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STEDFORB MATE TRIBTTNTS. MFDFOTtT). OREO OS, MONDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1921
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flUMPTER S. SMITH, Manager.
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Ye Smudge Pot
' Arthor Trvrri
13,. M. Jowull, president (if thu Car
Repairers' union, udin'oukiliKH lliu
public "to Bet . on llinlr wulkliiK
Blioeu," In view of tho ' rullruud
strike, October 30th. Thu public
ought to b ablo to wulk uh Ioiib uh
the Brukomnn's lirothei'-joc cun get
ulong without breukfuut.
The higher Institutions or leurn
ing in' the s til to liuve boon nuiniiiK
nuurly a mouth nosv. Outxido of
pulntlng class numoruls on fences,
and (lucking freshmen . in nearby
creeks, little has beon accomplished.
Organization of the gawff club
g'rows apace. To mo.'t people gawff
has all the thrills of leap frog.
The fat and sassy Mr. Arlmckle Is
writing a scenarlt) for a niovlo, and
outside of ..the nutty: women who
wanted to kiss Mm, whim ho riiHt gut
out of Jjp.ll nobody wuuU't'n seeit.
' ' "The 01(1 Nest" Ib a wondorful
picture, und, It Is ludaed a hardbolled
chlckeji wlio can view It, und not go
right home uud wash tlio dishes, for
her Ma. , ,
, Marching along with thu weather,
Mlcu Mamack, pulled a .88 calibre j
coal mine on the musses Sunday. It
wau a q'uldjc draw from the lilp
pockot. .
flAIItl'VLMNCl HAKItKI).
(Kugono KhkhU'I'.)
Once mora the social Ufa In
Eiigouo Is decidedly aHtlr. Thnro
were not enough days In the
weok, for. evon the lilg cvonts
without conflicts.
Tho churches uo Bunking a $r,000-,-000
fund to carry on rovlvul meet
ings this -winter, and puy the ovon
golists, Tho regular prouchors all
have their salarlos paid to (Into.
A bug Is a 4d, romodelort on low,
rakish lines, with a seat for one by
day, und two by night. ,
Tho ChlneHO pheasant bcukoii liu
opened, and the wise armor keeps
his rooitorg locked up. A c,Ukb that
can't tell a man from a deer, Is liable
to err. ,;:
sTAItlllXKHS lti:VAKl)i:i.
(HarrNbiiig N'mVH.)
. A (leaf and dumb man, lute
' from Texus, Is working for Mr.
I'apaniK.
WHAT IS NORMALCY?
SPEAKI0 of normalcy, we. note in a contemporary that normalcy
is o synonym for selfishness. Ki'turnlng to normalcy is declared
to bo returning to dollar diplomacy, whatever that is.
Not at all. Normally Uncle Sam is an idealist, and returning to
normalcy, means returning to a sane and constructive idealism. The
only trouble with some of the idealism of the past, was that it had
drifted far afield from reality. It had, as the saying goes, gone to
seed. It had, through sentimentality, lost connection with its line
of communications, this line having root in human aspiration, which
keeps its feet on the ground.,
John Hay was un idealist, lie was a pioneer in placing American
diplomacy on an unselfish plane. The L'liitcd Stafes was the first world
power lo practice genuine altruism. She returned her lloxcr indem
nity to China, she returned Cuba to her own .people, she entered the
world war, to protect the weak against the strong, and uphold the
right against the wrong. '
' "There is no better way for America to serve Kurope than for her
io remain just what she is; namely, a nation having an ideal and de
fending it."
This is the pronouncement of Marshal Foch in a recent interview
about the coining arms conference.
After so intense a period of concentration on ideals, so tense a
.strain on tho emotional nature, the reaction into cynicism .which wf
have seen in the last couple of years has been, perhaps, only what was
to have been expected. Hut the heart of (lie nation has begun to beat
once more nfler its collapse. Kveiywhcrc are to lie seen signs of re
viving sanity and idealism. Health is returning to the public mind
and strength to the public soul. .
An arms conference of this nature, a year ago would have been a
failure. , This year it may be a success. It can be so only if America
remembers that, idealism is her very lifeblood, that holding visions be
yond those of other nations is her normal stale. ' Only by being nor
mal, and herself, can she help tint world.
Of y
foo want 0 do atfim wron,
do it whert you're mad. vvwii
f yy-reopie who frag afoutvj 'A'j&Aib'.
Ouill Points
An elastic currency is one that will stretch until next pay d.iy.
