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MEDFOKD iMATL' TRIBUNE,-. MEDFORD. OREGON,' WEDNESDAY,! AUGUST nn,.1f)22
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WHEN VICTORY MEANS DEFEAT.
HERE is littlu cuuse for Johnson enthusiasm in the California
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election. Although victorious by thirty
In1 marvellous Jolinsun
or forty thousand
political ) 1 1 ;i 1 1 i 1 1 1 -
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YOU KNOW?
1 Are
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
. One nover hears anymore about the
molting pot that magical container
into which the hordes of Europe are
dumped, to come forth In 90 days loyal
Americans. It was a pretty story, but
the melting Pot fulled to melt, with the
exception' of the first few batches.
Nowadays, the foreign-born on U. S.
shores, arrives, partakes of a few
square meals, and proceeds to join any.
thing and everything detrimental to
America, The established institutions
need rcmodoljlng with dynamite, thru
organized hellralslng, and a native can
not pronounce the names of those de
tained for particularly ornery pieces of
cussedness. Those in Jail for train
wrecking, confess the crimo with an
Airedale dog expression of martyr
dom, and their Individual and collec
tive monickers sounds like a list of
Russian battlefields. European anar
chistic circles are cheered by tho news
of their devilment, and lay plans for
the "groat American revolution." And,
whenever' It Is suggested that future
Immigration bo restricted, tinhorn
statesmen start to yelp "America must
not be selfish," and cannot "isolate her
self from humanity." He charitable,
though blowed up, is tho motto.
A cracker peddling Sheik from the
south, created a furore In Galshevikl
circles Tues, by his dramatic interpre
tation of the latest wiggles, as Wiggled
In Frisco.
TAKINQ THE RESPONSIBILITY
OFF MAMA AND THE POLICE
(Klamath Herald)
4- . You can't go wrong if you wear
Wear' Proof guaranteed hosiery.
', MrS. Jack Frost, SIS N. 9th St.
V- '
If the next Oregon legislature cun
find time, aftor creating new commis
sions and stalling 40 days with the
sacred Ilogue River fish bill, they
bught ' to pass a law providing slow
hanging for election officials who can't
rend ballots straight, In a hot primary.
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In spite of the strike anil pear pick
ing strenuoslty, all tho horticulturists
have their neckties on straight.
Col. House, ex-heavy thinker for
Woodrow Wilson, sights another world
war, unless the L. or N. is adopted. A
surer anil a quicker way to stop the
next wii'ld war, Is to put all tho diplo
mats in tho front trenches for the first
battle, Irrespective of gray hairs, and
flat feet. Adoption of this system will
avert hostilities, and a silk shirt craze,
' Bomo of tho local huntsmen are so
careless, they will shoot themsulves for
a cougar one of theso days.
"New Fall Shapes for Wnmon Now
on Display" (Ad Portland News).. The
medium lean are all the rage.
ir'' NO COFFEE BORROWING
(Ashland Tidings)
FOR HUNT A Utile homo all
to' yourseir, a furnished cabin with
'( close neighbors. Also a first floor
' housekeeping room. 15a Granite
St. Phone 41 1-R.
FAITH AND IT8 FRUITS
. (A Line to a Localito)
Oakland, Calif., Aug. 22, 19:
Dear Sir.
The Jig's up.
,1 can't off between you and the col
lection agency any longer. I havo done
my very best for you. I believed In
you; I beflovod In your honesty; I bo
ljoved in your sincerity when yon sent
me tnat order.
still believe In you. if you would
only write mo, and toll me what is the
matter, It might do some good but it
seems you havo turned me down cold.
Vou failed to come up to niv exneeta-
tidns. and the manager has laughed at
ma because I had so much confidence
in you and human nature.
.i As'J said the Jig is up. Your ac
count goes to the collection agency the
first of the month and I cun t Btop it no
xuatter how hard I try.
, All I can do is to send you this letter
by registered mall, special dollvery, so
you will have time to send mo your ro-
mlttonce and save yourseir.
If (his thing gets to the collection
agency, I sure pity you, for they have
no pity In them.
. , Still, I bollove' In you,
; , Your friends,
' ' Mrg. Co.
; K M C, J P c.
' Pd. 8-2B-22. ;
im v II 1 1 1 1 1 1 r mi i ov m el A inn inriT v nl wn imnili'i'il 1 llotisil IK I -
" . I - How rar was electric, power
votes would nave been .Jnlinsciiiian normalcy. A terrilic loss lias neen transmitted at the first experiment?
is a hand at whist In which no card Is
higher than a nine. . ' .
JO How many pounds of crude rub
ber are there In a 30 by 2 fabric tire?
Als. Five.
Histaineil, therefore, sinco the strn
presidential primaries.
