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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Parry.
WHO WROTE THE TREATY?
Prohibition enforcement officers
liave captured a still in tuo Cascades
80 miles front the nearest house, and
it as a wasbboiler affair, flooding the
land with 'liquor, at tho rate of a Rat
ion a day. 1 be same amount of enerpy
expended la trylmr to catch gents who
are, hauling; hootch from Canada and
Mextro by the truck load, might have
resulted In something worth while,
whloli would b? a fnl.
. coat of snow fell in the foothills
Thursday pro., and a vest of rain de
scended on the Door of the valley.
AH, THERE! SAM PLYMAUE!
(Siskiyou News)
Pen Richardson came la from
Junction City. Oregon. Thursday
and fa visiting old friends.
A convention of Umatilla wheat far
mer assembled Wednesday at Pendleton-and
argued that T5-cent wheat
would be up to war time prices, if the
appropriations for higher education in
Oregon, were reduced. If there U any
thing, a farmer, a a whole, hates
worse than Wall St. It is a college.
Isaiah- Mooro, who baa 12 wive that
the police know of. announces when he
Eeta out of jail, if fee-ever does bo will
become, an. evangelist. lie will Ue
quite an adjunct to the acrobatic., clap
trap division of spreading the gospel.
and.aa all hia matrimonial ventures
netted him a profit, he ought to be able
to throw a mean collection plate.
One of the leading financiers of this
vicinity, is feeling poorly, every place
but ra the pocketbook. . ; - .
HOUSEWORK
(Etna Mills Newt)
.Vairs. Pan Evana has been quite
sick with the Cu, bnt is soroe bet
ter, Dan is in the tolls now.
SEXA.T0R ROBINSON says Hon. A. ('. lWdfour wrote it. Senator
llecd says Prince Tokugawa wrote it. Si'nator Wrttson sjivs the
Devil himself wrote it, while lUtrah says he doesn't know who wrote
it, but is eertain Secretary lfliylies didn't.
This reminds one of the dramatie eritie in Fanny's first play. If
a new play is by n well known author, it is u nxl play, if it i.s by nn
rnknown author it is a poor play. To ro by the merits of the play is
too much trouble.
Could anything show more clearly the utter futility of the fiht
on tUe Four-l'ower paet than this absurd emphasis upon the identity
of the porson who put the ptiet in its final forrnt
What earthly difference- does it rnak who wroto the treaty, as
long ns everyone-known what th treaty is, and every nation repre
sented, after studying it six weeks, sipueil it!
After all nature has endowed us with reasonable faculties of our
Twnv A business man iWsn't accept or reject n eontraet, because he
Ji.sUkes or likes tlic attorney wht) wrote it.- lle jtultros tho contract
on its merits, and nothing else.
Would Senator Robinson refuse to sign a lease for his apartment
Woanse h was doubtful nf the identity of the stenographer who
typed itt Woul dh change his opinion of Hamlet if he found that
Daeon wrote it, instead of Shakespeare ! Yho made tho senator's
swallow-tail coatf .VTaa hi nftme Finklestein or Oadapopoulus or
plain O'Rcillcyt ' "
If it's a pood coat Senator Robinson accepts it aud pays his bill,
if it isn't he rejects it and keeps his hand on his pocket book,
Why can't he show as much sense regarding the Four-rower
treaty There is no more reason for the acceptance of the treaty be
cause Hughes wrote it than for the rejection of the treaty because Mr.
Half our wrote it. Who wrote it has nothing at all to do with the case,
except as an excuse for talking a little longer and inflating the Con
gressional Record a little more with hot air.
And when one comes to think of it, perhaps that is the reason. .
Quill Points
SacM'tiotito, c.'iictirt hnd invN.-t.
