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A conaolUlatlon of tha rwocratlP
rim., thr Urdfnr Mail, the Mvlf"r
t-rihuna. Tim Boutaara Oragoalaa, Tl
aahland Tribune.
UP TO MR. DEBS.
pnnKHT W. RPTTU Frtltor.
CMITEK 8. 8M1YU. Manege.
DKP.S is out of but be n't out. .it.tnjU'V. .T ttuns'T tho
soo in Untie" htuh'P fior is involve! in tho uttitmle ho adopt
toward tho govoiiinioiit to whom ho owes hi fioedoui.
f Dibs and his radical followers, proceed to interpret this gon-t-roiis
ami conciliatory 'action, as in any sense an endorsement of
the views expressed, or as justification of ft continuance of socialistic
i propoKcmdn, then public opinion will condemn him as a citiien, and
j liis release will be generally regarded as a serious mistake.'
j The rules of good sportsmanship, if nothiug else, should persuade
fMr. lVbs to retire from active polities, as far as such activity, in
volves direct hostility to the government. The socialist leader do-
ivuotntMi TMVSI
T MAU--In Ailmwo:
Ku; iin nuiidny tuin. moinhTT ' j j dares he will wage war against war.. "Well and jjootl. In such a movo
!!' w'!h1ut n. monii . j metit he will receive the support of millions of his fellow citizens.
(War m,n.'o,?..-?!.rJ;6 1 lmt' when he jntimatcs that such a campaign involves the substi
" -roUie,R cwunu'i-otot p&orui j tutiou o a co-operative for a competitive form of government, ho
Nu.l:ith 8unr sn, month .f repudiates his own doctrine, for with the world as at present eonsti-
Kiiy! "uh'Init 8ui.d eurtywr .. J f J tided such a proposal means revolution, and revolution means war,
Mlly, ll Sunoay Bun. year
terms by can
tut In ailvajMi.
Offtrlal trntwr of th CUT of Wedfor
Offlotni paper of Jackron County.
Entered a " roattar at
Hertford, Oregon, under tha act of March
t 17.
which Debs prof esses to detest. -
By persuading his hell-raising followers to abandon revolution.
r.nd accept evolution, as the only patriotic and practical method of at
taining his ideal, Debs could render a great service to his country, and
a great service to hiniMlf. lty throwing his support to the forward
looking and liberal element in this country which is just as devoted
to the promotion of peace and human betterment as is he, he could
convince the people that his release was desirable, and that his heart
and head are essentially sound.
But a return to the ways of the soap-bos trouble maker, the hair
brained Bolshevik, who wants to attain his pipe dream world, by de
stroying the world Me have, will put Debs back where he was four
years ago, and put his cause back a generation. Legally Debs is free,
but actually he remains on trial, before the bar of public opinion.
What his future will be, what his memory wilt become, depends from
The legislature acquitted itself this time forward, only upon Mr. Pebs.
nobly." says the Portland Oregonian.
MKUDKRi OF THB ASSOCIATED
PRESS.
Tha AeoaMaUd Frras ta MOlunlvely
entitled o tho uoo for ropublloatlon of
all ows diaKainheei rrelitet to It. or not
ethorwtaa eielill In thia rprr. aul alao
tho loeal ' published heroin.
Ail nahta of reput-lcation of claJ
llspatcltoa herein r al4 rvd.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
If It had Imxhh left to ttlo vote of their
constitutonts, thi-y would have Ueea
tonvlcted.
Quill Points
While there are men under arms, there will be men under foot.
lou eau t always trust the dictionary. In the dictionary, romanee
.Massachusetts has decided to dis-l
pnse Its own justice, without assis-1
tiince from Kuropean hellraisera, uad j
la lint. la tr, tmnir fonars. Kacco and I
Vanietti. a pslr of Italian murderers, j follows :..atrimony
with, tho same, consideratloa as it they
... . . i . irVHo ! "
Z . Brttr rs3 when an- S"ine ve you, some are neutral, and some send your
impudent member of the Union re-! wnall boy a horn for Christmas,
fiuiea to turn over its courts to the (
anarchists.
