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MEDFOKD MATTi TRIBUNE. MEDFOIiD OliKtiON. TDKsDAY. JANFATtY ;V 1022
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Worth Fir irt t'hon ..
A oonaolldatlon of the lx-mocmrtc
Cliaoa. Uie M1foM Mall, tile MadferA
aYOIUand Trlbun.
THE LAST OF THE BIG BOSSES.
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Boiiocmmioji tbjiui
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bally. i(h 8unduy fluu, yoar 17.60
tiully, rkii mui.iiHy ruii, mvn.ie .. -
ti.tiv without PunVlav Suo. yr. .9'
bally, mlihout Sunday Bun. nuwitfc . (
'Mn-al) MaiI friou n. n viux
Sunday Hun on vr. .. . t. "
T CABPTUR In Mf"rt. AMI. .
JsckoonvllU, Central Tolut, Phoanlx.
talent; . . ' .,J
IMkiiy. un -ennnay n'ni, muno.
UaUy, Uhout Sunday Buu. month Jo
Jally. without (Sunday Ban, yar J.
Dally, with Sunday Sun. one yar t.io
Ail tarma by cariiar, cash In adtanv.
Official onper of tht City of Madrorn
UtflcUu .paper of Jafkron County,
worn dally averna clrrulathin for
Mix month ending Oct.. l0, ISM
Wntarvd a iuwm a matter at
If ed ford. Oregon, under tht act of March
L 171.
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ttharwlM craditrd In this papvr, and lo
th I oral news published hiTiln.
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
An OrcRon hot for produced 18.532
IKMiuds of milk in 1921. and this does
not include the water added by every
body who sold it.
ftlKE'S AUtO WRECKING HOUSE
(Ad Salem Statesman). Admirable
frankness in "announcing the openins
of new and much needed garase.
'"lITE lat Boies lYmoso was n boss in his own viuht. Ho Was )e
1. turned to tho ftemito as regularly by tlio people through tho tli
lect primary syslom as by tin" politifians llironjsh tlio t'onvctition Xvs"
tern, Pennsylvania whs his by the riirht of shot-r native ability, lto
ruled not by the force of the political machine, but by the force of
personal will.
Penrose was essentially a modern boss. That is to say, he was
not "in polities for personal profit. He was not a prafter. lie had
a definite code of political principles, nnd these priueiples may be
yronped under the general head of big business.
Penrose honestly believed in hig business. lie wns convinced tlmt
legislation which protected big business, which extended its influence
nnd increased its profits, was not only best for the Pennsylvania rail
road and United States Steel, but best for the workers and best for
the people.
However one mijjht disnprce with the Penrose code, no one could
question its essential honesty. There Was nothing of the demagogue
about Pennsylvania's Hig Hosa. lie was neither a mixer nor n baby
kisser, and didn't pretend t be. lie seld.mi took the stump, ho never
courted newspaper publicity. And yet when the people of Penn
sylvania had the derision in their owuhands, they refused to 're
move their senior senator, and by a large majority, continued him
iu power. .
The reason for this was undoubtedly the belief among the people
of Pennsylvania at large that Penrose was, in spite of his faults, too
great an asset to the state to lose, lie had the ability, he hud the
braius, he knew more about the intricacies of the tariff nnd finance
than any other man in the upper house, and above all he had pover.
Before these practical considerations, the reformers" cry had little
rvail. The people of this great industrial state preferred to suffer
the ills they had, rather than to fly to those they knew not of.
I The passing of Penrose will be of little loss to the nation, but of
great loss to hia state. It might be an extravagance to say he loved
Pennsylvania, but he was a most loyal and dutiful son. The ideals he
represented are passing, the era he dominated has gone, but the ser
vices he rendered to the commonwealth that honored him, will long
be remembered by Pennsylvanias' grateful sons.
A Portland husliaad rettirnins unex
pectedly, furnishes a coupje of job for
the undertaker, and. as usual, shot
with deadly accuracy, until he trans
formed himself into a corpse.
Quill Points
Reports from the chief cities of the
land Indicate that liquor was so plenti
ful at the threshold of a new year, that
even a policeman could find it.
Tonsoria! parlors re-opened tills am.
and the amiable chinwbackers warmed
their fingers down the necks of their
customers. .
The United States is feoing to deitort
1287 European hellraiBerg, including
an ex-premier of Finland, wha is full
of abarchiatic notions and American
cooking. If this keeps up Americans
will get the idea they are running
their own country.
Hobby: Any convenient rat-hole for the reception of surplus in
come.
Even railroad bandits recognize spheres of influence. They never
attack timing ears.
