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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
WASHINGTON, No. 26. Some
tiniu nyo we wrot au oUUualv f the
league of National whh a parti'-ularly
that must have made Coroner John
IV rl fcnvioua. Thai obituary still
mU.uOb. Hut to continue the record
it should he stated today that an as
sociation of nations has been made,
or is about to be made residuary I
lepateo.
Whether the disposition of the latej
league's property, material and spir
itual, is contented or not. remain to!
be seen; but The probabilities are itj
will not be. This hi not to Bay there j
will be no opposition, but it 1h to I
tuiy that no avt-nue of successful op-1
position is yet in MKht.
The reason is briefly, better law
yers. The association has what the
le:.gue lacked, expert leKal advice.
Secretary Jluhe.s la probably one of
tho beKt lawyers' In America today,
and Klihu Itoot has the reputation of
beinK a better one. They apparently
plan to disarm senate opposition by
not requiring Bvnatorial sanction. The
association, in other word, inatead of
IteifiK a hard and fast agreement,
bound by, treatjis to he merHy a tft-n-t
It-men's undiTHtundinK, havliiK all the
virtues, of u Kolemn covenant with
none, or few of its weaknenses. j
This hioks like Kood si-nut?. " for In
the last Unalywis, no International con
cert or association, depimds for its
huccess upon U-nnl Kiritures of tech
nical . obligations, The structure
stands or falls on the force of public
opinion, in this case, world opinion.
If the peoples, of the world really
want peace apd are wililiiK to sarl
fice HotnethiiiK to attain It, then the
work, if protected from monkey
liitls. Alrnnst any machinery will
veMde" for aiVoinplishment . matters
wrviiches. And as politician are
chronic monkey wrench wielder. a
machine which can ride over them
is far better than a machine which
can't. -
Now it fs a pretty itafe bet that Sen
ators Uoiah and Johnson don't like
the way things are turning out any
better than the democrats. fiut if
this association, as a Rentlemen's
agreement, with a world court and
limitation of armaments as essential
elements, is iJiumhed. what are the
politico J partijyins or irreconcilibles
to do about ft?
They can introduce legislation to
nullify the fore, of the agreement,
btit a majority vote 'must be pained
in both houses and the president's
veto must be overridden after that.
In ot her words, the 'two-thirds vote
thai killed the lenfcue will under the
HardinK- Huphes-Itoot arrangement,
almost certainly kill the opposition.
Rather pretty. Isn't it. That'll what
conies from having an ordinary mind
or merital return to normalcy sur
rounded by the best minds available,
instead of a master mind, surrounded
by -nothing at all.
The lU-apue ;of Nations stands to
day as the hard working pioneer,
who sowed the seed's of a fortune.
bi( didn't live to reap the harvest.
The leap tie heirs proinlne to get the
benefit, and pass that benefit on to
the world. It doesn't seem entirely
fair, and yet It Is undoubtedly the
way of the world. Makers of for
tunes rarely have the joy of spending
them, ff the beneficiaries only show
the BMisonnd character to spend their
spiritual inheritance, wisely, there will
from the standpoint of the non-political
perspective, be little complaint.
j-f is !
voi w by .-JsSp 1 i
1
mm
Tho iri-rat man lias crime nnfl "gone,
without having his special train
searched for liquor, or Ills religions
beliefs assailed.
The mornlnKS are irpU.inK "nippy
around the wines, caiiHlns people to
walk like they were boIiib Boine plnet
Times are hard. However, the na
tion cannot suffer them properly ex
eept under a democratic administra
tion. .
A Florida widow of 15, has just mar
ried a tililjo millionaire of 8G. Or
course sho would have done the same
if ho only had a dime.
viBlt nt the company ofricus in that
city.
The newest shades In silk mixed
and Bhetland yarns. Handicraft Shop.
Hoar ye! Hear ye! Klein tho Tailor
makes reliable suits and o'coats, $00
values at $45. 128 E. Main. Upstairs.
219
Quill Points
The wiij of tln transgressor isn't hard to li-urn.
Girls should never txa out with married men. It isn't Ireatinjj
wives rif,'hl, mid then miirried men (ret too darned fresh.
their
KiirofiR will neve'r eonecde that we lire eiillnied imlil soiiie of our
celebrities begin to iniiku farewell tours over ther.
If a man has a conviction that almost anybody can lick him, he
finds solace in the belief that he is nil intellectual.