- WAR IS WAR
(Drt Norte Triplicate)
IThe Kroow Ib one of Che heroes
of the world war. having, met
Lawrence Williams, a brother of
the bride. In France.
! Nearly everything has improved in the last four thousand years,
except methods of taxation.
The Jury in the case of the Portland
business coilege heed, charged wth
"luring" n unsophisticated divorcee
aged 27, returned a verdict that the
latter put up unsuccessful struggle tor
a diamond ring worth $1000.
What the country needs Is govern
mental control of beanery coffee pots,
and -turn the present output over to
the county agent for tha eradication
of Codling moths. If the chefs could
keep the mud out of it, they would
hive1 tha formula for a deadly poison
that 'would make the next war snappy.
. Starting a 1913 model on a cold morning makes a valuable contri
bution to profane history.
Our idea of a natural-born conservative is a dentist who tells you
it is going to hurt a little.
When nations east their bread on tho waters, they expect it to
come back in the form of dough.
Movie comedians' hate quit hitting
people with barrel staves aad. custard
pies.' Instead they chase the villain
into the woodshed with a 4d.
When you smell perfiunc on a man, you are safe in asking him
how he is getting aloug with his tatting. '
Why not convert battleships into jitneys? Most of the Victory
bonds were converted into pleasure cars. . '.
The only people who live up to your idea of the way a great man
should look are people who don't amount to a darn.
Trie hog hefting contest of Wig Ash
pdle and O. Nichols Is now history,
lard and pork chopa. The first honors
V'.ent to the penius who guessed tSat
tiie winner would get a TO pound rcast
weighing 9 pounds. .
' GETTING 'EM BOTH WAYS "
' (Corvallit Gazette-Time)
'. VVUkins wag formerly a funeral
'director In Corvallls many years
aod probably tha bandsoniest tuaa
that ever left the community. He
comes back occasionally to whoop
tilings up and in the meantime is
whooping things along in Exeter
whore he has a wonderful vineyard
ns' well as a wife and a flourishing
funeral business.
A scientist says there is a little alcohol in everything. In these
bootleg days, there is a little of everything in alcohol.
-Bad taste consists in buying costly things that look cheap. Good
taste consists in buying cheap things tliat look expensive.
Doubtless you have noticed that nun who know most about run
ning the world's affairs, make the least success of their own.
Santa Claus was kind to the valley.
The Jay Gore mustachlo is now neith
er a Pop Gates nor a Cha Chaplin
growth. . '
Nothing Is certain In this world, ex
cept that a church choir will sing a
song" starting: "All Hail! The Glad
New Year!"' - .
It wouldn't seem so hard if -our incomes came in four instal
ments contemporaneous with the installments of the tax on it.
Yon ca.n tell we are a nation of idealists. Thfc heroine of the nove
way be poor and ignorant, hut she always has shapely ankles.
CANCER FATAL TO
89,000 PEOPLE IN
U.S.A.YEAR1920
Only 4 days left to' commit suicide j WASHINGTON, Dec. 27. Deaths
this year at the Main Stem crossing, from eancer In -'the "death 'registration
Autolsts .should not be deterred byiawa of the Vnlted States in 1920. to
prcvlous failures. ' j tailed approximately 73,000, according
. j to a report today by the census bureau
An Idaho . farmer celebrated the j which on a basU of proportional popu
Yuletide season by shooting an editor, j lation estimated the total of deaths for
The Victim once thoughtlessly referred i the entire country at 89,000 Or an. In
to his assailant as
culturlst.'