; U U 7-rAtlunttr- fui itle Iladlo
Sun. '- S. K linutUH) and eroi"-
T to 7;U-Kulrirtont lutil, San rtui-cUi-o,
press and wenihori '
T: 15 to 7-.at Mo -h,Klantt. Oak.
land, spit'r anil fore-lmi,
T;30 lo S::io Colin ti. rtmuedy. l.o
Alro., roneeitN
S to 91'ieclnl m Shop, Urldlay. con
cert, .S;,10 tn 9 alrtnont hotel, 8. P., con
cert.
Tuesday
. 12:13 lo I Wuraer i I.iiuleu, San
r ranciHi-o, eouoert, . .
3:30 to 4:3u Atlantic
Sup. Co., si P., Ct-ftCiM-t
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
11 tow Is hjttnutr pr inilltieedT
5 What ii ih Heooiul.larKCHt conti
nent ?'
aWhat Is lite itaiidid rifle it 1 1 0 1
many i..Vb(vt l tlio te-linli'ul nuiuu for,
the iniIvh aud wlri'H of a wiivW'S tele
Arupli a hieh are reeled (ocntvli iunl
wave? .
6 In what city iloe the new world
aelflo KaUlrt.cowrt.mw,?
u In what city la tloUton Oate park?
4 to 6 StiK-ktoh Kc'jt1 Htatton
thn lrtivhli WliiliK-t 1V1 Cu. Silock
ton, presi, flnauoe, crops. i 8""ln hut ' tba al-
4:30 to 5:30-KalrtoofU hotel, gan I H ry called tho ' Uuvrr'
ttnei.MX coneerl. ; t ornan of thn bunion lauly Is
6:30 to .:30 lionrwht Klw. Co..' Uw,, nnJ u nllotl wl,h n mullltudo ot
Sacramento, pra and concert. air coll .
0:45 to 7-Atlantle racllic Hadio! fare-lso
Sup. Co.. . K ftnans an.l crops. ! amhiuwador?
; 7 to 7: 15 Knlrmnnt hotel, S. P., I Aniwart to Yeatarday't Questions
press and weather. j l What are aneatheileN? Ans.
7:U to 7:30 IM.1 Oaklatitl, Onk-ilruf.H which make one unconscious of
fi What are clocks on honlery? Ans,
lOliilirolileiy on tlu Hliles?
6-'!int peculiarity of wenvlnit fo
nierly iieunKNltnlAil rloclis? Ans. Slock
InitH wovea In two lin'i,
7 What kiinl oC Kt ulea did Aastip
write? ,M. Pllbles,
N-Wliut Is th llHlitnut siilmtanea
l.nown? Aim. Mydriincn p. a.
0 Can y enmiiet a creditor to ac
cept dluiou,aud iuurtrif lu payment
of a $in debt? Aas. Y,
Democratic Chairman
To Visit Coast Cities
i
HI'UlvANk!, Alar. 1j -HMldi'll Hull,
'hali'iiuiu of the tli'tnm null' niitlomil
eumnattei", w ill lie 1 1 (tliext of how
nt thn niinail .li'fli'rxon day iIIthhi'
lier Ai'l1 IS, It wns auiiouiio'tl li
ilny ' fnlttiwlrtK reealpt of hdW'ea l'.v
locftl doiuoernt thni Me. Itell waul
ho in Hiiiikiiiin nn Ihnl ilnV. tJiloi . hS
10-Ioe Calll'iiinla prod inn liloi'elw; 'Nit eoitNl fliieex urttnrdlnu to
orantfea than nrlda? Ann, ' Yes, 'ir-a iim.
a m . ' i i nfi i
of' i What ctMiiilry prtMliicea inont tf
i trie worut a aupeiy of lule.-ton?
hind, aports and foreiaa.
pain.
y:30 to S;l& Hotel Oakland, Oak-1 2 Which atato produced tho Rreat
landv concert. i - ieat amount of wheat in 1921? Ana,
S t Stockton rUc.ni station of ! Kansas.
Rnth, crushed to earth, will rise again.
Lots of people think of liberty as the spirits of 1776.
The Iride gets the showers; the groom only catches thunder.
