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MlCUL'OUl) MAIL TUUJUNK. MKDKOlil). OliKtiON. SATHKMhW. MAItVII
is. ue.
IIepford Mail tribune
AN ltK.'KNiKNT NKWHI'APKH
PUULIHllKU KVKUV AKTICUNlXiN
. :xix:it h:niat v tun
i HiivVOllli I'UINTINO CO.
The MrOforJ RunOay Pun la furnished
enbeerlbera rteelrlng a aeven day daily
newapafwr.
Office Mull Tribune Building, II-J7-2
North Kir Krwl, rhone t.
A COttKOll.ttitlnn of the nmooratlf
Tltrtoa, tlx Me.lford Mall. the Med'ord
Trllmtin, iho Hiiuthera oreaunlna Th
dhlHtiU Trlhunn,
. KOI1KKT W. Rl'MU Editor.
' ftUMl'TBK 8. 8SIIT11. Melieitet
bvbsuiitxoh tiikii
RT ' MAIL In Advanct:
tlt)v, with Sunday Sun, jrr..... 7.0
tally, Sunday Pan, month "i
Datlv, without Sunday Sun, ywnr... .5fl
iMMl'v. without Sunilay fiun, month
Weekly Mall Trlhun. on year. i.o
Sunday Pun, one yr , 1.0
BY CAItRIKK In M.-dfor.l, Ashland.
Jackamivllla, Central Point, 1'hoenix,
Talnt:
Hilly, with Sunday (un, month 7
tallv, without Sunday Sfln, month 5
fwll'y, without Sunday Sun, yvar. 7.60
(ally, with Sunday Sun. one y-r S.iO
All twnta ty carrier, caah In edvanve.
00IN0 TO EXTREMES.
U is inevitable in ft
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
AMERICANS always no to extremes,
tion or individual of hiah vitality. .
T...I u A nvtKMn... in iiiflutin.T t,,vt. nisinildA t.t !.' I What 0 lUUtiy llivI.IIH tlll Inven
. ,.'. mi i . n i ; tl-n of ths ttcwtaKr mitohttir?
a.. ...... .... !. .i.,ri..- . ... l. Ti. i.Ut. ....I.....,.. ..i t.11 i,,l-1
to " Hiuv.atmK i.tii.t. ...v ,.... ... "i ,...-. wbt ,hrtr wa.tir hl.l.b-M III'
:ie. officials is n ease hi point.
Everyone wants efficiency in public office. The try for Iho same
efficiency in public business that is common in private buHuicKa, luts
been sou nil oil for many years, anil will continue to ho souinlel.
Ami yet, further reduction, in salaries for public service, will reu
er the pVolilcni tf mi-reasini; efficiency, in public officii that much
More tlifficult.
U tindnnMorily otio of the innnt uppcl.
litK entries ever Hcreeneil, It 1m rteh la
.color and litmuin intermit, mitt Mary
fiekt.iii.il, wui kiluy iho t'liurnetcr of
Ijl.ltdo Iai-1 Kimiult'iM.v, U ull Imy, tin
.i l'lt Ihn curls, III Biioilt'HH eiillar mid
lintulsttine velvet Bulu,
OTflclat panor of the City of Madford.
Official papxr of Jackson County.
warn dally a-rn trcnlatlon for
au month ending Oct.. t921. 3S!S
Bnterd areono rtaaa matter at
Udford, Oregon, under the act of Maroh
I. 17.
MEitUKUS OP THK ASSOCIATED
f'MFSS. '
The AMocltd Tra la errluslwly
ntHled 10 the uat tor renuolimtton of
J I nows dlannioln-a credited to 1U or
not otherwise credited In thin paper, and
10 the tneat ff puMiaiied herein.
All rlithta of republication of apoclal
dlepatrbea herein are aiao reserveu.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Parry.
the etmuer oik ut llnt ti'onl. Conn.
3 Ol h:.l Is lloiiiihilii i he ciitilitil?
4 Wh.tt l aicont ly the lAprcsslon
"a nllte tlus twittili't?"
& Whore lie 1'hqhu.i river?
6 llnw iti.my rttllili-en hint Kin;"
O.hiikc of KnttlahilT
T Uf vli:it c.umtiies Is the wolf ft
native?
