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ftrEPFOKP MAID TRIBUNE, METTFOTCIX OREOOX. MONDAY, JULY 17. 1922
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Ye Smudge Pot
i By Arthur Perry.
Oregon Democracy, In convention as
sembled, and staudlnK pop-eyed at the
crossroads, grabbed the hull by the
tall, In Uiolr usual firm manner Satur
day, nnd came 'out flat-footed for
RKDUCTION OF TAXES, as the Issue
of tlio campaign. At this time, with
the state beset by agitation nnd bls
6try nnd prejudices, tholr buttle cry
will coBt no votos. It was a typical
Democratic subterfugo In n crisis, and
has no moro to do with the political
situation In this statu, than removing
, grunts from bass solos.
' A reckless lamp post loafing; -where
the Main Stem meets Avonlda, du Con
trale, ran into nn excessively careful
auto Sunday, and was twisted slightly
to the south.
Ktigeno V. Debs, ono of the nation's
best known agitators, has started talk
ing himself back Into jail.
ALSO THRIFTY
1 (Salem Statesman)
IP YOU. WISH A WEALTHY
youns wife wrlto mo enclosing
stamped envelope. Violet Hays,
Donnlson, Ohio.
It might bo a good Idea for congress
to pass a law sending home all aliens
who strike with enthusiasm. Nothing
upsets a European liko the thought of
returning for life to Kurope. The auto,
cratic lands of Kurope have laws that
distill all tlio Joys of organised hell
raising.
Thero are 31,014,309 fnrmors In the
VS., according to the 1!I20 census. All
get "robbed" every full, and fie report
noes not stnio what percentage wear
neckties, or pray for rain.
The "stone ago murder" at Los An
geles, was concolved In gossip, wbls-
pered ovor backyard fences, all the
evidence to dnto shows. It Is n,ulto an
Indictment of scandal hearing mi
crobes, and their consciences ought to
twitch a trlflo In the dark for a fow
nights. Safe beyond the law, they can
smirk, nnd feel sorry, but they arc
accessories to the horrihlo crime, and
before sumo bar of justice may bo held
as guilty as the lady who beat out the
brains of her rival with a clawhammer.
800K1 SOOKI SOOKY!
(Klamath Falls Herald)
' WANTUD Man to milk and de
liver. Good man $ 1 00 nnd board
or moro. -llox 3S3, city.
The rail strike is Increasing In seri
ousness, and it is too bad the nation
can't bnvo n president to approve of
something as nutty lis the Adnmson
law.
The output of shindigs Saturday
night oxcooded all previous records,
and the queen of the shoulder slingers
was too exhausted to drape herself
over a wBHhboard thin am. Most of tlio
wltfgllng holocausts transpired In the
rural dlata.
A prize of $1 Twill bo'glven at thd co.
fair for tlio vacant lot producing the
tallest weed.
I, J ,:, -
.'fA . (inlshevikl en auto went down the
'"'n.rcet this rim. with a bead of lettuce.
' hlster than the French rushed Bliolls
lip'td the Verdun forts.
.. . MOUNTAIN CLIMBING TROUT
(Salem Capital Journal)
..4 mo you go fishing? have:
hU. car with n perfect paint Job that
will climb any mountain that a
flBh can swim up, for $22S you can
buy n Maxwell touring that will do
all this. Ok'son-riookstool Auto
-Exchange. ,
As predicted In theso parts last
week, the great Prohibition enforro
Tnent drive will stiTrt In-the Middle
West, as all the' bonze crosses the
Mexican and Canadian boundaries In
that region. It Is nlso expected that
the stills in the Cascades will be
rounded up as Boon ns the deer season
opens.' It 1s not snfo to so near the
source of Illicit booze supply, for fear
of being drowned. It is more noblo to
destroy one washboller of homebrew,
than capture a Bhipload of "Old Crow."
Ouill
.Slogan for American tourists in
Why Kliouklu't Cuba go bankrupt? She might lis well make it
unanimous.
