pxoe'foupw MEDFORD MAII TRIBUNE, flrTCDFORD OT?FX!ONT. FRTDAY. DErEMP.EU '' 8, W2'2 Medford Mail Tribune ' AN DfDKPKNDENT NBWH PAPER UftUHHED KVKIIY .AFTKRNOON KZOXPT , 8 UN DAT. BY THE H M1DVOKU PRINTING CO, Medford Sunday Horning Bun la furnished OttlM IU11 Tribanfl Bull ding, tfi-17-19 North nr nrcci. rnoo yd. A oontolidatioo of the Demooritto Tlmaa, tbt earora Mail, tu wMiiord Tribune, uut uouiuud 1rccouan, iue AHaiaaa moune. ROBERT W. RUm,, Editor. BUMPTKR 8. SMITH, Uingtr. SUBSCRIPTION TERM8I BY If AIL lii Advance: Daily, with Sunday Sun, year ....97.60 Daily, with Sundoy Bun, month 76 Dally, without Suudny Hun, year....,.. 0.60 bally, without 8mday Sun, month 86 Weekly Uail Tribune, one year S.00 Bandar Sun, one year,... 1 00 Y CARRIER -In Medford, AahUml, Jacksoo- ftlle. Central Point. Phoenix, Talent and on Highways: Dally with Sunday Bin, month .76 Dally, without Sunday Sun, month AS Daily, without Sunday Sun, year. .... T.60 Dally, with Sunday Hon. one year 0.60 All tarau by carrier, caan in auras oe, Otfldal paper of the Oity of Uedford. Official paper of Jaukaon County, Bate red ita aeoond tfaa tnattet at Medford Vregon, under the act of March H. 1879. MRMBKRS OP TUB ASSOfilATRD PnRflR The Associated1 Preaa la exclusively entitled to the uae for republication of all newa diapatchea credited to it, or not otberwlae credited In thla Dapet, am aiao to me local nnwi pubUabed Mretn. All right of republication of tpeclal dla- pmuaw nervm mrm aira reserved. ; Ye Smudge Pot ! By Arthur Parry. The Anti-Petting law. passed by Kanias at the last election goes into effect January 1st-,- and following tlio methods used to curb speeders, the culprits will bo shown a married couple Improvement of the Jacksonville road is In the hands of a gang of plumbers, acting with the deliberate nets of a section crew. ACTION ON THE FARM (Roseburg News-Review) 4 UbST OR STOLEN One blnclc Holding, weight ten to cloven hun dred, rather chunkoy build. $15 reward for Information leudlng to the conviction of the purty who tied oil can to his tail or present location1 of horse. $100 reward to the party who wrote me that un signed letter In regard to thci dis appearance of my horse. Address William Steuer, Buck Fork, Ore. ' Slkl, the Sengalese, slapper of O. Carpontler to sleep, has been barred by the French boding federation, for misconduct, and besides- ho hit too hu,rd.,. Objections have bcon duly filed against spending $300,000 to advertise Oregon. It would be much cheaper to hold u state-wide sing, and use the radio, ' . ' "' CALIFORNIA IS FALLING DOWN. A LADY TALKS . For two yoars that I know of, Elsie has hankered for a manicure -set, and to .shut her up and because it was Christmas, I buys her one of them pocket Jiggers thut had a file, and scissors', and ct cetera, In a blue plush box, that cost $3.75, and whnt does 1 do but (hop the' Banio, and go six Jumps before I halt and turn around Just lu time to see a lady pick It up, and put it into her bushel baskot she thinks Ib a handbag. The minute I sot eyes on that female, I knew she had been hit with a lupse of memory, but I Bald to her, not rough: I beg your pardon. What you Just picked up belongs to me, and It's KIsle'a from Santy Clans. "To whom do you refer," bIio says. I says, I refer to what you Just stooped over and picked up, and which does not belong to you, as I paid for It, and. If you don't believe me, ask the clerk, but he was gone, too. Then she says: "I am at a loss to understand. I have not stooped ovor today. You are far too hasty in accus ing, strangers of thoft. I do not care for any more words with you. Good day!" Such Is Fato, and somebody back East 111 get what belongs to Elsie, In their sock, and I'll bet the old girl Rot all out of wind rushing home to put a clean doili'e under the Biblo, on the table In the front room, to squnro her self With her conscience, after pulling an atrocity like that, nnd so would I believe me. (Commercial 8ervlce) OOUHELP HOFFMAN, Inc., manufacturers of cloaks and suits, 148 Madison avenue Dnnkruptcy schedules filed yesterday by (lod-help-Hoffman, Inc., show liabilities of $7,793 nnd assets of $13,000. The dlsgiiBtlng spoctnele of a team of horses was noted in tho timbered section of tlio biz. dlst. Frl. discom moding a number at autouH,- madly rushing no place in particular. The Wedding had been planned for Christmas but that seemed too for away.