PAGE FOOT Medfobd Mail tbibuxe AN' I.ViEFENfcKNT NEVi'-il-APFP. EXtri.-.-T hL'NL-Ar sr the Tc Ktfvf4 i?ur.i7 u i'-"1'1, Take two a'-trt-jwxrn, for example. Oi.lv a few 3.ontz.s aao an set-, tni0et. jrew Lal both iejrs broken, because they were bow a. ;m spoilt o; o: xjJ -int-sr, &?i::g. ii-JT-; ;St in a hosnilal aod emerged with straightened liriibs. Great re-i wtui ' ' ' . - - - POBKKT V.. KJ.'HU fMiiw. fPllCUPTlOa TZUfI ".d. ..' ..s.x.j crv r U : i i' i;frL A flf'Cal' te '-f ' Of.".;'. fr i kti da.ir ver. !fc4I-nS, Or ton. lUA-r lt.e i'.l of Marm KEKBEK-H OK TUB A.1'X-1ATEI Tt'l'l4 Tj-m '. exrlu-lve! niitiM to wAiuia r 11 oi !::''efe trl'--) 'I. th !KI e Par,l."-1 r.e.i-i. Alt HfMs.tf tn.f.-l,n f nftl - n iw haltiLS iKe- ah -rf:;al nocK ltg of Burojeano Awrlaa rniltig ldrtiral dltgue:. pnicu!arly la Po UtuJ. lfier orer V&.Mi Jevr are it)Oj! transportation. ' 30 la) reK ular feeJin, and alio bill, and of tin flock would be agitating a new nJ lancy form of gorernnient. Taut will oe do derangement of the ! tolr jiem neit Friday when Mr. Hrdlng goe in, ad Mr. hiu goes out,- a firmly beUered in rotkbound GOP. circles. ' , A FENDER NEEDED '- ' ' i(Alby Democrat) (Mr.. Henry Quigley waj hurt , Friday trening by a cow. iir. Aig!,ry was out to the barn and Mwe Bf tie cciwi booked another oL atid-knocked her agalnut Mrs. iiilglT nd hurt ber n"M c"1" H to tleed quite freely. In a short . fltue tHe' blood nettled around ber , eye lucking them locjk badly. :.' Ilriwetner for the Sabbath. In- stead ol going to church, there will be earneiti endeayor throughout the val ley to rug the bind wiieeln off any and J all tneUT Teblc!e. - " . Jt l getting o a young lady from the valley can return from outbern; California, wltuout becoming bonum' frlendc of all the leading movie ( queem.' Fornierty It 'wan common to. meet a camera cleaner, and recount Th-ld affair with Norma Talmadge. ' TURNING THE OTHER WHEEL TO THE WICKED (Pendleton East Oregonlan) ' Will the iiartle who stole wheel from Ford car yesterday morning ' 'pleaae call' at Perklna and Am . mons Garage 'and they can have 4he other three-rr-Joe Bushman. EnKllnh Investigator In Armenia report that famine In dlsapijearlug and the people are caitlng off their gloom, thanks to heavy shipments of Amer ican food. This Is good news. Armenia will soon.b6.(Uiltojs"ait a war asalnst those who have, been consistently de- 14 1!!!!!.' 'MZi.-?.. Tbe!rjiing lady at the picture show who y tiled off one sin for comfort. is seotnl to the fV wlrtioolfBifT b h shoes ne a'" ort bl V rhtloniij '.: 1 .j ! i. It ha l)ecn alntost a-week lnj4 local merchant has been ruthlessly booked by a transient forger. i The Scenic Preservation Society also wants to see to it; that the pic ttlresque lodging house at Crater Lake is not remodeled, or any Improvements made to tempt the 4nurlt to stay any longer than he absolutely has to. SHE WAS THE WORKER (Salem Capital Journal) B. Stauffor will sell his ersonal property at public auction at the farm near here I'hursday and will move to Hubbard Bisjn after the sale. Mr. Slaullor decided lo abandon the farm after Mrs. Hluuf fer's health began to fall. On and after March Int. Insurance rales will be increased In the business district, owing to the danger of -in taaeoua combustion annum auto me chanlcs who clean an eng ne by rolllriK thcmselves over It. ''Japs Mcnnce Isle of Yap" ( H-llliu SF'Esanilner) Ixok out for the grand rush hack to the Multerland. "F. Human the Mt Angel tailor was In -Salem on business Tuesday," the SUrerton oorr. to the Salem Statesman reports. j i 1 nBi- automobiles are b Snick win build them. . Ye Smudge Pot Just received a shipment of "0x3of age, In the Independent Republic of first-class non-skid tires, while thujan Marino, which Is the smallest , last $15.00. jfedford Vulcanlzliiepubllc In the world. Surrounded hy Works. , 2D'taly, which respects Its autonomy. Hasketlmll bulletin, board at the cotthjs republic rears lis thirty-eight hiunlty danco tonight at the Nalnt(Hquare miles of territory to n point ltim. Score announced every five m 2500 feel above sca-levcl. lis founder, utes. A big time assured. Music " lo the minute and hall and floor i m . , excelled. -I POE ACTEZSSES ONLY. BKAUTY is not skin deep. It at kajft aon-ie women. jjoieirifir au'I r.