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STILL CAPTAIN OF HIS SOUL.
X-rRESlDEXT WILSON may bo down, but ho isn't out.
may be impaired in body, but he isn't impaired in will.
tub.crltirr
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Offtc Mll Trtbun BulMlng, SS-IT-JS
North Fir tret. l'hone ?.
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His
ibTOribMSsirinB"' AlMHiTy puywieal nppeurauee may have ehaimed, but his inner spirit is the
natiio.
'In the midst of all this confusion and unrest, these distressing jry-
i.i'ini. iF w tiw iv.. i-,.i1.1 it ..iiiiif.hi't Iiiit nn.l Peiiu.oli'liltv In
of the Democratic! "l " " l"V """ " k
Ore o'nlan Th "loU l'lat 0,,C mai iUK' Wl,h U his sllOrteoiUlllS, 11 great IIIUII,
lias iu no essential particular changed.
This fact is amply demonstrated by the latest Wilsouinn break,
this time with the faithful and ubiquitous Joe Tumulty.
Last Saturda y night a inessape. ostensibly from Mr. Wilson, was
delivered to the Democratic banquet. It was taken to New York
! Mr. Tumulty. It said :
"Sy to the Democrat: of New York that I am ready to aup
port any man who stands Tor the salvation of America, and tho
salvation of America is Justtco to all classes."
Tlie message itself was innocent enough, but road with what ap
parently was a boom for James M. Cox, it created a sensation ami
was much resented by other factions of tho party not sympathetic
with the ex-governor's candidacy.
Mr. Wilson promptly took cognizance of the situation by writing n
letter to the New York Times, a Democratic newspaper, with a re-
worn dally averare circulation for
six .months endlnit Oct.. til.
MEMBERS OF THK ASSOCIATED
PRESS.
The Associated Presa Is exclusively
entitled to the use for republication of
II news dispatches credited to It, or
not otherwise credited In this paper, and
also the local news published herein.
All rights of republication of special
dispatches herein are also reserved.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
uroond.rVh.' ct of M.rehLcuest that the letter be published. It said :
i. 1171.
Filing for office under the idiotic
Oregon system has been closed. The
burning issues of the campaign will
now Mart to burn. None of them will
be worth squirting water on.
BE ACCOMMODATING
(Klamath Falls Herald)
Wednesday. April 12. 1922. Lefs
stay on top at the Hote Springs
Bath House. Entire receipts to be
given to the Timberworkers' local
188. Wednesday, April 12, after
noon and night Prices same as
have been. If you can"t swim
drown. Come anyway. '
"I did not send any message whatever to that dinner, nor au
thorize anyone to convey a message."
To this Mr. Tumulty responded yesterday.
"If Mr. Wilson says the message was unauthorised, then I enn
only any that I deeply regret the misunderstanding that has arisen
between us. I certainly would no t have given the message, if I had
not believed it to be authorised."
That's all, but that's enough. It shows not only that "Richard
:s himself again," it shows that he was never anyone else.
It is a grim and melancholv figure sitting alone before the fire- l What country Is second In posm
piaee ou "S" street. .-Colonel llarvev has gone, Lansing has gone latkm to China?
Colonel House has gone, Dudlev Field Malone has gone, W. U. Mo-', 'h word
, , , . ' , , , , ., ,. , , hearX recently in India, mean?
Adoo has gone, and now the faithful Joe, valiant and worship- 5Uow , Ul0 worJ miiry ,iro.
piug retainer in many a battle, and author of " Woodrow Wilsnu As nounccd?
lie Knew Me," now Joe has gone. 4 What Is a fatu fms?
There he sits alone. And once more the epithets will hurl about 6 What Is a dog eared b.Kk?
his head, ingrate, autocrat, a mind without a heart, a brain without
warm blood.
Perhaps. But in this present muddle of mush, with politicians
palavering about this and that, buzzing about one thing to one man
i .'
'I xt ci .1. r i p--i
I iow onowing m inc i age 1 neater
VMS e' J
JLVj;.jiii-.ai mi i iiii yOalj
JCdrethinqham si. Ten Dollar Hals'
I HOW MUCH DO I fTtj S zzz:
U S rArii .1. I' II
If Your
Easter Dinner
is cooked on
a modem ,
GAS RANGE
6 whore is the highest irrigation
dam In this country?
7 What Is a non-partisan ballot?
8 What Is meant by dogged?
9 What was Paul Kevere-s trnde?
in T . l.f .anA .1.. tlx. Vukltm.tt
and another thing to another, iu a wild scramble for votes, this gaunt bt iong?
figure, this uncompromising "Covenanter' with his one-track mind Answers to Yesterday's Questions
is at least refreshing. I '" people does the 1920
i wt ii- i ! i i -i census Rhow are over 100 years old?