So live that when your summons comes, you can establish a' satis
factory alibi. '
It must be fine to be a lie-f luppcr and have nothing to do but
light another cigarette.
Another good way to keep from
etir and keep it in running order.
"Let's go" wns nn excellent war
with home life in America.
Lovo is the quality that prompts n sweet-breathed wife to kiss a
husband who has been smoking that kind of a pipe.
After nil, the immodesty of tlio
largely on the size of the piece.
Physical culture in this country
very few people say "alhalete."
Tho most helpless things the in
mid a chap of twenty besieged by a
The farmer along tho lower Mississippi can understand why Noah
got drunk shortly after the flood.
Few things in the world taste'as
that this is true of flappers, also.
The sweeping reform needed in the home is one that will get the
cobwebs out from under tho furniture. .
Executive: Anybody who is free to think IJic weather too hot for
office work nnd seek the cooling bleachers.
It seems to require a lot of blood spilling in Ireland to prove the
gentleness and sweetness of the Christian religion.
The allies at last are willing to
needed now is lo interest the chap
Too many people thilnk culture
some ancient who got by beeauso he
A bride never realizes how popular she is until she begins to count
the silver-plated pickle forks received as wedding gifts.
RipplingRhnraos
Walt
CHANGE
I HAD a good old honest bus I used day after day, and with no
foolish sort of fuss it teetered on its way. There was no lull it
wouldn't climb, no mudliole clogged its gait; it always got me
there on time, when I would keep a date, lint auto salesmen hiid
for me, and jeered my ancient van; "It is a grievous sight to wee
you drive this also-ran! Let's sell you then a better boat, w?1h
every modern curve, and down the highway you will float in state
ns you deserve, lie wise," they said, "this bus reject, a modern
one obtain; no man can keep his self-respect, who drives so punk",
a wain." I have a new one now, my friends, worth going miles to
see, but every passing hour it lends some kind of grief to me. Oh,
rinktunis odd and doodads strung exeite my dreads and fenrs,
and when to lower speed I'd change,' I always strip the gears.
Whatever rinktuiu I may. touch, it's always a mistake, and when
I tru to push the clutch I jam down on the brake. I see my old
bus going by, and wail, "Alas! Alack! I'd give a mansion in
the sky to have that tumbril back!" So my bright auto daily
lends a pang, and sometimes two; old ears, old shoes, old books
and friends are bettor than the new. '
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
1. "What ia tolopantoraphy?
2. Who composed tlio opera "Tho
HuKUonolH?"
a. "What was tlio highest denomi
nation pOMtnRO stamps over used by
tho Culled ytateH?
-I. What rouiUrtes surround the
CiiHphin kou?
G. Who wan known aa the hoofed
and horned god of mythology?
C. Who maUea snap float?
7. How many saloons were closed
by prohibition?
8. How many breweries were
closed by prohibition.
!. How long does It tnko to go to
llcrmnda from New York?
10. What i unoroxisY
Answer's to Saturday's Questions:
1. What la the only foe a gorilla
fears? Ana. The leopard.
2. What oily had tho first salaried
baseball team? Ana. Clnelnnntl.
H. What Is the meaning of Klenrs-de-Mai?
An. ' Ulllcs of the valley.
4. When did the nrmy chnnge the
official uniform from blue to khaki?
Ann. In 1902.
f. At what tompMnturo does iron
turn cherry red? Ans. At ISfii! F.
. When was linoleum first ln
t rod need? Ans. In 1 S ti 0 in Eng
land. 7. When was the first successful
time lock made? Ans. 1875.
5. What causes apples to bo ir
regular In shape? Ans. A hue net of
seeds In one or moro of tho carpels.
Of what nationality Is the bulk
of tho population of tho straits set
tlements? Ans. Chinese.
10. What goddess was tho twin
sister of Apollo? Ana. Diana. .
Points
Europe: "Tip fill it hurts."
eating too much is to buy a used
slogan, but it is playing thunder
one-piece bathing suit depends
has progressed to the point where
the world are n new-born infant
widow.
good as they look, nnd it may be
let Germany borrow. All that is
who has tho money.
consists in reading rot written by
had no competition.
