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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Parry.
After several million dollar rains, a
.30 cent drUzle visited the valley this
am:, accompanied by aa informal blit
lard. A number of. citizens motored Sun
day. The beauty of the scenery as
marred by the uncertainty of where
breakfast was coming from Friday.
T"o mules appeared on the Main
Stem Sat. During the war. the raiders
of the treasury used to thlnk it smart
to yell, at such a sight: "There's a
couple ot loots." ' i
PERILS OF CHILDHOOD
(Pendleton East Ortgonian)
, Mr. and Mrs. Charles Kelson
were here Sunday from ' Butter
creek. Their little three year old
daughter met with an unusual ac
cident while playing at home Sun
day. In some manner she got her
teeth caught In the knob on a
bureau drawer and in trying to
free herself three of her front
teeth were pulled loose and wer
held in place only by the gums.
She was brought here to Dr.
Schneider and he found it neces
sary to extract the teeth.
"WORLD ACTS LIKE CHILDREN"
(Hdlino SF. Examiner). The defic
ient ones.
Another candidate for governor has
arisen. He will split up the piscator
ial and auto mechanic vote.
A man was convicted of murder in
California last week. He had run com
pletely out of friends and money.
If the world can stagger along till
this year's crop of college and high
school graduates get on the market.
all their troubles will be settled alter
short deliberation.
. FRANK AND CANDID
(Klamath Herald)
Friends will be sorry to learn
that Mrs. Maria Eller has been
quite ill for some time, but Is re
ported to be improving.
The Oklahoma murder case wherein !
the victim wag shot in the back of the
head, while the fhootee was in front
of blra, lias been settled. !
Normalcy exists, in the Portland'
baseball team. They won the usual
game last week. .
This is the week to clean up the
vacant lots, and make two weeds grow
where one grew before.
NEITHER PARENT8 ADVERTI8ER8
(Yreka Journal) '
"Married last Sunday at the
Baptist church. Miss Silvia Smith
to Mr. Homer Callahan. The bride
is an ordinary town girl who
doesn't know any more about cook
ing than a rabbit, and who never
helped her mother three days in
her life. , She is not beautiful by
any means and has a gait like a
duck. The groom hag always been
a shirtless sort of a fellow and a
confirmed loafer, having lived off
Wb folks until recently when ho
secured a poorly paid Job groom
ing automobiles in Oscar Wattle's
garage. They are going to have a
hard life during the short time '
they will probably live together."
The republican party rejoices over
the speech by James M. Cox Saturday
night, in which he attacks them vic
iously. One more oration by the worst
beaten candidate In the hbtory of
American politica will assure a GOP.
victory in November.
There has been a decided falling off
in the number of citizens confessing
they hanker to go to the legislature.
Plmnhn-H Strike in Son Francisco.
SAN FRANCISCO, April 10.
Journeymen plumbers and bricklayers
have gone on strike in Sau Francisco
on all Jobs where non-union men are
employed, it was announced today by
Frauk C. McDonald, president o fthe
Son Francisco building (rules coun-
TAKE ANOTHER CENSUS.
THE Jlail Trilum is in rtwipt of n telegram (prepaid) from
Astoria of whio.h the following is a part :
So mnny lot tor have oome to him (Stnto Srnntor Xorhhtd) from (
every prominent man in the dlatrlot thnt he could no longer with
hold hia nnnounevmont. Senator Xorhtiul, one of the llvest wires lit
Oregon, 40 yours of io in hia campaign oppoaea Air. lluwloy. lit
him Iho First Conftroasional District, etc.. etc.,
"We ore lso ju receipt of conutiuniciition from the George A.
White club 'announcing that so "many thousands of Oivgonians'' have
joined in a spontaneous demand for Mr, White for governor, that the
state's foremost military loader has been "drafted" to enter the
primaries under the bauner of sound American citizenship, and has
no other alternative than to dedicate himself to this noble cause.
Unless we arc mistaken there were similar uprisings for Messrs.
Hall, Patterson, Lee, Reaii. Pierce, and we know not how manv others.
In fact the only candidates who have not been kicked into the
race by the dear people of Oregon, assisted by their legions of friends
unj backers, appear to be iovernor
As far as publicity agents ure concerned, no one seems to waut either
e i re '.l..- .
oi inese omciais to run.
Governor Ollcott in fact had the nerve to simply announce that he
wanted to be reelected, and Congressman llawley, following his well
established custom of the past 15 years, discerned no riot in his behalf,
but briefly announced that he wanted to keep his job and would con
tinue to serve "no interest but the public interest."
