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MEDFORD MTlIIJ TRIBUNE,- MEDFORD (DREC'Oy . SATURDAY, DECEMBER 2:1, 1923
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Parry.
In , a highly commercialized and
thoroughly matoriallntlo would, Christ
mas comes again. From. countless pul
pits and choirs will rise, In song and
sermon, testimony of renewed faith in
the Christian motto: "Peace on Earth,
Good Will to Men," hut tbore Is a sur-
plus of neither. Humanity has never
strained its soul In adherence thereto.
If the practice thereof, conflicted with
the corraling of a dollar or dime. Man
never allows his spiritual enthusiasm
to Ret Uie best of bis business he has
one God for Sunday; and ono for the
rest of the week. The cynlo thinks ho
hours a note of hypocrisy in wishes for
a Merry Christmas. He surmises there
aro-more empty stockings than full
ones. He may be right, and may be
wrong; It's an inappropriate season to
render a definite opinion.
'
' ;But there Is still a Santa Claus. To
the very young every citizen with
whiskers Is a suspect. -
OFFER $10,000 REWARD FOR
TAKING BANDITS (Hdllno Pendle
ton' East Oregonlnn). The predomin
ating trait of a bandit.
Out tn Iowa a plumber has entered
tho ministry and probably ho will
make the congregation wait every j
Sunday while ho goes back home for
ma Bermon. (a. Examiner). A good
joko on mil Altken.;
i,
A CRANKY TOOL
(Albany Democrat)
v Forest Fritta, who works nt
Swarts and Knshburna's, injurod
his knee when the crank of tho
gasoline engine flew and hit him.
, Tho Portland Journal has discov
ered, mat tho opponents of the compul
sory school bill are "libelling Oregon.'
The Journal also discovers editorially
that It was opnosod td the measure,
but failed to find It out during tho
capipalgn.
Congress fnllcd to approve of tho
appropriation for froo soed, and now
the Jr. soedsender from this stato, can
devote all Ills time to his sheep.
Docs anybody recall reading at any
timo, of a bootlcggor being nrrcsted
Within COO miles of the Mexlcnn or
Canadian, borders, tho alleged main
sources of liquor supply for these
United States?
' Tho law to maite, the pants makers
put less cotton in all-wool pants, will
no'doubt roBiilt in tho plnlntlffs using
nolther,
fhoro are 992,GG7 ; Armenians in
America, according to the census re
ports, nouo of , whom ever gave a
nloUol for Near East rellof.
A LADY TALKS
Christmas comes but onco a yenr
and thnt's enough.' I know what I'll
get f I my sock what's In It right, now.
Tht chef wo had skedaddled. Tho boss
canned him. Ho could actually make
plds, said pics not having a soggy bot
tom. Ho nevor took It . hard. Said
"that's falo," pulled his' freight, ami
our best butcher knlfo Is missing. He
worked three weeks, and never re
marked, them trnys nro too heavy for
you to carry. Thero halnt much loft
of this year. I'm going to shimmy hor
out I'll Btep one with any dude, ex
cept those that have permanent waves
In Jhelr hair. Tho next timo yon blow
in hero, try- and have something on
your thigh for a. change. You never
heard mo chatter, alter violating the
Constitution. You've missed a lot.
Grand Ducheaa Has Baby
LUXEMBURG, Dec. 22. A daughter
wan horn last night tn Grand Duchess
Charlotte. Tho child will be named
EUaubelh. -
I Accused Wife Releaaad
DETROIT, Doc. 23. Mrs. May 11.
Fofd, arrested a fortnight ago on a
charge of attempting to engage a pro
fesnlontH giinnmn to kill her huahnnd,
N. J. Ford, fnrmer of Dearborn, n suh
iirli, was' released from thn county jail
today under bond of $13,000.
ATTEND THE CHRISTMAS TREE.
TITE ESSENTIAL, .elejuynt of t)ie Christmas spirit in good will.
Thero has been rather less good 'will hereubouts the past few
months than usual. Tomorrow at the Community Christmas tree is
an excellent time to start a movement toward a return to Medford
normalcy, a return to the unity, enterprise and community, fellow
ship which has distinguished Jlcdford above every other city in the
state in the past. ..'.''
