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DONT MISS THE RILEY LECTURE TONIGHT.
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(( (Vf AKE it thy biislney. to know thyv lf." This was pood advice
J.V A 3 years asro. It is pood advice today.
How many people in Medford know the wonders of their owa
tate. How many know the inarv-U of their owe Pacific Northwest.
Thinks to the automobile, ignorance is not as prevalent as it was
a generation ago. but there are still 'thousands of people in Oreson
who haven't the faintest conception of the seenie beauties which sur
round thetn.
At the l'resbvteraii church tonight. Frank Branch Kilev. the well-
ksiown lecturer and traveller, will brinsf to the people of Medford'
s-me of the more famous scenic marvels of their "own eountry."j
Not onlv will delijilitful and instructive views be shown, but thev will,
be interestingly interpretel, with that blend of poet;c appreciation;
and humor, for which Mr. Kiley is justly famous. !
The Craters club has gone to considerable expense to get Mr. Riley
here, their effort is in line with the best sort of progressive commu--city
spirit. Needless to say, there should be a crowded house. Don't;
think because you have motored to Crater Lake and over the Pacific j
Highway that you know all there Ls to know. Mr. Riley will show)
you things you have never seen before and tell you things you have
never known.
Know your own state. Mr. Riley will not only give you that
knowledge,, but he will give you a delightful evening of out-door en
thusiasm and entertainment.
Tongue Twisters
(To b rczd a!ud)
ByC. L.E050N.
Author of the Gentle Art of
Columning.
THE GIRLS TEASE PEASLEY
Lte Ptatley so prosily studied his
book.
That Hazel Low gave him the
tessinjest look,
Did Hazel Low's hazel eye dazzle
Lee? No;
"But it made him uneasy," said
Rosalie Poe.
To Hazel he crazily cast a sheep's
eye,
With her hose low and hazel hair
tousled awry.
"We can easily dazzle Lee Peasley,
I see,"
Said Rosalie, hazily, "Hazel and
me
Can easily tease Lee Peasiey."
OF PLEASING FANS
The coming fistic entertainment,
to be held December ii at the Nata
torlum will be the first serious at
tempt of Siartin Boxen as match
j maker for the local boxing eommit
: sion. Mr. Bowers, who operates a
' drug store in Gold Hill has a v-ry
thorough knowledge ot the boxins
game and has been very successful
as a wrestling and boxing promoter
Quill Points
Ye Smudge Pot
By Artftur Perry.
1 1
Tbe Jr. seedsender from Oregon.!
who is of lets usa at Washington, D. j
C than a plug bat full of cold water,
Is Id the news again, for bis favorite
trick of getting lost, when needed.
Among tbe laws that will cl be
passed by the next sessn of the lesis
lature. is a measure prohibiting politic
ians from loitering around prayer
meetings for a year before an election.
in the past. - .
llr. Lowers, who is personally ac
quainted with both Battling Ortega
and Gordon McKay, says he is will-
j Ing to stake his reputation as a
I matchmaker on the result of tho
I coming battle". He is bringing to
I n c.r in thA roned arena, a master
j "The Cowboy and the Lady," Rialto of tng and a rugged battler. !oth
featuring Mary Miles Mfhter and are confident of winning and it would
Tom Monro "Th PnwhnT and ,he ! not be surprising, to see one of these
j i warriors take the count before the
J Lady" baa been screened. Supporting; tina EOng. I
The boss in a just and responsible man. He always pays for the tbe featured players is a cast of popu-! The rest of the card should be a
time his employes kill i'ar P1. prominent among whom hummer, as it features local talent.:
1 ' are Rbert Schable. Viora Daniel and . all except Jack Edmundson of Oak-
j I'at icia PaJmcr. Charles Maigne was land, who appears to be a darx horse
A hwll. hrow pvprnrifr ii nnp vnf'iit in pYhihif intr i-rtnr lit: 1m atnra nf fh riirertnr I uui juubiiib
There are none so blind that they can't see the other fellow's duty.
useless information.
Three English ladles, who puact'ire l
sweeties, husbands, etc.. with lead,
bare been-sentenced to bang, and the
worst of it is, they will.
THE MUFFLED KNOCK
' (Albany Herald)
A fine feeling of good-fellowship
perraded the meeting throughout,
making people feel loathe to go.
;l A velocipede, driven by 8. T. Rich
ardson, was ran Into by a speeding
Christmas tree Tues. prn.
. Now and then, events shape them
selves to demonstrate that some of our
law enforcers ought to catch themselves.
'lhe American Eagle can't save France, however, without the ac
tive co-operation of the stork.
