MEDFOttD MATT, TRTTUTXTC, MEDFOTTO OKKfiOy. TUESDAY, -NOVEMBER 28, 1922
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Ye Smudge Pot
y Arthur Porry.
' The only Joy a farmer gets out ot
Ufa la to como to town on a winter
afternoon, and say to non-producers:
Well, It's three o'clock, have you had
your break fast yet!
LET THE STARS SETTLE IT.
The weak chinned maidens In the
centers of. population, are shooting
down their Kodolph Valentinos with
more accuracy than in 1921.
It Is Roing to hustle the politicians
to maintain the late high state uf
hysteria, long enough to elect Henry
Ford president.
THEY ALL ARE
(Roseburg News-Review)
A masquerade pie social will bo
.' hold at the South Dcor Creek
grange hall Friday evening. Every
body come.
In spite ot all that can be done.
Crater Lake manages to maintain Us
natural beauty and lnconspiciousness.
Amends for the latest snub, will be
mado with a rousing poem.
Tho road to Jacksonville ought to bo
moved out in the timber, whore tho
need of fixing it, would bo vital.
GOSHI
(Oregon City Enterprise)
Dr. A. Williams was In Portland
last week and met eight friends
accidentally during the day and all
had been divorced. On his return
the doctor delivered a speech In
Which he said the downfall of the
nation Is sure if the home-life is a
failure, and cited tho Jews as be
ing stronger than ever, which Is
attributed to marriage relation
being a success among that people.
.Los Angeles has another murder
mystery. A young man drank some
beanery coffw, and shuffled oft the
mortal coil. i'olaoned!
In all ot the photos so far of M
Clemenccau, tho "Tiger of France," he
is in dire neod of a mustncho trim.
A LADY TALKS
. "l'vo always wauled to collect
enough jack, to bo ublo to go to Cali
fornia and see my auntie, and have
my hair dyed red. I ain't got the nerve
to defy nnturo at honw. That rat
asleep under the stove, wouldn't make
a bad mink fur, if ho was wrecked.
I thought he was out of it yesterday.
He came in behind a gentleman, who
slammed the door shut with a flirt of
his hip. Tom was caught on the fen
dor, and has been licking his whiskers
ever since.. That Montana chap I
cuffed nine weeks ago, told mo a lortg
norelotto at the dance, about how he
knocked down a Swedo girl. In 1903.
nnd had to get out of tho Hitter Hoot
country, sho thought so much of him.
Ho don't rare nothing alxiut himself
He's got an oil well In Texas, but the
Standard Oil Is too much for him.
They enjoinod lil.n. Klsle and her
tnickdrlver have been fighting over a
year now, and aro beginning to be
fond of each other. It would bo to
surprise to me. If she had a preacher
say something to thn both of them.
He's all tho time talking about work
falling off. There was a terrible argu
ment lu here a while ago. One man
said: 'Uivo thy neighbor,' like the
lliblo tolls us to:' And the other out
said: 'Love. Hell! and let tho state
rule tho church. For five cents I'd
caro In your mush!" Then he quits
reciting Scripture, and trembled and
got blue round tho gills, and cussed,
until the cook come out with a meat
ax, and said: Here, you birds: there's
a lady present!' So long!"
Helped Hli Back
Backache, rheumatic pains, dull
ness, and blurred vision are symptom
f kidney trouble. "My nushand had
m bad bach." writes Mrs. M. McCu
"igh, Easlon. Pa. "When he aat dowr
be could hardly get up and then he
would be drawn over to one tilde. He
triad Foley Kidney Pills and they
cured him."' Foley Kidney Pills aulck
(f relieve kidney ud bladder trouble.
Sold everywhere. Adr.
tT" HE PLANETARY indications arc for a .steady and active busi-
1TI1E
1 lies
ss period in the affairs of man as the new venr advances
and much activity is assured real estate transactions and in the pro
duets of the earth. It will he known as a year of warm human re
lationships and jtreiit spiritual development."
Thus spealii-th McDonald 's Farmer Almanac, the prophecies hot
been prepared by a "famous astrological forecaster in AYuNhing-
lon, U. C."
' It seems Neptune, .Saturn and Mars are responsible for these
hnppy auycries. and a child born on March 21, 1U23, will be generous
and active with a quick temper and n quick menta'Hty.
All of which is nice. It is particularly "nice" at this time to know
that the real estate agents are to have a better time of it in the future
than in the past, nnd that business in general will thrive.
15ut why stop with business and babies. We humbly suggest
that the famous astrologer in 'Washington, D. C, take a trip to the
meeting before the Interstate Commerce, commission.
There is a great deal of talk going on there, which is absolutely
conflicting. It is also expensive. One set of witnesses is certain the
S. I'. and C. 1. should be permanently divorced, and another set
equally certain that these two railroads should continue in domestic
peace and harmony or the industrial heavens will fall in.
What do the celestial luminaries have to say on this absorbing sub
ject. They may not know more about the future than aforesaid wit
nesses but' they certainly could not know less.