Make this Community Christmas an annual feature, and while a
special celebration Christmas eve. is-splendid, it should not be re
garded as sufficient. Let the fine spirit of community good will and
loyalty which prompts this observance, bo given such a hearty boost
r.t the guthoring' tomorrow that
good through every day of the Nov,'
FATTY ARBUCKLE.
TIIE REINSTATEMENT of Patty Arbucklo by Mr. Will Hays
means very little indeed. No ono can reinstate Fatty Arbuckle
but public opinion and this will take time. It will also take active
co-operation on the part of Fatty
Although Arbucklo was acquitted of murder, his general char-
aeter and moral pense, wcro convicted before the bar of public opiii
tion. "f ho American people are not prudes,, they love fair play, they
don't care to kick a man when he is down, but they do like to laugh
without mental or moral reservations.
Since the San Francisco incident, with the grim hand of doath
halting an orgy of sordid debauchery, there has been little humor in
the public contemplation of Fatty Arbuckle. There may have been
sympathy, a certain tolerance, but no mirth.
It was mirth, which can only thrive in a wholesome atmosphere
Upon which the Arbucklo reputation was built and from which his in
come was derived. No waving of the executive wand by Mr. Hays
can bring back what tragedy lias taken away.' Timo may, .with, pa
tient effort on the part of the principal concerned, alter tliis
public attitude, but that timo has not yet arrived. "
Quill
If Christmas comes, can the Bills
You can say almost anything with flowers, except "Please re
mit." ' ' i .
Still, you can take a million dollars and make a mystery of almost
any murder. ' " .
Wo no longer have mercenary troops. But we still have merce
nary patriots. '
They won't fight we'll 'if they
pare for war unless they are.
,. The hardened, cynic is just a variation of the type foi'merly known
aa the village smart-Aleck.
We nr-n fl SnlnnrlM nml vinripnno
eign'couutrios to find out how many calories there arc in chewing
gum.
. A high-brow is ono who can tell whether the dancer is interpret
ing a mad passion or a boy stung by six bees.
,, Suggested motto for diplomats
natural resources: "Sec America
- It isn';,at all difficult to love all of mankind except that small
portion o it you are acquainted with.
. . - T-,
Tho moro wo study the philosophies and schemes of every clever
people, the moro we thank God for common people.
If wives were inventive, they would perfect an. nsh tray to folloV
a husband about the house.
Correct this sentence:' "T'ln sorry, Mamma, " said little Bobby;
'X didn't hear you the first six timos yoft called mo."
Woknow who coined most of
was tho humorist who first called it
' (" A boob, as we understand it, is one who thinks tho Millennium
merely waits upon a few moro amendments to the constitution-.
l?ipplin$RhucQS
if won
7 v-
.NOT WPRTH
IT'S vain to get excited if wrongs should go unsighted, it 's vain
to weep and moan, and tear your beard to bitters, for nothing
really matters, and nothing's worth a groan. .If, gnashing teeth
and ranting, and frenzied gallivanting, would! cure a .single ill,
I'd say, "Why, then, get busy, and whoop untfl you're dizzy, it's
sinful to be still." When troubles gather round' me, attempting
to confound me, T.do not shed a sigh; I know Jh'nt 'by tomorrow
my 1 it t It! buneh of sorrow will shrivel up and dip. For troubles
perish early unless woVe sore and surly, and mjdte of 'them our
pets; tho wise man winks at trouble, and blows a soup-suds bub
ble, and slumbers and forgets. Oh, why got madias hatters, when
nothing really hint tort, when nothing's hero to s)hiyf The gusty
wind now rising-with energy 'surprising will blinv our griefs
away. Hero liothing is a fixture, and life's a qiieer old mixture
of sigh and sneeze and smile; the years are onwaiil sweeping, uuJ
anything like weeping is never worth our white. Tho sighing
man's n rabbit, and weeping is a habit that slintld disgrace u
loon; ami slill the briny splatters, though liothinjg really matters,
we go awav so soon. .
it will be a constructive force for
Year.
Arbuckle, himself.
Points
be far. behind?
arc seared; but they won't pre
vmm onA If iiirlif rnt- cnmA fnr.
planning a division of somebody's
first."
tho clover (ixpressions. But who
the." easy -payment plan"?
rraion
WHILE.
, ,'.f I .