For many girls romance is divided in three parts:
ship, (2; courtnhip, hardship.
thinks about some other women's looks.
from the way he and
wife who re- .,. v.. ,-,. h.. .h, i
The story tells of a
mains faithful to her cad of a husband
until fate points tbe way to a finer S)k, r;p Air.
love Jessica Weston, sickened by her' paris. Dec. 13 Another Carpen-1
husband's escapades, goes to her tier-Sikl fight now appears te3s cer
ranch in Wyoming. Reluctantly, her' tain The boxing federation has stip- j
husband accomnauies her. Out there. ulated that It would not authorize !
m friend-! however, he has an affair with another 'he fight unless mki appearea oeiore ;
jj iiK.uu . , , ills investigating committee. Sikl has.
I , , . .. . , . written the federation declaring he.
tlenianly rancher, Teddy North, falls . ,
- 1. .... , , Mill I1UL UlUrSO HIV h 1'. ;
jin love with Jessica. Interesting dc-!,)on firet o( a removM, his disquali-;
A woman doesn't always think about her looks. At times she i velopments follow, and there is a mur-; UclMon j
uer nijsierjr w iiitu miMw:i v auai , in aaanion to tniH, accorams i
ter the happiness of all concerned. Kut! I-Journal. a hitch has developed over
at the last moment justice and bappi-jthe 300,000 franc stake which a busi-
It seems strange to see people spending great sums for food when
they haven't a spare tire on the premises.
The trouble with frosty air as a substitute for rouge Ls that it
gives a glow to the nose as well as the checks.
1 The height of something Is for an
Kspee freight engine to block the Main
Stem crossing for 20 minutes, while
holding a whistling forum.
Every congregation loads the work on those who are willing to do
it, and then cusses them for trying to boss things.
As we understand it, the slogan of the Communists is "Brotherly
Love, Equality, and Dynamite."
'A copy of the Kansas antl-pettlng
law Is at hand, and among other things
sets down on Impromptu sparking in
the center of main traveled highways.
Tbe law also frowns upon holding tbe !
gal In the front seat with one hand,
while driving with the other. It Is'
liable to work, as both' parties to alien-;
ed romantic transactions, are hold i
punishable for violation thereof. In
whole and In part.
There are ffcirly decent fathers, and then there are fathers who
haven't time to talk to their small sons.
npita nrpvail.
'Tho niikor and lh Ilv " which : Posed fight.
was filmed In Wyoming, started with
this afternoon's matinee at the Rialto
and will run tfle balance of the week.
ness man was to put up for the pro-
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Dave Roftenbcrff Loses Out. .
NEW YORK. Dec 13. The state
athletic commission has ordered lor
feiture of the purse of Dave Rosen
berg in his boxing contest with Mike
OTJowd here Thankpgiving night be
cause he lost the contest on a. foul
after repeated warnings.
NEW VGKK Owners of National
lcague baseball clubs announced that
Ihfi 1923 playing season would open
on April 17, a week later than usual.
Soft lights on th4 ij'8torious desert, DEXVKR-fJeorge Manley of Den-
! the gay life of Cairo, tiark skins andjver, middleweight, won a decision
.... . , , . luter xuuiik xiuy .ui&ne ui oi. juui.
Willie, Ue UUU U1LI l'.lt? wcicilj mum-
gle In "Burning Sands," the current at
traction at the Page theater. Milton
Every woman has at least one acquaintance she would drop cx
cept for the fact that the creature knows so much nice gossip.
Correct this sentence
fond mother, "and I think he gets that from my side of the house."
CAIX1ART, Alia. The St. Pat
ricks! of Toronto. world's hex kt.'V
Sills Is the featured player, with Wan-) champions, were defeated by the
da Hawley heading a very capable; Calgary team of the western Cana
cast '' dian league.
Daniel Lane, a philosopher, played j
in, , , . i ; uy ,ur. sins, iirimy uciiubi mm 11. ia .
He has a very ugly temper, sa!d thci ... d ,. h,mBelf. Co-OoerattVe Bureaus
BULLION '
(Oregon City Enterprise) "
LOST Old Jersey cow with
t- crumpled horn. Kinder notify
First National Dank.
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"OUE8S THE WEIGHT AND WIN
THE BIO 8TICK" (Sign In window).
T. R. stuff.
Every honest effort Germany makes reacts on herself. She has
He lives alone with his books In the
UKS 1U llie i w j r y wt
picturesque ruins of an old monastery T OTR, CUTOpean r arms
on an oasis in the Saharan desert. He J
becomes the friend and confidant of
exported thousands of police dogs, and now the price of wucrst isitho aged Sheik All, whose son Is plot-j CHICAGO, Dec. 8. Co-operative
prohibitive.