Woodrow Wilson is Woodrow Wilson, which is more than many Ans Th(.re are 1561 mpn awt 2T0s
of his contemporaries can ay, who are forever trying to be some- women MO years old or olderr
cue else. And so he will remain until the end, a very lonclv man, 2 When was the peak of our public
, . , ... . .. r,. debt readied? Ans. AukuhI 21. 1K19.
almost a friendless man. but a man who will halt at no sacrifice to i, ., . 7, . ,,.
roruana Boosters uve . mends or party to remain true to himself as Cod made him, and to
expend wind recklessly for the devel- . ;i .
v Yttterday's Results
American
riillttdnlptilu 8; Hoston t.
All others poMtponed. rain.
Quill Points
When it comes to absorbing troubles, Ireland seems to have no
Tomorrow is Sunday. The weather
promises td be such as to cause home
tourists to eat the tail end of next
week. There are hree ways to get j
into a gas silo, but only one entrance ;
to a groceteria. It takes a good man saturation point. ,.
to bite a hole in the scenery, and the "
'call of the open places" can't b9 put' . , , , t . ,
In a. foing pan. ! The cause ' a lot of fires is that there are not enough goods to
cover the insurance.
"A toot ensemble of Espee locomo-,
lives was held Fri. night, successfully j
waking up all the babies, and a hind
end brakeman. i
3 What kind of wood Is used large
ly In making artificial liuilw? Ans.
Willow.
4 What is the season of the year in
January in Australia? Ans. Summer.
National
Honton 6; I'hlludeliihlti 2.
Urooklyu 2; New York 10.
All others iwHtponvd. rain.
Coast
l.on Angeles G; Vernon S.
Salt 1-aWe !, IVrtland 5.
San Francisco 11; Oskland 0.
SeattlivSncranicnlo potHned.
'Missouri Meets California
UKRKKLKY. Cal , April 15 The
fnlverslty of Missouri track team t
day faces the I nlverslly of (."ullfnrnla
lili er'i-rtUiiun f mora than ImM
ing Its oa n. tlrutus Hamilton Is ex-IMM-ted
t t Ih tlio si ir of tho vlnltllK
team. IU is nntiohnl tlerathlon rlinm
plon. Kai-li school 111 bo allowed to enter
15 men. but It Is possible that Cal I fur-
It will not only be the best, but it will bo economically
and easily prepared.
t
We have a line of new up-to-date Gas Ranges that we
will install on monthly payments. Call and investi
gate our plan or phone and we will call on you.
Southern Oregon Gas Co.
S Is there a bridKu over the Suez, nin will have but It on the truck, as
canal? Ans.r Yes.
6 What is a peon? Ans. A Mex
ican ieasant.
7 How does a tub of water near
vegetables In tho cellur keep them
from freezing? Ann. The water ab
sorbs the old.
S What is a four-ln lianil? An.
"Mugs" YanSnnt. hurdler, was Injured
several dnys ago an may not bo In
shape to connate.
Woodrow Wilson has finally set
down upon the egotistical political up
start. Joseph P. Tumulty, the private
secretary of the world, and general
regulator of humanity. Joe had ap
Imaginary conversation with the ex
A. Lincoln the 2nd, which he used to
further the presidential aspirations of
James Middleton Cox, when the first
named has a sou-in-law who might be
induced to accept the democratic nom
ination, if forced.
Fable: Onee upon a time we found a match tray that had matches
iu it. Now, you tell one.
FRANK AND CANDID
(Yreka Journal)
There was a rodeo at Walker's
Sunday afternoon. It didn't amount
to much. '
, While cussing the weather fervent
ly, remember that under ordinary con
ditions, an overwhelming majority of
our leading social lions would be wear
ing white pants now.
Chorus "Lift Up Your Heads, O Ye
Gates"- (Ashland Tidings). Pop or
Peoria.
Galshevikis, who have been wearing
spring hats all winter, will come out
under them, officially in the am. The
styles run strong to horticultural dis
plays, ;with a sprinkling of Black He
publican cherries and Tokay grapes.
, PLINKETY-PLUNK!
' '. (Livermore, Cal., Herald)
p. ' F. Bell, piano tuner from
Uerkeley, will be in Livermore a
few days. Kindly leave orders with
Miss,Myrtle Harp.
' The' Genoa conference of Russian
nuts and European diplomatic slickers
are discussing the advisability of slap
ping a ' "moral isolation" on America.