One who entertains callers, while lieutenants do
Executive:
the work. .
T
"Twenty Freshmen Hav Never Kissed."
the fresh men lead the field.
That's odd. As a rule,
0n half of the world doesn't know how the other half manages to
boy gasoline. . ; - - -
Every evil contains the germ of its own destruction. Note the
'axe" in taxes.
And it occurs to us that there were fewer eternal triangles in the
old daj-g of the square dauee.
Lots of times, men think they hear .the call of duty when they only
hear money talkihg.
Environment is a wonderful thing. Think of how many parents
have been broadened by associating with their children.
Unfortunately, however, American business can't build a tariff
wall around fomgn markets in order to keep out cheap foreign
goods.
There are two kinds of men: Very busy men who will serve you
now, and men who have little to do and will attend to your case
next week.
.V 1 ANNOUNCEMENT
Having ,-raked: together - enough
money for the damnable and iniqui
tous filing fee required of all candi
dates: by our taxridden state, I have
decided to 6 thud tor offiee at the- pri
mary; This i my 17th. entrance into
a race for an office for which J have
not a single qualification, bnt "truth
crushed to earth will rise again." If I
am defeated, it will be through skull
duggery on the part of a mytbi-at gang
who, conspired against me, because
tbey know I will free the raassea fro
their bondage. ' '
If elected I will see to- it that the
home; Is protected, and will work to
save. the. boys aid girhv holding the
police responsible for what the parents
do not do.
Economical control of the air. except
for oratorical purposes, and cussing
something that don't amount to any
thing. ...
Employment of transient labor in
hoeing the gardens, so the natives may
keen up with their piscatorial pursuits.
I will ftlao raise municipal hell, and
put a 2 by 4 under It ,
To those who want a drink, I say
your, personal liberty is trampled, and
to the churches, I advocate hanging for
all who look like they wanted one.
Abolishment of all taxes, a la Russia.
Prbton terms for grocery props, who
tyrant-like' want pay for their goods.
I favor cutting out the, Rtreet lamps.
on moonlight nights. . This sort of.
reckless extravagance has been going!
on too long, and is a duplication eti
light servico., ! . -
r will use horses instead of autos la
the Are deportment. Hay costs' less'
than gasoline.
Vote for nio and Utopia on wheels.
I also favor pressing the pants of my
supporters free, from a fund collected
from .Tohn I. Jiockefollow.
Be not deceived by promises. -Your
auto tires w ill last for 20 years if I am
elected. ' I " . ......
'Vot ami-pray, for mo,,
1 ,' Your obedient servant," '' '
- Jobh Forever Running.
Radio Concert Schedule for Southern Ore.
The present radio, concert schedule
of northern California and southern
Oregon which holds until further no.
tlce, frUown: . - -
' ' Sunday ; - '
10 to 11 Fairmont hotel, San Fran
cisco, concert
11 to 12:l-Trlnlty Center, San
Francisco, interdenominational relig
ious broadest, sermon, "etc.
12:15 to. 1 Warner ft Linden, aa
FranciFjo, concert. -.
Z Cu 3 Stockton, record station of
the Portable Wireless- Telephone O.,
Stockton, concert
3 4 Atlantic Pac, Radio Sap. C-.
S. ., concert.
3 to 4 Precision Shop, Orldley, con-1
cert . ',.;. ( ;.
4 to 5 tolia. II. Kennedy, Los Alt 09,
eoacert. - . V ;,-' V-
5 to 6 Herrold Laboratories, San
40se, concert.
7 to 9 Presidio, S. P.; radio Instruc
tion and concert
Monday
, 3:30 to. 4:30 Atlantic? Fao. Radio
Sup. Co San Praocisco.
4 to 5 Stockton Record station of
Portable Wireless TL Co., Stockton.
Press, Finance. Crops.
; 4:30 to 6:30 Fairmont hotel, San
Francisco, concert. -
5:30 to :3o llobrecht Kleo. Co.
the Portable Wtrwlw Tel.
ton, enctrt.
