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MEDFORD ftfATL TRTTUTXE. lyfEPFOITrv. QRKfiON. . T
FESDAV. 'NOVEMBER 14. 1D22.
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Parry.
The first problem confronting the
liow governor, Is to niako 11,000
Democrats fit In 289 political Jobs.
i Pancakes are the order of the day
Somebody mistook a sack of conient
for buckwheat flour.
There will bo a presentation of In
dian music and souks at the Pace this
eve. It is a performance of merit and
rare artistry. As it Is worth while
local music lovers aro shying from it
like there was going to be another
Custer massacre. Thero is not a toma
hawk. In tho cast, and tho most dun
Serous weapon Is a flute. Tlioso at
tending will positively not be scalped,
as reported.
WAS THERE A WAR?
(Springfield News)
The only observances of Armis
tice day In Springfield was the
blowing of whistles at 11 o'clock
and the displaying of flags. Some
had even forgotten that It was
Armistice day and turned out to
see the flro when tho whistles
blew".
' Orcgou, according to a full page ad
vertisement In tho Portland Oregonlan
of Monday, November 13, Is going to
launch a campaign for new settlors
They will spend $300,000 doing it. It
Is doubtful If this sum will overcome
the advertising the state got last
Tuosday for nothing. The human race,
in possession of money, is prone to be
heckled. Thoy invariably congregate
In sections that do not think tin
noblest function of the legislature is
to annoy with fool laws. Oregon now
has eight peoplo to tho square mllo.
Unless the proposed lino works excep
tionally well, thero will not bo that
many when tho next census Is taken.
One of theso days n careless autolHt
will forget to lie himself down, whllo
pursuing tho Main Stem, West, and
bounce up on tho Lib. lUdg.
A NOTABLE THINK8 FAST
(Albany Democrat)
Two masked burglars cntorod
ttie house of Iliigham Young ut
Kings Valley ono evening this
.week and demanded his mono)'.
Upon his refusal they placed him
on a stove, when his screams
frlghtenod them away. Fortunate
ly the stove was not vory hot.
The ' Thanksgiving footbull game
promises to be an Interesting affulr, ir
the wet nnd dry Issuo .becomes In
volved in it. ,
James Mlddlclon Cox, and a major
ity of the rubber 'stamps formerly dis
guised as cabinet officers, havo emerg
ed from their holes und commenced
to wall In unison, about America's
cruel and inhuman treatment of Kur
ope. , It will break ' their hearts ir
Kurope goes to hell, without America
as a chaporone. The flinty smiled
Harding administration of "puny
men," diabolically purscs that Kiir
opo go to work and save herself. For
pure diplomatic cussodiiess, this Is
enough to make Nero turn over in his
grave.
"TOKO OWNKRS! CAN' VK
COUNT ON YOU NEXT Kill DAY?
(Ad Marshflold Times). Chorus of
volcos: I wasn't raised to be a black
board! While cranking his Papa's cat Mon.
pm. Sam Illchardson sustained two
lacerated digits on tho fork hand.
It's a long way from tho hay to tho
airhole these mornings.
.' NOT KNOCKING ANYTHING
' (Klamath Falls Herald)
V , In 312 It. C. tho Applun Way
leading South from Homo was be
. gun, and parts of it are still trav
eled today. An old road, but It's a'
more Infant besldo
"THE EVERLASTING WAY"
.Pastor's Sermon Topic at 11 a. in.
: Evening Topic, 7:30 p. m.
i "IT MIGHT BE WORSE"
- .j
WHY ADVERTISE IT?
OKEGO.N needs mure settlers. In a full page advertisement the
Portland OriTgoiiinii udvociiti-s mi extensive advertising eaiu-
mi lth to pet them. A few days ago this would have been n .step in
the right direction.
Hut in fairness ti the prospective settlers, it would seem only
proper to inform tlieni that none of the 17 odd million Catholics in this
ci.imtrv need apply. Oregon, by the passage of the school bill has
berved notice that only citizens of
There are about two million
Day Adventists, several million
lists. -Many ot tiiese people send
in the east. They better not comu
up what they supposed was an inalienable American right. The Ore
gon law is "agin " them. ' ...