'a prosperous agri-
. At the Rlalto '
Pulsating with human emotions .in
the grip of love and of lear, "the Man
From Ix)st River," the story: of the
big timber country by Catherine New
lin Hurt, wltich, couien , to the Kialto
theatre 'tomorrow for four days, is
invigorating breath from . the pine
laden, wind-awept northwest where
the action takes place. H la fraught
with romance and reality. Houbc
Peters, Fritzl Brunette and Allan For
rest have the leading roles.
r
4r
TKo demand or Ma WKo Cn.Xo
TK'fv Ttve vi filled. nrl-uvcr
...:n
tnan. vvfio -9 ftys ,
"1 wfcjw't hired, -to do LhV'
will 5oon. -fiad, iltft-t
nobody will lur kim. io
do nytKm,
"Tkinlis wt do noi: ondorstmnd k eitlier
1
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impficity believad or myck distwstext"
his
wh keeps
'1 . . .f jl. .
rc in., store Tcrtw -mni ,
word, and t lwy on. time, w
. :
' I
i is no diiwce -to live in. ..jTj
a Itoviil. bot i"t
fc be satisfUtl -thtfre.
XN""The. only way -io b'l" cowipelitftf- is
To b abclicrTnati.
HEZ HECK 5AY5:
Yoo Win sung
list
i" ''
A little in tha
BANK
each pay day
is the way
to build
a fortune.
; The y to build a house U by putting brick upon brick
until it is built, and tho way to build a fortune ii by REOULAR
deposits in the Bank.
Your fortune will noUbuild Itself, you must be tho architect
and builder and tho sooner your START the sooner you will
finish your job.
Come In to our bank and start an account TODAY.
Wo will welcome you.
Jackson County Bank
Established 1883
Member Federal Rosorve.
s? bad -tradin.'
Wit.
HOW MUCH DO
. YOU KNOW?
wus the (irst champiou
1 Who
Iwxer?
2 Who owns the mail cars the rail
roads or the government?
3 How many locomotives were sent
to France during the war?
4 How niariy gallons of mineral
water were sold in this country' last
year?
5 How much dues the average
American family spend for food?
6 -How do you write 505 vl octil
lions? i
7 Wow big must a person be to bo advertise
classed as a giant?
ii What are the names of the stars
that form the Pig Dipper?
9 Can a letter be withdrawn after
it has been placed In the mall?
10 What are the seven recognized
colors of horses?
Answers to Yesterday's Questions
1 For what purpose was rubber
first used? As pencil erasers.
2 What shape are honeycomb cells?
Ads. Hexagonal. . .
3 Is alligator flesh fit to eat? Ans.
It Is white and tender but has a musky
taste. It is eaten by some people.
4 What is the life of an ordinary
dollar bill? Ans. 1.12 years.
5 How fast can an ostrich run at
full speed? Ans. An ostrich can run
at the rate of sixty miles an Uonr for
a irfiort distance.
6 How ninny patents have been Is
sued on bicycles? Ans. More thaul
ROoO patents have been lusned on In
ventions in connection with the devel
opment of the blryclo and vekHipcdo.
7 Whst are tlu seven natural won
ders of the I'nlted States? Aus. The
(.'rand Canyon of Arizona, Yosemlte
Valley, Mount llalner, Mississippi
river. Sequoia Forst reservation, Ni
agara Fulls and the (ireiM. Iieseit.
8 How niuny unknown soldiers are I
burled In Ktirope? Ann. Approxi
mately 2000.
9 Wluit proiKirtiou of firms that
fall do iut advertise? Aus. t'oinmer-l
rial agencies sny that M per cent of I
the fl.-;us thnt tailed in 1?2) d:d ri.it I
Sets of Four Tirei
we can vuleaiiie lit ono time, or
Kitiejy. If nil fur tire on ymir
car neeil vuleani.iuir. we can do
the job in hhort order. Our re
built tins are fully eijual to new
ones in resiliency, solidity and du
rability. Haywood Tire Surgeons
W. 1). Tlntrfica :t2 . (Jrar
. i i. . . . l
SMMM
10 When was the Knights of Cv
lumbus oraiiUed? Ans. Tho tlrst
lodge was organized In 1SA2.