The funny part of it is that when congress is loafing it really
thinks it is deliberating. ' 8
"When the wire sizzles like that, you can't tell whether it is a
static condition or central chewing gum.
beut all thre ij to toiythmo is
' 111 " 'UK miiaiwit.- Ai
tve ry town f h.o matter fiiAi 1
how smwlj, htt J 1: I
1w -rninrtowj1
who fcfv
if to be IhN
k fallow inet i hide hl viceij 'vi;
k 1h tto-
h more "hhy sitnt.-ko shov.
pewjit-fiTtdtfrs -fmlf bck on. -Wie v'icton.1
. whcttiliere is "nothi cl5 to kick aboot.
exceedingly well do not r
oo hosbmtds
wno dnrtc
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ftomn.'s curiosity trace strihi beK
to Eve. : &a,tfi
w qo mm
HEX HECK SAYS:
orammir jjws
in "my way wh
"to say somcth
4rom ihe shoulder;
hen lwntf SY&
iy-.
, ?
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
Mica Woniack strolled Into the hilts
back of Jacksonville Mon., and dicov
ered b gold mine without leaving the
Kash district
AN OUNCE-OF PREVENTION
' VS. A PECK OF TROUBLE
(Albany Democrat)
- After fumigating their house,
Mrs. Ralph Dannen's oldest daugh
ter, Durothy. took ill with the
scarlet fever.
The New Tear's edition of the Port
land Oregonian arr. OK., and unlilre
previous years, purchasers -were able
to get into their homes with it
There was a show at the opery
house last eve. Roy Gardner is in jail,
but bis nerve goes marching on.
Some people get ahead, and some can't resist the temptation to
buy a thing that is only one dollar down.
In this glorious country, every man has a chance to get rich
enough to write- a hook about the blessings of poverty.
Disarmament is a feather in Uncle Sam's cap, but let the world
understand, please, that it isn't a white feather.
Turning up your coat collar doesn't really keep you warmer, but
it serves to hide the tie the wife gave you for Christmas.
In a small town a girl whose parents are worth ten thousand dol
lars, has difficulty in finding a mate, who is her social equal.
It will be impossible to reverence the well-known human race, how
ever, while it continues to stage amateur theatrical performances.
The disarmament confab ha formu
lated, a set pf rules for the Chinese,
with the Chinese in control . every
place except where money is con
cerned. As a special concession, and
to show that the world powers hold uo,
ill will against them they are allowed
to wear tlitrir fingernails long.
It must be a great strain on Ireland to keep yearnjng for every
thing DeValera thinks she should have.
-Stinnes says the world will be controlled by trusts,
owever, it is controlled by distrusts.
At present,
NOMINATIONS ARE OPEN FOR
WORTHY -POUNDER OF THE
ROYAL DtSHPAN ' ' ' ' '
(Sweet Home Newt)
The' weddings in ' this vicinity
have come so fast in the last two
weeks that the charivari crowd
are' aH tired but. Some suggest
. that they effect an organization
and adopt uniforms.
The way the high moguls of Democ
racy are shooting appeals and
speeches at the womenfolks; the men
will have no vote in the 1922 elections.
The object is to produce a solemn and
hysterical referendum. ' .
WANTED H. S. girl to work." for
room and board and help care for 2
children. Apply In "person 923 Win
chester St Mrs. L. R. Meredith.
(Want Ad Roseburg Newg-Review).
But what will the' young lady do With
ail her surplus time.
At last a football 'team has been
locited that the University of Califor
nia's three teams couldn't beat. '
, A MALICIOUS SPIKE
. (Oregon City Enterprise)
George Neere has been limping
around because of a rusty nail
forcing itself into his foot.
Walt Mason
NEW YEAR VOW.
At,
Tho mule is an Interesting cuss, and,
according to the last . isifue of tho
"FARM and HOME," when young, 'will
eat their own tails off, unless closely
watched. ' ' ;
Elites Cnntrull of Uitch Mondayed In
the niftr.ipolis. Mr. Cantrall is a pros
perous fanner, but won't admit it.
OF PLEDfiES I have made no string; just one resolve I've
scored: .This year I won't buy anything that I can't well
afford. In bygone years I blew my cash for junk and gilded brick;
I'd buy up any kind of trash that I could get on tick. Henceforth
I'll pay for this and that before I take it home and if I can't afford
a hat I'll have u naked dome. For it is better far to walk and have
a painful corn, than drive a motor round a block, and toot a costly
horn, and know you owe for oil and, gas, for tires you run all day,
nnd that the citizens you pass are waiting for their pay. I've deck
ed myself in brave attire, in silken sox and shirts, and anything
I might desire I'd buy and now it hurts, for merchant princes
stare at me, their aspect daunts and chills; I hear them say, "You
owe me three why don't you pay your bills?" And letters come
to my abode, stern documents that say, "Some seven bones you
long have owed why not come in and pay?" A long, long time
I have endured rebuffs at every Htore, and now' such trouble must
be cured I'll buy on tick no more.' Like prudent lads I will be
have, my wages I won't blow; and if I can't afford a shave I'll
let my whiskers grow. . .
