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MMlKOIUJ PHINTINU CO.
THE GRANDFATHER A LA MODE.
IIIUSTOrilER SPENCER died Sunday on Uie eve of It
ninetieth birthday. On his Sth -birthday ho took nu airjdiUio
The Mrriford Rundny Hun In Mrnlnheil Jliffht, driving his OWU inilclllDO, Mid modi) twenty odd flllfhtH that
nubiHirltirra dvalrluc a auven, day 4all I " " , . "
'twmr , 'year.' t . , ,
office Man TrtbutirWuiuiim. Likt his famous namesake, l umtoplior whs nrvat little uis-
North l'lr nrwLrl'bonl. ;.. , . .. , t. . ': t u
roverer IlllliJMU.. HO uiufni uu- (nm-vr rv'iounj nue, vriuvii
A COnnnlld.itl'in 01 til l-tniocntuc' . . ... . . ......
Ttmr. th M.-.iora Man. th M.-aforoMrns an important taetor in trie vx-tory or trie t nion anny m the vivii
Tribune, tho H.)uthtun
Alilnd TrUnino.
HOOKkT V. RfMU Foltor- -BCMITKlt
flj SMITH. Manaavr.
war. lie taught Abraham Lincoln how to tdioot it and then iustruoted
the sharp shooters in Urant's army.
He also discovered the pump jjuu, an automatio thread 9poolh)(t
Oeviee which revolutionised the American thread industry, an auto-
(ScA 77Zcrl&$'f.
tTBSOKXFTXOX THMli. . .
BY MA1U-Jn Advance: . .
iwtit-i nti und sur..'nnwitKZ M m.atie screw machine, and the modern aystem of dro forinu.
ii.uv. wituuui tjiiiituir eun. i tr .... .
TrLlHt
liiiUy, villi Punrtay Sun, month..
iHvflj-, without tfiiiiday Nun. month ,5
Hully, wtthogt unly Sun. yir . j
lnIlj.-. vlih Suttfiav -Sun. nw rr 8
Ajl u-nna earner, push In ndvonc.
Official papr of the City of Mertford.
wfflrliU pn.;r of JaokHon County.
l iiy'i itiwut.bundy suit monih j Hut his pwatest discovery was the discovery thak the best way to
Bumijf Kui) u.-l' y'r"'.;!!' s.Xo keep young is to keep working. At three score ami ten he had more
jn'ciiunui cntii. l'oint, ini;' than euough money to retire on, but he kept at his di.sk and Inhratory,
During the world war he was active in the federal ordinance deport
ment, and just before his death was engaged in perfecting n new
airplane device.
Spencer not only lived to a ripe old age, but ho was ft useful
citizen and interesting companion, up to the very last. True he was
UcKsed with a wonderful body, but his greatest blessing vs a won
derful mind. He refused to quit, he refused to accept the years as a
barometer of his feel ns. He kept his youjh because he maintained
the interest of youth.
There is reason to believe Christopher Spencer was typical of his
age. He was the Twentieth Century grandfather. TSiere are many
ethers like him. Many grandmothers too. The lesson of his life is this:
Not only is a man never too old to lenru, he is never too old to be of
service, and the best way to escape the undertaker, is so to behave
that your actions don't invite him. .
Bwora dully vemir rlrculolton for
nix month F!dln Itl, 33.S
Knterofl immnil elniw mnttfr t
Mxdrord. On-ffon, und-r thf net of Alareh
t. ms. -
' J- MKMBEIW i.yy THK AS;CtATEL
..... ruths. . - , , ,
i nUlod to ttr for jvinlbllratjon of
!11 rv-ra dlJtrh cr(Vlit-d to tt, or
5 riot (Mlwrv tm rr.!Ul In lhl tmper. and
' b th looal nw puhliid h-r tn.
; At) rtuhiw of rx'VubliCiitk'J nf otal
Ye Smudge Pot
'"By Arthur Perry.
TWa b the birthday of Rea Fraaklic,
;and th banks ana barberahops for
j got to hav a holiday.