How fan we exiteet to eel eoninoteiit men in tmblie life, when we S-l.-i Oun a a stviivtrl or an Inlatnl
pay htitlitiii' for their services, and give them nothing but nhusc aiul
triticism for their efforts. Vnless there is a change in the puhlio. atti
tude, the time is imt far distant, when no sclf-rcspeet in;: man will
consider entering public life, on any consideration.-
Moreover, putting cheap men in public office is the poorest sort of
economy A capable man, nt a gHl salary, will save ten times his
salary the first month. The increase in taxes is not due so much to
the nraonnt of money sprtit, as the amount of money wasted.
The sensible thing to do toward retrenchment is not to cut salaries
of public' officials, but eliminate about half of the needless depart
ments and eliminate al out 23 per cent of the needless officials, then
concentrate upon few cajuible officials, pay thorn what they arc
worth and back thomup regardless of polities, partisan or personal.
Quill Points
Some men like closet! ars; and some chew tobacco.
If Fattvo ArbaeUe ia acimlUftl. the
only profitable field left open to him
will be bootlepRinB or evanfielistle
work. t
Ono of those day there Iks it
larga Celt pillion assembled at the Main
Stem crwslng to solemnly view the
remains of th vietlras anJ nto.
Viscount IjLscr-Ues lias the inUI(?e
tkm. His hritlo was Princess Mary,
nntl aspersions are beiiMe cast upon
the royal biscuits.
Majority:. The greater unmber. Antonym: ltorah.
ciiy
9 When tn the summer seas m la
the avNttliern htinisiilierT
10 lo whom Js the nnute "Jat'k
Tar'' uuplle.l?
A newer ta Yesterday's Queition
lHov is tiMttKtir iintnounced? Ans.
Hanyar.
2 What Is the aicon.l larsest conti
nent? Aus. Africa.
3 What Is the atanttanl rlllc of tier
miuij ? Ana. The Manser.
-I What la the technical name of
tho Mloa atiil wires of the wirales
telegraph whieu are oreeleil to rateh
tho snnnJ waves? Ans. Aerials.
8 tn unt city does the new worM
court meet Ans. The llaaue,
6 lu what i-ily Is (!.lten t.ate tavk?
Ans. San Francisco.
7 What country imwluti's moat "t
the worltl'a supply of asbestos? Ana.
Canada.
S-What orsan of the human hotly Is
elastic anil contains a mull it title o.'
cells? Ans. The Itmss.
JO Can a wotaan serve as fore Inn
ambassador? Ans. Yes.
A French chef has come to the defense of pretzels. The war is over.
The reason nftn brag about the bee's industry is because men get
the honey. ' ,
Those whom patriotism sent flying to the ship yards have not yet
demanded a bonus.
At that, taxation without representation wasn't much worse than
taxation without limitation.
' Woodrow Wilson is regaining his old. to let the bonus go to get the beer.
t ine hH ai vuwr. or uus tuci
nation rejoices, but It Is no cuse to
make his blundering oo-in4aw, W. G.
McAdoo. rollet. by a rising vote
Instead of an election.
Those who urge a tax on heer to pet the bonus would be content
Tho backward spring haa kept many
And if w? knew the private lives of those who knock the movies,
perhaps wc wouldn't approve of them, either.
Ii-he old rlavs. '"nol'ite" neotile were comnarativclv few.
, . . .1,1.1 - - --.-. .
pumia in seao-.i wa-j i-si jri ; i.. ...-. r- t,.. :
., .ll 1U annuul i VIK ClU u UU HII JI Hill M t"t IIUIV.
LI.UQ .VIC W, OW ' ww I
transcontinental gait.
Ullt
Thn" offieinl emblem of the Vallo
haa been announced as a Ford', with '.'t',n
fishing pole sticking out behind.
A Kausas nia bitten by n dog took one of its pups as compensa-
Well, the heir of the tlog will cure the-bite.
"THAT DAMN BONUS BILL"
(Portland Telegram) ,;
'S'EW VORIC Mar. 16. Otto It.
