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MEDFOUD MAID TRIBUNE. MF.DFORI) OUF.(Uy. TlirftSDAY, ' JANUARY" .", 1022
IfEDFORD Mail Tribune
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ruuLiHiich f;viar avtetinoon
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North I'lr iftxt. 1 bona 7 a. .
A connnlliUtlnn . of tM ., Damaeratlo
fWjea. tha Mlford Mall. tb VeJrnra
t.bun, The fcoutnern Orogonlftn. The
lahland Tribune. -
HnnrcpT W. RT'TU., Fdltor.
. RUMKl'kiR B. SMITH. Mmimw
rDBBOBIWO TMVII
MAIL In Advance: .
, i'nVy, wlih 8unWy Sun, y.wr
. il!, Wltn Nuii.iy Kuu. tnouti).. . t
ially without Sunday Sun, rear ... t.f
Ixtlly. without bututay Suit, month .It
, Wwfcly MaII Trteuii. one yaar- J""
Sunday Hun. on ranr.- I.
f CARHIKR In UrtA aahlaa.
JaekeouTUle, Central Point, Fuoaols,
Talent: -
imtly, with Bunflny Sun, month . to
(ally, without Sunday Hun, mnntk '
I "ally, without Sunday feuu, year t.SO
, fwily. with Sundxv dun, one yaar t.
Ail term by carrier, caeh In advanca
AND NOW THE WHIRLWIND.
IF TIIK Irish trea.tj-.js ilefeatetl, ami today's 'prefcs ieioi'U indi
cate it v ill be, mob rule will win.
Not by tiu appeal to the patriotism niut reason of Ireland, but by
in appeal to passion and hate, has this outcome been brought about.
, The nu'u who fought for Ireland, have fought for the treaty. The
men who prayed for Ireland have prayed for tho treaty. The far
peeing statesmen of Ireland, as contrasted with the self-seeking poli
ticians, have worked night and day for the treaty.
Hut the inciters of violence and hatred have v apparently won.
Tolerance and reason have been scattered to the winds. Now if the
treaty is beaten, the reaping of the whirlwind will begin. '
AuJ upon the Hymn haters, the blood-lust inciters, those who
eared more for their political ambitions' than for Ireland and her
people, the responsibility will rest.
Official oapar of th City of Mxiror4
' Official paper of Jackron County.
Ifrtere aa aum mottnr at
MadforX Orvgon, under uu act of March
ft. irt... ..
MCMMBRS OF THR ASSOCIATED
rnKss.
The Aaoarlatad Treat la MClualver
entitled to tha una for republication of
all nwa dlat'Ktchea credited to It. or not
stkarwlad credited In litis paixr, and a.ao
tha local new puhilai ed herein.
Ail rights of republcation of racial
tUuaateliea heialn are aleo tvervao.
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
HIRAM IS WRONG.
' The men In the effete east are wav
ing their hair, using llifcticks and
shaving their eyebrows, and ' by fall
they will have rut tics on Vhvir- p&nU
legs.
:jg automobile with two hind wheels
and one) front wheel, and Bteered like
a Uttie girl's tricycle is coming on tho
market. They will not mutilate a vi
tlm, but enable the driver to take bet
ter aim.
: Sugar i3 the lowest since the war,
and It is i n opportune time for it as
the women have no fruit to can.
The way to enforce the law against
bootleggers and moonshiners ia t en
force it, with teeth. (Salem States
man). ' Hereafter all candidates for
sheriff should have a full act.
One never hears any more of Hiram
Johnson, and "unspeakable Turks"
murdering "iunocent Armenians."
The Portland Telegram ts editorially
endeavoring to find out who "killed
Cock Robin," which is the long way
round of discovering who rammed a
pitchfork through the 1925 fair.
The 9rish peace mess was agitated
Tuesday by Countess Markievicz. Her
first name is Bridget, but it ought to
be Olga. The countess made a speech,
and took a charming fall out of Queen
Mary's brother, who is liable to be
afflicted with the governorship of Ire
land. '
1
The 'official motto of the Ptate of
Oregon is "She Flie With. Her Own
WlBgs,' but owing to the primary sys
tem, it will hereafter be: "Run, Boys,
Bun!"-
; further insult has been heaped upon
China. An American archeologist has
discovered they are distant relatives
of Mexicans.
Wis'Ashpole has a new car.. He
IF HIRAM JOHNSON thinks the American people turned down
Jimmy' Cos because they didn't like the League of Notions, he
has another "think" coining.