Considerable difficulty is bvipg ex
peHencevt to tame circles In aepiaS
the home tires turning.' ' " . 1
- Rain fell lsst 11I3M. and ia the task
of wittlii the Streets iraa ably "assist
4 b"lba eiiy sprinkler." Efficiency
pitta, "and irtta a capital K.
AT THI9 WRITING
.V, (Eugene Register)
? Clem Inkloy, who baa ben Btif
feiiag from a serere attack of the
grip,-is imported Wtter. 1
In the Btories the papers print cf
i bootlegging. In Its yariegated forms
there are too many good old European
-Bamea that an American would only
attempt to pronounce when drunk.
Quill Points
At any rate you can judge a man by the hours ho keeps.
A board of health is the kind that costs(you $12 a week without
room.
, In any armament race the nation ultimately to triumph would
be damnation.
tx: . . fru . i. i . . . i . .
: wnurco; weiuou u uiuu n&cs to acquut; a wue WUO can live lip
to his growing income.
There are two classes of men : Those who climb and those who
think the boss is an enemy.
The thing that worries the boss, however, is the number of unem
ployed still on the pay roll.
The women folks are. all excited
about what Princess Mary of England
la going to wear at her wedding, bat
science and the sterner sex is chiefly
concerned with the groom, one Yis
"count ; Lsscelles, and whether his
;Waw8ted monocle is going to stick in
" his blooming hi,' throughout the solemn
ceremony. " '- '
It probably wasu t diffunilt to love your neighbor as yourself
before the saxophone was invented.
If it is true that one is boru even minute, there will always be
sale for special delivery stamps. .
p,rnrT
is harJer lK.tt rich,.
A 4ood prenhet witi V,'vi
V . . . f f
" I told you ,o." ;;V:V.
V'
t takes mere ability to me.K ft (.'rcccdcnt
than, -to Todow one.
fjo ont i o itoelkf r riHt that h enm
ty ihe ctKcr -fellow Is nltoetkfr wriort..
omthovv or other!
I a
maaac to outlive
tkeir doctors.'
potk artd. blicf ar -as tiiftere.t o.s
. ,,,., scuipvor u,an jtor'.c.-cut.uer.
. 7 C
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0
HEZ HECK SAYS:
, cvsrs nd real estate
folks is "about equal
-r airi.'t so. " '
airtt 50.
m
7? : lill'lIlM rvl'WO'
1
1
t. aryrs. -i. '
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
Sport Flashes
Dentistry a Life and
Death Problem
I'h condition f 5i"r troth may tnnaii n lotift llfi tir an rally
Um(.
MmWtt , iW taKtry liolil lh Mghmt rank In ntcutntU
UMMllt'lllO, ,
TIk orjwt of a Rimtl ilcutlat moat b to prrvrtit tiuiilili and a(up
inwuth dlw.N
Safer to Provent Disease
It lutn lu-cn provi ti Hint It Is tHIr and ttirnt Ual iliMur U
lt ntoiihiiHM f ir IHn pivrvntlou tluui It Is li lllu lli wt nml mii
t;ln 1non on tlmt aciouut,
li U sufrr uml tMMtcr also to axtnpt weaxiires fur Uie pnfntU
of mouth OUeiiM-ft.
Dontbtry Insurance Against Disease
IImwm lurks uticro lvtd tooth aro fouud, aiul rleaulin Klinntd
m tatiKbt In tUv liuittr nn4 In tlio ikIhkiU, ami In all InduojrUI to
kUtulUiui. l.vt ry UH IW.IU-C uliuuld be takea agalnsl mvutb laftrrtknt.
Examination Free
FOR DENTAL DECAY
SEE JOHNSON TODAY
PAINLESS DENTISTS
Dr. O. J. Johnson, Dentist
Phone 0C9 ' . 228 Eoat MAin St., over M. M. Dept. Store
1 - . 1 ... n11'1,;1. j hi n i i
Tirca of Tested Merit
Service i the only Ut that re
veals th value of a tire. Our
tirca nrn the proiluct of sy.nr
spent in manufacturing hiipcrioitr
rubber cools. On the road they '
are know;i for Ilia strength of
their conatruclina and perfect
neiu of their makeup, liny them
and he satisfied-
Haywood Tire Surgeons
W. II. Ilurhwi ' ffj V. Orait
has
The auti-tobacco crusaders would be happy if they knew how a
good cigar tastes when a fellow has a bad cold.