Under the circumstances would it not be well to demand a recount
of the Oregon Census! With these thousands of militant citizens
arising for each of these dozen or more candidates, isn't it morally cer
tain, that two or three hundred thousand voters were overlooked in
1P20T It seems so to us.
Quill
Professional beggars use a little
There isn't room in one small
national aspiration.
One can't help wondering what
the galosh season is over.
It's unfair to use the bull as a
never blows his own horn.
"Detectives nose in trunks," says
The elephant keeps his nose in one.
Some of the malcontents will never feel justly treated until the
cabinet contains a Secretary of the Inferior.
The offiee cynic is responsible for the statemeut that the boiling
of the political pot always brings the scum to the top.
Table scraps can be converted into many useful things,
scrap ends in tears, the wife can convert it into a new Jiat.
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"Ob, for the life of a sailor!" is the
war Harold Lloyd makes you feel
after you've laughed over his amazing
comedy ot the bounding deep, "A
Sailor-Made Man," which unfurled
four reels of joy on the Page theatre
screen yesterday, where it remains
until tomorrow night.
A snug sum has been spent to give
this comedy the atmospheric tone ot a
feature. Huge exterior and interior
sets of the Maharajah's palace were
erected. An Oriental street and its
bazaars contains a wealth of detail.
The battleship scenes were taken
Walt
HOLLYWOOD.
I MADE a trip to Hollywood, where movie actors dwell; for quite
a while I'd understood the town resembled hell, that nothing
flourished which was good, and evil rang the bell. "Oh, nothing
there js good or nice !" To this I had been wised ; I looked to see
all sorts of vice, as widely advertised ; If I were murdered once or
twice I wouldn't be surprised. But nothing happened while I
stayed, to jar my saintly soul ; no blatant vamps were on parade,
no hophead pinched my roll ; the dealers sold pink lemonade, none
sold the Demon 15ovl. Each dweller seemed to have some work
to occupy his dome; there was no idleness to irk the gent who
writes this pome; on Sundays people went to kirk just as we do
at home. And pretty girls and men polite I greeted everywhere;
no vicious orgies were in sight, to fill me with despair; no wild
carousels in the night disturbed the balmy air. Oh, Hollywood
has had her crimes, which no one will deny, and sinful actors have
in times consumed illicit rye, or pulled off dice games for the
dimes, no peelers being nigh. But here in Pruncvillc, do wc not
have deeds of darkness, too? Was no one ever slugged or shot?
Does no one make home brew? Docs white robed virtue always
trot along the road with you?
Catholics' Belief
Catholics believe the true Church of Christ must teach AIX the
doctrines taught by Christ, and no power on earth can say some doc
trines taught by Christ and His Apostles are out of date, and can be
abolished. Matt. 28, 19-20:" "Teaching them to observe AM.
THINGS whatsoever I commanded you." We cannot pick and
choose Christian doctrine. We must take all or none.
THE FIRST AMERICAN MARTYR FpR HIS CHRISTIAN FAITH
WAS FATHER PADII.LA, IN l.",42
Those advertisements Inserted daily and paid for by two native
Medford Catholic business men who believe irf their rellKlon.
Oleott and Congressman llawley
Points
whine for the stomach's sake.
continent for a love of peace and a
the flapper will find to flap when
synouyni for that kind of talk. Ho
a headline. The stunt isn't new
If the
aboard the U. S. S. Frederick, and the
navy atmosphere is perfect.
"A Sailor-Made Man" starts with a
laugh, and every laugh that follows
Kets louder, heartier and happier until
the final fade-out. which is a knockout
piece of .business.
Historic School House
Is Destroyed By Fire
PAOLI. Ta.. April 10. The his
toric Howelvllte school building in
the Cheater valley near hero was de
stroyed laat night by fire of unknown
origin. Erected in 1730 the building
was used as headquarters by General
Gray of the British army in 177T and
on the night of September 20 of that
year. It was from there that he sent
the troops which perpetrated tho
I'aoli maaBaorc.
ingRhijnGS
Mason
COMMUNICATIONS
ItooeVYolt and the K. K, K.