Modern arithmetic': If the pay satchel contains $8,000 to pay
men, how far will the messenger walk before he is cracked in
the hendf
The Non-Partisan League ls plan
nlng "an Invasion of the Pacific Coast"
and asks that "It be accorded sym-1
pathy," and It Is liable to get a whole :
lot more, In our slstor states to north
and aouth. The official coming is now
scheduled for April, a month when the
mind of tho prospective victims will
be calm and unbiased, from paying tho
first Installment of the taxes.
ting with renegade Arabs to capture ; agricultural organizations in foreign
tho oasis. Thev enlist the services of! countries with one exception are pay-
an English official and plan to hold ' InB big dividends tnrough increased
up eventually the Hrltlsn government "--
Ministers Fight Divine Healing
The Chlckahgnminy community has
been favored with quite a snow storm
last week. (Eugene Uuard). Favored
Is right
Iter. Dr. Poling, who has more jtlonnl church who has not yet arrived,
friends to tho square Inch In Corvallls I The Presbyterians are without a mln
than any othor minister who ever I later but we know that Dr. Snyder was
lived hero, preached at the Presbyter
Inn church Sunday and spent his tlmo
tolling- Corvallls folks that the Prlco
revival nioetlngs in his town are not In
nny sense manifestations of Divine
In harmony In this matter with the
views of Kev. Poling. All those who
swallow the dope put nut by the Rev.
Price are "fundamentalists," and there
nre few Intelligent ministers In this
healing at all and that he regards the day and age who are fundamentalists.
Hov. Mr. Price as Inimical to tho com- Rer. Waldo was not one. Rev. lloozer
in nutty. We understand that there, are Was not one. Rev. Clyde was not one.
"JAIL LOSE8 CLARA PHILLIPS,
HAMMER KILLER" (Ildllne Marsh-
field News).
It belongs.
Putting tho blame whore
' AND THAT AIN'T ALL
, (Pendleton East Oregonlan)
DANCINO promotes spinal flex
ibility and organic health; lessons
afternoons, venlngs; positively
no failures. Dance every 8atur
. Ua.Vi Union Hall.
othor ministers- In Albany who still
retain their bearings and who feel tho
same wny about It as do Rev. Dr. Wood
01 tho First M. E. church In this city,
Dr. Harper of the M. E. Church South,
Itov. Reynolds of the Clirlitlan church
and the new minister of the Congrega-
Theso men have made It a business to
study this matter, ore all honest with
their own Intellects and tlierofore,
have found it Impossible to accept this
stuff as having any legitimate placo In
the Christian religion. Corvallls Ga
setto Times.
No .European statesman has the
nerve to risk another war, by propos
ing that Europe go to work.
Now that the Xmus rush ls starting,
it Is contrary to postal regulations, to
tare more than one door at tho post
( unlocked.
Coraiellman-Eloct O. O. Alendorfer
Bitu - M shut car. He maliciously
mwi ton Judgment by buying boforo
Brt m bUKuratcd.
A FIRM BELIEVER
Til U pro cher whoso Blblo hail
liarf! rwi p stock together by bad
bnv-i. t Uw bottom of one page.
"W(iiW ." oae hundred and
flirty It fvilt nlo himself a wlfo, who
wro omwimr th le0 o'e hundred
fhrr rnhlt Vmg, forty cubits
wid... hntie f tT wood, covered
wtiti pir Inshl 1 out-"
ArtVM- srvnwt staring he said: My
-Vlmidrt. (hie t" tint time I ever
rhr flt( f h '"hie, but I accept It
mmnw nt 1ht assertion that we
9r,. iWitiy 4 wondeilly mode.
(Hub by OHJ)
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SANTA'S BELLS.
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BERLIN, Dec. 13 (By the Asso
ciated Press.) The attack on Max
fmlllan Harden, editor of Die Zuk-
untt last July by two men near his
home In Grunewald, was originally
plotted because It was desired to pre
vent him from carrying out an Amer
ican lecture tour, according to evi
dence Introduced yesterday when two
men wore brough to trial In conncc
tlon with the assault.
The accused men nre Herbert Wei-
charilt, 22 years old, a farmer, and
Albert Wilhelm (irenz 25 years old,
an old Edcnburg book dealer.