The League of Nations figured but slightly in the great referen
dum. The people were sick of tho status quo and. wanted a.ehauge;
they were resentful of Wilsonian domination, and wanted no resi
duary legatee; they had faith in the superior business and adminis
trative ability of the Republican party, and voted accordingly.
The League of 'Nations, as drawn up and presented, was undoubt
edly unpopular, but the spirit it represented was not unpopular, and
is not unpopular today.
Senator Johnson seems to forget that Republican lenders like
Elihu Root, "William Howard Taft, Herbert Hoover and others, issued
a public statement, pledging that the spirit of the league would be
carried out if Harding should be elected. This statement was issued
shortly before the election.
And it is this spirit of the league, to substitute negotiation for
trmod conflict, which is embodied in the Pacific treaty, and which is
and has been the moving force of the Washington conference.
To regard the last election as a safe precedent for the politician
to fight the Washington conference and all its works, is to betray
a vast store of stupidity, and prepare the ground for a rude
awakening.
Quill Points
A little conference now and then ii a great boon to writing men.
"The American," says a British writer, "likes snap." This is
especially true of a soft snap.
Learn one thing every day: The driver who lights a' match to
f ind a leak in the gas tank always finds it.
There may be something in this beauty-sleep theory. We know
some beauties wio are always asleep from the cars up.
A scientist says the next fighting will be done with rays. Much of
the past fighting has been done for a raise.
Statuary would be impressive along our highways especially
statues of undertakers at the curves.
It i3 a fine thing to sympathize with the down-trodden; it is a finer
thing to fix them sp they won't need sympathy.
The conquest of the air has advanced to the point where a stunt
flyer seldom gets more than ten lines, when he smashes.
Will Irwin says a modern shell will completely destroy a house. It
will, moreover, keep the house from being built.
Japan bos no designs on China, of course; but ifta significant that
when the door opens in China, a bell rings in Totio.
Dougoi it un me money ne lost oa,- fh
V V vt ww va. uvfj ft.- a V 1 liuu
A few years ago they said : "See w hat war has done for busi ncss."
Th weekly gymnastic exercises for
the community larnyx was held at the
4ttm meet Wed.
' See how war has done for business.
Man's attitude toward freedom is that of the parent who makes
the kid take castor oil, but chooses a substitute for himself.
They met and they talked where, the
crossroads meet
Four toien from the four winds come,
Add they talked of the horse, for they
loved the theme, "
And never a man was dumb.
And the man from the north loved the
; ' strength of the horse,
! And the man from the east his pace,
And the man from the south loved the
speed of the horse,
; The man from the West his grace.
So these four men from the four winds
' ' ! come.
And paused a fepace ia bis course
And smiled in the face of his fellow
man . i
' AmrMovingly talked of the hone.
Then each man departed and went his!
... :'4 . way
Ab their different courses ran: I
And edch man journeyed with peace
in his heart
And loving his fellow-man. .
'''... . '
Tbey met the next year where the
j drossroads meet,
tourinon from the four winds come;
And it ichanced as they met that they
; ; talked of God, '
And never a man was dumb.
One Jntaged Qud in the r.liapc of man,
A' spirit did ono insist; ...
Onei safrt that nature Itself was God,
' One said that he didn't exist.
Dut' they lashed each ' other with
' tongues that stung, ' ;
That smote as with a rod:. ' '
Each glared lu the face of his fellow-
man, I
And wrathfully talked of God. '
Then each man departed and went his
. " way, '
! As tltelr" different courseB ran:
And each man Journeyed -with war in
, ( his heart, -;
And hating his fellow-man.
(From "U nd a Hand,'! official paper
Orefcon -State Prison.)
I ; '. ' . ''-,'''
; What i-uz7cs us is how France expects to use those battleships
against the Germans who menace her in Upper Silesia.
Well, if any woman marries Wilhelm after all the papers have
said about him, she will have no one to blame but herself.
I
(o wftn. is renter tha. his inotJurr.
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t??7 - io w,
I f or btfirift Killed. i : .
(ppy folk art rickj no wattr How poo
Lkay Tny b. ' I
"7i -fellow , who ft"ts a raise in. waej is -the
first io. Kick' about kiAl- PiiceS.
i ' i0- W w'll homely .wom.cn. cKao
w'j,. ...
Soch. wfvl looking Ko.t?
