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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
Sir Auckland lu'ddos reticence is refreshing. It indicates a return
to Hritish nomuiley. Ourinsi tlu lust few months there 1ms heen
terrific offensive avrainst the rood old Knirlish tradition of voek
ribhed conservatism.
The British ambassador, while neither heavv nor humorless, has
successfully revived the accepted Hritish type. It is not at all im
probable that this was one of the purposes of his visit.
For Mrs. Asijuith's sojourn was confusing. Unlike the ambassador
she talked about everything from light wines and beers, to shop
g'rl s ankles and 3lrs. Astor. A compatriot of hers. Mrs. Sheridan
the sculptress, did much the same thing, with even less regard for the
ei n vent ions.
Then there was 'YY. L. George who talked about women and sold
books very reminiscent of Hollywood's Hop parties, t. K. Chesterton,
philosophically paradoxical and Sir Oliver Lodge who radiographed
with the world beyond.
What was England coming to asked the provincial I'nele Samuel.
John Hull seemed threatened with purple auras and neurasthenic'
twitches. .
Hut Sir Eric Geddes arrived and proceeded to restore the Anglo
Saxon equilibrium. He bluntly repudiated the Mirrors of Downing
Street and more bluntly refused to gossip, lie dodged the sensa
tional and the shocking, he talked pleasantly but said little.
As an official of his government he has performed a needed serv
ice. The England of today is not the England of ten years ago, but
neither is it an England of feministic freaks and garrulous busy
bodies. It has advanced but it hasn't apparently lost its essential
roast beef fibre.
HIGH SCHOO
L
GIRLS CONFERENC
E
10 OPEN IN MENU TOMORROW
Quill Points
The. first lilMi school girls' confer
enee ever hold In a.tuthein Oregon Is
to begin t Medford, Friday, March
31st under the auspices, of tlio Student
Club of tiiit Reserves or the Y. W. C.
A.
Many enthusiastic and favorable ro
sKnse to Invitations have heen re
ceived from various schools since the
booster trips last week by local stu
dents. This conference will b of much
value to the .uli'Is. Muny of them hare,
not considered what their occupation!
will be after they finish school. Not
only wilt they receive, valuable Infor
mation on how to choose a vocation
wisely, but the funr Inspiration nnd
friendship will mean much to them.
Speakers, both local and out of town
who have been very successful iu their
vocations have been secured for this
meeting.
uelegatkins from the following
schools exiwt to attend:
lirants Priss, Ashland, Rogue. River,
Gold Mill. I'hoenix. Talent. Jackson
ville. Central Point and Ulendale,
The program is:
Friday, March 3ttt
7:30. (iet acquainted meelins. Le
gion hall.
Mixer.
Roll call of school delegations.
Portland papers were considerably
put out with Sir Auckland Geddes.
Hritish ambassador to the luited
States, who refused to talk like a can
didate for governor from eastern Ore
gon, "lth no chance of being elected.
Spring shoes for the gals have flat
heels, instead of the high ones. This
is not much of a style, as it is com
fortable and 8a ne, and enables the
wearer to go down the street without
wobbling like a slack wire performer.
Owing to the temperamental weath
er, a number of people have appre
hended colds. Others retain those
they have bad in custody all winter.
PROTECTING THE BOY
(Pendleton East Oregonian)
WANTED-Woman cook wants
job on. ranch where there Is no
other woman, has son 17. Phone
Times.
A Spokane judge gave a young bur
glar with his eyebrows shaved. 15
years; one year for the crime, and H
years for silliness.
"I didn't raise my boy to be a pensioner."
Fishing: The gentle art perfected as an afibi for loafing.
If yer the huniilu race is lost, it won't be for want of speed.
It is very difficult to hear the voice uf the people in u campaign
where monev talks.
Now that the -world is broke it should have a fellow feeling for
the Ten Commandments. .
Some people have so much artistic temperament that they even
rose while winding the phonograph.
Some of the stock arguments about Prohibition have the sound of
private stock arguments.
Temptation never bothers the man who has his thoughts on heaven
cudlijs nose on the grindstone.