Ye Poet's Corner
Hing Clietu-fully ChrlstnittH Hells
Illng joyously, loudly, the greeting of
old,
Herald the glad story, old Bethlohem
told; . -
That our dear Savior In a rough
manirer lav.
And Christmas tidings were born that
Uny.
Ring cheerfully attuned to tho joyous
young,
Hopefully ring for tho heart troubled
throng,
For those ncaiipg tho end of worldly
strlfo,
Something to gladden their declining
life.
Illng out the glad token, which nevor
grows old,
The sweet, sweet story to all freely
untold,
Of Christ who on the cross so wil
lingly died,
For all of us the terrors of Calvary
defied. 1
ROBERT KEMPIS.
COMMUNICATIONS
The Christmas Spirit.
. To tl)o Editor:
Here is a conversation between
two little boys, nnd I think shows how
tho people' of today ure raising the
ones of tomorrow or the next genora
tln. These nro not the names, but I
will say Bill nnd Jack.
"Hallow Jack, how are you?"
"Oh! Klndn blue," said Jack.
Bill "Why?"
Jack -"Oh. 'cause It's comin'
Christmas nnd- no money, and Ma
says I' enn't have any shoes 'cause
Mng has to buy Sam somcthln" 'cause
ho in gonta get her somothin'."
Bill "Well, that's the way. Dad
Bays we hnvo to do .without butter
till Chrlstmns and cut out tho shows
and a lot of things, runup Ma and Sis
lias to give a lot of things to some
of. their friends nnd he jus" ' can't
make ends meet, and he has ta help
Bob get his girl somcthln' and that
takes lots of dough, you. bet!". .
Jack -"Well, that's all Chrlstmns
is nnyway."
Bill "Yes, Just n lot of foolish
ness nnd I wish It had never come."
Jack "And so do I."
Is this Chrlstmns spirit? The chil
dren of 9 nnd 10 used to think of
Christmas as a jolly timo. Wo didn't
expect mich, but the mystery with
which- it was surroundod. was what
counted. ' But now .our children get
old too young. Yours Truly,
CHP.ISTMAS GREETING.
As to Post Season Game
To the Editor: 'The Golden Rule is
a noble piece of literature. Medford
Is howling its head off because Cor
vallls beat them to a game with the
Ohio football eleven. Perhaps, and
perhaps- only, that city may have a
little sympathy with the feelings that
surged through ' ARhland when the
Thanksgiving day contest was can
celled. Tho broad that was cast surely
has returned. .; (Jlory be! Ashland
Dally Tidings.
Wednesday, December 20, 1022.
Don't think you will have much com
ment to make on tills in your columns.
Will, watch for it though. It you had
secured tho game, I suppose you would
Jiav'e had the norve to try nnd sell
some tickets here. "No Signature."
News Summary
of Last Night
WASHINGTON Tho postal con
vention to Improve mall facilities be
twX'n Cannda and tho United ISntes,
was signed by President Harding nnd
Postmaster General Work and will
become cffoctlvo January 1.
WASHINOTON--A .statement of
the department oC commerce said
business-- conditions lust month
showed further Increases in both pro
dust Ion nnd distribution.
AMDItOATr, ' India Continuation
of the non-co-operation program in
t,..IJn ...no (.vri.l In, Tt Tlnu. fni'-
mer president of tho Indian nntlonul
congress.
PARIS -An .association decided to
award a gold medal cacli your to tnc
film, French or foreign, vhich has
best contributed to tho progress of
tno motion picture nrc.
ollAVnirtf nlnpiinllnn nt thn on
fc.n tiAnInt mil t .Ipf-l-fl nil ftVStem in
CAlnn was threatened by nn order of
a provincial governor mailing a rami;
In lytes.
l fAvnnv a Tinllv Mnll disnnlch
fhim J'libllh snid the Irish goein
...... ii-in nuinhliuli lilni-khiiiiRpn nlnnn
the rnaronds ns a mcasuro against
train wrecking.
WArtS'XW, Poland The body of
Gabriel vNnrutowltcs, assassinated.
president if Poland for two days,
was burled with national honors.
Bltte Boughtr Today
l'OWlill OK 'AI1H WOJID.Kor IhO
word of Gud Is yiulck, nnd powerful,
nnd sharper than Any two-edged sword,
plerclnc even nrtfce dividing asunder
of soul and spirit, and of the Joints
and mnrrmr, nml In i dlseerner of the
thought nnd Intend f the heart.
lieu. 4:1'.'. .-...