; LOVING LADY WORTH 110,000
' : wsnta kind husband. Club, Box 55.
(Salem Statesman). Local eligible
Who djd hot throw their pens away JO
days ago, please write.
- Fresh snow fell oer hill and dale in
the last 24 hours, but was not as flip
aa that of last week. The decent
weather of last week has lost ' Its
modesty, and a number of people are
under It, with beary colds. A cold
does not weigh as much In this section
as In the middle west, aa hefting tests
hare prorea.'
' The Main Etem crossing is getting
to. be quite a spooning center for hind
end braltemen.
FINE PLACE FOR ONE
, $.'.(Ortgon City Enterprise)
Trade phonograph on Ford car.
Pody condition Immaterial, or will
aeil cheap. Write H. L. Graves,
West Linn.
I HAVE RETCR.VED FROM
HELL" ( Lecture topic, Del Norte
Triplicate). The hell you soy!
Who Is Henry Ford, asks a Portland
subscriber. " Ho la, the man who put
.the rago in garage. Sub. RWR. (Your
corr. does not think much of this one,
but the boss wrote it.)
When a sweet young thing marries a man old enough to be her
father, she is merely annexing a perennial Santa Claus.
The old form waV'I dub thee Sir Knight." A more appropriate
form for the present would be, "I knight thee Sir Dub." '
A fashion note speaks of platinum shoulder "strops.'
the dear creatures use it to strop their shoulder blades-
Doubtless
Germany is privileged to snicker a bit when sho hears nations
argue that battleships are wicked while subs are essential.
we never coma keep a .New lear resolution, anyway: and aa the
days pass wc feel a growing yearning to write another paragraph
aoout anaies.
1 How many church-
York City 7 . j
What aro the c?lors of the fire j
stripte of the Chlnefe national flag?
3 What country h tho home of the
Tii'uirruin
4 How old waj Mau l 8., when she I
made the worlds trotting recurdt
6 Mow many people emigrate from
this ouutry ta Canada each month?
At New Orleans Jobuny Wlliem.
.... ... j ...i... i i...
,w 1 middiewiMKUl cnampion, ui-im'-u u
i rational boxlug romtnlssion until Hp-
tembcr. when "found guilty" o(
"e.imtuot unbecoming a fishier" as a
(result of tout with llryou IKiwney.
I Ohio, Unt year.
At IWcn -Chnrliy White. CliicaRO.
! awarded Uetl'n ot Johnny Dundue
In t'ii round bout.
Al ("uluuibu-Btanblaus 7.bysko
-How nmny words In the EMI"' o:t''- C'MmTJ
7 What occupation do most Indians
follow?.
8 When U the longest day of 19:2?)
9 Why are leases made fur 99
years? -t-Yhat
aort of a jame Is lowball"?
Answerf to Yesterday's Question '
1 How long tild the Muse-Argonna
battle last? Ann. It Uotod 47 days.
2 What states touch the border ot)
Canada? Anx. 'The states of Wash
'conscious,
i At Halt LaHe George Pollh, Halt
Lake, wins ilectslon ovt Jimmy Itoa -h
San Francisco In six roimrl bUt.
At Philadelphia Harry Drown, Tbil-
odflplila. wins newspaper decision
over Jimmy Hanlon, Denver, lu eight
round bout.
At Little Rock Youn Americus.