Herbert Rawlinson, a movie star,
who shows as pearly a row- of teeth as
the next one, is the latest member of
filmdom to be crucified, under the new
ruling of public opinion that promi
nent cussedness is not cuteness. The
Mama of a 17 year old girl is suing
hira for $200,000. The gent will prob
ably make atonement with his pocket-
book.
The Irish have concentrated ma
chine guns in all the leading cities for
the purposes of shooting religious be
liefs, in and out, of each other.
ANOTHER DOUBLE LIFE
(Eugene Guard)
Aunt Phi Atkinson had a cat
which has slept with her for years,
this winter Aunt Phi has had the
flue, the cat died last Sunday and
Dr. Kime says "It undoubtedly
died from the flu caught from
Aunt Phi."
The vacuum in church pews will be
filled until May 19th, by the spasmodic
sanctimonious for votes only.
I
The grass is coming up good on the
ranges. This is cheering news, as
under the present economic conditions
the cows may have some coiutition.
After all, it's fair enough. The farmer provides the raw material
and gets a raw deal in return.
Play, "Trouble at Salteiiee'a."
Talk, "I'ho.isliiR a Vocation."
MIhs Avis I.obdell.
Saturday, April 1t
10 to t'.'::U). Vocational talks on:
Teaeliln.tr, MIhk Thora Smith.
Physical Kducatlou. MIhh Ollle Slot
tcliberK. Library, Miss Woolsey.
Medli'lno. Public Health and Nurs
ing. Dr. Warner of Portland.
HtlHlncHS secivlar.VHhlp, Miss Holmes
Milesumnshlp and Millinery, Miss,
Nova Lounsliury. I
12:30, Luncheon with hnt.tem.e8.
3 to 3:30. Vim t Inn U1U on:
Home Koonomlcs, Mrs. Jesslo'.Mc-
Comb of O. A. C.
Journalism. Mr. Robert Itiihl.
Religious Work. Miss Janet Smith,
Music, Miss Frances Sherwood,
Social Service. Mis Sallln llait.
3:30 to i. Vocational Round Table.
Discussions.
4 to 5. Recreation.
t:30. Camp banquet, M. K. cfrW'li.
Stunt program, "A tay at Camp."
Talk tm Russia by Dr Warner or
Portland.
Sunday. April 2
9:Ij to 12. Sunday rlum and!
church.
3:00. Cltuilug vesper service, Presby
terian church. Speaker. Dr W arner
of Portland.
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
NEW YORK World's swimming
1 How are all parts of llu is'dy
i kept ut about the same temperature?
-Have we an ambassador to Mex-
records for 4H) and 500 and 600 yards ;it.u
were broken by the Illinois Athletic; 3t!, tIll. Wool worth hulldln In
club team events at the New York N,,w yrk higher than Klfel tower lu
athletic club aipieutic area. , I Paris I
HOSTON Joe Steelier defeated' 4is ln0 W,n. the Philippine
Youslff Mahomout. Halkan wrestler. In Islands called domestic or foreign
straight falls. I iri !
HOT SPRINGS Tommy Freeman I rn tvV ..1,1 tit llt.t i,tfit,,lit fill ill ,if
of this city lost a referee's decision in j ivrtin?
a ten round bout with Jimmy Diiuu, f,u U!an,l of Port,. ltu-u n uro-
Salt Lake. The men are lixutwciKhts. j tectornte of the t'nit. d States or a
vji. i,ui u r.u iciimihivi l in, f J'QViAeSMOn?
world's heavyweight wrestling cham
pion, defeated Jimmy Londos In
straight falls.
LITTLK ROCK Charles 'llentrop.
middleweight wrestling title holder,
won In straight falls fnim Pete James
of Chicago. ' ,
"When a man thinks he is sighing for the good old days he is merely
sighing for his vanished vouth.
COMMUNICATIONS
7 What poem contains the lines.
"Iiarkwurd. turn backward, oh Time
In your flight"?
(i What language Is spoken In
Haiti?
Where is the Guir of Cubes?
10 What Kreat seaport is toiated
. .jon tbo Metvey river? ,
j Antwers to Yesterday's Questions
1 Who was president after John Q.
.Adams? Ans. Andrew Juckson.