1 Is a man born In Cnnada classed
as a foreigner In tho fnited States?
2 What becamo of ihe medals
placed on the casket of the Unknown
Soldier?
3 What Is the ledger line In writ
ten music?
4 Does New Mexico have a larger
population than ArUunu?
& Which Is the liirKer. New Orleans
or Denver?
6 What famous line forms tho
southern boundary of Pennsylvania?
7 Who was in charge of t'nlted
States foreign affairs when the Mon
roe Doctrine was written?
8 Of the 18,531 manufacturing
establishments in Illinois how many
are located in Chlcano?
9 What does Mauna Loa mean?
10 Who apiKilnted tho lata Chief
Justice White?
'Answer to Yesterday's Questions
1 Which weighs more, a gallon of
milk or a gallon of cream? Ans. A
gallon of milk.
Z Which is longer, the Mississippi
or the Missouri river? Ans. The Mis
souri from Its extreme source to the
place where It Joins the Mississippi
is 2945 miles lung. The Mississippi
from Its extreme source to Its mouth
Is 2486 miles.
3 How many Indians are there In
Canada? Ans. 106,698.
4 How many transcontinental rail
roads has South America? Ans. One.
Xi What color Is a five-cent stamp?
Ans. Itlue.
C Where Is s;a level reckoned
from? Ans. Mean sea level is tho
average height of the watfc all utagea
of the tide being considered.
7 Should potatoes be cooked In
salted or tinsulU'd wat'or? Ans. They
should be cooked in billing salted
water.
R How many bells are rung at 4. 8
ant 12 o'clock on shipboard? An.
Eight.
llo-w long have pearls been reeog-
nUed as valuable? Ans. 3tHd ynr.
10 W"hut becawa of the land cm-
grvss Kave to l.a Fayette? Ans. It
was sold nnd the money plnced lo hi
credit In a bank.
Cut This Out It Is Worth Money
Cut out this slip, enclose with fc and
mall It lo Foley & Co.. 2S35 Sheffield
Ave., Chicago, III , writing your nni)i
and nddrnet clearly. You will receive
In return a trial packages containing
Foley's Honey and Tar CuinKund for
roughs, colds and crimp; Foley Kidney
1111 for pains in sldes'and buck; rheu
matism, backache, kidney nnd bladder
aliments; and Foley Cathartic Tab
lets, a wholesomo 'and i thoroughly
cleansing cathartic for conntipnlhiri.
biliousness, headache, and sluggish
iHiwels. Adv.
Wilbur Godlove, sophomore at the
IT. of O. In mining and geology leaves
this evening for Eugene.
CHERRO CHIMES
I.1STKX I.ADIK.H!
You know, lenr Imlle, there is aotue.
tlnim food
Tluit Im Iwtler than oilier for your
Rood.
I'll promlM" you Mmrthinj(, (to don't
be denied,
t'ntll you hnvc found It, nnd nced
Mippllcd.
Cherro Flour
A Special Hard Wheat Blend
$2.23 a 49 lb. tack tt your grocer
(To be continual.)
WOOD
Under cover, f.'I.OO per tier nnd up.
iTompt aeiiferjr.
1118 N. Central Wood CoT"
t , , l"hone :H-X ; ,
J. M. CARLTON
Safe TnUA for INFANTS mi IIIVALIDS
ASK FOR
IlorlickTs
the Original
JrInfant9,trmHaendarowingChndren iRlc 'muY, malted pain extract In Powder
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Itb a
ColdWorid
but a
BOOK
is a
Warm
Friend
and a
Secure One.
Every man should realize that h U hii own beit friend. He
will have other friend but they are bnsy looking out for them
selves, and ho must do tho tame.
The way to be your own best friend is to open a BANK
ACCOUNT and regularly deposit a part of what you earn.
Then you can take life easy and be assured of a comfortable
old age.
Come in today.
We will welcome you.
Jackson County Bank
Established 1883
Member Federal Reserve.
CHANGE OF SCHEDULE AND FARES
Dun to law Imposing heavy uddtUonul Itcetisn f'a upon auto
Mt.nges and regulating th speed and operation thwreof and wblcti
laws become operative January I, l32. It I necmuiary In order to
comply therewith that we ninVe Din following rhnnge in schedule
and fares, rffeetlvc Jnnary lo--.
