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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
A "Magna Charter for Russia" as
prepared by the allies listens good.
France will furnish railroad material.
England will furnish credit.eUaly, will
assist with water transportation, anil
America has been invited to furnish
tlVe money. In view of what the others
are giving, our native land ought not
to be backward.
"Candidates for office are showing up
with ihides so full of ennobling virtues
and stalwart qualities that a restrain
ing order from the supreme court is in
order to keep them from going to
Heaven before election day.
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WHERE'S THE AUDIENCE
. (Pendleton Oregonian) .
Dr. George Wood Anderson,
evangelist, preaches here tonight
on "Fool Women." Men are barred
from attendance.
There will be a circus in town to
morrow, and it will be July 4th ere the
Sam Richardson kid gets through act
ing like a Bengal tiger.
. Proof that the world is getting bet
ter faster than usual, is the news from
Angeles that three brats averaging 20
years of age have been arrested for
murdering an old lady aged SO.
THEY DO IT EVERY TIME
(Eugene Guard)
Charles Croner came up Tues
day night from Eugene to the
Tanglefoot club dance, his car died
on him at Creswell.
The proposal that the world adopt
the Golden Rule and the Ten Com
mandments, and Brotherly Love pre
cepts, is entirely too sensible for the
slightest consideration. Besides it
would knock 900 billion petty officials
loose from the public trough.
Weeds on the vacant lots gained a
foot on Sonny Austin in the growing
contest last week.
A NEIGHBORLY BACKHANDER
(Ashland Tidings)
THE CONVALESCENT HOME is
a nice quiet place now that the
tourists are all in jail and the
Medford auto camp. 203-1
. A gent who has arisen from political
obscurity to be yanked back again is
one O. IL Fithian, seeking the republi
can nomination for national commit
teeman.
; i
The country is going to get a great!
gassing in tne Jan. James M. cox ana
William Jennings Bryan will both take
the stump for democracy.
I , .
I AN OLD TIMER TAUKS
Time Sunny Afternoon.
Place Jacksonville.
"Them son of a guns took my C7
when I was blind, and couldn't see,
and had bad eyes, and the next morn
ing the boys had them dangling out
' on the end of a scantling, and I don't
think either of 'em hud any break taHt.
That was in '61, when I could play a
better tune- on an anvil than some
folks can on a fiddle, and the sheriff
went right up there and said, 'Why
didn't you galoots wait till them
maples In ' the courthouse yard
growed?' Well, sir, the next day he
had a new pair of pants and a gold
watch, and was re-elected again.
j "An' another time on Mission Creek,
when I was driving an express wagon
In Crass Valley, some Injun followed
my horse off, and long about sundown
,tliat Injun got his neck caught in a
rope hanging over an elder tree back
of the Gem saloon, and run out of I
jiwlnd before the fellers saw him, and
the sherirt comes up three hours late,
and says: 'You're a hell of an outfit,
why didn't) you hang the horse, for
trying to alienate that buck from his
wigwam.' I don't know for sure, but I
never believed that Injun had any sup
per. In them days Jimtice was Justice,
and had whiskers and when you gof It
you had It, but didn't know it."
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HIGH OFFICE VS.
IX T1IK WORLD WAR lnw visibility wna often lulvnnootl hs nil
nlibi for detent. A similar nlibi promises to be used after the pri
mary election uliis month.
For unless nil sijrns fail, eaiulithites of low visibility promise to
linvc rough sailing. The people of Oregon may be oUl fashioned, but
they are in no mood to vote for eandidates they can't see.
As usual the public platforms aresedueiive traps to eateh votes.
Hut some of them have already raised the suspicion of underground
connection with au Invisible Empire.
Xow, when it conies to electing public officials, the people as a
whole have a natural desire to know just where "they are at." They
don't like empires, good or bad, they particularly don't like invisible
tmpires.
Under the circumstances mere silence will probably not be enough.
Only the candidates with the couraire to stand against imperial in
visibility will be above popular suspicion.