He Won't Drop Dead
Any More
CHERRO CHIMES
All our cousins, anil relations,
iisve to some reuU(ioim.
We, no noed to fool our chances,
Wo were cornered tjy advances.
Cherro Flour "
A Special Hard Wheat Blend
$2.25 a 49 lb. sack at your grocer
(To be continued.) -
'"My huil.and vnfCrrrd terribly
from ntnmach and liver trouble.
which caum-d nueh bloating of son n I
to wrloutily affect his heart. Joe-
tors warned lilm that he tnlht dinp
dead at any time from this troul;.
A friend Io Cleveland adviiwd him
to take Mnyi's Wrtndfrful ItemeUy.
and Mince taking It. 4 months ago, he 1
bt feeling like a young man again. All
his frtenrtH areMun'rlsed at hia np-
petiranco." It U a almple, harmli'tatl
preparation that removes tho catar
rhal mueus from thu latemlmil tract
and a liny the inflammation whlih
cauHes prnctleally all Mlomm h, liver I
mid IntoHtlnal ailments, Ineluding i.j.r I
pendlettis. Ono done will convince or I
money reffufnded. At nil drugi-ns.
. Adv.
THE UNIVfcRSAl CAR
THE FORD SEDAN
The I'nrtl Hrd.nt Is an nil wsntlier rar for Ihe
fnnilly. Warm mid ciicIommI ii. winter without lm
pairing clear iWim, open ami cik1 in summer.
Il flexibllll), iliindiillly, ran of cimtrol and itoiu
otny of operation luakrw it 11 prartlcal rar for tho
family MaiUlng; a M-rvicrlli all jewr car.
-
(Vine in or plume xtt It you nro Interrxtrd. Wo
would ho (ilail 10 ilemoiiHirnte to you til feature
that ilaco tho l'ord Soilnn as the teit. I1I around
light car iu the world.
C. E GATES AUTO CO.
t or. &l' th aaj Paclflo Blghwaf
Day or Night
WEEKS-CONGER CO
Funeral Directors
''.Vf E HAVE UUCIDED TO CLEAN
VP WITH THIS COMING OF ' TIic
NEW YEAR (Ad Klamath . Herald).
There was loud cheering aud cries of
".Never Again!"
' WHEREAS, WHEREAT
'' ' ; (Marshfield News) ' ' '
: This afteraoon, as Mrs. Dorsey'
Kreitzef was'driviag with a couple
of women in, the family coupe,
their machine was struck, at the.
corner or KIrod and Uroadway Uy
the Whereat bug, which was going
south on Broadway
crease of S&00 from tho estimate for
1919. '
I'sing an "adjusted" rate for state
and sectional comparison of cancer
mortality, the report concludes that
"tho northern states have a compara
tively high and the southern states a
comparatively low cancer mortality."
Among states in the registration area,
Massachusetts showed the highest
"adjusted" rate, 98 per 100,000, while
the rate of 45.9 for South Carolina was
the lowest. ' "' ' '
The nation Is glad Eugene Debs Is
out Of jail, and expects that the first
time he starts bawling about being
"crucified on the cross of capitalism,"
lie goes back. .
"Dleedinc France", has begun to act
lilte -rho ill -sires America to be "the
BUiue way. , - ,-, ;
U. S. Secretary Roma Dead
ItO ME, Dec. 27. (Hy . Associated
Press.) Lewis Morris lddings, 71, of
Warren, Ohio, luug tUiie secretary of
the American embassy In Home, died
suddenly here last evening.
Dyed Her Wrap,
Skirt, Sweater,
, and Draperies
Rear Admiral Davis Dead
WASHINGTON', Dec '27. Rear Ad
miral Charles Henry Davlp, retired,
brother-in-law of Senator Lodge, of
Massachusetts, died at bis borne here
today. He wan a native of Boston and
76 years of aije.