-iany jjhotosrrajjhft with sj:;&1 lay-outs in the Sunday Uut rjovr it n.ioore.' one of the Mraiabt I' - i stiff, ami Dottte 1 Tiptoes can 't 'ianee as well a she il b- for'-. j A v.-ar or wj a;o ar;oth-r aeire-is even j;jore e:-lebratel. antio'iiiee! i 'l' " i'-' "To iie of too loueh fat U tji'l," she ik-eiare.i. j Win-r-uixjfi h- flew to tile s-a -shore, su'wlde J 0:1 a diet of skinirnejj jniik ami Ymif a!er. j."f-d. waiked, 'waiij. and with her weight re-! dieed : i p-turn-d to the Mau'e with au aIiao.-t girlish figure, j .Ajjain rre:-.t fj'.:'tii! j)hotOi.'ra;hs by the million. J J;iit .'ji'v t!:- other dav he colli parr.o-'l out rv t.'.e sta-je earjetiter, ana now ) m aeu.e tear iroraj deatii !y h-art ij- iJoetors are telling her impairment of thej heart. v;; direct !v doe t-j her ktremions reducing meisure. . ; Viieref..re atid wliereni"ti. the than skin de. j i-i ilem'.iiitrat'd. It ii a!v rli ii!ri1rat'-d that the :iie and oii'y reliable beauty doctor i vinn health. That U to say you can't heat Nati:re. Of course there is-a happy luniinia, beauty is de- hirabl-. JjTid eer.aii rul- of living are conducive ther-to. but breakini l j-. arid stai'Viiiii leeli.-s. arc not ayioui; (hi In. I Clariee incline U plnmpiier.,. ( lariee probably has a i.-rvous system that dimands upholstery: if Ootty has bow le's. well, ..r hapx bow Icfn are art!-!ieal!y inorganic, but j are frackles and straight hair, and yet thousands of attractive beinjs Siirmount thcm.1 ! the wis- coiir.-c to pursue js take what Nature ha given and lnakc the best of it. No matter biv hpi-essing the olitributjon, t'od health and it'hkJ nature, can win what is most desirable in life, regardless of the handicap. i Of course, ihe above only refers lo a tr'v-s. No worncii, not quali fied for the stas;e, would think of breaking lcjs or .starvatiou, to ;rat ify sucli an abviiis!y vain and superficial ambition! ' RippiingRhijmos WsltMaJon EIGHT ABE DEAD. EI'JlIT airmen lately have been slain while rushing; mail aerrss the wa.' te ; to me such labors neem in vain ; oh. why XIvk evcr lastinif haste? Eieht men are dead and in their jrraves. youriii chaps cut off befcre thtir prime, since some official saphead raves tllat mail must (o in record time. The letters that the air men took, when stricken out of life by fate, would have been jtist as food, (adzook. if they had been a fortnight late. The most of them were doubtless duns, announcing retribution sore, unless- in debted Inns of funs' coughed up at Johnson s Cold Uriel: Store. A lot of'prict; lists and the like composed the deail men's treas ured mail ; a comic strip of l'cte and Mike, and hltie sky promises of kale. I have a large and haunting hitilch that makes one fact exceeding clear: There was no letter in the bunch that could not wait at least a year. Eight men are dead and gone to waste, their brave hearts stilled for evermore, because of this indecent haste that fills the world wilh fur and gore. The old time methods were the atulf, and all this maudlin haste is bum; our litters travel fast enough they always jolt ns when they come. Lilliput Nations of Europ. WASHINGTON. I). C What Is the smallest country In the world? "That depends upon the angle from which you view the question. There- are small principalities tucked under the wings ol sheltering governments, republics which owe part of their suzerainty to a bishop, and grand duchies." says a bulletin Ironi the Washington, I). C. headquarters of the National Geographic society. "Monaco, with Its eight square miles of territory, perched three hundred feet above the Mediterraneiui In the heart of the Riviera, is the smallest principality. It is the best know n and , the most visited, for It contains the world noted lure of Monte Carlo. From Hercules to Fortuna , "Tim liuie country has a checkered J and Interesting history. Its beginning j dates to the days of Kercnlei. almost IMM) years before the blr.th of Christ, ilow paiu'loxlcal that this hero w-ho accomplished well-night iiisumountnh! obstacles by sheer physical labor should have been even the traditional founder of a state whose whole rov enue Is Lbtalucd from games of chance. - "Thcodorle the Great seems to have been the only one of the great Kuro pean conquerors who gavu the little country any respite from wars which continuously haiassed it. And his charm as a mun may have been the Influcnee which gave the people he conquered their tolerance for those who risk their all on a gamble, for It Is said of him 'that he had tin; most delightful manners at dice. 