To the KJltor: '
The mitloiutt hyturor u( 'tho Ku
Klux Klnii, vho lweUiieJ to a pnekej
houHn tit the Tuiie Saturday nlnht,
loNed in mitve tiinunei' the mnny
eternal won k nvaava of uk poor hu
mans. '
Tho'VrUlo of the I'hiiruaoo, whu
tUiUiked Hod 1m vn nut n other
men. vn there. The ntioienl Jvwtah
MUDcratltloiui hellef that lie heloni t.).',l',vJ flntea?
thu choacn people of U1 wna there
The hutre.l vt l( other nuea hut our
own wax there. AVmo the proaumcd i
rlKht In tloJ a nntno to ahoot tlown
ami murder people for tho aako ot
roHnlou. Tho hrutal desire to intimi
date to Kain our own etula va there,
ami the lUualon thnt ve, not Clod,
ahull JinU:e who ahull he euraed.
"We are tho ehuaeli people of God."
aaiil the prcuehcr. Thla la whut the
Jewa claimed 4000 ycara nito. Hut It
eeema (led has rliuimed hia Inlml
aliout thnt now. So much ao that the
modern ehoaon people will not udnut
the old fhoscn peupl Into their fold.
Cntll Saturday night 1 always had
the notion that the Americana whip
ped the Spaniards Itccuua they blew
up the ".Maine." That war cry, "He
member the Maine." inuat have hern
nil a dream. For did not the Ku Klnx
Klnn lecturer any that l'ewey bom
barded Manila to tho cry of "Come
to Jeans." McKlnlcy evidently com
missioned I.Vwcy to K" and ahoot up
a lot of Spantarda lo lo.ike them come
to Je.iua. It did not make any dif
ference that thoee Mpnnlarda worship
ped that c.uiio JeauH. Iltit the main
difference accma to he that wo. bo
h'Mi;liiK to tho AliKhvSdton or Nordic
race, have for the uvoal pari a falter
xkln than nil thu other racca of thla
little old world. That helni; tho case,
we arc the modern chosen people of
tjod and are ut lU-rty. in tSod'a name
to beat up any other race, For did
not the Ku Klux Klon lecturer atate
moat emphatically that their cursed
blood shall not mix in man luce with
oun.
I had the aimple oldj-fashioned be
lief thnt no human VelHK la curaed.
unices he, by hie own ncltons. made
himself so. Hut no. the Ku Kltix
Klan can curse any race, person or
thine. The lecturer seemed to be
very anxious to Instil an Ignoble, feci
Ink' of fear Into the hearts of his au
dience. The Ku Klux Klnn la every
where, seta rverythtnit. know every-thinv-
llcwarc! Hewn re!
Tho Ku Klux Klnn nnd Incidentally
the Nordic nice acem to be tho only
people that rule by the laws of tlod
and Moses. Hut .Mosea was a Jew,
and the Cuthollca have the laws of
Ood and Musis In their lilhlo by u
little overstKht.
The lecturer Kot a hit mixed up on
the Uonian law. All the cursed hu
man bcliiK outside the Ku Klux
Klnn and the AnKlo-Suxnn rnco ure
K'jverned by the I'.omun law, ho antd.
Hut the Itoman law waa written nx'
before the Catholic; rellclon carm Into
existence
.Morcovrr. the old Kumnn
lawa are, to some extent, tho basis of
nil our modern lawa. liut. never
mind. It's something t do with Home
anyway (the capital of a curaed
people) and tho 1'ope Uvea there, you
l know.
I wonder If I'VesIdeut Harding
knows that the Pop's rules millions of
Americana. It a thu common bclier
among the lur.ml races (those not
Nordic) that the I'opo la a spiritual
and religious adviser, same ua our
good clergy.
When Theodore llooscvtlt was
giving his moral support for tho nom
ination of William Taft for tho Presi
dency, many objected that Taft was a
Unitarian, that la, s disbeliever in the
Divinity of Jesus Christ and the In
fallibility of the Hlble. r.ooaovelf
then aald: "What a man's religious
beliefs may be, are matters between
hlra and hui Maker. What the people
should demand Is character."
According to the Ku Klux Klan
lecturer Huturday night, (Jod has a
new dividing line. On the, one, aide
is tho Anglo-Sunon race with tho fair
skin and heaven blue eyes, I suppose.
On the other, the durkcr peoplo with
the cursed blood.
I wonder If. after all. It would not
be beat to stay with the old Idea of
Universal llrotherhood. and friend
ship, forbearance and forglvcneea for
all.
It might be more conducive to uni
versal peace and happlneaa. and Inci
dentally la more typically American.