-1-! Siskiyou Nows). The days aro getting longer. ' WHEREIN, OFT CRUSHED TRUTH ENDEAVORS TO GET UP (Salem Capital Journal) "' -If professions wore really gov erned by the codoH of ethics they adopt, this might be the case, but the ordinary professional man pnyg as much attentfon tn tlio codo. except where It incronspH profltB, US' tho 'average 'Christian r pays to tlio doctrines of ClirisL p " 1 ' King Constnntlno of Grooco, is com ing to America to abide, owing to tropical conditions nt homo, and will be handy. In caso tho surplus of nutlve nuts decide to establish a monarchy, for the prcaont defective form of gev ernfnent. , - . -. 0 ALIFOIIXIA. is n treat slate. The people of Southern Orecoii nee piirtieiilnrly ready to hand it to their liiff and wealthy i i.eigiibor on the south. liut in one direction, and u most important one, Oregon is beat ins California a city bloek. That is in the direction of completing 1lie Pacific Highway. Some time ago there was a meeting between highway officials of Oregon and California, on the state line. A project to complete the Pacific. Highway was duly commemorated, there were speeches and much enthusiasm. The representatives of California shook hands with tho representatives of Oregon and made the proud boast that California would get to the slate line with a paved highway, first. With its well-established reputation of doing big things in a big way, everybody believed California would muke that boast good. But they didn't. They haven't. Oregon not only reached the state line with u paved road first, but has its highway from Portland practically completed, while the road on the other side of the mountains is still in the air, or in the mud, whichever you may prefer. The fault does not lie with the people of Northern California. They have done everything in their power to get this road completed. The state commission has agreed to advertise for bids on paving from . reku to Grenada, and the grading and widening of the road from Klamath river to the Oregon line, but no paving for this latter and most important unit has been provided for. In short 109 miles from the Oregon line to Redding will remain unpaved even when the paving from Yreka to Grenada is completed. This failure on tho part of the state o California to make good not only reflects upon the reputation of that state, but works a se rious injury upon Oregon, particularly Southern Oregon. A coast highway is in a certain sense no stronger than it weakest link, and until California completes her part of the contract, Oregon's fine highway naturally must suffer, and the business of the state must suffer. The stale of California, suffers also, for tho completion of a paved, highway to Sau Francisco would mean a tremendous- motor traffic from Oregon south every day in the year, but particularly in the winter. California should complete its Pacific Highway. Laterals can wait the main trunk line can't wait. It is time California was awakened to the value of its reputation and the danger of losing it. Quill Points Recipe for putting over anything: First invent your slogan. Every bootlegger appears to be entitled to a fair trial by a jury of his patrons. British labor is radical 3G4 days in the year. The other day is election day. Times have changed much in the last few years. Husbands aro no longer- only, half-shot. Tho Tiger is a real diplomat. He brags on us just enough to make his scoldings palatable. It is significant that the open. fire place and plug tobaeoo nro(mak ing their last stand iu tho same section. . Keep a thermometer in tho basement j so the furnace fire will kuo just when tho night is cold enough to justify going out. There seems to be an unwritten law that every president's cabi net must have at least one member to amuse the paragraphers. One receiving set that has difficulty in catching everything 'broad casted is an ash troy. Correct this sentence: 'Please fix my nails, mother," said tlio smnll