A few years ago an invitation
settle in Oregon, lie would, in our
before he semis out his household furniture might )t not be wise to
inform him that he can't send his children' to tfie'sehool he or "his
father attended. Colonel Roosevelt, it seems, was not a "100 per
cent American." lie graduated at a private school.
Much as we need settlers, no self-respecting Oregonian wishes to
misrepresent things in order to get them. Until the present school
bill is declared unconstitutional or is modified materially, better go
slow on an advertising campaign. It might prove to be spending
money in the wrong direction.
IS MEDFORD
Those people who fail to attend the concert at the Page Theatre
tonight will undoubtedly miss a rare musical treat. Medford once
had n high reputation as a musical center. Is that reputation de
served now? The size of the audience at the Lieurunce concert to
night will go far towurd providing an answer.
Quill
The grin worn b"y a "good loser"
Crime is neuter, but acquittal
Home is a place where some women darn socks.
Apparently the unspeakable
A hick town is a' place 'in which
park.
Still, it's mllier unreasonable to feel sorry for the dog because he
has fleas and express no sympathy for the fleas that have to live
cn a dog.
Thoughtful parents are those who
children.
High taxes arc occasioned -by;
who dodges his. '
About the only prominent war
since the event is Bcrgdoll.
AVhy shouldn't men pluck their. eyebrows? They don't intend
to be brow-beatcu 'by the women.
You can say one thing for football heroes. They have crowded
bathing beauties off the sport page.
In a small town a man is considered hard-boiled if he expresses
a doubt about Jonah's sojourn in the whale.
If there is no other way,' why not park honest people in jail in
order to protect. Ihcm from criminals?
Thero nre (wo kinds of business men: Those who wait for pros
perity to return, and those who go after it.
Man has his little faults, but we seem to remember Hint Kvc was
responsible for pulling the first boner.
Correct this sentence: "Let's go home now, liiDthor," said the
small boy; "I've seen the parade and that's enough.
Kvery time an English statesman gets peeved at France he tnakiv
a speech declaring that England must pay what she owes America. '
Correct this .sentence : "Cut
director; "the public won't stand
RippI i rig
fy Walt
S
GOOD INFLUENCE.
w
IIII.K singing, angel-throated, I cleared my place of
weeds, and all the neighbors noted mv wise and righteous
deeds. The neighborhood was shabby, much rubbish was in
view, with here an old dead tabby, arid there a kangaroo. The
houses were iinpainted. as were the gates' hnd stiles, aild all 1 ho
air was tainted by many garbage .piles. T stvid, "Tliouglwill my.
neighbors may, let things go to smash, I'll spring some useful
labors and clear away my trash. I'll make my place so nitty that
passers-by will stand, in groups of ten or fifty, and say it beats
the band."' My deeds the neighbors noted, and cried, in terms re
fined. "That bard, so fat and bloated, can't leave Us all behind.
If he. in hat and sweater, can make things neat and clean, we too
can make things better, we wot and wist and ween." And so they
all got busy, and labored through the day; in barrow and in Liz
zie they bauled the trash away. And now when strangers wander
along our village street, they gaze and mark and ponder, and say
we can't be beat. They say, "This town is giving new curves in
human bliss: there is some sense in living in such a burg ns this."
certain religious beliefs are wanted.!
Lutherans, about a million Seventh
Episcopalians and Christian Scion -
tneir children to private schools1
to Oregon- unless they want to give
was sent Teddy Roosevelt, Jr., to
opinion, "be it groat addition. But
MUSICAL?
Points
is chagrin.
is feminine.
Turk has become the unspankable.
nobody cares a darn where you
try very hard to live up to their
two things: War and the fellow
figure who hasn't lost prestige
' '
out. those naughty parts," said the
for sex stuff."
Rlu) too s
Mason
ml
Mr7U-2afc
Ye Poet's Corner
JUDGE NOT
Adelaide Anne i'ructer.
Judge not; the workings of his brain
And of his heart thou canst not see;
What looks to thy dim eyes a stain.
In God's pure light may only be
A scar, brought from sjme well-won
ficldt
Wllero "T wouldllt on!y falnt
" '
a 'token that" beloV''" "
The soul has closed in deadly fight
With some internal fiery foe.
Whose glance would search thy smil
ing grace.
And cast thee shuddering on thy face!
The fall thou darest to despise,
.May be the angel's slackened hand
Has suffered it, that he may rise .
