better than he can
Bay thorn; Pierce the man who can
say tilings better than ho can do them.
As tho two men sat thero before a
crowd that packed the House, and
flowed out Into tho halls, the Impres
sion was unavoidable that the people
of Orogon not only wanted a "change"
but In tholr Governor had got it to an
exceptional dogrco had, In fact, re
versed themselves completely. -
Olcott's speech was brief, kindly and
rather colorless. One felt ho was
through, glad he was through, and
wished to avoid further controversy.
Governor PIerce"s speech In compari
son was long, but he too ctaolnBhrdlu
conscious of restraint. Thero were
Yanking the Yanks o the nhino.1 fow of the flourishes, none of the
at tbe very start of a promising young tremolos, which "Walter'" loves so
KuroDean war. ! a tvnical iinnlln" well. It was a good speech, full of
Incldently no account of the In
nuguration would be complete with
out word about Joe Singer, Sergeant
at Arms of the House from time Im
memorial. Joe Is a Jew with a marked
Jewish accent, a comic figure at all
times, but a born diplomat and a very
Olcott the man capable official. His unerring political
Instinct was demonstrated when he
announced the approach of tho 'in
augural party."
"The Hon'able Supreme Koort,
Guvlnah Piorce and Ex.-Ouvlnah 01
cott."
Olcott was not "ex-guvinah" at the
tlmo but Joe was taking no chances,
Tho King is dead, Long live tho King
Govornor Plorco was the man of the
hour. Joo knew it.. His Instinct in
such matters Is unerring. A murmur
of laughter swept over tho crowd. Joe
can do that sort of thing and get away
with It.
Quill Points
.Another groat uced of Europe is a device to make moral support
edible.
Some new parties arc founded on principles; but uiOBt of them
tire founded on sore spots.
When a murderer pleads insaiiity' iiiid gets awaj' with it, ho was,
tried by a jury of liis peers, all-right J'0 ;
If for no other reason laws should be respected because it is
ill-bred to show disrespect for the dead.
There is something charmingly naive iu'the father's fear thut his
hon won't turn out as well as he did.
The big show this session will be in
the senate. The House is cut and
dried, firmly 1n the grip of the Ku
Klux Klan, with 36 Kluxers or P P S's
out of CO members and as yet no or
trick, that forestalls any future nation-! meat, sound counsel, but it really , ganized minority. Cowgill who wanted
wide rendering of "Over There," and
other ballads of butchery. Also, It will
not bo necessary for America to send
4,000,000 men to roscue tho 1,008 sol
diers, now happily on their way homo,
from the area of rambunctiousnoss,
where they represented a petered out
Ideal. . Thore will also bo no long
winded period of brilliant,' .but utterly
useless note writing. The sure, swift,
wasn't the Govornor so much as it was
the Governor-to-be. Subsequent mes
sages, wo belle vo, will demonstrate
the truth of this observation. For
the tlmo bolng and particularly until
the Legislature is adjourned "Walter"
Is going on "low."
Thanks to tho Faithful Fourtcon and
Senator Joseph In tho senate the In
auguration was hold at night instead
and sudden substitution of horsesenso of early 'n the afternoon as planned,
for hot-air leaves America out of the ' A train load of faithful democrats were
argument, which, to Bay tho least, Is : disappointed, so was George Putnam
awful. . of the Capital Journal who wanted
. V.;, , that speech for his afternoon edition.
.The opening session of the slate! ut ;th Democrats stayed on and gave
senate proves beyond all doubt that their f irst Governor In nearly a decade
the . legislature should convene every
two weoks and oftener if needed.
Rpring has came to tho valley,
without the tra! la!
but.
One of theao days Attorney-Goneral
a: voclforous .welcome.
Then when It was all over another
typical thing happened. Ex-governor
Olcolt disappeared. ' He' simply dis
solved somewhere In the crowd. ' Gov
tho .chairmanship of the Irrigation
committee had to yield to Lee whom
Cowgill declares is a veteran Kluxer.
Ralph is on tho committee however,
and ono of the big fights this year
will center about irrigation,
Tho senato Is almost evenly divided
between tho llpton machine, consist
ing of 16 members and the faithful
fourteen. The senate In recent years
has always had a faithful fourteen or
twelve or ten. This minority bloc has
always been ably led, and with men
like Kddy and Joseph and Garland iu
control It will be ably led this year.