Let tho stars settle it. From the evidence presented we don't see
how the I. C. C. can.
Quill Points
A cultured man is one who has a lol of information that isn't
worth anything to him.
A republic is a place where every few years they give citizens a
new set of rulers to cuss.
Fable: Once there was a garage mechanic who had too much
sense to use pliars on a nut.
The new govenment in Italy has one political advantage. Hlaek
shirts don't show dirt.
A man makes a much more satisfactory guest. He never looks
about the ceiling for cobwebs.
A score of years or so ago, St. Jacob'sj
Oil was the beBt advertised and best
selling medicine of its kind on the
market. Its proprietor died, and th
administrator of tho estuto viewed
the enormous expenditure for udver
thmik as waste, and proceeded to rut
it in half the first year. Sales crn
tinued, in nearly the same volume,
being curried on by tho demur-d
created by provlous advertising, so
the new manager thought ho would
S'lvo still more by cutting out adver
tising altogether. He did', and in two
yetin the concern was bankrupt.
For over a century Pears' soap had
a sale almost world wide. It adver
tised persistently and constantly, and
was probably the widest known Eng
lish product, as well as one of the
best soaps made. During the war.
money hitherto spent In advertising,
was diverted to tho purchase of war
bonds nnd war dotiatious, very wor
thy purposes. But- tho soap sales
steadily diminished ond last year t:'e
advertising was resumed on an enor
mous sralo, millions being spent I'l
a desperate effort to recover busi tesj
lost through neglect of advertising.
They had taen the engine off, the
train was slowing down.
WYIgley's simile is a good one. Ad
vertising Is the locomotive of busi
ness. Some do not know how to run
the engine and waste steam nnd do
not get results commensurate with
cost nnd then disconnect the engine
instead ot learning-how to drive It.
Some figure that a stick of wood a
day is enough to keep, ths steam up
and are surprised because the train
doesn't move faster. Some however
keep at it constantly, the steeper the
business hill to bo climbed, tho more
tho advertising expenditure, and
the3c aro the ones with steadily grow
ing business. Many others figuro that
business docs not need advertising
but will grow without It but it will
not, any more than a train will haul
tself without a locomotive Salem
Capital Journal.
COMMUNICATIONS
Still, the gnashing of teeth hereafter won't be any novelty for
the great American gttm-chewcr.
lie isn't wholly satisfactory ns a husband unless he gives her fre
quent opportunity to feel abused.
"When Kemal points a gun, the allies must choose between sticking
together and sticking 'em up.
'
It isn't so very difficult to get into a union suit if you have some
talcum powder and a shoe hoi'n. ' - . " ' ' f " V-i
Some of tho big guns were silenced on that November 11, but
others at ouco began work on their memoirs.
Walking is cheaper, of course, but it's worth the difference to be
in the taxieab instead of under it.
Well, weather is about the only thing you can talk about without
running foul of some listener's prejudices.
Two iamilies can't live- in peace in one house not because the
families aro too large, but because people are too small.
This age will be remembered by the altitudes reached by the
flyers and the platitudes spoken by statesmen.
Correct this sentence:. "The plates were not hot, sir," said the
waiter, "and this rtp is too largo."
Merely finding the guilty won't discourage crime; the important
thing is to find them guilty. ,
Why Advertising Means Profits
Wni. Wrlgley, the chewing gum
manufacturer, when recently asked
why he continued to spend millions
every year to advertise his gum.
when his past expenditures had creat
ed a splendid demand, and a steady
sale, replied' "If I were to stop ad
vertising. It would be just like taking
tho englno off a train. It would slow
down and stop after a while- Adver
tising is the locomotive of business
and I fyou don't keep It up business
will stop."
This has been proven many tim.
RippIingRhumas
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fy We4tMaJon
GIVING.
IF ANY MAN is in a pickle, nnd comes tomefor aid. I'll gladly
hand him out a nickel, and feed him marmalade. I look
nrouml each day for chances to give away a buck: I would im
prove the circumstances of all men out of luck. Is there a widow
sorely weeping beneath a sullen sky? I call on her and in her
keeping 1 leave a wholesome pie. Is there a crippled man be
wailing his long lost golden prime? To his cheap door you see
me sailing, to slake him with n dime. 1 like to look for the af
flicted and then relieve their woe, and feel, as moralists predicted,
my moral stature grow. Hut when men say to me, "Oh brother,
be wise and circumspect ! You ought to give to which and t'other,
just as we shall direct." I straightway draw my purse-strings
closer, and say, "Ods whiskerinew! I need my coin to pay the
grocer foV riee and striugless beans." Let me alone, hihI I be
shrew me. will help folks while I live, but when you bring blue
prints to me, and tell me where to give. I lock up strong box,
purse and larder, my face grows long and glum, I lose at once all
e:.l and ardor, a tishtwad I become.