' - Grandchild Had CitYipy Cough
"My grandchild could get no relief
whatever from a very, bad cronpy
cough," writes Peter Lnrklis.' Meyers
dale, Pa., "until I gave .l Foley's
Honey and Tar. U la a grtlit help for
chest and throat trouble.", Coughs,
colds, croup, throat, cheat nnd bron
chial Irritations quickly rolli'ed with
Foley's Honey and Tar Contains no
opiates ingredients prihhed on the
wrapper. Stood tho test of time serv
ing three generations. Sold every
where. . ' Adv.
TA
BANTAM TITLE IN
NEW YORK, Doe. 2:i. Joo Lynch
of New York retained his world's
bnntnmwelKht championship by a vic
tory over Mldfret Smith, Hnrlam chnl
lenKor last night in n fifteen round
contest at Madison Square Garden.
Lacking the thrills of moat cham
pionship encounters, tho bout was
largely a triumph for superior .box
ing ability over " rugged nggressivo
nesfl. Lynch clearly outpointed his rival,
but displnyed no decisive punching
prowesH with tho exooptfon of one or
two of tho closing roundn. Smith, an
eany mark for X-yneh's rnngy left,
tried gamely but Ineffectually to
penetrate tho champion's defense. .
Tho bout was the third that Smith
and Lynch hnd fought in the last two
years. Lynch gaining A decision in
one of the previous contests while the
other ended in a draw, Tho cham
pion conceded over a pound in de
fending his crown, entering the ring
at 1101 while Smith weighed IIS
pounds.
TS
NEW; YORK. Dec. 24. Manager
John J. McGraw of tho New York
Giants, who is opposed to the pro
posed baseball players union,- sug
gested today that if the union wants
to do something worth while, it
should rnlsp a fund for Impoverished
players. ,
"Homo very pathetio cases have
been brought to my attention," . he
said. "Many old time players are
without a penny to their name. Let
tne union take its dues and devoto
tho -money for this cause instead of
spending it for high salaries for the
orgnnlzers and delegates.
".Major leagues will help and many
thou.snnds of dollars can bo raised by
an old timers' benefit game onco a
year.
t McGraw said he soon would under
go an operation to hav u section , of
ligiment removed from his nose. Sur
geons hnvo told him that the nasal
passage (nhstruetion proveiVtcd tfroc
breathing. The trouble Is tho result
of an accident fifteen years ago when
McGrnw was hit on the nose by a
baseball.
BABE RUTH B
NEW YORKVDoc' 23. Enbe Ruth
Is coming from his farm In Sudbury,
Mass., in a week or two to visit the
Ynnki-es' new stadium and bat a few
drives over- the fence, Jupt. to -prove
that zoning rules for home runs
would mean nothing to him.
In a letter to Colonel T. L. Huston,
who is soon to retire as part owner
of the Yankees, mado public todny,
the Knniblno said:
"I don't card where tho fences nre.
f can hit 'em everywhere. Put the
marks anywhere - you like."
Baboi added that ho wa3 working
every day and was down to 210
pounds and still dropping.
CORVALLIS, Ore., Deo. 23. The
enll for track nspirants will be is
sued by Track 'Coach Hutler of Ore
gon Agricultural college during the
winter term.
. Indoor workouts will be the ordor
for the first few weeks for the run
ners. The field candidates will not
get Into action until' later. Ray
Dodge, holder of, the half mile record
will be back and' with Dodge running
the- hnlf nnd mile, the Aggies look
promising in these events. Coach
Hutler thinks he has a coming cham
pion In Tom 1-lawley of ItiHt year's
rook siiuad.
' Desldes the coast conference meet
at Pullman, May 211. there will he dual
meets with Oregon nnd Washington
State nnd California may be brought
north for a dual meet.
PORTLAND, Ore., Dee. 2.1.
Danny Kramer of I.os Angeles and
Joe Gorman of Portland will battle
ten rounds or less here New Tear's
afternoon for tho Paclfir- coast
featherweight title. This mutch will
be the flnul tilt ill the tournament;
which has been running several
months. '
Gorman has won two bouts In the
tmirmiiiicnti healing- George Hurns
and King Leopold. Gorman has been
training at his home In Grants Pass
for the last two weeks.
