PAGE FTvTU E MAY POSMlll.Y 1SK: a mirror. Milady's handbag In Kng land has three necessities a pow dor puff, a mirror and a package of cigarettes. It's quite the thing to smoke In : Queer women these, who tolerato Knglaiid. and if you are a woman I grain fires and clumsily made shoes, who doesn't smoke you are looked but look upon non-smokers as old upon ii r an old fashioned prude, i fashioned. Al'l'OIXTKl) CUNTROLLKIt THAN PAL, REAL IS GROWING W MEDFORT) ilATL . TRIBUNE, .. BEDFORD, OttEOOV, TUESDAY. PEPTKMHER 2(1. 1022 ITS AIDE ES, (By International .News Service). . WASHINGTON. "Laddie Hoy," President Harding's pet Airedale, is more than Just n pal in leisure hours. "Laddie Boy" is after a fashion the president's confidant. Every morning, when the president leaves the man Blon proper for the executive offices, "Laddie lioy" prances uesido hiui and goes with the president into his pri vate office and perclies himself quietly on one of the guest chairs beside the great mahogany table at which the president sits. "Laddie Boy" retains this perch sometimes more than an hour, jump Jug down and scampering out into the gardens behind the White House only when the hour arrives for the presi-l 'dent's first caller, which is usually about 10 o'clock. While thus esconced at the presidential sido "Laddie Boy" finds t. irksnniA ti normit nnv ntlinr to watchvjLhe -president at work. Should Seci'Mary Christian or any of the other suiiluiimieries of the White Ifjuse staff enter the rosm during the early hours he Is greeted by a low. rumbling growl fromV'Laddle Boy", which is chocked quickly by the ghost of a gesture from the president. At the end of the day, . wjjen the president retires from the 'executive offices and heads for the mansioiby way of the garden-house arcade, lie"' Is greeted outside his office door by "Laddie Boy," whose joy at seeing the president often costs the president the price of having one suit' of clothes repaired or cleaned.. Few of the presi dent's friends are believed to enjoy the friendship that the president bestows on his dog. DES MOINES, Iowa, Sept. 26. Twenty thousand Civil war veterans here for the 56th annual convention of the Grand Army of -. the Republic, joined today In reunions of every major unit of the Union army in the Civil war. ,. ' Veterans of the Iron Brigade, sur vivors of the battle of Shlloh, tho rem nant of war prisoners, colored troops, naval veterans and troopers who par ticipated in any of the engagements of the war, gathered to fight again in memory the conflicts in tho Tennessee wilds, with Farragut at Mobile Bay, or to recall the tragedies of Anderson ville. ;, - lhe Grand Army veterans were guests of local auxiliaries today at a lawu and garden party with drills pageants, bands and fife and drum corps providing entertainment. The social phase of the encampment reaches its peak tonight with a ban quet and ball at the stato capital, at which Governor and Mrs. Kendall assisted by other state officials, will be hosts. Tomorrow the Grand Army and uffll- iated organizations will unite in a groat parade. -The registers today showed an at tendance of more than 20,000 Grand Army veterans and about 30,000 mem bers of auxiliary organizations. EXPLODES, 5 HURT X. SHOWING AI PAGE CHICAGO, Sept. 2G. Five workmen were Injured, one perhaps fatally, lives : of forty others were Imperilled and windows in" neighboring buildings were shattered by an explosion of air com pressor in the newUllnols Merchants Trust bank building early today which was followed by fire in the debris. For an hour police ,and firemen fought blindly in tho smoke and dirt in tho licOtpf -thjit jlinrltna.. nf -wnrltninn ! would be Found in The wreckage. Hobert Covert, engineer in charge of . lhe compressor, was blinded and badly countv cierk who issued the license ' uurneu auu uociurs sum lie piouttui would die: - Representative Louis T. MrFadden of Pennsylvania, chairman of the banking and curency committee of tho house, has been mentioned as a possibility for controller of the Cur rency in case Controller CiiHslngcr were named uovcrnor of the Federal Keservo Doard. E I OF F , "Is Matrimony a Failure?" the high ly diverting comedy,, heads the photo play program at thoj'age tonight for the last times. The laulcr which is sued all day Sunday and Monday trom that playhouse can readily be under stood from the title and from tk thou sand and one little household indents so recognizable to the individual n.m bers of the audience. The story hinges upon the efforts of a bank clerk and the daughter of bickering parents to elope. The bride groom goes to the county clerk's office for a marriage license, while the coun ty clork himself Is away on a hunting trip and has delegated hi duties to a deputy. ' Tho document Is Issued in due form and the