A Pioneer Reminiscence
To the Editor: "She files with her
own wings. This is Oregon s motto
and for over seventy years how grand
ly has she soared aloft, the pride of
we descendants of the pioneers.
Hut now, her wings broken, her glory
dimmed, how can she ever hope to fly
above the black cloilds of bigotry and
Ignorance that encompass her.
As I look down over this beautiful
valley from my homo on the hillside,
my thoughts go back to the days so
long ago wheu our pioneer mothers
nnd fathers looked down from the
doors of their lonely cabins on this
same beautiful valley while the smoke
from the Indian ;mp" fires drifteJ
Into the sky. j ' ; ! t j
I think of the TftifcMs so Ions ago
when the Indian euwa) fires blazed on
the hilltops and the htipneers watched
in their darkened dibiiiB. their trusty
rifles loaded and rejady, for the coming
of the stealthy foe.
Now all is changed, the sons and
daughters of the pioneer fathers and
mothers wait In their beautiful homes,
with their trusty rifles loaded and
ready, not for the coming of the Indian
warriors but for the masked and sheet
ed hordes of their own countrymen.
And there are people in the Rogue
River valley today who talk of
"progress."
But there is this to be ssld in behalf
of Chief John, the great war chief of
tho Rogue Rivers, and his red-skinned
warriors, when they prepared them
selves for a raid on tho white settlers,
they decked their flowing locks with
eagles feathers and smeared their
faces with paint but they never wore
1111 fl sit 8
ALICE APPI.EGATE SARGENT.
Jacksonville, Nov.2-t.
NEW YORK. Nov. 28. War on the
Ku Klux Klan by New York police
until the last klansman has ' been
driven from the city has been ordered
by Mayor John F. Hylan. '
Despite the order, rece;ea by Police
Commissioner Enright in a telegram
from French Lick Springs and : com
municated to various branches of the
force here, public headquarters of the
Ku Klux Klan were opened at the
Hotel Hermitage. , -
Mayor Hylan's letter, In part, fol
lows: "The dispatches from New York this
morning Indicate that the Ku Klux
Klan Is getting busy In our city. It
this is so, I desire you to treat this
group of racial and religious haters a-i
you would the reds and bomb throw
ers. Drive them out of our city as
rapidly as you discover them. Assign
your moBt expert detectives to this
work, and as you secure the names ct
any or the organizers or members of
this secret organization be sure that!
their names are given to the press 83
that the citizens of our city may know
who are supporting this .vicious and
destructive secret society. It is unfor
tunate that the federal government did
not take a more firm position in this
matter when the governor of Louisi
ana appealed to his excellency, Presi
dent Harding, for federal action."
CROUP
(SPASMODIC)
TONIGHT!
Whet if your baby has the dreaded
spasmodic croup tonight? --
Are you prepared? Is there a bottle of
Bin: Bronchi-Lyptus ready, - ready to
clear away the strangling membrane
soothe the racked throat bring safe,
natural sleep?
JSEfe. Don't let the night ", .
jjg find you without
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TRY YOUR DRUGGIST FIRST
Bill Introduced to
Change Election Law
WASHINGTON. -Nov. S. l The
present practice under which sena
tors and representatives continue to
sit in congress for Tour months after
they have been defeated for re-election
would he abandoned under an
amendment to the constitution re
ported today by the' senate agricul
ture committee.
l!y unanimous vote the committee
decided to bring into the senate a
resolution providing for such an
amendment, which would require that
a new congress take office immedi
ately after it had been selected in-
stend of in the Mireh fotlowtnc.
FRENCH LICK, Ind., Nov. 2S Treat
the Ku Klux Klan as you would a dis
orderly house or a bunch of croDks,
.Mayor John F. Hylan of New York
wired Police Commissioner Enright in
his second telegram of a war against
tho invisible empire.
"We propose to protect the people,"
Hylan said. "I'm going to see to it
that the klan is regarded as a disor
derly house or like any other bunch of
crooks or strongarm gan?- We have
certain methods to apply to such
places, so that if anyone disappears
or is murdered we know exactly when;
to look.
"There is no state law aimed direct
ly at the klan, but there is a conspir
acy law which forbids a conspiracy to
foment trouble or to plan murder."
NEW YOItK. Nov. 2S. The Rev.
Oscar Haywood, kolcard of New York,
today defied Mayor Hylan and an
nounced that the Ku Klux Klan will
-niakc New York its greatest strong
hold." The organizer answered the may
or's order to police to treat the klan
as they would "'disorderly 'houses nnd
gangsters" with the announcement
that E. p. Smith. Buffalo, grand
dragon for the state, would como here
to help in forming chapters.
Simultaneously, tho klan became a
storm center in New Y'ork. While
rabbis, officials and others denounc
ed It. some ministers defended the
organization from the pulpit in Sun
day services.
Haywood, in an Interview answer
ing critics, declared that the klan.
standing against birth control, femi
nism and for the prohibition law in
America, would .eventually become
wor!fl-wiflo.
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