MEDFOTm MATTj TRIBUNE, MEBFORUL AREftON, SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 2V 1921'
pate FOUR"
BlEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE
AN INDEPENDENT NKWSPAI'ER
PUBLIMHKl) KVKlty Ai-'TEHNJON
fclXC'KIT KUNDAY HY TUB
UtUt'UKU PK1NT1.NU CO.
S'n Bedford Burnjuy Hun In rurnlctif)
uoacrlberB desiring & seven day dully
uewapuper.
Office Mail Tribune UullMng. 26-27-19
North Kir Btreet. J'hono 76.
A - consolidation of. tn Oernocrntlc
Tlmea, the Medi'ord Mall, the .Mi-tirm.!
Tribune, Tho Southern On-fnluu. The
Anhlund Tribune.
Quill Points
JiutiKiiry iijipiNii's to Ik.- H,ii:iliiii'v:l:tr-ii'ool'.
d'od j,u us men; mul tlicn ln-1 j us to provide jobs for tlicm.
rodkkt w. m'in.. Kditor.
BU.Ml'TKK H. SMITH, .Muimifer.
UBICKIPTIOS TEHMkl
BY MAIL 1 ii Advance:
Tin' sij-fn i i'i f-i n 1 t'-tit nii ot'nn Aiin-rii'i'in li.'iniiol is ilu dry toiist.
As lil'o draws to ;i rlosc. s'iiih- ii s -i i t;i!c up religion ; mul some t.dii- j
up roll'.
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l!iy, without Sumlny Sin, y.-nr.... er.u, i " 1 ' 'ioi...-i.
Dallv, without Kinuluy Sun. month .'...I
vjaLiv Mi.ii 'rrinuiif. ono year 2.IH'
Buuduy Hun, one year . :"
BY CAItKIEH In Mi-ilfciiu, Ashland
Jacksonville, Central I'otnl. I'luwulx.
Talent: ,L
Dally, 'Vlth Sunday Hun, month i.
Dally, without Sunday Sun. mouth
Uallv, without Bund.iy Hun, year ... 7.S"
Dally, with h'unrtny Sun, one ye.tr K.bv
Ail terniM by carrier, c;mh In al-Hnee
Win n tin- 'I'l l'in.'iii sin i-iil.-itoi' u ius :i i : I - of marks liis iii'i" ni'Tcly !
I
liuliii liy tin- pi'ii'i' tiny t-li:i ! I'm' tin- slui'f, they should ) jc
iilli'il colli i-ali.'iiM lils.
Official paper of th- City of Modfora
Official paper of JaeKon Coiuitv
Old Dolihin liacl liis I'iiulls, ImiI you didn't have to ,j;M'l( up oiu'
lind Tool to "ct liim slarlod on a frosty iinirliiiii;.
nworn dally aveit.ro tlrriiliitruii for
lx montliB endlnn Pel.. IU20. 3-I,
Entered aw crwn c-,.-- matter oi
Medford, Oregon, under Hie act of Marrl,
I. 1879
MEMJSHltS OF Till; ASKtll-'l ,Vl.l
PIIKSH.
The Asorrlatoil l'r.s In eiclualvelv
entitled to tne use for repuhhentlon of
Bit news dispatches civil! ted In It. or no'
ntherwIH.! credited In this paper, ai d ulBn
(be local news puhliHln-.l li.-r.ln
All ltChtH of reliulili-atloii of vpecla!
iBpstclleEl herein hie also o-y.-rv.:.!.
DJob n 1 i n rf
Ye Smudge Pot
l)y Artlmr J'eriy
I
Tho fimtlKill Hoason oinls loilny, with
tlio oxoi'iilinn of a low Kami's on iln
Biilp for ii'Vi'iiiii' only. No inoi i' Oils
your will nowspani'r p-adent bo tlii-illo'l
by the initjnstic lines: "Tlni local fatii
was derealeil but not tiealen yeuteiilay
Jy the scon! of Cli to 0, In a well played
Kitiiiu on the. part ol' the home h y:i,
who uliowed the fli;hll:i;: spirit. Brit,
endurance, HpiirlMmanship, and leani
work, lint jionsessed no lii'-k. 'I'lie vii;
iloi'H were unnecessarily I'ouIi, usiiii-'
fou4 tactics whenever they Ih'imnht L I i ;
ol'flelitlH were not loeldnK, niel actin;;
like u iniel: of lioodluin.".. Our Imya
were iierfeet gentlemen, and it is
hnpuil that the other teams will profit
by thd example they set. All nieiiili 'is
of tho visiting team .were old enoiiKli
to vote, anil the barkflcW all had whiskers."
