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Ye Smudge Pot
My Arthur Parry
' The anti-cigarette luw Is working In
Utah. The father of the bill lias 19
wives.
' If American admirals and ambassa
dors would keep the nporture under
their noaes shut, conditions In Europe
.would bo moro trnnqullt The jitney
wars have ceased.
A LUCID INTERVAL
(Chlco Enterprise)
Mr. and Mrs. K. J. Lucid, former
ly of Chlco, accompanied by Miss
Mndolyn Lucid, a daughter, and
Francis Lucid, a son, were week
end visitors horo from Oakland.
According to the Portland papers,
the trousers of Hoy Gardner, escaped
gentleman bandit, "have been torn to
shreds by. the heavy underbrush." This
adds to the dungors of tho chase. The
despcrato fugitive Is so steeped In
crime that ho may remove u pair from
a dignified U. S. marshal, und leave
the wind to toll lilm of his loss.
The Salem CnpUal-Joiirnnl languid
ly reports that the Willamette Univer
sity "Trusties Will 'Meet Tuesday."
Democratic papers charge that the
Harding administration is run by Boss
Penrose,' but he Is doing' a better job
of It than Joseph P. Tumulty, who was
chauffeur for the Wilson administration.
YOUTH 13 NOT PARTICULAR
(Eugene Guard)
From early morning until late
.evening there was one round of
pleasure, the small boy .enjoying
the large line of confectionery on
the ground.
' "For Sale Summer Cottage Near
Sllctz. Plenty of fresh air. Sand
'.proof widows, spilng water, 'and tele
; phone. R. II. Johnson, Phone 66-L
(Want Ad Eugene Register.) U-h!
' Hides are not worth a cus, so low,
In fact, that It is -best to save your
breath to cuss tho $15 shoes.
"Restaurant Cook Tries Suicide"
(Hdllno Portland Journal).' Acciden
tally got a-hold of some of his own
cooking. '
-CONTINUING WHAT MR. O'BRIEN
FORGOT TO MENTION
(London Mail)
- Go n little higher into the fringe of
palm grove. Here tho shade Is scanty
In the extreme. The ground is hard
.sun-baked. Glass? There Is no grass.
Thore are myriads of ants, passing
and repassing, and other small creep
ing Insects.
1 1 in ioo nui io move, il i iw uui
to sleep. Tho ground Is as hard as
Iron nnd Rwnrmlng with insects that
prick you and chew you and troop up
your trousers' legs and your coat
iileevns nnd down your nock." ',
Tho bottles of lime Juico and water
in your knapsacks, cold when you
canio out in tho dawn, are as hot .us
tea.
Your fruit is hot, your sandwiches
are lint. Your cigarettes burn like
tinder.
: You piauage to doze for a moment.
Then niitlvo children, or their parents,
recommence the favorite tropical pas
time that so endears Uicin to tired
Englishmen of kicking around an old
tinned meat can with stones In It. A
breath of bfoezo sighs through the
eocoannt palms, bringing with It the
full bouquet of the broiling garbage
down-beach.
I can understand the romantic fer
vor of those tropical beach young men
and maidens in tho novels of South
Sea life. Any young couple who could
be romantic on a South Sea island
beach must Indeed be in love with a
capital LI Otherwise the thing is im
possible. "See "White Shadows of the South
Seas."
See "Mystic. Isles of the South
Eea."
KKEJ off the Irish problem. This uilviee of J. T. Thumps, the
British labor leailer. to the American Federation of Labor ix
excellent. The Irish problem is not an American problem, it is not a
labor problem, it is Great liriliiin's problem, ami Great Britain alone,
can solve it.
American labor has. no more right to tell linnlaml what to do to
Ireland, than liritish labor has the rifjht to tell the I'liited States what
To do to the Philippines, or Japanese aliens, or southern negroes. In
ierfcrenee with the domestic policies of one country by another, can
only load to misunderstanding, hostility and. all round trouble. And
there is a sufficient supply of these commodities in the world today,
v ithout going, out of the way to iucreuse theiu.
Mr. Thomas said another ,'ood thin;,'. Taik against, the jiovoru
pient is .becoming too fashionable in labor circles. If gnwrmuciit in
a democracy is wrong, then labor is as much to blame as anyone else.
The cure lies not in the bomb, rhetorical or otherwise, but in the
ballot box. The individual laborer has lis much to say about what Ids
government shall be as the individual capitalist or the individual
iarmer.
In a Democracy the government is always what a majority of ihe
people want it to be. If the minority is dissatisfied, the minority-can
set aboht to convert the majority. - That may 'not 'be the easy way.
Init it is the only right way.
j
The Liritish labor leailer has u level head on his shoulders. I'n
likc the Sinn Fein agitators on one side, and Admiral .Sims on the
other, he offered no advice on international problems, no cure all for
controversial political (iiestions, he steered clear of the (Jharybdis of
passion and the Soylla of prejudice, and merely laid down a few gene
ral policies of action, which are sound at any time and in any land.
Being u leading figure in the labor world today, Mi Thomas un
doubtedly did much to clear the atmosphere in thcDenver auditorium.