MEDFORD ASHLAND STAGE
tj'nvn Vedlord fur Ashland and Ashland for Medford. daily
except Hunduy. Kvery hour on ihn hour from 7 a. ni. to 7 p. m., then
t:30 p. m. Also r3o and U:30 p. m. Saturday only.
Siindny H'hi-ilul- Leave Medford for Ashland and Ahtand for
Medford every hour au the hour from 9 a. in. to 5 p. m., then 6:30
and 9:30 p. in.
lAUlS.
M.Hlford-Ashland .....43 cent.
.Medford Tslent or Ashland -Phoenix 30 cnt.
Medford-i'hoeiiix or Aslilund-Tab'nt 20 cents.
Med ford-Vorhte. Ashlnnd-t.uke's
Hnni'h, I'hoi'hlx-Tulent or any
short ride 15 cents.
10 ride hook IS. 00
:o rlda tKK.k n.so
SO ride book 12.60
30 ride book 2.00
INTERURBAN AUTOCAR CO.
W. U I.KWIS, Manager.
THE UNIVERSAL CAR
THE FORD SEDAN
The l ord Nedmi Im an all weather rar for thp
family. Warm and mrloncd In winter w Ithnut im
pairing clenr Vlalon, -open anil roul In aumnirr.
Iu flexibility, durability, east Jlf control anil econ
omy of operation make It a practical rar for Ihn
family wanting a aervlce.tlile nil jenr rnr.
fVmo In or plume w If jou nrr Intct-ratcd. U'c
would Imi glml l drnmiiNtriiln to you the features
tluit (dare tlx1 lord Si'dim as tho bent, nil around
lljrht car In Ihe world.
C. E. GATES AUTO CO.
Cor. Sixth and PocUla Ulgbway
A HAPPY NEW YEAR
COULD ihti First National express any let
ter wish for you in 1922? . For hupjmiVjw i
usually conditioned on thrift, and 'that is the
slogan of this hank to its customers.
So may .1922 bo for our patrons a "thrifty"
year in the best sense of that term, and we'll
cooperate with you by .seryjrc and advice.
1
FIRST NATlat
MKiiroRD Oregon
5A iCIM CHUNGu . y
'China Herb1 Store
Mi-rh eura for rrn, tieaflsehn, eat-
rrh. (Iipthxrla. sora throat, lunic troubla,
Kli1ny IroiihlK, aioumcu trouiiia, near!
irouhie, chllln nnd fevnr, cramps, cmiifti
IMKir clrculiitlofi, carhunr, tumor,
crnnkKl ':r-ii,i., cure all kliula of guitars.
NU Ol'KKATIONH.
Meiirord, Oregon. Jan. 11, 1IT.
This I to cnrtlfv thut 1. tli Ui1nr
srmied. hud very Hfvern atomneh trouhl
nd hart town bolhnrod for aviral yesrs
tnd Hint AiifiiHt tan not vxprcina 10
llva. and IMNirtns; nr dim Tiiun (wnniw
Hirli atore Is at tli H,,olh tr'int streat,
W(Mlfor.l). I ilei'lilail n ant hrb fur my
ktomscb troiililo, and I iartd to fculln
btUir hs houii as 1 um-rt tii-in and today
tm a well man nnd enn heartily iecoin
nmrid nnyono afflicted I Wna to in
Ulni Chung and try hi Jlirh.
WltneNi!
Win. Li-wl, flagla Point.
W. Ij. Chllilreth, Knifl Point.
M. A. Anderson, Medforf.
B. K. Jlolmoa, V.nuto Votnt. .
C, H. Moor, Uugls Point.
X. V. Mnlntyra. ligle l'olnt.
Qoo. Von !r ll-llcn, K.aglo Point
C1IAS. MILLER
RADIATOR
SHOP
" 128 N. Oinpii St. "
rhouo euo-u
BARGAINS
In used muchlnes.
3 Wlilln Itotnr ,
4 Singer
5 Wheeler A Wll.mn
1 Aloha ,
All In flrnt flats roiullllon and
guiM-nntced.
Term or Oaalu !
Singer Sewing Machine Co.
10 South Fir. , Phone 215-R
TEXAS PECANS .
New crop, excellent flavor, only fo
tent pui pound by express. 'Mini
mum shipment tun pounds. ' Ouu
hundred pounds for t'ii.00. Order
filled promptly. i i , ' . ;
P.f Ij Jt KIKilONS, CAP. STATION
AiihUii, Temis.
WOOD
Beat wood of nil kind.. Only wood In
city under cover. Alao best Utah
Coal at $17 off car, ,
VALLEY FUEL CO.
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