Thore. are only nine alleged Kluxers
iii ilm anniLtn out of 30 members and
whilo ihey nro oil to' the controlling
foaion the stiwibllng block to coin
pfbto Klan domination will be hi the
senate. Senator Dunn of-course Js in
ornor Pierce did not. Ho proceeded to the Eddy camp and while ho will prob
expand. Surrounded by a revolving ably take no art in the fireworks, he
crowd of handshakers laughing his will certainly be effective and depend-
Cooo of Louisiana, Is going to moot his hearty laugh, with a familiar word for able, and undoubtedly earn the respect
Cola.
Mr. Arbuckle has started on his ro-
evoryone, lie mado a sort of triumphal, of IiIb colleagues and constituents,
journey to tho cxecutivo chambers
which he win occupy tho next four
domotlon film, which will Drove that years. And then a spontaneous re-
the American peoplo would rather see ceptlon followed. Old and young,. men most pertinent comment hoard, and
a man hit with a custard pie than a 'and women, domocrats and republi- it has been hoard frequently is this
Tlicy nro still talking of the Joseph
attack unon Presldont Upton. The
barrel stave.
YOU TELL 'EM
. ' (Pendloton Orogonlan) .
The surprise on Mr. William
Snider, Sr., Sunday night was a
great success ns Mr. Snider had
retired for tho night
California, liko Kansas, Is going to
have an antl-fllrting law. The anclont
practice of flirting Is easy to stop, and,
of tate, there has beon entirely too
much of It. ' There will be some eva
J06 at first, but not, after blinders
'have been providod for all.
cons flocked in nnd a merry time was i "An Innocent man would never nave
bad by all. taken It No self-respecting man could
Governor Olcott nover could have linvo taken It, except by tacitly ac
done that Truo ho never had a ' knowledging his guilt."
chanco, but such a thing could only I The charges supported by affidavits
be forced upon him. Ho can't warm woro not charges to tako with a s'mllo.
up. He dotosts crowds. A bettor man Tho Upton supporters tried to mak3
nover lived, a moro loyol frloiid, a light of tho entire affair as did the
more conscientious public sorvant but Portland newspapers. There was
"mixing" in n political sense simply nothing light about it. Put on the
isn't in him. It's In Walter from boot surfaco everything Is calm this morn
to crown. Ho eats It up. Ho glows lng.- "
DRESSMAKING Your homo or mine.
-Call mornings. Satisfaction guar
anteed. Tliouo 876. Apt. (Want Ad
Klamath Falls llorald.) All right!
Urlng tho sewing machine out to tho
claim! . . . - i
Tbo receding flood waters tn tho
Willamette valley, havo left almost na
much mud us tho last campaign.
The new governor gets up at 6:30 n.
Hi.' Why don't he act llko a roal
farmor, and not go to bed ut all.
In tho next war, seemingly so nenr.
thore will bo many reluctantly don
uing tho gay striped Bilk shirt and re
turning to tho horrors of tho ship
yards. .
ANARCHY URGED
..( .' s (S. V. Ilullotlu)
" Editor Tho Uullotln: Oh, tor a
return to tho good old-fashioned dnyn
of spanking! What this country needs
is not movlo censors, truant officers
or moro Juvenile courts, but a spunk
tun. renaissance, a flrmor homo policy
among the parents parents with tin1
sense and couraxo to spunk hard and
often. We should return to tho days
vbea mothers took daughter to the
Bttlo Bud fathers took sons to the
bancmcnt for tho common purpose of
spanking thorn whoro spunking Is
most effective
What little spanking is done now
adai s is on a par with what ono would
expect to bo administered in a bonrd
In school for girls. I saw a father
recently attempt to spank a 10-year
old boy, and roally It was a farco. A
padding of corduroy trousers botwoon
the hair brush and the boy's skin
nullified the effort Anyono who has
been spanked by a father or grand
father of tho former generation knows
that a strap or hairbrush back has no
terror for the youth with- n is trousers
on, '.They should always tie romoven
first, then, holding the boy firmly
across the knees, tho spanks should
bo , rained down hard and fast until
tho naughty jrouth tingles with desire
to reform. . ..,
fi. I'AUUIiLn.
' San Francisco," January .
RipplingRhunres
EG
AWalt Mason
DIME NOVELS.
I'VE TOILED since day was breaking, I'm tired nnd broken
kneod, and all my heart is nehing for something good to read.