And take a firmer, surer stand: '.
Or, trusting less to earthly things,
May henceforth learn to use his wings.
And Judge none lost; but wait and see,
With hopeful pity, not disdain;
The depth of the abyss may be
The measure of the height of pain
And love and glory that may raise
This soul to God in after days'.
Itel. Telescrope.
Gov.BenW.Olcott
Den W. Olcott made a conscien
tious courageous and sensible gov
ernor." one of Oregon's best governors.
As the years pass he will be appre
ciated as such. Hut he was not 'con
spicuous in his well doing. His blun
ders were so few that they attracted
attention without the saving grace of
being regarded aa the froth of an ill-
balanced personally.. He wasn't even
drunk. The good he did was steady,
but was done soberly without dra
matic effort. There was nothing of
the picturesque or rugged about Ol
cott to captivate popular Imagination.
He made enemies who did not forget,
but lie made them by his right doing.
Tiie public was unimpressed by his
right doing and promptly forgot It.
A governor should be more Impres
sive. That was Olcott's great lack as
a candidate ho could not impress
the multitude.
"Well done, thou good and faith
ful servant." if you had weighed
fifty pounds more we would have re
elected you. Oregon Voter.
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BEATS
NEW YORK, Nov. It Two matches
are on the second day's program of the
international 18.2 balk- lino billiard
tournament. Welker Oochran !oP San
Krancisco meets Roger Contl, Cham
pion, of France, this .afternoon and
Willie Hoppe will play Edouard Hoi-se-mans,
Belgian champion, tonight. j,.'..
Jacob Schaeffer, 18.2 billiard cham
pion, defeated . Enrich Hagenlaciter.
champion of Germany, 000 to 328 in
the first match last night.' Hagen
lacher ran 105 points in his second
inning and Schaeffer 140 In his fourth.
Schaeffer was always In the lead after
that
OKLAHOMA CITY The 12 round
bout scheduled to be held here Novem
ber 17 between Harry Greb and Jimmy
Delaney of St. Paul has been post
poned. CLEVELAND Fighting against a
handicap of nine pounds. Prank Scholl
of Iluffalo won a referee's decision
over Bryan Downey of Cleveland in
ten rounds.
PHILADELPHIA Sailor Friedman
of Chicago stopped K. O. Laughlin of
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Portland, Ore.
You Are Assured a Personal
Hospitality and Individual
Attention
through the combined efforts of a staff, who I
"t after yeas of training, understand the needs .t . I
of the traveling public. ' l
X', i MUSIC, DANCING and the BST TO EAV ' '
Arthur H. Meyers -Manager
Protection for little lungs . against dan
gerous deep-seated coughs
r .Confidence that in .BINZ Eucalyptus,
' Cough Drops arid BINZ Bronchi
Lyptus there is nothing harmful no
' narcotics no alcohol only .sure, safe,
. pleasant relief from winter ills. .
Rethlehom in the fourth round of their
scheduled eight round bout.
WICHITA Toots Mondt, Colorado
trappier, was unable to return to the
mat to continue his match with Dirk
Daviscourt and the latter was declared
the winner. . ,
SPOKANE. Nov. 14. Harry Greb of
Pittsburg, light- heavyweight boxing
champion of America is slated to ap-
I pear here against Hauling Ortega ot
i Portland, December 2, according to
" liat Freeman, local promoter.
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Abstracts of Title. Rooms 3 ant) 6,
No. 32 North Central Ave., upstairs.
Jackson County
ABSTRACT CO.
The only complete Title
System Iff Jackson
County.
Abstract! of Titla and
Title Insurance.
rtiilldtni Materials
MEDFORD CEMENT BRlCK &
BLOCK WORKS Speclallie In all
kinds of cement building product.
Cor Fr and Tenth rrt.
Aswayer
R W. CARNAHAN Metallurgist, En
gineer. Management. 114 N. Central,
Medford. . ;
Attorney! -1 1
6. C. BOQGS Lawyer SpeclalliaB
In Real Estate and Probata Lw.
30 North Central Are.
A. E. REAMES Lawyer, offle to
Liberty Building.
