PA OK FOUR MEDFOKD . MATL. TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OT?EOOX. ''THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1fl22 fr'DFOED Mail Tribune AN INDEPENDENT KEW8PATER K'BLloUEU EVEKY AFTERNOON E1CIPT SUNDAY, BY THE HEDEOKD t-BISTIXO CO. Tti Medford Sunday Slorninf Sub to furolibcd Mi'ifecrlbcri desiring dj dly Dwptr. Oflic Hill Tnbiiftt BulMii.g. !i-!7 Jil NorU, lr .li.rt. rtioi, 75. & iKisoluiatiot of the fVmocratic Time, th M-dford kUil. Uie MwJtoni Tribune, U Soulhero Qifyoajin, The AmJiUnJ Tribune. ROBFRT W. RVHU F1itor. ei'MlTKK S. SUITH. Uituger. SUBSCRIPTION TERMS: W MVIL In Advance: PU, with Sunday Sun, year $7. SO Dttly, with Sunday Sun, month 75 Daily, without Hui.iUy Sun, yet 6.60 Daily, without Sunday Sun, month 6o ttrkly Mail Tribune, one yemr t.00 Sunday Hun. one yr t no Y CARRIER In Wed ford, AahUnd, Jackson- rill. Ontrai I'oint, fUoenlx, iient himJ uu Itaii? with Sunday Sim, nonth 76 t'aily, without Sunday Sun, month 6b Lrsily, without humiay Sun, year 7.60 'aiiy. with Hunday bun, one year 8 60 All term by carrier, cub in adfanre. Official paper of the Cit? of MM ford. Official pper of jaekwo County. Sworn daily averaare on-tilation r en month tttdirg April 1, Vri, 83Uf, more than double the circulation of any otber paper published oi Circulated fn Jackson County. Entered aa second clan mattei at Uedturd 0ref'.rt, under the rt of March it, lt79. MBslBKRH UK THE ASSOCIATED I'RKSS. The AaMM'iateil l'rm la e&climiwly entitled to the use (or republication of all new a cilap&U-h credited to It, or not otherwise rmiitrd in Uiia paper, rJ alao to the local oewa published Umreio. All rtpMs of republication of special dl athea herein are al-o reerved. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. Tho Allies arc going to spring a coup d'etat on the Turks. It will probably be an ultimatum that they smoke their own make of cigarettes. An organization lias been formed to boycott tho "hostile press." The members will get their local news from male gossips, and their state news from drunime'a. Attorney General Daugherty is get ting too corrupt for any good what ever. He is of u excitable nature, and aims to suppress anarchy. In all forms, before It reaches maturity. He Is also opposed to regulating the courts with a switch engine. ' . This first fog of the season settled . over the valley this am., successfully taking the wave out of whiskers and bobbed hair. Icicles were reimrted on the rims of straw hats. If it gets any colder the GalshevlklB will have to Increase tho wishbone acreage, to In sure pneumonia. Some citizens will be unable to swal low the claim of Henry Ford, that his untaxed (2,000,000 found In a bank was "forgotten." A hearties; govern ment will undoubtedly look around for further lapses of memory, and ' the Lizzie King ought to frisk his old clothes for stray billions. Tho esteemed Portland Journal throws one of lis characteristic edi torial catflts today ever the failure of America to be mixed up In the Euro pean mess. This paper is Intensely sincere, but has had no violent spasms over ballot banditry and petition for gery In the blatantly pure precincts of Multnomah county. The taxes are puro unadulterated - bell, as proven beyond a shadow of a . doubt by the number of new high-toned motor vehicles in our midst this full, OFFICER, GRAB HIM! (Roseburg News-Review) AUTO MECHANIC wants in with .-, man that will give him good chunco. I cun do the work and give the best of references. ; Write or wire Oily Uell, llrldgu, Ore. It begins to look like Walter M. Pierce, "the warm friend of the far mer," had overheated himself. The intellectuality of Slki, the Sou galose, who Blupped G. C'nrpeutier to sleep is causing a lot of unfavorable comment. Ills head Is described us merely a loafing place for kinky hair. and, it is said to bo quite a mental effort for the black boy to come In out of tile rain. This will revolutionize tho prize-ring, as all American pugil ists can qualify da school superinten dents. THE PACE THAT KILLS (Eugene Guard) . The many friends of O. E. Wood son had a hilarious time Monday night. They took the hotel Hartell car and brought Mr. and Mrs. Woodson oown town, rodo them up and down Main street through the Woodson garago to the Hotel Hartell where they compelled them to register. Citizens known locally, Kor efforts, vocally, Passed mustard. And ate custard In a manner croakedly. At high noon Wednesday. KOR SALE Good Ford runabout with commercial body. 1918 model, or will trade for cows. It. II. Coffin. 