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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Parry.
Astrouoraers. claim there Is a possi
bility that the world will be "pissed:"
to death by poison from a hupe comet.
This will be less painful than the ora
torical method now In rogue, and
about what the world has coming.
A cyclone In the middle west the
first of the week was not much of a
success as it did not hit Kansas
square.
This Is 19:3. and a political skin
game is labelled as a "righteous move
ment." There Is more blood iu a tur
nip than there is righteousness in any
thing contaminated by politics. It is
the oldest trick in the political game to
camouflage a cause with great virtue,
when it is vice Tersa. It Is a poor can
didate who cannot be overcome with
his own ennobling qualities, lova of
country." and a passionate desire to
save the taxpayers money If a rote Is
in sjghu i
The fruit shed at the county mir will
be officially known as the Horticul
tural Palace. ;
Wholesale campaigns to enforce the
Prohibition laws will be Inaugurated
In the fall. With characteristic astute
ness, they wilt proceed with great
rigor against washboiler stills, and
keep as far as possible from the Mex
lean and- Canadian borders.
SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
(Salem Capital Journal)
Mrs. Halite Parrish Hinges will
again sing for Salem crowds at
the band concert to be held tomor
row night at Villson park, it was
announced this afternoon by Oscar
A'. Steelhammer. director of the
Salem band. "In the Garden of
My Love," will be featured.
Pugilism is classed as "degrading."
but it aTso seems to be slightly profit
able. The latest champion lost his
title, and received f:iO,CKM for It. This
sum is not as degrading as it might be.
FORD WARD, MARCH! AMEN!
(Chinese Battle Song:
from Press Dispatch)
"Hark! the herald ansels sine!
Pick your maa and shoot to kill!
Kor your country and your Ood
Fight tntll the battle's won!
Rouse your blood lust
Rouse your bkxxl lust!
Kill and spare not In the fray!"
The effort to make the White House
a Round House Is not progressing as
well as expected. The mails will be
delivered in violation of the constitu
tion and by-laws of the unions on
strike.
Quill Points
Oddly cnousili, the advocates of idiom'tie sielliiig never .spell it
"foiietik."
College education is worth while. It teaches youuj; men to think
Tast, ami fast thinking is needed iti the infield.
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
That New York man who said it watt 'dandelion ln-ev didn't im
press the judge. The judge had heard lamly lyiu' before.
America never lias failed in any great undertaking except in her
effort to work up a feeling of deep sympathy for the Chinese.
Delegations of ladies seldom bother a business man except on the
.lav when he hasn't had time to shave.
As wo understand the argument, the American merchant marine
eau't hope for full passenger lists unless it has full passengers.
We are a funny people, and the only news value in a slight opera
tion on a rich nwn is the fact that he tries to keep it secret.
There is a shortage of backyard
fences to whisper the supply of gossip
orer.
. The tariff bill provides for a duty on
wool suits composed exclusively of
cotton.
The Impression Is rapidly gaining
ground that the Portland fair won't
amount to much more than her ball
team. j
Sure Relief
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Car Washing Service
Glvo Your Car a WeMr Washing
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VERNE S. WHITE
At Wilson's Garage
Just now the baek-to-tho-farm movement is encouraged by comrtry
relatives who offer free -board and good fishing for the summer.
Still, it wouldn't be fair to honor Ford with the presidency and
do nothing at all for the man who invented the pencil sharpener.
Courtesy in these days is the quality that keeps a merchant from
allowing suspicion when his customer asks for a blank check.
Drat the man. Every time congressmen plan a little joyous spend
ing" to tickle folks back home, Mellon makes some remark about a
deficit.
Ripplingl?hi)nKs
s jy it
iff i
BORROWING.
I NEED n scythe to trim my beard, but can't afford to buy it,
so my alfalfa seems quite weird to those who chance to spy it.
I will not to the neighbors go to borrow this or t'other; I'd
rather let my whiskers grow until in them I smother. The bor
rower is lacking friends, whatever town may lodge him, and
wearily his way he wends, while moral people dodge him. I used
to borrow Maltese cats ami howitzers and sabers, revolving
churns and Sunday hats, from my afflicted neighbors. And
though I had a heart of gold, and manners frank and pleasing,
the atmosphere soon grew so cold I felt that I was freezing. Men
couldn't see my sterling worth; they said, "The gent is silly, who
borrows everything on earth nor fears a welcome chilly." Man
can't bo happy when he's shunned by all his friends forsaken;
and so 1 organized a fund to buy my beans and bacon. I ceased
to ask my wearied friends to lend m shirts and mittens: I bought
my wigs and Grecian bends, my grindstones and my kittens. One
rule of life I have today, I'll have the same tomorrow; I'd rather
do without my hay than go around and borrow.
1 What prison in this country has
the largest farm?
- What is the rarest U. S. copper
coin?:
3 What two countries extend to the
southernmost point of South America?
What are the three smnllcst na
tions in the world?
8 In biology what corresponds to
(the atom in chemistry?
l How does liorneo rank in size
, with other islands?
V To what colors can a chameleon
change his skin?
S When should lilacs and bridal
wreath be trimmed?
9 What is considered Browning's
finest short poem?
10 Who wrote "I'topia"?
Answers to Yesterday's Questions
1 in what I'. S. city was tlie Ueclar
atlon of Independence signed? Ans.