'If Theo dore loses, he laughs; he Is modest und reticent If he wins!' "Modern figures show that the In lustrics and trade of Monaco are un imiKirtunt In comparison to lis rev enue from thu gaming tables. During 1913 there were nearly two million visitors in the principality for its 23, ooo spulation to take care of. 'Tulll Hill the prince of the country was an absolute ruler, but In that year he gave his subjects a constitution which provides for a national council elected by the poople. San Marino Smallest Republic ".Monaco has a close second in dl mlnutlveness, and a rival In the claim MEDFOTCD MAIL " TRIBUNE. gors to the heart anJ soul of wwrii, ' i r-sed in the middle of an act. v-as, I'ainfal truth that beaut v is morel 4ln San Marino, came from Arbe In the fourth century to aid .the oppressei Christians build the stone walls of the city of Klmlnl. Horn of his desire for peace, 8)lltudc and simplicity of living, these qualities have become thoroughly Inculcated in its national character and for generations hav been reflected In Its history. The ven erablc saint taimht his people that war should be resorted to only for self defense. "San Marino Is governed by a great council of sixty members - v.-ho art- elected by popular rote. Two of these members are appointed every six months to act as regents, and iu such capacity exercise the executive jywer. ho tranquil Is the Utile republic that It scarcely needs a illce force an atmosphere In contrast to that created hy the frenzied and feverish players who sit at the tables In Monaco Where Smuggling Was National A l.llllput republic under the Joint suf-cralnty of Fiance and ihe Spanish illshop of I rgel Is Andorra. Its 191 square miles of valley almost ten thou sand feet above the level of the sea are tucked away In the heart of the Pyre nees mountains. It Is governed by a council of twenty-four members elect eJ by the heads of families in its six parishes. This council nominates a first syndicate which presides over Its meetings and forms the country's exec utive department. "It Is said that this little portion ol Spuln which is set down In the midst of French territory winks an eye at smuggling. In fact. It Is claimed thai during the recent war Its chief occupa tion was gelling things across the bor der Into Fruuce without duty. The In habitants discussed the practice'' as freely as they would the weather. But when It is advisable for an Andorra!) to keep Ins own counsel he ran do It. for a proverb in the Pyrenees Is 'Tell a thing to an Andorran and It Is lost.' A State the Sire of the District of Columbia "Another principality that Jumped into public attention during the world war was Liechtenstein, whose sixty five square miles of territory arq sur rounded by Switzerland and Austria It declared Its complete Indnjiendence from the latter In November, ISIS This little country in the midst of a war-torn Ktimic is peacefully inclined It has not bad an army since IMiS. "There" are two other diminutive isdltlcal entitles In Kuroe which still have a place ou the map the Grand M"EDFOT?DT OBEflOy. SATURDAY. Balloons, From Dew to Gas WASHINGTON, D. C "Ti 4e tiire of tiree aival aerc-tiCJ, tad lie ln!rtaUojiid iaterest is tielr saie re- ; turn froal tbe frorea Ca2i-aa north. recall nnsseroas historic :te;-t of " ?i to f-ji!iil for hii.se:f oa earth the e?es-oId feehns liat be wciid hare wigj soise Aa-," says a L X.zr.va trtxa tie headqeirters of the NataaJ Geo graphic idcieiy io D. C. ""Thes Aeicai, biriiea