593 Itoca SL (Ashland Tidings). Wants milk without tho churn. The mid-week entanglement was lield last eve.' The work of transforming the pul pits into stumps. Is progressing favor ably. The candidate yelling "Amen!" the loudest will be awarded the front door handshaking right, providing the non-existent "liquor Interests" have not put him "on the defensive." WHY WAR IS TIIK war in the Near East is essentially a continuation of the an cient rivalry between Great Britain and France for commer cial advantage in Asia Minor, but to undrrstand the situation today it should he remembered that hostilities were started by Jieeee largely to prevent what has now happened, the delhrouiucnt of Kinc I'oiislantine. After his return from exile Kins; Constantine found far from a united and loyal country. The treaty of tk-vrt! had given Greece con trol of .Smyrna and the great part of Thrace which for centuries had been Turkish territory. The Turkish nationalists, led by Mnstapha Kemal, in revolt r gainst the Sultan- who had accepted this treaty, forced the allies to reconsider their action, and despite Greek protests the treaty was modified in favor of Kemal 's claims. King Constantine seized upon this action to unite- his people be hind a war against Turkey, and quiet factional strife at home. At the head of his troops, Constantine captured Kski Shehr and drove the Turks back to Angor.-. whereupon there were great demonstra tions of loyalty and joy in Athens. Hut the triumph an short lived. The Turks, stung by this de feat, arose as one man, and with the aid of France, who sent money, guns and military experts, the Greeks were defeated and driven hack in utter rout to the sea. Now the allies have returned Constantinople and Thrace to the Turks and Greece, abandoned as far as war is concerned, by Eng land, has broken under the strain. In spite of the serious condition today in the Near East, the collapse of Greece will in all likelihood, prevent any serious extension of hostilities.' For a country in rebel lion can scarcely be relied upon to fight for Thrace effectively, par ticularly when allied assistance of any effective kind is out of the ; ruestioli. j The only real danger lies in Turkey losing her head and attacking j the British troops, or Hussia, entering the lists, to again try to capture her goal of many centuries, Constantinople; or Lloyd (George, taking Advantage of Constantino's downfall, by joining hands with Yeni yelos on a program of again driving the "unspeakable Turk" out of Europe. The three contingencies are possible, but scarcely probable. The truth is, Europe as a whole is tired out. Among the people there is no stomach for war. Ajid the diplomats in control must realize that if a general war should come, no national advantage would bo gained, but general anarchy would, in all likelihood, sweep and destroy the so ciety that now supports thorn. Ouill Even the man who is deaf to reason can hear money talk. Another fine thing about travel is that it teaches you to appre ciate home. ' - . Assurance of belter times was in a tariff bill. The restless youngster, who is might try goitife'to work. ' ' , ,;,' . The knock in the motor is heard This is also true of mortals. , It should be understood, however, that' even the college with the highest salaried coach, maintains a faculty, also, - This advice to go to the ant doubt it would go to the movies. "Plane reniams up in the air 'Washington officialdom has been In China, "the dawn comes up like thunder." but over here the lied thinks the dawn of the new day will come up like dynamite. Correct this sentence: "Don't bother lo flick your ash in the tray," said the wife; "sweeping it off the rug is delightful exercise." England and France are i:i perfect agreement on everything ex cept the German situation and the Turkish situation ami things like-that. HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? 1. What religion has no hymns? 2. How many cubic feet of wall will a cord of stone make? 3. Which of the four-time divis ions of the I'nlted Mates covers the most territory? 4. What was the first steel con structed building In the world? 5. To what family does corn be long? U. How many seeds were used by Iliirlmuk In developing tho Shasta daisy? 7. How many ribs do some snakes have? 5. What Ik steatite? II. Who was head of the secret service during the I'lvil War? 10. la what state Is tin, Itoanoke river? Answer to Yesterday's Questions: 1. How do flies carry filth? Ana. On their feet. 2. How much of Delaware Is covered by wuter? Ans. Nearly one-fifth. 3. What is the area of Maryland? Ans. 12.327 square miles. 4. What per cent of the popula tion of Virginia Is negro? Ans. Thirty-five per cent. , E. To what group of states does North Carolina belong? Ans, South Atlantic. 