The fire brands iill resent his council of moderation, but the more
thoroughly that council prevails, the better for labor and the better
for all concerned. ,
Spare the stick and spoil the child certainly applies to Babe linth.
After spending four hours in jail, the Yankee infant proceeded to
swing the willow for five home runs in six days.
Magistrate Kochcudorfer of New York has a weird idea of pun
ishing wife beaters. He would force the wife to eat breakfast cooked
by hubby, as if she hadn't suffered enough already.
It's a nice winter we are having this summer.
A little bit of January has become
mixed with June; there is a fringe of
frost on the straw hnt, nnd the girls
.will have to quit wearing Curs.
by wait Mason t 4
'MAIN STREET"
TUK "Main Street" boom is dying down and I won't worry
when it's dead and once again the country town begins to
raise its hundiled head. Poor country town! The Jiome of hicks,
whose souls can't rise above the .dust, w here all aesthetic games
.and tricks are looked upon with deep disgust. In gopher 'towns
I've lived and loved, and there I learned to swat my lyre, and as
along Main Street I shoved, I saw n whole lot to admire. And
there I've known the finest gents, great fellows,. large, of mind
and heart; I wonder why they pitched their tents so far from
Culture and from Art? The country town inspires the jokes o
specialists in caustic mirth; but there you'll often find the folks
who are the salt 'of this old earth. The country town has many
rubes, who on their idle errands trot, and if you only look for
boobs; as Lewis did, you'll find a lot. But if you look for t'other
kind, strong-men who ornament the race, and women gracious and
refined, you'll find them, also, in the place. Kh, visit now the
Hall of Fame', and mark the High Nobs looking "down",' and figitrc
out how many -name 'from Gopher or some smaller town. The
''Main Street" book is not so bad, as twaddle, for the twaddling
" 1116b ; but as n picture of our grad it is the poorest sort of daub !,
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
1. Do tolls paid by vessels golni;
through tho Panama canal pay tho
running expenses of the canal and the
interest on tho investment?
2. What Is an archipoligo?
3. What are milk teoth?
4. Which lias the greatost fuel
value, a pound of coal or n pound of
gasoline?
5. What did Simon Ilolivar do for
South America that gained for him
the title of "The Liberator"?
(i. What U ono of tho chiof causes
of laziness?
. 7. What Is tho best blood puri
fier? S. Why doo3 the Bkin of old peo
ple wrinkle?
. !. What properties have verbs?
to. How many years hua tho Ep
som -Derby been run?
Answers to Yosterday's questions
1. Must contracts bo written In
Ink? Ans. No. While It 13 always
well to uso Ink the use of a pencil
does not Invalidate the Instrument.
2. What does the lltornturo of
nearly overy nation begin? Ans.
With Its myths, songs, legends and
stories woven from fancy and imagin
ation. o. What Is the most Important
part of a composition? Ans. The
thought.
4. -What are fibre plants? Ans.
-Thoy are plants from which cord
ago is niado.
."1. How long have sheep' been
known to the civilized world? Ans.
Thero Is no record, but indications
are that they havo been domesticat
ed for 5,1100 years.
0 What states lead In hog pro
duction? Ans. Iowa. Illinois and
Nebraska.
7. What is a word of ono syllable
called? Ans.--A monosylablo.
Si. What bills may orlglnato in the
United States .senate? Ans. Any
bills oxclpt for raising rcvonuo.
9. What is piracy? Ans. Rob
bery committed at sea is called pi
racy. H' What was the western boun
dary of tho Thirtrfbn Oroglnal States?
Ans. The Mississippi river.
Me-o-my,
how you'll take to
a pipe -and
The call of a katydid can be heard
for a quarter of a. mile.
Before you're a day older
you want to let the idea slip
under your hat that this
is the open season to start
something with a joy' us
jimmy pipe and some
Prince Albert!
Because, a pipe packed
with Prince Albert satisfies
a man as he was never satis
fied before and keeps him
satisfied! And, you can
prove it! Why P. A.'s
flavor and fragrance and
coolness and its freedom
p. a.! vm
from bite rnd parch" (cut
out by our exclusive pat
ented process) are a reve
lation to the man who never
could get acquainted with a
pipe! P. A. has made a
pipe a thinf of joy to four
men where ore was smoked
before f
Ever ro'l up a cigarette
with Prince Albert? Man,
man but you've got a
party coming your way!
Talk about a cigarette
smoke; wo tell you it's a
peach!
Prince Alblrt la
sold in toppy rd
bag, tidy rid ting.
handtomm pounds
and hall pound tin
humidors and in tho
pound erymtal glamm
humidor wit hi
aponga moi(nr .
tip.'
Copyright I9ZI
by R. J. Reynolds
Tobacco Co.
Wuutoo-Sslfm,
- . N.C.
the national joy smoke
SOLDIERS. SAILORS -
MEETASHLAND SEPT.5
The. Soldiers and Sailors associa
tion of -Southern Oregon hold their
regular business meeting at Gold Hill.