A Calslieviki stroHrtl down the Main
Stem l''rl. pin, whose (Iress had been
disarmed.
I. el's see; liow was it thai null dodeial justice l.cl'oi'e (lie day of
expert witnesses'.'
Yon can say one I him for I his n;r. It is developimr some highly
trained eon forces.
As lone; as Ihe indemnity remains unpaid. tiVrman stiilesinen will
I'.a ve a promisin;,' fill lire.
The avei'aec man feels all puffed up wilh riolilooiisness when he
helps ii lil I le alioul. the house.
The first step in the direclion of disarmament has liuen Ihe gradual
i liininat ion of wrist wnlclics.
few epidemics are expeeled, liowcvcr. in t lit stales that won 'I nd
mil hecr for niediciiial use.
The wicked pari of Ihe movie, deleted ly the censor, eoiocs in
handy to make up poster illustrations for the adverl isimr.
Too many people can't distiuL'ilish lielween tile will of find and
a yenrnin;; to have Iheir own way.
Slill, Ihcre would be no worry alioul Ihe. in t r-ri il ' of China if
oilier mi L ions had a lillle mori' inleorilv.
A casual review of those who nllend church persuades us thai
ihe choir in Heaven will be largely soprano.
W tSo ' Fmc '3 81 tnnitef- of "the -most Komve rvnj.
yPhMns tmd bad cold, M mMK
r- . T-T--. F. vV"
P.An j w.' fyi.
rr
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A'-.iA InSDirctL Titorfi J I. T
CJ- "cores" ft f
' -two tKingj.
"There seem, to be "ten. waya of being meart
Tor every single way of bein dac.en.ii,
Jt'j all rilffc io cat onions if yotfVjiov ovf
fco keep yoor distance. ,
Yjhcrt. a town. divIdeSr
TLn'r-. -f
r? '""iSL itse f into cliques,Aifi iiliiA
ii h 1
"The highway .0 "tke Ho"t Place tnaittta.ins i"t
popularity whe-fcher' -fcrte Volstead
idea is cn-for-ced. or' not. .
HEZ HECK 5AY5:rK
reduces -hha
fMtiirajit:iftM..' r " 9
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Li
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III the slfiiL'ole lor coiiimcrcial siipreinacy, Ihe nation hut can't
keep Ihe puce probably won't keep I he peace.
HGW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
"icon kai.io yotilt nioH'io k!
l'.ll'll l''OKIIH, COUl) AS MOW. AM.
ACCKHSOHIKS. CASH Oil 'I'lOK.MH.
71'' TIIKHIO t'AKS LAST A HAY, IT
WILL IIIO A WONDIOK. STAIl AUTO
CO.MI'AXY." (Ad I'lineville News I. J
Frank and candid. , j
PURELY PERSONAL 1
(Red Bluff News)
At (he Sunday evening .services 1
at the First M. 1:. Church. Miss
Idiella CiUdsh.v, of Pelaliuua, a
soprano of rare voire and cull ore,
will render, "Kleepest Thou
Alone." nnil "O! Day That Shall
Not lie."
There is one eonsoliii"; thine; about, a war willi .lapan. It would
b" a naval war and 1 1 1 - desk men couldn't wear spurs.
The names on I he rullnian cars don'l really indicate anylhino.
Hill you can sav Ihal about the names on Ihe new novels.
Mr. Fatcoo Aihuckle will he actiuil
toil, and at best, the jury will dlsaKi-ee
hut 11 will he a lout; lime ere he heaves
11 custard pie, or sprinkles himself
with a garden hose wilh Ills old lime
abandon. It will take two years of
concentrated propaganda to recoil
Btniet the fat boy as an iiiinol.
Three, of the most lhorou:.;h hyster
ical fits ever thrown in the columns of i
a newspaper, appeared In the Kri. eve. j
edition til' the Port. Journal, in Ihe,
"Letters From the reople" depart-
nient. j
Tho foreign delesaleit to Ihe arms!
conference are i:oim; home Iicceailn'r
Ullli, probably to net a drink, there i
not beinir any of the filthy slulT in Ibis.
country, under the Prohibition law.
BILL CORE'S BOY N. B.