,1c with Herbert Hoover, in the
3 What well known poem did Lt.
Col. John McCrae write?
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Hut the actual loss in voting strength, can not compare with the woril account? '
moral loss. As a matter of plain fact, the militant and progressive 5 what Is Anthony Hope's real
Hiram cut rather u worry - fijurc in the campaign. For lie had 'no name? ;', - ! , ( h
draL'ons to fiirht,' except VM drnffoim in Olis- own imagination. - Hei- Wna ""-try has the most per
, ,v,i 1 l c 1 'feet system to prevent ci-ooked voting?
s'orniea and bellowed,, lie smashed and uppercut of eotirse, because , ..
. . ....... . ,' ' ... I ' How many Chinese women are
this is his only method of political action, but there was tlo reality there in this-country?
and therefore no inspiration -in the performance. ; )'" ; : 8 In cribbage what does the term
Johnson, in trulhlia'd to play tlicWe'of :tho:old-fasliioned coni-i "h's els" refer to?
' . " ,1 1 .. , . . . , , ,, 9 How Is the Indian namo Yaqul
nion .'iirdim variety 01 politician, .-lie rinsed Jus voice to the battle pronounced?.
pitch of Aniienj.'1'don, but ho was forced to dance a clog vith liisl 10 How' many cases of' typhoid
feet of clay. He delivered his .broadsides at the "same ,old Kang, '1: ? ' ' " UUr'nB
Answers to Yestsr'day's Questions
1 What does .' the ; word pogrom
but the same old gang was not there. So he pointed to his vote for1 a'
high tariff on lemons and almonds, his struggles for plums and ap
-Human Nature, take
propriations, and was content to let Nature,-
its course.
And Human Nature Did. That's all the victory amounts to.
rrtia won.
mean? Ans, It Is a Jewish word mean
ing devastation. - It was applied to the
anti-Jewish riots In Russia in 1881. 1'.
jn. 2 In what city in this country was
.the first ninnn mflrlA? An, Phllnlal-
Hut in prestige, and power as a national figure, which phla. ; :.
had been his, Hiram Johnson lost.
Quill Points
Let's have a National (irouch Week so everybody can take part.
It's getting to be a long time between constitutional 'amendments
It might be worse. There's still time- to pray Jor a mild winter.
Wo can not always tell,
how lo do tatting.
Not every man who uses perfume knows
"When will the next war break?''' asks u statesman.,
know when, but we know whom. '
We don't
The meanest thing about the fly is his uncanny knack of alightiiii
on something you don't wish to break. '
- Germany must understand, however, that n moratorium is a stay
of execution, .not a pardon.
Senators (may have their little faults, but in the matter of obtain
ing pork, they give an aye for an aye. . ' v
It probably didn't take Eve long to discover that she could make
Adam happiest by listening while he brag'god.
The reason radio concerts are popular "is because none of the
initialed sending stations have adopted C. O. D. ; ' ,' " '
A writer says yoil can go to Europe for $800., Hut you'd, probably
have no better luck than when you go' to your local bank t$f.i?.Tj
If we knew how many young girls there are in the country", we'd
know how many parents are warning thcin not to nut like the flap
pers. ' '' 1 ;
RipplingRhuniQS
wen vmon
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ARMED.
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1 OR YKAHS I never owned a gun; I never thought of wear
ing one, for I'm a man of peace; 1 chased around the market
place with kindly smiles upon my face, and tracts in my valise.
And no one ever did me hariii; on. city streets and on the farm,'
secure, I went my way; if strong arm people were abroad to touch
tho voter for his wad, they sought sonic other jay. Hut murder
ers wcro growing thick and every night some butchered hick
cashed in and journeyed hence ; and so my aunts declared that
I some sort of arsenal should buy as measure of defense. Sus
pending then my lifelong rules, I bought a lot of lethal tools, that
weighed about a Ion ; I had a bowie in my boot, in every pocket
of my suit there was a modern gun. And all the murderers
seemed wise; they shot liie up, to my surprise, wherever I might
roam; they maimed an arm and broke a slat and sent a bullet
through my hat that creased 'my bulging dome. And then I,
dumped my guns and swords, and through the market's surg
ing hordes again I safely trot; I face the old world with a smile
that's free from all aggressive guile, and I am seldom shot. To
load yourself with snickersnees, with warlike banners in the
breeze, is to invite your doom; some toughs will sec you swag
ger by, and say, "There goes a hard-boiled guy we'll send him.
to the tomb 1'
COMMUNICATIONS
Denies Thomas L "lawless."
To the Editor:
I notice by your paper that there
aro attempts being made through
communications to your columns to
show that Senator Thomas is refusing
to declare his position on law en
forcement. This is certainly a mis
take Tho parties writing tho com
munications are not advised to tho
facts.