2 When was Cannon ieaker of
the house? Ans. From W.l to IS! I.
Is
To the editor: Wlileli Is thn nlrler.
the Union or the states? Wer the - nai is rrenuiKe oi oironot
Lots of men think they are standing up for their rights when they
are merely lying down on the job.
"The movement of the spheres occasions our happiness." 'Well,
the sphere that moves rapidly in a horizontal line after colliding with
a bat brings us keen delight.
An optimist is one who expects to do something tomorrow; a pess
imist is one who was clone yesterday.
"Women can blame Kvc for most of their faults, but -live never
borrowed a neighbor's vacuum cleaner. .
The statement that business is Hearing the corner is encouraging,
if some inspired compositor doesn't set it "coroner."
states, states or colonics at the lime
the Constitution went luto effect or
were they called states afterward.
Thanking you I remain, yours truly.
ALICE GRAY.
R. K. U. 1. Gold Hill.
The states were states at the time
the constitution went Into etfeet, the
confederation preceding the constitu
tion, being a confederation not of col
onies but of states. The question.
however, was for many years au Im
portant one Involving aa It did the
entire question of slate rights. Seces
sionists maintained the states were
older than the union, and reserved
the right of secession, the federal gov
eminent being merely an agent of the
states. This contention was settled
against the advocates of slates rights
by the Civil war.
11 X- . . - , ' . ., ' i
iieii .aiura iorgcis ana leaves out me lining of a skim, she usu
ally inakes'up for it by providing an unusually efficient tongue.
Kernel C Yens Teugwald Is the
bouncing father of a proud baby girl.
THE SMITHS COAGULATE
(Salem Capital Journal) '
Mr. Ace, Elmer, Arnold, Harvey
and Clifford Smith spent Sunday
with their brother in Corvallis.
Horticulturists are putting on knee
pants to fight the wooly aphis and
klufolks.
For the first time since the Armis
tice a lady shot ut a rich man and
missed him. It happened iu Syracuse,
N. Y. She couldn't have loved him
iniu.li.
Harry Leon Wilson, the noted
author, had a flatfight yesterday and
was put out. This sad ending never
happens to Hurry in the Sat. Eve.
Post.
A WYOMING UPRISING
(Cody, Wyo., Enterprise)
Waiter Hall of Powell, who was
adjudged insane in Cody this win
ter, has escaped from the asylum
at Evanston and is en route for
Powell and Cody to square ac
counts with persons whom he feels
have aomething coming to them
from hinu .
Crime is becoming more democratic, anvway. There are fewer
automobile bandits and more plain stick-up men in the headlines.
Ths move to educate lawyers is all right, but let us cling to the
democratic theory that any fool is good enough for a juryman.
If one is homely and good and the other a beauty addicted to
rouge and nicotine, the average man will choose the lass of two evils
RipplingRhijmGS
Walt Mafon
v m m (7
glu? Ans. 6l.fi per rent.
i What part of our country Is th
"mother of storms"? Ans. Alaska.
G What waters of North and South
America are ulso the source of storms?
Ans. The Carrlbean sea.
6 Which Is the larger country. Grr
many or Argentina? Ans. Argentina
7 Do stars shine In the daytime?
Ans. They do. We cannot a"e them
becuuse the sun Is so much brighter.
8 How long does it take a stortn to
travel Irotu Alaska to the Atlantic
coast? Ans. About ono week.
9 What causes the decomiHisltlon
of fruit? Ans. Attacks of Insects.
10 Are male or female birds tinin
brightly tolored? ' Ans. Mule birds.
9
Indiana Woman is
Killed by Koreans
THE J)AY OF DOLE
The 5 work day week, of Henry Ford
lias nothing on the local no work
week.
The Main Stem crossing is losing its
popularity as a Suicide Center.
SOME day you'll feel too tough to work you'll feel you cannot
Ktand the strain, and thoughts of honest toil will irk, arid
fill you with a pea-green pain. Some day you'll fifid you've lost
your pep, you'll feel red rust in every bone, and every time you
take a step your weariness, will make you groan. For wintry age
conn's on apace, your golden years have heard their knell, the
whiskers whiten on your face, and you wear teeth of tortoiscslic.il.