6. What Is the largest slate easl of the Mississippi river? Ans. Geor gia. 7. What is the most Important non-tidal stream In the world? Ans. Chicago river. R. Who discovered the use of ether? Ans. Dr. Win. T. O. Morton. 9 What hecotnet of four-fifths ot the corn raised in this country? Ans. it is fed to stock. 10. What Is the chief American fruit? Ans. The apple. IMPEOBABLE. !! Points brought back in a dove's bill, not forever pining to go somewhere, . ".'- ' .; -" i im&:$S1H more distinctly when it is idling. is sound; but if the ant could, no three hours without power." Huh. doing that for mouths. Bible Questions And Answers Questions. 1 . W h y 1 id Sa in h w Ish H hkh r and litT sun driven uut of AVialunn's hmist'? 2. Whom ditl Iiac marry? n, What did Halak, Kin of Monti, want Italaam to do to tho lsiat'litta, oneninijed In the plains of Mono? A. Who wiiH Hani? 5. Who vn the supreme female divinity of theHe nations who wor shipped liaal? 6. What happened to Saul on tho road to Dama.seus to lirinK all the diHt-iples of tho Lord back , to the priewts as captives? A t irs to YeMrrtla y's nUons : 1 . The Hook of Jude U found next to the lust book lit the New TVstanient. 1. Moses wrote the IJook of Num bers. 3. liefore hl conversion, Saul persecuted and threatened tho dia elples. Wisdom is referred to as belm; more preclouv than rubies in the Hook of Troverbs. f. "Tell me, I pray thee, wherein thy (ir eat streiiKth lieth and where with thou mtKhtcst be bound," are the words f Delilah to Samson. 6. The Hook of Kevelations Is rrophetical. gibic- TlTougtit ft Today UHtO SKKS AM.: For the e.ves of the Lord run to and frn throughout the whole earth, to shew himself strong In behalf nf those whose heart Is perfect toward him. 2 Chron icles 10: 9. FOREST FIRES SERIOUS ! N Dl'Ll'TII, Minn, Sept. US. Willi several forest fires reported in tiie district north of here, forest and rail way officials here turned their atten tion today to the removal of scttiers who might be menaced by the flames. More than thirty refugees reached Dulutli during the night from Ellsmere where the flames approached within 100 feet of buildings on tho outskirts of town. COMMUNICATIONS UllihiH (TiallcuscH GurftUs. To the Kdltor: I have sent to Mr. E. C. Caddis aud the press of Medford the following letter:. Dear Sir;. I notice In yesterday's Mail Trlb uiie that you have filed for mayur. As you know, 1 filed several months ago on a platform asking for reduced water, a market open six days a weel. a careful investigation of the honks and periodical reports. In the letter and statement accompanying your statement is an assertion that what' propose to do would bankrupt the city. I therefore, respectfully challenge you to meet me in a public debate or a series of debates on any feature of city government proposed in my plat form. I challenge you to meet me either on the water question, the question of publicity of city affairs. the question of a city market, the garbage question, your financial re port or nny other feature that you think is your strongest plea for pub lic support. I agree to' pay half the cost or the rent of the hall and agree to divide the time with you. Should you not enre to meet nic I should be glad to meet any representative or any official of the - present govern ment. I make this challenge honestlv nd with tho sole intention of letting the people know the facts. I will agree to stick to the records and agree that you shall select time and place of de bate. Respectfully yours. H. V. LINDAS. Medford Sept. 2 7. Used by Three Generations "f use Foley's Honey and Tar per sonally, give it to all my children and now to my grandchildren with the same good results. I tried many kinds of cough medicines, but never want anything but Foley's Honey and Tar," writes Mrs. H K. Olson, Superior, Wise. Foley's Honey and Tar was established In 1S75 and has stood the test of time serving three generations. It quickly relieves .colds, coughs and croup, throat, chest and bronchial trouble. 'Sold everywhere. - Adv. . mew rieao ueat bcnool I " S.VLIC.r, Ore.. Sept. 2S. O. L. Mc Intyre. of Fulton, Mo., was today ap pointed by the Btate board of control, to be superintendent of the state school for the deaf, to succeed E. -S. Tilllnghast. resigned. Mrs. Mclntyre will be matron of the institution. Mrs. Esther Wolfe When You Havo a Cough or Lose Weight and Appetite Take This. Advice Fresno. Calif. "After on attack of Bcarlet fever I was in a weak, anae mic condition. My appetite was poor and I had .no Interest in anything. My friends (lid not expect me to live as with the wea-kness I had a bud couph. I had heard my parents speak of Dr. Pierce's medicines, so I pot a bottle of the 'Golden Medical Discovery ami bean to take it. lie fore 1 had used all