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MEDFORDMATL' TOrOUXE, MEDFORD, OEF.OOX, TUESDAY. NOVEMBER P. 192f
Bedford Mail Tribune
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North Fir street, i'hone 16.
A - consolidation of the Democratic
Time, the Medfo-d Mall, the Sledfnr.l
rrlbuna. The Boulhern Oregonl&n. The
Aabland Tribune.
ROBERT W. RL'HL. Editor.
BUMKTER 8. SMITH, Manager.
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The Asoaclau-i l-?s it fTc!-isivei
entitled to the u? f'r ':' ''iln-ation of
ill newe dispatch..- 'T'-fl't-l x n. ir noi
otherwise credited lr .n;y i"'-r and alaw
the local news nuhlisr:v.i :,-rtiri
All riKhti- of rtrput'c . ' t'-ii .f 4MH
jiapatrh- herein arv a la. -trftrved
Ye Smudge Poi
W rt (tor frr
The Galnhevikls are wearing smart
winter dresiieB, as are the occupants
thereof.
A very kiml lady left an old fash
ioned mince pie for your corr. Mon am.
and after entlns one piece of it, there
were two pieces. The Kent at the
adjacent deHk drank a piece, and he
came pie-eyed. The name of the donor
1b unknown, hut has the boundless
thanks of all who partook.
John Huchter has a new raincoat
he wore it Mon., there being great
need of It, owing to the sunHhlniness
of the day. The coat will have to work
whether it rains or r.ot.
The development that Mr. Tuinulty'ti
vorsion of the General Wood snub dur
ing tho war is identical ' with that
written hy George Creel in "The
World, tho War, and Wilson," caiiseF
the suspicion to arise that both ver
sions wcrn pounded out on the same
typewriter by tho same hands.
NORMALCY ARRIVES
(Salem Capital Journal)
Will trade 11118 Ford for milk
cow. Call 557 after 5 p. ni.
Yokohnma Ynmnshlta broke a mop
handle Sun. while cleaning up Del
Getcholl's fiduciary depositary, and
the London papers have Hot been able
to figure out what effect this heart
randing event will have on Japan'
attitude at the Anus Confab.
Tho kitchen run of pancakes this
fall are unusually sinewy, and their
outer coat, like the Jungles of Africa,
aro impenetrable. ...
Tho 3rd digit of the left mitt of a no.
' of the Bocalled weaker sex Indicates
they will receive a husband In their
socks at the glad Yulctl le season.
The doctors should be made to
understand thnt the beer they pre
scribe for the sick Is not to be doc
tored. The beer law for the 111 docs
not affect tho home breweries in this
state, and sections of tho residence
district can still smell like Milwaukee.
The ordinance tho council passed
last summer retaliating airplanes over
tho city, is a great relief from the
Kspeo whistling. Thv .u'ht to d
something about tl .-.bli i U alnint
Hear creek.
WE HAVE been requested to mention a mass meeting of the
Non-Partisan league at Portland November 15th at the La
bor Temple.
The request is .'ranted. We trust there will be a large Catherine;
on hand, and a complete expositi"ii of what the Non-l'artisan league
is and what it has dime.
Among the items on the fiiremla. arc the following:
Should the co-operators control the political state?
Why is it necessary for the producer to control the industrial gov
i i iimeut '
(.'an the fanner and laJior organizations depend upon lobbying for
b'gislation ?
Why should the farmer pay a membership fee in the league?
The following answers are suggested:
No.
It isn't.
Tin y can.
He shollldll 't.
Tin- proof of the pudding is the eating the proof of the futility of
communism, liussian or North Dakota brand, are the conditions in
iiussia and North Dakota today.
The people of North Dakota have recalled their non-partisan
leader: the bolsheviki of Kussiu have only been able to retain control,
because of the general prostration of their country, and a complete
repudiation of their original communistic program.
What better proof could any sane person have, that- the radical
panacea won't work, that the long-haired political agitator, even
granting his sincerity, passes out promises which he can't fulfill ?
No one can blame workers, agricultural or industrial, for a desire
lo heller their condition. This ambition has been the motive force in
American progress since the Pilgrims landed on the rock-bound coast.
lint the plainest lesson in human experience today, is that better
ment can only come, through evolution, not revolution, that granting
the imperfections of tin- svstem we have, its perpetuation is prefer
able to its destruction, when there is no workable system to take its
l;u
We have no quarrel with those who favor a Non-Partisan muss
meeting in Portland. This is a free country. The man who believes in
Non-Partisanship as practiced in North Dakota, has as much right to
be heard, as the man who believes in Dowieism or Voodooism or any
( ther ism.
Let the Non-Partisan crusaders be heard. If they tell the truth
no harm can be done, if they don't tell the Irulh. only the easy marks
can be deluded. And we have yet to be convinced there are any
more easy marks in Oregon, than in any other part of the country, not
overlooking our present shiring example. North Dakola.
Quill Points
The usual co-respondent is Miss 1 'nderstanding.
Lowering skirts causes men to elevate their sights.
It's a funny language. When a man gets on in the world, we say
he is well off.
