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Medford Mail tribune
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ROBERT W. RUHU Editor.
HUMPTER 8. SMITH. Manager.
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I, 1879.
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
Hi Ki,ulnii p.niilil nf Nfiw York lilts
lieen uuod for $500,000 because lie tolil
a liirty one thing, anil illd unotlier. it
ho loaes the suit It ought to break him
Of promiscuous flirting for Home time.
Tho party 'with the lacerated heart,
alleges she cannot sleep nights, most
ly from trying to guess how much the
jury will give hoi'.
NO CRACKED CORN GOES
(Salem Statesman)
Week after next will ho prune
week, when every true Aincrlcuii
will bo full uf piuiies.
, IiiBlontl of meddling around with pet
ty reforms and aggravations, like clos
ing the movIeH on Sunday, and battling
cigarettes, tho chilTclies should devote
their energy to straightening out the
mess civilization la now in. Aftor
mankind has had his general cussed
ness Ironed out, thoro will be plenty of
time loft to knock orf llio rough edges
as roprcsonteil by tho soul souring
movies, and Iho vile clguioltes. Tho
plan would meet with tho approval of
everybody, but tho professional refor
mers holding down high salaried
swivel chairs In antl organizations.
Your corr. TueB. came In contact
with Komo homemade hootch of unex
ampled ferocity, ono swig being suffic
ient to make Fred Hours want to fight
Jack Dempsoy.
Coneral Wood Is the logical man for
secrotury of war, but ho will not get
it. In tho firBt pluco, ho Is qualified
for tho place, by training and exper
ience, and in tho bocoik! placo, Hums
Penroso don't Ilka him.
KIDDING MR. LOVE
(Eugene Guard)
, Mr. liny l.ovo has been suffering
severely with toolhuche, conse
uuoutly his face is all "swelled
"P."
. Inusmuch as tho legislature has ad
Justod the Hague Illver fish question,
until It needs adjusting again, there
will be no more tousllltis In southern
Oregon.
The only consolation the victims of
the short chango artist luvo Is the
iiowb that ho has gone to California
where he Is liable to himself be horn
swoggletl out of his Oregon profits.
I Tho. tpld-wook hoofsllnglng will be
Btagod per schedulo this eve., and the
moan' average housework performed,
will show u slight decrease for the bal
ance of the week.
IN A FAULTLESS TOWN
(Ashland Tidings)
For Sale Faultless cow: 15
thoroughbred llrown Leghorn hens.
II. 1). Sunrord, Joining Hcliunn's
baths, Ashland.
"War Is hell," but tho last one does
nut seem to have demonstrated tlu
truth of the allegation sufficiently.
Mr. JUlko Womuck, while strolling
down Fir St. Tues. discovered a man
gauese mine of great richness, 15 milt's
southeast of Fullou, Nevada.
llesldeB distributing and sorting n
largo quantity of mall each day from
the A corners of the globe. It Is tilt
duly ot postal employes in postoffleeB
having more than one door, to deslg
nato III a businesslike manner a differ
ent door for the public to enter each
day, without fail.
Now and then one sees a picture of
an eastern society queen, seated In a
chair with both feet on the floor, and
no expose of socks.
AN IMMORTAL SHOWN UP
(Dallas Items)
V. S. Grant, one of the well
known citizens and at the present
time mayor of Dallas, has just re
celved n hnudsoinely engrossed
memorial from the directors of tho
National Mohair Growers' associa
tion. There nro now more farm organiza
tions than lodges In this stale, anil
Ge urge Mansfield Is president of most
of them.
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TALKING
WE A IX lire fond of tiilkiiitf sln.p, when we round up to
gether; the shoe man .sounds his plaintive yawp about the
price of leather; the farmer spiels about his crop, and wails about
the weather. The cook, in laniiae terse and quaint, discourses
of his fryinj;, the mini who sells us "lass and paint has found con
ditions trying, thelinilertaker makes complaint that people have
tpiit dyinj;. The doctor talks of sawing limbs, and patients' revo
lutions, the oculist of licalin-r jrlims by iiiiiirieal ablutions, the
pastor talks of rag time hymns and tightwad contributions. And
every fellow files a roar, and shows he's discontented; the frond
old happy lime of yore by everyone's lamented; the cry of spirits
worn and sore is thus witli ardor vented. "We feel we're shackled
up with tjricf by rusty chain and letter, and when from inuinps
we fret relief, we have a dose of tetter; and, having paused to kick
and beef, we all of us feel better. We have to kick around a while,
we have to unliable daily; we have to work off surplus bile, and
swear that life is scaly, and then we don the shelf-worn smile and
do our business jjayly. Our safety valve we find in kicks, they
soother the human erilti'r, and only superficial hicks can think our
hearts are hitler; we throw some harmless rocks and bricks, and
then we sing and twitter.
