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MICDFOIU) MATL TRIBUNK, MET) FORD. ORKCJOX, TllUIiSDAY, XOVKMHER- 10. 1021
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THE NEW YORK ELECTION.
A
HOHRICT W. RTMf la, Editor.
flUAiPTfclt 8. SMITH, Manager.
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Ye Smudge Pot
1 Arthur Perrt
:. Futcoo Arhuekle, via lilH lawyers Ib
throwing custard pit's nl, und squirt
ing whur till over the reputation of
Virginia Itappc. Tho ' lady may or
liiay not havo been an nngcl, but His
Oho.sily was no Sunday School f-au-p'crlntcndont.
Eleven people were killed In un
election riot In Kentucky- Tuesday.
TIiIh Is tho normal republican vote in
tlio county where tho shooting i
currcd.
MAJORITY of tlio people of New York City don't want good
srovcriimeut. That is wlmt tin roconl-lirciikiuir victory of
Mayor llyl.-iii inciins.
' Xew York had good government under Mitchell, and Mitchell whs
decisively beaten. New York had inefficient and dishonest govern
ment under Ilylan mid a promise of efficient and honest government
under Cumin, and the Tammany landslide resulted.
i Tammany will continue to rule until one of two things happens,
either a municipal scandal of such proportions lliiit. public apalhy will
be overcome in an avalanche of public indignation, or the anti-Tammany
forces will acipiire some political sense and evolve a politic.l
machine that can meet the Tiger on his own ground.
In tJic present campaign as in a vast majority of its predecessors,
Tammany had a corner on political shrewdness and efficient organi
zation. With a candidate personally popular and eminently respect
able, the waste and corruption .skillfully hidden, hy adroit ;ind effec
tive appeals to class prejudice, Curran was beaten before he started.
In spite of all it could do the coalition party could not escape the
damning label of the silk stocking. It could not get within a thousand
miles of the man in the street either in its personnel or promises.
Until (hi! better political elements of New York unite and then go
down to the grass roots, a better administration in New York City is
impossible. Amateur tactics in a club room atmosphere have, undei'
normal conditions, never won and never will.
Quill Points
Food won the war, but it needn't be so stuck up about it.
There has always been a bloc head system in Congress, however.
The Zitm City theory that the earth is flat is incomplete. It should
add: "On its back."
Day breaks without falling
broken except the Volstead law.
and when night falls, nothing is
The most impressive sentence yet spoken in condemnation of boot
legging is: "Thirty days."
TIIK WlNi'INti ri SALE ()!
jieii.m.w TiMi!i:i!; ktaiits mox.
JAY" (Ad (cd Uluff News) Thin
will Ijo u stem winding affair.
, . .....noX'T'MHXTlOX IT.
(Albany Democrat.)
Mm. Jiale Polndoxter
daughter -Marlon Hpcnt a ? '
' Tho mimic loving public, now that
tho wurblorH of high nml low .degree
, hu'vu started training for their Yulo-
lido vocal work, hope, they will allow
a little originality and sing h few
solus, that- are ill! per cent' "Hosannn'i
Hosuniiul" '
; ' As ii result of tho ncmncrittlc -vie-,tory
In New York Tuesday, Elijah
llurd the only self-confessed Demo
crat in tho valley, busted three, but
tons off Ills vest Wed.
It looks like the dickens to see n
i full grown man chewing bis mustache
; while meditating on the problems of
the day. Tho sheriff lias chawed his
down to tho roots.
People have outgrown many of their delusions, but they still list
their ears among their assets.
A feminist complains that we have too many
Doesn't she mean too many marriage rows?
marriage vows.
As the Turk and Kranberry season approaches, we hasten to enter
our claim for the Imperial '.Gizzard.
BY
jTji? 0bY ew Pp'e see a June sunr'ue.
will Kaie to '-?oyj-.
fTKe price erf hir-ct5e
will w to Wfmmmk
.cne down, before W:
Q)Trte ' fjeatist is saving more lives k'n$k "the
doctor-. '
a)XKe most importorvt job in nny instrtO yion. is
picking otrfc "the rilvfc help.
Universal work
will do bhis p?xr-i
OS.
r ff
" a
vfeVil t r aw 1 Jy miiixar-y ' pii? W.-sfSx
-- 'Vr-.,... .... ...