I!y the way. did the government ever succeed- in grabbing the
'asl of the Bergdollars.
We wonder al limes whether a saxophone is a musical instrument
it . mental disorder.
Kd Minns is going ni 1 o 1' ntland to
tho slock show, and will fight a si
round exhibition with the lleef Trust.
It will not count In his 'M) Years War i
ugainst them.
The news out of noseburg is no Ion-
gor thrilling. Tho burg has jumped
from the heinocsness of Dock llrum-
field to the shortagu of Thanksgiving
turkeys.
"MKYAi. SCORN'S DI'.YS; IS A
DEMOCRAT STII.I," ( Ildllne Sacra
mento Union). The worst kind of a
Htlll. - ...
A new war looms in the Italk.ios
alleged to be caused hy .lugo-Slavia
protection of territorial rights. This
does not wo-ry the Jugos half as much
as being forced to plow next spring
General Amnesty in Rustia
MOSCOW, Nov. tl. On the occasion
of the fourth anniversary of the soviet
general amnesty has been called for
all private soldiers abroad who fought
against tho soviet government.
Advice for Women Who Suffer
'I advlso every woman who suffers
with kidney trouble to try Koley Kid
ney Pills," writes Mra. ITesslo Ilrnwn
er, 222 Scovlllo Av., Clevoland, O.
"I could not do my housework, hut
since taking Foley Kidney Pills I reel
like a new woman and am ablo to do
my work." Rheumatic pains, swollen
ankles backache, stiff joints, sore
muscles and sleep disturbing bladder
allniernts Indlcalo disordered kidneys.
Foley Kidney rills act promptly. Sold
everywhere. , A,lV(
RippSingRhuniGS
I . . l.l.ll u "w
Kr
fy Walt M&fan
EASY JOBS.
ISl'.K the farmer milk a cow and I remark, "Peshrew it. there
is no I rick to that. I swow. and anyone could do it." Hut when
1 try to do the stunt my work's so .slow and halting, the cow kicks
in my Mars-like front and leaves me somersaulting. 1 see the
blacksmith shoe a mule, and you may hear me Iwilter,. "(iive me
the proper sort of tool, ami I could shoe that critter." And when
the blacksmith ays, ".lust try!" I take his nails and hammer,
then through the smithy roof I fly and raise a doleful clamor. 1
see Ihe artist paint a fence, ami mutter to my neighbor, '"tlh, any
man with common sense could do that sort of labor." Put when
I get myself a brush, and paint my cottage portal, the neighbors
lo my gateway rush, and whoop and jeer and chortle. "Your
artwork gives my nerves the jumps," observes Ihe village weav
er; "'it looks like jaundice and Ihe mumps mixed up with scar
let lever." 1 watch the poet wark his harp, his timbrel ami his
whistle, and I observe. "The poet sharp requires less brains than
gristle; give mc a lyre and I will show that making song is easy;"
bill when some odes 1 deftly throw Ihe critics say they're cheesy.
I look down from riiy empty loft upon the toilers under, and nil
the other jobs look soft, and mine seems hard as thunder.
V
Q-Jjafoi-toaate people are generally lazy.
When, a lawyer pounds 1 ( f h.mk
ihe -table and. upsets ' , ITR'I
-the ink. it is a irt,-the 1 , 1S I
, other Side has w Mi l' JfV. V
-the best of it.i' grtwrnr v
Vives haven't much use Tor blondes'.
The -fellow who wei-tes "the cigarette ads ia
probably an offshoot op "the Ananias "family.
fSSra) It doesn4; -matter how
smal -the profits-
. nre if -there
It's ' about -time fche bosses formed -their own.
cmiort. and raised "their owa wabei.
SMfiSlajQ more "than, -a vJjS
0
iL FatBank Account
ensures a
Havmr
ML
rimm
It is not alone the possession of money which makes you
happy but the feeling of SECURITY against want aad adver-
sity that makes you contented.
Start a Bank account in our Bank; add REGULARLY to
pour balance and see it grow. Soon every day will be Thanks
jiving and you will be happy and wealthy.
Come in.
We will welcome you.
Jackson County Bank
Established 1888
Member Federal Reserve.
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
of consequence won by the American
i forces during the war of 1912? Ans.
I The battle of New Orleans.
1 What "author wrote under the
name of Jonathan pldstyle and Geof
frey Crayon?
2 When was the first round trip
fllgnt made between cities by an air
plane? 3 What is the , world's trotting
record and what horse made it?
4 What is the meaning of consort?
5 What is the mate of a merchant
ship?
G What Is a nebulae?
7 What s an opera-bouffo?
S Where is Orange Free State?
9 What is a periwinkle?
10 What is a tiuerist?
Answers to Yesterday's uestions
1 When Is the best time to trim
soft maple trees. Ans. Lute In the
fall.
4 When did Mario Corelli die? Ans.
She dropped dead at her own birthday
' party last April at her home in Kng-
land.
3 What is the atmospheric pres
jsuro at the level of the sen? Ans. 14.7
! pounds to the square inch.