pair steal away while the girl's parents are entertaining friends at their wedding anniversary. When the new9ot tho elopement 'TBaflies".''Jhev party a' lawyer In V the company declares the wedding is not legal, for tho reason that the deputy book and victim of sonic complauit. ASjnodern man dreams he sees a cat walking uci-okh a field tho USE X-RAY TO FIND AGE COLORED YOUTH (By International News Service) CINCINNATI. The X-ray was used Tuesday for the first time in the police annals of Cincinnati to determine the ago of a prisoner. Allen Harris, a negro, who was arrested last week fol lowing tho attempted robbery of a local jewelry store, Insisted that he was only seventeen years old, though he had the appearance of being much older. So the juvenile court author ities ordered X-ray plates made of the prisoner's hands and other parts of 'his body, and, after comparing these with similar photographs of various ages, reported that Harris was no more than seventeen and possibly no older than sixteen. has never been sworn In. ' t. tJpon her return home tho girl's mother upbraids her. - Everybody goes to the county clerk's office to investi gate tho affair. "Why," declares that grouchy official, "I've gone on a hunt ing trip every November for twenty years and my clerk has always issued marriage licenses." This starts all the dissatisfied husbands to thinking, and the quartet of husbands declare themselfes free, all having been mar ried In the eleventh month. The hilarious, situations which fol low are full of "blues destroying" mo ments. The Pago's program is helped by Larry Seamon In his late comedy, ''The Fall Guy." The Topics of the Day, a cartoon comedy, and tho music by "Betty" Brown playing some of the latest dance and song hits are other features. : Mrs. L. J. Foote Reap the Reward of Perfect Health Good I,ooks Follow Good Health Fresno Calif. "It Is over twenty years ago since I first heard of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. it tvjm nftnr motherhood and I was simply a wreck. "My strength was all gone. I never left my room and rarely left my bed for six months. This was my condition, when I heard of Dr. Pierce's medicines. For seve ral months I almost lived on the Fa vorite Prescription and the Golden Medicnl Discovery. I gradually gained In strength and spirits. To the healing and strength-giving qualities of these remedies, I am sure I owe mv life and nresent good health. It is a nlpasure for me to give this en dorsement and express my gratitude fop the irood I have received." Mrs. L. J. Foote. 2615 Merced St. Dr. Pierce's famous remedies can he procured of your neighborhood druggist in tablets or liquid, and you - fan hnVA rnn fidential medical advice free hv writing Dr. Pierce's Invalids' Ilnlel In Buffalo. N. V. Adv. "Heroes and Husbands" at Rialto Humor of a subtle order and intense drama abound in "Heroes and Hus bands," a First National attraction starring Katheiino MacDonald, which closes tonight at the Rialto theatre. Miss MacDonald has the role of successful novelist who, In solving her own love affair finds rm.c!i more diffi culty than In moving her characters about in her fictional romances. "Heroes and Husbands" can safely be prescribed for any one who cares for fascinating comedy. "One Clear Call" Starts Tomorrow There is one of those kind of pic tures coming to the Page tomorrow matinee for a four, days showing that make theatergoing worth while. It Is entitled "One Clear Call." That can be interpreted as one clear call to womanhood and manhood. Further more although the capable Milton Sills has the dominant role, it contains a cast of principals of sufficient promi nence that no introductory titles were required for them. They all do particularly splendid work. Here they are: Milton Sills, Claire Windsor,, Henry B. Walthall, Irene Rich, Shannon Day, Joseph Dow ling, Edith Yorke, and that talented youngster, Stanley Goethals. By IVIOMAS C. WATSON. Intel national News Service Stuff Correspondent. LONDON, Sept. A famous Brit ish physician has struck a blow at the Freudian theory on dreams. Ap parently the oft-quotod old psycholo gist has analyzed dreams out of all proportion to their importance. That Is tho opinion of Sir Bruce Bruce-Porter, Knluht of tho British Umpire and a Commander of the Vui-T of St. Michael und St, George, maddition to being one of King George's private physicians. "A -modern woman, says Sir Bruce "dreanVfvof a shipwreck. At once she reads a pseudo-scientific imagines ske is On waking ho ftiphcs to Freud to see what is the matt with him, "Nonsense Slle Says. "All this is nonsentft A dream is perfectly simple andNiormal act of the sub-conscious brainX Take the case of a man playing tholnno. He does not have to think of evti-y note; nor has ho to analyze overyV chord. If it