There is an increasing: demand, therefore, to have every candi
date submit to the acid test to stand before .the electorate In the high
lights of sunshine ami fresh air, so-thiit everyone can not only see
him, but see what is behind and around him.
High office and low visibility won't go down.
Quill
Every crook becomes a.promising young man when
judge.
Courtship is "love's young dream." Marriage frequently is the
alarm clock.
The man who works hard certainly ought to succeed. He has lit
tle enough competition.
Presumably '
Enown Attaboy.
'Ataman of the Cossacks" is the father of the well-
As the crowning achievement of a busy life, Mr. Burbank might
win a nation's gratitude by developing a non-skid banana peel.
Advice to girls. Don't marry
won't right him. The altar won't
Dad is spring-cleaned more thoroughly than the
mother buys her new spring clothes.
Turkish women have started disclosing their naked faces,
that American girls are not likely to imitate.
Heeds no policeman's call, but
corner fast and skids. Survived by
Salome, it is now held, was not a dancer but an acrobat,
words, she wasn't a dancer; she was a modem dancer.
The rain fallcth alike on the just and on the unjust, but the un
just man generally has the just man's raincoat.
. "Ilell yawns," cries an alarmed
it much, with spring in the air.
"You can't make a monkey out of me,"Mr. Bryan says, in sub
stance. Well, the voters did it on more than one oecasioji, we would
Margot called Niagara Falls "so
I git out and looked." In which
kept on looking.
The batter who hit three homers yesterday discovers, when he
strikes out twice today, that baseball fans have the poorest memories
in the world.
RipplingRhunus
r u -trt
Walt
ANCIENT PHILOSOPHERS.
I
CARE NOT MUCH for those wise birds, those famed and
mighty sages, who handed out sueh weighty words they've
thundered down the ages. In old Greek gardens once they sat,
and lectured to their classes, on this philosophy or that, as proper
for the masses. And while they jawed the eager hicks who paid
their hard-earned nickels,' the farmers plowed with crooked
sticks, and raped their hay with sickles. Oh, any old bewhisker
ed gent much logic could deliver, but there was no one to invent
a shotgun or a flivver. Xo screens were on the windows then, to
make life calm and sweeter, and all nhght long the wise old men
would swat the bug and skeeter. These wise old fellows never
thought of any sane invention, and bughouse things were all they
taught, and all they deigned to mention. While they were spiel
ing of the gods and of Olympian scandals, they might have gar
nered decent wads inventing tallow candles. Oh, all their facul
ties they put on tales of gods and dragons, and mn were drilling
round on foot because- they had no wagons. The wise men of
these stirring days don's sit around in gardens, and talk to little
Willie Grays and little Dollie Vardens; they take a long white
sheet of tin, some bolts of steel or copper, and make an auto that
will spin when gas is in its hopper.
Existence of Catholic Church Today a Miracle
The Catholic Church has changed the- face of the earth.' It
found the Roman Kmplre Pagan, and It made It Christian by
means which, humanly considered, were utterly inadequate. Its
members were poor. Its rulers often martyrs, and the religion thev
preached oppoued ail tbut flatters human nature, since they lncul-'
cated the sternest virtue,, the loftiest morality, and the greatest self
sacrifice. That the Catholic Church exists today at ull is a miracle.
Despite constunt persecution, Its hold on the hearts of men Is ever
increasing.
CATHOLIC MISSIONARIES FIRST INTRODUCED TIIE SUGAR
CANE TO THE SOUTH
These advertisements Inserted daily and paid for by two native
Medford Catholic business men who believe In their religion.
LOW VISIBILITY.
Points
fnees the
.,
a man to reform him. The rites
alter him.
house when
A fad
thinks he knows it all.
wife and kids.
Turns
In other
preacher,
Well, you can 't blame
pretty I could hardly speak when
ease she should by all means have
Mason
v aar' w
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
1 What whs tin orUliml name of
Washington's homo, "Mt, Vernon"?
