Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, December 29, 1920, Page 4, Image 4

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IfET)FOT?D MAUI TRIBUNE, MEDfOttDr ORiXiOX, W KDXKSDA V,
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Of fire Mall Tribune Building, 26-17-19
norm i ir iireeu I'none at.
A consolidation of the Democratic
Time. Thz MftcVrd Mall, the Medford
Tribune, The Southern Oregon lan. Toe
Aaniana iriDune. ,
The Medford Sunday Sun la furnished
ubecrlbcra deairliig a seven day dally
newspaper.
ROBERT W. nUHL, Editor.
8UMITKH H. SMITH, Manager.
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Witkly Mall Tribune, one year 2.00
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BT CARRJtiilIn- Medford, Ashland,
Jacksonville. Ccntrnl I'olnt Phoenix
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur I'erry
Tho annual fog 1h nKuin In our
midst, and tho first 110 days arc the
worst, i
Milk wiiRons go ho fust on Hellbent
avenue tlmt a pint of cream becomes
a iioiiikI of butter.
""IIH surrender of d 'Amiimzio concludes one of the most dramatic
J- nix I picturesque episodes of tliis generation. Tliiwe who feel
tlmt only the sprrtiiculiir death of the insurgent poet uoulil render
the mclo-ilranm nrlistically complete, fail to comprehend the phyehol
o:y of the principal aetor. ,
D'Aniiiiii.io is primarily an artist of temperament, of the Latin
leniperainent. AVith him symbols are realities. That scratch oil his
arid dome, from a shell splinter sufficiently ami much more viviiliy
lypil'i"'d the hero's coup de iracc, than any more realistic ceremony,
involving the services of a sordid and unimaginative undertaker.
And in d'Annunzio's scenario, he must he both the corpse and
the grave digger. The details can he left 1o no bungling hand. If
riddled by machine gun builds, he could have executed a high dive
from Finnic 'n Campanile, mid satisfied that the climax had been well
done, could have directed the final obsequies including the military
salute, the mere fact of holding' his rendezvous with death would not
have deterred him.
Hut there were physical obstacles, which even his genius for
creative realism could not overcome. 80 be allowed the cranial
scratch to suffice, just as the Kaiser, instead of leading bis forces to
u glorious death, allowed 'rheumatism and wood chopper cramp to
suffice. Deallt to a sell'-driiinati.ed egotist is so, well not only in
artistic but disappointing.
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LEGISLATING HONESTY.
The h'HKnn nt the lumlilliiK down of tin; card liuuse ot Mnirls HroH.,
(inula tn appeal In I In. Oivl'iiii 'Legislature, to he in si'HHion a week from
next Monday. There must he legislation enacted ealeulaled to prevent
Hileh a thini," 1 1 r 1 1 1 1 1 i 1 1 k In the future. Our date has machinery already
organized that can, Willi proper authority given, mako a repetition of
thin thlnu next to ImpoHsihle. Salem .Statesman.
B
L'T let's be explieil. AVhat laws can the legislature1 puss to make
inen honest, particularly men in high lilaees who handle other
people's money. In short, what law or laws can be devised, under
our present form of finance, which tlu' erookod banker can not evade,,
and what law, or laws, can niiikcj every, banker honest?., Thilt is 'the
real problem. - , '',"
'Homines for soldiers will mist
000,000, OIK), and Is cliaraeterized by
tli suddenly economical administra
tion "as a plan to ransack tho trea
sury." The $;io, otiti, 000, 000 ship
hulldliiR graft was not "ransacking"
it was "vacuum cleaning."
"IIAPPV IS TIIK JHCAIKlt"
1 ' (KiiKciietiiini'd)
Tho card party at Itoy Allen's
, I101110 Thursday night was a de
cided success.
iA lady 115 years old blow out the
gas in Chicago, and noarly died. Thoy
, never got too old to learn.
.Many Orogonluns wore nipped on
Canadian bonds manipulated hy 1 a
suavo and cliurcligolng rortlandor.
This will augment tho chorus howl
ing: "Taxes 11 ro eating 11s up allvo."
MAX TIIK K.XTKIUUIXATOfM
, (lliinene (iuui'il) ,
Oscar Woodson and hrolhur
Hug and 'Henry Dennett of tho
Woodson Konl garage, attended
tho inoutlng unci. jianiiict given
Saturday hy tho Kuril JVlolor
' com puny at tho Oshui'ii. hotel
, Saturduy night.