8:15 to 9 Itaifio Shop,
concert.
Wadntaday
1:30 t 4:30 Atlantic Pacific Sun.
Co.. A P.. mncf rt. t
! 4 to 5 Stockton Record nt.-.tlon ot
the !rtab) WtreleKa Tel. Co.. Stock-'
ton, presa, finance and crks. !
4:30 b 5:30--rvlrmont hotel San'
Francisco, concert. I
5:30 to :30 llohrecht Ktec. Co..l
SiU'ramento, presi and tincert.
: 13 to 7 Atlantic .Paiiflo Radio
Sup. Co., S. P., finance an.l crops.
to 7:15 Fairmont hotel. S. P.,
proa and weather.
7:15 t" 7:30 I fat el Oakland, Oak
land, sports and foreign. i
30 10 8:15 Atlantic PiuMo Radio
Sup. Ct. S. P.. concert
S to. 9-Hobrecht Klec Co., Rnera-;
mciito, concert " '
8:13 lo 9 HorrriM luborotore's, San
concert.
Thursday
3:30 to 4:30 Atlantic racii'lc Radio
Sup. Co.. S. F., concert.
4 to 5 Stockton Record Station of
tho PorttbU Wlrelesa T-l. Co.. Stock
ton, presa, fiuanct and crops. .
4:30 to 5:30 Fairmont hotel, S. F..
concert.- i
C:30 to 6:30 Uobrecht EUc. Co..;
Sncraniento. press and concert
C:45 to. 7 Atlantic 1'cuUlo Radio
Stir. Co.. S. P., finance nod rropa. .
to 7:15 Fair:Hont ihotc!, S. F.i
pros and weather. i
7:15 to 7:30 Hotel-Oakland. Oak
land, sports, and foreign.
7:30- to 8:30 Fairmont hotul, S. P..
concert
8 to 9 Precision Shop, Gridley, con
cert.
R:30 to 9 Colin Tl. Kennedy, Los
Alloa, concert
Friday
12:15 to 1 Warner A Llndon, B. F..
concert j
3:30 to 4:30 Atlantifl Pacific Radio j
Sup. Co., a P.. cmcrk' j
4 ta 5 Stockton Record statin of I
the Portable Wire! Tel. Co., Stock-,
ton, paeaa. finance and crops.
4:31 to 0:30 Fairmont hotel. S. F,!
concert .
. ' 5:3d-to C:30 Hobrecnt Eloe. Co
Sacramento, presa and con cart.
C:15 to 7 AUaatio Pacifk) Radio,
Sup. Co., S. P.. finance and crops,
7 to 7:l&FJrmoot hotel. 8. F-j
DK-aa and weather. j
7:15 to 7:30 Hot Oailaivl. Oak-;
land, sports and foreign. I
7:30 to 8:15 Radio Shop, San Jose, j
concert
to 9 Stockton Record station ot
the Portable Wireless Tel. Co., Stock
ton, concert
8:15 to 9 Hotel Oakland, Oakland,
concert, . -
Saturday
3:30 to 4:30 Atlantic Pactfic Radio
Sup. Co., S. P., concert
4 U C Stockton Record station of
the Portalde Wireless Tet Co., Stock-
1 1 1
Co, stock-, 3 Which state led In corn produe
lion? Ana. Iowa.
Sa Jose, ' 4 How ninay widows of the soldiers
of the War of lsi2 are on tho pension
irolla? Ans. Uiat year there were
sixty four.
1L-Ul...i J- J J
S. S. Will RM Yom af Bnitt. PlatpUa,
gtaefcaaadt aud Hum .rapHaaa.