Mctfon
Ala
OF CAES.
Bible Questions
. and Answers
1. What happened to Lot's wife?
2. Whore did John tho ' Baptist
dwell?
.1. What is tho sixth Command
ment ?
1. How did Samuel know that
Saul was coming?
f. To whom did Christ speak the
parable of tho sower?
(. Hid he then explain its mean
ing? A usn cr's to Sa t urdn ys Quest Ions :
1. Cod told Samuel to -anoint
Hnyld.
Tho Spirit of tho Lord re
mained with David from the time' of
his anointment.
It. The flft h Commandment is:
"Honour thy lather and thy mother,
that thy days may be long upon tho
InnO which the Lord, thy God glvoth
thee."
4. When tho Egyptian princess
found Moses. .Miriam, his sister, sug
gested that she be allowed to go find
a lU'brew nurso for him.
f . Jo b be longed t o a bra nob. o f
thO'Aramenn race.
" G. ' Ilnth was nn ancestress of both
Christ nnd Iavld.
Bitfe thought Sr Tbday
CHEAT roVKK FKOM UOD:
ItiJmUI. I give unto J'ju power to
trenid nn serpents nnd scorpions, and
over all the power of the cneiuyand
nothing shall by any nieai.s hint
you. I.uko 10: m
With Medford trade Is Medford luad
Now Showing at
mj;- Sti jtSfch
m4 mm ww
FQANK. MAYO ia"Tr2ACKED
Frank Mayo adds credit to the name
which his illustrious grandfather flint
established on the American stage in
"Davy Crockett" and other legitimate
successes, in hiB starring performance
in "Tracked to Earth" at the Rialto
theatre.
It is (Saturday Evening Tost story
A Talk on
Next to the possession of a loving,
capable, home-loving wife the desire of
every man should be to own a home in
which she can happily exercise her
home-making capabilities, a place that
he and wifey can call home for, alter
all, there is a. volume of truth and
meaning in the words taken from that
old song, "There Js No Placo Like
Home." Practically speaking, the basis
of every substantial community are
the homo owners renters, while ex
ceptionally desirable people in many
instancescannot be excepted to make
the town grow and prospect. The In
centive Isn't there; that's all there is
to it.
Medford and the Rogue River valley
afford somo mighty fine places in
which to build homes. A person likes
to build a home where the natural re
I
Ye Letter Boxe
To the Editor: Some wise old sage
once defined a reformer as "A horn out
of tune with the rest of the band."
You rosy have a hundred instru
ments playing tlie sweetest music In
perfect harmony let one; get out of
tune and the whole effort Is ruined.
What's the difference between har
many in music ami In community af
fairs, i
Like tho orchestra whei everybody
blows at once how do we know who
creates tho discard unless we stop to
tune up? " "
Let's all shut Up for 60 days to tune
up. It may not, be the other fellow
who Is out of tune.
And then for heaven's sake if you
can't bo in tune don't blow.
; I. M. HARMONY.
Germany Pungles
PARIS, July 17 (By Associated
Press). The reparations commission
was officially notified today that Ger
many had deposited 32,000,000 gold
marks ill designated hanks to meet her
July 15 reparations payment.
IT'S COMING!
3 Big
Remnant Days
Thursday, Friday
and Saturday
Mann's Store
Car Washing Service
(Jive Your Cr a Weekly Washing
,, . for $ t.00 a Month ,
VERNW S. WHITE
At. llitt urn's Gnreto
Car Rent Service
Central PointTaxi
nt Central l'olnt I'eed Store.
Akssk iuoh'aviksox
Medford Athletic Club
Hclilnd Walker's Kntrunrtf alley.
0Kn 10 n. in. to 10 p. m. daily. Hot
luul cold showers. Massaging.
K. O. HOI1 I1KOWX. Mr.
1'i jr rii'unhiK, Hyclng, Pressing,
Repairing.