"" UK children lienr the ringing of Simla's string of bells, as
L he comes blithely swinging across the moors and fells. Thev
hour his reindeer loping beneath the wintry sky, they listen, and
they're hoping he will not pass them by. I listen too, but only
discordant things I hear; lhe night is dark mid lonely, tho wind
is bleak mid drear. The snow is on the gables, the wind bents at
the door, mid 1 nm old and fables appeal to me no more. 1 have
a golden ehnliue, n dilimomt-studded fun; I'm living in n palace,
I have n l'ieli sedan; I'm decked in purple raiment, I have n costly
lyre, I'm fixed to make the payment for all I may desire; my
mints, in priceless sables, go sloshing through the mart, but snow
is on tho gables, mid snow is on my heart. 1 listen for the riugins
that only children liearj 1 listen for the singing of Santa to his
deer. ,And 1 would give lny plunder, my lyre and dachshund too,
if I could hear and wonder, ns little children do. There nre no
elves or witches, or fairies by the streams; but nil nn old man's
riches aren't worth a bnirnie's dreams.
' fids 23 Terrapin
NEW YORK. Doc. 13. Satisfied
that he has accomplished his mission
lp America, Georges Clemenceau
sailed for home today on tho French
liner Paris. He was up early, as us
ual, ready to find a place on the
steamer's deck and wave farewell to
the country he wishes to Join with
France In working out Europe s af-ter-lhe-war
problems.
Clemenceau found a surprise
aboard tho Paris where he spent the
night 2.') live terrapins, tho glfe of
-Bernard M. Baruch. Ho expressed
a fondness for turtles somo time
ado and Mr. Baruch sent to bis
South Core-Una estate for them.
VWir.....i-- Ul For Manf,
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Children
The Original Food Drink fcr All Arcs.
OuickLunchat Home Offirt .Fountains.
RichMilk, Mtltd Grain Extract In Pow
derhTablctformt. N-wiriufK-Noceokinf.
tT Avoid ImiUlioru and Substitute
farmers
the articles
lliey purchase, Samuel Adams, presi
dent or tho American Agricultural
Editors' association, today told the
American Farm Bureau federation.
Mr. Adams visited Great Britain,
France, Germany and other countries
as a rcprespntntive of the federation,
to study agricultural conditions and
laws.
Great Britain was"'1heioner country
in which agricultural co-operation is
not a success, due, ho stated, to the
fact .that "It was organized by gov
ernment appropriations and not
thrnuch n demand for the farmers."
! BYE IT
NEW FOR 15C
Skirts
Waists
Coats
Dresses
Kimonas
Curtains
Sweaters
Coverings
Draperies
Ginghams
Stockings
Everything
JJiamondlW
Buy "Diamond Dyes" no other kind
and follow the simple directions in
every packsge. Don't wonder whether
you can dre or tint successfully, because
perfect home dyeing is guaranteed with
Dismond Dyes even if you have never
dyed before. Just tell your dnnrftist
whether the material you wish to dve Is
wool or silk, or whether it is linen,
cotton, or mixed good. Diamond Dyes
never streak, spot, fsde. or run.
Rive Children
BOOKS
Reading Is formed habit, started
crly In life. To be successful one
ruiLst be "well read" nowadays.
We will nclert the I look suitable
lo agrv, Ky to moll.
Medford Book Store
Christmas Greetings
In Many Ways
We are showing a well assorted line of
Christmas Cards priced from lc to 35c. A
a special offer, a box of 12 different cards
for 40c. Another assortment of 15 cards
fcr 60c.
Heath's Drug' Store
Phone Eight-Eight-Four
109 E. Main
DAN C E
TON IGHT
The Oriental Ballroom
Natatorium
Management American Legion
Admission 10c. No War Tax
Single Dances 10c. Entire Evening $1.00
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MAKE THIS AN ELECTRICAL
.CHRISTMAS
Here are a few appropriate .
Christmas
Suggestions
.- Percolators
Electric Irons
. - Electric Grills - -Vacuum
Sweepers
Electric Curlers
Warming Pads
' Electric Fixtures
Electric Toasters
Sewing Machine Motors
People's Electric Store
Av-afanvf
A. B. Cunningham . O. O. Alenderfer
"No J ob Too Big for Us to Handle"
TIME TABLE EFFECTIVE SEPT. 25 .
MEDFORD.ROSEBURG STAGE
DAILY EXCEPT 6CXDAI
Lv. Medford 2:00 p. m.
Lv. Rosebnrg 1:00 p. m.
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MEDFORD-GRANTS PASS STAGE
: DAILY EXCEPT BCSDAY .
Lt. Medford 10:00 a. m., i:00 p. m., 6:00 p. m.
Lv. OrantSPas- 1:30 a. m., 1:00 p. m., 6:00 p. m.
8UKDAY ONLY . ,
Lt. Medford 10:00 a. m., 4:80 p. m. '
Lt. Grants Pus 10:00 a. m 4:30 p. tn.
We connect with stages tor Portland, Marshfleld and Cratcaat
city- v , . . . .
INTERURBAN AUTOCAR CO.
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;WITHMEDrOKD TRADE 13 MEDFORD MADE.
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