PORTLAND, Ore. 'Dee. 23. Ted
Thye, ' Portland llght-helvywelght
wrestler, will meet Al Knrnstck of
Oakland, known ns the "Russian
Lion" III n bout hero Wednesday
evening, December 27, according to
nnniiUKcement hero today.
Cotton Magnate Dlea .
MEMPHIS, Tenn.. Dec, IJ. Frank
M. Crump. HI, ono of tho smith's lead
ing cotton buyers and exponent, died
todny. ..... 4
Complete Broadway Show
"Readv? Overture:"
Anyone ?ho has ever' enjoyed tho
sensations of a first-nighter on liroao
way will appreciate the opening per
formance of a musical comedy shown
In Mack Sennott's "The Crossroads
of New York," which will be the six
reel feature picture at the Rlalto the
atre tomorrow. Christmas day and
Tuesday. The comedy king, making
his sccondwonturo into straight comedy-drama,
has .supplied a full cast for
a musical: showj
Ethel Grey Terry portrays the star
whose- temperament causes a panic
A- strong cast .also Includes Goorge
O'Hnra, Kathryn McQuire, Noah Ileery
Mildred June, Hilly Hevan. Hen Deeley.
Eddie Gribbon nnd Robert Cnln.
Last Time Tonight
Wallace Reid has an unusually inter
esting role in his new picture, "Tho
Dictator," which gis shown at the
Rinlto theater last times tonight. He
takes part in a Latin-American revolu
tion and it is needless to say that the
picture is filled with thrills and excite,
ment. Lila Lee is his leading woman.
"Her Mad Bargain"
"Her Mad Bargain," announced ns
the coming attraction nt the Pngo
theatre tomorrow, is Anita Stewart's
new First National attraction.
The star's recognized ability as an
actress of what is termed the sympa
thetic type is given full play and her
fashionable wardrobe more than
proves her right to the title of "The
Smartest Dressed Girl on. the Screen."
Hen Turpln shows how tliey don't
make movies in. Hollywood in Muck
Sennett's latest offering "Home-made
Movies" on the same bill. .
Last Time Tonight
Theodore Roberts, with his famous
cigar, is much in evidence in Thomas
Meighan's latest picture, "If You He
lieve It, It's So," which has Its lust
presentation at the Page theatre to
night. ,
Baby Marie
Baby Marie Osborne in "Shadows
nnd Sunshine," has been selected by
the Geo. A. Hunt & Co. for their
annual free Christmas morning enter
tainment for the kidCies at the Rialto,
Monday, 10 a. m. Baby Marie is just
a plain .every day baby, good some
times, naughty others, and chuck full
of life and mischief all the time.
Eight Killed In Train Wreck
MADRID, Dec. 23. Reports that
eight soldiers of the Vizzaya regiment
had been killed and more than a hun
dred injured in a railway accident to a
military train were received here to
day. pig'1'11'1'"1'"! iiiaaiWEii
FUNERAL
SERVICE
' . ( " Including every attention Hint enn come from the
hands of a Funeral Director.
Removing remains to parlors, use of chapel';
? ''V; tM'neral service and all other service (except em
balming) rendered without ehnrge.
- v I Our show rooms are stocked with the best money
eat! purchase, and at prices positively guaranteed
satisfactory to all.
CONGER FUNERAL PARLORS
Successor to Weclcs-Conger Co.
Go Home for
Yuletide Holidays
'Why not surprise tho folks at home witli n
visit at Yulotidc. It will mako thorn hnppy
and you, too. Plan now to take advantage of
25 Reduction
Round Trip Fares
Between all. stations where ono-way rare is $30.00 or less, i-
Sale dates December 22, 23, 21, 2.1, 2ft, 30, 31, January 1st. '
Final return limit January 3rd. : '
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a trip of pleasure.
For farther particulars ask
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JOHN' M. SCOTT,
Genetjnl Passenger
few
"I'm sorry I used your Highland
Linen, mother but JmantedSunta
CIdtij to jit tip and tae notice."
It is always in good tas"te to
make your gift something that
costs little if it is the best of iu
kind.ahd expresses genuine good
taste!
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compared with the quality of
the remembrance. , , ,,
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