The average epukK tfosvt kwfir wftat rie""
... .., is 'fcalk'ina about" artd ncitKer does the;
lijl W) ' KECK SYSt
0 nl) will' ketch mar.,
c?-, 0M but it takes frr-e.-
OSiir-e:;!!; than, that "to .hold hirL.
V ' ';i:i't '
Money docHiit miike n fool of n man.
portunily lo display liis natural talents.
It merely gives liim an op
( "Well, why shouldn't newspapers eritieisc tlie proeoediuKs of Con
grcss? There is no sacred bull in this country.
Ah yet no publication has announced its unwillingness to carry
pislol advertising during the Disarmament Conference.
After you become so rich that you don't care what the waiter
thinks of you, it is good form to give him a ten-cent tip.
It i I; too bnd about Mmlnlynne
Olu'iiounin of los AriKt'lfH niul ol.so
vhure, who lured ono Bvi?etlo out
into a canyon ho unothor hwooIIc
could ellminnto lilm from furthor
earthly at-tivity. Tho fliKt lmined 1h
now rhzy, und Miulnlynno kvo fllKna
of he'liiK th min for" tho p'urpoHO oT
JiOt-ptnK out of tho L-nlabooHo.
i'1 Thfl Inst fly ftt Riimmop Is Htill )ur
7.iiiK ui ound,. unfiwntted. .
AIT .TOI VINATJSTIO JOYS.
; (I'Jdoriido (Kun.) Timon) ' . '
JiiHtMia wo wero Koinfr to pnR
tho fool prlntrn alhtped one over
on uh. They had ndnluld t lid cuh-'
tomaiy head that koob over tho
weddinfr wiiteupH, and litHteud, .
picked up tho heading used over
news items 4hut a hard working'
farinor'H wifo wrlteH while ut
lendiriK (o her hnu.sehold affairs.
Ho that in how it happened that
the weddings hint week appeared :
under the head , 'Over tho
"Washboard! " 1
"YOTT RITUKI.Y WII.T "WKATl
TUOUSRliS -AWMIRTICI3 DAY. NOW
tS THK TIMK TO OKT TIIKM
IMiKSKKD. KI.ITK ri.KANKllS."
(Want vd Mnr.sh field Npwh) No
Kenttemnn will without thorn, but
war lfl wnr.
A 1lKht ornir wns mode Sun. in
these pnrtM. I'luintH Swiin Man railed
n flrnndpn. lie l n n nnele. a posi
tion of lower rank, hut. more impor
tance. -U j ' -.
i -ASPIRIN
is
. 91
j..
Name "Bayer" on Genuine
However, we. do not advise any young man to join the niivy in
the hope that ho will be dismissed just after the "Vashingtou Confer
ence. ... ' .' ' .
.... - . . , I, t'.-'i-
; U)S A.NQKI.K8. Nov- m.-aA requestj
mill uio Dotly or A. A. I'ntlorasn, J.os
AiiKoles and Scuttio liotol owner, who
died licro smlaenly last Sunday,- liu
holtl pi'iidliiK un Investigation was re
coivod by (he I.os Angeles pollco curly
today from tho Scuttle poiice, The
message stilted that A. 1.. I'altei-aon.
brother of tho (locenHpl, was on Ills
"way hore from Ketchikan, Alaska, to
looli Into tho ease
According to tho death certificate,
signed by the house physician of one
of tho local hotels owned by Mr. Pat
terson, tho dentil was due to honit
disease.
Franco lias 10,000,000 horsepower
of undeveloped witter power.
CONSIDER CENTER
.FQ8N.YEARGAME
r . i .t 'r ;., fv
LUXIN'OTON, K.W.'Nnvi aO-prQeijere
has rocolvcd Invitations to piny In nn
luist voiBUH west game on Clirlstmna
day at San Diego, Cal., but has decided
not to uccopt any post-season games
until It hears whether or not it will be
Invited to tlio Tournament of Hoses at
1'nniult'iia, on New Years day, it was
said today. Tho Colonols uro being
considered for this game, but no Invi
tation has been sent out, n telephone
message from Dunvllle said today.
HGW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
Buff to Meet, Sharkey
NKW YOUK. Nov.. It). Johnny Duff,
world's champion buiitumweight, will
defend his title tonight agnlnst Jack
Sharkey In n fifteen round bout. Huff
has held the titlo only five weeks utter
wresting It from Pete Herman.
Pabhage In S wild stale, does not Tho United tSntes has' almost 53,-
forni beads.
