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Ye Smudge Pot
Hy Arlliur Perry
POEM FOR TODAY
It Is not raining rain for me,
It's raining daffodils;
In every dimpled drop I see
Wild flowers on the hill. v
The cloudB of gray engulf the day
And overwhelm the town;
It Is not raining rain to me,
It's raining roces down.
It Is not raining rain for me,
But fields of clover bloom,
When any buccaneering bee
Can find a bed and room.
A health unto the happy,
A fig for him who frets;
It is not raining rain to me,
It's raining violets.
(Robert Loveland, 1878)
, The state of Orenon Is Kojmi to bans
two more- men December 2nd. One
man has already been killed for the
same crime, admitted before be was
"executed" that bo fired the fatal shot.
TIiIb Is KGltinK an "eyo for an eye,"
nnd a "tooth for a tooth" with a ven
geance, and shows that an .uncivilized
practice Ih enforced with the mime
f It'll) hand that enforces the fish laws,
...New York physicians are koImk to
educato tho peoplo to live 100 years
Any number can hunt,' out that loiiK
If they wore assured It would not be
necessary to do any work after they
were 20.
.THAT PARTISAN FEELING
(Marshflcld News)
' In n plain, ordinary, knockdown
and tlriiK-out fist flKht with a rail
way mall clerk and two "leatber
; nocks," the man who probably has
. more friends on the Pacific, coast
than Woodrow Wilson, was taken
Into custody.
Porllnnd Is (joint; to bavo an "In
spector of cafeterias." Tliey also need
un Inspoctor of dlshi-ans, und a state
bootleKKers commission.
A $1,000,(100 rain Is Tallinn over the
valley, ami, as usual, I'aiuicrH have
been caught with bay down.
Hank Hates says ho shaved Hoy
(lurdner, when tboro was a $2iu0 re
ward for tho slick gentleman, lie nave
lien a 25 cent tip, so all ho lost was
?!. 75.
Tho evidence In Iho Fatcoo Arbucklo
case shows that no yells for bell) were
emitted by the ladles present at the
Jamboree until about the 1Mb piece of
cuatard pie.
GRAB 'EM ANCIENT!
(Albany Democrat)
Is there sotuo good man about
fifty years old who would appre
ciate a K"od refined lady for a
wife? If so, please address, A. II.
('., Ibis ol'llce. Tritium need not
answer.
"ItlOUniNtl LAWYKIt- ('HACKS IX
ASSK.MBLY' (KcdilliiK News). Too
near a stove.
Tim eminent poppyeoekist. VVIIllaui
Jennings lir.van desires to cancel all
debts owed by Kurope to tile I'S. as a
means of bringing world peace. Win
not Klvc Kurope overythlnir west of
Iho Mississippi river to prove the
American heart is in the right place,
and donate the remainder to Japan,
to show no' favorites art' played.
"A large number 'of people went
north Kri. and Sat. to see a couple of
schools they never attended play fool
ball. They were actuated largely by a
desire to go some place In an automobile.
A
STHMA
No cure for it. but welcome
relief is oftnn brought by
v VAPoRua
Cw Million fat UnJ Yearly
IS THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS DEAD?
PHRASES are dangerous. JYojilo are so inclined to substitute
them for facts. There was the plii'iise "Ho kept us out of war,"
for example. Now there are the phrases, or rat her terms "Naval
Holiday" mid "Disarmament Conference." As the arms parley pro
ceeds it is becoming more and more evident that many people are
sttbst it titiiivr these terms for accomplished facts. are really picturing
it decade of "peace on earlh. fiood uil Ito man."
As a matter of fact, even when a naval holiday has been atirced
upon it will no) be, in itself, a step towards peace, but a step toward
solvency. Jt will mean less expenditure all around, it will not mean
necessarily, less contention or less fighting
' Here is the situation: lapan and the I'uited States have two
policies in the Pacific which are. to date, inherently antagonistic.