)u&rc is -Utc pcnlty cf bein too.A ooi,
yet "ner!y everybody rvn.slke risk. 1.
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HE2 HECK SAYS: o )
r.- ... . C w J'tri !
Pixen. ivy Is like vice ml
it won.i bolhcr yoo " Vt
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
The loss of one faculty seems to make another more acute, and
since the world's heart was broken its lungs seem to be in extra fine
shape. .
RippiingRhuntQS
NIT
Wt Mason
THE BOOTLEiGERS
-
iRTlVR feet along the street in
j? I fcA- v b j al
!
1
thet
darkness
are
Vzoing: from stew and slum they brine: the rum that keens the
boueyard growing. They make their rye of pJoisoned lye, of rough
on rats their brandy, and he who drinks "is wise, melhinks, to keep
a coffin handy. They fill their vats with old dead cats when they
would make sour mashes; and one small think will put a gink in
line for dust and ashes. They mak,c heir gin of rusted tin and
upas leaves and granite, und ho who sips curls up and skips from
this, our well known planet. They mako their booze from cast
off shoes brought in by vampires ghostly and he who quaffs finds
epitaphs the goods he's needing mostly. Ah, when yon swig a
bumper big of bootleg rye or bourbon, your works'- will' KplHy
you "11 throw a lit no doc can put u curb on. You'll bite the
chairs and fall down stairs and start a roughhouse gaudy, and
when you're through the coroner true willnit' upon your body.
Few, few escape the shroud and crepe, who drink the bootleg mix
ture, and with a spade men's beds are made wherV; headstones arc
a fixture. Thebootleg knaves are peddling graves, they're selling
bottled slaughter; oh, then, with, me, drink honest tea, and pop,
and milk and water!
1 Whero is Mt. Ktna?
2 What is a decanon?
3 What is aviculture?
4 Who wrote, "Old Ironsides"?
$ Does Vermont have a greater
population than Now Hampshire?
C Is Milwatike larger than Minne-ajioHs?
How many square mllos do the
Rocky mountains cover?
S Who rote "Tom Sawyer"?
9 What stale has the largest river
frontier?
10 Can a t'.cr swim?
Answers to Yesterday's Questions
1 What I th official date of the
disrovery cf Brazil? Ans. May 3,
1500.
2 What was the averone daily pay
of railroad employes during the period
before tho war? Ans. 2.&7.
3 Does gaa consume oxygen in
rooms where It Is used for cooking?
Ans. Gas consumes a portion of the
oxygen.
4 Wero Filgrira tercentenary
stamps Issued in any other denomina
tion besides ones and . twos? Ans.
There were five cent stamps also.
u How many stores aro there- In
the Woo! worth chain? Ans. 1111 lo
cated in this country, iOogtand and
Canada.
6 Who do English call the wish
bone? Ans. "Merry Thought."
7 What was the total number of
men mobilized hy all nations during
the war? Ans. 59,176,86-1.
8 What is hu-ant by "relative hu
midity"? Ans. It is the, ratio of the
vaxr actually present compared with
tho greatest amount the air could pes
sibly contain at a given temperature.
& What sort of a disease Is alopo
cla? Ans. It Is a disease character
Ized by loss of tie lialr.
10 if the estimated wealth of the
country was equally divided how much
would we all get In money? Ans.
$1965.
Charier No. MIM.
IteseiVM hUtrlct Ku, 13
REPORT OF CONDITION OP THt
Medford National Bank
Mi'dford. In Ntbo Htate of Oretton, at tho flo of tmMni'im on Iter. 31, W.
RESOURCES
omun tuiil aiMetiuntM. iiK'ludliiK rvdUoouutn..... I u."34
U. 0. Qottrnmant stcurltlas ownid:
a U-poiilted to securo eliculutlen (l 8. boudn pur
....i.. . mm und on
J iiHiif r ,.........."" -
li All other I'lillOtl Htnl"M Uoventiiieiit Km-iliillfi ,., lil.2UU.nu
Total -
Other bonds, stocks, securities, tto.!
Hanking lloimn. i:i,Mh.oi): Kurnltiiin and fixtures, t.'.Cnii.uo ,.
ttoul eslnte owned other than bunking Iiouha
t.nwfiil remtrvn wllli IVdi-ml lloncrvo Hunk
Cuslt lit vault nitd amount dun from national Imnkti
fctcliuimos for clearing liouwrt
Total of Ileum U. 10, II. li, and 13...- U7.,."Jo.72
., Checks on banks loialed ntittlilo tif city or town of ivpurtliiK
hank sud other rnsh Iteius
Hedemplloii rund with ,' H. Troimurer and dun from V. tf.