were necessary, piano playing would be impossible. All this wprk is done by tho sub-conscious mind, where as the conscious mind hi thinking out the actual meaning and the emotion of what ho is playing. "So it must bo realized that we have two minds a sub-conscious one and a conscious one. When we dream wei dream with tho sub-con scious one, and the other one for the moment, is non-existent. Ordinarily the sub-conscious mind is directed by sleep, the conscious mind is at rest, and therefore tho sub-conscious one can wander at will. "What happens? .Images flicker bv unchecked with tho raniditv of a moving picturo film. All. the pageant of life buzzes past, as meaningless as a futurist picturo. Yet from this unintelligible hotch-potch pooplo are foolish enough to linagino they an discover their innermost soults. Dreaming More Now. "We are dreaming more today than we have ever dreamed In the pnst The more civilized we become the wilder become our sleeping sensa tions. Our grandparents went to bed in comparative peace. -They had no movies, no evening sensational news papers, whereas wo go to bed with thousand disturbing distractions. In tho street tho newsboys may be calling the toll of somo now tragedy. The telephone may be ringing. In tho distance there Is the rush and sound of trains and street cars. In fact, tho night is packed with my riad sensations. Our minds are heat ed and alert. So we dream. (By International News Service.) LONDON, Sept. 23. la. tho cig arette habit threatening the degener ation of English womanhood? , This question is being debated by medical authorities of England, who aro becoming alarmed at the start ling IncrcuBo in the cigarette habit among women. Highly emotional women arc be coming more and more frequent in England, and many medical experts blame the cigarette habit. Thoy theorize that tho absorption of nico tine produces a condition cf nervous distress and that from this there pro ceed palpitations and exhaustion, with frequent outbursts of emotion. In rare cases this may lead to mon tnl dieabllity, the doctors eay, and they point out that woman's delicate nervous organization is ne t intended to endure large do3es of nicotine pois onng and that tho functions of a mother must bo interfered with when the smoking habit is indulged in to excess. Custom ill-owing Tho English woman has taken to the cigarette with a vengeance, and smoking among women is genoraly accepted. In fact. English women laugh nt American ideas and customs frowning upon tho femalo smoker. The war is blamed, as usual, many women arguing that under tho stress of war thoy had to find rellof for their frayed nerves, and they took to cigarettes. The flual result has been that English women now smoko in all public places with perfect propriety. It Is quite the thing to see a richly and handsomely gowned woman Bit ting in a box at the theater sipping her after dinner cup of coffee and puffing away furiously at her cigar ette. Nor is it unusual to see women strutting up and down fashionable Piccadilly smoking like a motor-car that has been over-oiled. Vso Strong Brands-- No dainty perfumed cigarettes for tho English woman either. Her American cousins may take to the gold-tipped lady ,cigaretto, but not Miss Britannia.. No, niree; she smokes male cigarettes, and vile things they are, too. Straight Vir ginia tobacco is the favorite cigarette tobacco- in London, and . green Vir ginia at that. Cigarettes that are smoked here would not be tolerated by discriminating smokers in Amer ica, for they aro, tpo strong and acrid in their taste, but. women of England smoko them in hugo quantities. Milady's handbag in America has two necessities a powder puff and A SWEET LITTLE BABY BOY Kidnaped Man Suicides ST. LOUIS, Sept. 26. (By Associat ed Press). Jacques Milliard, editor and language teacher, for whom a nation-wide search was conducted when he was kidnaped in Chicago in December of 1920 and held for ransom committed suicide today by cutting his throat.-, ' - ' He was forty years old. (By International News Service) CINCINNATI. An owl which flew into the open window of a law office on tho ninth floor of the Carcw build ing gave rise to a burglar alarm scared a night watchman half to death and finally. was captured by the "bur glar hunters" and turned over to the Zoo. The watchman was making hii rounds when he heard a noise in thi closed office and, after summoning aid opened the door to Investigates He found the owl perched on top of a pon derous law book, looking ridiculously wise considering the foolish predica ment Into which he had got himself. Used 'by Three Generations "I use Foley's Honey and Tar per sonally, give it to all fciy children and now to my grandchildren with the same good results. 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