WASHINGTON, Feb. 2. American
trade with tlermany In 1M0 totalled
$400,000,000 as compared with $to:i,
.100,000 in lill'J, a review issued today
by the department of commerce shows.
Exports to Germany last year totalled
$:ill.'i:i7,000 as compared with $'.12,-
U 1 ,1100 the year before while imports
from Unit country were $S8,8U:i,000
compared with $10,608,000 In 1919.
Under the reparation terms agreed
upon recently by tho allies, Germany
would have paid to those countries
$10,5(10,303 on her trade to tho United
States, tills sum equaling tho 12 per
cent tax which it Is proposed to Impose
on Germany's exports.
Proportionately tho Increase in tho
volume of trade with Germany was
greater than that with uny other coun
try last year. Shipments of American
goods lo Kugland, France and ' Italy
wero far below Ihose In 1919 but im
ports from Uioho countries showed
substantial Increases.
Exports to Great llritain In 1920 to
talled only $1,82r,()29,9-l7 as compared
with $2,278,567,024 while Imports from
that country Increased from $309,189,-
05 to $513.8 lfi,S04. Franco took
American goods to the vnluo of $(i7ti,
193,207 compared with $S93,359,99G the
year before while Its shipments to the
United Stales wero $lti5,(i5l,703 com
pared with $123,819,225. Italy import
ed from the United States goods val
ued at $371,7U7,2VI compared with
$412.1170,812 and sent lo this country
goods valued at. $75,357,579 compared
with $59,060,075.
LONDON The "Jazz" Is dead in
London, says P. J. K. Klchardsnn, one
f the foremost Kngllsh authorities
en dancing, lie declares that no "new"
dances will be popularized this year,
but the fox-trot, (ine-Htep and tango,
wlileli have held International inter-
sl fur two or three seasons, will be
standardized.
"Previously those laugbt the same
dances by dllTcrcnl teachers found
themselves hopelessly at sea when
they I rleil to lnnce together," he said.
"Through standardization, on which
the majority of dancing instructors in
Loudon have now agreed, a common
framework In the steps wilt be in-
suretl without eliminating all chance
of Introducing Individual variations.
freakish and eccentric 'llbt gym
nastic' such as exaggerated forms of
'Jav:z' are rapidly passing out."
It is an imperative duty of the Hin
dus to bathe In the Ganges or wash In
Its waters.
'eler Fnradav. Iho ureal Fnirllsh
scientist, started as a bookbinder's ap
prentice.
Healing Cream
Stops Catarrh
Clogged Air Passages Open at
Once Nose and Throat Clear.
If yonr nostrils arc clopped and your
head stutTcd lucausc of catarrh or a
cold, pot Kly's Cream Halm at any drup
store. Apply liittc of this pure, anti
septic, perm destroying cream into yonr
nostrils and let it penetrate throupli
every air passape of your head and
membranes. Instant relief.
How pood it feels. Your head is
clear. Yonr nostrils are open. You
breathe freely. No more hawking or
suuOlinp. Head colds and catarrh
yield hkc mapic. Don't stay stuffed
up, choked ui and miserable, Relief
Mason, (
SHOP.
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Reports as lo the sale of tickets for
the Hoover Mush and Milk banquet
at the Medford hotel Indicate there
will be a very largo attendance. Tho
fact that mush and milk will be on the
menu should not in uny way interfere
with the attendance by those who have
had a hearty evening meal. No one
will be forced to eat this, but atten
dance Is desired.
The banquet will take place at 8:30
this evening and the interesting enter
tainment which Is being provided will
be worth every cent of tho dollar cost
of tho banquet. The entire proceeds
will be credited the European Relief
fund and by this is mount that the cost
of the mush and milk will not be
taken out of the funds being paid for
the banquet ticket. Solder's Dairy
have offered to donate tho milk and
cream which will be served as will ull
of tho entertainment and use of the
dining room bo given without cost.
The young ladies of the domestic
science classes of the blub school will
serve the mush and milk and the
novelty of such a banquet should be
patronized to the fullest capacity of
tho dining room.
For one month every year Moham
medans fast by day but satisfy their
wants by night.
-TCucndor at the time of the Spanish
conquest wns a part of tho great em
pire of the Tncaa.