ho get their nos and ears nifel by tte cold yerforaed to inch feat ts did rjirda-' !u. rto. h'jziw IhoujsaDCs of years ago' in the age of oj ihj, JVw &ear enjegh , to tbe sun to meli the sai on his' w.'aga. Lsedcju' txper.ent and the attempted flight of a certain Ujonli called Elmems. why. JchQ V.'iikias one of the founders of the Royal society in ' Ecgiasd telU us, fiew for a dLr.anc-e . of more than an eighth of a rrUe froai a town in Spain, are sufficient, etl- j denoe. however, V) arxrord to aviation i the t alm for bein.4 ti e oider (J the ' flying arts. " 1 ,i 1 "baHbonlBg though lss romantic In . itJ appeal aad -rleide-Jly more com--. rroLplace and placid Hjuking in 113 ap-' learance may jrhapfi he considered the John the Kayltt oi trAix arts as taey are practiced toiayi'aji Its pr-e' gre;-:s h3-a been steadily on the upgrade since K"ger Bacon, baeic la the thir teenth etntusy. profjoun'led the theory! that a ho'l'.w globe of very thin metal filled with 'ethereal air or liquid fire would float upward on the a'tcrrephere. ! Morning Dew Sugrjested as Filler "From that day priests, philo.-vopbers and scientrsta' pat forward tj.e - idea mat a light tpbere cou! be male to rise and float-to -the up:er atmosphere. Alaiost- every 'oncelva.' !e thlris was suggested for filling these barfo-ons. One of the mos't aajusing a.-i the mor ning dew.'-siBce that sub-lane-, accord ing to their snpposltiOEs. was shed by the -stars during the night 2nd would be drawn-back tT heaven in the day by the heat of the sun. I "As the result of watching the clouds tie brothers Joseph and Jacques Monrsolfier. ff Annonav, France, la lTSS, invented the first real balloon. They concluded that If the vapor of; the clouds !could hang sus pended In' the' upper air a large bag filled with such a vapor might rise and drift about as the clouds do. -' Another Interesting story is told about the "Montsolfler brothers' origin ating the Idea. -They were watching the smote-wreaths enrl upward from their fire, when one of them began wondering if tbe smoke c'mld not carry other thiaes trn with It too. In ihe enthusiasm of the moment they made a small fire cn a little tin tray and held a large pa-?r bag Over It. ' With itel'ght they watched the bag fill out and try to rls".' A neighbor, at widow lady, seeing the -smoke issuing from their window 'hd 'fearing that the', house was -on fiTe 'Wenf running' into the roon. She' suggested that u.ey .attach the tray to the bag, and the Immeliate resctt 'was that the bag rose to the mailing. " It Fltw, But They Did Not Know Why "Alter several private try-outs, they duchy of Luxemburg, .with its 99S square mllesf'of tcrVif-flFy between Bel ;ium, France, and ttye allied zvne of iccuiiaiicn on the Ithine, and Turkey-n-F.urope, whidh is now nolhipg more ban the envir na.to. the weJt of t'on itantinop'.e.' Another state for many ear-i cla-sil aTion,; the 'snmllcst wuntries' is .Mi ntnegro which is now t part' of the Kingdom of tlio Serb.:, Croats and Slovenes.' llefore the Hai nan war Its "area was .3S51 square nlles." Cut This Out It Is Worth Money Cut oat this slip, enclose wilh 5c and mail It lo Foley & Co, 2S.35 Sheffield Vve., Chicago. 111., writing your name ind address clearly. You will receive .ujel,ufO,ji trial lockage. -containing Foley's lliney and Tar Compound for wiighs, colds and croup: Foley Kidney Pills for pains In sides and back; rheu natisin, hackaelje. kidney and Madder iiihients:!and Foley Calhattic Tablets, l wholesome and thoroughly cleansing athariic tpr constlpution, biliousness, headaches, and sluggish bowels. Sold everywhere. Adv. Lots of old pai era 10a the bnndle It this nf'lea tf PRESCr?l8E A VACUUM CLEANER AND A MOTOR ( TIIK M 1III,Y DOt'lOit knew what- he was V lalkitit; about. Ir wasn't oiedldni' that Ihe overworked heusewu'c need r d. ' It . was a n st from the slavery of unthi tatcd house keeping niethHl Vh:tt the il.H-o.r ordei'-d if- to he found i.t this she; and belongs in e'.ery . home. People's Electric Store H10NE 12 212 W. MAIN St FEBKUAKi net iasosEeed public ascnt of be Hoc b on JriB , i" i r-ftry siieC-ators gathered to see this sphere. 