' S. W. FORSYTHE
nvi:n axi oi.kaxf.u
Prompt servlco nnd prices the lowest
consistent with first class work.
Phono 11, Shop nt 110 .MlslU'tOV'
Rialto Theater
TO' EARTH" its a universal.
written by William Neidig.
Mayo bus been a star too many years
to do badly in anything. And the main
figure in "Slipper Tongue" is that of
an intriguing, fascinating fellow who
incidentally happens to be honest. The
natural result of putting a good star
and a good part together follows
Building
sources, the climate, and the growing
social advantages warrant It. No place
on Ood's green earth iS perfect, but
you will find, in a broad sense, that
this region is as near perfect ns any
normal person should expect to find It.
There are numbers of fine 'building,
home-making sections all around you.
You need a home, you want a home,
and you can build one in Medford to
your satisfaction. , And, when making
pluns to build, don't overlook the fact
that there are establishments hore
who can sell you anything in the build
ing line, from lumber to putty, and
plumbing, electrical conveniences, and
things like that.
Ask any of our real estate men about
Medford. Ask the chamber of com
merce. You'll get all the information
you want and need.
Hughes Comedy Page Tomorrow
Patrons of the Page .theatre are fa
miliar with the photoplay of Rupert
Hughes. He has written several of the
biggest screen hits of recent years. His
new photo-comedy, "Come On Over,",
with Colleen Moore nnd Ralph Graves,
which comes to the Pago theatre for
four days, beginning tomorrow matinee
combines romance and comedy and
Irish wit so adroitly that the picture
will please every person who has a
drop of youth left in his blood.
Refreshingly clean and hilariously
funny, "The Bachelor Daddy," featur
ing Thomrts Meighan, is the current
attraction at the Page theater which
closes tonight. Tills romantic comedy
drama, with tho emphasis heavily on
the humorous element, cannot fail to
i please the most fastidious or blase pic
ture fan.
Day or Night
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- the nincty-rwo hour trip
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day for the traveler to east
ern points in Canada, the '
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TIME TABLE EFFECTIVE JUNE 20, 1922
MEDFORD-ROSEBURG STAGE
DAILY EXCEPT SUXDAY
Lv. Medford 7:45 a. m., 1:00 p. m.
Lv. Roseburg 8:30 a. m., 2p. m.
MEDFORD-GRANTS PASS STAGE
DAILY EXCEPT Sl'XDAY
Lv. Medford 7:45 a. m., 1:00 p. m., 4:45 n, fn ,
Lv. Grants Pass 7:30 a. rri., 1:00 p. m., 5:30 p, rn '
SUXDAY ONLY
Lv. Medford 10:00 a. m., 4:30 p. m.
Lv. Grants Pass 10:00 a. m 4:30 p. m.'
City8 Connect wlth 8taBe3 for Portland, Marshfield and Crescent
INTERURBAN AUTOCAR CO.
Phone SOU . r .
M. E. Lamb
Mrs. Earl Johnson .
Rudy Jeschko
Wulter Riggs
Mrs. W. Eifikino , ,
Mrs. McI-dUifClilrt
Xinl Porter . i,
Ruth Stringer
E. O. Johnson
Wilda Dnrneill
' Oscar Hudson
liert Vniigh
W. H. Snollniair
Hill Lumim
Klsio Williams
Steve Tlianas
F. K. RolwrU
Hon Klngery
R. O. Brown
liurton Wood
T. Kershaw
Mrs. W. K. Perk
C. If. Fredenburj
Domild Stimson
A.eline Sclimltt .
Chnrltn Hlnncss
Mis. Karl Ward
Peter Tuskun
Sacred H. Hospital
Urs. J. T. Willis
X. S. Bennett
Miw. Mnnre
Liverpool .than is New
York City"1 I;, ' '
The Place Viger Hotel,
owned and operated by
' the Canadian Pacific Rail
way with the characterist .,
tit attention t6 the conven-
. lences and Comforts of its
guests, offers hospitality to
.those who wish to remain
in the city for a time. , ,
dcuiih of your journey.
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ill, . General Agent.
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