(Exchange)
Tim hired man In Ills p:uu;ec shin
And bis wlshbiine. whipcord jeans.
Quits liis eniprlrnil rind for the daily
Wind
With his pleasant and lir.M ma
chines. Garbed like an aelor. be mounts hi:
tractor. Which bends to his slic-htcst whim,
No tuoro he follows the siu-ly plow-,
Tho plow now follows hint.
For elKht short hours he tills the soil
Till the MilMs titillated:
Then his 'bus he'll lodKo in the farm
Kara He.
Oh Ihe hired 'man cipaled
From toil and soil and furrowed liebls.
Willie his crops surpass the marl,
hit he couldn't describe a curry comb
If he stepped oil it til the dark.
takes hii
afcl-
Then the hired man
blade
And harvests his cheek ar.ain
Jlo hides his tan wilh the talcum can.
And bailies in the Kircclain;
Then with raiment ay he is on hi
way
Where the jazziest bands perform -For
the hired man Is chief of the (dan
.Since the tractor hit the farm.
Jiut the fanner's wife and the fanner's
aunt
And tho farmer's daughters sH.
They Blurt at IV on the old clock's face
And they stick 10 il until IX.
No time to primp, nor to roune the lips
Nor to pluck an eye. brow thinner
For the hired man may have a snap,
if R'i!
JA&Y Vt Mason,
fer3W., yg-aj
ON FOOT.
1 KDKSTK1 AXS are often sinners, iioainsl the laws; they're
much In blame, when ehoo-choo wagons, made bv tinners,
eidlide wilh them and knock them lame. The motorists eel roasts
a-plenty , and I hey arc fined and placed in h'oi'k, when Ihey've rim
down some i i l; 1 1 1 or Iwenly cheap sports who don't know bow to
walk; who dodee around aniono Ihe buses, and laui;li all traffic
rules to scorn. Ihe moral driver cusses and wonders why
I hey e'er were born, .lust now we are exborlino drivers to end
Ihe present rci''n of fear, so (here may be a few survivors when
next the census men appear. And I cxborl the walking voters to
bear ill mind the rules of lloyle, and mil run down defenseless
motors, and make Ihe blood of chauffeurs boil. When someone's
hurl I lie crowds assemble, attracted by the siek'nino thud, and
si rait; hi way make Hie welkin tremble, demandine; some pool
driver's blood. Kill i, may be the hapless driver is innocent of
breakiiio laws; yet he is pinched and fined a si i ver-pcrha ps a
strileh in jail be draws. And it may be Ihe fellow sirirk.cn lias
broken all the rules in sit; hi , has jay -walked 111 his course would
sicken all true defenders of Ihe rivJil. And so, while we are loudly
pre.ieliine' o 1l10.se who rio aloii',' Ihe street, iiiethinks we
shouldn't fail in leaohim.', , walkers bow the wield Iheir feet.
I i low (",:ii's the Chinese standin:-::
army ennpare to' thnt ol' oilier coun
lilcs? '
:.'--! low much of ihe area of Yellow
stone park is ill forests?
Mow much are. Ihe railroads of
Ibis country worth?
I W hat does a main orniiK-oiilumv
welsh?
fi Who discovered ammonia?
(I What is Ihe cortex?
7 How many motor trucks are
there in the t'niled Slates?
s How biy; is the standin"; army of
France?
!l When did empress authorize the
coinage of one cent pieces?
10 liy what oilier name is New
York City sometiaies known?
Answer to Yesterday's Questions
1 In what city is Ihe naval observa
lor ef the Pniteil States located? Ans.
Washington, I). C.
" In what year did Hie first steam
ship cross Hie Atlantic? Ans. 1 S lil.
: I tow much weight does coffee
lose in roasting? Ana. Fifteen per
cent.
j ! Ilnw many miles of railroad are
'there ir Ihe I'rited Mate;-'." Ans.
I There are 2i;i,:iaS miles of railroad in
I the raited K'.;ucs.
r, How many chemical elements
are there? Ans. lOltthly-rour.
ii Who were some of the oilier dis
coverers of Columbus time? Ans. Via-
Iconic I'lnzon, Amerigo Vespucci anil
! Francisco OrellaVa.
j 7 Who painted Ihe picture. "The
I Si:,'ninK of the Declaration"? Alls.
I John Trumbull.
j S What Central American republic
i is almost exactly the size of Xew York
'state? Ans. XicaraKua.
! Xext to the .Mississippi-Missouri
river system what river is the longest
in Ihe world? Ans. The Xile.
