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BLIND GUIDES.
TIIF.KK is frequently a blitul spot in the diplomatic mind. The,
conventional diplomat, so frequent )j cau't sec what is as plain
r.s tlic tooth u a buzz saw to the nrornne man.
Take Japan and France at tlio Wushinjrton conference. To the
hard boiled diplomat, Japuu nined a point in securing. tlio retention
of the Mutsu, and France another pojnt, for the time being at least
, in the increase of submarine armament. " ' '
Yet, rightly considered both victories were in reality defeats. For
the losa in good will, almost certainly will far outbalance any tempo
rary advantage that could pouubly be involved.' '
Good will, the' confidence and frindship of kindred nations,
there lies the greatest strenpth any nation can posses. her con
duct at the arms parley, Great Britain, has vastly increased lier acr
count of good will. So luu lta.lv, ready from the outset, to go more
than half way toward a reduction of armaments on both land and sea.
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Wilt Japan and France have held out, have traded here, maneuver
ct tnere, ana nnaer tne anuquatea pica 01 uaiionai security, nave op
posed the essential spirit of the conference, and dickered scandalously
for selfish advantage.
. Nothing they can gain in materia.1 power can possibly compensate
tbcm for the spiritunl loss. This is plain to any impartial observer.
Hut the professionals simply can't see it.
Sharp practice here, driving a shrewd bargain there. all the
tricks discredited even in modern business, remain the stoek in trade
for the old time diplomats. As the world advances they stand still,
"Blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel."
GOOD FOR THE JOURNAL.
Ye Smudge Pot
dy Arthur ferry.
It pr-giM to look tike the legislature
'would hare ta meet again to find out
wht they did. when they did meet.
Now that the 1S25 worlds fair Is
finfa. the Portland papers will be able
to aire their reader some editorials
on the amount of shipping enjoyed by
Seattle, and the climate ot southern
CAlWaraia. . - . y . ..
Riahon Alma White ot the Pillar of
Fire denomination declared that Man
is responsible for the styles in wom
en's dress. The loud cheering yon hear
is from mefhbers f the sterner sex
giving thanks they don't make their
on clothes. ' .
HTHE TORTLANT) JOURNAL is to be eommetub-d for the culight-
X ened and broad-minded policy it has reecntly shown.
Regarding the Exjosition it places responsibility for the rc-
ct-nt" failure directly upon Multnomah county for sending a gaug of
interest-scrvitijj jncometent8 to Salem and frankly asserts, that the
Fair better be financed entirely by Portlaud, than run the risk of
rlienating the rest of the state.
Regarding the "Washington coufereucc, it thus far has scorned
the role nf the pin-headed partisan, and vigorously endorses tlie ef
forts of Harding and Ilughes to reduce the war burden of a suffer
ing we'd.
In the past the narrowness, sentimentality and sanctimoniousness I
of the Journal has frequently got on our nerves, so we are particularly
glad to hand her a bonquct, which is entirely sincere and entirely
deserved. .... .
Quill Points
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when yoo luve notlilrt
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pouchy About.
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WKen. succS9 coraes -faster
"than a "man. cn. wbsor b i t he is headed Tor
the Hot Place on. high tf. '
real character- comes -to "the i? ji
?oriace when yootry io borry
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THE NKW YORK C OF C
MS LOOKING INTO THIS
(Eugene Guard) .
"' The largest pile of mail ever
known tame into Coburg jester
. oa on the train.
the ensuing year la about finished.
It went faster than a 17 year old kid
ia a 44 bug.
Democratic paiiers are full of sob
stuff aneut the suffering undergone
by a Democratic administration during
the- war. There ought to be a few
tears shed for the suffering of the ad
ministration that ia gradually pulling
the country, and the world, out of the
mes they left.
"In the rendition of 'The Long Night
Endcth'. . Sir. . Gallagher . was shrdlu
eat - ton pfxYtyu" ( Klamath Record)
The audience was als3 glad when Mr.
G got thru,: -.:
Business won't be sound while diplomatic promises are merely
that and nothing more.
The race was begun with a floating rib. Now it must begin all
over with a floating debt.
HOW MUCH DO
Yoy KNOW?
The difference between '
ten thousand dollars a year.
'important" and "impotent" is about
One boy tries to amount to something, and another is the sole heir i
of a rich relative.
There is no relationship, between junkers and junkmen. The for
mer sow arid the latter harvest.
Autoists' can keep their shirts on.
Jobs D'a daughter has been granted a
divorce, and there will be nd" riae in
the ptic of gasoline.
A Uutte lawyer has eottimitted sui
cide by Jabbing himself in tha abdo
men with a carving knife. He was
trying a llqtior case, and the court
made htm address the Jury, instead of
the. temperance worker in the back
end of the court room.
Hill Hart has sold the Good Eat
restaurant oh Fourth, street to Este
& Dodge.-i- Ashland Tidings). Anoth
er movie Idol is exposed.
"We trust the paragraphers will soon appoint .delegates for a Con
ference on the limitation of puns on Ilughes.
In the old days fho bull pen was something else, but now it is flic
cne used to write political speeches.
. lYrhaps peace wiH chdure.forever. It is enduring a suff icient num
ber of other things to get in practice.
The bet aids to pleasant thoughts iu the early morning are a clear
conscience and the smell of buckwheat cakes.