Tho report that d'Aiinun.lo kicked
thu lim:kut was erroneous, us expect
oil. It. In hard , to abate a bird with
tho ''soul ot a pout," mid Ihu nurvo
of a chicken thiof.
, v. hi tho good old days," the Nash
thill served Sunday dinner for fill
cents, and Clarence Hutchinson rodo
u bicycle.
.Saturday is tho glad iXew Year.
Whim it gets ns old as the present
0110 It will not he so glad.
' IIKAVKIIIKS A lWAYS l(
(Yrokn, Cnl., News)
: Tho dining room of the Yreka
lioleKneo Kranco-American ) lias
been taken over by K. C'alifoiie,
htli) of Portland. Tho new niiin
ujiemcnl is sparing 110 pains or
expense .
There Is 11 chance for smno young
Inventor to will fame and fortune by
inventing a contraption for keeping
Beams In silk socks straight. They
now run zigzag, which was tho way
tho ships went to duck tho U-bouts.
Tho Mudford Mull Smudge I'ot man
will plenso take notice that thu name
of one of t'hlio'a leading soft drink
parlor proprietors la Pop (iluss.
tC'hlco, C'ul., Enterprise). Thanks.
WO.VT A SMAI.l, TOVVX DO?
(S. K I'loonicle)
Middle-aged woiuati wants
cooking on ranch. -Mrs. llamcs,
17;(S .Mission Kt.
It would bo nice to lilt oil In the
valley, and find out which one of the
new made millionaires will ho shot
hy 1111 Imported vampire.
PAYfNG BILLS.
ONU sport my jaded spirit Ihrilis, and warms me through and
through ; it is the sport of paying, bills when those. same bills
arel due. AW other pastimes lose their charm as years roll on
their way, and old men, viewing with alarm, observe their domes
are gray. Each month I lake my- fountain pen and make the
green ink flow, and write out checks for iron men to every man
1 owe. And alter that 1 push my car athwart tho spangled lea,
or whack the golf halls near and far, or practice archery. 'Home
limes I .make. ,1 high ascent, in airships or balloons, hut first 1 pay
the grocery gent who sold me wholesome prunes. .Sometimes the
polo graft I try, and make a record neat, hut first I pay the hutch
ing guy who sold inn useful meat, , , Wteu I have paid my monthly
bills I feel inure, honest pride than if I'd scored a hundred kills
where ducks were sliol, anil died. Oh, I am fond of outdoor gitnies,
and indoor games as well ; at blind man 's buff I bust, my .humus, .
at checkers 1 excel,. ,A1I honest sport 'my 'bosom fills with rapture,
as you guess; but paying up Ihe 1 ithly bills I like best, I con-
fe
You may be Sure
says the Good Judge ,
That you are getting full
value for your money
when you use this class of
tobacco.
The gopd, rich, real ..to
bacco taste 1 lasts so long,
you , don't ntcd a f resli
chew nearly as often nor
dp you need so big a chew
ap you did with the ordi
nary kind. .. 'I ,
Any niah wlio has used the
Real Tobacco Chew will. .
tell you that.
Put up in two styles . '
W-ll CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco
i - i RIGHT. CUT is a shortcut .tobacco
w b. mil- hli.,t...i,i.-i. ni.i ...... a . I . V. I
'ongress Is going to reduce taxes
Iiy levying more, and It Is strange
that nobody thought of thiu before.
The following rlttens assist In per.
puluulliiK tho ineinory of departed
presidents:
.lames .Madison Keune.
(Jeorgo Wnsltlugtou Nichols.
" Kranklln I'ierce Kurrell.
Itenjumln Harrison 1'lymnlc.
G rover Cleveland I'brum.
According to tho president of the
National Dancing .Masters association
all' muscles ot tho body arc brought
Into' action by dancing. This is quite
true, but so does n washboard.
TREE TANGLEFOOT
AIDS IN CONTROLLING
BLIGHT
lieeommended by l'rof. F. J. L'eiuier, and l'rof. C. C. Gate and
lending orchardists. I'laoe your order before January 1, l'.tL'l
and save liiouev.
Phone 932
Farm Bureau Co-Operatiye Exchange
M'Uh ilcilfyril trptlo 1? Metlfora mad
GRANTS PASS MEDFORD
INTERURBAN AUTOCAR CO.
Kffcctlvo Oitolicr S5
LEAVE MEDKOKD.
10:00 a. m. , )
1:00 p. m. , ' .-
4:30 p. m.
Cars stop at all Intermediate points.