2 --Is there a federal law prohibitum
the exhibition of prljse finlit pictures?
3 Who founded the t'nlvorslty of
Geneva, in Geneva, HwtUiTland?
4 How many brothers did l'rcsl-
ident McKlnloy have?
5 Which state lu the union is the
thriftiest?
fi What canned hie'i death?
7 Is platinum hr.nl or easy to melt?
8 -What ar two viuiiiyins f ir the
word adverse?
9 Who was William llarnden?
10 On what day of the week was
Lincoln shot?
Anawer to Yesterday's Ouettloni
1 Was there ever a trlho of kitllana
in the fulled States culled Neutrals?
Ans. There was such a iribe that
lived near Ijiko Krle. They were
wiped out by the Huron In 1 1 T 1 .
2 Hy what name was New York
City known in 163? Ans. New
Orange.
3 What publication in the oldest in
the world? Ans. The newspaper Tl
Chau, known as the IVkin Unset t. It
was first published 4 n 1310 A. 1).
i Mow many states were represent
ed in the Rainbow division? Ans.
Twenty-five.
5 What is nictitation? Ans. In
voluntary winking of the eye.
What colony made Hie first coins
In this country? Ana. Massachu
setts. 7 When was the flint telegraph
message sent? Ans. May 24. 1S44.
S Who first trained wild animals to
perform together? Ans. Karl Hagen-
beck.
9 Why are wireless messages sent
st nlcht more of a success? Ans. The
air is damper and is a bettor conduc
tor. 10 What metal Is used to manufac
ture fruit Jar tops? Ans. Zinc, sheet
steel and aluminum.
11 When was the first municipal
library established In Chicago? Ans.
IS 72.
At the Rialto
C.'.adys Walton, in "I'hiylnsr Willi
Fire," gives a fine interpretation of a
rapper of a rather smart type, Miss
Walton is something of a smnrt looker
herself and she's the rlKlit ai?e, hence
the quality of "I'laylm? With Fire."
the current attraction w hich closes to
night at too Rialto theatre.
After patiently waiting and antici
pating, the photoplay fans of Medford
are to be treated once asaln to a pie
turlzation of another famous James
Oliver Curwood story of the north
woods, at the Rialto theatre tomorrow.
This latest Curwood picttirization Is
entitled "God's Country and the Iiw,"
and is one of his most recently written
stories.
Did Him More Good
Many men and women suffer from
backache, rheumatic pains, stiff joints,
sore muscles and other results of kid
ney trouble because they neglect the
first warning symptoms. Foley Kidney
Pills aid the kidneys to throw out the
poisonous waste matter that causes
pain and misery. Stephen I,wU
Kldridge, Ky., writes: "Foley Kidney
Pills did me more good than all the
other medicine 1 ever took. I had kid
ney trouble ten years. I don't have
any pain like I had before I took
them." Sold everywhere. Adv.
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Each packaKfl of "Diamond Dyes"
contains directions o simple that
any woman can dye or tint faded,
shabby skirtM, dri-ase. waists, coats,
sweaters, stocklnKH, hanslriKS, drape
ries, everything like new. Huy "Dan
mond Dyes," no other kind then
perfect home dyeing 1 guaranteed,
even If you have never dyed before.
Tell your druKKist whether the mate
rial you wish to dye is wool or silk,
or whether it Is linen, cotton, or
mixed Roods. Dlumond Dyca never
streak, spot, fade, or run. Adv.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
8TATE REPRESENTATIVE
I hereby announce my candidacy for
the republican nomination for repre
sentative tn the state legislature at the
May primary.
Adv. JOHN II. CARKIN.
I announce myself as a candidate
for Representative In tho Legislature;
on the Republican ticket, subject to
tho primaries In May.
Adv. RALPH COWCILL.
COUNTY COMMISSIONER
Thos. H. Simpson, of Ashlsnd,
authorizes his announcement as a Can
didate for the nomination for the office
of County Commissioner of Jackson
County, subject to tho deolslon of the
Republican voters of said county at
the Primary Election, May 19th, 1922.