Senator Thomas spoke at Ilutte
Falls, July 4th, and he certainly did
not mince words so far as declaring
his position on law enforcement. He
stated, that every law on the slatutr
books should he enforced or repeal
ed, and that if a sentiment developed
In a community, that the officers of
law were lax in the enforcement of
a certain class of laws, that it had
.1 tendency to' break down the 011-
forcumont of all tho rest of the laws
Ho also'Stated that i strict law en
forcement would have a tendency to
docreaso the number of crimes Com
mitted and because of the almost
certain punishment in rase of luw vlo
lation would keep many a man from
breaking tho law. - '
Senator Thomas talk was along
patriotic lines, and was1 ail address
that should have boen heard by evory
citizen In Jackson county.v i am sure.
that It the gentlemen who have stat
ed through the Tribune that Mr.
Thomas had not- declared hlmeslf
could havo heard this speech there
would certainly havo 'been no ques
tion In their minds as to his posi
tion. Yours truly.
W. W. PARKER.
Ilutte Fulls, Aug. 2S.
This office Is prepared to print
ledger sheets, bills, etc., used on the
bookkeeping machines. Don't give
your orders to traveling men and bave
them printed out of Medford. phone
us nnn we will call. , , . tf
' 4 What is Scotch soot? Ans. It is
soot obtained by burning pefft and
wood.
C What was the original name for
the hickory tree? Ans. Pohlckery.
6 If a mai) dies and leaves property
in various states what laws govern its
distribution? Ans. Tfia laws of the.
states where tho property is situated.
7 What does aclurophobla , mean?
Ans. Fear of cats; ' "-
8 How often docs the government
pay its rural carriers? Ans. Every 15
days.
.9 What Is a Yarborough? Ans. It
Bible Questions
And Answers
. Questions '
1. For how many pieces of Bilver
did Joseph's brothers sell him?
2, How did Jacob secure the bless
ing of his father, which (Wa3 intended
for Esau? . , , ; ','' ' -
.3. After becoming king df Judea,
what city didvlleron the .Great. take
with the h61p brittle Romans!: :f.,-;' '
.4. 'How did Elijah challenge the pro
phets of Baal to test; the power of theij
god, Baal i .;.';V;';V'''
6, : How, did' Mi sha' serve EJijali be
fore he succeeded hint as prophet, of
the Kingdoni or lsrftel?:; y - , ,
6. : Diet David, '.return' to his father's
house after siayftig Goliath?
Answers, to Yesterday's Questions
1. Upon seeing Goliath . fall, the
Philistine army turned and tied. .
. 2. The Valley of Aihor was the
place where Achan was stoned to death
and it received its name from that
event, "Achor" meaning "trouble."
I. The field that Judas bought was
called "the field of Wood" because it
was purchased by Judas wjth ' the
money which he received for the be
trayal of Christ, and where his violent
death occurred. 1 . .
4. After being anointed King at
Jerusalem, Absalom crossed ithe Jor
dan to attack his father who had fled
thence. , '. ' . . '1 V
G. John, James and his brother, An
drew,' were business partners of Peter.
1. When God perceived the suffer
ing of the children of Israel under the
bondage or the Egyptians. He remem
bered tho covenant JleJiad made, with
Abraham, Isaatf tjujljuoob. thai 'their
posterity shquld kgreajt nation. ;
Bible Bought y&r Today
If II mi 1 1 fi 1 1
A I.OVE FEAST: Better is a din.
ner ot herbs where love Is. than a
stalled .OX; and - Jtatred therewith.
Proverbs V?.Jt:lf j'f ""
Notice -. .
Owing to my 111 health the Hilton
Dairy will discontinue the retail milk
delivery on 'August. 31st. .However,
we have made arrangements by which
the Snider. Dairy & Produce Associa
tion will purchase the milk and con
tinue the deliveries of the same as In
the past. The reputation of the Snider
Dairy & .Produce Association has been
established by fifteen yearB of success
ful 'business in Medford and I feel
Justified Ui recommending that our
customers continue with them. .
We wish tp thank our customers for
the lxttronage they bave given us.
... ' HILTONS DAIRY,
138 ' Ben Hilton.
With Medford trado Is Medford mnrto.
WOOD !.
$8.50 Per Cord
Body fli' cut In 10-lneh lciigllis
luirr and Oak $.-. He.r.
C.'A. ROSS ' :1 E. 4th St.
COMTKJENTA.
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Quotation. on Pumps and Rams for lr-
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used to be plain
NOW it i possible . for
even the plainest
woman to be really attrac
tive, even though her hair
is straight, lifeless and full :
of dandruff.. . . .
The new Witdroot treat
ment soon makes a remark
able change. .
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