Putte. wins two falls la wrestling
match with Fred Wolfgang. Kanos
City.
ingtoa, Irtaho. Montana, N.-rth Dakota. v. . .,. c, P,i
.,T ' . , Vn. v. At Newark Uilly Mmko. St. raul
Minnesota. Mich ;aa. New lork, or-i r, ,, ... ,. .
v 1 ti K.I. jt , , Riven declnlon ovrr Chorllo Uelnlcrl
DISCHARGE BURCH
JURY,'10 TO TWO
FOR CONVICTION
LOB ANGELES. Jan. 17. The date
oY a Bf-cond trial of Arthur C. Kurch,
indicted for the murder of J. IJelton
Kennedy, was set for March 7th to
day In the superior court, whnro yes-
Jtorday a jury f ton women and two
men reported a" dlsaflreement aqd
were discharged after a finrt trtul
iuHtlns eiht weeks.
According to members of the Jury
who frove interviews to newnpuper re
porters, their vote on tho final ballot
was ten to two for convicUon.
It was expected th scond trial
would be set to follow that of Mrs.
Madalynne Obenchain, Indicted with
Ilurch, which is set to begin Kebrunry
6. "I am going to kex-p after Ilurch
until I get him." declared Thomas Lee
Woolwlne, district attorney.
The deflation of Fatcoe Arbuckle's
pocketbook was abruptly halted Mon.
owing to the Illness of his chief attor
ney, when ho thoughtlessly tried to
answer one of bl3 own questions.
.,V ' A BUSTED O-STRINQ .
y (8andy News) '
Charley Suckow is having a hard
: 'time with his leg! and has to go to
'( Portland where he receives treat
' meat through the hospital associa
tion. At times the chords in
Suckow'e leg get so numb he has
no 'use of the limb.
' 'THE AUTOMOBILE. OTTTLOoK
FOR 1922" (Motor JIag.) The auto
mobile look out
year.
Is the same as Last
The Democratic party, or the re
mains thoreor, announces as one of Its
purposes In this year's hullabaloo over
nothing, , "the feeing of the country
from the domination of Wall Stroot."
It has been fix years since this thor-'
onghfare had old Tom Fuson and Port
'Neff flat on their Individual and collec
tive hnckR and now they have to go tu
the mnt with it again.
Street Cur Co. Itobhetl. :"'
DEM MOIXKS, Jan. 17 Three men
iit 5 aw m" today held up and robbed
the Din Moines City Hallway com
pany's pay car ut 24th and lngorsoll
atenup. They obtalneU approxl-
RipplinORhumfis
fir won riojon
RAVEN TEESSES.
act a i . mi j
IILVD all kinds of glossy ringlets, until five yearn ago; they
might have been admired by kinglets, so richly did they grow.;
Thiuk not in vain if one confesses to glories passed away! And
I was proud of those dark tresses without a thread of gray. Oh,
others bad patrician faces, and some had princely frames, and
.some had all the airs and graces that captivate the dames. But I
had hair so dark and' waving, had such a splendid stand, it used
to set the painters raying and bards declared it grand." ;Iliit" now
such hair no more I harbor, it shriveled and it shrunk, it wilted
when the village barber applied his, tonic punk. Un said to me,
"Your hair is falling, it's losing gloss 'ami shine; your scalp's
diseased and it is calling for my restorer fine. It's made of barks
and buds and. grasses, and glue and donkey's milk; when it js
used your ailment passes, and liair grows fine as nilk." When he
npplied the hair restorer the hair ull left my dome ; and on my
scalp the elm tree borer now digs its winter home. My sorrow is
'beyond abating, my "chwks are wet with tears, and like a rink
for roller fikating my old bald dome appears. I sit beneath my
vine and cedar, and cry, devoid of hope, "Beware tho nostrum,
gentle reader, beware the unknown dope!"
ruont, New Hampshire and Maine
3 What is the Levant? Ana. The
nanio applies to tho cutf-era Mediter
ranean and the cuaits of fiyrU, A,sla
MLuor and Ks7vt.
4 Whj wrote the famous opera
"Carmen"? Aa. Georges Bluet.
& How fat1 la Guam from the United
States? An . Guam Is 100 miles
from tho United States.
C Should a girl or young womun
stand up when an older person eaters
the room?. Auii. Jt is the courteous
thing to do.