Japan wants special privileges in the l'aeifie, the United States wants
equal privileges; Japan wants to exploit China; the I'nitcd Stales
w'anls Chinese integrity maintained.
How to accommodate these two conflicting views, without war. is
the one issue at the Washington conference, which in its importance
and seriousness, overshadows all others. If a mutual understanding
is reached, the terms above will mean soinclliiiie;, if such an under
standing is not reached, they will mean nothing.
At the present time no basis for an understanding has been pre
sented and it even appears to many thonghlflu observers that such an
understanding is utterly impossible,
For Japan can't be expected, unless n political revolution should
be carried out within, to voluntarily abandon what she already hits.
And Japan has virtual control of China now ; she has Korea, Shantung,
Manchuria. She has the German possessions. In other words she
isn't compelled to fight for anything, her only obligation to carry out
her program of imperialistic development, is to stand pat.
The United States, on the other hand, can't maintain her tradi
tional policies in the l'aeifie unless she can force Japan to retire from
the territory she now controls. So there you are! For how can Japan
be compelled except by force? ,
A similar situation in the past has never arisen without war. There
is scarcely a prominent diplomat in Kurope today, who doesn't regard
war between lhe United States and Japan as inevitable. N'ot this
year or next year, or not perhaps in ten years, but eventually, proba
bly in less than fifteen years.
AVhat is the answer? Is there really no way out? The answer to
our mind, is a League of Nations; nol, the League,, but some world
tribunal bached by overwhelming force, material and moral, to which
this American Japanese dispute can be referred for final .settlement.
AVe can see no other peaceful outcome. And what an irony, if the
arms parley called by President Harding should eventually result in
the foundation of a League of Nations, in opposition to which he was
so overwhelmingly elected I
Jlut we repeal, phrases are dangerous. AYoodrow AVilson was elect
ed war president because he kept us out of war. if President Harding!
should go down in history as the great tounilor ol a world association
of peace, some of his supporters would probably die of apoplexy but.
things us strange have happened.
r
fna word Tool 13 seldom usea any
more without "the adjective.
yff!'? constant gamble against the weathttc
Xi 13 a "fine "thinb "to wartfc -nothinfyor you cart
depend, upon. ettiM it.
Soma people b'ninSiiiey are ffctirifc into society
when they cart, afford a hired jr' one avveek.
Adam anrjl Eve s-urely haA ihe'if
-troubles arounj mosquibo "fcirne.
ITiei-a is but one way io have good.' heatrL,
and. -that, is "to keep clean, arici bedave yoorsef.
jf KEZ HECK SAYS:
' 7 ' ,
1
tT't 'j 0 ? "One. avanta; op whisicrj
- VA- H 15 -r (cy Keep liOffdLKKr
,v x w juice off IhagHickue." .
4
TOLSTOY FAMILY START
iVE TO SAVE
Quill Points
it will take more than a world war to put the "ex
I'oo many statesmen think the fruits of victory
Le. us beat, our swords
China.
in expenses,
re grafting.
into plowshares and our late allies into
The regulars may get more plums, but the nonconformists gel more
publicity.
Tn a rural
J8IJ seconds.
contest in Kentucky, the winner dressed a chicken
Dili the metropolitan chicken won't wear seconds.
Even the mosj disreputable lawyers hesitate to manufacture evi
dence in hootch cases.
There are fewer
occasional squall.
domestic storms in the home where I here is an
AVcll, well, why shoiildn't the cost of government be higher'.'
arc getting more of it. .
Let's see; the conference wi
senate should ratify its work bv
I be over in a few weeks.
1!r'b
AW
the
XAKA, Polyana, Itussia, N'ov. '1
The homo of the l:o Outint I.eo Tol
stoy, which is classed by the s.iviet j
government, as a national museum, is I
in danger of collapse. Although the j
government Is running free weekly
pilgrimages to the- house, no money
has been spent in Its upkeep and the,
Tolstoy family plans to start a world
wide restoration fund of $100,000. j
The family also promises to found a
Toystoyan university, obtaining funds;
through publication of a memorial edi-j
Hon of eight volumes of ' Tolstoy's !
works, now being prepared by bis j
Alexandra. i
5 What is German silver made of?
Ans. It is a white alloy comiwsed of
nickel, copper und zinc.
ti At what velocity does the wind
j begin to do damage? Ans. At 70
! miles an hour.
j " When is the next president elect
ed? Ans. Nov. !, 1M1.