Office and Waiting Rooms: Modiord, 5 South Front. Nash Hotel
Bldg Phone 309. Grants Pass: Tho Ilonhonnler, Phono 160.
We also operate stage lines from Medford to Ashland. Phoenix,
Talent, Central Point, Jacksonville.
D1UI7 and Sandny.
LEAVE GUAM'S PASS.
10:00 a. m.
1:00 p. m.
4:30 p. m.
PANCAKE FLOUR
Jusf add wafen
it's ready
Old Fashioned Flavor
With Modern Convenience
Most of us can remember watching
Mother stir up the pancake batter
after the supper disheswcre done.
She used to tell you how
she put the corn .and
buckwheat in to make
the pancakes taste bet- '
ter, and ;the yeast to
make the .bubbles J. and v
the wheat flour to make
a smoother batter. Jn.J
the morning you'd prorftSe ?! .
to be very careful if she'ef'"
let you stir down the batter..
We've planned
Pancake Flour to make just
tnat kind of pancake with
dU(Mhi'onedZavorbutwe've
added modern convenience.
We've sifted together nine
choice ingredients, includ
ing sweet, powdered milk
to save you adding fresh
milk. ;
.A little girl can mix the
pancake batter npw; she
just adds water and there's
a big bowlful of batter ready
for the griddle.
n ft a
Once you know the Flshei '
quality in Ji6r Pancake
Flour, you'll want tfl tryFisier's.
Blend Flour, Fisher's Rolled Oats
Ktxd Fisher's Qranulated Wheat
Berries. Your dealer wijssupply,
you gladly. " r
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1.
ELECTRIC WATGHERY
10,000 EG(J CAPACITY
Provides an nhiindancp ot fresh- air nnd sufficient moisture. , Ellm- '
Innlos all poisonous Bases and all oil' rumos. 'itcsuUs In STKONCiKU ?
CIIICK.S. Muko your reservations now for eurly Ttatchca. ' Opotttt. ''
ed by , . ' '"" :f '!:;.":,''' ' . ; '
' The Rogue River Poultry Farm y .
Jiiiksouvlllo liouU.
I'lidiiO SOti-W
"The Shasta"
A NEW TAIN ' ,;
to
California
"The Shasta" is an all slandiird sleeping
car train without extra fare
Leaves Portland at 4:00 I. M.
Arrives Snn Francisco 10:00 P. M. followliiR evening.
IMPROVED SLEEPING CAR SERVICE
.. ' to .
San Francisco and Los Angeles
All Sliasla Unuto trains handle tlinniKli slnndnrd sleeping cars
Sent lie, Tarnma, anil Foitlnnd to Sun Knmelsco.
Throimh standani sleeping car to I,os Angeles .
Lejtvos Portland at S: (0 A. SI.
Arrives Los Angelpg 8:15 A. M. second morning"
Winter Excursion Tickets
nrp on Fut1 ti
Southern California
C;ilir.rnl!. l.rlKht and warm unnsldnK will hflti von tako on n n.-w l.as..
or nr.-. .spend Hit- winlry Hav.s lieMiUi siiiiiiihtv M'as- mi sporty Knit
ruurspa or k. il l.MinlM limits; moio,- nvpr slilen.li.l hiKlnnivs; tln-ta
una many otlur outdoor pluisurra uwalt you In Sunny California.
rB,rE on r.nr.,;it "t'Hlir.trnin for lh. T.mrlsl". n n'
booklt-t rapliically ilesertliini; Uni.iliftVri'ln resorts. .
Imtulro of local nt- nt f"r faro-., rntitps,' lr.optnn car reservations
and train service, or wrilo
Southern Pacific Lines
JOHN" M. SfOTT, "
Rcneral Pnssonsor Asent,
. , Portland, Oregon
q n rounds $H
BOXING
AND WRESTLING
BIG HOLIDAY SMOKER AT '
Gold Hill Pavilion
Saturday New Year's Afternoon
s Doors Open 2 p. m., Starts 3 Sharp !
Jess Ingram vs. Geo. Eagles
of Medford
10 Rounds of Portland
Carlson vs. Brady
of Medford 130 pounds of Weed
. ' . a good four-round Preliminary
SPECIAL :
Wrestling Half Hour
C. Parker vs. Bud Scbultz
Walla Walla, Wn ; . - Hornbrook
Under Auspices of
, s GOLD HILL BOXING COMMISSION
.. Admission $3.00 and, $2.00 plus WanTax
Seats on sale'at Brown & Brown, Medford;vlrwin's
Cigar Store, Ashland and M. D. Bowers, Gold Hill.