Vte wonder at times if these people who gel divorced frequently
give the officiating clergyman an minimi n'tainer. .
v; There are men who olailn to be standing up for Jesus who won't
jj'i vcn stand up to give a woman a seat in a sfreet ear,
n :
A lot of people think they have the fighting spirit just because
they enjoy watching somebody else do the fighting.
Ilettor MiibIc week Is nhout over,'
and next Week tlipy'oiiBht to have a
Loss Music week.
Work on tho Joe OaKuon railway to
tho Coast has hcen tenipoiarlly hailed.
While - making n Bhaip eurva 11 miles
west ot J'vllle, tho eraser Hew orf the
lead pencil...... . .; .
' A tnilnjoad of peanuts arrived al
Portland Thursday, probahly for use
by thd peanut politicians at the sprlnK
primary. ... '
H'1 getting alonij .towards tho Onto
of Uin year when the merchants get
hooked on n erleBof hum cheeks pre
Hentad by nn-honest looking stranger.
, y, MORE. HARD LUCK
' (Hornbrook News)
Wo.fiow have a. phyHlelan Dr.
Jolies but most of lis are almost
HMhsmed to meat him on account
of so little use for his aorvlccs.
Consistency didn't mean anything to that rich man who cut off his
hair because the boy married a girl with bobbed hair,
There arc always compensations. I'nlimited production of paper
money put tt crimp in the production of books about the war.
AVlien n woman apologizes for the appearanee of her house, femi
i.ine guest-s understand that she is calling attention to its immacu
late condition. -
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
8. How many liquid quarts does
one liter equal?
II. Mow mnny nuiln cantos, are
..-THE RiFt TO WORMALCY
i . ' (Chlco Enterprise) -. . -
Tho ' imderalgnod tho other night
had it long conversation with a prominent-clubwoman
from California, who
Hjioko' most ardently of her "very deep
affootlbn" for England a nation
which sho coiiHldera to he tho model (,,,.,. ln ,no iiindu cnsio Hj-stem?
which the United States should try to.
follow; a nation whose international
and colonization policies Hho lauded to
the skies most enthusiastically chain,
ploulng (Ireat ririlaln's attitude anil
her acts In 'those very things which
other American women so Hovoroly
had criticized.
"At the Kiiiuo tlmo Bhe heialoil tilt1
United States idobL severely for whnl
she called her "shameful derfertion"
of her allies.
She Btated that at one time she was
a' warm admirer and champion ol
Hiram Johnson, but that now she de
spised him.
Questioning brought out the state
ment that the reason for her present
stale of mind toward our senator Is
that 'the- United Stales would have
Joined tho League of Nations had It
not heen for Johnson.
Sho nlso averred that by far the
three greatest living Americans are
WooJJ-ow Wilson, Herbert Hoover and
Chi'Bter Unwell.
1, How much docs It cost to get a
patent?
- 2.' Which Is the leading peach pro
ducing Htatu In 'tho union;' ; .
3. Where Is tho I'eniiliscot river?
4. What is a penumbra?
t. What Is the white spot nt tne About I!) miles a minute.
huso of the fingernail called? wtu) wn) 10 ,,,., ..(.pm,.,,,,
(I. What famous cartobris did Uominoo for preMldent? Ans. John
Tluilnus Niist orlKluute? jc. 'Kreemont.
7. How many pounds docs a kilo- ". Where does most of the nsbes-
grani equal? I
2, How does the population of Ire
land and Norway com'puro? Ans. Ire
land has a larger population than
Norway.
3. When do the most serious
storms occur In Florida? Ans. In
tile late summer and early fall.
1. How hot dues an oven havo to
bo to bake biscuits? Ans. Krom 4 SO
to 050 doKrocH.
C. Mnw fast does the earth travel
On its Journey around the sun? Ans.
To Stop Coughing at Night
When anyone is Buffering from a
.bronchial affliction or bus n cough
that lingers on and grows worse at
night, the loss of sleep tends to weak
en the nufforer and grows more ser
ious tho longer it Is neglected, .Mrs.
M. "Kilter, C17 Longhrook Ave., Strat
ford, Conn., writes: "Koley's Honey
and Tar has given me great rellel
from a bcvoi-c attack of bronchitis."
No medicine stnnds higher throughout
the nation as a family remedy for
colds, coughs and croup. Sold every
whcix). Adv.
tos usi-d In the world come from?
Ans. Quebec,
8. Where is most of tho ribbon In
the t'nltecl .States made? . Ans. In
l'l-nnsylvniila and New Jersey.
in. What, national park .Is located ' W licit was .the flral Ford car
In Kentucky? made? Ans. In 1 t0;t.