The average European nation is noth
. lng If not moral.
' A gun that was not loaded was acci
dentally discharged in the po. Thins.
;. i. O! MY GRACIOUS
. , (Albany Democrat)
Mrs. Hoy I'iersou sustained
burns about the body When flames
from a brooder lamp burned her
clothing before they could be controlled.
Straight ether wasn't a perfect anaesthetic, we suppose, so Waslilnst'
they're mixing it with radio concerts.
Mr. Balfour Gartered and Earled. Well, that's better than being
crowned with something, as the old phrase had it. "
Manicurists are not a recent development. Long years ago, the !
poet wrote: "There is a divinity that shapes our ends." i
Freddie Welch Comes Badk' '
NEW YOKK. April 15.- In his first j
metropolitan engagement sinco lie 1-'
gun bis ulteuipt ut u "come bark" I
Four-horse teams driven by one person some months a'. Freddie Welch, for-j
9 What bird Is it that builds an iner lightweight champion, will mevt ;
edible nest? Ans. The Swift. Archie Walker, exmnateur light.
10 Whero on the Amerlcun-Cana-; weight champion at u Hrooklyn club:
dian boundary was a porta! of imace tonight. t -
erected laxt year? Ans. At DUiine. I - Welsh held the -lightweight belt
from 111 1 to 1917. taking the title from
Willie Kftrhlo and losing It to penny
I.oinanl, the present holder. I !
Tonight's mutch Is billed for ten
rounds.
COMMUNICATIONS
Seems an unwritten law of the banquet speaker fraternity that
something or other must always "afford me great pleasure."
pplii:gRhi)mGs
4 Walt Mason
NATURE St GIFTS.
NATL'IIE took some soil and granite, anda tube of liquid
glue, and she fashioned this, our planet, back a million
years or Jwo. And she made some lakes of water, strung them,
round with wondrous skill, so the t lift-sty gent might totter to the
shore and drink his fill. Well she knew the human being would
b thirsty every day, for Dame Nature is all-seeing, as he baled
his share of hay. So she filled the lakes with water and the rivers
with the same, and the little streams that potter through the
fields, unknown to fume, and the sparkling rills that babble, and
the ponds where lilies grow, where the ducklings quack and gab
ble while cavorting to and fro. Nature knew that human critters
must be moistened well within, but she filled no lakes with bitters
and she made no streams of gin. And the rain that helps the cot
ter raise a bumper crop this year it is always made of water,
it is never made of beer. And the dew that shines so brightly in
the morning, on the lawn, cooling off the tired world nightly,
never knew a demijohn. When we're thirsty there are rivers,
meres and brooks from which to choose, but Daine Nature ne'er
delivers anything that's labeled booze.
Coiiimh'IhLs Tiihiinc Attitude.
To the Kditor:
riiiH accept my roiinnemliition
for the utterances you nre niiikliiK,
rind the tnml you are taking iicMiiiHt
l lie lawlessness- of unknown )i:iiii1m nf
nisnked men, and it seemtf to Hie
there should be a move of good citi
zens started to put a stop to such
thinKH on thl.H. uml I find I am not
the only one of that opinion either.
E. It. ENYKAIIT.
Jacksonville, tire.
Mcl'HKRSON Dick Itovlseourt. the
"Wichita wrestler defeated Jock Lewis.
Buffalo, in two straight falls. ,
Correct Inn.
The writer's name of the nitlile
entitled "Uoonevelt and the K. K. K."
published recently, is Hydney S.
Ilaiker. Through an error In print
it was siKiied an Hydney H. Haker.
LINCOLN' Henry Nelson, Kansas
middleweight w rentier, forfeited to
daw Krleger. Llneoln, aftor an hour
and 43 minutes when hi claimed hodly
injured shoulder.
ST. LOUS Harry Schuster. Mil
wnukea and Frankli Martin, Ixis An
geles, fought ten rounds to a draw.
Cut This Out It Is Worth Money
Cut out this slip, enclose with 6c und
mail it to Foley & Co.. 2M5 Sheffield
Ave., Chicago, III., writing your name
and address clearly. You wlll receive
In return a trial package containing
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound for
coughs, colds and croup: Foley Kidney
Fills for pains in skies anil biick;
rheumatism, backache, kidney and
bladder ailments and Foley Cathartic
Tablets, a wholi.-Hoine und thoroughly
cleansing cathartic for constipation,
biliousness, heada i,r, ami sluggish
bowels. Sold everv where. Adv.