7 How long will Uie avorarjo person
live without food? Ami. Unless sub
Jected to extremes In tompemture the
average person will live ton day with
out food and water.
8 How much wool does It take to
make a pair of blankets? Ans. About
six pounda.
S How long did the nlogc of Gibral
tar, which was started by Hpala in
1779, last? Ans. It lasted three years.
seven months and twelve days. The
siege was unsuccessful for Spain.
19 Haa Poland been recognized an
an Independent country? Ans. Po
land has been recognized as such by
all the great powers.
3 tort
by newspaper nin In 12 round taut.
Head Ached and Body Ached
There ar various symptoms of kid
ney trouble rheumatic pslns, back
ache, sore muscles, stiff Joints, and
"always tired" feellns Mm. Geo, Mor
gan. K. FairfWd, Vt. writes; "My
head ached and my whole body ached
so I could not r.lep. Foley Kidney
mis gave me relief." They heti! and
trcn3thrn weak, dinordercd kidneys
and bladder ar.d hlp them In their
work of filtering the blood and easting
out ot the system the Impurities that
'i cause pain and disease, j Prompt In
sction. Adv
OPEN FOR
BUSINESS
Aa KvIubIvo laities anil Uenta Tall
mine rtablihmriit at 419 Med ford
llulldlng with a compute I Uie of
woolen Hsht. medium and heavy
weights. Kvery otio all wool,
l r . ' ' ' - ;
Remember
That whoa we mako a jriiwnt for
you It Is made for you individually
every di Ulled operation from the
taking of your measure to cutting of
th goods to Jim very, last stitch of
the ftnuihuti 'garment Is 'done In our
own shop and tinder our own super-
ttislon 1 "
GUS
The Tailor
Room 419, Medfyrd Puildlng.
' . : r , . Uk a
mm I i iXat) m i lerf ' 1 1
Buckeye
i
TWIN BABIES ABANDONED
ARE FROZEN TO DEAy4
CHICAGO, Jan. 17. The bodies of
twin baby, boys, onu day old, wrapped
In a blanket were "found iu an alley
yesterday,, police belj'iye .tho, , wero
abandoned, yesterday: morning and
froze to iJtsata. Braid each body was
a bottle of milk. --
. Cliiraso'liread ltodticct.
CHICAGO, Jsm T7. 13i!id prieen
were redueed one cent here. t?d:iy,
Hubhi 11 j, 1'oolrt, sfcret.'iry til the city
, cuunni commmee on living costs an
; nouncod. Pound loaves will be d!d
' for ' nine r-nt and 21-ouin-e bread
will be sold' for ;l4 - cents. ChlcaRo
; eats 1,2j0,000 iuve of bread a day,
ii'-cordllifl: to 'Pooli'Pu'nd 'th' puMf
, will utve IH',500 'dully "
MDNEVSL USE SALTS
If jvm Baok U aching r Bl4dr
ootnsra, onax uu or water
' and latitat neat
WANTED
Icrtpiion of all fsrtn liimls
for sain lu Jdrkson tVuut)'. ,
dinx.'tory of farm lands for
In Oregon Is being comill'd as
reference book for peopl sis'U
lng farms or acreiir-m In Ore
gon. Send your ro-.npleie d
crlptlou to
OREGON FARM LAND
i . DIBECTOnfv . , - ,
41D Selling uilulng. 1'intlsnd,
' Oregon. ' ' ' '
Incubators
HATCH MORE AND
STRONGER CHICKS.
They Never Fail.
Investigate tho'
BUCKEYE
Before Buying
' i
WO O D !
All hind of k.nI m rtclil prli dry
mill hlixtis.
Orilm ITtimiilJy rilled
MEpFORD FUEL CO.