Kahn, the liahker, in a speech be
fore the Advertising club, recom
mended -that -Che i'nited States
cancel the allied debt of $11,000,
00,(kmI r-rotlded the various- Euro
pean nations agreed to cancel
debts between themselves. He
contended, that the allied debt can- -sot
te collected and asserted that
If It could, its collection would
greatly damage the Tnited States.
In the spring the average man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of
loafing. - -
Economy : Government expenditure described by 'those in
power. Extravagance: The same described by those not in iower.
You can judge good breeding by the length of the fingers, per
haps; but the length of the tongue is even more conclusive.
Long engagements at least give a fellow a chance to finish paying
for the ring heforo making first payment on the furniture.
ANNOUNCEMENT
TUe .time is fast approaching for the
voters of the state to apeak at the
polls, and being a chronic addict to
running for office under the primary
system, I hereby announce myself as
a candidate for ex-offlcio Savior of the
commonwealth, on the following plat
form: ; " " ' '
Operation of the machinery of gov
ernment on wind. .
Centralizing of the community gos
siping. '
$10 per bu. for the farmer's wheat,
and a maximum wage "or a dime per
diem for hired men.
Reduction of the high cost of Bpring
bats for women.
Eradication of horse sense In public
office when a fool notiou will sound
bettor.
Thorough purification of thy next
door neighbor, and banishment of sin
from the human heart by a law to be
passed by the legislature, K I am
elected.
Introduction of the coyote hide as a
medium of exchange instead of the
present cumbersome iron dollar.
Swift prosecution of all trains, phone
poles, curbs, and hydrants that run
Into " autoists. I also favor a .second
chance, when humans are not killed
the .first time. ,. , ,
Free tires for motor vehicles. '
Rain whoa it is needed, not when it
feels like It, as under gang rule. '
Passage of laws aettuig forth what
church a man shall belong to.
I will name a commission of worship
to regulate the soul. Higots who think
they can defy this law will not be
tolerated.
I also promise that all my appointees
will be more incompetent than myself.
Organization of agitating clubs in all
cities,-. towns and tho country.
warmer water in all livers and
creeks' for fishermen with rheumatic
tendencies. -! : , . .
Derlvo revenue from all public build
ings by renting them as pantoriums
21 hour per day pestering of rail
roads and other corporations.
Conservation of the virgin forests
and mitre protection to bob-tailed blue-
Jays.' . .
Hauling valiantly for the right,
I am, '"' '
J. Helluva Follow.
. "The immigrant soon catches the American spirit ami clean np.
Ami the celebrity soon catches-thc American spirit and cleans up.
There's one thing about wireless typewriters. If they don't make
good, a man wonH be tempted to keep 'em on account of their looloi.
i
COU'MP.fS. X. M. Johnny Stop
per, Dt-nvrr ulven referee's decision
over Hilly liulfo In ten rounds.
RipplinRliijcQS
S3
k . a fc I v '- 1
F " " "JMBSsswii5sMssissMsMsWsmd
IVt you live In tht uiist and think
the tvi'st went of I'uiuilo or at most
wot or the Mississippi the "Jump
tnKsiff pl:ieo nt eiettliim"
tr ilo yuii live In the west and won
der luiw any ono inaAaMvs to evlat esst
of. the Uoekies, let alone to enjoy
health, prosperity and tnirult of hat-
plni-Hs?
You'll find the most iloliKhtltil. runt
ol, quaiut and humorous ai-jriunenU
ever hetuil or read on tho lelatlve mer.
Its of esst nnd west In "Th" Kismtlers"
wliti-h omes t.i the lllaltu thoiitie to
morrow. " t nele lvtr Hlnes," the old
westniii pioneer uf tUo story, and his
grandson, "I. IVrclul lilues," who In
Intent en availing tho lilnes millions,
wniro a dispute that Is one of tho tlnest
eometly arntles of a eomeily-ilrainii
t-lassie.
"I'nelo l'eter llinea" Is pluyed by
Joseph J. IMwIing. Mies Woleh plays
1'erelvitl," tithtrs In the east are lloli.
cct Mt Kim, t'lnlio Atlains. Hetty I'rlec,
Ai-lo ranimuon, Virginia Harris,
Hurry Holland, Otio l.edeier and Toni
liicketls.