Trensuifr " .
274,2iii n
4t.3o ott
50.321.UU
r,l,745 Jl
lli-.OIHl 1H
7.121,1-1
3.243.9H
t.Oiki.UO
17.
li.
l'J.
211,
2i.
2ii.
20,
Total .
LIABILITIES
Capital stock paid In
Surplus funil - -
, Cndlvliletl proriu ...;.
t'lnuilntltiK notes outHliindtug - -
Coriiriod checks outtnndliiK - ..,...
Ciinhle.r's i hix-M on own bunk ouUtanttuiK
Total ( Itoms 21. 22. 23, 21. and 115 -t 9.3.7K0
Demand deposit (other than bank deposits) subject to
Reserve (deposit payable within 30 days):
Imllvidtiul driHiHlts Htili'-. t t cheek
Cettiriculim of deposit duo In less tbiin 30 days (other thitil
for money but rowed l
IHvlilendrt unpaid ....
Tot il of deniHiul depoaitK (oilier thiin bunk
tltl subiei't to Itesnrve, Items 20. 2.
2K. 2. 30. mid 111 -. .Hfl.92fl OS
Time deposits subject to Reeervs Huiysbls after 30 days, or
subjevt o 30 days or more mule, and poatai saving):
Certificate of depOhlt (oilier titan for money borrowed I..,..
Other time deposit ,
1'ostitl Having deposit .
. Ttnl o( time deposit Mthjert to Itesr rvo. Items
32, S3, 31. and 35 IllM.MSM
11)0,223.50
100,0110,01)
26.0HO 00
13.311 23
loo. ono. no
6,772 3
3.0(i (3
S3H,)f.02
13.741(4
4.HUO0O
213.03HH
KU.t;! as
I.U7S.0H
Total
$i.l9.!23 59
mat of Oregon, County of Jtirknon, m:
1. John H. Oith. Cashier of tlm nhnvc-nnmiul hank, dii U'mnly swear (list
thn sliove atntement Is true to the bent of my knowlrdgn and belief.
JOHN . OIITH, Cabler.
Siibserlbed and sworn to before mo till 4th day of January, l22.
. M. llOMKina, Notary I'libllc.
Mv rmutiilaslon exidre Aiigust 23, 1921. ,
Corrett Aitest: J. A. I'l iiy. K K. Merrick, W. II. Oore, lHrectom.
I ASKFOR-
Scholz's
GENUINE
BUTTRR ROLL BREAD
; At th Rialto ,
"The Slln: of tho l-tcb" opens an
engagement of three days at tho HloUo
tbeatre today and I'M a I film devutees
ara jiiotiiistd a dcMed treat in the
splendid acting of Mlxs Pauline frod
eilck, who appears In tho leading role,
Miss Frederick' unusual versatility
has long since ptared her In tho high
est rank of dramatic nrtlsli and the
role shn interprets In "The Sting of
the I.ii.ih," was designed tj (tlvij her
versntiUty full HCripe. At the outset
she I a smart young woman of New
York society but her fortunes collapse
and she becomes the wife of an Idler
and herself becomes a drudge. Hut
he triumphs in the end and smiles of.
happiness creop through the haze of !
tears. A splendid cast supiiorts Miss,
Frederick.
The bigger the loaf the better the flavor. Pound and half iz f
tiftu halmo? marta TS-w nun 1
PURE AND WHOLESOME AND MADE WITH MILK ,
X
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Seek Friends in Hobr of Need
"In tho hour of need we quickly seek
our best friends," writes Clias. Hchrldd
Ward de Wet, 907 73rd Ave., Oakland,
Cal "our little hoy and girl had a
severe dry, rasping cough without
phlegm, a cough that chokes and
flushes the faco of tho' sufferers like
unto convulsions. Foley's Honey and
Tar was a wonderful emergency rem
edy." Case l!ko this give Foley's
Honey and Tar its reputation as the
best remedy for coughs and colds. Adv,
CHERRO CHIMES
I.ISTK.V IjATHKS!
What would you do. if you wanted
(lie best bread,
Would you ukc Ju-t nny, that cninn to
your lieail,
Or wotrhl you wonder mid figure out
The very Ixt flour over your route?