SYIJNEY S. HAKEIt.
Anglo-Saxon, "on -Catholic.
The above romtriuntcuilon wua
handed Thu SIull , Tribune by. tho
writer with this remark: "They say
the people are afraid of the Ku Klux
KUirr. I'ut mo down as one Ameri
can citizen who Isn't."
HOARSENESS
Swallow slowly small pieces
rub well over the throat.
y vaporub
Over Million Jan UA Ytatlu
Day or Night
WEEKS-CONGER CO
Funeral Directors
GIM CHUNG
China Herb Store
This Is to certify that Oltn Chun of
Medford, On:., I, ah curud inn at R-oltre
und fttinriiirh trouble, B. M. Leonard,
W) 3 St., Orantu I'uss.
This la to ceriily that film Chun of
Medford. Ore . tint Atirl mm of runlure
ot four ywtM' BUndm. ir. O. laham,
(13 8 Kl Grants pass. Ore..
Medford. Or-aon, Jun. IT, 1917.
Thla la to certify that I, tho under
i Signed, hud verv M,vrrn atomuch trouble
und hod been bothi-rad for sevarnl years
land last AiikuhI was not exrtnd to
live, und hearing of Olm Chnna (whone
rn;rn store la hi zm nourn 1 rout street,
lledford), I decided M got tiiirba for my
sionwcii trouble, and I started to feeling
bntur us sonn a a I used Horn and today
am a well man and can heartily reeom
mend anyonu afflicted as I wu to see
Olm Chunu and try hia Herba.
fHluned) W. K. JOHN80N,
WltnesSM;
Win. Iwls, Rattle Point.
,W, I.. I'hlldrelh, Kagle- Point
Ai. A. Anderson, Jledford.
K. H. Holmes, Kaule Point,
C IJ. More, KuKla Point.
I V. Mcjnt.vre. Essie Point.
':. ''.in ., r Ifllen, r.:ile Point,
iho, li, Nichols, Mule Point.
HOW MUCH DO
. YOU KNOW?
. Who la the I'tmiroller of V. 8,
funemyT i
i. Who xviim fh'Ht reenKiilaeil lit
the WorM'a liaittionwelKhl rhaiiilim?
3. What nulhnr aalil. "No aetiHilile
peiNon ever niadw mi npuleity" f i
4. Are there miy itoM iiilnea In Uhi
Alpa?
S, When I1J Jewa come to Iho
Hum nu uniatcui' theatiieul elnh
lh "sht to iMro,liuo n ePpyilKht
V. ,'ovUUa iw HJmlNeUm la eharu-
vd for the performance?
T. lly what other name la alfalfa
known?
S. What In used to color candles?
!. What la the salary of the klnn
of Hpaln?
10, What part of the counlry fur
nishes the most lumber"
Answers to YcMcrday'a ,Miclloiin:
1. Who Invented the first hot air
furnuce? Ana. Zucharluh Allen.
5. In what kind of around do cat
tails Krow? Ana. Swnmpy itrouml,
3. Wua n common sponue ever
alive? Ana. It la thu skeleton of a
Hen animal.
4. How many men and women of
voting ngu tue there In tho I'nlted
Klutcs?. Ana. About &-l.(Hv,lH0,
6. Is Justice Holmes of Iho su
premo court related to Oliver We ti
de. I Holmes, the poet? A n. Ilia sou.
5. How mnny president served as
members of congreaH after their
terma expired? Ana. Two. John y.
Adnma nnd Andrew Johnson.
7. What are the capitals of each
of the two different Kovcrnmcnt of
China Ana. IVklnir and Canton.
, From what part of the casaavu
plant is tapioca obtained ? Ana. The
roots. ,
9. Is there a law aKalnst n presi
dent seivlns it third term? Ana. No.
it la merely , n custom.
10. Which Chinese K'i'rrnmcnt
was rccngnUcd at the peace confer
once Ana. The I'ektng govern,
ment.
J in il.- i i . i . . j ,
Works Like
a Cock
ftSCAU&QME
CUtvs Cbldsto&ffours
CTl.Muan Mtta em. Tuih
J term. IM (" at Cefck!
a UrM watwt
Mr. Mr eaelrgvr)
4 if wim J) dliA
IrwnKI i Limn I
nu i rn. ni-rnurr 1,. ,
ANNOUNCEMENTS
STATE REPRESENTATIVE
I hereby announce my candidacy for
tho republican nomination fur rviire-
'sentatlvo In tho state legislature at tha
May primary.