4 What well known expression did
I Horace Greeley make?. Ans. "Young
! man, go west."
b If a football player is taken from
j the game Is it possible to re substltute
him? Ans. He can go in again at the
j beginning of a subsequent quarter,
fi What is block damp? Ans. It is
a deadly gas found in wells, cisterns
! and mines.
7 What Is a narwhal? Ans. It is a
dolphin-!ikc animal found in Arctic
waters.
I S Hy what name wns .lohann
I Strauss familiarly known. Alls. The
I "Walu King.".
9 Where is Avlona? Ans. it is a
city In Albania directly opposite the
, heel of Italy's boot.
in What was the only land battle
ACHES AND PAINS
SLOAN'S GETS 'EM!
AVOID the misery of racking pain.
Have a bottle of Sloan's Lini
ment hattdy and apply when
you first feci the ache or pain.
Jt quickly cases the pain and sends
a feeling of warmth through the
aching part . Sloan's Liniment pcnclrcucs
without rubbing.
Fine, too, for rheumatism, neuralgia,
sciatica, sprains and strains, stiff joints,
lame back and sore muscles.
For forty years pain's enemy. Ask
your neighbor.
At all druggists 35c, 70c, $1.40.
Liniment
Your relatives and friends back east how
delighted they would be to receive your pho
tograph at Christmas time.
Arrange for a sitting this week. If unable to get in during the
day, make an appointment for some evening.
TUDIO
K. Main
Gift Photographs
"On tho Ground Floor"
Medford, Ore
Clear Your Complexion of pimples,
Bene and other facial disfigurement.
Use freely Dr. Hobson's Kczema Oint
ment. Good for eczema, itching skin,
and other ekin troubles. One of Dr.
Hobson'a Family Remedies.
Dr.HoK?riVs
' Eczema Ointment
n Y. I S rrrn
T' ri'Jl TW
A TRIAL WILL
CONVINCE
YOU.
pftMltlft 'l ff '
TVT0THING that we could say would so thoroughly t
i convince you of the value of Chamberlain's
Tablets as a personal trial., We can tell you
of thousands who have been permanently cured ol
chronic constipation, indigestion, biliousness, sick
headache and disorders of the stomach and livei,
but this will have little weight with you as compared
to a personal trial. That always convinces.
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For right prices In
MONUMENTS
HEADSTOXES, COPINGS,
VAULTS, LETTERING
and repairing old work in cemeteries
rail or wrlto.
A.RTISTO STONE CO.
' Work erected In or shipped to all
parts of the I'acUic Coast.
137 X. Fir St. Medford. Ore
3'
YOUR DREAM HOME
Fa mil irs arc today livintr in tlu-ir own ploas
ii ii t homes, btvaiiso Mother or Father had a
dream, and WORK Kl IT OFT.
Building air cat.les is all rirrht. but they are
nut much giunl for homes. Better a bunga
low in Jackson County.
A First National Savings Account will, in a
few years, give you a sufficient first pay
ment, if you save systematically.
'ohc? FIRST National Bank
Medford Oreoon
For That Heavy Car
we suggest our Miller heavy tire.
It will give you longer and better
service even though the initial
cost, may bo greater. You must
consider the tire upkeep enst as
well. Our tires arc economy tires.
Haywood Tire Surgeons
W. I). Hughes
AUCTION SALE
at CENTRAL POINT
NOVEMBER 10TH
TERMS CASH
I will sell nt miction for Mrs. J
MciTltt. nt MKItltlTT ltl l I.DlXti. on
South Mnin Street, on TIU'IiSDAV, i
.NOVEMBER 10, at 10 A. M. SHAKI'J
From the Merritt Storo nt Cenu-nl
Toint, comprising:
Store, Fixtures, Ttcmnants, Notions,'
Roys' Furnishing, Misses and Child-'
ren's Hose, Remnants of Ditch Goods, !
Odds and Ends of all kinds of jroods. !
Also TypcMritcr, Cider AU1I nearly 1
new, Rroadrast Seeder. Other lots
include odd pieces for the kitchen,
living room and dining room: and
also as a special feature some smaller
articles which will make suitable!
Christmas presents for the family or
your friends. j
Al CTIO.N EKK S NOTE: Tl,. '
goods are worthy of your attention, i
Come and lie convinced of the bar-'
gains you can secure. Anninn
Thursday, November 10, at 10 a. m. j
GEO. L. NEALE, j
Auctioneer i
It
Don't
Pay
to
Let
Your
Clothes
Look
Old
when
the
CITY CLEANING
AND DYEING CO.
Will
Keep
Them
Looking
New
For
Such a
Reasonable
Charge
Phone 474 401 S. RKendde
83 X. Grape
5T
MEDFORD-ROSEBURG AUTO STAGE
Leaves Medford 11:00 a. m. dally, leaves Roseburg 1:00 p. m. dally
MEDFORD-GRANTS PASS STAGES
Lcae Grants rass10:OO a. m 1:00 p. m., 4:po p. m.. 0:15 p. m.
Cars stop at all Intermediate points.
Halting room, Medford, 3 S. Front. rhone 309
INTERURBAN AUTOCAR CO.
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