Cherro Flour
A Special Hard Wheat Blend
$2.25 a 43 lb. sack at your grocer
(To be ctmthnietl.)
Day or Night
WEEKS-CONGER CO
Funeral Directors
At the Page
Tbono many troubles attendant upon
a firmly rooted but rather vaguely di
rected desire to become a elf-ttiu-
guliiher, form tho merry basis for the,
continuous hilarity of "Hard J,tick."
the Iluster Keatun comedy, which Is'
being Known at the rage theatre, wltu;
lie feature attraction "Tho ruiislon
Flower," Bianing Norma Tnlmiidgo.
In (luster's version of hard luck tha
sombro-faced comedian give smio hi-
larlmtHly funny depletions of Just what
man l:i up against who courts a
quick cud because his pockets have
nothing but their entrances, while bed
and board aro forgotten luxuries. I
As in his other film cbdcklers, the
ever;prnent and very belligerent vil
lain, furnishes fluster plenty of oppor
tunity to bring down the house with
his antics, while pretty little Virginia
Fox is always tho susceptible siren
whose beauty I the cause of conten
tion between tho villain and Hunter.
Tho presence of Hull Montana, whose
tin-eared visage has sent a thrill
through thousands of picture fan,
adds further to the general Jo hillty of
"Hard Ltiek.M
sbMMsIssssbw
LWillaidJ -I
Price Reduction
For
Willard
Wood Jnsulatcd and All Rubber
Batteries .
STARTING, LIGHTING AND
IGNITION WORK. REPAIRS
ON ALL MAKES OF BATTERIES
Electric Shop
8th and Baftlett ' ' ' Phone 22-J
Tvo Year Guaranteed on all Rubber Batteries
The Modern Plumbing
& Heating Co.
Bath Room Fixtures
at n bla discount, the fol'ov.l'K Iwiili
room trimmings left over from
Qirlstmn: ) - ; .
1 White l.'ii'iiiiiil .Mfillt lno Cnlilnet
vvltli gljisH hlielvt'N hiiiI IxneU'd mlr-
. for. : , . ' .. ,
3 l!auu lieveled 'rIhms, framed
MirroiK.
2 lleatillful Im vcIciI uliifs, uiifiam
cd Mln-ors.
J Ikiautlfu'l gliiMH slielf with S. V.
bra rail and wult brmkets.
2 Ifenvy . I,
UrUxli IToMers.
lira Comb and
1 Heavy X. 1. I.riiNH HiHnirn Ilidil.M
A fw Towel llai- and 1 tilth Itoom
I look, etc.
Hee theso at our utoro In tlio Hpartu
Illdg,, Main and Kivernlde.
' Ilioiio fliO
CHANGE OF SCHEDULE AND FARES
Duo to luw Impoalns heavy additional llccnus fees upou aiilin
stages and regulating tho speed and opurutlon thereof and which
laws become operative January 1, 1922, It Is necessary In order to
comply therewith that we make tho following Change In schedule
and fares, effective January 1, UKl'i.
MEDFORD-ASHLAND STAGE '
Leave MOdford 'for Ashland and Ashland for Medford,' dally
except Sunday, Kvery hour on tho hour from 7 a.m. to 7 p. m., then
9:30 p. m. Atao H:30 and 10:30 p. m. Bnturday only. i
Kumluy Hclietluln Leave Modford for Aahlaod and Ashland for
Medford evr' hour on the hour from D a. m. to G p. m., theu 6:30
and 9:30 p. m.
FA11KH. ... ' . '- i '
Medford-Ashlaml 45 cents.
Med ford-Talent or Ashland-IMioenlx 30 cents.
Medtord-rboonU or AsUiand-Talent 20 coats.
Medford-VorhlHM, Ashland-Lukc's
Itancti, t'hoonix-Talont or any
.Bhort ride : IS cents. 20 rldo book $2.00
INTERURBAN AUTOCAR CO.
W. li. M'AVIS, Manager.
20 rldn hook fS.OO
20 rldo book $3.20
20 rido book $2. GO
CHA3. MILLER
RADIATOR
SHOP
12 N, Ornpo Rt, ;
1'Iiouq UOO-ll
WOOD
Dct wood of all Hud.. Only wood la
city under cover. Also beat TJtsJa
Coal at $17 off car.
VALLBY FUEL CO.
Indandru , ,iw.. rboal
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