A otl U viiloano. your bland la
aa huok full af pol'u i thai Ihaaa
"bair out Into a bull. That'll ki
"balling uM nlll ' daatmy Uiam
aomplatatr by tbe I. . . wia
Of the moat bowarM bkuHl-rlaaliara
fcaawn to sclaiM'a. H , a bas awl
ia IHl aC Ulna, ids lwn mi
traaianta la ai'ttanwIfUad by auth-
uaraarai to ba puriy atabla
1llshl off. It rlvara tha aklti of plm
plaa, balls, bloUiha. bla.-l haaila a'tia,
-aMina, nan and otli skin arurtkiua.
an4 m It Iboraiighly. It rtrtvat vi
J the bba4 Imiiuiliiaa wfci a rauaa
hauinatlifu. nrnkra Ilia liluvd tl'h an1
yara builds up hl fkiali. It titles '
Ara . LU.ak-Ubl4U.. To?V'"l ?. 7Vx
arlUuf S. a. a. Is aaa al Iba graaUd 4rm atuia. In twa a'a. The la
bU-pri kaawa. Try ta gr glig li the mot cvnuudcai.
ii ji i ii .'...annum' u.i jia wmwil n
NEW .YORK Charley White. Chi
cago and Johuiiy Dondee of New York, j
veteran llatwelKhts. will meet In'
Madlauu Square Ciarden tonight. 1
in
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AGE OF AUTOS.
E HUILT olir towns in olden daywhen horses hauled our
surreys; we calmly jflgged along out ways, and had few ,
traffic worries. Oh, now and then a sporty gent would speed hi
sorrel trotter, and he was i the. hoosgow s;nt, and fed on bread
and water. But there w as room, for gig and art, the wide streets
safely held 'era; pedestrian were tora apar by wagons very sel
dom. x S c built our towns and had no. thought of surging horse
less, wagons,,. o . monstcc tins,, of metal' wrought," that go like'
flam'in!? dragons. AVe builC oar towniv'.and thought our steeds
would evermore, go cruising; we boasted of their trotting speeds,
which now seem most? aurusku. And. now our cities w survey,
all choked.with honking rmtors Uiere ianb path, no right of way,
for inoffensive voters. The crowding motors knock us flat when
in the streets we sally, it takes a circus acrobat to. cross a street
or alley. And every day the crush grows worse new cars come,
sleek and eUuggy; each hour soma fellow strips his purs to buy
a buzzing buggy. ' Oh, when we built our busy grads we had bo
dream prophetic; we thought the customs of our dads would last
ii' view pathetic! And .now wc wonder what we'll do; the out-,
loofc icauses sorrchv; fur where today one ear Vin view, there will
be two tomorrow. - . i.. 2: - - , '? .
ton, press, fiu,iac oad crops. j.
4:30 to 5:30 Painw,nt hotel, S. F., :
concert.
J:30 to C:30 Hobreebt Eioc. Co.,
Sacramento, press and concert. j
:45 to 7 Atlantic Pacific Radio!
Sup. Co., 8. P., finance tutd crops.
7 to 7:15 Fairmont hotel,' H. P.,
presa and weather.
7:15 to 7:30 Hotel Oakland, Oak-j
land, sports and foreign. '
. 7:30 to : 15 Warner & Linden, S.
F., concert I
8 to 9 Hobrecht Klec. Co., 8acra-i
men to. concert i
8:15 to 8 Atlantic Pacific Radio'
Sup. CovS. F, concert. i
TlUs program Is supplied by the '
Renard Electric Co., lot .V. Central i
avenue. '
v i .ji.a.'i. in i i ii in i, in ..j
ANKOUNCEMIKTS I
COUNTY" COMMISSIONER
Thog. H. ' Simpson, of ABhland,
authorize hi annonnceroent as a Can
didate for the nomination for the office
of County Commissioner- of Jackson
County, subject to the declalon of the
Republican Vetera of said connty at
the Primary faction, May 19th, 1932.
.. Adv.
I am a candidate for the nomination 1
for County Commission of Jackson!
eouaty, on the Republican ticker, sub-'
IJect to tho dechni'm of the voters at !
tne primJu-y to le held May 19th. 1923.
GKORCfB ALFORD, PUocbU.
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