Adv.
I am a candidate for the nomination
for County Commissioner of Jackson
ounty, on the Republican ticket, sub
ject to the decision of the voters at
he primary to be held May 19th, 122.
j.dv, GEORGE ALFORD, Phoenix.
YcMtei'tlnj'a ItcMilts.
Niitloiuil Li'iiitiu',
Ponton, 3: Now York 10.
Ilrooklyu. 3: I'hllaiU'tpliiii, 0.
I'lnctnimlt, U. I'llUtitn a. 7.
No ut hern acbril uled.
Vinciiciui licnttttc,
ltrnlt, B ; t'lilniKii, tl,
rlll:uyil!llil. X; WitHhiiiKtiill,
New York, 3; ItoHtoti, ti.
M. l.ulilH, IS: ClcvcblUil, 8.
C'oiimI Hcbedillo,
FliANl'ISl'O, Miiy
SAN
Week
S. The
I'lli irii' (. oiiHt le.ltlllt' liaMi'liull
Nilleilule:
Haii Franrlsi'u vs.
Vermin iit
Amtclex.
" i.n AtiKeiea at Oakland.
Neilttlo (it I'd llnini.
Seullle at Portland.
Halt Mk itt S.nTumoiito.
NEW YOKK. May 3. Hum-bull
history "'yesterday' attain was the
work of a rookie plti-her lhl time
Hurry Slirlver. in his debut for
llioi-klyn who played a b-adniK rule
In the proeeedlnKH. Slirlvi-j-'a per
formam In liUnl.tnit the I'hillles, 1
to 0, with thr lonely Mniilt-H, ex
celled .tho di-buU of Malhi-WKun,
Johnmut and other pltehiiiK xtnr.
The unique feature uf the same,
however, was the faet tltnt I'imt. thi
ImIkt flmt milker, hint only one
piituut, u t-ati'b uf a line drive In the
ninth, a ml no UM-It.i.
Only once beture In the -111 yours
of National Ichkui' pti.ithulng has thl.i
record been t-nualled. The St. l.oul
Itrown were perched on tho tup of
the American leaxui today n H re
sult of yltiKKitiK out their fourth
Mrnltiht victory over the Cleveland
Indiana, while the Yankee were
outplayed for the third t might time
by lioHton, 6 to 1.
The (Hunt mauled three fWiaton
twltiera and won their third strnlKht
victory, Jho !.
The I'hlladf Iphlumt trounced the
Senators and the White Sox made a
clean aweep uf their m-rle Willi De
troit, aided by the TlKers' luono field.
Miller ti Meet lkcl.
I.OS ANCK1.KS, Muy 2. Waller
Miller of the l.os Angeles athletlr
club, rlulmunt to the middleweight
wrestling cliamploimhlp of t tin J'u-
clfle coast Is scheduled lo meet Klnjo
Ikedo, ratch-as-catch-ran champion
of the Hawaiian Islands, In a hout
here Thursday nlRht.
111. PAHO Mutty Matsuda, ih.lne
ant -of world's weuvrwelitht hani
lionxhi aucepmfully defended title
l.y thrnwiiiK Dutch Man tell, Kldu
r.tdo, Kan huh.
MIl.WAt'KKK r.lcblo MlUhell.
Milwaukee, mid Kver Hammer. I'hl
c.isrii, matched fi-r ten round, no de
i ilon. May 12.
KKNOSIIA Dave tihade of Biin
FranclBco defeated iH-nnbi O'Keufe,
ChlcuKo, In ten rounds.
NW OMYKANS Tommy Cllhhons. -St.
Paul, knocked out Harry Foley.!
-II, .t Mril-lnire III itlvlh nf M.-lli..! II
ten-round bout.
MEMPHIS Pal Moore. Memphis
bantamweight, ven referee's dec-la-Ion
over Kid 1 'a rutin, Kan Antonio,
at end clcht rounds.