000.000 miles of telephone wires. '
. Take Aspirin, only as told In each
package of genuine Haver Tablets or
Aspirin. Then you will be following
tho directions and dosage worked out
by physicians during 21 years, and
provel -Kufu by . millions. Take no
chances wllh subsiituicM. If you see
the Jlaycr Cross on tablets, you can
fnko them Without fear for Colds.
Hcudaclic, Neuralgia, KhctimatlMn,
JSnrnohe, Tooihaclic, Lumbago ami
for Jliln. Handy tin boxes of twelve
tablets cost few cents. Druggists also
well larger pnokuges. Aspirin Is the
trade, liwirk of Haver Manllfactill f
JUowmceticucldostor of Halicyliracid.
-' Adv.
RippSingRtujmos
. TRANQUILITY ' '
r"110rtill evils burden this poor globe, and wrong makes
A right an also run. I do not yell or tear my robe, or follow
any noisy plan ; I M like to see a change, insooth.to see the right ill
belter luck; bill years have taught me this great truth it never
helps to run nniuck. The agitator who uproar on kegs and boxes
in the marl, and shriek that dooin is drawing near unless we tear
all things apart, would never help us dodge that fate, incase its
solemn hour struck; one thing is true, one truth is straight it
never helps to run amuck. 1 pin my faith to wise old hoys who
make the good things come to pass, who don't, believe in empty
noise, in booming drums or sounding brass. They straighten
things that arc amiss, while agitators paw and husk, and watch
ing them has taught me thisit never helps to run amuck.
The tranquil men who use their domes will solve our priiMeins, one
by one, while Windy Willie rants and foams and says the nation's
course is run; the tranquil men will demonstrate the worth of
quiet though! and pluck; and this is sure as death or fate it
never helps to run amuck. .
1. AVhat keeps the. brain from
toucbing'lhe skull?
- t. . What muscle is.lt that .elevates
Iho arm'.' : , , ' , ' '
:l. What lire involuntary muscle's?
4. Does fish have the especial val
ue ns a bratn fCjod which has been
claimed for It?
it. "When should" candy be eaten?
0. What lfl enmhrlo tea? :-
7. Of what do the cheeks chiefly
;conslst ?
8 Hhotild cold, baths be avoided?
9. Does the temperature of a body
iso much above nurmal after vigor
ous exercise?
10. Dow king tifter eating is it
boforo the stomach is empty-?
Answers to Yesterday's IJiiestloils:
1. AVhat is an xebec? Ans. A
small three-masted vessel.
2. "What' Is tho yard on a vessel?
Ans. 11 Is a spar suspended cross
wise on the'niu.st?
3. What are tho threo signs of the
Zodiac under Autumn? Ans. . Libra,
Scorpio; Sagittarius. '
4. What Is zwcilmck? Ans.- It is
wheateri bread .slowly linked until
It acquires a Ainlfbrm-yellowi'-'eolor.-
5. what fabulous Rerpent was said
to be aljle to kin hy its glance. Ans.
Tho cockatrice.' :' " .. :
6. AVhat is tho ornamental screen-
behind nit altar culled? Ans. 'Ivcrc-
dos.
7. What is n shilluluh? Ans. It
is n short stout club.
8. What is the keeper and driver
of an elephant called? Ans. A ma
hout.
9. How many spinal nerves are
there? Ans. Sixty-two.
10. If a hot object Is touched and
the band jerked away,, does the bruin
know about it before the hand is re
moved? Ans. The action is so sud
den that the brnln does not know of
tho incident until after it has happened.
hour of prayer, when President Hard-J
lug's address w.ll be read.
: SPOKANK.' Nov. 1". Armistice,
day will lie observed in Spokane with)
programs in the public schools, aj
r.,c:iio: :nl service al tin American Lc-
Eiou ulot in a local cemetery, a par- I
ode of the American Legion, followed
hy a disarmament parade under the
auspices of labor organizations, and
a mass meeting. In the evening the
American Legion will hold a series
of dances.