boy j "I'm ashamd to go to school with them looking this way." If a hair of the dog will euro tho bite, perhaps thoso that men are plucking from their eyebrows would do something for a bald head. "America knows nothing of destitution," says n European. Still, if ever wc go 'in for it, we'll probably win the international cham pionship. ' RipplingRhinros ii it I1 V l COURAGE. WHEN Mrs. Spick, a neighbor dame, had lost her muley cow, I colled to say it was a shame, but said that dauntless frail, "Why worry f Twill bo all the snmo a hundred years from now." It was fur her a grievous loss; she sold somo milk and cheeso, which helped to buy the Worcester sauce, the wiener, toast and teas; but patiently she bears her cross, and smiles at fate's decrees. Her logic's such as pagans write, that much I must allow ; but still it. makes her outlook bright, and soothes her furrowed brow; her griefs will bo forgotten quite, n hundred years from now. And so will yours nnd so will mine, and those of every man, and putting up a feeble whine is but a caitiff's plan; our eyes should waste no precious 'brine throughout life's little span. It is in vain to cry, "Alas," to raise a sinful row; like stubble all life's ills will pass beneath time's speeding plow; your choicest woe will cut no grass a hundred years from now. Tongue Twisters (To be read aloud) By C. L. EDSON, Author of the Gentle Art of Columning. SEA Ijlioms YAItJf Sailor Mnllot's empty wallet mudu lilm sorry hk could be. Till ii pilot KiUd to Mallot: "See tliut mullet in the sea." "Willi a bullet we could kill It; we could fill it full of lead: And we'd et-ill it In a skillet und cat mullet," Mallet said. So llicy Flint It In the palate Willi a bullet and It died. It wan deader than a mullet, so they unlit It down the side. And what wus In Its gullet'.' Well, to hear tlio idiot tell II. In the millet or the mullet was a pullet full of millet. Card'of Thanks Wo wish- o thank our friends for their help nnd sympathy to us In our late berenvemcnt. Also for the beauti ful floral offerings. .MRS. J. E. FOSS MR. AND MRS. E. E. FOSS MR. AND MRS. W. 13EESON AND FAMILY. 221" Notice of Sheriff's Sale By virtue of an execution duly Issued out of and under the seal of the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon, In and for the. County of Jackson, to me directed and dated on the 21st day of November, 1922, In a certain action therein, wherein The Farmers and Fruitgrowers Hank, a Danking Corpor ation as Plaintiff, recovered Judgment against LeRoy Mershon et nl, the de fendants, for the sum of Two Thou sand One Hundred Six and No-100 (I210G.00) Dollars, with interest at the rate of 8 per cent per annum from the day of May, 1922, with costs and disbursements, and the fur ther sum of Two Hundred and No-100 ($200.00) Dollars, as attorney's fees, which Judgment was enrolled and docketed in the Clerk's office of said Court in said County on the bth day of August, 1922. Notice is hereby given that, pursu ant to the terms of the said execution, I will on the 23rd day of December, 1922, at the front door of the Court house in the City of Jacksonville, in Jackson County, Oregon, at 10 o'clock a. m., offer for sale and will sell at public auction for cash to the highest bidder, to satisfy said judgment, to gether with ttie costs of this sale, sub ject to redemption as provided by law, all of the right, title and Interest that the said defendant Le Roy Mershon rt nl had on the 5th day of' August, 122, or now have In and to the follow ing described property, situated in the County of Jackson, State of Oregon, to-wit: Lots Ten (10) nnd Eleven (11), Block Eighty one (SI) Old Town Med ford and the tenements and heredita ments belonging theroto. Dated tills 21st day of November, mi. C. E. TERRILL, Sheriff of Jackson County, Oregon. Hy L. D. Fornorook, Deputy. i dnanerrsraeo T- car iiS. u. 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Fancy Wool Sox .65c to $1.25 Cashmere Sox 35c to 65c Heavy Wool Sox . 39c to 75c Boy's Suits 2 pair of pants $8.50 to $18.50 Mann's Department Store THE S TORE FOR EVER YBOD Y Medford, Oregon Johnny Tupants Suits for Boys 2 pair of Pants with every Suit