Wlien your kklnyi hurt anl ywirUftk
fsels sore, don't gt sosred an'l ;,rnei4
to load your stomach with a lot of drui
that excite the kidneys and irriuto iu
ttitire nriusry traet. lunfp your kidneys
lcn' liks you keep -tour irwr! jl;in,
by flushing them With a miM,' linnu'i-M
suits which remove tho lx-! v' urinous
waste and slimulste tlivm 'to H.-ir ut
tnal activity, Tim I'lRotiou cf tin kid
nnys is to alter tbc Moml. In IW Lours
tlniT strain from it 3''' gr-tin uf rsld
and wuts, so wo can readily uwiersliind
vital Importance ojt kco'hi( tba U4
niy siitiv?.
' Drink lot of wir TO't co't drink
too much; al.i yt-t from any pharmadiit
about fouc biinr.i t of Jd" baits j ttko
a tabieHpuotiful In. 4 glaaa of wstef
hnlore brnikfait f.uh mnrninaf for a few
days and )our kidneys will act line,
'litis famous , sail it tnaua from tin
cid of grapes and Jomnn Juioe, eoiiibtnedj
with Ilthia, md bos brieti ued for gKru-ra-tlnn
to cteun aud HlimliUte elofwl Iciit
nty; also to iieutralUd the aolds in
tirin so it no !"tifor U a sou roe of irrl'
bilioii, thus ending bladdvr wcakiieM. ' ;
Jsd riullfi u iucifn)nnive; cannot jn
lui-i;; makes a delightful . efferveacefit
ittiia-wawr orinic wnicn everyone tnouia
-"SI
CHA3. MILLER
Auto Itadlulor, Fender.
Kunnlng lUmnl nnl
ltoly Iti'pMlring. Hoi-
' ' ln-tn).
, OpnoHttn Depot
, Fhone Un-f
I Aitto I'loneer lhyiil.
I noc.il KHTKlt, N. v., ' Jfi) n, ' ' j 7;
lleorge Uiildwlii Helden, Inventor of
th'A fliHt Kviollnii propelled' Vehicle
and
Idle industry, died lit hl heme here I neys clean and active. Try
today. He was preddnt of tlie Sel- keep up the' water drinking, ami no
rlen fntrtr (YimmAP nf ihii die aii.i 1 .1ah. vnn . will urnitby what riaoaiiui nf
a ploneoi' in the present automo-1 take tow and then to keep their, kU
industry, died ut hla hmne nnre' nrys clean and active. Try this, also
Day or Night
WEEKS-CONGER CO
' Funeral Director!
DR. RICKERT
y-fcu..,.
W77li
Aatl ! hi stock
Monarch Seed Co.
"Ihe Fartners Herrlra SiftthiuMl
aiT V.. Main ' . Pt.one iiOO
Bath Room Fixture
t bUc discount, the fullowliig bsttls
room trimminin left Over frvsi
Clirintmas: : - n
1Mhlte Knamel Medicine ObUiet
Willi glass shelves and brtelrd mir
ror. "
2 IW-antJful boveled gUas, frwMl
MJrroi-a, ,. . 1 . , , v
IKaatlful bereled glast, Nhfrara
tni MJrroi-s.
I Ilesutlful Rlnss shelf with NV r.
brass rail and wall brackets. 1
H Heavy $. V. llrain Cyrob aBl
Hrusli Holders. .
1 Unary X. P. lira Hponge Holder
A few Towel liars and lUth Ilootn
Hooks, etc. '(..-., )
Wee thflaa at our atorn In tbi Sparta
1U(1., Main and lil reside,
i'hotiQ 020 v
''''
The Modern Plumblnc
& Heating Co.
Eyes Scientifically Tested
ind Glasses Properly Fitted
NO DROPS USED
Broksn Lenses Aomrately Duplicated
FACTOnV OH ritBlMWICU
!1 Is vfW
' WRHVKHOAV, JAKOAJty is
" Wa WIU Hell ,
100 l'nlr of- Woinen'a KUoes aail
Low Shoes at Only .
98c a pair
I'irst Come, Vlitit Serted
SCHMIDT'S
21 N. Coiitrnl
WOOD
Dost wood of all kinds.. Only wood In,
rtty under cover. Also best
Coal at $1T off car,
VALLEY FUEL CO.
Vtmhx-
pialcly J2,00U, , l it;-,(rf j
I