SEATTLE, Nov. 10. Fifteen thou
iand rormer service men and women,
.soldiers from nearby forts and ma
rines and sailors from the Puget
Sound navy yard are expected to tiiku
-art in a parade here tomorrow un
der the-auspices of the American Le
gion, the feature of Seattle's Armis
t co duy observance. .Mayor Hugh
VI. Culdwell has proclaimed the day a
egal holiday.
i i .T.nnll t IY
TA1 ArvKHAi. JUU
it guaranteed m '
i . n, tltlrin. ot I
V&ZSl 17 . A.rl.-inl. K0Dj0H'S I
&'4l works wonders for your
cold, ineeilns. cnupn.
rr.Cr?A rhmnle catarrh. liad-
tlo co rewiptVivDruggists
I rotir name fe--rv "ave
konpom ymm
Hliucapolli. Minn.
NOV IS THE TIME
TO PAINT YOUR CAR
$17.50.
enamel
Fords $1:1.50. Chevrolels
Tlnitift'.' JJ5.00.1 ' First' class
jobs. "
Auto Faint Shop
Phone 777 21 lo 11 X. Fir St.
!
KEEP THEM BTJSY
Pci'liii:,s yon li.avo fin ids tli.it von don't enro
to lint into a iifrinanoitt Savings Account,
and yet would like to have brinsins in some
thing until yon are ready to, re-invest theni.
A Time Deposit Account at the First Xa
iional solves that difficulty. We issue Cer
tificates of Deposit; your funds, are with
drawable, at six months, or a year, and earn
!;ood interest. .
vu? First National Sank
Mfjford Oregon
15
WILL CELEBRATE
Road Equipment
of Wright &Benson -: - , - -
To Be Auctioned at
EVERETT. W,:, Nov, TO. A
parade, of c'fv'ic fi'tirl ria'ti'i'otic cirguni
ziit'ons at 11 o'clock, preceded by two
minutes 'of, silent prayer .will murk
tho beginning of. Everett's celebra
tion of Armistice, day. , .Moat businoss
houses, will close all day., In the af
ternoon . Everett and Wah'a Walla
high school football teams will play.
A separate disarmament? parado will j
be held at 1 o'clock.
PhTvQ-r
PORTLAND, Ore., .Nov. 10. Plans
for the largeat military and semi
niiiltury parade in the city's history,
und u. program of ceremonies at the
municipal audjtoiiuim have been an-
luottnccd here for celebration of Arm
iibtice day. Public officer -will he
closed and alb traffic wlj halt at 12
'6;cJock noon." .' . . ',
OLYMPIA, Wash., Nov. TO. .The
dedication of Olympta's new Amorl
can Lesion building will feature Arm
istice duy observance here. On the ex
tensive program are addresses by At
torney Malcolm DouglaS of Seattle
nnd Itcv. Mark. A. .Matthews, also of
Seattle, a parade of soldiers and dis
organizations in uniform and a grand
opening ball in the new armory. Sec
retary of State J. Grunt llinkle, act
ing governor, will preside at the noon
LI Ul
Saturday at 3:00 P. M.
One IngtTsoll Rand Compressor, 1 18 ft. machine
One Jaelvhainmer' ?.ra(.'hine Drill
About 1,00 ft. Drill Steel
One 50-ft. Hose . '. " .
10 foot Seam Hose, with -couplings
190 feet ot-jr-inc.h Pipe
One ton of 16 lb. Uails . .'
Some Shovels, Picks and Bars.
The Compressor and Hammer arc prattically new
and have not been run to exceed 150 days. -One
Du Pout Blasting Machine, Number 3, and lead
wires. .
One Ford Truck.' .
SALE AT 3:00 P. M.
POKTLAND. Ore., Nov. 10. iimi.
P. Andersoh, aged Oil tried on a charge
of. first degree murder lor killing his
wifB-wlth im nx May, 21-liiet, was todiijwj
uaiiulttcd by tho jury, which, declared j
him Insane. Anderson testified lie.1
killed his wife to relieve her from suf
fering from illness. Anderson will he
committed to the stale asylum Monday.
Urnrll requires all butter substi
tutes to have So per cent of butter f:it.
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XPECTMT
'MOTHERS
For Thr Cenrtiona
. Have Mad Child-Birth
Easier By Using
ittF4i lOOKLtT 04 MOTH C mOOO AHBf Nl AIT. raft I
JtAonuo RCuutgi Co.. Din. tB. ATUNTiV fc i
t 0 1 1
T ALL
STOffU
GRAND
9:30 P. M. NATATORIUM
ARMISTICE DAY
EACH ONE BETTER THAN THE LAST
FINE MUSIC FLOOR, FEATURES
EVERYBODY INVITED