There are always showers for the bride, but the groom catches
thunder. . .
Thrift, is the art of riot caring a dai'ii what people think about the
way you dress.
The conviction that one American can lick three of any other 'race
is surplus war material. ' .
-t-u - it
confess tnere
. .. . -zr-z, vi j
Xk& befb way "bo fctxt yt-..r'i . !s "fco boosi
"the 7na vSJ pre wwir. TorT
Tho Triors you (wow tbrnrb m.i(icin.e, "the
liWi .HI '
wm vmMs;T i X
VV sT.' ST. . i - V ... .71 VA-iklW V J
Wliea a ma..t ktSu in. an. arbym.qn.bj it
'is a s'tfcn. he I tvniuV. . out op. reasons.
HEZ HECK AYJ: S
i itioar. cinn-Tn i(KeTitroi(,
stocK i h. a rite Is attei
' its -.MJcwsr
Men wh( can 't g(;t free space to exhibit tlrcir sore spots like to call ;
it . the "capitalistic press." , ;,
Historical note: Long, long ago, n girl became very '.indignant
when a juale person endeavored to hold her. band.
HCW MUCH DO
YOU , KNOW?
Beporls from New York alcoholic, wards indicate that Wall Street
isVfc the only place where things are tight.
Tho continuous strategic retreat of the Turks seems to bear out
the story that they were trained by German officers.
If there are actually eight million idle men .in the country, there
are almost enough men available lo enforce prohibition.
For the sake of world harmony, let us hope that Washington hotel
keepers wilt not present their bills until Hie eonfereiu-e is over.
TII13 TKHHOHH !' I'OKTliV.
' ( Vaipilna Hay eUM. )
Some say the trouble's due no doubt
To tuxea taking profit out;
Too much la left to "Cieorgo" somo
think.
Turned over with grlmnco und wink.
Another reason given Is:
To tnkd firm stand would hurt ono's
' "blzi"
And one remarks 'tis prayers wo need,
If we would as a town succeed;
While some declare Front Stroet ob-
' i . jectg
To all Nye Beach and I til projects;
Or 'tis a tourist town enough
The rendezvous of sport and tough;
Upon the old some lay the blame,
So many here not in tho game;
The reasons' given are galore,
E'en 'that, queer (oiks live at the
shore
Hut liBUn do, while I Insist
That same types everywhere exist.
And let mo add this to the rest
. All readers may at will contest.
The fault's not one of town, my dears:
It's INDIVIDUAL arrears.
Out sidewalks we'll admit aro punk
Some cltlzon lacks coin or spunk;
And taxes are unjust we say
Who voted on election day?
If things are not what they should bo
What's MY responsibility?
And so ad Infinitum.
Miss Campbell
. , THE MODERN GIRL. ,
T1I10 oilier day while chnsing along the thoroughfare, my old
bus blew a casing and I was stranded there. I heaved a sigh
abysmal, and started to perspire, and life seemed bleak and di's
inal 1 hale to change a tire. For I am old and ehcesey, my hinges
groan and crack, my aucirnt lungs ate wheesy, and cricks are in
my Illicit. With rusty jack I wallowed upon the baking soil, and,
toiling there, I swallowed about a (puirt of oil. Then on her mo
torcycle up came Jemima Blair; "Well, in the name of Michael,"
she said, "you've grief to spare! Your clothes you're disarrang
ing, your whiskers are on fire; you are not built for changing a
non-skid rubber lire, (io, rest for rest is bracing liencaih yon
sycamore, and I will change the easing, so don't swear any more."
And 1 had said this maiden was frivolous and vain, a modern fe
male laden with isms most insane, Heeause she was athletiCj and
wore a mannish hat, I'd said it was pathetic, to see a girl like that.
Heeause she rode her pony, one leg on either side, I'd said she was ,
loo phony to be a good .youth's bride. "I will not let you wres
tle," I said, "with my old scow; man is the stronger vessel, in
theory anyhow. Hut since you've made the offer, I doff my hat to
you: and I'm the ehainpeeii doffcr when great souls are in view."
1 Of what (Origin Is the word cafe?
2 What is cajolery? ' ' .
a What wan the must hotly. contest
ed battle .'of tho Cl'ylf'warY '
4 Hdw did, - cutirtjplustar get its
name?.
5 What Is .tho hlshest branch of
mathematics called? :.
B From what is chicle obtained?
: 7 From what ore Is mercury princi
pally obtained?'