HALT I.AKK MldKit Smith, Halt
Like, won a elx-round tteclMlon over
Leonard Melody, Ijiramle, Wyo. Kid
Sparka. Pneuti-llo, fmiKht four rounds
to draw wllh Jay Kolomon. Halt Ijikc.
Legal Guarantee Giveru'
So neeaf e Knllm no iNin-'continue urk,
Ak to are (ile-o-nii file Tr-atmenl.
HKATM'S DIU'O HTOP.K
JamesOUverCurwood's
latest biK thriller
"GOD'S COUNTRY
and THE LAW"
BEGINS TOMORROW
RIALTO
t.'OIXG TONIGHT
(il-AIIVK WALTON
In "I'luylnK Willi I'lin"
Day or Night
WEEKS-CONGER CO
Funeral Directors
1
THE DEVIL'S ' in Tin: veuy
. IIEAIIT OK TUB CITY
FINGER! ' . ntui uiouR
' POKTIjAND'S .
' 'g "Great White Way" .
Will Bu Your IIcail'iuaitorH j
V At This I'opulnr Hostelry.
0 Homelike Aicopodations,
Comfortable, Spacious Lobby
And the Home of tho Famous. jCU
JftJi
I ffNJfvN-r
-rnrr-Tai
Kolb & Dill
There In over six hundrnO yards In
I he iiold riiitiiln curried by Kolb X I Hit
In their production of ."liive and Take"
which appears at the I'iikh t heat re
Thursday nlKlil, May lltli, and from
this wondi'iiiil work of ai t to the hack
vail of Hie !i mi I re Hut company use
nothing beloiiKlilK lo the theatre, even
imiliK their own electric switch board
to operate the IIkIiIIhk etfoel
duriiiK Hie show.
used J
"(ilve and Take" wlilt h was written
special for Kolb i PHI by Aaron llotf-
iiian
I.oh'hiiiu Is a inaslei vlece and plaed by
ItheMC two stars heroines a comedy lu
a class by liself and not to lie imitated
or to he compared lo anythliiK before
presented,
Try Grandmother's Old Favorite
Recipe of Sage Tea and
Sulphur.
Almnit everyone know that Suite
Tea and Sulphur, properly rouipound
ed, brlnpn back the natural color and
limlra to th hnlr when fnddd. streaked
or srav. Yearn nuo tho only way to t
this mixture was to make it kt hum,
which I miiov and troublesome.
Nowaday we simply k at any
dru store for "Wyeth'e Base and ful-j-hur
Compound " You will ttet a lore
bottle ef thla old-time recipe Improved
by the ailditlun of other ingredient,
at very little eot. Kveryhody ue
this preparation now, because, no one
can pnembly tell that you darkened
your hair, It does It so naturally
and evenly. You dampen sponge or
soft bruuli with It and draw thin
through your hair, taklnir one small
rtrand at a time; by morninir the cray
hair rtlnnpi-CJire, and after another ap
plication or two, your hair become
beautifully dark, thick and nloy and
you look yenra youniter. Wyeth'a 8ao
and Sulphur Compound la a dellRhtfot
toilet reiiulnit. It ia not Intended for
the Mire, inillfallun cr l-rsventlon of
disease.
Haiid-Tailored
SUITS
MEDFORD MADE
Choice oT 50 Patterns
Values $15.00 to $55.00
This Week Ony
at$42.5Q
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E
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worked from III atrala, grt sIiikk'H Ui1
fail to filter tlta waata and nuiauii from
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. 'I h moment you ('. a dull aeh In the
viiineya or your buck hurt or IX tiie
in Inn I cloudy, olTeualve, full of etl
ment. Irregular ef paaaat; or attended by
a aenaatlun of ralillnK, (top atiiir meat
and p-t about (our ounce of JuJ
Kail from any pharmacy I tak a
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litlii water driuk whlsb vryua
alduld UK now and then to keep th
kidney clean and Ilv and th blood
pure, thereby avoiding aerlou kidney
oouiulioaliiin.
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