And when araives that day of fate if you were wise in seasons
gone, you seat yourself in pomp and state, and let the good old
world wag on. You sawed your cordwood, rich and rank; when
you were in your manhood's prime, and now, in yonder savings
bank, you have the kopeck and the dime. You have the where
withal to buy the simple things a gaffer needs, some stogies and
a kieklcss pic, a corkscrew and a string of beads. A goodly com
petence is fine, when you are old and tred and gray, and you can
sit beneath your vine, and watcli-the long hours slide away. And
as you watch you'll see old lads, all broken down, their withers
wrung, who blew the dollars of their dads, and wouldn't save,
when they were young.
WASHINGTON, March' 30. In
quiry was made of the state -department
today by Representative Sand
eis of Indiana as to details of the
killing yesterday in Shanghai of Mis.
w. J. Bnyder, wire of a Brazil. Ind.,
coal mining company official by Ko
reans, who attempted to assassinate
General Gilchl Tanaka, former Jap
anese minister of war.
The department Informed the In
diana representative it had not more
information than that appearing In
press dispatches.
"GILL STONE PAINS
RELIEVED
INTERNAL BATHS'
. Mrs. Kli Malthfw of Ctsrlnda.
town, writes i the Tyrrrll Uyfipiiiu.
I don t w how I evr got along
without the '3. It. L. CsHeade.' I
was bothered with (isll-atones. Hinre
I have ud it I have never Mt a
f-ign of them, and no sfek headaches,
f or three years l had Grippe sad
X'neiiiiiiiiiia. Last winter I did not
even have a eol.l. I , (; yearn old.
JJl , "iy owu "rKf washing and
The "J. II. h. Cascade" cleanses
the lower Intestine iu entire lenKtli
and keeps it ulwoys free of poisonous
WBhte.
Thousand testify tlnt Constipation,
Indigestion. Htiinm, , Trouble. Ilil
loiisiiesx, Heiiiliiclie niul all the nianr
serious Irniihles which thev cause are
absolutely relieved ,,ml prevented by
this Nature Treatment,
West Hide I'liiirniHcy
will Kindly explain to you the simple
operation of the "J, B. L. Cascade,
. why it is so certain Ih its results, and
will give you free of cost, an interest
ing little book containing the results
of jthe. experiences of llr, Chai. A.
Tyrrell of New York, who was a ape
eialist on Intestinal Complaints for
5 years in that city. Why not cut
this out as a reminder to get this
book as soon ss possible. Kemeniber,
please, it U free,
DID PAIN DISTURB
YOUR SLEEP?
Tin? pain and torture of rheu
matism can be rjuitkly relieved
by an application of Sloan's
Liniment. It brings warmth, ease and
comfort and lets you sleep soundly.
Always have a bottle handy and
apply when you feel the first twinge.
11 ptnelratet viunoui ruomtif.
It's splendid to take the tnnn out of
tired, achinz muscles, sprains end
trains, stiff joints, and lame backs.
tor fortv yert pain s enemy. Ask
your ncighfxjr.
At all druggists 35c, 70c, $1.40.
jLxjitj.j.ai.xi.ivi
ANNOUNCEMENTS
8TATE REPRESENTATIVE
I hereby announco my candidacy for
the republican nomination for repre
sentative in the state legislature at thu
May primary.
Adv. JOHN II. CARKIN.
I announce myself us a candidate
for Representative In the Legislature,
on the Republican ticket, subject to
the primaries In May.
Adv. RALPH COWCILL.