E. E. KELLY Lawyer. Resumed
practice of law. Office with Porter
J. Naff. Medford Nafl Bank Bldg.
Chiropractic Physician
DR. HARVEY P. COLEMAN Chlrc
practlc and Electro-Therapy. 4274
Medford Bldg. Phone 965. '-,; II
DR. A. R. HEDGES Neo-EoletfUc
Physician. DR. LOUISE E. HBDOK8
Naturopathic Chiropractor. Me-
. chano - Therapy, Spondylotherapf,
Food Sciences, Chiropractic. Office:
Stewart Bldg., 235 E. Main- 8t
Phones: Office, 170; Res. 170-J-B.',
DR. E. W. HOFFMAN Chlropraotlo
Physician. Office hrs. 9 to U, 2
to 5. Thursday excepted. Suits
203-04-05-06 Liberty Building.
DR. GEO. J. KINi Chiropractor
Tenth year successful practlce,of
strfliKlit chiropractic methods. 08
Medford Hldg. Phone 700. '
Dentists
DR. O. J. JOHNSON Dentist. 228 E.
Main St., over-M. M. Dept." Store,
Medford, Oregon. Phone 689; rB.
1002-Y. Office hours 9 a. m.-? p. m.
Evening and Sunday by .appointment
Kxpcrt Accountant
WILSON AUDITING CO. E. M.
son, C. P. A. Attention given to any
thing in accounting and lnqome Tax
requirements. Look into our iltnpU.
fled accounting method. Liberty
Bldg., Medford. Phone 157-R. '
Farm Loans
FEDERAL FARM LOANS NOW 6
Applications should be on nle by
Nov. 22 for November appraisal.
K. 11: Hurd, Secy-treas., 402 Medforn
Bldg. .' . ..
Monuments
THE OREGON GRANITE CO. Monw
monts. K. A. Hicks, general manager.
P. M. Kershaw, sales manager, 10
E. Sixth St.. Medford. tf
Osteopaths
DR. F. G. CARLOW, DR. EVA MAJN8
JAKL.UW osteopathic Physician
416-418 Liberty Bldg. Phone 904J-
Residence 26 S. Laurel St,
DR. W. W. HOWARD Osteopath la
Physician. Special attention glveq
to eye, ear, nose and throat. SOI
Liberty Building. Phone 496.
Physicians and Surgeons
DR. J. J. EMMENS Physician n
Surgeon. Practice limited to eye,
ear, nose and throat Eyes scien
tifically tested and glasses supplied.
Oculist and Aurist for S. P. R. It
Co., Medford Bldg. Phone 567. .'
DR. WM. W. P. HOLT Phyiiolao
and Surgeon. Offices Medford Bldg. ,
Phone 165. Residence 118 Qenetee
St. Phone 165-J-2. , ..
DR. A. BURSELL Physician UC
Surgeon, 312 to 314 Medford Bldg.
Entrance 36 N. Central. Special
attention to spine. Phone 29. '
DR. LINCOLN KALLEN X-Ray spec
ialist. Meaicai and Dental x-ltay
Diagnosis and X-Ray Treatment
Laboratories 211-213 Liberty Bdg.
Office hours 9 a. m. to 12 m. 2-6 p.m.
Telephone: Office, 61; residence,
61-J-2. - , ;
Piano Instruction
FRED ALTON HA1GHT Teacher uf
1'iano and Harmony. Composing)
Arranging. Studio 318 Liberty Bldg.
Phone 72. . . f
Printers and Publishers
MEDFORD PRINTING CO., baa the
best equipped printing office In
Southern Oregon. Book binding,
loose leaf ledgers, billing system,
etc. Portland prices. 27 N. Kir St
Rug Wearing
MEDFORD FLUFF RUG WORKS
makes fluff rugs from old and worn
carpets and rugs. Phone 610-M. 706
Pine St.
Transfer
EADS TRANSFER & STORAGE 00.
Office 42 North Front St Phone
315. Prices right Services guar
anteed. AV1S TRANSFER AND STORAGE
CO. Anything moved day dr
night Service guaranteed. 24 8.
Grape. Phone: Office 644. or resi
dences 647-R or 206. tt
rphouiterlng
. WEIS Upholstery. Manufacturer
of overstuffed furniture. Full line
of materials. Draperies made to
order. We do all kinds of uphol
stering. We deliver and will call
and show samples. Phone lot.
JarksnnTilln, Ore.