CASCARETS
"They Work while you Sleep"
Do you feel 'nil tanpled, up bilious,
conAtlputed, headachy, nervous, full of
cold? Tuko I'tULiirotn tonight for your
liver nnd bowels to struiphten you out
by in or ni up. Wake up with head clear,
Htoiiuteli ripht, breath sweet mid feeling
hue. No pripinp, no ineonvenienee. Chil
dren lul'o Caseuruta teo. 10, 2C, 50 eentd.
REFINED SERVICE
at a saving
We are in a position to
give., the lowest... possible
rates obtainable.
Every item of modern fun
eral service is given our
most careful attention,
also
the assistance of a
Licensed Lady
Embalmer
without extra charge
Weeks -Conger Co.
CTJKOXA Persona!
Typewriter
Fold It up. take It
with you. type
write anyw-h ere.
$50.00, Including
carrying case.
MKKKOIU) 1K)K BTOKB
Distributor (or So. Oregon.
BANQUET TONIGHT
BRA N .D
Pass these big, brown-crusted
Doughnuts any winter evening
and you'll be proud to admit that you
baked them. That's sure to be true of
all the baking you do with Blend Flour.
Baking day after baking day it gives you the
same splendid results.
This scientific combination of the choicest east
ern hard wheat and .the choicest of western
wheats combines the best qualities of both.
Fisher's Blend Flour gives you more and larger
loaves of better broadband you find it just as
fine for cakes and pies.
Manufactured in "America1!
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Spent Over $200 on Worthless Trusses
BAD SCROTAL RUPTURE. AGE 74.
Doav Sirs:
I have been wearing one of your Trusses 11
months and am nearly healed. Have done all kinds
of heavy lifting, picking and shovelling, and it has
never come out. 1" wear it night and day, and also
bathe with it on. I never take it off only to clean it,
and do that sitting. It is the best Truss Pad I ever
saw, and I have spent more than $1200.00 for Trusses.
Yours vcrv trulv,
NATHAN C. (MLMOIiK.
HEATH'S DRUG STORE
The San Tox Store
109 East Main Street.
THE
Star Meat Market
We have a good supply of FISH and
OYSTERS
SPECIAL FOR THURSDAY and FRIDAY
Lard, per pound ,. . 25c
Pork Sausage, per pound .20c
Hamburger Steak, pound 20c
Beef Pot Roasts, lb 17ic
314 E. Main Phone 273
'UP!
Final Flouring Mill"
"Blend's
Mah Friend"'
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When 56r Blend Flour has '
brought you better baking, let
Fisher's Pancake Flour bring you
better brcakfastsYou won't
have to ask the children to
finish their porridge when it's
Fisher's Rolled Oats and they
like Fiihcr's Qranulated Wheat
Berries just as well. Your dealer
will supply you gladly.
YOU CAN GET THAT
i JOB
And HOLD It better If you have a
HARLEY-DAVIDSON
MOTORCYCLE
So that you can GO
See tne list of usixl motors at tlio
shop of
GAYLORD
East Pnynicnts euro
Mliorl ynt. ' lhon JfiS-ni
ORCHARD SUPPLIES
LADDERS SPRAY MATERIAL
Let Us Know Your Requirements
EARL FRUIT CO.
Of the Northwest
L. M. Campbell, Manager Medford District.
GRANTS PASS MEDFORD
INTERURBAN AUTOCAR CO.
Effective October 23 Daily and Sunday.
LEAVE MEDFORD.
10:00 a. m.
1:00 p. m.
4:S0 p. m.
Cars stop at all Intermediate points.
Office and Waiting Rooms: Medford, 6 South Front, Nash Hotel
Bidg. Phone 309. Grants Pass: The Bonbonnler, Phone 160.
We also operate stage lines from Medford to Ashland, PhoenU,
Talent, Central Point, Jacksonville.
Advertising in
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SEWARD
HOTEL
"HOUSE OF CHEER"
ALTOGR AT 10TH STREET,
FOKTIjAND, OREGON.
All the Oregon electric cars Btop at
unexcelled. Wo strive to please.
Rates 1.50 and up. With bath
$2.00 and up, - Oury 'dining room Is
very popuIarVand our business men's
luncheon.and Qur.xeBularand .Sun
day dinners are not equalled, elso
whero at our price. . Opposite Olds,
SVortman & King's big store.
' W. C. CULBERTSON. Proprietor.
LEAVE GRANTS PASS.
10:00 a. m.
1:00 p. m.
4:30 p. m.
The Sun gets results.
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