of the first bottle I knew it was doing me pood, for I felt a desire for food, my couh ceased and I bejjan to have color and to take an interest In life. I con tinued to take tho Golden Medical Discovery till I felt strong and well. Today I am enjoying the best of health." Mrs. Esther Wolfe, 2311 j Tyler Ave. As soon as you commence to take this "Discovery" you begin to feel its! bracing, appetizing effect. Ituy It of, your druggist, in tablets or liquid. Write Dr. Pierce.. President Invalids' j Hotel in lluflalo. N. Yw if you desire free medical advice. - Adv. Order of De Molay First Meeting m TONIGHT Masonic Hall Every Member Urged to Be Present. WOOD! $8.50 Per Cord Body fir cnt In 16-Inch lengths Laurel and Oak S3.23 tier. C. A. ROSS 8 E. 4th St. -f r . . - ' ! i a t - 1 1 . ' I . ; ; , i, ; ; The real value ofH too(oc)ubrica;nf cmn' be determined In only one way through its use in the engine for which it is intended. Hence this company maintains an engine-testing lab oratory, equipped. with a Sprague dynamometer, in which Zerolene and other lubricants are constantly being tested under actual operating conditions. ' This dynamometer, .laboratory is in charge of competent trained men, who spend all their .time in conducting comparative tests of Zerolene and, other lubricants in ' autotnbbile, airplane, marine, truck and tractor engines. Correct Lubrication Recommendations On the results of these tests, supplemented by equally careful tests in the lield and on the road, our Board of Lubrication Engineers bases its Chart of Recommen dations. , Close attsnUon is given to the design and construction of the engine. It is necessary to know, first, the speed of the bearingsurfaces; second, clearance between bear ing surfaces; third, temperatures at which bearings operate; fourth, pressures exerted in each bearing; fifth, the means provided for the distribution of the oil to each bearing. The recommendations embodied in the Zerolene Chart are calculated with the greatest precision, and if Zero. ; lene is used ii accordance with them, correct lubrica tion and maximum fuel mileage are assured. morepowerfispeed less friction and wear thru Gnml Lubrication Divine Healing Service TONIGHT 7:30 P.M. Presbyterian Church Medford CHARLES S.' PRICE, Evangelist GREAT HEALING SERVICE Saturday Night, 7:30 Pt M. at Ashland Union Service in Morning of Ashland Churches STANDARD OIL COMPANY iCatifomlai est. Fall Weather Is Now Beginning Now is the time to order your Fall Suit and Overcoat A large selection of Foreign and Domestic Woolens on display $35 and Up Hand Tailored Suits for Men Smart models and at tractive patterns. F. J. HUBER Ladies' and Gents' Tailor 113 W. Main. Phone 799 Hand Tailored Coats and Suits for Women. , , , A. M. I. C,' A MISSION , Of One Week Will Be Given in i Church of the Nativity u:ii-ii:i, oKixiox liy tho Uevci-ond Jesuit Alissionuries, Fathers Thos. A. 'Meagher and ratncK j. u nemy Commencing SUNDAY, SEPT. 24 nt 10:.1O o'Clock Mas sand HmliiiK Sunday r.vening, i. . i The Papal messing Will Co Riven u. lie 1-nd of uie JUsiton OllDKIt OF EXEKCI8ES 6:00 a. m. Mass and short la strnction. 8:30 a. m. Mass and sermon. 3:00 p. m. Way of the Cross and I Children's Mission. y 7:00 p.m. Special Instruction (or Catholic adults who seek better knowledge of their Religion and for non-Catholics. 7:30 p. m. Rosary, .Sermon and Benediction. f. "What shall it profit a man If he gain the whole world, and Buffer thu Iosb of hla soul?" Mark S, 3tt. "Behold, now is thai acceptabto time; behold now is the day ofBal vation. II. Cor., 6, 2. "Delay not to be converted to the Lord, and defer It not from day to day." Eccli. 5, 8, 9. j "Come to Me all yott that labor and are burdened and 1 1 will refresh you. . . . and you shall find rest In your souls." Matt. 9, 28, 29. The Missionaries will do - their share, but you must also do yours. EVERYBODY WELCOME. 4 Paid Adv. Virgin Radio Service Complete Sets and Parts : in ' ; Paul's Electric Store Main and Central DR. R1CKERT Eyes Scientifically TeBted and Glasses Properly Fitted NO DROPS USED Broken Lenses Accurately Duplicated FACTORY ON PREMISES RDM K Main. UmilJm WEEKS-CONGER CO Funeral Directors Day or Night ITcmstitchiug, Pccoting r Sc per yard. . . : Work finished when you , want it. THE VANITY SHOP Cor. Main and Bartlett. MAIL YOUR FILMS TO SWEM'S STUDIO 217 E. Main St. ' Medford J You'll discover that our bread is full of flaior and food value. Aroumj the ta ble you'll smack ySur lips and ask for morej At the grocery store you'll remem ber the name and asl to have the order repented, j It !s the bread that's on everybody's lips. l Scholz's Butter-Roll . Bread Pure and Wholisome Your J!1mF?p ttS. a