Ore., Juno 11, 1321. Officers pres
ent wcro: -
Colonel Comamnder E. K. Hal! of
Ashland; Lieut. Col. 1. E.Peterson of
Oronts Pass; Major A. J. L. Smith of
Gold Hill.
.1. P. Sayle of Ashland was elected
quartermaster. Our chapluln, Mrs.
Isofel Spencer of Ashland, was ab
sent, bolus at her mountain
home. It was decided to hold the
23th reunion of the Soldiers and
Sailors' Association of Southern Ore
gon at Ashland from Septeiubor uth
to September 10th, at the old camp
grounds in the park.
By Col. Commander E. K. Hall.
Attest: Bertha E. Adams, Adjt.
DETROIT StaiiisUids' Zbysako
and' Gtbvnhnr.Mazzan, 'the Italian
heavyweight wrestler, havo. been
matched for a finish bout hers noxt
Wednesday night.
HEALTH AND ENERGY
Built on Rich, Red Blood
Rich, red blood is the rery ,
lount&in source 01 au. energy. -Enrich
your blood by increasing '
the red blood corpuscles. 8. S. 8.
is recognized as the general sys
tem builder, and has been suc
cessfully used for over CO years
in the treatment of rheumatism
and skin diseases arising from
impoverished blood. -
For Special Booklet or for indl
t viduat ndvioo, without ciag-ff.V
rrrito Chief Medical Adviort
S S.S. Co., Dep't 434, Atlanta, Go. rj. ',
oef 0. o. o. at yout tiruggttt. .
Rv
For Rich, Red Blood
CLEVELAND. Willie Mechan.
heavyweight boxer of San I'ranclscn,
has begun training here for his bout
with Tommy Gibons. of St. Paul on
June 22'. The men are scheduled to
go 12 rounds to a decision.
Sure
Relief
6 BCLL-ANS
Hot water
Sure Relief
LL-ANS
FOR INDIGESTION
! WHY NOT?
have your old carpets and rugs woven
Into' a serviceable nnd reversnble
FLUFF JtL'G
Dick nays "The rugs WB clean are
CLEAN when WE clean 'cm."
rhone 180
Froo Dollvory
Mosan Art Rug Co.
f r i( West Tenth St. ,
WEEK-END BARGAIN SALE
ORGANDIE BLOUSES $2.50
Wonderful Organdie Blouses in
white, blue, Rose and tan, dainty
trim, all sizes, 34 to 46. Special at
$2.50, $2.75, $3.00, $3.50
FL AXONS 39c
Dainty figured flaxon, light grounds.
Very fine quality. Regular 50c val
ue. This week. Special ........ 39c
r (
LADIES' "WEArWeLL"
KHAKI SUITS
These come in 'Coats, Lace
Pants, Skirts, Middy Shirts, Leg
gins and Hats.
We sell each garment separate or
in suits. "Wearwell" is the last
word in perfect fitting Khaki
garments for ladies.
THREE YARDS JAP CREPE $1.00
Thie week we will sell 3 yards of 45c
Cotton Jap Crepe. All colors, 33
inches. Special, 3 yards for $1.00
FANC Y PLAIDS 2 1-2 YDS., $1.00
36-inch plaids in dark check. Suit
able for children's dresses and la
dies' wear. Worth 65c yard, 2 yds.
GINGHAM SALE 18c
Double-fold Ginghams in beauti
ful plaids and checks, fast colors,
25c values V. c 5 '.. 18c
ZEPHYR GINGHAMS 29c
Beautiful Zephyr plaid Ging
hams in a great variety of colors,
. .29c
$1.00
.rir()s,i v..i iraM
. r
35c values .
TOMAHAWK SHEETS $1.25
These Sheets are 72x90 inches,
seamless. Real value in quality
and price 7 ....... ........ . .$L25
WELLINGTON SHEETS $1.50
j
Full size, 72x90, seamless, soft
finish .rand- - an unusual value.
' Special
$1.50
"KOO KOO" SILK DRESS
v SKIRTS $9.75
Beautiful "Koo Koo" Silk Skirts,
Well worth $20. Going at $9.75
WHITE WASH SKIRTS $3.75
Full line of White Wash SkirU
ju3t received $3.75 to $7.50 J
MOD ART CORSETS LESS 20 PER CENT
This week we give a special reduction on all
Mpdart Corsets. (If you once try a Modart, '
you -will always Wear a M odart.
Great Shoe Sale Continues
; c BARON ETTE SKIRTING $2.98 j
36-inch white fancy Baronette Skirtings.1
Extra fine quality and great values. Worth
at least $1.00 a yd. more, $2.50, $2.98, $3.98
Bargains for Entire Family
LOW SHOES FOR LADIES Oxfords, strap Slippers and Pumps, Black Kid, White Kid,
White Nubuck $3.85 to $8.50 f
CHILDREN'S LOW SHOES in Strap or Oxfords $2.25 to $3.75 j
MEN'S SHOES in Gun Metal, Kid or Calfskin. For dress or every-day wear. ;
lO'l Discount on
Ladies' Munsing
Union Suits
rJl 'iM' rJM) 'Mi
EPARTMENTSlbRE
Half Price on 25
Ladies' Georgette
Blouses