Cut This Out It la Worth Money
Cut out this slip. eneloNo with rc ami
mail It to KVdey ; to.. 88ii3 RheffUdd
Ave., chieao, HI., writing your name
aud address clearly. Ton will Neevo
In return a trial package oonUiiilnit
Foley' Houcy ami Tar 'oniound for
couyha, colda and croup; Foley Kldnay
Pills for piiinsn sides and back; rheu
nuitism, backache, kidney and Madder
alilmcnta: nnd Foley Cat hart lo Tab
!, a wholesome and thoroughly
eieaaslmt rntlmrtlo fur const Itintkifl.
ItlliousBoss. headai hen. anu ahigxtsh
bowels. tkUl everywhere.
Sky It laughter Limit
The l"ae theatre wIn1iis Jo Issue the
warning to Us patrons that th" sky. is
the absolute nnd punitive limit of the
luiu-hter that will-he permitted when
"Never Weaken" will be presented to
day, tomorrow and Monday-
Thu star is Harold Lloyd, the come
dian who has introduced t photoplay-
goers the new laugh that conies clean
and full from a lisppy heart and cur
ries no blush with it. Lloyd performs
some amaxlng stunts on the Iron skele
ton of a skyacraper in the process of
construction. Pretty Mildred lavls
leads loading tern in I no support.
Itudyard Kipllttg aud his famous
story, "Without llenerit of Clergy,"
have came to the screen with all beau
ty and atmosphere of the original, and
Is booked as foature nnmlter on tit
day's hill.
fcverybatly will want to seo them
selves and friends In the local movies
which were taken hy Loulne- lively on
tho Page stage recently.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
COUNTY COMMIftftlONFR
Tho. It. Slmnson. of Aihlnnd
ntborlres hla aanouncoment as a Can
didate rur the nomination tur thn office
of County Commlanionr of Jksn
County, subject to Iho dorlsloM of the
Keca'jllcan VOtr ut aaM erianlv al
th Primary ElscUon. May 10th. im
Adv.
."Little I-ord FatiutleToy," which
7ksui a very successful four days en
3ugfiuent at the Kialtn theatre tonight
gg3-!--" l-1 , 1 1 IJJ1 L.l.i
t am a candidate for the nomination
for County Oonimissioner of Jackson
county, on the He-ixiMkiMi th kat, auh.
)ct to tho decision of the voters st
tho primary to ha held Mav 19th. 1922.
OKOHC.K ALFORO. Pho.nlx.
Cherro Hard Wheat
Flour
Guaranteed
At "Sour Orovers
Day or Night
WEEKS-CONGER CO
Funeral Directors
FINANCIAL WIZARD.
FINANCIAL Wizards rise at times, and cry in aceents sweet,
"Oh, easy marks, bring uf your .dimes, and land in Velvet
street 1 We'll pay you ninety nine per cent on all the coin you
bring; with such returns, it's evident, you soon must dance and
"sing." The easy marks, in eager ranks, to Wizard calls respond',
and draw their money from the banks, and cash the U. S. bond;
oh, every kopeck they can scrape, they promptly, gladly ship; no
hoarded coins of theirs escape the "Wizard's master grip. "Oils
death," the prudent bankers say, "why ship the good long
green? ..Why send the shining scads away to guys you've sj'cver
seen?. We'll show you how you may invest in safety all your
own; why strip, w-o ask, your treasure chest, to back some fake
unknown ?" "You only pay some five per cent," the easy marks
reply ; "on sudden riches we arc bent, and that's the reason wKy."
' And then some day we read once more of how some Wizard failed,
his millions hlown, while roifnd his door the maddened victims
wailed. "At last," we siKh, "the easy marks have learned their
lesson dire; hereafter they will shun the sharks, as burned kids
shun the fire." But when tomorrow's wizard tells of fortunes
swiftly made, the easy marks, all wearing bells, will to his door
parade.