10 What state in the I'nion pro
duces the most silver? Ans. Xevada.
Cleurloe; lloue I'ljruri's.
NKW YOKK", .Nov. L'li. The actual
condition el' elearillK bouse banks and
trust companies lor the week (five
days) shows thai they bold f I 1.5:111, -I
I n reserve In excess 01' leifal require
ments. This is a decrease of $!",
uf,::.f.i:n from lust week.
1
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ir.iiit rs s-ijj
1 Irr.T 1 1 1
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Western Electric
Washing Machines
READY TO HELP
n iiulnviry i, on. re iinportaiit lo 1!;, out ry at
l.iroe II, ni l!,:il 1.1' avrieullnre. That fact was ree--"''I
1,1 1 '"ii'tro iii its r. e, . !,,im to farmers ami
l;es!,,rk !'.l;.,e.;.
'I'll'' arrange nK f. r 1 l, n.'loi.r credits Ihroiiuh lo
cal commit s ef hankers are imw complete. These
loans may be lorn; lino- om . which makes t In 1 1
more helpful still.
1 11.' r 1 I'M ai 11111:11 will he ;!,!, I lo mve t lie 1 lei a lis lo
any personally 1 1 1 1 1. t . I .
Vne First National Bank'
Mrdford Oregon
Itlin'ON AKTINcN SAI'ETy
IriAf LOCKS AND w'.I.EASeN
I SWINGING I lu.VJRSINr. ) FOR J
IWKHJCER IN HANDLE K)!? m Jr (JW WRINGER
HKmtoy XVTUHHl jr--'l'jll tty
WGEARsS Ti vTf ff pi CONTROLS
"l INSIDE Y . I g'V-- ' jfl J ILNDLE
j I TO TEAR I rm--. . i;OR I
L"' ci.OTH. J rf' " i0rl "lBf-- - V MACHINE J
1 top Y4 - r jSjsrr enclosed
I I.IXINC ' 1 I - S6-l-jl V i-miko
IlTHKOUGHOL'Tl.J k' Vii 3f- no pasovkto)
HUSI lI lI LP rv V tllTRUOR Ok
1 ruooF ' s. V2gBS3r tiui-i)HN
S j j l't)I.LF.YM. ImacIIINEI
I I splash I I ni: u.sko to I easii y
I t 'R O O F "" KAI t: 011 1 - y
Every Christma.'? will be a merry one for the family
who has one.
EASY PAYMENTS
Paul's Electric Store
Cor. Main and Central
Phone 90
ImwvYourfiituiv Comfort
In the summer time of your life put your money REGU
LARLY in our Bank.
Then when the winter time of your life comes you will have
the necessary comforts and the luxuries you desire.
Begin now. Come in and open a bank account.
Ve will welcome you.
Jackson County Bank
Established 1888
Member Federal Reserve.
SERVICE GARAGE
' 22 South Fir Street
UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
During the coinins' week vi will put on a regular
Ck'tiu-up iind (!ct Aciiaiiiic(l Sale of reliable used
cars 1'i'oin .lO.OO up. Terms, of course.
We liave'some excellent i rucks buys.
Here are a few
Chevrolet touring, runs fine," only $175.00
Ford touring, a dandy at only $175.00
2 ton Acason truck, new, sacrifice for only.:. .$1750.00
Reo Speed Wagon.
Dodge Touring.
Dort Touring.
1 Ford Tractor, a snap u
and many others
Come in early and take your pick
iveineniber the place where you and service meet.
SERVICE GARAGE
22 South Fir Street
Ashland .Winter Fair
a
December 7-8-9-10
IG DAYS 4
DISPLAYS OF
OREGON PRODUCTS
GREAT FRUIT EXHIBIT
CORN AND GRAIN SHOW
DOIV1ESTIC ART
AUTOMOBILES
and
BIG POULTRY AND RABBIT SHOW
Also LIVESTOCK ,
All Southern Oregon invited lo f-end exhibits and
participate in the fair.
Two o'i'eat buildings The 'Armory and Natato
ritmi. devoted to the show.
ENTERTAINMENT EACH NIGHT
BIG SPEAKERS BAND
ORCHESTRA AND VAUDEVILLE
CARNIVAL THE LAST NIGHT
Write ..the ..Secivlury... Ashland ..Chamber., of
Commerce for Premium List and Kntrav Blanks.
lint he also must have dinner.