Adv.
JOHN II. CARKI.V.
I announce myself as a t-andldnto
for Representative in tho legislature,
on tbo Republican ticket, subject to
the primaries In May.
Adv. RALPH COWUIl.t.
COUNTY COMMISSIONER
Thos. H. Slmtmon, of Ashland,
authorizes hia announcement at Can
dldata for the nomination for the office
ot County Commissioner of Jackson
County, subject to tho declslna of the
Republican voters of said county at
the Primary Kloction, May 13th, 192:'
Adv,
I am a candidate for the nomination
for County Commissioner of Jackson
ounty, on the Republican ticket, sub
ject to the decision of the voters at
be primary to be hold May 19th. 1921
Adr. GKORGK ALKOUI). Phoenix.
Dr. Johnson
Says
Uiot ctiros more
1M'0-
j)lc than iiictliciiio.
jJJut what is tho use of
a diet if your mouth
health is in had condi
tion f
OUJt METHODS
are to a Htandard.
Dr. O. J. Johnson
DENTIST
- 228 East Main St. '
Phone GC9
WOOD!
Fir f:l.00 Tier and up.
Ctah Egg CoaIAtU.no Ton.
MEDFORD FUEL CO.
Cor I' lr nnd TMnl
Pliono 2S2
AWNINGS
piiom; m.v.j
Medford Tent & Awning Work:
' Opposite 8. P. Depot
DRY
WOOD
Two Tier 12 inch Pine, One
Tier 12 inch Oak and Laurel,
. all for $2.75 a Tier.
CUT RATE
WOOD YARD
Phone 551
ASHLAND BRANCH
Oregon State Normal
At ASHLAND, OREGON
June 19--July 28, 1922
Full Normal Courw. IVut'tii'o noIihoI for nil t'l'iult-a. Musio
ili'imitiiu-iit wry MroiiK. l'n ohi-lny, (iliit'iiliniiiil mi'UNUlu
nii'iiU, hOiKj:y, uiul bvliool iiiniuigi'iutmt on ilcniuml.
For iitfortiiulioii wtito GEO. A. BRISCOE, DUoctbr. '
Spring
Gold Hill Boxing Commission
Tuesday,
8:30
GOLD HILL
TWO MAIN EVENTS
Tom Ray vs. Ted Thye
of Omaha . of Portland
FINISH WRESTLING MATCH 1 '
Johnny Carlson vs. Geo. Brandon
of Spokano of Portland
, G ROUNDS OF BOXING, 130 POUNDS
GOOD PRELIMINARY
Prices: Ringside, $2.75; Reserved, $1.65; General
Admission, $1.10; Children, 55c. Includes War Tax.
' ' Ladies Invited. : 1
Seats on Sale: Brown Brown Medford; Niniger
Warner, Ashland; Ross Ross, Central Point.
CHANGE IN SCHEDULE I
KrTlXTlVE FKII. 1, 1023
MEDFORD-ROSEBURG STAGES
hall lCit Sunday
LV. MEDKOIU) 10 A. M. IV. IMMKIIfltO 1.00 V. M.
G HANTS l'ASS.MW)KOni H TAG KS i. '
J ' Pally
Iavo MeOfoM
lo.oo A. n,
I 00 P. M.
4.30 P. L
Farvat MiilfunKJranla V,
THE UNIVERSAL CAR
THE FORD SEDAN
Spring uoatlu-i- la licr! Hlait tho otitiiiK writ
fin rlhfr in ii lord Nctlan An Ideal family car
rootny -poKh for any oullnK. ICudily iic1ncI,
wann antl co,y on rool cvcnliiKN; )M-n nnd cool in
Mann NDiiuiicr wcutlicr. It l ruay to iMratc,
sturdy, durahlo and ccoiiomkal, -
if you arc lniii stst Phonn llf (iu- donion.
atrutor 1h at your wrvlcp, dim ride will ronvlnco
you of the auicilor (ualltlcN of thu Ford Hcdan.
:
C. E. GATES AUTO CO.;
I III I
.or. inn mu
Opening
April 1 1
P.M.
PAVILION
and Humlay '
Iava OraaU 1
io.oo A. XL '
1.00 P. M.
4.43 P. H.
$ .IS Grant Paaa-IloarliOrf. VJ.OoV
Mi'lford-Itoa4littrg $1.15. w t
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racirie inirbway '
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