LIVINGSTON Hoy Conley., Tlier
moK)ll, Wyo., knocked out Mlje John
son, lluffalo, Wyo., at Murrain. In fifth
round. Red Curry, Livingston, lost
decision to Robert Arndt, Buffalo, in
six round:).
Notice
40-8. Tell tins world the American
Legion gives its annual Faster dance
Monday at the Nat, Ho there with
your caps on. 22
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The raisin crop of California has
been .nipped !iy J. Frost. This will
throw a number of wash boilers out of
employment.
A wideawake stockman from Klam
ath conferred Frl. with C. Wig Ashpole
who Is a stockman, and- ulso awake.
, Herman Myers, a pioneer resident of
the Uutte Creek district was a busi-
. Hess Visitor in the city Friday.
Saints and Sinners
j The Catholic Church cannot be cliolcy in its membership; It must
accept all who desire salvation; It is net a congregation of saints ex
clusively, it also contains thoso whose lives perhaps are not at all
edifying. But for them there is hope of salvation, and she urges on
them repentance, and does not reject them. ChriHt said the kingdom
or heaven is like unto a net, that was cast Into the sea, and gathered
of every kind. (Matt. 13, 47 Luke u-32).
THE
LAVIXfi OF THE FIRST ATLANTIC CAULK WAS F1IWT
I'KOItJSEJJ 1JY A CATHOLIC BISHOP MILLOCK,
OF NKWFOl'.YDLAXI) .
These advertisements Inserted dally and paid for by two native
Medford Cuthol'..' business men who believe In their religion.
RUISES-SPRAINS
Alutrnau applications hot and
cold cloths then apply
V VapoRub
G 17 Million Jan UuJ Ytarly
Day or Night
WEEKS-CONGER CO
Funeral Directors
W o OD !
Fir $;j.0(l Tier ami up.
I t ah F.gg Coal 410.30 Ton.
MEDFORD FUEL CO.
Cor Fir und Tulril I'bono 2(2
Kl, I'ASO Matty Matsuda, world's
welterweight wrestling champion
claimant, defeated lloliby Ruscoe.
Winnipeg, Canada, in third round of
scheduled firteon round tmitch.
NKW YORK, April 1.. The rham
rJonMiip IH.2 bulk line billiard
match between, Jukn Scliuerer, title
holder, and Welker Cochran will be
he'd In Orchestra hall, Chicago, May
10. 17, and18, It was announced today.
Conditions slinllur to those which;
prevailed In the lust Hoppe-KYhaufer ;
contest have been agreed on and tlm
experts will pluy a total of 1500
points in tlireo blocks.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
STATE REPRESENTATIVE
I hereby announce my candidacy for
the republican nomination for repre
sentative In the stato leglslnture at the
May primary.
Adv. JOHN II. CARKIN.
I announce myself ns a candidate
for Representative in the legislature,
on tho Republican ticket, subject to
tho primaries in May.
Adv. 'RALPH COWCH.L.
COUNTY COMMISSIONER
Titos. II. Blmpson, of ' Ashland,
authorizes his announcement ns a Can
dldate for the nomination for the office
of County Commissioner of Jackson
County, subject to tho decision of the
Republican voters of said county el
the Primary Election, May 19th. 1322
Adv
I am a candidate for the nomination
for County Commissioner of Jackson
oimty, on the Republicon ticket, sub
ject to the decision of the voters at
hn. primary to be held May 19th, 1922.
Adv. GEORGE ALFORIJ, I'hoenlx.
Have You Seen the
BARGAINS
We Have in
POWER DRAG SAWS, SECOND HAND
SPRAYERS AND GASOLINE ENGINE.
If you need any of these, it will pay you to
investigate.
Hubbard Bros.
Prevent Forest Fires. . It Pays.
AMERICAN LEGION
Annual
Easter Dance
Monday, Apr. 17
NATATORIUM
i ;
Admission 25c a couple Launopach's Orchestra
Special Sale of Army Goods
ANOTHER BIG CUT IN PRICES
Old Hi-Cost of Clothing Dead for Keeps 1
Tliey nmko a lnmly
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Anny Itlankets, like new, llflHI
New Army I'up Tcnl. heavy Khokl luck
ramping outfit for two ixsiplo..
New Army I'nck HiM-ks. They v. Ill wry V! blunkelx, a pup lent,
imH mi, runion, etc., hi
Mitin Kllx, new, aluminum, rcKulallon ....
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U-iillier I'uUfn, a K'mmI buy , , XM
SilrtH, now, exlrn hmvy klmkl 1. 10
Xcs Wall Tcnln In standard sl' nt unlieunl of prics.
United Army Stores
32 So. Central Ave.
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