' 8 Whoro A j wo get 'most of onr oys
ters? ' '
!) Into how many classes are all
lean' divided? '
10 What college In Washington, D.
(! is dcioted exclusively to education
of the deuC? ' . . '
I Answers to Yesterday's Questions
111 'what city, was tho first steel
Irartie skyscraper built? Ana. Chicago.
J! What Is sarsenet? Ails. It is
a fino, thin silk nsml for linings.
3 What is a .skiagraph? Ans. It is
a permanent shadow picture produced
by Kocntgen rays passing through the
object a"d falling upon a sensitive
photograph' film?
t What is a dowager? Ans. A
widow holding property or . title do
rlvQd from her bile husband.
5 What sort of a person is n super
cilious one? Ans. One who exhibits
haughty contempt or indifference. '
0 Whut city in Cuba raulis next to
Huvona in size! An. Clesfuegos.
V What coffee Is grown In Arahia?
Ans. 'Ileal Mocha.
S Who invented the mimeograph?
Ans. Thomas A. lMls.in.
!) From whut material Is corduroy
manufactured? . Ans. Cotton.
Ill How many times can a copy
right be renewed? Ans. Only once.
Quotations You
Should Know
I know not what course others may
take, but as for mo, give me liberty or
give me death. . '
:: Patrick. Henry, 1730-1799.
INFLUENZA
As a preventive, melt and in
hale night and morning
V A P0 RU B
Over 17 Million Jon Uud Yearly
t ' Liberty Bonds at Par
For the next 30 days we will accept
Wberty Bonds at pur In payment on
used cars. .
UBO. U TREICHf.ER MOTOR CO.
, , . v 17s
Mastin's
Vitamon
Tablets
The Original Yeast Tablets
' V
Heath's Drug Store
The San Tox Store .
109 East Main Street.
TYPEWRITERS
Scccnd Hand and Rebuilt
Machines
Noiseless
Remington
Underwoods
Royal and "
Corona Agents
Medford
Book Store
34 N. Central
4Q. : .'
a r x.
DOUGLA5 FAIR.&ANKS J
in 'Jks iliaw . qr orro
Now showing at tlie I'age.
.-JM N Si n Pk:--
' jrA W if m W
Our sliipiueut of Dutch Bulbs
has arrived and includes Hy-.
aeinlhs, single early Tulips,
Darwin Tulips and Crocus in
ft variety of colors.
Also yellow Narcissus, paper
white Narcissus and . P'ree
sia's, b'otli I'lirity and Rain
bow. These are now on sale at tlio
Flower Shop, 20(i West Main
and (ireenhouscs 1005 Kast
Slain. ' .
Maddox & Bonney
Phones VJ7-R and 131
MAIL YOUR FILMS
to
SWEM'S STUDIO
217 East Main St. Medford
WOOD
licst wood of nil kind.. Only wood Iri
city muter cover. Also best Vtnli
((Mil at 1 oft cnr.'
VALLEY FUEL CO.
LOST CHANCES
. 'A'youutf luul an npov unity i-'eccntlv'
to buy it InuiRiiluw that lie and his witc have
want'od'a long tunc. . ('
j ITT the first, payment waa six liundrotl
dollars, and those people liayen't move than
fifty dollars saved.' So they had to lose the
bungalow'. .
.If thev had bad a First Nat ioual account,
they'd be living in the bungalow now. .
FIRST NATIONAL BANK"
1 . .
Worlds Championship
;:"t;Match ' ,
WALTER MILLER .
World Champion Middleweiglrt Wrestler
VS. '
R.W.HAND
" Southern Oregon Champion .
Tuesday Night
OCTOBER ,
ONE SNAPPY PRELIMINARY
P.W.DIDTLE
Riddle, Oregon,
. ' vs. " .
AUBREY GOFF
..... Grants Pass '
v. GOLD HILL PAVILION .
r Tickets M. D. Bowers, Gold' Hill;'
Erown & Brown; Medford; Irvine Cigar
Store, Ashland; Ross & Ross, Central Point.
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.- ' ' . . . 428 Oregon Bldg., Salem, Oregon , ' ' ,
j If Needing First Clas3 Stock In
Fruit and Ornamental Trees
and Plants
for Fall Delivery
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Southern Oregon, lis comloK. diirahiliiy, jmwor
and ohm of i'(in(rol, hiV( cMtihllshcri (his popular
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We invhe yoit to call us for a demonstration.
One rjrto will convince, yon of the superiority of this
Bltraclive liltle car. which can lie completely en
closed in rainy weather or oened and cool in
summer.
I
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-nt ami Mr
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