8 Mow many eyes bus a spider?
I Ans. Most of them have eight byes,
j S For what crimes do army regula
tions provide the deatli penalty? Ans.
! .Murder, treason and rape.
I 10 How much territory does the
government printing plant' cover? Ans.
Fourteen acres.
CATARRHAL DEAFNESS
MAY BE OVERCOME
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
Another fine thing about climhinjj
rents are lower on the top floor.
to great heights is that tin
4k Walt Maton
BAT MASTERSON.
B
AT M ASTKUSON has laid him down to sleep a million years;
in many a sunbaked western town the old bovs shed some
tears, for he had won a great renown among the pioneers. A
thousand tales are told of Hat. who, in a sterner day. was wont to
lay the bud men flat, when they had come to ship : he was so fluent
with his giil he hail the right of way. A mild and quiet gent he
seemed, an inoffensive hick, and ini the righteous guys he beam
ed and had no bone to pick; hut when the bad man whooped and
screamed. Itat plied his shooting stick. His fame was spread from
coast to coast, so well he used his gun. and where he walked the
wicked host was promptly on the run. and he was never known to
boast, or shoot a man for fun. It was a grim and gri.ly lime,
when voters shot on sight, ain many specialists in crime made red
the garish nighl, and every hour some chap would climb up lo the
realms of light. The bad men went abroad to slay, inspired by
rancid wines; they came. In yell and whoop and slay, from
ranches, trails and mines; but when men said. "Hat comes this
way." they all took in their signs. So all the toughs and gambling
sharks by Mastersou were tamed ; with dead men corded in the
parks, the Wild West grew ashamed. Mat punctuated his remarks
with bullets wisely aimed. The old wild times have had their
fling, rrd times of long ago. and now the college glee clubs sing
where herds milled to and fro; a floral horseshoe now I bring, for
Mat, who's lying low.
' I What docs a curd of live oak
wotid weigh?
2 Wha is diilci!.'-!?
;i In ba;eball how far did lhe piteh
er originally stand 'rein lhe V'.ite?
4 How should an into !-c preeared
fi r st eing in wln'er?
5 who was Wasli'.nvi'oi, a secre
tary of war?
I! Where Is the largest nsear-.li
bureau in the world?
7 What is the .ire.i of lhe earth's
surface?
8, What is the path i f the eat til
around the sun called?
What is latitude?
10 Who was t lie au'.b.-.ir of "Our
Mutual Friend"?
Answers to Yesterday's Quastiorvj
1 What animal washes its food be
fore eating? Ans. The racoon.
t How long is the spinal cord?
Ans. Ab.uit IS inches.
3 How many pounds in a niaKic
ton? Ans. -."ol.l! pounds.
4 What per cent of the land of tho
earth is in forests? Ans. -7.7 per
cent.
If you have Catarrhal Deafness or
head and ear noises or are growing
hard of hearing go to your druggist
and get one ounce of I'armint (dou
ble strength), and add to It Vi pint
of hot water and a little granulated
sugar. Take a lablespoonful four
times a day.
.This will often bring (juici: relief
from the'" distressing head noises.
Clogged nostrils should open, breath
ing become easy and the mucus stop
dropping into t lie throat, it is easy
to prepare, costs little and is pleas
ant to take. Anyone who lias Cat
arrhal Deafness or head noises should
give this prescription a trial.
Feeling Grippy?
Cold Coming On?