"What has business lost!" asks a headline. Well for one tiling, it
appears to havVlost the homing instinct.
1. Which were tin- rotnn of the
InrKfHt dinomlmilion ever Htrurk ly
tits t'nitcd 8tatm gitvoriiment t
What does the word Ohio
mean?
3. Who In 1-rRi-nt of Hungary?
4. What famous old ' church
stand In the Wall Strifl tllatrlrt?
0. What novel did Dtrkena leavo
unfinixhed ut hlx tl.ath?
0. What poHitlun dues General
Dyng now hold?
Tien l.i Patriot's Day and
what two vtulea ol-rve It?
8. Whnt is the larK-t park In this
country within a eity?
9. Of what nre fiber phonoieraph
n-edle mailt?
10. How many schouU are there
In the PhillpplneH?
Auhwers to Veslt-rtlnr'n tJurMIoiix:
1. Who was the lirtt surviving
signer of the Declaration of Indaix-n-
donce? Ans. Cliarlirs CurrOIl of Car
rolllun. Mil.
t. Whnt in'tho population of Ala
bama? Ana. 2.34T.Z93. .
i. How many Uvea were lout in
tho bomb tx,lulon In Wall street?
Ann. 38.
4. In what Canadian provlnro Is
Montraek? An. Queljer.
5. What whs the lairt war U-fore
the world. war? Ana.. The IlaJkan-
I'.ulKarinn war.
I. Whnt htiliU the millions of tons
I of water up In the clouds? An. Th
sun.
7. What were the atnulleat silver
coins iKxurJ by the V. S. (lovenitiieut ?
Ana. Three-rent piece.
. IVho l president of Austria?
Ana. Dr. Michael IlnlnlHi h.
9. Who illscovered the clreulillon
of the blood? Ana. William Harvey,
a noted KiiRllMh tihyaiclan.' S
10. Mow did Stephen Deeutur die?
Ana. He was killed In a duel with
f.mmoflore llarron in IKIO.
CHERRO CHIMES
Tlilsticrro flour, that vou nutde uiat
It ma. In fitim wheat, thry talk
M'HIUt. . . r
It's wonle,ful, the tlitn tlu-y haj.
Talk of It, aiimt niithl and day.
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IQ1NAU REWAHB OF IMITATIONS
A.VU STTtHTITUTKS. WKIXTH KHUO
CO., lit Kddy St., Iiotit. J. Bttii Frandaoo,
The potency of bootleg hootch baa
boeu -demonotra&d again. A eitlees
took a swig Wed. pro., and forthwith
thought Henry Mackey wag the Armis
tice Day parade. r. : ; ,
'Attorney General Daugherty want
the country "to obey the Ten Com
mandments and pray.4 Some1 of his
decisions have started working on bis
eonsolence.
The nut crop may be light,, as reported, but we observe no de
crease in the number who think Europe will pay us what she owes.
A Japanese delegate says he wishes to "spik" our language well
enough to spa nthe distances between races. "Spik and spnn" is a
good motto.
A physician says 'most of the ills we suffer could be avoided by i
keeping oirrtdioulders square. The rest could be avoided !)'. keeping
our eontioct tnat way.
INDIANAPOLIS. Ind., Dec. 29 Mrs,
Sarah Shank, a -democrat, wife of Sam
usl Lewis Shank, republican mayor
elect, has been appointed a member
of the board of park commissioners by
her husband.
Mr. Shank said she took the office
reluctantly because she feared , It
would cause an impression of "too
much Shnnk'' In the administration of
the city' affairs.
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THE CRITICS.
TILE critics gather round me when I would play my harp, at
tempting to confound roe with caustic words and sharp;
they do not like the manner in which I hold nay lyre; I smite it
with a spanner, and that stirs up their ire. ,4Your pome are
ptink and hollow," the busy critics say; "why don't yon try to
follow where Homer led the way?" And once they used to peeve
me, but now 1 eare no whoop, they cannot vex or grieve me, or
place me in the soup. For evermore I'm el'mging to one old-fashioned
plan ; in sawing or in singing I do the bes I can. No matter
what you're doing the critics will upstand, odsfishing and be
shreuing, to say you should be canned. J(( you are' painting
fences, they'll say your taste in paint would shock our seven
senses, and make an artist faint. And they will rate you soundly
if you arc frying grease, and they will roast you romidly if you
are herding geese. There always arc the knockers who watch
you while you toil, repairing cane-seat rockers, or harrowing the
soil; but if you keep of. doing the best that you know how, their
uxiselcss cotton-chewing should never cloud your brovr.
LOOKING FORWARD
H'J1 was jicrliapH a luml yiw to wvvi niuni'V.
( Vuitlitiniis in lu UitMiuw wrlc wen; ilo
pn sst'tl, ami prioi's wero liili.
Nnw, llumnh pviiicB ' will pmbably nvvt-r
i t'.-u-li pi't'-war Ii'vVIm, ndjustiuoutH aro lt'in;
iiiiuli', busitu'ss is itHprovin, and 1K22 will
St't' US all iM'ttPP off.
Tliort'fun' the First National anticipotw
lwivinp; many of its aocoimts increased ii
ticoatily in the next months.
Vfw First National BaniC
iicronD Oregon ,
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