Answer to Yterda)-s Questions: ! 10. When Is the beiulit of the sbip-
I. How lung was John Marshall plug season in Florida ? Ans. He
chief Justice? Ans. 34 years. I tween November 15 an J 'July I.
DALLAS, Texas. Dec. :t. Mississip
pi college and llnylor university met
here today In a postseason football
gamo.
RipplingRhuinGS
BED.
THKlvK'S nolhiiig like my downy couch, there's nothing like
the helpful hay; when there 1 soon forget the grouch that
made me noxious through the day. "When day is done with all
its chores my nerves are often on the blink, for many of my tasks
are bores, designed to drive n man to drink; and so my temper's
all on tslge, ami I throw elironios at my wife; and I refuse to sign
the pledge or try to lead a better life. The world appears a dismal
place, the haunt of sorrow and of sin, anil you might search my
widespread face and never find a cheer-up grin. Hut when the
village clock strikes nine I totter feebly to the hay, and there un
conscious 1 recline until there comes another day. And while I
sleep my . troubles flee, iny'ranky notions all subside, and when
to grub they summon me 1 am as cheery as a bride. My aunt has
oftenSaid, ''Odsfisb, the morning finds yon jjood as new; and, as
for mo, I only wish you'd slay (hat way (he whole day through."
When evening comes I often feel the symptoms of some new dis
ease; a punk sensation in the heel, or shooting fantods in my
knees. And when I to my roost repair, fear my end is drawing
near; with all those symptoms sizzling there. I have good reason
for such liar. Hut iu my sleep I bey till depart, like other griefs
they lose their hold; mid when 1 rise I'm so blamed smart you'd
take me lor a three-year-old.
fo one is as oocL as he miKt ba.
$L Pyri orator is a mtiv
-sSS' J Jt, v.; xwho can. make
- .'?-WKabN0e)ple believe
" ,' ; $pPfar wKat he y ,
' " .' cC ?"sirS!f4 1 wkort. he docsnj-fc
Jove meetr it severest ifcit wKcn. one of
-the. pair eat J orvforvJ.
"J"he chief ood. -that comes -frtim. "kicking"
I 4Urt- i7y.i-r.if.
A&"
The act of Spittini oiv -the
kands is not patented. V
little 5cien.ee and a-lot of swearfe
is a. combiriai'fciore yotj rivti't beat. .
H2 '(-CK SPYS'
g(S. -er ; ncn. who dont
&.5C? . 4- 4- .-. t
15- dort-'fc have, sou
n T-rouoe. rinairt.'
o wife . "
S5M2S'
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HOLD ON TO YOUR,
Sport Flashes
REPORT IS L
CIIK'AU), (. 3, Wheat has ud
vum tfd in ni a' hi.s ftk, owing
HiiKt-iy in OKtinuites iniUciitiiiK that
i-unOitinri of th.v duinestic winter
crop 1h the lowest stiver met. Coin
pared Villi a week aRO, wheat prices
this niorninK showed 1 Vi to 2'jc Btiin
ami with corn ' urn-hunted to llMc
lower, oats um-haiiKed to Vj rn c
clown and provisiuns varying from
lie decline to a rise of $1.10.
At times the wheat market display
ed activity on (i lut'KO Kcale. wlih a
material increase ot trade from tho
outside. Hulllsh sentiment was first
stimulated )y reports that small nuss
of the rice crop in Japan and China
would cause Iniyine of wheat for those
countries. Heavy falling off in the
ewti mated exportable, surplus of Aus
tralia wa also iven special atten
tion. It was only, hotvfcver, when re
markable Kansas crop figures were
pahlished ami later when a leading
authority here siiKKested that the
lTnited States winter cnip taken as a
whole, would he reduced to 475,000,
000 bushels as against B44.0O0.OMO
bnshfls last year, that the more de
cided gains in price for the week
were effected. On the other hand,
rains In Texas and Kansas, n well as
in southern Argentina, tended more
or less to ease the market again as the
week drew to a close.
Predictions that mirier weather
would bring about enlarged receipts
of corn were burdens on tho value of
corn and oats.
I'ork jumped much higher owing
to scantiness of the stock on hand,
lird hnri ribs, though, were but little
changed.