Every "Diamond' Dyes" package
tcllM how to aye or tint any worn,
failed garment or drapery a -now il-h
color that will not ntreak, spot, fade
or run. Perfect hon,e dyeing Is guar
Hiiteed with Diamsnd Dyi-s even If
you have never dyl before. Junt tell
your druggist whother the mate-rial
you -wih to, ye U wool or silk., or
whether it Is llnon.i cotton or mixed
goods. For fifty-oao years millions
of women have bceni using "Diamond
Dyes" to add years of wear to their
old shabby waists) skirts, dresses,
coats, sweaters, stockings, drupeties,
hunglngs, everything!' Adv
1
iS? . i ! " f:,"1 . . 11 ' t : w
LET US HELP.
SOMK happy people in Jackson T'oinitv lia-l
Chnstinas HaviiiRH Accounts opened ; for
tliem at the First Xational.' "We'll lu-lp all
we can to make llieirliank baianees row in
. 1922. i '
Others received cheeks tm this hank. I f j'oit
.Jiaye. nothing jiarticular to spend. youis on,
why not deposit it in a Savings or Checking
Account, where it will draw interest ?
Vfie first National Bank:
Mbdford Oregon .
1 iLJX
GIM CHUNQ
China .Herb Store
Wd i-i-ii- i, ir MttffiK, nesilarhii, eat"
irrh, il i.H i-riii mire tlirnut. liinu trouliln.
I.Iih v iimiiI'U;, MifHmicri irrejtfte, nwart
rinfi.ii ci iiim f-vi-r. rrami't, omisba
in -or i-it-i'iiiiHui'i. rm-butiryes, tuinoia,
fMi-k.-.l s,-..i i-iirna ull klnili of aoitnra.
N' ol-KII AI IUNfl.
Meilf'inl, i.irrKOn, Jan, 15, 1917.
Tii l to certify that I, Hi unrtir.
iiri-Kil. Iiul vry Nvra atomaeh truiilil
nut lirni hern tiolhelrd fur several ynara
ml AumiKt hh not esnrolmt lu
'tvi hmiI hrnrlns' of Olm TIiuiiw (whOM
H-rl more In hi 214 hoiilh I-rmit strmt,
UeilfoM), t ili-oliliicl i iri-t hnrtia fur m
Islomaeti troulilu, anil I sinned to fecltn(
ettr im noon as I usi-a tnnn and today
am a well man anil can heartily trcom-
menu snyonu arrucitd a I wu to at
lijim riinng and try hit ircrt.n.
(MIKHO'1) W, K, JUIIMSUM.
W'ltnmHrs; - ,
Wm. I.rwln, En clr Pnlnt.
W, L. Chlldrrlti, F.nli Point.
M. A. AnilHraon, Mi-iif'TO.
H. H. Holmes, (Wis l'"it.
C. K. Mnorr, Kairla Pnlnt.
J. V. Xclntym. i.iiKla I'olnt.
Oro. Von ilrr Mullen, Knu-lr Volnt
T-hna M NlrfiHl Vnlr
CHAS. MILLER
RADIATOR
SHOP
J2S N. Ornpo BU
. I'hono BSO.lt
WOOD
Beat wood of all kinds., Only wood In
t-tty unde onver. Also heat Ctab
Cool at tl 7 off car. "
VALLEY FUEL CO.
I tod and WU . ; ' VIiom 71
Affemans
Exalted Service
Care of lie Sick
Lfrn to render tliit iwrvlci
iklllfully whether u i nurw, t
teacher, hotiitalni-rvii),r, vrcain.
munlly Marker, The lliree-yrar
cuune Ii avulUble ti Graduetre uf
High Scliuuli who are it jrraia
ufageorovrr. A flew clan Ii bring
enrolled. Inquire of the Supcrin.
tendent of Nurir,, Sunriirii Unl
t veniiy Hmpitil, Sill FiamUcojU
to the ronrte, the wondt-rt'ul new
. building and iu modern Citilitin,
STANFORD
SCHOOL OF NURSING
. SajiTrancisco ' .
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