A good old-fashioned story that has a deeetit kick, wherein the
heroes gory make all the villains sick. I want no weary pages,
dissecting human souls, no works hy bogus sages, no plotless rig
maroles. 1 drop my thread and needle, I dump my checker
board, and think of good old Heuille, whose books I once adored.
The heroes hunted red men along the forest aisles, and left a
gross of dead men all corded up in piles. The red men caught
the heroes, and bound them to tin stake, and, like so many Xcros,
decreed that they should bake. These talcs were not demand
ing a strain, to comprehend ; a ten-cent understanding, could grasp
them to the end. Though full of scrap and quarrel, and corpses
on the ice, they all were strictly moral, and virtue conquered'
vice. And there was always action that kept a man awake, and
gave him satisfaction, and soothed his inward ache. And there
were love and spooning, and moonshine iu the air and lovely
damsels swooning, and palfrys here and there. New authors
come and wheedle, and say their works are great, but how I ycaru
for Headle, whoso hooks arc out of date I
A democracy is a laud iu which the man with 2.98 says "Howdy
Old Timer" to a man worth seven million.
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Now in the tlmo to have your Auto
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REASONABLE RATES t
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An historical movie is one in which you see a sword-cquipped
knight in knee pnnts smoking a cork-tip cigarette.
A German scientist says dull colors arc depressing. At any rate
the French dun appears to have thut effect.
The next congress will be more evenly divided, and both parties
should have a delightful time fixing tho blame.
' The cuss words a. 'pedt-'slriah (earns come iu handy ' later when he
buys a flivver and. wishes to describe pedestrians.' -'
When the next war- tlTreatcus, jingo .manufacturers of ordnance
will have the active support of the publishers of memoirs.".
It has been a long time since a man was cauued by Greece be
cause the people grew tired of hearing him called "The Just."
Patriotism urges the maintenance of a great, merchant marine,
but patriotism is a very unnourishing substitute for freight.
Another objection to hands across the sea is that they itch in the
palms, ... , .
Once in a while we begin to think there is' no. more humor in
America, and then some fat man's love letters arc read iu court.
Apparently no man is equipped to serve as European correspon
dent, until he has reinforced the capital "I" on his typewriter. 'i
'' Hint to officials:!' .So. 'live that it will never be
plain that your private law practice needs closer personal atteutiou.
necessary to cx-
Where Are
Your Valuable Papers
Stored?
Many thousands of Dollars in Uouda aiid 1
.and Valuable Papers were lost during '
the Astoria fire. . .
If yours are in a save deposit vault in THE FIRST
NATIONAL BANK of Medford, you can rest as
sured that they are safe from fire and theft.
ELECTRICALLY PROTECTED?
The cost is small. Attendants always in charge.
First National Bank
MEDFORD, OREGON.
Largest Bank in Southern Oregon. , '
Correct jtliis'setitdiiCo : "Look qujcklyj John" said the wife;
'that charming woman at the next table is trying to flirt with you."
Statistics concerning America's importation of nuts arc imper
fect. They don't tell how . many go back when the lecture tour is
finished. !- ' 5- '' '"' '' . 'v K ' it.- ' X '
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Sour Stomach, Gases, Bad Breath
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V ... ' . same. . : - ,
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NOTICE.
Through 'an Krror Our Office
Telephone Number was omitted In
the new Directory.
IT Iii 77
DR. H. E. MURPHT.
Dentistry and X-Itay
2nd Floor Medford Bide.
Clean your bowels then feel fine I
' Enjoy , tho nicest, ,' gentlest bowel
rlfansing you ever experienced by tak
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tonight. They physic your boweln fully.
All the constipated waste and sour bile
will move out of the bowels without
griping or stirring you up. There will ,
be no bowel poison to cause colds, sick
headache, diszinesa, biliousness or sour
stomach when you wake up in the
morning. More men, women dnd chil
dren take Cascsrcts for the liver and
bowels than all other laxative-cathartics
combined. ' 10 cent boxes, also 25
and 50 cent sites. Any drugstore.
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The Ford Sedan is indeed causing a sensatiou wherever it
appears. It's improved construction, finer and more luxurious
accommodations, nnd many improved features assure its popu
larity. v . . , ".. "', ., ; ,j '
The dependability and economy of Fords arc well known.
They arc dependable under the most severe conditions. ..Tbey
nrc economical both iu first cost and maintenance. These two
features, together with case of opcratiou, recommends this
little car for family use even- day of tho year.
CALL AND SEE THE NEW SEDAN!
$702.80
in Medford
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