DRV, tirtclinff sensation in t Tie
tlirit, heuil.iclie, feverish, eyes
acho. Don't pl.iv with tlidl on-coniini;
colli, (ii't Dr. Kind's Now lieo rry
nt once. You will like .tho w;iy it
takes luiKI ml eases Hie couth, loosens
llje phlegm and relieves the congestion,
ill the eyes ami hcnl, ami soon breaks
up the iuoc olx-tin.ite. attack oi cold
am! epipR,
Chiltheii an; I grownup alike u.se it.
No h.trmUil drills, hut jut Rood
medicine tor cold-, roughs and grippe.
Sold by your driest tor (m,c.
New Discovery
For Cohs and Coughs
Tired Out in Haifa Day"? WT
wouldn't Ih if ynr bowels were act
inn regularly. Try Dr. KinVs Fills
for sluggish bo-veU. You'll k-vp fit
for work. At i.!l uruis .v.
PROMPT ! WON'T GRIPE
r. Kind's Fills
STYLES CHANGE
in
Stationery
the sjnne s in clothing, poli
1 it's and ehewini -um. 4 )nr
window this week will show a
few of Iho lxst shapes at pros
rut. Kverytliln is very Inre.
this yejir. You will liko lhe
new things.
Medford
Book Store
34 N. Central
buy sta-
Tlu
logical place to
tionery.
CHERRO CHIMES
Her husband tossed nnd tumbled
about,
( Ho was sick, so sick, there ws no
doubt.
Sue hotTowcd.ii loaf of Mary's bread.
It soothed his stomach and cased
his head.
CHERRO
A flour of hard wheat blend
For family use.
At your grocer's soon.
(To be continued.)
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12 inch Dayton high top Shoes....
l:ik Itlucher Work Shoes
Dayton Itailrond Shoes
Dayton Knglisb Custom Dress Shoe
l. I.'lur. Ili-i'ss Shoes
Dayton Custom Dress Shoes, half
Dayton Custom Dress Shoes, half
.Men's liib Overalls
.Men's Waist Overalls
.Men's Heavy Work Shirts
.Men's I'nion Suits
H-Hlor.e l iider Suits
.Men's Work Hose
Kngli
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GROCERIES
poll 111
Colilcn West Coffee
(iolil Seal Pickles (sour), pint .Mason jar
Colli Seal S'ired Dills, pint .Mason jar
(iolil Sral Sweets, pint .Mason jar
ilordeii's Milk,, by case
Preferred Stock Pineapple (sliced) 2
(.'ood bulk Coffee
Pn'lerrcd Slock Crated Pineapple
I lb. can Orisco
:t lb. can C'risco
(I lb. can fVisco
Crystal White Soap
Arnioi's Corn Flakes, pkg
Ohio lilue Tip -Mutches, carton
Palm Olive Soap
Kerr's and Albcrs Cereals, pkg
Potatoes, Netted (iems, by sack, too lbs
PRICES OF FURNITURE HAVE FALLEN
Special .Marking During This Sate
HIGH PRICES HAVE DROPPED
See Our Stock llefm e Von liny Klsevt here. Come Karly am! Got
Your Choice.
Sale Itegtns Thursday, November 17 .;. ;f.
:Kc
JOe
you
, Me
$.70
do. :V0
.... '2 lbs :!.-'. Per can -'
...15c per can. Do., ijil.75
f.
(10c
" (SI. 20
100 bars $.".'
Oc
p . :t.-.c
12 bars $1.00
- $2.."0
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Chrysanthemums
for Thanksgiving
These beautiful fall flowers make a most im
pressive ti" i r t and are especially appropriate for your
ThiiTiksBiviiiK festivities. We have them in the
three favorite colors of White, Yellow and l'ink.
We also have Roses. Sweet Peas, Carnations. Pom
pons, Flowering Plants and Ferns from which to
make your selection. Ueineniber also that flowers
may be telegraphed to any point in the, 1'nilutl
States or Canada and delivered in a few hours' time
after placing your order with us. All you need to
do is telephone your wishes as to tho time, place
and Kilt.
Maddox & Bonney
Flower Shop at t'lowsoa's.
(I'recnhoiises IOO.j Main.
Phone KI.S
Phone !7 1
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