I CHICAGO, Doc S. The tmnnal
! meeting of the western conference
'uthltic directors and eoachcB in tho
various college sports o.Hneri here to
, day with fnrmulntion of tho l'Jii
schedules beinj; K'ven paramount con
sideration. Pew chanKRa arc expected in the
football schedules of the elevens
which finished at the top of the per
centage column last fall. Iowa, the
1HJ1 champion is seeking games with
the stronger teams. Iowa hopes to
arrange contosts with Chicago and
Illinois and still maintain the schedule
so that the team can go east to play
Yale October 14.
Princeton , is expected to play at
Chicago.
. NISW YORK, Dec. ,1 Twent y-ono
exhibition games have been scheduled j
by the New York G-iants for their
'snrimr tnrlnimr sefls.in. In twentv of!
the contests the world's champions
I will have elrher the Chicago White
Sox or the Memphis Southern associa
tion club tor an opponent.
IIOfK ISLAND, III., Dec. 3. Uko
Dundee of Hock Island, won every
round of his ten-round bout villi
Gene Watson of the 1'acific coast.
i here Inst night.
i CHERRO CHIMES
i
Wo don't .Maino the wholo family
For I'tvliiuj; onery and l!iu,
"U hen you don't uso
Cl.t-.To Flour.
CHERRO
I A fin,,. r V.n.,,1 l.lnnJ
For family use.
At your grocer's soon,
(To Im continued.)
SHED APPRECIATE IT
Y can sniiscst one lliinc that ninny .Incksim County
wives wmild cnjny rcccivini; this t'lifis! inns.
'I'll n I "s u fnir-sizcil Clicckin); Accuuut til (lie l-'ii-st
Nntiiiiinl. Such nn iiccriunt nllnws the llniiio-ninkcl'
to (lislim-sc inniicy in business-like fashion, ami to
inanni;e Iht jicisonnl finnnees as she chooses.
If you i-efei'. open a .joint Chivkins Account fop you
and yiiur wife. 'Ilius making her your partnei' in
reality s well as theory.
a? First National Bank'
; Medford Oregon
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Hold fast to your money. You ued a vis-liko 'gTip on it
to keep it rf from slipping away from you. ; . , , .(, ; .:; ;
The best way to keep your money SAFE is. to put it m our
Bank, then you cannot lend or spend it and it isalways ready
when you need it.
Come in and open an account TODAY.
We will welcome you. . .
Jackson County Bank
Established 1888
Member Federal Reserve.
Watch Your Gums
Bleeding Is the Sign
of Trouble
Medical science knows how serious is the sign of bleeding iinis,
for it knows that lender and bleedin;,' gums arc the forcnnmci'
of I'YORRUKA,. that di cail disease whieiu' afflicts FOl'R out
of every K1VI0 people over forty.
, r.i.
If the disease is unchecked, (he gum line recedesi tho teeth, de
cay, loosen and fall out, or must he extracted to rid the system
and wreck your health; these poisons often cause rheumatism,
nervous disorders, anaemia and other ills.
TO' AVOID PYORRHEA
-the best treatment for any disease is to prevent it. Free con-,
sullation and advice. ' '''".'
1'iiinless Dentistry is one of our specialtist. Not only in EX
TRACTIONS, but all other dental operations, where it is pos
sible to alleviate dental pain.
Dr. 0. J. Johnson, Dentist
228 East Main St., over M JYI Department Store ...
' Office IIours-9:00 to 7:00
Other tinvi) Hi'i'imged by appointment
Phone CfiH
Sundays 9:00 lb 12:00.
mai-'.'-.TaV:
'dtection
5r $our orchards
l-per. acre per Hour
Don't let frost take away your
year's income. Orchard heaters are
frost insurance. Use them and have
big crops at premium prices when
others fail; get the high prices for
your crops.
Scfaeu Smokeless and Canco Heaters
linvp savnd crop nil over tlie TTnlted
Htuts. Temperatures of 1G successful
ly raised above ilanner point. "Oulaldo
temperature was 213. with Srheu Heaters
maintained innlde teniperatui-e ?,4J.
'rnp saved. lO'i'r. Value per aere
SI 20(1." f;iys Kvnest A. Tonic, nppie.
grower of Cashmere. V.'n.shinelnn.
(! rowers nil over I'nlted States re
port .siiullui' SIK-CC.K3.
Jlore Thnn a Million Xorr In Vat
Cort SHe Up. See -the lieater In oe
llon Oet enr free 4S afif book
' rost Insurance."
R. G. Bardwell
I,oi'tl Hrpri'sontiiilvo
Medlorrt. Ore.
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O.vhni-il Healer lirh.
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