105 fee: :n ctrcuiElereDce. wjuen tne inTeto. iiilated with the hot air from bsrr-iEg straw, rise high :n the air and Coal off for I'ooa. one and a ha'.f miles. Ti,e brothers believed for quite a wh;ie that they hai hit upon Kae f-ui:a-' quality in tbe Etraw which hid H-tinz properties and did cot raitze until later that their wonder hail tad rises only Lecaurf of the iightcess of heated air. Eat they cade the tailcon a reality. "roai this tiie forward the phys icists 5n Friace aad elabere tx ierioasiy liiis iniant invention whlcii had siddeciy made its appearance in their !t! itt. Subscriptions were taken up lo further the project, the Roberts trotters cccstrncted a baHooa, the ncied scientist, Charles, conceived the idea of filling It with hydrogen, "aid a day for the ascent was set. The cruw-1 that gathered was great and curious and so interfered with the oi-eryiions that uie balloon had lo be moved to another place, but tbe eager thocg. not to he outdone, learned its where abouts and were there to see the per formance. The sphere lose 3oK feet in the air amid the rain, which some had thought would be an obstacle, to Ihe wild enthusiasm of the spectators. Repeated Experiment at Versailles "In 1TS Joseph Montgolfler repeat ed his ex;erimeat before the king. qneen and court at Versailles. The first living creatures to take a balloon trip went up on that day. A sheep, a duck and a cock soared majestically into the air with the ornate balloon and descended after eight minutes about two tulles away. The only injury suffered by any of them was a kick ou the wing vhlch the Lheep gave the cock. Later on in that same year the gallant Pilatre de Kozler and tbe Mar quis d'Arlander made the first trip taken by persons in a 'free fire-ba'loon. From that time 'sounding the skies became a science. Lunardi startled Great Britain with bis daring trips. It is said that when he soared Into vision the king ended a conference w-ith his ministers and a court of jus tice acquitted a criminal In order that all persons present might watch him. "The R-3-i, when it traveled 3130 miles in a little over ICS hours, cer tainly put a crimp into world records of ten years ago which at thet time read, 'No balloon voyage has yet been made cf a length comparable to the breadth of the Atlantic' . Only two flights exceeding one thousand miles were then en record those of. John Wise from St. .Lrfuis to Henderson.! New York, and of Count Henry de la Vaulx from Paris to Korostjcheff In Russla. "Among the notable flights made in balloons the 'daring attempt of Salo mon Andree and two companions in 1S97 to each the Js'ortb-Volo sh4rild have an honored place. They left Suitzbergen at a point 600 miles, from the Pole on July 11. 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Dos a ura Die, tnosc economical ncitiim piani. cn rirer f t"u tiipMirtca- Doa't delay to&n4 outaUabcutit WM. HAMMETT Phone 659 Mcd'ortl. Oregon SYMPATHETIC SEHITCE Rendered In a Quiet .Dignified manner at THE PERL FUNERAL HOME tour loed one Is taken Into the Home where there Is - always some one with them. Our Residence is on the Second Floor. We are Licensed Embalmers and are prepared to make shipment to any .part of the United States or Foreign Countries. We will take complete charge of any Service and make all arrangements. Ijdj- Assitnc Phone 47. ! 1 ' .0rner of Sixth and Oakdale. One block west of Postofflce. Why Our Welding i?ays First, because exy-acetylcne weld as we do it gives to a piece bf me the same or greater strength than originally had. Second, because ii cheaper to mend the old than buy i new, if you can get the same serv out of it. Is this not logical? "THE WKLD THAT 1IKLD" Vulcan Welding Works . Now located nt ' HI South 1-Vont. .a on V .-' Who uses Willard Bat teries with Threaded Rub ber Insulation? - L 136 motor car and truck builders. Why? . '' Because they know it is far superior to wood or any ' other form of storage bat tery insulation. UJ m m Electric Shop . SB 8th and Bartlett Sts. t 2 Phone 22-J J H: mm; m ' L Willard J r'twj-'"'''!1'- .i f- --' - r '?r: j- a