What We Believe
We iM'lleie In (oil, the I'allier Almighty, Cecil (or uf heaven ami
enrthi and Iu Jesus hrifl, Ills Only Son, our lan-d; who was con
ceived by the Holy tihosl, boi ti or tin' Virgin Mary, siilfcred under
roillius I'lliile, hhs ei mil led, died Hint tins hurled, lie descended
Into hell! the third day he arooo nuiilil from Um dead: He amended
Into heaven, sit I el h tit the lllit hand of Cod the lather Almlglil) !
riom theme ho shall come to Judge the llln nod the iloud, N o
Ivcllcvo In (he Hidy t.lit, the Holy Catholic Chinch, the Communion
or (ho ha Ints, the foealvenrss of sins, Uie rexm M ellon ut the body
and (ho life rvcrliiHliiw. Amen. '
These udvcrtlaeiiicnlM Inserted dally and paid for by lit unlive
Me.llol.l Cutholle iHCdiions llieu who licllce In I heir religion.
COUNTY COMMISSIONER
Thos. II. Simpson, of Ashland
authorizes his announcement aa a Can
dldate for the nomination for the office
of County Commissioner of Jackson
County, subject to the decision of the
Republican voters of said county at
the l'rluiary Election, May lDth, Vfii,
Adv.
I am a candidate for the nomination
for County Commissioner of Jackson
omily, on the Republican ticket, sub
ject to the decision of the voters at
tlio primary to be held May 1th, 11122.
Adv. (ilXHtOK ALKORD, I'hoenix.
Cherro Hard Wheat
i Flour
Guaranteed
At "Sour Grovere
ALBERS
DAIRY FEE
COSTS NO MORE THAN MILLRUN
HAS SUPERIOR FEEDING VALUE
NOTICE THE ANALYSIS IN COMPARISON.
ACTUAL CHEMICAL ANALY8IS SHOWS:
Protein.
Albers Dairy Feed 13.9 ;
Mill Run 12 :.
; Fat. Fibre
4.5-; ic;
2 S 15',
I'ndein ii the essential factor in ileteiiiiiniiik' value of
feeiliiiji atuffH. Protein makes milk. Keekoit fat an nin-ruy
valiieH. Filire is waste, Therefore. Iniy tt i-tti ainl fat Tin
aliovc table shown that Alliers Dairy I'eeil ivi-H greater
feeilinj; value,
A inoilcriite it iiii n ut of fihre in necessary l yive hulk r
keep tlie inenls, apart.
Alhers Pairy Feeil is, palalahle Lcciiusr it contains
.Mil.'isses, with Mill I. tin. at Py I'loiluet niul t 'neouiiut
Meal. The mixture in A I hers Pniry Feet I supplies the vh
ricty iieeileil hy the dairy cuw.
Try a Sach of Dairy Feed Today
WE DELIVER FREE OF CHARGE
GET OUR CHICK FOOD PRICE
t . i . .
Monarch Seed & Feed Co.
Phone 2C0 t , I ill . Main
THE UNIVERSAL CAD
THE FORD SEDAN
-aafeTfj-lTfll
Nprlnu Outlier Is lien-! Start the outing Mn
on ilulit In Koril Keiliui An lileiit fnniliy cur,
1'iMHiiy enoiiuli for any outing. I'.nlliely em Iiim'iI,
warm ami ro.y on cimiI evenings, 0ten mill cool In'
warm siiiimiee went her. It Is eiif)' lo oHrnte,
sturdy, duiublu and economical.
If you are Intei-esrel Phono 111 Our demon
atrator Ih nt your M-rvlre. One ride will convince
you of flu- hiiH'iior iiiiilltles of the Kuril Meihin.
C. E. GATES AUTO CO.
Cor. Btxth and raclfle nighway
CHANGE IN SCHEDULE
KITKCTIVK FKII. 1,
MEDFORD-ROSEBURG STAGES
Dally ISxccpt Hunday
LV. MKDFOItl) 10 A. M. LV. ItOHKHUKO 1.00 I'. M.
GKA.VTH I'AHS-MKDKOKI) STAG ICS
Dally and Sunday
Jjfjnvo Medford Lnava fJianta I'iim
10.00 A. M. 10.00 A. M.
1.00 I'. M. 1.00 I M.
4.U0 I'. M. 4.45 1 M.
Fnroai Medford-Granta Vaaa, 91.1S Grant raHM-Itniebnril, :l.00
Mcdford-Itoaeburg 91.15. . ..
WITH MEDFORD TRADE IS MEDFORD MADE. .