Philadelphia.
2 What are two synonyms of the
word affix? Ans. Attach and annex.
3 What countries bonier on the
pilack Sea? Ans. Russia, Rouninnia,
Hulgaria and Turkey.
4 Who wrote "The Resurrection"?
Ans. Leo Tolstoi.
& In mythology who was the mes
senger of the gods? Ans. Mercury.
6 Were any cardinals under twenty
years old ever elected? Ans. Two.
John XII and Benedict IX were still in
their teens.
7 How long is a par hole of five in
golf? Ans. According to the U. S.
Golf association standards any hole
between 401 add 9'W yards.
5 Does the pope receive a salary?
Ans. No. 1
9 What is the estimated length of
time that it took the Colorado river to
cut the Grand Canyon? Ans. From
ten million to fifteen million years.
10 Who is the author of "Now I Lay
Me Down to Sleep"? Ans. M. W.
Stryker, an American clergyman.
F
Another of the well-liked Medford
Athletic club amateur boxing
smokers will be held Friday night at
the Medford Athletic club. There
will be thirty-two rounds of amateur
boxing and manager Bob Brown
! promises a good show. The thirty-
two rounds will be divided Into eight
bouts.
j The main event is to be between
Jack Martin and Marvin Chastain and
promises to be a corker of a fight.
, The weight of the. contestants is an
nounced as IS pounds ringside.
Among other bouts scheduled are
! Sonny Austin vs. Chauncey Hooker,
l at 110 pounds: Ben HarreU vs. Noble
: Kverett at S3 pounds: Lloyd Farmer
, vs. Frank Martin at 90 pounds: Bud
; Brown vs. Ole Hughes at 85 pounds
1 and Lawrence Power vs. Joe Webster
at S3 pounds,
j Manager Brown promises an
' orderly well regulated performance
; with no long tiresome waits be
tween bouts and an excellent card,
t T iips ire ror-!nllv tnvtd tit nttnd.
Iticli (.owns in lugo Show
Gloria Swnnson has fully estab
lished the claim to being one of the
best dressed women on the screen,
and at the Page theatre till Friday
night, she haa offered fuller and
more conclusive proof, for, she is
playing the title role of a- picture,
which has as its central theme, the
beautiful 1 dressing of a beautiful
woman. It is n st mutely unusual
story, forceut, drama tic, teas-. As
an example of the 'lavish, dressing of
one woman, the central character, it
has st'hlom. if evtv been "quailed
and Gloria Swanson ia surely a per
feet wearer of gowns in addition to
her undoubted ability as an actress.
At tht Ktuko.
Jack Holt is the star of 'The Man
Unconquerable," a two-fisted, red
blooded action story, which comes to
the Kialto theatre today for four
days. After h's recent triumphs here
Medford fans are all eager to see
what this latest production will be
like, because it puts him in an en
tirely new atmosphere, the pearl
fisheries of the South Seas.
"The Man Unconquerable" is a
story of power, dealing as it does
with a young man who has been rear
ed with a profound respect for law
and order. He inherits his uncle's
pearling grounds on an island in the
South Pacific, and he resolves that he
will maintain his. peaceful principle
in his new possessions. But he has
misjudged the elemental passions and
cunning of the pearlers and finds
that he has to discard his theories
and fight. And when he does fight
he is unconquerable.
The star is superb in the role and
has not been seep in a part which
fitted him better in a long while. A
nmenificit.it pearl which is stolen,
causing the murder of its owner, and
which I later recovered, figures in
the story.
Assisting items on this bill include
a comedy. -Torchy Steps Out," Law
and Order, showing interesting edu
cational topics, and Buster La Mar at
the Kialto.
TOICE PROVEN
If you suffer backache, sleepless
nighls. tired, dull days and distress
ing urinary disorders, don't experi
mony. It's Medford evidence doubly
ment. Head this twice-told testi
proven. Mrs. Win. Charley. 305 X. Grape
St.. Medford.- says': "I never had the
slightest attack of kidney trouble
until I fell and hurt my back. Soon
after that, I began to notice my kid
neys acting irregularly and I had se
vere pains in the small of my back.
It painel so at times I couldn't stoop
and I could get no rest at night. I
usetl plasters and liniments, but got
no help until I bgan using Doan's
Kidney lills. In less than two weks
I felt better and four boxes of Doan's
, cured me." (Statement given Sep
J teniber 14. 1507.)
On Marvh 32. 1520. Mrs. Charley
said: "I have the same good opin
ion of Doan's as when 1 first en
dorsed them. Their occasional use
keeps my kidneys in good condition."
Price 0e at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney Pills the same
that Mrs, Charley Ijad. Foster-Mit-
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A boil la volcano, your blood la
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v For comfort and cleanliness
burn PEARL UlL
Instead of "feeding" a range in a not,
stuffy kitchen this summer, you can
save yourself a lot of trouble and work
by cooking with a good oil cookstove.
No coal or wood to lug, no ashes to
shovel out. A cool, clean kitchen with
a steady, controlled heat concentrated
directly on the utensil.
For best results be sure to use Pearl
Oil the clean, economical kerosene
that is refined and re-refined by a
special process.
For sale by dealers everywhere. Ask
for it by name Pearl Oil.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
(California)
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