OET IT AT
PhoM 122-R DE VOE'S 436 W Mata
C. A. De Voe, Prop.
Groceries and Confectionery
ICE CREAM, CANDIES, SOFT DRINKS,
1 : CIOARS, TOBACCOS, MAGAZINES,
SCHOOL SUPPLIES AND STATIONERY,
NUTS, FRUITS, SHELLED WALNUTS,
MILK, CREAM, BUTTER AND BUTTERMILK,
BAKERY GOODS, HOT COFFEE AND LUNCHES,
TRU-BLTJ CRACKERS AND COOKIES '
We Sell Anita Stewart Coffee
YOU CAN GET T; AT DE VOE '3
Open Evenings and Sundays
WRITE
The Salem Nursery Company
428 Oregon Bldg., Salem, Oregon
.If Needing First Class Stock In
' Fruit and Ornamental Trees'
and Plants .
Patronize Home Industry
STOP
t ' I , 1 Wearing Run Over
IcmluT IweW that are leliluuiilal to lienllli, When y.ui twin have
a Muuraateed pair nf Nprlnit Step"
SUNDAY CHICKEN DINNER 50c
From 11 A. M. to 8 P. M. at
Talent Cafe and Bakery
Formerly Metlf ord llitkery Ilob Pulaski, Mr.
Try Our Cream Waffles and Coffee, 20c
We serve them all day
CHANGE IN SCHEDULE
, EFFECTIVE FEli. 1, 1022
MEDFORD ROSEBURG STAGES
DaDy Except Sunday
LV. MEDFOTU) 10 A. M. LV. jROSEIH Rfl 1.00 P. M.
., I. 1 (- !
r.lSS.MKl)KOItD
IMIIy and Sunday
Leave Grunts Pass-
Leave Miylford-
10.00 A. M.
1.00 P. M.
4.30 T. M.
10.00 A. M.
1.00 P. M.
4.45 T. M.
Parca: Medford-Crnnts Paaa, f t J5; Grants Pas4Usobarg. 3.00
Mcdford-Rosebnrg 94.19.
uwnm
, , , JlceU
m(:it lusl Mhlli you wait at ooi- tipo.liito shoe repair shop. Ilesl
your IhmIv wlillo we repair the nolo of your slioen ami.
LISTEN
For
one vM-k only, bcglunlitu. .March totll anil rloidnii Salurtlnv; Muis'li
'M, in a menus to niunlnl you wllh Mtr new Im-ulloii, we will at
Im li rubber Imh-U only, for XV ( I tegular price .Ilk), aud with rtrl-y
liulf Nolo Job, riillMr Ihh-U al 15.V. IteiiieittlN-r one wtck only,
Medford Shoe Hospital
M'W IXK'ATI
tWiicr Mvth S(rii-t nnd North (Vntrt'l '
3
Get More Work Out of Your
Tractor by Using a Tractor .
Disc Harrow
Keep your tractor as busy
eva xxiaibl st work that
pays. It turlere leas depre
ciation when ytu use it than
when you let it stand idle.
And it keeps on returning
profit on your investment.
Besides using it when you
plow, use it In disking before
and after you plow. Thut
makes a well-prepared seed
bed the kind that pays
most.
Come to our store and let
us show the John Deere
Pony Tractor Disc Harrow
a sure profit maker behind
any standard tractor.
This it an exceptionally
strong, light !raft, flextble
harrow. It has a separata
lever for angling each gang
so that all tendency of liar
row to crowd to one side
when working in hard and
soft ground, or on hillsides,
can be overcome.
Its third lever makes thor
ough pulverizing possible.
With it you can raise or
lower the inner ends of the
gsngt of the front section to
make alt .the dines penetrata
at equal depth the entire
width of the harrow.
There are other feature
on this harrow which wa
would like to show you, such
as double bar gang frames,
twice as strong as any auigle
bar gang frame, all steel
stub pole and adjustable
spring steel scrapers. Be
sure to aak us about these
features.
Hubbard Bros.
Cor. Main and Riverside Phone 231
1
Slip
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DROADWAY AT STARK
Portland, Ore. v
in Tin: vi'.itv .
III'AKT OF TUB CITY. ...
iiml nloriR ' : :
. - PORTLAND'S " . ,
"Great White Way" a
"Will Ho Your Heudquartern
At Thin I'oinilnr Hostelry.
Homelike Accomodations,
Comfortable, Spacious Lobby ,
And the Home of tho Famous. - .
Arthur H. Meyers Manager.
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